St John (My Football Team) VS. Hashtag Utd

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @SpencerFC
    @SpencerFC 7 лет назад +2042

    Thanks for the invite mate. Always a pleasure. See you at the Wembley Cup!

  • @EpicDuckMaster
    @EpicDuckMaster 7 лет назад +741

    Sunday league teams playing on a Saturday, mind blown!

  • @tomtelfer2213
    @tomtelfer2213 7 лет назад +2405

    All you need is a keeper who can actually do something

  • @justthedave1072
    @justthedave1072 5 лет назад +571

    Imagine one day watching Jersey and seeing ChrisMD in midfield. 😂😂😂

  • @calebb6537
    @calebb6537 7 лет назад +3224

    Son: Can I have a dragon for my birthday?
    Dad: Come on, ask for something realistic
    Son: Ok, how about arsenal to win the league?
    Dad: What color dragon?

    • @josefbaker525
      @josefbaker525 7 лет назад +30

      😂

    • @lukeizzard2384
      @lukeizzard2384 7 лет назад +26

      Caleb Bartelson 😂😂😂

    • @joe0284
      @joe0284 7 лет назад +48

      Caleb Bartelson stolen joke mate

    • @qtzrz
      @qtzrz 7 лет назад +1

      Caleb Bartelson XD

    • @Account_372
      @Account_372 7 лет назад +5

      Caleb Bartelson there both not real

  • @engelcepriano4035
    @engelcepriano4035 5 лет назад +433

    wtf . my sunday league barely has like 19 spectators on a good day , our refs don’t speak english and look like everyone’s uncle . our fields have holes and giant dirt spots with little thorn things hidden in the “grass” waiting for someone to slide tackle so they can grind up their whole leg .
    l

    • @mcwoody36
      @mcwoody36 5 лет назад +9

      lmao

    • @pgwarrior3858
      @pgwarrior3858 5 лет назад +7

      Engel Cepriano unlucky mate

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 5 лет назад +11

      Is it in England? If so why the fuck aren't they speaking English?

    • @frank-hiyah
      @frank-hiyah 5 лет назад

      The better you get as a Player/team, the better the pitches en the crowd becomes...

    • @BarrosOutdoorLiving
      @BarrosOutdoorLiving 5 лет назад +1

      Welcome back to Sunday league football

  • @SebOnGolf
    @SebOnGolf 7 лет назад +34

    Great playing with you mate as always. See you at Wembley!

  • @leonis6804
    @leonis6804 7 лет назад +653

    St John, Hashtag United, Eltham and Palmers FC tournament next? Would love to see that!

  • @AdrianBFit.
    @AdrianBFit. 7 лет назад +888

    This feels shady:
    Name of pitch: Springfield
    Colour of kits: yellow

  • @thomaslarge5217
    @thomaslarge5217 4 года назад +82

    Who’s here after hashtag won the fa cup match’s

  • @speedepitomised
    @speedepitomised 7 лет назад +1746

    You know the drill....
    0=ChrisMD
    1=Messi the G.O.A.T
    2=CR7
    3=Neymar
    4=Mbappe
    5=Pique
    6=Striker
    7=Winger
    8=Defender
    9=Goalkeeper
    Reply with who you got. The last 4 are different football positions.

  • @breakingaustin
    @breakingaustin 6 лет назад +47

    To sit here and watch someone else talk about their Sunday league match isn't something I'd like to do, but fair play you have a great way of keeping the audience entertained with suspense and nice commentary.. New sub!

  • @dalzielbeal6609
    @dalzielbeal6609 5 лет назад +33

    I think Chris is the very first British person to say 'isn't it' over 'innit'

    • @MiniGaffer.
      @MiniGaffer. 5 лет назад +1

      well yes from Jersey, which isn't apart of Britian

    • @dalzielbeal6609
      @dalzielbeal6609 5 лет назад +4

      @@MiniGaffer. They are, it's just that the language or accent types are different everywhere around Britain

    • @f1efan
      @f1efan 5 лет назад +1

      @@dalzielbeal6609 Jersey isn't part of Britain.

    • @virtukalgaming1950
      @virtukalgaming1950 4 года назад

      We don’t say that in jersey 😂

    • @DC66DC
      @DC66DC 4 года назад +1

      @@f1efan well it's one of the British isles so it is British, it's just not part of Great Britain

  • @jkkkay
    @jkkkay 7 лет назад +798

    You Know the drill
    (RUclipsrs Edition)
    0. You have 10k subs
    1. ChrisMD
    2. KSI
    3. JMX
    4. Manny
    5. Tobi
    6. Simon
    7. W2S/Harry
    8. Zerkaa
    9. Charlie Morley
    10. Behzinga

  • @TheTaterTotP80
    @TheTaterTotP80 5 лет назад +62

    Jemel wasn't exactly playing fair though, was he. He charged with his knee into the lad's back on that first tackle.

  • @kieram2092
    @kieram2092 7 лет назад +316

    Who else thinks if Chris gets 4 mil subs, he needs to recreate one of the nerf wars?!

  • @EddySoler
    @EddySoler 7 лет назад +1810

    Your keeper is worse than Joe Hart with a blindfold

  • @rudimcfunnyguy1946
    @rudimcfunnyguy1946 7 лет назад +61

    who thinks Chris should do a Ronaldinho's recruitment on fifa 18 with his icon cards. so he starts with the lowest rated one and he works his way up to the highest rated one

  • @AlanRoxs
    @AlanRoxs 7 лет назад +411

    That was a really good match. I loved it. That Berry guy had some great shots

    • @panther1234
      @panther1234 7 лет назад +10

      Alan Roxs I enjoyed Barry he was awesome

    • @aidanvlog5351
      @aidanvlog5351 7 лет назад +2

      St j
      Goalie sucks

    • @euanmcfeely9072
      @euanmcfeely9072 7 лет назад +2

      Barry you idiot Chras clearly said his name is Birry

    • @AlanRoxs
      @AlanRoxs 7 лет назад +2

      All I know is that it starts with “B” and ends with “Rry”

    • @fredericndjiki-nya3666
      @fredericndjiki-nya3666 7 лет назад

      Alan Roxs II

  • @annabedoui9509
    @annabedoui9509 7 лет назад +91

    Do more Sunday league make it a series

    • @ChucksWet
      @ChucksWet 7 лет назад +4

      Anna Bedoui it kinda is a series ha

    • @OscarM452
      @OscarM452 7 лет назад +10

      Anna Bedoui it already is

    • @nicoprice7538
      @nicoprice7538 7 лет назад +1

      Anna Bedoui hmmm. You've got a busy hour...

    • @thatwhiteguy9551
      @thatwhiteguy9551 7 лет назад

      Anna Bedoui ii

  • @thefantomreapergaming5334
    @thefantomreapergaming5334 5 лет назад +8

    “It’s Beckham territory” I’m dieing and I don’t even know why😂😂😂

  • @DylanBanksFC
    @DylanBanksFC 7 лет назад +127

    12:15 I was thinking, don't let Chris take it...

  • @mohammedalansari3090
    @mohammedalansari3090 7 лет назад +65

    Who would have been so hyped if he scored the freekick

  • @harrystevens5243
    @harrystevens5243 7 лет назад +94

    You know the drill,
    But do you know the screwdriver?

  • @viscaelbarca1029
    @viscaelbarca1029 7 лет назад +5

    ChrisMD is one of the nicest youtubers I have ever seen

  • @jonahjones7024
    @jonahjones7024 7 лет назад +11

    Y'all should make this like an annual thing or like every 1/2 of a year

  • @jonathanabbey-quaye9841
    @jonathanabbey-quaye9841 4 года назад +2

    4:55 now we can relax with this music every FIFA fan loves

  • @zelco469
    @zelco469 7 лет назад +86

    What happend to Football top drawer?!?

    • @ashantiprinc
      @ashantiprinc 7 лет назад +14

      Opmaster212 it disappeared like arsenal's hope of winning the champions league

    • @ralphnicholls3821
      @ralphnicholls3821 7 лет назад +8

      Emmanuel Kyei Qualifying* for the Champions League

    • @alisaleh4490
      @alisaleh4490 6 лет назад

      Opmaster212 p

  • @chazvlogs6488
    @chazvlogs6488 7 лет назад +110

    3...
    2....
    1..
    The floor is...
    Doesn't matter you're on your bed anyway.

  • @ollietraver1161
    @ollietraver1161 7 лет назад

    Who else wants FOOTBALLS TOP DRAWER BACK like so Chris can actually remember and make another one.

  • @brrr9741
    @brrr9741 7 лет назад +10

    3:20 the kid upside down on the swing 😂

  • @typajwzm3500
    @typajwzm3500 3 года назад +3

    Chris thanks for posting this on my birthday. Exactly what i wanted to see, my favourite youtuber lose, when i was 10

  • @garethbayley5814
    @garethbayley5814 7 лет назад

    The close up of the penalty decision showed what the ref saw. You analysed it and used the close up in slo-mo unlike the opposition's summary which was just a rant!! Well done Chris!!

  • @abelcsada2951
    @abelcsada2951 7 лет назад +45

    CHRISMD can you pls tell me what's the music name of the backround music in ur disstrack pls BDW UR THE BEST

    • @iScottsdale
      @iScottsdale 7 лет назад +6

      I think it's rollin - chamillionaire

    • @abelcsada2951
      @abelcsada2951 7 лет назад

      Xachッ thank you

    • @abelcsada2951
      @abelcsada2951 7 лет назад +1

      ChirsMD !!!! UR not real the real one dose not have !!!!

    • @abelcsada2951
      @abelcsada2951 7 лет назад +1

      ChirsMD !!!! Fuck head

    • @OscarM452
      @OscarM452 7 лет назад

      Jedi Galaxy darude sandstorms

  • @IAmRedherrings
    @IAmRedherrings 7 лет назад +4

    you did the freekick 'classic' fifa tactic hahaha amazing

  • @hpfm56
    @hpfm56 5 лет назад

    13:37 I love the sly disses Chris does 😂😂

  • @hectorin001
    @hectorin001 7 лет назад +15

    You should play Rebel FC next and yes you should have a rematch

  • @andri8187
    @andri8187 5 лет назад +35

    What the keeper eats on a daily basis :
    Burgers
    Pies
    Chips
    Chocolate
    McNuggets
    More Burgers
    More Pies
    More Chips
    More chocolate
    More McNuggets

    • @shuker.
      @shuker. 5 лет назад

      Andri so true

    • @laws2746
      @laws2746 5 лет назад +1

      Andri behave mate

  • @jabzitzyaboy7836
    @jabzitzyaboy7836 5 лет назад +1

    Love the way whenever he mentions St. John’s he says my Sunday league team 😂

  • @jeromecooper1249
    @jeromecooper1249 5 лет назад +6

    Barry is a ducking beast should have played the full 90 minutes

  • @markwatkins6754
    @markwatkins6754 7 лет назад +6

    5:55 Red Card! Are you joking!😂

  • @davidschauer9276
    @davidschauer9276 5 лет назад +2

    A Sunday league team playing on a Saturday?!?!? What has this world turned into!!!

  • @ethanmelrose-keys1341
    @ethanmelrose-keys1341 7 лет назад +4

    WoW i cant believe that you got the pen i thought your own team would have gotten a yellow or red

  • @gusse6614
    @gusse6614 7 лет назад +11

    Who is holding his breath When you walk against a smoking man/girl

  • @liamthompson2301
    @liamthompson2301 7 лет назад +1

    Hi Chris I know your not gonna read this but I've been watching you for a while now but every time I hear you release another vid I get really exited I love you Chris your my favourite youtuber

  • @gustavsjogren3149
    @gustavsjogren3149 7 лет назад +4

    Anyone realised how much he roasted Charlie?

  • @ogbrinqy7964
    @ogbrinqy7964 7 лет назад +6

    This is a proper ChrisMD video. Not that diss track shit that he did before.

  • @connorjoselyn7742
    @connorjoselyn7742 3 года назад

    If keeper scrambled for that first goal he’s saving that, I’m convinced.

  • @king-swizzled5026
    @king-swizzled5026 4 года назад +10

    Why at 2am on the 27th April, 2 years after it’s release does RUclips recommend this to me now😂

  • @TylerNomadic
    @TylerNomadic 7 лет назад +6

    Chris is such a nice guy trying to hide the fact that he hates everything Spencer, just like the rest of us.

  • @George_-lu8wj
    @George_-lu8wj 7 лет назад +1

    Omg Chris' commentary never gets old😂

  • @desperateROBEER
    @desperateROBEER 5 лет назад +40

    Everyone keeps talking about how bad the goalkeeper is...
    Yeah, that’s all. They’re correct.

  • @smdosndidbejdbrnemsmeiebri7554
    @smdosndidbejdbrnemsmeiebri7554 7 лет назад +6

    Who else loves Chris

  • @Ra1nperson
    @Ra1nperson 4 года назад

    If this was at the fortress it would be 10x more iconic

  • @CryoBearzz
    @CryoBearzz 7 лет назад +10

    Palmers FC for next game!!!

  • @k.dennisur-dennis9578
    @k.dennisur-dennis9578 5 лет назад +4

    Barry is definetly steven gerrard lundercover

  • @oscarodegaard8538
    @oscarodegaard8538 6 лет назад

    Sunday league match right
    Chris:”that’s what you turn up for on a SATURDAY”

  • @rileybrandt8617
    @rileybrandt8617 7 лет назад +5

    Fun Fact:
    Chris MD= Chris Michael Dixon

  • @muhammeddd_
    @muhammeddd_ 7 лет назад +4

    Chris we lost against Stoke 😔

  • @waleedabosalem961
    @waleedabosalem961 3 года назад

    I gotta admit it, that goalie could challenge ollie for the 1st goalkeeper in Chris’s videos

  • @shabaniumtali7178
    @shabaniumtali7178 7 лет назад +11

    Roses are grey
    Violets are grey
    I am coulor blind

  • @Sajju13
    @Sajju13 7 лет назад +7

    r.i.p footballs top drawer.

  • @titusbarsczewski7653
    @titusbarsczewski7653 3 года назад +1

    We need more of these

  • @Benjamin-jj2tc
    @Benjamin-jj2tc 7 лет назад +394

    your club needs a bit of work to say the least

  • @benoldinho4485
    @benoldinho4485 3 года назад +3

    Imagine if you turned up to your Sunday league match and then you see messi on the other team.
    run....

  • @hashtag_thisguy
    @hashtag_thisguy 5 лет назад

    Jemel got confused for a moment , thought he was playing basketball and went for a 3 pointer

  • @chickennuggets3735
    @chickennuggets3735 7 лет назад +4

    2 vids in 4 days? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH CHRIS

  • @frankiewhite6421
    @frankiewhite6421 7 лет назад +7

    You are number 10 on all shirts

  • @calebelevy7648
    @calebelevy7648 7 лет назад

    Chris, here's an ideia for a video: So its you plus 3 other friends, the first friend, picks one popular vine and the other 3 guys have to hear the vine but they can't see it, the objetive of the game is for the three guys listening to the vines, have to do a video re-creating it and the closest recreation wins! It would be funny because if one of them don't recognize the vine by what he heard, he will use his imagination to re-create it and the video would be funny as hell!! Hope you like it!

  • @leb9102
    @leb9102 6 лет назад +116

    Your keeper goes down too easily.i can goalkeep better

  • @nathantomlinson8679
    @nathantomlinson8679 5 лет назад +7

    Your keeper is like Petr Cech with a concussion

  • @larafellows1132
    @larafellows1132 3 года назад +1

    Chris your the best RUclips channel and the reason why I stated wachen your vs is pretty much all of your player's😍😍😍💖💖💖

  • @jamesclifford135
    @jamesclifford135 5 лет назад +32

    Just get a new keeper...

  • @nabiha3358
    @nabiha3358 7 лет назад +5

    you have a Suzuki??

  • @erscii1593
    @erscii1593 4 года назад

    Your gk running catching the ball like: "WHERE'S THE NUGGET??"

  • @willridge3558
    @willridge3558 7 лет назад +5

    Do Sunday league experience for the new season plz

  • @peps-on-food
    @peps-on-food 5 лет назад +3

    Still waiting on that rematch Chris come on man

  • @HeataveGaming
    @HeataveGaming 7 лет назад

    This match was the first time I haven't want hashtag to win, i always want whatever team Chris is on to win

  • @aaronortigoza3202
    @aaronortigoza3202 7 лет назад +4

    You know the drill
    But do you know it’s my birthday??

  • @rrt_0053
    @rrt_0053 4 года назад +10

    Who else is watching this in coronavirus lockdown

  • @avoriarl
    @avoriarl 5 лет назад

    2 years later and it’s in my recommended videos list

  • @syedaromena6053
    @syedaromena6053 7 лет назад +4

    Nice match but St John,Chris's team could've done a comeback

  • @Will-ex3lj
    @Will-ex3lj 7 лет назад +41

    Where's harry?

    • @joshkennedy7257
      @joshkennedy7257 7 лет назад +8

      He lives in Guernsey not Jersey

    • @Will-ex3lj
      @Will-ex3lj 7 лет назад +2

      Josh Kennedy Ik but Chris said he was coming to play

    • @genericmeme4975
      @genericmeme4975 7 лет назад +23

      WillYT 7 to busy writing fire

    • @annaconway5351
      @annaconway5351 7 лет назад

      Hashtag Harry or the other one

  • @benanderson2552
    @benanderson2552 5 лет назад

    I once whipped a ball into the corridor of uncertainty, and our "Captain" Yelled at me XD

  • @pedrovilela8151
    @pedrovilela8151 7 лет назад +4

    Hey Chris what happened to footballs top drawers

  • @Joel0203
    @Joel0203 7 лет назад +36

    Chris go against parmers

  • @ColeBlooded5
    @ColeBlooded5 6 лет назад

    Meriyah:Mom,can I get a soccer ball for my birthday?
    Mom:No,because me and your dad are working on getting some money..
    Meriyah:Ok,then I’ll have a dumb birthday😒
    Mom:You’re only 12 so you shouldn’t have a party
    Meriyah:Dude!Everyone should have a birthday party.I remember you had a HUGE party,so why can’t I?

  • @jamesfox4061
    @jamesfox4061 7 лет назад +4

    Chris should be hashtags new no.10

    • @jamesfox4061
      @jamesfox4061 7 лет назад

      Fake Chris for a second I thought you were real and I was buzzing

  • @FireProductionz
    @FireProductionz 5 лет назад +7

    Does Spencer FC always involve lifting trophies after every game ??

  • @connortishler5681
    @connortishler5681 2 года назад

    It’s almost like the goalie was trying to get out of the way of the ball😂

  • @Chadz02
    @Chadz02 7 лет назад +26

    Play SDMN FC!!! Like if you agree

  • @Celtic-sk2ql
    @Celtic-sk2ql 7 лет назад +19

    Please play rebel fc at the fortress
    Like so he can see

  • @nexhyrust3374
    @nexhyrust3374 7 лет назад

    Back at it again with them 2 footed leg breaker tackles 😂😱😂😿

  • @cameronwilson9343
    @cameronwilson9343 6 лет назад +23

    If you ever play in Sussex or London, hit me up for Goalkeeper 🤦‍♂️💖🤙

    • @mcwoody36
      @mcwoody36 5 лет назад +2

      can I see a clip?

  • @janverflojan9060
    @janverflojan9060 7 лет назад +16

    Poor Chris... only good player at his club 😂

  • @larafellows1132
    @larafellows1132 3 года назад +1

    Chris is the best RUclips channel and the reason why I stated Sachin your video's is because Sachin😅😅😅😂😂😂😍😍😍

  • @OrangeSoda42
    @OrangeSoda42 7 лет назад +29

    You're just an improved W2S

  • @Woodh0u53
    @Woodh0u53 5 лет назад +5

    hey chris, you looking for a LM or a winger ?

  • @Sam-qc4zb
    @Sam-qc4zb 6 лет назад +1

    Awesome never stop making amazing content!😄😃😄😁😀

  • @lloydc8114
    @lloydc8114 7 лет назад +11

    Play rebel FCC
    Like if u agree