jake: iv been trying to catch the pontiac bandit for 8 years, do u know how many months that is? rosa: 96 jake: eightyforteenninetysixyearsmonths holt: do u want a private maths tutor the department provides one haha love that guy
@Alison Han I thought it was probably a stunt double based on the content and how it was shot, but after some research I found there were no stunt doubles listed for that episode. So yeah, that's cool that he really did it.
Terry: Captain Holt and I did a hip-hop dance routine. Jake: oh I see...well you know what I don’t even care because I’m holding my son. Rosa: I have a video of it on my phone. Jake: Amy hold this baby Rosa give me that phone!!💀😂😂😭
**banging on glass** "Ask about his bank account! ASK ABOUT HIS BANK ACCOUNT! ASK ABOUT HIS BANK-" **glass shatters** "-account." **looks up at amy** "You should ask him about his bank account." i will forever love this moment
@@shanzaekhan5112 No, it’s because the window break was done in an empty room and composited into the shot with Amy and the perp. Probably for safety reasons. As they do have reflections before it cuts to Jakes perspective in the viewing room.
We watched Lincoln Wow two rivals working together Jake:.... Amy: when that didnt work we watched Xmen days of future past Jake: WOW Magneto and Professor working together
Blackout out when amy goes into labour!! Jake - I kinda liked blackouts. Its quiet and peaceful Gunshots heard !! Jake - no it quickly turned into a purge!
Jake: “Tv and cake were my parents” what an underrated line
Hadar EvenChen and sad
Tbh that's my childhood and I wouldn't change it for anything
"is okay"
It’s my child hood but it wasn’t that bad being alone
Tv was my parent and taught me American English！and I’m Chinese. And that fucked up my entire life.
“oh yeah, the guy without a daddy is the one with daddy issues. eXplAIN thAT lOgic. *nervous laughter* “
Elena Pereira my dad died when I was two, and someone at my school said I have daddy issues so I showed that scene to her.
@@elizabethrogers6380 omg im so sorry for your loss but that must’ve been funny
@@elizabethrogers6380 rip xd
This is sarcastic, I’m very sorry for your loss
@@elizabethrogers6380 damn. How do I explain that that made me laugh and also made me sad at the same time??? So sorry for your loss though.
@@elizabethrogers6380 u good girl? We're here for you
“first of all the name’s santiago, detECTIVE AMY SANTIAGO”
Which episode is that from
Beep the one where peralta wants to arrest the police commissioners son or something for graffiti 1:2
@@beep2694 coral palms part 1
@@beep2694 it's first season
@@alphagamer9505 completely wrong
“It is SOOOOOOOOOO small, where do you keep your BRAIN?”
*he doesn’t have one*
sorry Jake
What brain?
Straight up savage had me burst out laughing 😂
You can see Andy Samberg almost break character there at the very end 😂
He keeps his brain in his daddy issues
”Do you need a math tutor because the department will provide one for you”😂😂😂
I didn't knew if that was a joke or an Actual thing dat they did
I can’t tell if you were serious
If he was serious, I bet he would take him up on the offer.
I need a math tutor
I also need a math tutor.
Captainnn, Santiago broke the glaaAss
This line cracked me up
😂😂
I swear Jake is a child
anyone else remember being seven?? Jake does.
@@youfoundme7604 He doesn't remember being 7, because he's still not 7.
“I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom, peace out ✌🏼 “ definitely me lmaooo
Peace out homies
what are the emojis my pc doesnt know emoji
@@daisy-m766 a hand peace sign
" he he "
Does anyone know what episode that's from?
*”no no no don’t eat the burrito”*
Bites burrito... I’m disgusting
I was ur 1k like :)
I herd that comment
Yes, eat the burrito
2020 mood
no one :
jake : the doctor said all my bleeding is internal, that's where the blood is supposed to be
Yes indeed I also watched the video
thats my favourite moment of him lmao
"No no, don't eat the burrito"
*Looks at it and eats it*
"Oh I'm dIsGuStInG" *cries*
😂😂😂
Actually he says "I'm disgusting"
@@TheHimbeerjoghurt thought it was it's XD
I’m*
Not the line 🤦♀️
you’re three minutes early… in Chicago
lmao that’s so me it hurts
do you know what episode this is i can't figure it out?
Emily M one of the first episodes
Emily M second halloween heist episode
Damn, 2 hours late
When you be in the same time zone as Chicago B)
“ a dude who doesn’t have a dad has daddy issues? explain that logic”
Amy hold this baby!
Give me that phone!
GIVE ME THAT PHONE!!!
Everybody wash your hands!
jake: iv been trying to catch the pontiac bandit for 8 years, do u know how many months that is?
rosa: 96
jake: eightyforteenninetysixyearsmonths
holt: do u want a private maths tutor the department provides one
haha love that guy
i hear "eighty forty six years months"
"Captaiiiin, Santiago broke the glaaaass."
- Jake Peralta, 6 years old xD
Riding horses is honestly pretty hard, jake did...good?
I think it was just lieutenant peanut butter being talented, not really Jake anyway lmao
ikr if you don't know how to ride it's really hard to not fall off if the horse goes this fast
KombustedKarrot 24 if a horse is bolting like that, you have to be at least a novice rider to know how to stay on lmfao
@Alison Han I thought it was probably a stunt double based on the content and how it was shot, but after some research I found there were no stunt doubles listed for that episode. So yeah, that's cool that he really did it.
@@magicllamakitty353 probably not though. look the way his hoodie is covering and all
It was a very good prank. I totally thought I was going to die.
this is how many people love jake
"Your head is SOOOO small"
"Where do you keep your brains?"
XD XD XD Best scene lol
“Tv and cake were my parents” 😂 that deserves way more credit
4:02 Amy saying "it's okay" is so cute
no ones commented on this yet but honestly just gotta love jake
“The doctor said all the bleeding was internal, that’s where the blood’s s’posed to be! 😂😂 lmao
"I'm way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity" is my constant mood
"EVERYONE MOVE I DONT KNOW HOW TO RIDE A HORSE"
It's weird but I kind of love that Jake and Amy went from being more like siblings to husband and wife.
"amy hold this baby, rosa, give me that phone, give me that phone"
BEST SCENE EVERR
2:15 - I found my new alarm.
1:57 the best moment in the whole series
'ima go cry in the bathroom, peace out'
my senior quote
words alone cannot describe the amount of love and respect i have for this man
2:16 has me rolling on the floor laughing every time
it’s a mood
You're three minutes early!
IN CHICAGO 😂😂
And when that didn't work we watched X-Men Days of Future Past.
honestly confused why nobody else is talking about that part
great movie
"I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out ✌"
I feel exposed
2:20 I relate to this on a spiritual level
“Ask him about his bank-*brakes glass* account” CAPTAIN SANTIAGO BROKE THE GLASS” 😂😭😂
4:09 that's what she said
Self burn. Those are rare.
Oof
Jake Peralta is a living meme! Gotta love him! ❤️❤️
“You’re three minutes early... in Chicago.” 😂
“Your head is so small, no really so small where do you keep your brain in there”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This show always makes me feel better when I'm down
Terry: Captain Holt and I did a hip-hop dance routine. Jake: oh I see...well you know what I don’t even care because I’m holding my son. Rosa: I have a video of it on my phone. Jake: Amy hold this baby Rosa give me that phone!!💀😂😂😭
Dude, you just made me wanna to rewatch the whole series... AGAIN! (done it twice already)
He giggles more in the later seasons and it makes my heart flutter more
“1 2 3 4 ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHAAAAHHHH-“
"I was just playing a prank on my buddy"🤣🤣🤣
**banging on glass**
"Ask about his bank account! ASK ABOUT HIS BANK ACCOUNT! ASK ABOUT HIS BANK-"
**glass shatters**
"-account."
**looks up at amy**
"You should ask him about his bank account."
i will forever love this moment
CAPTAIN! SANTIAGO BROKE THE GLASS!
2:00 Amy doesn't have a reflection lmfao
holy shit
wait your right
Nice catch
It's cause it's a double sided mirror the criminal doesn't have one either
@@shanzaekhan5112 No, it’s because the window break was done in an empty room and composited into the shot with Amy and the perp. Probably for safety reasons. As they do have reflections before it cuts to Jakes perspective in the viewing room.
"Your head is so small!
Where do you keep your brain??"
I LOVE drunk Terry 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood supposed to be"
I just can't stop laughing by this logic
1:57 lol younger siblings always framing the older one
I knew the internal bleeding scene would be in the video before even clicking on it 😂😂
This man has my heart ❤
The amount of character development on this show is absolutely amazing
The burrito in a hot tub moment will always be one of my favourite moments ever I cry every time
3:57 is too relatable😂😭
“He’s so strong” tell me this man is not a little gay
He’s totally bi
All of these are just so iconic how am I supposed to choose?
* strums guitar * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHGHGHHHGHHGGHHJH
DIDN'T WORK...
People say I’m Jake perelta in female form. Should I be offended.
Deadass. My school locker had maggots in it...
ProbablyHarry without the maggots part perhaps
Someone told me I remind them of Gina and I took it as a compliment so maybe I am like her.
throw your whole locker away
"Your head is so small.. where do you keep your brain" 😂😂🤣
That one way glass breaking is soo satisfying
1:52 if he was an 1 hour early in Chicago that means he was 57 minutes late
I see they did provide a math tutor after all
Yes.
DUDE YOUR HEAD is so SMALL NO NO NO IT IS so SMALL WHERE do you KEEP YOUR BRAINS?!?
Love that line it always gets me😂😂😂
1:57 totally me
We watched Lincoln
Wow two rivals working together
Jake:....
Amy: when that didnt work we watched Xmen days of future past
Jake: WOW Magneto and Professor working together
"Sounds fun, carry on. 👍" 😂😂😂
"Magneto and Professor X working together? Amy are you seeing this?"
1:20
The look of jakes face as he was realising his next chance ti say it was golden, golden
If Jake isn’t your spirit animal, idk what is..
"But your head IS SOOOOOOO SMALLLLLLLLLL where do you keep your brains???"
You love to see it, 0 dislikes
Ok well ima go cry In the bathroom PEACE OUT HOMIES HAHA
“2, 3, 4! AAAASSAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH....didnt work”
They just casually have a Switch and I love that for them. They 100% have an Animal Crossings Island.
That last clip is the perfect ending for this video😂😂
This show looks so fun. I want to watch it lol
then... watch it? haha
ypu definitely should. it has many seasons as well!
It one of these show that u can never get bored of watching u gonna love the season 5x17 cold open
j o i n u s
@@cameronwinters4761 I got to season 4 episode 10…
Then I got a new phone and that streaming app I was using didn’t work anymore so 😭😭😭😭😭😭
This gives me the happy.
watched 2:15 8 times now, still dying
He is not just in mood for “4 minutes”... he is always in the mood 😎😃
2:15 this gets me every fucking time you'd think it'd get old but nope
Jake eating that burrito perfectly describes what it feels like to move to another city unwillingly
2:23 Kid Cudi's face is my mood for 2020
“My doctor said all the blood is internal. That’s where the blood is SUPPOSED tO bE”
Blackout out when amy goes into labour!!
Jake - I kinda liked blackouts. Its quiet and peaceful
Gunshots heard !!
Jake - no it quickly turned into a purge!
Captain Santiago broke the glass
"That's where the blood's supposed to be" :D
the internal bleeding is just so hilarious
I Love them so much
00:09 was holt actually talking about a real movie because I have no idea
Ya bruh lethal weapon
Rush Hour
.... I love how they say "yes" and continue to provide two different movies 🤣🤣🤣
TV and Cake were my parents 😣😣😣
Gotta love Jake. Sometimes I wished I was him. Somestimes I wished I was with him. Thats when You Know this character is 👌 *chef kiss*
“The doctor said all my bleeding was internal that’s where the bloods supposed to be “ I laughed so hard 😂
2:15 I'm dying
2:06 Captain, Santiago broke the glass
1:44 JAKE😍😍
God I love this show
You forgot the one where he’s buying a cake for Boyles wedding and he puts the bill on Amy Santiago.
hes the best person in the world