"You have some tenants. And like all tenants, there are some that mow the lawns and shovel the sidewalks and fix the leaky sinks. And then you have the ones who are cooking meth in the bonus room and blowing up your garage with fireworks." -Hank Green
My body is a country. i declared independance 37 years ago and raise tax on water and protein (mostly). Also, fat immigration policy (Yep, my inner country is a fatcict regime). Death penalty is pretty common against dangerous virus. The main currency is "oxygen" (sugar is also considered as a legal alternative currency). The climate is really stable (~37°C).
My body is also a country. I declared independance 14 years ago and raise tax on water and creatine (mostly). Also, fat immigration policy (Yep, my inner country is a fatcict regime). Death penalty is pretty common against dangerous virus and bacteria. The main currency is "oxygen" (sugar is also considered as a legal alternative currency). The climate is really stable (~37°C).
That is what I call, the tip of the iceberg. Damn, you scared yet? I only lost one night of sleep so far. And it was because of me google-ing everything, I have some sort of thirst for knowledge. And it was awesome. Check out Conjunctivitis, Necrosis, Phossy Jaw, and the number two cause of infant mortality, necrosis in the digestive tract, like the asshole. Check out autophagia and depression along with psychosis and altzheimers if you are that interested. Next stop: rabies victims drooling into cups. 🚂🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌 Next, Schizophrenia. Also, try spelling it. Hard, right?
+NewbTopolis 2 1/2 I'm loving this, mostly because I never have dreams about this stuff. Lol. Seriously though. I don't have any dreams about anything more than once a month that I remember for at least five minutes.
Am I the only one who googled "human parasites" after he told not to do that? If I am, don't do that. He's right. There's some really disturbing things...
Too late, I have already seen images of Krokodil (don't google!), torture devices, and yes, all of these creepies! Some stuff I wish I hadn't learned... but it didn't stop me from searching it out so I learned about them.
Mainly the *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
You were talking about worms being gross, but growing up with my mom as a dog groomer, hanging out in her in home shop as a kid, my mom dewormed us twice a year 😅
Did you see the removal of around 50 botfliy larvae from that chimp who is in the throes of death? If not, I’d recommend not watching it... I’m not the same after it.
my grandmother used to do backyard "procedures" to take those larvae out of people (welcome to the third world): She used a little warm bacon to lure the maggot in order to make it reveal its head. Them she used a tweezer to remove the nasty thing...she was one of my inspirations to enter in the medicine school
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites. That actually sounds pretty fun if Parasyte had a plot like that.
SideVermin 93 A bunch of alien parasites go down to Earth and take over peoples brains, which gives them shapeshifting abilities and super speed / intelligence, but the people lose their free will because, well, parasitic mind control stuff. The goal is to assimilate into humanity. The story covers a guy who almost had a parasite take over his brain. It went into his arm, but he managed to trap it in his arm by cutting off blood circulation so it ended up maturing inside his hand. So his hand is controlled by the parasite, but the main protagonist still has free will, which forces a symbiotic relationship between the two.
Arzmy Salomon I can go into more details, but I'd rather not cause I will do just about the same thing hank was doing, as all other guys probably do, It's literally a guy thing where if we see someone gut kick, hit, etc. in that area hard enough, then we can feel it, not all guys, just a good portion, but not sire if women get the same way.
Have a pet squirrel for 6 yrs now. Goes by the name of Earl, Earl the squirrel. Coolest little dude ever, sleeps next to my head on the pillow every night ! Lot cheaper than a "broom rider" (a trifling wife) :)
Read peeps. Its an angsty young adult fiction but it covers so many actual human parasites its fascinating. Edit: this video popped back into my recommended a year later today and I scrolled back down to mention a book I vaguely remembered.... Only to realize I had already done it. I'm a bit unsettled
Not true. A parasite ( _para-_ , gr. distinguished from; beside, _sitos_ , food; nourishment) is an organism that lives at the cost of another. One can live at the cost of one organism, but still provide for the host. Symbiotes ( _sum-_ , gr. together, _bios_ , body;organism), however, are organisms with exclusive mutualism that's completely necessary for the apt functioning of those two organisms, to the point where the organisms would need to change and evolve if the other was absent. Humans, per se, do not have exclusive symbiosis with the bacteria in our guts. They help us a lot, true, but we technically could function without them, whereas, say, a tree without mycelia on it's roots, couldn't keep it's huge proportions. If you're referring to colloquial definitions, indeed, you are correct, but colloquialisms shouldn't take place in a scientific discussion.
I love your passion! I want your face on a can of something highly caffeinated... So, that aside, I love how you describe these. Not to mention how you remind people NOT to google these... Amazing stuff. I didn't expect the video to be quite as enthralling as it is considering it can be poorly described as 'a guy talking to a camera'. Honestly it is engaging, enthralling, entertaining and amusing as well as being educational and factual. Great stuff and keep it up everyone involved in this!
I suffered delusional parasitosis when I was a kid, we were learning about this parasite that takes residence in your brain and keeps expanding until it starts turning your brain into mush and they have to instal a "tap" to let your brain leak out lest you die of epileptic attacks... and well I got convinced I had one. ... Bad times.
Aramis419 All atoms are recycled. So at some point, you may be breathing in the same atoms that George Washington breathed, your bones may have some atoms that came from an ancient warrior, or you may be eating atoms that came from the shit of a dinosaur. That's right, you're in a way... eating shit. Also, the water from your sink and shower, most likely came from your toilet... So... just... try not to think about that...
hid0582758>> fun and a chance to earn money. Since being in the developped world requires a constant cashflow, then trying to find something fun to live off is a good idea. Unless thinking of Brain Eating Amoebas turns someone on...
SKB Artistry Naegleria fowleri? (I think I watch Monsters Inside Me a bit too much... is that bad?) Edit: I replied to your comment BEFORE the part of the video with Naegleria fowleri.
I distinctly saw him mouth the word "worms", and he also mouthed "people's" right before the unbleeped "noses". Given that he singled out worms as the parasite you definitely don't want to Google, it sounds like somebody had a really bad worm problem in their nose/nasal area that freaked him out.
I am almost positive he was talking about Myiasis. Please do not Google image search "human nasal myiasis" or "human oral myiasis, I know you will but I warned you
When he was talking about the 'good parasites', I just imagined a ton of little guys waving at us while smiling with little tags saying their job. I want to make these guys into a book or comic or something.
There's also an interesting parasite that moves from mice to cats by changing the brain of the mouse so that it is attracted to cats. There's been recent research that it may affect the human owners of cats. Makes you think again about the "cat lady"
Toxoplasma gondii (toxoplasmosis) It can be very dangerous if a woman that has never been exposed gets exposed during pregnancy. That's why it's advised to not touch the litter box when pregnant. There is a window when the poop is 'safe' to scoop, but it's complex,better safe than sorry
Thank you sir, because of your service to public duty, you have saved us all from the horrors of that. I am dreadfully sorry for that emotionally scarring image you had witnessed. But just know you can go to bed at night knowing you have saved me from this horror as well.
Jack O'Riley Could be worse, there's always the lovely little penis fish that climbs inside when you pee in a river Schools decided this would be a good thing to teach children ...It was not. It. Was. Not.
I've been paranoid of the crawly bugs since an episode of the 1980s show "That's Incredible" showed in gory, microscopic detail what bugs are crawling around on your skin and hair all the time. That was far more graphic than this video and unfortunately, it is permanently stuck in my head. So while it is too late for me, thanks for not producing another generation of kids afflicted with bacteriophobia.
Anyone know that Sam O'nella clip that's like "sir you've been diagnosed with Urethra Cactus" *"I would just end it right there! I don't even need to know what the actual symptoms are!"* That was my reaction to hearing about Genital Crabs.
Hmm Higurashi gives me more of a impression of Sadistic/Mental problems etc which have nothing to do with Parasites. Its more like some illusion of something supernatural. (Dont want to give out too much spoilers XD) just my point of view though -_- going to rewatch Higurashi Kai because thats where the story gets super interesting XD
As a budding parasitologist I found this video delightful. A pleasant introduction to a grisley underworld of biology and all it's dark tunnels. Also if anyone is so inclined try looking up Cordylobia anthropophaga those things are nasty.
HANK!!! this is definitely my favorite episode from you! Your ending was priceless but I always love watching you no matter what the topic! ❤ing Scishow from South Carolina
i’m super late to this party but the image that popped up when his words were bleeped out was Naegleria fowleri. the brain eating amoeba. i can’t imagine why that was bleeped out but it was definitely the CDC’s depiction of N. fowleri’s life cycle
OH MY GOOODDDDD... I googled it like an idiot... Woman who was missing her eyeball and replaced by a maggot-y looking socket... omg... I want to vomit....
My skin always crawls. As if some bug were there, but no. Now that I know there's a name for the skin crawls thing, I think there might be a name for what I feel. Sometimes, it just feels like something is crawling on me. No parasite mentioned, Hyatt, the.
I love how happy he is when he says "We're our own biome!" I can just imagine myself saying it the same way. :D "And that's why I live in Montana." My favorite host! (Ah, no pun intended) I think this must have been the most difficult video he has ever made. Poor guy.
My biology teacher was once an actual biologist, and he worked in labs and such. He keeps all of his dissected and collected specimens in jars. All of them. Including the parasites. I’ve seen them up close and it is MUCH more disturbing than google images.
Hank's comment about people in developed countries not having a chance of getting worms is not true. For example, a couple weeks ago, my mom was cutting up a monkfish and it was infested with worms. We researched about the worms and found out that it's actually more uncommon to find fish that DON'T have worms than ones that do. She ended up throwing the monkfish away. Basically, make sure you buy from a reputable source and cook everything to the recommended temperatures. Because it's impossible to raise cattle or fish or pigs in a sterile environment, it's best to treat all meat as if it was infected.
Get off your high horse and pay attention. Actual quote starting at 6:28 with emphasizing marks: "So good news; if you live in the developed world, and you have, like, power outlets and hot water and an internet connection, you ***PROBABLY*** don't have any chance of getting any of these worms." He even pauses after saying "probably", just to emphasize it himself. You're right about proper preparation, but you should be doing that for many, many, MANY reasons, not just parasites.
Memnock yKonnoraht I'm not on a high horse. He made two statements that had two different meanings. First, he said people in developed countries did not have a chance, then in his second statement, said "probably not". Believe it or not, there's a big difference between "definite" and "probably". He should have said "probably" from the get-go. I'm glad I have your nod of approval about proper preparation, because I definitely need it.
Yes, you do, that's why you're on a high horse. By the way, Hank isn't the most straightforward guy, either in facts, or in the way he presents them. For instance, in his anti-matter video, he claims that anti-matter is so rare in the universe...when, last time I checked with a physicist, if you took all the energy and matter in the universe, and added it together, it still would not equal the amount of dark matter in the universe...and then there's dark energy, which is a crazy high number. BigThink's channel has a video or two on the subject from actual theoretical physicists. Also, where's the mention of him first saying that there's no chance in developed countries before the timestamp I posted? No, seriously...where?
Memnock yKonnoraht I was being sarcastic. I really don't care about your opinion or if you agree with me or not. I'm not on a high horse. I was pointing out a mistake Hank made. Yes, I made a mistake. For some reason, I thought he said it twice, but he only said it once. However, using "probably" and "not a chance" in the same sentence is still incorrect. Which, if you would have read my first comment correctly, was my whole point. Perhaps you should get off your high horse?
Cute. You're still being uptight about his secondary choice of words. He said probably. If he'd said, "You'd probably have no chance," you probably wouldn't have said anything. So yes, you're on a high horse, and no, your original comment is, in fact, null because of his choice of words, ironically. Also, I know you were being sarcastic, but I was using the words you yourself said, in typed form, against you, much the same as you're using Hanks verbatim word choice against him. TL;DR, you still lose.
"Then you have the tenants who are cooking meth in the bonus room and blowing up your garage with fireworks." That actually cracked me up the first time. Wow.
Oh my God guinea worms are the most horrifying things I've ever seen!! Could you imagine waiting weeks for a worm to crawl out of your skin while wrapping it around a wooden stick so it can't crawl back in 🥲
Oh man! You forgot to mention the worst kind of human parasite. That would be like my lazy cousin who depends on me and everyone else to make his living.He will also "give us a break" by getting in trouble and let the jail take care of him.⚠️
Lol I once spent 2 hours trying to tear what I thought was a worm out of my eyelid/eye, used scissors even; I probably shouldn't be watching this, I've been known to have bouts of delusional parasitosis.
after my cat had fleas I kept feeling fleas crawling on me (they were while she had fleas), and I could clearly see that there weren't any. I shaved one arm and it went away after like a week and I think that helped.
I don't know if this is because English isn't my language, but at first I misunderstood the title. I mean, shouldn't the expression be "parasites feeding on humans"? Because, technically, "human parasites" would refer to parasites in human form, right? I don't know any of those (apart from maybe, uhm, babies?), so I was a little confused when I first saw the title.
I see what you mean. However, I don't think most native speakers see it that way. Human means relating to humans, which could mean either the insects are actually humans, or that the insects are parasites to humans. Since we all know there are no insects that look like humans, my head automatically assumes the title means 'insects that are parasites to humans'.
Yeah, ok, I see. Thanks. I personally don't associate parasites with "insects" - there are also parasitic plants, and funghi, for instance. Funny that one apparently has to be a non-native speaker to see this weird use of language. I mean, a "human cannonball" is not supposed to be a cannonball aimed at a human. To name just one thing. Makes me wonder how we should call a *real* human parasite. Probably something dull like "parasite in human form". Anyway. Thanks again for replying.
"You have some tenants. And like all tenants, there are some that mow the lawns and shovel the sidewalks and fix the leaky sinks. And then you have the ones who are cooking meth in the bonus room and blowing up your garage with fireworks."
-Hank Green
I loved that.
Noah Barton they could cook meth but they just cant blow up my garage
And some of them literally cook meth ... METHANE, in the gut.
Who the eff is Hank anyway?
Funny, it usually gets easier to understand a new language before you can speak it fluently. Unless it's your first language...
Hank: "DO NOT GOOGLE IT!"
Me:
PingwingWi *vomits everywhere
*Instant regrets*
I just googled it
I don't think I want to eat my pizza anymore
I just google it
It make me want to eat spaghetti
Edit:I think I am going out for one 17/2/18 18:41 brb
Exactly what i did hahaha
"You can't sell it, at least not legally..." My favorite part XD
Though that one tooth of his.... It annoys the crap outa me whenever the camera zooms in...
It might be a parasite (heavy sarcasm)
You think prostitutes sell their bodies, but coal miners don't?
well that depends Dalton, how much r they charging 4 a hummer lol
Yea, pretty sure you can't just sell your own organs on craigslist
"Don't google it."
You clearly don't understand humans.
Guys dont Google image search "fetus in fetu" srsly dont do it
@@CONGTHEGUERILLA cool.
Or does he...
@@CONGTHEGUERILLA oof. i did not expect that
It’s like a train wreck. We know we don’t want to see it, but we’re curious and can’t look away.
"Crawly bugs"
The video is aimed to teach people who probably don't already know scientific terms
Damn right!
My body is a country. i declared independance 37 years ago and raise tax on water and protein (mostly). Also, fat immigration policy (Yep, my inner country is a fatcict regime). Death penalty is pretty common against dangerous virus. The main currency is "oxygen" (sugar is also considered as a legal alternative currency). The climate is really stable (~37°C).
Laurent Laborde Win!
Oxygen is the paper currency, sugars are the metal currency
What is the regular immigration rate?
This sounds like something my science teacher would have my class make
My body is also a country. I declared independance 14 years ago and raise tax on water and creatine (mostly). Also, fat immigration policy (Yep, my inner country is a fatcict regime). Death penalty is pretty common against dangerous virus and bacteria. The main currency is "oxygen" (sugar is also considered as a legal alternative currency). The climate is really stable (~37°C).
Never say " Don't Search it up" becuase we will...
Cheeeeeesseeyyy 👀
if you actually did search those up then congrats you are scared for life. just like me
fake garfield hopefully not scarred for life though
@Michelle Goodrow scarred i meant, i commonly make grammar mistake's.
@Michelle Goodrow okay then, you too have a good day my friend
Hank? You okay buddy? The meth and fireworks examples felt a bit too specific...
Are you telling me no one has cooked meth in their garage and blew up your backyard before? Chump.
@@totallynotafanficreader7850 that's happened to me more times I can count
when I saw the title I immediately thought of keemstar
you're very immature
Its Distance im serious
+That one Random guy do I care what you think? nope
+Its Distance well you're responding, sooo...
This was brilliant! lol
I was going to to say "what's so bad about a single called parasite?"... Then Hank said "brain eating amoeba" and I was like "Ooh"
+Ionlymadethistoleavecoments Okay.
I guess...
That is what I call, the tip of the iceberg. Damn, you scared yet? I only lost one night of sleep so far. And it was because of me google-ing everything, I have some sort of thirst for knowledge. And it was awesome. Check out Conjunctivitis, Necrosis, Phossy Jaw, and the number two cause of infant mortality, necrosis in the digestive tract, like the asshole. Check out autophagia and depression along with psychosis and altzheimers if you are that interested. Next stop: rabies victims drooling into cups. 🚂🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌 Next, Schizophrenia. Also, try spelling it. Hard, right?
+NewbTopolis 2 1/2 I'm loving this, mostly because I never have dreams about this stuff. Lol. Seriously though. I don't have any dreams about anything more than once a month that I remember for at least five minutes.
+NewbTopolis 2 1/2 (These aren't parasites. As I said, tip of the iceberg.)
+NewbTopolis 2 1/2 Try exploring if you don't care about sleep, which I value, honestly.
Am I the only one who googled "human parasites" after he told not to do that? If I am, don't do that. He's right. There's some really disturbing things...
*****
And you're telling random people on RUclips comments that they're weak. What does that make you?
*****
I was implying that you're wasting your time and contributing nothing of value.
Too late, I have already seen images of Krokodil (don't google!), torture devices, and yes, all of these creepies! Some stuff I wish I hadn't learned... but it didn't stop me from searching it out so I learned about them.
Once seen a scene can not be unsees
I'm done eating. Forever.
Jesus. It's been so long. This show has seriously stood the test of time.
And getting worse🎠⚕️
I'm watching his videos in order so I haven't seen a single new one that I know of. It'll be fun to watch his quality go up
@@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 not really
@@ok1025 it's true
@@whyops how
After watching this, I looked down at my body and said, "Hello, everyone!"
There is a 24/7 parties in our body :D
*could not delete comment but I tried*
we don't.
I posted that comment almost a year ago.
I was so random back then
zemunch because it's funny.
Ohhh dear god that's so creepy I just did that that so weird
Thank you Hank for leaving the graphic images to our imagination
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Mainly the *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Stop
Green Day Fan wym
...Beep im a sheep
Sharcc waaaath??'
You were talking about worms being gross, but growing up with my mom as a dog groomer, hanging out in her in home shop as a kid, my mom dewormed us twice a year 😅
That's funny... I googled human parasites and it just came up with a picture from the debates a couple nights ago.
Eric Albany best comment
Pandoras Flame true dat
Pandoras Flame that’s a myth that’s been proven false
😂🤣😂🤣
Trump2020
I love this guy! he's brilliant and good at acting and entertaining people!
I know he is
*Googles Botfly*
38 seconds later
*Googles nearest therapist*
You think that's bad? Look up screw worms
Did you see the removal of around 50 botfliy larvae from that chimp who is in the throes of death? If not, I’d recommend not watching it... I’m not the same after it.
Peppermint oil kills parasites. Fasting is good too.
yep i feel ya m8
my grandmother used to do backyard "procedures" to take those larvae out of people (welcome to the third world):
She used a little warm bacon to lure the maggot in order to make it reveal its head. Them she used a tweezer to remove the nasty thing...she was one of my inspirations to enter in the medicine school
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites.
That actually sounds pretty fun if Parasyte had a plot like that.
Tofu Kingpin 😂
Tofu Kingpin Enlighten me. Whats the plot of parasyte? I dont have enough time to watch it
SideVermin 93 A bunch of alien parasites go down to Earth and take over peoples brains, which gives them shapeshifting abilities and super speed / intelligence, but the people lose their free will because, well, parasitic mind control stuff. The goal is to assimilate into humanity. The story covers a guy who almost had a parasite take over his brain. It went into his arm, but he managed to trap it in his arm by cutting off blood circulation so it ended up maturing inside his hand. So his hand is controlled by the parasite, but the main protagonist still has free will, which forces a symbiotic relationship between the two.
Insatiable Chaos Thanks, i now have an anime to watch
It's called children
I thought he was talking about politicians...
+Toriel Dreemurr REKT
ME TOO LMAOOO
+Toriel Dreemurr Wut, ur a politican?
Chris Smith this isnt a political channel. its a scientific one...
there are good bacterias....
but there ain't no good politicians... so.... he wasn't talking about politics!
NEVER PEE IN THE AMAZON RIVER!
Why?
Never mined
Arzmy Salomon I can go into more details, but I'd rather not cause I will do just about the same thing hank was doing, as all other guys probably do, It's literally a guy thing where if we see someone gut kick, hit, etc. in that area hard enough, then we can feel it, not all guys, just a good portion, but not sire if women get the same way.
Krunchy Kookie It will swim up the steam of the urine your pouring, and then transport it self through a dimensional gait and into...yea, that.
crazycowz1234 That is in fact recommended by the WHO. So do that. No parasite with have its way with your urethra.
Must.... Stop.... Clicking..... WHY ARE YOUR VIDEOS SO INTERESTING??!?!
That One Guy u like minecraft?
Science@pproved
Wat?
A squirrel if mine has raccoon roundworm _(Bascarlysisis prosocisiclasic or something)_ and I'm very sad to see him sick.
Oh no, I hope he gets better!
Get some medicine at the ag store or feed store.
Baylisascaris procyonis
Have a pet squirrel for 6 yrs now. Goes by the name of Earl, Earl the squirrel. Coolest little dude ever, sleeps next to my head on the pillow every night ! Lot cheaper than a "broom rider" (a trifling wife) :)
Read peeps. Its an angsty young adult fiction but it covers so many actual human parasites its fascinating. Edit: this video popped back into my recommended a year later today and I scrolled back down to mention a book I vaguely remembered.... Only to realize I had already done it. I'm a bit unsettled
I think I've done that too
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Parasites, by definition, don't help their hosts. If they help their hosts, they're symbiotes, not parasites.
Commensalism
We are venom
Not true. A parasite ( _para-_ , gr. distinguished from; beside, _sitos_ , food; nourishment) is an organism that lives at the cost of another. One can live at the cost of one organism, but still provide for the host.
Symbiotes ( _sum-_ , gr. together, _bios_ , body;organism), however, are organisms with exclusive mutualism that's completely necessary for the apt functioning of those two organisms, to the point where the organisms would need to change and evolve if the other was absent.
Humans, per se, do not have exclusive symbiosis with the bacteria in our guts. They help us a lot, true, but we technically could function without them, whereas, say, a tree without mycelia on it's roots, couldn't keep it's huge proportions. If you're referring to colloquial definitions, indeed, you are correct, but colloquialisms shouldn't take place in a scientific discussion.
We are also venom
He wasn't kidding, don't google the worms.
The Caterpillar King Don't take a microbiology class either... they didn't give us warning to the abundant amount of images.
Too late
If those start coming out my nose and butt you have my permission to shoot me!
I love your passion! I want your face on a can of something highly caffeinated...
So, that aside, I love how you describe these. Not to mention how you remind people NOT to google these...
Amazing stuff. I didn't expect the video to be quite as enthralling as it is considering it can be poorly described as 'a guy talking to a camera'. Honestly it is engaging, enthralling, entertaining and amusing as well as being educational and factual. Great stuff and keep it up everyone involved in this!
I suffered delusional parasitosis when I was a kid, we were learning about this parasite that takes residence in your brain and keeps expanding until it starts turning your brain into mush and they have to instal a "tap" to let your brain leak out lest you die of epileptic attacks... and well I got convinced I had one.
... Bad times.
I am NOT going to google parasites...I am NOT going to google parasites! -Googles human parasites- AHHHHH!!!!
This is the best freaking channel on youtube. Only time i'm NOT wasting my time on the internet. Thank you, seriously!
I agree, one of the best parts of RUclips,
I think I have entered the wired part of RUclips again
No one:
Literally not a soul:
Not even a singlemolecule:
RUclips Recommended List: Hey, wanna watch a parasite video from seven years ago?
Shut up
Well I asked for this so your point is invalid gg ez
Water? No thank you. Fish make love in it.
Also, it was probably pee at some point.
Dinosaur Pee!
Aramis419 All atoms are recycled. So at some point, you may be breathing in the same atoms that George Washington breathed, your bones may have some atoms that came from an ancient warrior, or you may be eating atoms that came from the shit of a dinosaur. That's right, you're in a way... eating shit. Also, the water from your sink and shower, most likely came from your toilet... So... just... try not to think about that...
Read the title, thought this was going to be about children.
Let's Plays then why do u play little kids games
hid0582758>> fun and a chance to earn money. Since being in the developped world requires a constant cashflow, then trying to find something fun to live off is a good idea. Unless thinking of Brain Eating Amoebas turns someone on...
SKB Artistry
Naegleria fowleri?
(I think I watch Monsters Inside Me a bit too much... is that bad?)
Edit: I replied to your comment BEFORE the part of the video with Naegleria fowleri.
House M.D. reference?
Yesssss!
the brain eating parasite one is in one of my local rivers and a girl died from it
New game: Drink every time Hank adjusts his glasses.
Can someone who can read lips tell me what Hank actually said during the "bleeped out" section?
I distinctly saw him mouth the word "worms", and he also mouthed "people's" right before the unbleeped "noses". Given that he singled out worms as the parasite you definitely don't want to Google, it sounds like somebody had a really bad worm problem in their nose/nasal area that freaked him out.
I saw him say something about “buttholes” 😆
I deffinatly saw buttholes
I am almost positive he was talking about Myiasis.
Please do not Google image search "human nasal myiasis" or "human oral myiasis,
I know you will but I warned you
Steven Sanders That was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot of disgusting things on the internet. I think I’ll go cry now
When he was talking about the 'good parasites', I just imagined a ton of little guys waving at us while smiling with little tags saying their job.
I want to make these guys into a book or comic or something.
There's also an interesting parasite that moves from mice to cats by changing the brain of the mouse so that it is attracted to cats. There's been recent research that it may affect the human owners of cats. Makes you think again about the "cat lady"
Robert Ady I swear I read a story about that
Toxoplasma gondii (toxoplasmosis)
It can be very dangerous if a woman that has never been exposed gets exposed during pregnancy. That's why it's advised to not touch the litter box when pregnant. There is a window when the poop is 'safe' to scoop, but it's complex,better safe than sorry
So if I have tenants
I’m the landlord
I just gave my tapeworm a Eviction Notice (30 days). It won't be getting it's Damage Deposit back.
@@FortNite-fb5wm XD Underrated comment
@@thomaspetrucka9173 I don’t even remember this haha
where's the rent
More like bodylord😂
For the people who want to know about those worms, I looked it up and It was a giant ball of worms being removed from a guys body :( I nearly puked
Thank you sir, because of your service to public duty, you have saved us all from the horrors of that. I am dreadfully sorry for that emotionally scarring image you had witnessed. But just know you can go to bed at night knowing you have saved me from this horror as well.
Jack O'Riley Could be worse, there's always the lovely little penis fish that climbs inside when you pee in a river
Schools decided this would be a good thing to teach children
...It was not. It. Was. Not.
i saw a woman without eyes...*palmface*
Google images kids...safe search means nothing...
Actually when I saw a video about nasal myaisis, I pretty much saw enough
i looked on google and WARNING
found a heart FILLED with worms, with some coming out
@One Blue Boi oh god
I Googled 'human parasites' and found Justin Bieber.
i got miley cyrus
I found out that right wing CONServative republicans are parasites
kdc43 Hey man, why'd you have to go and bring politics into it?
kdc43
Yeah, we were having a good conversation.
thereadymachete REALLY, cause this is what I found: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1365914_Afriucan-eye-worm1_jpg04cc558e27ddb9f09409f032914dbab1
Omg this guy is the best science teacher I have ever had. Absolutely hilarious!
I've been paranoid of the crawly bugs since an episode of the 1980s show "That's Incredible" showed in gory, microscopic detail what bugs are crawling around on your skin and hair all the time. That was far more graphic than this video and unfortunately, it is permanently stuck in my head. So while it is too late for me, thanks for not producing another generation of kids afflicted with bacteriophobia.
Can I get a gif of 8:21?
and 8:30
+RotatingBuffalo +Indigo Blue Then do this www.gifruclips.net/video/ABeBqbBy2Lo/видео.html
Yesssss
gph.is/28IR8sW
you forgot the tenant playing with fluoroantimonic acid.
Anyone know that Sam O'nella clip that's like "sir you've been diagnosed with Urethra Cactus" *"I would just end it right there! I don't even need to know what the actual symptoms are!"*
That was my reaction to hearing about Genital Crabs.
Plant diseases
Being smart scares me sometimes
Intellect:
It's a blessing and a curse...
So is curiosity...
6:09 After soo many years I finally noticed typo: ,"MARLARIA"
Fighting curiosity is hard.........
Don't do it. I did it and ohhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyy gooooooooooddddddd FML FML FML only if you never want to sleep again.
JK, it wasn't that bad
“You can’t sell it. Well at least legally.” I don’t know why that made me laugh so hard
Who else thought of Higurashi when he spoke of delusional parasitosis?
Wait, is the video calling me delusional?!
USO DA!
...excuse me while I go check my food for needles.
Hmm Higurashi gives me more of a impression of Sadistic/Mental problems etc which have nothing to do with Parasites. Its more like some illusion of something supernatural. (Dont want to give out too much spoilers XD) just my point of view though -_- going to rewatch Higurashi Kai because thats where the story gets super interesting XD
As a budding parasitologist I found this video delightful. A pleasant introduction to a grisley underworld of biology and all it's dark tunnels. Also if anyone is so inclined try looking up Cordylobia anthropophaga those things are nasty.
Why doesn't the body recognize parasites? Such as intestinal ones?
HANK!!! this is definitely my favorite episode from you! Your ending was priceless but I always love watching you no matter what the topic!
❤ing Scishow from South Carolina
What did Hank say that was censored? I kinda wanna know.
Me too
I already know.
He say ,"ligma".
@@manofculture4249 No, sugondese.
i’m super late to this party but the image that popped up when his words were bleeped out was Naegleria fowleri. the brain eating amoeba. i can’t imagine why that was bleeped out but it was definitely the CDC’s depiction of N. fowleri’s life cycle
OH MY GOOODDDDD... I googled it like an idiot... Woman who was missing her eyeball and replaced by a maggot-y looking socket... omg... I want to vomit....
i just did the EXACT SAME THING. OooOOo!
jenny07la well i did it too fuck
I'm gonna do it!
Oh god why.
Oh, I've done that too. The teeth rotting thing.... THE HOLES...
My skin always crawls. As if some bug were there, but no. Now that I know there's a name for the skin crawls thing, I think there might be a name for what I feel. Sometimes, it just feels like something is crawling on me. No parasite mentioned, Hyatt, the.
You squeamish people probably don't want to watch Monsters Inside Me.
Caden Keyes My favorite show XD!
Mine too!
Yeah XD! Although I haven't seen an episode of it in forever. Am I missing it or is it still not it's season or what?
scourgevsfirestar
I think it's not continuing. Correct me if I'm wrong though.
Ohh what channel is it on
Wow, Hank's presentation skills sure have improved a ton over the past ten years!
Lemme note
✅Power outlet
✅Hot water
✅Internet connection
Thank god
I've lesser chances of encountering these bad guys
I have all those things and had 2 of those bad guys
@@AramatiPaz 😬 Hope you recovered well
I love how happy he is when he says "We're our own biome!" I can just imagine myself saying it the same way. :D
"And that's why I live in Montana." My favorite host! (Ah, no pun intended)
I think this must have been the most difficult video he has ever made. Poor guy.
My husband is from Montana. Pretty sure the fresh water stays cold enough there to discourage any warmth loving parasites 😂
Damn it. The first 2 minutes of this video made me want to go Google all of these terrible things. I'll be back in a few.
Edit* wasn't that bad.
"You own your body"
*laughs in DID*
My biology teacher was once an actual biologist, and he worked in labs and such.
He keeps all of his dissected and collected specimens in jars. All of them. Including the parasites.
I’ve seen them up close and it is MUCH more disturbing than google images.
Hank's comment about people in developed countries not having a chance of getting worms is not true. For example, a couple weeks ago, my mom was cutting up a monkfish and it was infested with worms. We researched about the worms and found out that it's actually more uncommon to find fish that DON'T have worms than ones that do. She ended up throwing the monkfish away.
Basically, make sure you buy from a reputable source and cook everything to the recommended temperatures. Because it's impossible to raise cattle or fish or pigs in a sterile environment, it's best to treat all meat as if it was infected.
Get off your high horse and pay attention. Actual quote starting at 6:28 with emphasizing marks: "So good news; if you live in the developed world, and you have, like, power outlets and hot water and an internet connection, you ***PROBABLY*** don't have any chance of getting any of these worms."
He even pauses after saying "probably", just to emphasize it himself.
You're right about proper preparation, but you should be doing that for many, many, MANY reasons, not just parasites.
Memnock yKonnoraht I'm not on a high horse. He made two statements that had two different meanings. First, he said people in developed countries did not have a chance, then in his second statement, said "probably not". Believe it or not, there's a big difference between "definite" and "probably". He should have said "probably" from the get-go.
I'm glad I have your nod of approval about proper preparation, because I definitely need it.
Yes, you do, that's why you're on a high horse.
By the way, Hank isn't the most straightforward guy, either in facts, or in the way he presents them. For instance, in his anti-matter video, he claims that anti-matter is so rare in the universe...when, last time I checked with a physicist, if you took all the energy and matter in the universe, and added it together, it still would not equal the amount of dark matter in the universe...and then there's dark energy, which is a crazy high number. BigThink's channel has a video or two on the subject from actual theoretical physicists.
Also, where's the mention of him first saying that there's no chance in developed countries before the timestamp I posted? No, seriously...where?
Memnock yKonnoraht I was being sarcastic. I really don't care about your opinion or if you agree with me or not. I'm not on a high horse. I was pointing out a mistake Hank made.
Yes, I made a mistake. For some reason, I thought he said it twice, but he only said it once. However, using "probably" and "not a chance" in the same sentence is still incorrect. Which, if you would have read my first comment correctly, was my whole point.
Perhaps you should get off your high horse?
Cute.
You're still being uptight about his secondary choice of words. He said probably. If he'd said, "You'd probably have no chance," you probably wouldn't have said anything. So yes, you're on a high horse, and no, your original comment is, in fact, null because of his choice of words, ironically.
Also, I know you were being sarcastic, but I was using the words you yourself said, in typed form, against you, much the same as you're using Hanks verbatim word choice against him.
TL;DR, you still lose.
Great work Hank still enjoy watching your "educlips" even years after release.
This is the cutest video on the internet just because of how he responds at the end 🤗😆
Jokes on you, I was a lab assistant to my parasitology professor and saw vials of worms and worked with Protozoa so I’m immune to this video.
Even the myiasis things?? 🤮😖
Vials of those little string / thread things that look like a cat hair but you pick it up and it MOVES!?
I’m so jealous 😂
"Then you have the tenants who are cooking meth in the bonus room and blowing up your garage with fireworks."
That actually cracked me up the first time. Wow.
Man, I love this channel. Y'all say the funniest things related to FLESH EATING MONSTERS
Great video. Now Im going to Google "parasitic worms"..... aaaaaaaargrgrg!hH!!!
This is why the world needs SciShow - to look at these things for us
As a human parasite, I feel misled by this video.
I googled the worms... O god why...
Reverse psychology at its finest... why. :(
Uh oh, you did a google search didn't ya? :/
Of course I did, how was I supposed to resist that curiosity... D:
ripjaye *tisk tisk tisk* he did the searches... th-th-the searches... day getcha every time...
Because the best way to make something popular is to ban it.
Thank you for not mentioning draconiasis (Guinea worms) or River Blindness (onchocerciasis).
Oh my God guinea worms are the most horrifying things I've ever seen!! Could you imagine waiting weeks for a worm to crawl out of your skin while wrapping it around a wooden stick so it can't crawl back in 🥲
Listen to the man. SO NOT GOOGLE PARASITE WORMS!
Now I want tooooooo....... Reeeaalllyyyy waanntt tooo
Never watch this in bed while eating noodles
+Poo Face HOW DID YOU KNOW
I totally don't eat noodles in bed...
+Reptilian Commander I use to. Never again...
I always eat noodles in bed. and on couch. xD
I'm craving noodles now
Bacteria are not animals, Hank. You should know that.
He knows. I think he just gets worked up and says the wrong thing while improvising.
The 10 to 1 bacteria to human cells has been re-examined and found not to be true. The actual ratio is around 1:1
I once read a Doujin about nematode worms, never again.
The Internet is a fun and interesting place, isn't it?
I've read enough doujin to know where this is going...
Any kawaii worms there?
The fact that I know exactly what parasites name they bleeped in the beginning probably says some about me
Listen to him when he says dont google it! Its not worth it!
Too late. It has been done
You are very humorous Hank, I love the way you explain things. So funny.
By definition, a parasite can't be commensal or mutualistic. It's inaccurate to say there are good or harmless parasites.
Yeah that would make them symbiotes.
Him: Don't google it
MLS studants like me who study these things on a daily basis : we are 4 parallel universes ahead of you
So I theoretically have a relation ship with over 100 trillion things? I have so much friends!
Oh man! You forgot to mention the worst kind of human parasite. That would be like my lazy cousin who depends on me and everyone else to make his living.He will also "give us a break" by getting in trouble and let the jail take care of him.⚠️
why the hell did i just google parasitic worms in the momentb when henk warned me not to
Forbidden noodles😅
Wasn't it recently discovered that the organism to human cell ratio is closer to 1:1
I stuck half of an easter egg to my face with suction for the duration of this video.
Lol loved this episode. Presentation was great. You're my favorite SciShow host Hank!
I thought you were gonna talk about narcissists
+Karl Nagisa Narcissism isn't even defined in terms comparable to mooching.
Lol I once spent 2 hours trying to tear what I thought was a worm out of my eyelid/eye, used scissors even; I probably shouldn't be watching this, I've been known to have bouts of delusional parasitosis.
+Praise the Sun Who shit in your cornflakes?
@Praise the Sun
actually, you care. you cared enough to reply and waste your time replying.
Sometimes I'm scared of taking anti-bacterial medicine because my "micro biome" might become imbalance...
You can counter it by eating pre and probiotic rich foods. Kefir and fermented foods.
after my cat had fleas I kept feeling fleas crawling on me (they were while she had fleas), and I could clearly see that there weren't any. I shaved one arm and it went away after like a week and I think that helped.
I don't know if this is because English isn't my language, but at first I misunderstood the title. I mean, shouldn't the expression be "parasites feeding on humans"? Because, technically, "human parasites" would refer to parasites in human form, right? I don't know any of those (apart from maybe, uhm, babies?), so I was a little confused when I first saw the title.
I see what you mean. However, I don't think most native speakers see it that way. Human means relating to humans, which could mean either the insects are actually humans, or that the insects are parasites to humans. Since we all know there are no insects that look like humans, my head automatically assumes the title means 'insects that are parasites to humans'.
Yeah, ok, I see. Thanks.
I personally don't associate parasites with "insects" - there are also parasitic plants, and funghi, for instance.
Funny that one apparently has to be a non-native speaker to see this weird use of language. I mean, a "human cannonball" is not supposed to be a cannonball aimed at a human. To name just one thing.
Makes me wonder how we should call a *real* human parasite. Probably something dull like "parasite in human form".
Anyway. Thanks again for replying.
Rettequetette That's the English language for ya ;)
If it makes you feel better, rettequette, I am a native speaker and I thought the same thing^^
Amanda Lee Dube
Lol, that's nice :-)
Is blowing up your garage with fireworks a metaphor for diarrhea?
Jakub W explosive bloody diarrhea.
"Don't Google parasitic worms"
*Immediately looks up parasitic worms*
I’m a healthcare expert so I know a thing or two about parasites. Ticks and crawly bugs freak me out the most.