Pete Holmes: Google Is Ruining Our Lives | CONAN on TBS
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- Опубликовано: 1 фев 2022
- (Original Airdate: 03/21/11) "Having Google on your phone is like having a drunk know-it-all in your pocket." - Pete Holmes misses the mystery and wonder of pre-Google life.
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Conan's voice crack at the end...
T'was a yodel, good sir.
kancas
5:55
The best thing about this comment is, that Pete finishes his standup routine, and there’s a few moments before Conan’s voice cracks. After the routine was over I looked down at the first comment, and then I get to hear the voice crack which makes it even funnier.
Glad that was the top comment
At the end I was like "Wow Conan is shorter than him. I wonder how tall is Pete Holmes."
10 seconds later : "Googled it. 6' 5"
He's 6"6
6’7”?
Man this is still one of my all time favorite bits. I’ll never forget where Tom Petty is from
Me either but I'm from the same town. Gainesville btw.
Rainesville?@@Diesel257
It’s a shame pete holmes show got canceled. Pete’s bit about robert dinero in the irishman is like gumbo is freaking hilarious af
Hearing other comedians completely roast the host of a late night talk show was genius and never got old
We got Crashing so I think it worked out. Pete Holmes show is a gem though
Gumby. Gumbo is a soup.
@@dakoreandude lol just realized that
Why did he get cancelled? Just found this guy today.
Ive never seen Pete bomb.... He may starts slow.... But his bit is always clever and he knows how to use a touch of Dorkiness.
I'm eatin' gummybears as he said, "I don't trust adults who eat candy" lol and I'm 38
“But treetrain, can we trust him?”
It's sad and true. There's a lot of value in just not knowing something.
To me, Google Is Ruining Our Lives is one of the most quintessentially profound comedy bits of all time.
The fact this was 11 years ago makes me feel like I'm a literal withering corpse
but of course you are. we all are. let's just ride the conveyor belt of time
@@360.Tapestry oh, I’ve found the secrets to immortality and eternal happiness in the last year. I’d explain, but then I’d be mortal again. But thanks for the concern!
@@Rhewin then we won't be seeing you at the afterparty. enjoy your secrets
@@360.Tapestry Here's a hint: it mainly has to do with hermit crabs.
“The time between not knowing and knowing is so brief that knowing feels exactly like not knowing. So life is meaningless!”
I like the '' where's tom petty from '' there was a time where if you didn't know you just didn't know! lolol Being a 80's baby it's super relatable.
because the action portion of learning has been greatly abbreviated
The self-reflecting clairvoyance of Pete is astounding
Damn it!!!! I will never be able to add a slice of cheese to ANYTHING without singing that fkn song now 😂🤣 thanx Pete 👍 oh, and I'm a chef by trade so my employees will be hating life soon
Yesss! My mornings have been like that for at least 10 years now. And I'm a 42 year old single woman. I had no chance against the technology.
5:54 Conan's starting a yodeling
Love the Conan voice crack at 5:55. 😂
Wow that is just amazing lmao
EverybodEEH
Did anyone else google, "how do they make glass" immediately after he said that?
No. I have aproximate knowledge of a great many things.
Him doing HR for Street Fighter. And firing the Ex-men....GOOGLE THAT!!
Those Street Fighter Bits were excellent
Wow, i was thinking that's a random reupload, but turns out the middle part was missing from the set in the older video. I never knew they cut parts from standup sets, and also why? That bit is brilliant!
could've been cut for time for tv, now it's the full uncut set
Conan sounds like a yodeler saying goodnight everybody
Pete Holmes everybodEE
I have also asked the same Google questions... 😂
omg so he's the one that did this. I've referenced the Tom Petty/Google thing for years and never recalled who the comedian was. Also now I know it's been 11 years. Wow.
He just gave me the words to express to myself the hole in my being that I didnt have in the past.
That little bit of Batman that comes out at 1:30 🦇
I had to look it up - Gainesville Florida, hahahaha!!!
Exactly 💯 if Life was not so simple it could have been more wonderful 🤔 may be idk
Oh God, why did you guys reupload this? Did Pete die? Please tell me this isn't how I find out
That was some quality comedy. Didn’t feel forced, was actually fun and made us laugh.
This reminded me of the slogan of Haribo! Kids and grown-ups love it so - the happy world of Haribo.
"Seriously, Kyle, the ottoman _is_ decorative"
Dead.
Lol that was NOT what I thought it was gonna be about especially since google is actually ruining our lives.. 🤣😂
Tom Petty...from Gainesville, Florida. Love you Pete Holmes!
His Batman will never be surpassed. RIP
You scared me. I thought we lost Pete.
Joke’s on you, I ruined my life WAY before google had a chance
Please look up Pete Holmes skits from his show. Ex-Men, BadMan, almost all of them are hilarious.
Everytime now I see content on Team Coco from ancient guests, I get shocked and check, if they recently died...
If you've recently discovered Pete Holmes, you need to see his series "Crashing".
He's back!!
I'm pleased to meet you bro 🙏 really
So true Pete. 👍
I think about this bit all the time.
"She saw a hole in me." That made me spit out my drink laughing. 😂
pete makes conan look normal height
He right about google though.
I once tried thinking of a movie title for three weeks and refused to look it up. Then walking in a Walmart, I saw it in the movie section and screamed at the top of my lungs, “Arlington Road!”.
Ah yes, better than other comedy shows since 1993, keep it up!
Guess u haven’t watched George Carlin…
Pete Holmes was a great person. May he rest in peace.
Wtf
HAHAHAHA what
Lmao he's not dead.
(...Googling this statement...)
If that is a reference to his last joke it’s clever
So... who else Googled Tom Petty to see where he was from? Just me?! :D
PS: Why so many comments RIP poor Pete? He's alive & well.
No, I already knew where he was from.
I was in high-school when this aired and I feel ancient now. Also Google knowledge still doesn't make me feel smart. I often forget trivia knowledge I google ... like even same day sometimes.
Yeah that's kinda the point he's making...
Look its Badman!!!
Lmao he’s right. That yearning feeling for general, trivial knowledge is gone. 😂 Only stating this as I grew up in he era of ‘before’ the internet when we needed to go to libraries to research things. lol
And most likely you wouldn't find anything about Tom Petty.
That's the kicker. There was really no way to discover where Tom Petty was from. Yea, you could go pick up a book about the Civil War and learn all kinds of details. But any kind of recent trivia or pop culture info was just almost entirely lost.@@scooterss2112
This bit aged like wine
This really made me want a fun dip
picl up a [iece of yard weed and ask people what is it? ( idk) google usually knows
Where is Tom Petty from? LOL!!!!
Go Team Coco
“We’d say it was for work, but... no.”
Who got the Andy Rooney reference?
A certain percentage Googled Andy Rooney. 😅
Damn this is so old lol love Pete though.
I am 33 and currently eating candy while watching this
Rip Tom Petty.
I love Pete!! I got the "You Made It Weird" podcast logo tattooed on me.
Mistake!
RIP Pete Holmes 💀
3:16
Truth hidden in projected comedy.
I'm seeing this video thanks to Google.
Yes!
Pete Holmes, everybod-EE!
Immediately likeable
Love this guy, he’s actually cool because he knows how to make fun of himself and it’s funny
he has a look of john ritter
I love Pete Holmes. Comedic genius.
Genius
My man is not missing many meals lol
The oversized shirt didn't help.
Pete was large
thumbs up if you googled "how do they make glass" after watching this
It's John Ritter
40
If you looked at Val Kilmer now, you would assume this is what he looked like in the 80/90s and not Iceman/Batman
So this is either him being i his amateur state.
OR!
he is such a genius that he is making this akward for us and on himself on purpose cuz he enjoys that type of akward/cringy comedy!
It's the latter. He's just kind of like that.
me at 4:53 *googles “who is andy rooney”
Would've been perfect if after saying "Your wedding song was 'Refugee'" 5:40-5:43 he repeated what he did 3:15-3:22
Too white for my taste... hes funny tho
Stole this from Marc Maron.
I hate the fact that ppl laugh about this for some reason
I am early
Hilarious. RIP Pete.
He died?
@@vegas629am He's fine :D
How do people find this funny?
This guy is not funny. I’m seriously kinda in a bad mood now
Pathetic comedy
Conan was bullshitting him
3 minutes in... Haven't laughed once.
That's your problem surely?
@@Octamed Guarantee this guy won't become a household name.
Not his best stuff. I didn't think it was funny at all until he took the imaginary bite of the imaginary candy necklace. That got a chuckle out of me. That was about it.
@@NickNicometi Pete Holmes already has a substantial following lol. I don't think he needs Nick "Emojis That Imply I'm An Artist" Nicometi's blessing to have a fulfilling career.
this is bad and shouldn't be aired.
Try again, man! Seinfeld nailed standing up hands down.