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  • (Original airdate: 11/17/11) Pete explains the proper way to enjoy a magic show.
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Комментарии • 152

  • @jeremybarsness7271
    @jeremybarsness7271 3 года назад +156

    I love and respect Pete. Not many comedians can pull off clean comedy.

    • @Fredwitrave
      @Fredwitrave 3 года назад +2

      What is clean comedy?

    • @MrSkme
      @MrSkme 2 года назад +4

      @@Fredwitrave I'd guess its comedy that have been scrubbed for dirty things

    • @Christian_counsel
      @Christian_counsel 2 года назад +13

      How is he clean he curses

    • @pledgestarrinspire2728
      @pledgestarrinspire2728 2 года назад +11

      I'm guessing you haven't seen a lot of his stuff then.

    • @alexruggiero70
      @alexruggiero70 2 года назад +3

      Jerry Seinfeld is the master at it

  • @amberimmel1887
    @amberimmel1887 3 года назад +34

    "I don't get magnets, and I don't get this...... This is magnets" was what really broke me😂

    • @rosema7909
      @rosema7909 2 года назад

      Thanks for letting us know,

    • @amberimmel1887
      @amberimmel1887 2 года назад +3

      @@rosema7909 no problem 😉

  • @moosedawgatlantaproductions
    @moosedawgatlantaproductions 2 года назад +41

    I love Pete and his friendly open face 😂

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 года назад +145

    i got so excited seeing petes name!! what a funny guy. wish his show was still on. i miss him.

    • @josremery
      @josremery 3 года назад +8

      His podcast is just as funny, and 5 times as long.

    • @theordinarygal8155
      @theordinarygal8155 3 года назад +1

      Omg yes, on HBO? that was soo good

    • @snaggle_tooth6829
      @snaggle_tooth6829 3 года назад

      yeah hes great

    • @zestyzucchini57
      @zestyzucchini57 3 года назад +1

      @@josremery his podcast is great! my favorite episode is that jake and amir one from 2012

    • @greenbeagle13
      @greenbeagle13 3 года назад

      His show was hilarious. Gonna' watch it again....

  • @jeanettejeanette1199
    @jeanettejeanette1199 2 года назад +6

    That phone book comes in handy when you run out of toilet paper LOL

  • @Legendary_sartorian
    @Legendary_sartorian 3 года назад +20

    4:12 - 4:25 pete is just channeling his inner Bobcat Goldthwait

    • @chriskeck3689
      @chriskeck3689 3 года назад

      That's what I was gonna say, almost exactly. Nice

  • @roymizrachi7360
    @roymizrachi7360 3 года назад +110

    I'm a magician and I can confirm pretty much everything

    • @nabinchapagain7311
      @nabinchapagain7311 3 года назад +2

      Oh, you are a magician? How many cards am I holding right now?

    • @roymizrachi7360
      @roymizrachi7360 3 года назад +13

      @@nabinchapagain7311 you're a month late, I'm a magician I already disappeared

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 2 года назад

      😝

    • @DustinHawke
      @DustinHawke Год назад +2

      @@nabinchapagain7311 He's a magician, not a psychic.

    • @swaydam
      @swaydam 8 месяцев назад

      @TorinKillian
      What are you, sidekick?

  • @robertmac7833
    @robertmac7833 2 года назад +14

    As a magician myself, I think this is HILARIOUS!!

  • @YosefASelim
    @YosefASelim 3 года назад +7

    Never even got Pete's show in New Zealand, yet he's become quite possibly my all time favourite just via clips and stuff.

  • @mightywizard7475
    @mightywizard7475 10 месяцев назад +1

    I feel like the knee jerk response to a magic show would be "whoa!"

  • @dojusticelovemercy1
    @dojusticelovemercy1 3 года назад +13

    "Magnets, how do they work?"

    • @scurus11scurus
      @scurus11scurus 3 года назад +2

      here it is, thank you for that 🤣

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 2 года назад +3

    Pete Holmes’ Batman and Professor X sketches are MAGIC! 😆

  • @simretsekhon586
    @simretsekhon586 3 года назад +3

    The way the mic looks like it's hovering over his hand is MAGIC

    • @simretsekhon586
      @simretsekhon586 3 года назад

      @Arvin Buenaagua 😂 I'm so dead, you're a genius

  • @ollysombrero8427
    @ollysombrero8427 3 года назад +82

    I miss Pete's The Pete Holmes Show monologues and his stand-up a lot. Crashing is over as well Come on Pete time for a new special.

    • @toaster400_
      @toaster400_ 3 года назад +1

      Its a different vibe for sure, but I really recommend his podcast!!! It's called You Made it Weird

    • @ollysombrero8427
      @ollysombrero8427 3 года назад

      @@toaster400_ I'm a huge fan of his podcast. but I crave his stand up. I need new material.

    • @LivesInLibertyCity
      @LivesInLibertyCity 2 года назад

      Why did it stop?

    • @thomasupton2664
      @thomasupton2664 10 месяцев назад

      New one on Netflix now

  • @bcm3938
    @bcm3938 2 года назад +4

    Now I wish he integrated a magic trick and had the audience react that way.

  • @UldisZalcmanis
    @UldisZalcmanis 3 года назад +5

    One of my favourite comedians. Wish Pete released more of his stuff on RUclips. At some point, I think it stopped.

  • @fluffeh7562
    @fluffeh7562 9 месяцев назад +1

    One time I had two pieces of metal, they wouldn't touch, then I flipped one, that's how he flys 😂😂😂

  • @caro1ns
    @caro1ns 2 года назад +2

    100% agree with him about people who act like at jerks at magic shows.

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 3 года назад +3

    4:12 BOBCAT? IS THAT YOU?!

  • @aidanmj1927
    @aidanmj1927 3 года назад +39

    Can we have pete holmes replace conan when conan retires

    • @GodLikesSnacks
      @GodLikesSnacks 3 года назад +7

      Pete is my all time fav comedian and the only replacement for Conan whom I'd accept.

    • @shmavster4209
      @shmavster4209 3 года назад +3

      @Arvin Buenaagua he’s actually retiring from late night next year

  • @videosextra9434
    @videosextra9434 Год назад

    Very nice and funny Pete ....Loved it..Thanks ❤❤😂😂🎉🎉🎉

  • @lukenath6983
    @lukenath6983 3 месяца назад

    He’s friggin hilarious!

  • @MarquisdeGeek
    @MarquisdeGeek 2 года назад +6

    As a magician, I approve of this routine!
    (And Pete can volunteer in my shows, any time!)

  • @ianrastall
    @ianrastall 3 года назад +1

    Pete is awesome. His show was terrific.

  • @jamesfaucher4588
    @jamesfaucher4588 9 месяцев назад

    The Pete Holmes show was great. Hopefully he's making a comeback. I keep seeing more of his comedy.

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 Год назад +1

    2:47 that’s a pretty great explanation for religion!

  • @grantgazi4864
    @grantgazi4864 3 года назад +4

    I love Pete Holmes

  • @RighteousWeevil
    @RighteousWeevil 3 года назад +1

    I bet Penn Gillette loves this bit

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 3 года назад +9

    Pete Holmes: Best Batman Ever!

  • @CameronBrtnik
    @CameronBrtnik 4 месяца назад

    *"MAGNET!!!"*

  • @professorhoodoo
    @professorhoodoo 2 года назад

    Nice!!!!

  • @djsimonshow3682
    @djsimonshow3682 3 года назад

    Merry Christmas 🎄

  • @crocswsocks
    @crocswsocks 3 года назад +1

    Word is, this set is why The Pete Holmes Show happened

  • @jrpgwow
    @jrpgwow 3 года назад

    I just discovered Crashing and Pete Holmes!

  • @freeman7079
    @freeman7079 3 года назад

    “You’re damn right I volunteer!”

  • @mystic7525
    @mystic7525 3 года назад +4

    As a magician, when I see the jaws drop and the mouths gape wide open and the eyes open widely, that's my affirmation of doing a great show. The audible oohs and aahs and applause will come during the show also.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 года назад +1

      Lol I was going to doubt the legitimacy of your claims but if anyone is going to be a magician, it's the guy with that name and that face.

  • @SylarMagic
    @SylarMagic 2 года назад

    This guy gets it more than most magicians

  • @eddiecheaz8565
    @eddiecheaz8565 3 года назад +1

    Lemongrab must appreciate magic tricks all the time

  • @sujitwarrier4857
    @sujitwarrier4857 3 года назад

    this guy is amazing

  • @frankmyrand
    @frankmyrand Год назад

    4:12 Just time travel back to the Dark Ages and it should get you this reaction (and the stake) 😂

  • @siolux8
    @siolux8 3 года назад +2

    John Ritter the 2nd ?

  • @aljanssen7748
    @aljanssen7748 3 года назад +1

    I wonder if that was an intentional Penn & Teller reference.

  • @madisonrose1893
    @madisonrose1893 3 года назад +1

    he's hilarious

  • @onlinebaas
    @onlinebaas 7 месяцев назад

    Suddenly I miss Bobcat Goldtwhait

  • @loxho217
    @loxho217 3 года назад

    This set may seem desultory at first but buy the impregnated with wonder album, it flows all together

  • @musiclaboratory9694
    @musiclaboratory9694 3 года назад +1

    I save all my phone books for the zombie eventuality.

    • @angelotro
      @angelotro 3 года назад

      Isn't using a phone book to soften a blow to the head and not leave a mark a thing? Like, for cops?

    • @musiclaboratory9694
      @musiclaboratory9694 3 года назад +1

      @@angelotro it's so that when a zombie bites me they have to bite through an entire phone book to get to my skin.

  • @rhaegartargaryen9315
    @rhaegartargaryen9315 3 года назад +2

    Pete reminds me so much of Marshall Erickson from HIMYM, it's uncanny.

  • @MagicofKeelanWendorf
    @MagicofKeelanWendorf 2 года назад

    This is so true haha 😂

  • @javajimmy1090
    @javajimmy1090 2 года назад

    4:12 Earl of Lemongrab

  • @flowerkisses4833
    @flowerkisses4833 3 года назад

    🎄Merry Christmas to everyone🎅

  • @--....---
    @--....--- 3 года назад +3

    There's no noise to make when you see a magic trick? What about applause?

  • @abcdopetv
    @abcdopetv 3 года назад +1

    this is a very pete holmes joke

  • @DeA2875
    @DeA2875 2 года назад

    This dude reminds me of the musical director of an all white church

  • @stillkickin3919
    @stillkickin3919 3 года назад

    LOL! MOL!

  • @MajorHotlips
    @MajorHotlips Год назад +1

    MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?

  • @chanfainacorp
    @chanfainacorp 6 месяцев назад

    This guy's comedy is clean and clever; not "hilarious", but brilliant.

  • @theplanetruth
    @theplanetruth 8 месяцев назад

    Love Pete. Hate laugh tracks

  • @zoperxplex
    @zoperxplex 3 года назад +1

    Ray Romano's younger brother he didn't want anyone to know about.

    • @Phornax7
      @Phornax7 3 года назад +1

      Also Val Kilmer's less talented cousin.

  • @OptimusGPrime
    @OptimusGPrime 3 года назад +5

    I do so love having a video I want to see be released on Christmas Eve, and then blocked in my country and comments turned off so I can't complain about it. Thank god for browser addons that subvert assholery like this.

  • @pratik_shrestha
    @pratik_shrestha 3 года назад +1

    Batmannnn

  • @thebenforever
    @thebenforever Год назад

    "Magician's thumb falls off? I didn't see nothin!"
    Well done.
    Lotta people try to ruin the entertainment for themselves so they can look smarter than everybody else. Nobody paid good money to hear random audience member critique of the entertainment.

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 3 года назад

    A wInGlEsS mAmMaL!
    Unbelievable, Petey.

  • @richardlopez4318
    @richardlopez4318 3 года назад

    RIP Pete.

  • @davidchen8857
    @davidchen8857 3 года назад

    Whats up with the title? Thats clearly Bruce Wayne/ batman.

  • @eacomedy
    @eacomedy 4 месяца назад

    When in future i am higher up enough to go to the Magic Castle i am ABSOLUTELY making that noise after magic tricks even tho i will be escorted out & permanently banned. I will just be stuttering "but Pete Holmes!!! I'm doing that THING from PETE HOLMES" while like a 71 year old magician is just in the corner shaking his head at me sadly...

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 3 месяца назад

    One of my favorite comments on videos of a magic trick is “this isn’t real magic, it’s slight of hand” (or mirrors, magnets, etc).
    First off, it’s “sleight”. But as opposed to “real magic”? Are you out there thinking some people are doing real magic and this guy is just faking magic?

  • @Neceros
    @Neceros 3 года назад +7

    White people after a magic trick: oh neat.
    Black people after a magic trick: NOOOOOOOO WHAAAAAAAAY *many people wild n out* THIS IS CRAZYYY

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 года назад +1

    conan is like god, and pete his baby jesus

  • @c016smith52
    @c016smith52 2 года назад

    🤣🤣

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 5 месяцев назад

    This set is McDonald’s!

  • @crowflight3988
    @crowflight3988 3 года назад

    An "involuntary response" to something they don't understand? That pretty much describes the Middle Ages. To be fair to the Ages in the Middle, it also pretty much describes what Homo sapiens did before and since the Middle Ages.

  • @Teamo86
    @Teamo86 3 года назад

    Well I don't know about you but HHRRRRMMM RMHHHRRMMM HAAAAARRRHH, JJEEEEERRGHHHM OOOAAAHHH:

  • @RandyJames22
    @RandyJames22 3 года назад +2

    Nope, nope.
    He _practiced_ this set. Probably wrote it down and edited. It's probably not all the truth, either. Whatever, comedian.

    • @Adoubless
      @Adoubless 3 года назад +1

      I want to believe!

    • @ianrastall
      @ianrastall 3 года назад

      Accept my upvote.

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 года назад

    it's like ch offline

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 2 года назад

    Your entire world view would be changed and you would be terribly shaken if you really for a moment thought that you were a chicken.

  • @Thatgirl_mairin
    @Thatgirl_mairin 3 года назад +1

    Who else trynna grown their channel during COVID ❤️🦄

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz 9 месяцев назад

    I'm pretty sure you're not born a magician. you kinda have to learn to become one.

  • @merqury5
    @merqury5 3 года назад +1

    As Bill Burr fan this is like disney stand up.

  • @blupunk01
    @blupunk01 3 года назад +1

    I'm just grateful when anyone isn't a magician. It's a couple of steps below circus clown in entertainment value.

  • @Ambersdf
    @Ambersdf 3 года назад

    No wonder hes religious... lol

  • @Lamtitude
    @Lamtitude 3 года назад +1

    I’d be grateful if he wasn’t a comic.

  • @greenrobot5
    @greenrobot5 3 года назад

    Criss Angel made me h8te magicians

  • @connor107
    @connor107 2 года назад

    Watching a stand up comedian make fun of a magician feels kinda wrong. it's like making fun of someone eating at a taco bell for breakfast, you're there too

  • @footballislove138
    @footballislove138 3 года назад

    First comment

  • @noredine
    @noredine 3 года назад

    Black dudes run around you in circles when you show them magic

  • @darshan.sk37
    @darshan.sk37 3 года назад

    We're not grateful that he's still a comedian

  • @GOML1112
    @GOML1112 3 года назад

    Yea he needs to retire bro idk what his comedy was like before but this is just sad

    • @GOML1112
      @GOML1112 3 года назад

      @@PARTUM_QUANTICLE Comeon man u know damn well u sat stone face through that video. Maybe even cringing a bit at the delivery of some of the jokes. That fake laugh from the audience was on point though.

    • @GOML1112
      @GOML1112 3 года назад

      @@PARTUM_QUANTICLE Thats great and all but he's not funny so... Idk but he's gotta either try some new material or just retire man cuz its just sad at this point

    • @koaladarkblue482
      @koaladarkblue482 3 года назад

      @@PARTUM_QUANTICLE well considering: Original airdate: 11/17/11, would have been hard to talk about events in 2020..

    • @kimchee411
      @kimchee411 3 года назад

      Who do you think is funny?

    • @GOML1112
      @GOML1112 3 года назад

      @@kimchee411 oh idk there are so many.. dave chappel bill burr kevin hart even louis ck in small doses.

  • @williandalsoto806
    @williandalsoto806 3 года назад +2

    He isn't much of a comedian either.

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 3 года назад +46

    He reminds me of a happy Mormon version of Adam Driver.

  • @chrisarcher1146
    @chrisarcher1146 4 месяца назад +1

    I love how his “insecure kill-joy” voice is very close to Clone High JFK

  • @eacomedy
    @eacomedy 4 месяца назад +1

    "MIRROR! Some sort of mirror!" THE GESTURE. THE ACCENT. Mr. Holmes has absolutely paid his comedy dues.

  • @justincastillogayray
    @justincastillogayray 3 года назад +2

    #173 "A Man for All Flu Seasons" The other guests were Kristen Stewart and Jimmy Pardo.

  • @miketheyunggod2534
    @miketheyunggod2534 3 года назад

    Pete is still a kid. Lucky him.

  • @Fourestgump
    @Fourestgump 3 года назад +1

    I found out how funny he was after his show was over unfortunately . That’s kinda funny in itself. Thanks 2020

  • @wildersparks9161
    @wildersparks9161 3 года назад

    It’s too bad about Pete Holmes.

  • @davtash69
    @davtash69 3 года назад

    I, alongside other Louis C.K fans, am grateful that he isn't a comedian either.