I'm so proud of James I remember the first few episodes of up to speed he was shy as hell, now he's living his best life and has the lightning powers of the gods. Keep doing you James.
@@henrydarkomensah3560 You think we have a future Jeff Bezos amongst us? All I see is broke people watching videos about cars without any aim in their life, and that includes me.
TessellatedGuy don't even have to be at Jeff Besos level. 450k is a house. If you can buy a 450k house, you can get this. It's not that difficult. They question is if you amassed 1million to 2 million in your bank account, would you buy this? Most people who have wealth in the millions wouldn't touch this with a 10 foot pole... But again if you want this, you could get it if you put in work
@68Camaro RS/SS loser? I don't want to hear that from someone who spends his time in 4chan and Reddit. Besides is 4chan and Reddit the only website you go to? The word thicc is used by everyone and everywhere dumbass. It's a fuckin slang for memes.
@@craigg8604 im a 16 year old and paid just over $1000 for my first car. A 2002 dodge durango. Love to see that some dyed wood is 12x the worth of my full size suv
"They've overdone it, as usual. Like they did on their French Holiday--in 1939." "James. James, the queen is German. But you don't say _Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles_ every time she comes on the telly, do you." ... " *Well I do, actually* "
I'd call it the era of crossovers. SUVs are doing good too, but crossovers are becoming so popular it's killing off the market for sports cars, coupes, and even sedans. It makes me sad.
Make an up to speed on Alpina. Just like RUF they are classified as a car manufacturer, not a tuner. Their older models were oldschool engine tuned while the looks were so classy😏
This show has amazing production quality and it still doesn't take itself seriously and manages to have fun. Donut is one of the best car channels on RUclips
@@oussamabendakir1453I am absolutely amazed by the fact how narrow minded you people are ,I mean there is a whole different India which your media doesn't show you........... And doesn't want to show you ..... Its way different of what you think of us ........ Plz we are not offended by these things ....but well i can't blame y'all it's not your fault it's the media in every country....😑 I am tired of this stereotype bull shit ..
What do you think? Should I buy a VERY fancy, VERY expensive Cullinan to add to the collection? If not, what would you suggest instead? Let me know!
:))
A 2020 Tesla roadster when it comes out
A land cruiser
Spend the same amount of money on something used and better. Buying a brand new car just doesn't make sense unless you have money to waste.
Hey james, you mentiond something about that human skin guy... can i get some forskin cuz mine is gone...
"The Cullinan is a $400,000 pair of noise canceling headphones that you can use to run over poor peoples"
I almost commented that
Or:
me 🚗
@@mistermoee👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦🚗
Lmao
And you are not wrong...
“I have to press TWO buttons!?”
Rolls Royce: “write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN”
Go ahead
What other comments can you copy
Stop copying,STOP COPYING
@@vijid9340 thank you
Vijaya D it’s a youtube comment no one gives af if it’s copied shut up
@@milesmccue9388 fine fine chill okay
Still it is A "copied comment" and I won't SHUT UP because of some stranger told me to
I DON'T GIVE A 💩
Two best series on youtube
1. Up to speed
2. Bumper to bumper
You forgot another two, my friend. Wheel House and Science Garage
@@MrDragonfly thats right
And wheel house science garage kind Of a snooze fest
intergratypezero for real bro I’ve been waiting for some new science garage, that’s the reason I subbed
Doug demouro has nothing on him
“These seats are vented so you don’t sweat like a dirty peasant” I’m dead 😂
No one cares ... because you're a dirty peasant
locknight found the jealous person
😭😭
He wasnt joking about having a dude who can hook you up with human skin.
Hes serious
Wat the!!!!
Is the dude old and German?
Human skin is underrated.
Stephen B - Yo straight facts
*jazz music stops*
James talking buying a Cullinan like if his dad finally paid all the child support he owes him
#justlikemydad
lol
@@Chrisc0Disc0 lol, indeed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nearly as heavy as James' dad.
My dear boy Jamesworth Pumphrington, this here excursion of this delightful automobile does indeed place a smile firmly upon my face.
I'm so proud of James I remember the first few episodes of up to speed he was shy as hell, now he's living his best life and has the lightning powers of the gods. Keep doing you James.
6:30 “I’m 6’3”
Okay okay Doug Demuro, we get it 😂
Dude reviews be dope though lol
Sometimes Doug is 6'4" though. Depends on the day.
@@watchesandcaps2566 lmao he expands with temperature
@@watchesandcaps2566 its true though. im 6" and 6,1 on a good day lol..
4MyTube4Ever in the mornings we’re actually taller because our bones compress throughout the day
"Where my contractor bros at? Your Boi knows how to swing a hammer." Lmao I love this guy.
Haha he's fuckin great
He can do anything
Everyone does
“ i have to press 2 buttons?? Wat am I poor??” I died 😂😂
Yeah, and probably someone on RR it's pretty mad and it's working to ''fix it'' lol
alelokox88 *is, not it's
"Rich people's feet stink because they're so busy stepping over the poor."
L M F A O
🤣
9:56 wtf was that lmao
I love it hahaha
Ohhh do I have a band for you...
Torva literally just about to say this 😂😂
12:05 wtf was that
4:22. That will be the only time a RR key will be on a Doughnut media lanyard ever
ChrisCarGuy - now I want to do it just to prove you wrong
Do it pussy
Honestly I bet post malone uses one
"Rich people's feet stink cause they are so busy stepping over the poor" lmaaaaaoooo #dead
I died
James is on top of the original joke game and i fucking love it!!
I was just drinking and its now all on my phone 😁
You like socialism?!
That had me cracking up for a good 3 minutes.
hey, I'm here about the human skin interior. Asking for a friend.
@THAT TARGARYEN GUY 😂😂😂😂 tf 🤣 54🦴's by 36 🦴's. You can drop it off like a GTA sell mission just let me know boat, plane, motorcycle.
Shout out to 99.999% of us viewers that will never be able to buy one of these bad boys!
Never say never
@@henrydarkomensah3560 You think we have a future Jeff Bezos amongst us? All I see is broke people watching videos about cars without any aim in their life, and that includes me.
Shout out to the 1% of us that will be able to afford it, but choose to buy 10 other more interesting cars.
I wouldn't say never 🤔
TessellatedGuy don't even have to be at Jeff Besos level. 450k is a house. If you can buy a 450k house, you can get this. It's not that difficult.
They question is if you amassed 1million to 2 million in your bank account, would you buy this? Most people who have wealth in the millions wouldn't touch this with a 10 foot pole... But again if you want this, you could get it if you put in work
At 8:24 you know some RR exec gonna be in the next meeting like:
"Hes right you know?"
*stares down design team
*"IS HE POOR?"*
no, one is for the tray one is for the tv lol
8:21 James: pff, what am I poor?
Literally at 8:45 *opens door like a poor person*
MOPAR BOII Racist.
The sinner Jim Whitney ?
rob random Fascist.
@@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney I think you need a therapist. And a doctor.
Jim whitly you dont know what rascist means
dude, the steering wheel on this thing literally costs as much as my dads honda element
I own 4 cars right now and selling them might just get me the wood option on the steering wheel. Not even the full steering wheel, just the wood.
James, how do I get in on that human leather? I’m tryna get #bespoke
@Gmo-Skee
alex Bruce The Italian Mafia has you covered.
What kind would thy like? Black, Mexican, White, Asian?
Ask Dennis. Hes got a whole set of skin luggage
YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH @@MrCTruck
"$400k pair of noise canceling headphones that you can use to run over poor people!" SHWWEEEEEENNNN!
10:29 this is how everybody should pronounce Aluminium from now on. James, I love your passion behind every video :)
5:10 the moment when the car is not yours.
Thicc boi Pumphrey going to bumper to bumper on a thicc land yacht Rolls Royce
@68Camaro RS/SS I hope you were joking about him becoming a school shooter
@68Camaro RS/SS were you offended when he used that word?
@68Camaro RS/SS loser? I don't want to hear that from someone who spends his time in 4chan and Reddit. Besides is 4chan and Reddit the only website you go to? The word thicc is used by everyone and everywhere dumbass. It's a fuckin slang for memes.
@68Camaro RS/SS
Maybe you should correct yourself and look into your own soul before you judge other people, jackass
"focusing on hard project"
Phone: "Donut Media has posted"
Brain: mmmm DOUNUT
100th like
200th like
"This car's more powerful than Jesus Chroist"
I actually cackled
HapticNoise John Lennon can’t die
Lo
Hi h is
Credit card in hand, I was about to buy this car, but I realised...
YOU HAVE TO PRESS *TWO* BUTTONS!!!
"The Cullinan is a $400000 pair of noise cancelling headphones which you can use to run over poor people"
-James Pumphrey
"But seven isn't enough for elites like me!!"
Haha...This had me dying....
5:25
You can't hear james yelling lightning in that thing
"I have to press two buttons, what am I poor????"lol that killed me
2:21 you know you’re broke when a package option for a car is worth more than your whole car times 4
oof imagine if it was worth 48 times the price of your car.
You know your so broke the steering wheel of the car cost more than your entire life
@@craigg8604 im a 16 year old and paid just over $1000 for my first car. A 2002 dodge durango. Love to see that some dyed wood is 12x the worth of my full size suv
this guy is hilarious, I was creeped out😱 @8:03 my heart literally stopped🤣🤣🤣
A car British as the Queen herself...
So German them?.
Yep, it's German.
Zee germans
@@MrDragonfly thze germainzzz
Queen is married to a German, makes sense
British queen is German, of house Saxe-Coburg and Gotha
"They've overdone it, as usual. Like they did on their French Holiday--in 1939."
"James. James, the queen is German. But you don't say _Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles_ every time she comes on the telly, do you."
...
" *Well I do, actually* "
1980s-1990s: era of sports cars and super cars
2000s-2010s: era of hogamatic aka death of the manual
2018-2019: era of SOOVS
Nope.
Sad
Johnny Appleseed I wonder what next era will be, maybe EV HyperCars will hail the return super car era.
I'd call it the era of crossovers. SUVs are doing good too, but crossovers are becoming so popular it's killing off the market for sports cars, coupes, and even sedans. It makes me sad.
I need my Cullinan interior done in James' foreskin leather. That's a challenge for ya, Rolls Royce.
Jon Samuel bit of a stretch but we out here bespoke af
@@griffingooch1722 ha you said *stretch*
I am so happy to find this youtube channel a few days ago, this is great work!
This is my favorite RUclips channel. I am currently trying to watch all the videos I missed while I was on my deployment. WANT A LIGHTENING SHIRT
406 views in 2 frickin minutes
What the u guys?
# *BUFFHORSES*
Edit: Thank you guys for 172, never got that much ever...
*R A M C H A R G E R S*
LIGHTING! LIGHTING! LIGHTING!
F0RS3 Topaz yessire
"400k PAIR OF soundproof headphones, so you van run over poor people" lol
But does it have unlimited mile BUMBER 2 BUMPER WARRANTY???
Mawahid's Gameplays That’s a good one
Mawahid's Gameplays asking the real questions my man.
All those fancy accessories break in one year!😅
Just gonna say it if you can afford this car it really doesn’t matter
peasant lambo drivers with their measly 7 massage settings. begone
Ok I was so thrown off by those spot on beatles impressions
My car has leather steering wheel from the cows of McDonald's. Beat that.
Beat that MEAT BOI!
"have to press two buttons, what am i, a poor?" make me lol 😂😂
Had me pissin in my pants, riding in the back hating on them poor people....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how James manages to pronounce "aluminium" in a way that will piss off Americans and Europeans alike. Never change, James.
2:58
9:57 ngl that’s a good impersonation of the Beatles
4:05 James sounds like the short lady from incredibles 😭😂🤣
Make an up to speed on Alpina. Just like RUF they are classified as a car manufacturer, not a tuner. Their older models were oldschool engine tuned while the looks were so classy😏
They did an up to
Speed on Ruf
Already u scrub lol
@@CloudyShinobi u didn't understand me bro. I said Alpina is, just like RUF, a car manufacturer not a tuner, make one on Alpina!
I love your comedy bro, stay blessed!
@6:35 I was thinking as soon as you sat down lmao “he’s a decent size height wise I’m pretty sure and he looks like a kid back there”😂😂
Your British accent is amazing mate.
Really? 😳🤨
Have you heard his German accent mate?
Innit
Hahaha the humour is extra in this episode, thanks 🤣
I love that he’s 6’3
I can actually understand how much space I’d have in a car
If they ever relaunch Top Gear in the States, I'll be mad AF if your not one of the hosts.
7;45 That guy matches the interior,,literally.
Holy crap that 10:12 'Under. The. Hood' SLAPPED with that bass
Ford Excursion / Up To Speed
Ford Excursion 7.3 / Bumper To Speed!
Why does this guy sound so much like Jimmy from GTA 5
ew, i'll hear that for the rest of my life, i hate youuu 😂😂😂
Holy shit
Jimmy in gta 5 is the "not again" kid in magic school bus
The “soft climate control setting” voice is killing me 🤣🤣
"Ask Jeeves to bing the car around" 😂😂
Dang the video and the amazingly satisfying animations are lit
3:11 I'm dying of laughter
7:47 "The interior of this car required a dozen bulls" I wonder how many vegans died at the mere mention of that?
vegans wear leather all the time. they are hypocritical as fuck
Feels like a waste of souls
This show has amazing production quality and it still doesn't take itself seriously and manages to have fun. Donut is one of the best car channels on RUclips
Officially my favorite channel on RUclips
James came out here with UNMATCHED energy
Saw this car a week ago IRL, its a mountain on wheels!
Tbh when I saw one a couple weeks back I thought it was a pickup truck behind me
0:16 that Halo reference was Freaking Lit😂😂😂
Banshee as well. Oh wait that's GTA. Whaaaaaaaaatt?
Don't spit on the displays Pumphrey..
Yezzz. I don't need the saliva from a peasant across my Eskimo skin
@@MarloSoBalJr lmao 😂😂
"i have to press two buttons!!" im dead hahahah 😂😂😂 absolutely the best host eva
The energy in this video was outstanding
I feel like this thing is the Covenant Supercarrier
"Grafton is dust!"
jus jumped out of another video for this one right after it popped up
love your videos james i have been watching your videos since the start of up to speed love from india maan !!!!
Which state?
So you are not offended by the cow leather ?
@@oussamabendakir1453I am absolutely amazed by the fact how narrow minded you people are ,I mean there is a whole different India which your media doesn't show you...........
And doesn't want to show you ..... Its way different of what you think of us ........
Plz we are not offended by these things ....but well i can't blame y'all it's not your fault it's the media in every country....😑
I am tired of this stereotype bull shit ..
@@stickshifter8251 north India
I'm just kidding you take jokes too seriously man chill at least I know India is a better country then my country so. .....
The wood on the steering wheel is how much my Ford Crown Vic costed XD
I like that he mentions things in metric system too
This guy is amazing. It was fun watching the review 🤣
The Bourne identity stuff was hilarious.. I could seriously watch like 2 hours of the movie dubs
Id like to inquire about your *ahem* "alternative" upholstery services
This is one the best reviews ever made of a Rolls Royce.
7:44 the guys is like: ooo what a nice day omg is that a rolls royce ohh its just common imma just walk away
1.8Milliom followers....how long you guys been around like 1.5 years? Lol
more like 4...
@The Man Himself RUclips algorithm is advertising
Funniest guy i have ever seen🤭🤭🤭
You need to get out more..😝
I remember I saw a Rolls-Royce Cullinan in San Diego when i was going to the beach
That greasy windshield kills me.
dude u r literally the funniest person ever. Ur so knowledgeable but make it funny
BUT does it have spinner Wheels with a built-in PS2 with Grand Theft Auto San Andreas? I didn't think so
😂...I like your taste. Old school
So PLEASE MTV pimp my cullinan
James you FUNNY AF 👌🤣
So where do you get that human skin tho?
Yews, at their fourth birthday.
Jews*
8th day of birth.. nice going
One word circumcision
@@mrbasscow Quite the nice texture of foreskin if I do say so myself *pinches mustache expensively*
The engine part was epic 🤣🔥
9:47 Okay but that E wagon across the street tho...
Toyota = BMW
Rolls Royce = BMW
Toyota = Rolls Royce
That's like saying Audi R8 equals Hurucan 😂😂 -Ohh wait... 🤔😂
So that means Scotty likes RR?
a lexus ls is probably more silent than a rolls royce and it is probably more reliable too
Nice logic.
Even before I came to the comment section, I knew there'd be a "super unfunny" broke guy bitching.
Should have named it pillar of Autumn
Did James really say he’s 6 foot 3 inches 6:30 🤣🤣
I don't get it. How is his height funny?
@RNIK tube No, still not funny.
Ask Jeeves to Bing the car around 😂😂 I'M DEAD
I can’t believe you guys got a hold of one of these for this.