@@cyberdemonic260 This movie came out in 2018. 22 jumpstreet was 2014. Clearly a reference but it is odd they went with the sequel. probably coz 22 is defintely legal age, 21 is on the nose. Idk. You'd have to ask the devs
The other trying to stop the moving floor machine by dragging on it, lol. That part when they unintentionally raided Joan Cusack's yard was oddly funny. Like, she didn't even call the police, she just watched the whole thing, wanting a hug, and invited the other ladies in for a pie.
@@aaronluke1993 Well they wouldn't do that, and I doubt you'd do your family any favors prolonging your sentence to life for murdering this idiot in cold blood.
@Skarbie Well Yeah I'd be laughing too hard watching the custodial engineer getting the crap kicked out of himself to intervine in the continuing wax saga.
IKR. The Charlie kid just looks like one of those kids who just is trying to get good grades in his classes, trying to survive public high school, and doesn't try to get bullied.
I felt really bad for Charlie. I mean imagine you're just a good kid going to school then you suddenly get aggressively confronted by two adults and being publicly accused for something that you didn't do. I would've had the same reaction if not started sobbing. I would be so scared. Really glad that the two parents took a couple of seconds to comfort Charlie instead of just leaving him when they found out about the real Jacob.
Lol, i Love how husband and wife are obviously A TEAM ! 😍 They attack together, they search together, they apologize together, and they kick and punch TOGETHER ! And I love that little touch when she gives him the signal to punch that pervert : Ellie : So this won’t be child abuse. Pete ! Pete : *Reacts like a bullet waiting for the trigger to be pulled and punches !* 😂 They’re so in sync’ !
The 'not her parents' comment just made them more mad. So they aren't the birth parents they still love her and will protect her from creeps. As well as they showed him just what 'not her parents' will do
My favorite line of all time at 1:47 like "Hey, if you ever touch, text or think about our daughter ever again, you're a deadman" - Pete. Jacob: I'll sue you, man. You're not even their parent. Ellie: (Stomps Jacob's balls). I LAUGHED SO HARD FOR THAT.
If they were the minor’s legal parents, then they wouldn’t be charged. But since they were only foster parents that haven’t legally adopted yet, they were arrested for assault
What would you rather have on your crimal record, assault or child abuse? (Thats a rhetorical question, for you reeeeeeeally dont want child abuse in your record.)
0:53 You can hear it in his voice when he says "The janitor?" that he's getting even more pissed off that it's an adult which is the appropriate response and just plain great acting from Mark Wahlberg
0:15-0:21 “Oh boo hooooooo! Not such a big man now, are ya huh? Come on. Whip it out! Show everyone those big shaved plums you’re so proud of!” I laughed so hard at this scene. The whole movie is the perfect blend of funny and tender.
"You're not even her parents." "Would not her parents do this?" ~stomps his private area~ I LOVE how Ellie and Pete both knew that the other one was going to get physical by Ellie more or less giving Pete permission by saying it's not child abuse and Pete not being surprised at all by Ellie kicking him.
Their punishment is nothing on what they do to felons who did crimes against kids. Those rats are at the bottom of the food chain when it comes to the hierarchy of the slammer.
@Skarbie Well Charlie could have been wrong and have only see them talking several times and assumed they were having this thing after the parents told him that.
i love that Charlie was in the scene at the end when the siblings were adopted. in my head cannon, after this all blew up, Lizzie went to him to apoligise on behalf of her parents, and they got to talking and became really good friends
I saw something like this happen once in real life when i was in high school. Girls dad came to school and beat up a guy who had been mean to his daughter. Dad was arrested and faced some really serious charges.
Beating up people, possibly traumatizing them for life and causing permanent physical damage over some tasteless online pics? They are complete psychopaths - not role models.
Because if you were paying attention, Charlie knew Lizzy liked the janitor and obviously would notice them hanging out or talking every now and then. He might even have a crush on Lizzy.
Lizzie crying about her real crackhead mother not wanting custody over her. Mark Wahlberg who’s been watching and caring for her the past several months 0:15
The apology to Charlie thing was actually wholesome. The way the parents were so quick to correct themselves was nice.
In real life that doesn't happen lol they just blame and move on
@@invaderjet5946 sadly tho. parents should be like these ones in the movie
@@vicentetrigo9476 agreed
Fr that's why I love watching this scene
Because they realised it was wrong not to many people like that
"How old are you jump street?"
"He's 22"
Ahhhh...
what about 21
@@cyberdemonic260 This movie came out in 2018.
22 jumpstreet was 2014. Clearly a reference but it is odd they went with the sequel. probably coz 22 is defintely legal age, 21 is on the nose. Idk. You'd have to ask the devs
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@@sanalee5179 some vtuber
Nice tenshi
2:05 the way he says “you’re going to jail today Jacob” such a dad 🤣
@@rajreddy26 Stop spamming, bot
Good talk by Pete Wagner.
In real they'd would also have gone to Jail for Assult.
@@robertkenny1201 I think in a later scene they were arrested.
@@robertkenny1201 they did
The teacher trying to stop the floor sweeper thing 😂😂😂
XD she just slides across the floor
I gave that a chuckle 😆
She’s the under appreciated hero.
He could've just removed the key
@@pepperninja is a story 4th 4 and 4
“He’s 22 it’s not child abuse”... you’re good , green light go go go
Maybe in your country but no in America or canada and other country
@@noahpayne5126 dont lie its not because i also live in america and hes an adult
@@vc9491 what so your saying hes allowed to hook up with a 15 year old when hes 22
@@noahpayne5126 where did you get that idea ?
@@stanleyhape8427 well hes not agreeing with me so he must mean that
The most satirical part about this scene is the male teacher actually trying to get help for the parents
The other trying to stop the moving floor machine by dragging on it, lol.
That part when they unintentionally raided Joan Cusack's yard was oddly funny. Like, she didn't even call the police, she just watched the whole thing, wanting a hug, and invited the other ladies in for a pie.
@Skarbie Well
They were repeatedly assaulting the janitor. And _he_ gets jailed?!
@@epaminon6196 thats just cause he was sending lewd texts and photos to a minor nothing to do with the fight
@@epaminon6196 don’t tell me you wouldn’t do the same
@@epaminon6196 did you watch the whole video?
i died when the teacher was trying to stop the mop vehicle🤣💀
dude she tried so hard!
ikr🤣🤣
I LAUGHED SO HARD!!
She risking it all to stop that 😂
I’ve seen your comment on two of the clips lol, they always make me crack up
"My name is not Jacob,my name is Charlie"
"Whot"
"My plums aren't shaved, and they ain't big"
*TOO MUCH INFORMATION THERE, CHARLIE*
Yeah, but he would still be bullied later on
What do plums mean? I suppose it’s not a fruit in this situation.
julia xiao balls
@@brianmateo8041 uh oh
Having larger-than-average plums can often be a sign of heart/artery problems, so I'd say it works out for him.
“So this won’t be child abuse” I love that
Me too she said "Pete" and he was right on time with the punch 🤣😂🤣 priceless 👌🏾
It's still assault in real life she would have gone to Jail.
@@robertkenny1201 If I were a dad and went to jail for the same thing, I’d ask the cops to throw me in the same cell as him. 😈
@@aaronluke1993 Well they wouldn't do that, and I doubt you'd do your family any favors prolonging your sentence to life for murdering this idiot in cold blood.
@@robertkenny1201 They didn't say anything about ''murdering in cold blood'', just a punch or two.
I like how mark hugs charlie right after he accidentally embarrasses the hell out of him in front of a crowd.
Him accusing that kid was Reddit mentality. That kind of s*** should never happen in real life.
@@nawab256 gg rip charlie hes gonna get bullied so much right after this...
@@rajreddy26 What are you talking about?
@@rajreddy26 What kind of questions?
@@rajreddy26 What is your question?
0:25-0:31
Charlie: “My name’s not Jacob. My name is Charlie.”
Random student: “Yeah, that’s Charlie.”
😂 Love that little detail.
The Dark Knight same 😂
Lol
The Dark Knight is my favorite movie, also I feel like the teacher could play Heath Ledger's joker, maybe it's bc of the long hair though. 😂
@@corpse00xx0 what does that have to do with this?
Well at least he doesn't work for hazbin hotel
Love how pathetic that woman is trying to stop the floor waxing machine at the end 🤣
THAT'S the comedy right there! She was trying so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I used to run one of those...without the perversion part. The one I ran had a pressure switch on the seat. If you got off the machine it stopped.
@Skarbie Well Yeah I'd be laughing too hard watching the custodial engineer getting the crap kicked out of himself to intervine in the continuing wax saga.
I felt so bad for charlie he looks like a nice kid he was crying maybe he was a nervous kid in school
Yo how tf did I get 50 more likes in a week?
and in front all the school
Thx for the likes 👍🏻
IKR. The Charlie kid just looks like one of those kids who just is trying to get good grades in his classes, trying to survive public high school, and doesn't try to get bullied.
@@user-qn4id3zl2v that’s me lol
Pete: "How old are you?"
Ellie: "He's 22."
Me: "He's dead."
He said how old are you jump Street.
She replied 22
Reference to a certain series and movie
@@jameswg13 Johnny Depp: you called?
@@jameswg13 noice
@@kawaiionee-chan9557
Robin Givens was waving
How old are you jumpstreet
I felt really bad for Charlie. I mean imagine you're just a good kid going to school then you suddenly get aggressively confronted by two adults and being publicly accused for something that you didn't do. I would've had the same reaction if not started sobbing. I would be so scared. Really glad that the two parents took a couple of seconds to comfort Charlie instead of just leaving him when they found out about the real Jacob.
Plot twist: Charlie was lying the whole time, and he was actually Jacob.
_.ancientrelic._ 😶😶😶😶😶😶
The janitor is jacob I saw the movie
shorty 760 It’s a joke.
But are his plums shaved?
That's the worst twist I've ever heard
Bruh it left out the best part when they’re also in cuffs 🗿
Omg hey Brock was not expecting you here aimbot master
bruh
@@syed28323 he is amibot?
@@benp7842 it was a joke he just has insane aim
@@syed28323 only Yb my master 🤡
Lol, i Love how husband and wife are obviously A TEAM ! 😍
They attack together, they search together, they apologize together, and they kick and punch TOGETHER !
And I love that little touch when she gives him the signal to punch that pervert :
Ellie : So this won’t be child abuse. Pete !
Pete : *Reacts like a bullet waiting for the trigger to be pulled and punches !*
😂
They’re so in sync’ !
In real life they would have went to Jail for Assult.
❤️😆
@robertkenny1201 So wat it was good for his old ssa messing with that teenager
@Courtney Mcdougal No it was a crime, but what the parent did was even worse.
@Robert Kenny no. No it was not.
"I think we're gonna be late for school"
brother nods his head
@Tweed Penguin If no one else doesn't say the line, then why not lol. 😂
I like how well behave the both of them are. Sit still and don't even touch the car or move an inch lol
If I was Charlie, I would’ve stopped at “My plums aren’t shaved”...
Yep
"Or Big."
@abc.animal514 yeah he had 0 reason to admit that but he did
if anyone teases him for it, his fault
i would have stopped at saying my name is Charlie
Charlie should shave or even remove his pubes though. Smooth privates would improve his life.
Pete: "How old are you?"
Ellie: "He's 22."
Me: Welcome to the gulag
Do you even know what Gulag is? Read up on it and don't throw this word around
The 'not her parents' comment just made them more mad. So they aren't the birth parents they still love her and will protect her from creeps. As well as they showed him just what 'not her parents' will do
Ye
Now they're both gonna go to prison.
@@epaminon6196 No they didn't
They got out and i think Jump street served?
@@epaminon6196 Not Charlie, Just Jacob.
Jailbaiting is extremely dangerous
That's exactly how sexual predators are. Disgusting.
And janitors
Pro choicers are worse
disgusting is not the right word
Tyrone Smith haha true
@@hekskdjdnans2439 👍
My favorite line of all time at 1:47 like "Hey, if you ever touch, text or think about our daughter ever again, you're a deadman" - Pete.
Jacob: I'll sue you, man. You're not even their parent.
Ellie: (Stomps Jacob's balls).
I LAUGHED SO HARD FOR THAT.
Ellie: "22. He's 22."
Jacob: "Yeah I'm 22, so what?"
Ellie: "So this won't be child abuse, Pete"
Me: That may be true, but that's probably assault.
Ellie said "So, this would be child abuse. Pete." Then, Pete punched Jacob in the face for sending a dickpic to Lizzie.
If they were the minor’s legal parents, then they wouldn’t be charged. But since they were only foster parents that haven’t legally adopted yet, they were arrested for assault
What would you rather have on your crimal record, assault or child abuse?
(Thats a rhetorical question, for you reeeeeeeally dont want child abuse in your record.)
@@danielsadie3887 Listen again. That's not what she sais. OP is right.
ThePhoenix999 it’ll be under self defence as they’re protecting their daughter
2:09 that’s me trying to keep my grades up😂
💀💀
Jackie Ruiz Is It? 😄
Lol
O M G L M F A O
I didn't care of grades my issue was I didn't like myself and how people treated me
As someone with anxiety, that part with Charlie was so heartbreakingly wholesome to me
I love how they apologized to the kid they just verbally abused
He needs a lawyer to sue for defamation of character bullying and reckless endangerment for starters.
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Not to mention physically assult someone, eve of that someone was perverted idiot.
"Not our daughter?!!" Double crotch smash!! Don't screw with mama bear.
Right? Jfc she curb stomped his nutsac 😂
Or the Papa Bear either
And when they're combined, they are a true force to be reckoned with.
Mama bear? Do people actually talk like this?
@@cockoffgewgle4993 i hope not
Rose Byrne and Marky W are the only two people acting as parents I expected to pull this off and they did it so well.
0:53 You can hear it in his voice when he says "The janitor?" that he's getting even more pissed off that it's an adult which is the appropriate response and just plain great acting from Mark Wahlberg
0:15-0:21
“Oh boo hooooooo! Not such a big man now, are ya huh? Come on. Whip it out! Show everyone those big shaved plums you’re so proud of!”
I laughed so hard at this scene. The whole movie is the perfect blend of funny and tender.
They way he said that killed me.
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"You're not even her parents." "Would not her parents do this?" ~stomps his private area~
I LOVE how Ellie and Pete both knew that the other one was going to get physical by Ellie more or less giving Pete permission by saying it's not child abuse and Pete not being surprised at all by Ellie kicking him.
Their punishment is nothing on what they do to felons who did crimes against kids. Those rats are at the bottom of the food chain when it comes to the hierarchy of the slammer.
Damm right. Even prisoners have a code of honor. Just think what a good ol time Larry Nassar is having been prison.
+@eating sugar no papa She's 17. She is a a kid
@eating sugar no papa In this movie her character is age 15 or 16. In the eyes of the law, she is considered to be a child.
@eating sugar no papa I wonder if your cell-mate would feel the same as you do.
So true
And that was the day Charlie became the ginger avenger.
Stanley Hape hahah nice one
@@bootyclapper6960 ⁰00]pp]⁰0
Wdym?
@Christopher Maciel This has nothing to do with The Comment or The Avengers 🙄🤦♂️
1:55 that made me laugh so hard 😂
Poor Charlie. He was just an innocent bystander.
He’s just having a bruh moment in the middle of it all
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
I know.
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imagine it was the wrong guy again and there were 6 other jacobs in the school
I actually thought that was going to be it when I watched the movie.
Exactly.
that's a terminator situation, they go around beating up everyone in the phone book whose name is jacob.
@Skarbie Well Charlie could have been wrong and have only see them talking several times and assumed they were having this thing after the parents told him that.
@@scottmatheson3346 As someone who was constantly harassed and threatened by a Jacob in high school, I would be okay with that
i love how the mom hits him again at 2:11 and then it just cuts off
They would end up in legal trouble for doing this, but goddamn if that wasn't satisfying as hell.
They did they got send to spend a day in jail
they shouldn't end up in legal trouble. That guy's a scum bag.
John Johnson wtf why
Not likely
@Godzilla 9999 yes
"I think we're gonna be late for school"
Awwww she's so cute 😭❤️❤️🌹 (1:06)
She’s a minor
She is a brat but she is cute qwq
I mean, if the reason you are late is your parent, you don't have anything to worry about.
@@OuterHeavenMicah they didn't mean that in a weird way I'm sure,
@@Addictions45 I know, i was joking at that time
1:54 he can forget about having kids now 😂😂😂
*nutcracker Brutality!!*
Testicle Attack No. 69!
That won’t stop him from dating them
Oh once is enough
I feel bad for the first kid 😂😂😂😂
I’m pretty sure Charlie is now getting bullied thanks to Pete and Ellie!
YOURE GOING TO JAIL TA-DAY JACOB😂😂
Somebody needs to make that a meme..
It’s a worst movie ever
@@tyambrepearson5463 yeah i know
hurry up!
In real life all three of them would go to Jail.
2:11 that last moment before Jacob was arrested😂😂😂
Legend has it, that mop vehicle is still running.
and the teachers still trying to stop it lol
To this day
It rolled across the stage on graduation day
I love it how *Rose Byrne* was so protective of his daughter that apart from asking Mark to punch the janitor she also kicked him twice
I'm so glad they quickly realised they made a mistake about Charlie 😭😂
You have to admire how quickly the principal acted in calling the cops
1:56 the absolute pain in that scream
1:55
Well deserved pain.
@@aaronluke1993
Ouch bro lol
I love how he is right on point with her surreptitious way of telling him to punch the guy.
0:28 Lol the kids in the back “ yea that’s Charlie “. 😂😂
Absolutely love the “Motha-“ at the end of the clip
@Skarbie Well PG-13 movies is only allow 1 f-bomb in any scenes. If you’re a writer to think making funny scene with one curse word, choose wisely.
Took a lot of guts for charlie to admit he’s not gifted down there. He’s a champion
I love it mark walberg getting a female to act just like him priceless reminds of the movie Fear great movie
Ashley Miller I'm gonna have a friend and I do a double feature of Fear and this movie. Haha.
Is he paranoid?
I don’t believe so...
This is what I call quality parenting technique. The two did good, you guys.
HAHA 😂 the part when he got kicked in the balls got me 🥹😆🤣😂😅🥲
i love that Charlie was in the scene at the end when the siblings were adopted. in my head cannon, after this all blew up, Lizzie went to him to apoligise on behalf of her parents, and they got to talking and became really good friends
i think that was actually the "blind side" women from their support group, and the foster teen she eventually got matched with.
The floor sweeper was like
*Bye have a great time*
I love how his classmates were like “yeah that’s Charlie” 🤣 After the fact. Jesus Christ LMFAO
I love how they hugged charlie and then I also love how the old woman was trying to stop the school's floor sweeper lmao
"I think we are gonna be late for school" understatement 🤣🤣🤣
Man I wish my parents were like that, so defensive yet sweet and supporting.
Then we'd have alot of parents in prison for assult now wouldn't we?
Fun Fact
The guy playing Charlie didn't know he was gonna get threatened like that, so his reaction was genuine
Fr? lmao
@@vishnutheetharappan7074 pretty sure he’s joking
Bruh
@@caleeb4495 No it wasn't in the script
@@MagicMahomes28 oh lol. Hard to tell when people always say stuff like this and it ends up being bs
1:56 there goes the baby Maker
i felt a great disturbance in the air watching that scene
Ew i heard the crack
Oof
Good.
His plums will never ripen.
I love Juan's little nod at 1:07 lol.
i need parents like this 😂 but i would never talk to strangers asking for pics
He didn't have to tell them that his *"plums"* on shaved or big.
*Charlie got himself embarrassed even more*
He was scared 💩 less.
Moving forward, Charlie should trim or even remove his pubes.
I saw something like this happen once in real life when i was in high school. Girls dad came to school and beat up a guy who had been mean to his daughter. Dad was arrested and faced some really serious charges.
that's a bruh moment
"I think we're gonna be late to school" 😂😂😂
I like how he doesn’t even try to defend himself or fight back.. He just sits there waiting to get attacked.
I wish all parents were like this. This movie makes me very emotional…
Then we'd have alot of parents in Jail for assult now wouldn't we.
@@robertkenny1201 the law stinks.
These are the type of parents students need😂😭🤣😂😂
Beating up people, possibly traumatizing them for life and causing permanent physical damage over some tasteless online pics?
They are complete psychopaths - not role models.
@@epaminon6196 role models??? u would act the same way if a 22 yr old texted ur 15 yr old
"Sorry Charlie" ... Here's a can of tuna ?
When I watched the screening for this, the director said the Philadelphia audience have the most applause for this scene out of all the others.
"Whats up man?! You're about to catch a fade" lmaooo
god I love the writing for this film.
How are they sure that is the "Jacob" they're looking for. I mean there could be a lot more people named Jacob in the school.
"do you know anyone called Jacob who's been hanging with our daughter"
confidently points to the janitor
pretty sure that's enough
Because if you were paying attention, Charlie knew Lizzy liked the janitor and obviously would notice them hanging out or talking every now and then. He might even have a crush on Lizzy.
The fact that he knew they weren't her "real parents" was a dead giveaway
Because if you watched the movie, you would know that Charlie knew Lizzie and knew that she was talking to Jacob. ✨wow✨
The Janitor literally admitted to it! So....
I love how that lady is trying to stop that thing from cleaning
“I think we’re gonna be late for school” 😂😂😭😭
I love that lady trying to stop the scrubber 😂
"cmon lets get the janitor" lmfao
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Girl:I think we’re going to be late for school. Lol😂😂😂
0:29 I laughed so hard when they realised it wasn’t Jacob 🤣
The fact that the cart was still going and didn't stop made me bust out 😅🤣😂
1:37 no one: Pete: how old are you jump street LOL 😂
And the answer. He's 22
@@jameswg13 OH HELL NO
Because the foster daughter is like 15-16 years of age
I was laughing sooo hard when the teacher was trying to stop the mop thing 😂😂
"Would not parents do this?"....priceless
Best part of the movie in my opinion. Then screaming at the sheltered looking red head and then seconds later apologizing and hugging him 😂😂😭
I was laughing so hard when that teacher is trying to stop that sweeper vehicle
1:53 Forget having kids, She Ended that existence of kids😂😅
2:09
Teacher: "How was your day"
if I was the kid: "My mom crushed the janitor's balls"
haha yep--and she did it twice! poor guy I wonder how bad that hurts guys lol
I honestly died laughing at this scene
Janitor: I'm 22 so what?
FBI OPEN UP!!
“He’s on a Zamboni” LMFAO
Lizzie crying about her real crackhead mother not wanting custody over her. Mark Wahlberg who’s been watching and caring for her the past several months 0:15
Have someone that will match your level... they knew they were whole partners!lol!
They embarrassed that poor kid though
@@aob223Ah not to mention physically assaulting someone even if that someone is a pervert.
the woman trying to stop the hall cleaner thing though lol
These guys look like the type of people to actually do this for their kids and I respect that
Gosh them parents are so protective. I love it sfm
1:22 when logan paul finds out someone just died