Since the algorithm gods have decided to show me their favor, here's a list of all 15 songs: 0:24 - Carolus Rex: ruclips.net/video/Us2ylGAwBnk/видео.html 0:31 - Devil Dogs: ruclips.net/video/EVCtCWXB2W4/видео.html 0:38 - Last Stand: ruclips.net/video/bRhg2zvalXc/видео.html 0:47 - White Death: ruclips.net/video/s43yLMgXXOU/видео.html 1:02 - Attack of the Dead Men: ruclips.net/video/-AFdwoyNT24/видео.html 1:12 - The Red Baron: ruclips.net/video/1snEYPg8TXs/видео.html 1:33 - Screaming Eagles: ruclips.net/video/33TeRVtJqhQ/видео.html 1:42 - Price of a Mile: ruclips.net/video/BEY7Ton1gO4/видео.html 1:49 - Winged Hussars: ruclips.net/video/rcYhYO02f98/видео.html 1:59 - Primo Victoria: ruclips.net/video/qVHyl0P_P-M/видео.html 2:11 - Counterstrike: ruclips.net/video/w_N7PSkwUmA/видео.html 2:30 - Panzerkampf: ruclips.net/video/BT_PP7Tx2sg/видео.html 2:44 - To Hell and Back: ruclips.net/video/XE4BxPwu4zI/видео.html 2:52 - Uprising: ruclips.net/video/lzeNBRbWXpI/видео.html 3:01 - Ballad of the Bull: ruclips.net/video/r7N1yGe_HYs/видео.html
THEN THE 189 IN THE CIRCUS OF HEAVEN PROTECTING THE HOLY LINE IT WAS 1527 edit: dude this has been haunting me for literal MONTHS thank you scott for pointing that out i.. i am disappointed in myself lol no im not gonna change that did i do that in order
Stalin: Yo Hiliter want to hear a joke, Hiliter: Sure Stalin what is the Joke. Stalin: INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED. Hiliter: I do not get it. Stalin: your supposed not to get it.
I have a friend who is German and we were actually discussing the German Army marching into the Motherland and even he said that Hitler doing that was insane 😂
@@jagoringjagoring9143 I think it's because of RUclips sensoring things, like that for example. But the RUclipss comment are never delete even after the biggest insults, not like on fkn Instagram where I've been ban and deleted 3 fucking times😑
I need something like this for my GPS. "Alexa, what's my current location?" "YOU'RE IN THE BULLET'S WAY!" _That time I got lost and ended up in Compton_
Looked for it on amazon and nothing, I even spoke to a salesman asking if they still had alexa sabaton edition, but he just hung up the phone. What can I do, I need one so bad
@@metalheadmaniac8686 the seat of power is in danger, so they have to send in their reserves and dropped their supplies on the go, so sabaton alexa edition is out of stock currently
"Alexa, what day is it?" "6th of June 1944" I imagine the guy getting out of his room only to find out that he's been spooning a fellow soldier and their actually headed to the beaches of Normandy
If the video just transformed like that i honestly don't even know how i would react. Laugh? Be astonished? It sounds funny but that would be pretty dark as well.
-Alexa, did I'm forget something? -Always remember a fallen soldiers... -Do you have news from Italy/China? -There was a country in depression, there was a nation in despair -(in traffic jam) How soon I'm came to this address? -And this is end of a line of the final journey -Alexa, who knock at my door? -Janny in the gate! -Alexa, do you have information about war between Ukraine and Russia? -It's a call to arm over a battle hymns, today is a good day to die -Alexa, I'm broke favorite mamy vase... -Dream of the world in peace, yet you case pain and distraction -Alexa, I'm need visit a doctor -C'mon you sons of bitches, do you wanna live forever?! -Alexa, why so hot outside? I'm want a little colder, do something! -Pegamagabo invoke the spirits of the wind! -Alexa, I'm need to sell you, to buy new drugs -This is a worthy sacrifice?! -Alexa, where I'm? -In the fields of the Brightinfield! -Alexa, what news about Covid19? -Able men and woman - will all be victums!
🎵 _One man seeking reasons everywhere_ _Growing hate and anger, Pooh Bear’s orders were precise_ _Who was to be blamed and pay the price?_ _Wicked propaganda, turning neighbors into foes_ _Soldiers of the CCP in homes_ _And all their former friends are watching as they’re round up one by one_ _Times of persecution have begun._ _Ever since it started, in Urumqi ‘17_ _Where liberty died, and truth was denied_ _Sent away on trains, sent on a one-way trip to hell_ _Enter the gates, Dabancheng awaits!_ 🎵
Your brother that day “a cry for help in time of need await relief from holy lead” Your part about to whoop yo ass “than the winged hussars arrived coming down the mountainside”
Maybe those two were the descendants of the men Leslie Allen saved in that battle and many generations later, the husband and wife met and fell in love. The way I see it, Leslie Allen’s heroic act led to this romance years down the road
rommels wife alexa...what day is it? 6TH OF JUNE 1944! rommel: yeah...i get up..i get up...alexa...give me the newsflash ALLIES ARE TURNING THE WAR! NORMANDY STATE OF ANARCHY! OVERLORD! Rommel: GOTT VERDAMMT!
@@herrroin608 they, or at least rommel, profited from his friendship with hitler quite a bit, getting promoted early and getting his own command against what older people in the army said.
@@herrroin608 Rommel wasn't a Nazi nor was his family. His son is now a German politician. Rommel is celebrated and honoured in Germany as well as other nations.
@@herrroin608 Given that Rommel was in charge of the Atlantik Wall, he probably sweared really hard on that day - I can't see why the comment implies he was a full heart nazi
@@mertyuip06 its a pain in the ass but its possible i dont remeber how exactly but i think you put the song in itunes then upload it to phone as a ringtone or something
The fact that even the kids are getting all the references that Sabaton are making tells me that this is a very cultured family Edit: Except the son, for apparently not wanting to listen to To Hell And Back
@@aaronstorey9712 Yes it's actually no. That's because King Karl XII a.k.a. Carolus Rex was an absolute badass, thus swearing no oath to anyone bescause he thought his power was divine.
Alec McCready Honestly considering how outnumbered the Germans were all the way through and under supplied and the Fact if the Soviets attacked themselves a day earlier. The Germans did rather well. The Soviets were preparing for their own conquest of all of Europe starting with the Nazi Occupied parts. The thing is the Germans attacked first and the offensively geared Soviet army was not prepared to fight a defensive war.
It really was a joke. Citadel was doomed to fail because the attacking Germans were outnumbered and the Soviets were aware of the impending attack, down to the minute of the assault. It was basically ramming Army Groups South and Center into a brick wall headfirst.
@@itsguzzy Umm, no. They were very prepared. In fact, the Soviets fired the first shots of the battle, launching a barrage of the German lines at the exact hour the Germans were to step off, delaying the attack by a little over an hour and taking the German momentum before they even started. They also massed hundreds of tanks and thousands of artillery tubes in the months leading up to the battle in preparation, to say nothing of the anti-tank ditches, trench lines, and minefields laid in the same stretch of time. Sure, a bunch of Soviet planes were shot down; so what? German fighters like the FW-190 were superior on a tactical scale to Soviet Yaks and MiGs, but the Soviets were making more of them, and could afford to lose on ratios in excess of 4:1 if they had to, if not more. Besides, the air war has little bearing here, since the Germans lost air superiority over Kursk in about ten minutes. The battle was fought on the ground between men and tanks, where the Germans lacked the numbers advantage from the start. That is what matters here; numbers. Not quality, which is at best debatable; quantity. The Russians had an endless sea of manpower and armor, where the German pool could only dwindle.
-Alexa, what I'm should to do I'm will be captured in getto? -We! We will resist and bite! Resist and do what's right! -Alexa, what about Iran? -Still disregarding demand... -Alexa, what about traffic jam -The road to the sity been blocked -Alexa, what Putin think about himself -And all, who's will stand in his way dye by God and victorious arms -Alexa, what my gf says about next day? -We meet at Midway!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Some nice additions: -Alexa, hows the weather tomorrow? -Blizzard reigned the ground were chosen Snow was deep and hell were frozen -That's bad, any weather warnings? - Snipers move unseen in snowfall -Alexa, did I had to remember something? - Oh, we remember We remember, we remember! Shout! Lauri Törni’s name
Ohh oh ohh your in the army, now *Drums* You'll be the hero of the neighbourhood, nobody knows that you left for good your in the army now now Ohh ohh oh you're in the army, now
me: Alexa, pray with me Alexa: I was chosen by heaven Say my name when you pray To the skies See Carolus rise With the lord my protector Make them bow to my will To the skies See Carolus rise
"You don't turn it on, It can always hear you" is unironically terrifying, since at home you're gonna be saying some private stuff and I'm supposed to believe a company won't record it just cuz they say they won't, in a world where information is money?
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Since the algorithm gods have decided to show me their favor, here's a list of all 15 songs:
0:24 - Carolus Rex: ruclips.net/video/Us2ylGAwBnk/видео.html
0:31 - Devil Dogs: ruclips.net/video/EVCtCWXB2W4/видео.html
0:38 - Last Stand: ruclips.net/video/bRhg2zvalXc/видео.html
0:47 - White Death: ruclips.net/video/s43yLMgXXOU/видео.html
1:02 - Attack of the Dead Men: ruclips.net/video/-AFdwoyNT24/видео.html
1:12 - The Red Baron: ruclips.net/video/1snEYPg8TXs/видео.html
1:33 - Screaming Eagles: ruclips.net/video/33TeRVtJqhQ/видео.html
1:42 - Price of a Mile: ruclips.net/video/BEY7Ton1gO4/видео.html
1:49 - Winged Hussars: ruclips.net/video/rcYhYO02f98/видео.html
1:59 - Primo Victoria: ruclips.net/video/qVHyl0P_P-M/видео.html
2:11 - Counterstrike: ruclips.net/video/w_N7PSkwUmA/видео.html
2:30 - Panzerkampf: ruclips.net/video/BT_PP7Tx2sg/видео.html
2:44 - To Hell and Back: ruclips.net/video/XE4BxPwu4zI/видео.html
2:52 - Uprising: ruclips.net/video/lzeNBRbWXpI/видео.html
3:01 - Ballad of the Bull: ruclips.net/video/r7N1yGe_HYs/видео.html
Ah, accurate
Thank you
Space Force Memes We salute you for your service.
Wow I discovered it at the right time
Omg thank you so much!
"Alex what time is it"
" *Time to die* "
Echo said that cuz she yelled at it
@@marko-pk6qt the brother said that
I died
i died (laughing)
Oof
Sabaton, how tall is Mount Everest?
*”HIGHER”*
Oh ok that helps thanks
Don’t forget it’s king of the skies
i mean its not wrong
mt everest is flyin too fast
And mt everest is flying evan HIGHER
@@bobbybob4665 a mountain for a mountain
"Alexa, what time is it?"
"TIME TO DIE!!!"
That killed me lmao
Well yeah it did what it said it would do
Haha
My twin!
Stabby stab
same
"Define annoying."
"1944, help never came!"
Yeah, I hate it when that happens too. So annoying.
Yea I hate it when reinforcements don’t come so annoying
Yeah and then the germans torture us. I hate thursdays
@@maxbjork7804 in German accent
Ja hanz but I hate it when I deploy mustard gas and it speaks Russian so damn annoying
@@mertyuip06 or when comes back at us
Bruh that was so dark yet so funny
Who else has watched a Sabaton Alexa but not the original ad
I bet it’s everyone here
Who else does not care about your unoriginal comment that there are probably sixteen of
I watched Rammstein first.
I think it's even better.
Tell me another Joke.
Alexa: Amerika ist wunderbar.(America is wonderful)
Wait there's an original ad?!??!?!?11111
@@o5-7firefox neither does anyone care about you.
Fun fact: 6th of June, 1944 was a Tuesday. So yes, he does have to get up.
I was about to search it
Ok that’s just too good
I’m too lazy to see if that’s correct but I’ll give you a like anyway.
He’s probably going to be getting up anyway
THE MORE YOU KNOW
"Add wrapping paper to the shopping list"
"The Nazis shall payyyyy"
lmao, why didn't I think of that.
XD
Its actually "THE NAZIS SHALL HEAR!"
Correction: "Nuts, the Nazis shall hear!"
"The price must be paid by the men who started a war in the 30s"*
Woman: alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?
Alexa: *two thousand men and fifty thousand tonnes of steel*
i like that one
Nom
I mean when it answered with "whats the price of a mile" like noooo half a million men aren't in a tablespoon
@@comrademax5302 blood thirsty Stalin >:0
SET A COURSE FOR THE ATLANTIC WITH THE ALLIES ON THEIR HEELS
"Alexa, tell me a story."
"In the heart of holy see
In the home of Christianity
The seat of power is in danger"
THEN THE 189
IN THE CIRCUS OF HEAVEN
PROTECTING THE HOLY LINE
IT WAS 1527
edit: dude this has been haunting me for literal MONTHS thank you scott for pointing that out i.. i am disappointed in myself lol
no im not gonna change that
did i do that in order
@@abandonedaccount123 *service, not circus. Otherwise yes, well done.
@@Soulslayer612 ..why did i think circus lol
thanks!
@@abandonedaccount123 my pleasure!
I know this song is about the sack of time but it fits perfectly with crusading with the bois
Dad: "Alexa, find me cheap flight ticket to italy"
Alexa: *"Has man gone insane.."*
That is really up to date in 2019 and 2020. 😅
cold.
few will remain, who find a way, to get on that plane
@@Seune205 👑 🦇🦠
Who'll find a way
To live one more day
"Alexa, define annoying"
"NINE-TEEN FORTY-FOUR, HELP THAT NEVER CAME"
Yeah, I imagine that is annoying.
It was annoying for the polish people, that's for sure!
Alexa define annoying
AND THATS WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN
“Alexa, define annoying”
“1944, still the Allies turned away”
“God dammit first the Germans now the Russians!”
I Was doing something else and I heard that as define Italy and I got a bigger crack out of that
"Alexa, define annoying"
-"1944, help that never came"
that was pretty annoying tbh
It was, btw nice picture
Indeed
As a German. Yes the uprising was pretty annoying
@@crispyengineer7521 didn't see that coming
If this gets to r/cursedcomments i want to be on the screenshot
"Tell me another joke"
"INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED!"
that's cold.
So was the German army
Damn. You gotta *chill* with these jokes.
@@ohioman4646 it wasnt a joke you know that right?
No, that's perfect.
xNightEagle99 -the Germans where chilled-
I would definitely buy one of these if they actually existed
I would pay as much as Jeffrey bezos needs just to see it
Same
We need this now. Advocate the Amazon Sabacho.
I'd pay my life savings for that
Stalin: Yo Hiliter want to hear a joke,
Hiliter: Sure Stalin what is the Joke.
Stalin: INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED.
Hiliter: I do not get it.
Stalin: your supposed not to get it.
Allies: have you seen the largest seaborne invasion in history?
Germany: no
Allies: **would you like to?**
@@toothpick8352 I love that Joke Comrade
Lol its not hiliter ita hitler but its funny btw
I have a friend who is German and we were actually discussing the German Army marching into the Motherland and even he said that Hitler doing that was insane 😂
@@jagoringjagoring9143 I think it's because of RUclips sensoring things, like that for example. But the RUclipss comment are never delete even after the biggest insults, not like on fkn Instagram where I've been ban and deleted 3 fucking times😑
"Alexa, what do you do?"
*"KILL, FIGHT, DIE, THAT'S WHAT A SOLDIER SHOULD DO"*
1:28
*i wish my alexa was a nazi spy*
in THEY of the sorwd 1527
"Alexa tell me another joke!"
"INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED"
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
Took me a little bit to get it but when I did I was hacking and coughing after a fit of laughter.
That part was hilarious.
I fucking died at this one
@@TheTaintedWisdom after a fit of gas*
Mama jokes, they never get old)
I need something like this for my GPS.
"Alexa, what's my current location?"
"YOU'RE IN THE BULLET'S WAY!"
_That time I got lost and ended up in Compton_
I use Night Witches as my alarm and it works every time, tho my older bro uses Winged Hussars as his alarm
@@lazarmarinkovic8486 I use the Swedish version of Carolus Rex.🇸🇪
I use Aces of Exile
I use Army Of The Night.
"The White Death's prey."
Alexa, what is next on my "to-do" litst
"Hold your ground! Kill the warriors in your sight!"
No comments? Anyways love that song. Hill 3234 is pretty underrated
DEATH IS WAITING ON THE HILL, NO SURRENDER SHOOT TO KILL
Alexa, plan our road trip
*From the North, reaching far,*
*Here we are!*
Looked for it on amazon and nothing, I even spoke to a salesman asking if they still had alexa sabaton edition, but he just hung up the phone. What can I do, I need one so bad
They do have one
they just dont want to give it to you
JERKS
@@metalheadmaniac8686 the seat of power is in danger, so they have to send in their reserves and dropped their supplies on the go, so sabaton alexa edition is out of stock currently
"Alexa, what day is it?"
"6th of June 1944"
I imagine the guy getting out of his room only to find out that he's been spooning a fellow soldier and their actually headed to the beaches of Normandy
*fun fact: 6th of june 1944 was a tuesday so he does have to wake up*
If the video just transformed like that i honestly don't even know how i would react. Laugh? Be astonished? It sounds funny but that would be pretty dark as well.
What day is it for real 1914
cesa world war 1
Reminds me of that old Skyrim meme
@@earlpurisima2194 Well that's a fair point.
Dad: Alex how tall is mount Everest
Echo: higher. King of the sky.
"Alex"
I was about to hear 8000+ mt
Not wrong
NEO CON WAR HAWK not wrong tho
Its red baron not echo
-Alexa define "annoying"
-1944! Help would never came!! ("Uprising")
Me being Polish: Yeah... its realy annoying
@MEGAŚLONZOK9 Yup. Thats why sometimes we have fraze you can translate as "Can you count? Count on you"
isn't it "Help that never came?"
"Help would never came" is grammatically wrong
@@philippmuller-litz7588 Yeah sorry for my error
@@wiej007 it's ok
co jest wkurzające?
"add rapping paper to the shopping list"
"thus the nazis shall pay"
that always gets me XD
Nice, I don't have to pay for my products because the Nazis are for some reason
But the line spoken is "Nuts the nazis shall hear"
@@imperfectravens2410 be funny if he added nuts to the list too 🤣
“It only hears us when we say the activation words”
How tf does it know when you use the word if it isn’t listening
Well the lyrics from Carolus Rex following that are “I will swear no oath” so..
@@nicklockard2339 Genius.
"Alexa, order me a peperoni pizza"
*THY WILL BE DONE!*
FOR THE GRACE OF THE MIGHT OF THE LORD
AND THE JUDGEMENT HAS BEGUN
@@barryallen2240 FOR THE LAND OF THE HOLY
@@Theholyhamsandwich FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY
“Alexa tell me a joke.”
“INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED!”
Panzerkampf (?)
@@laurazucchiatti8761 yep thats panzerkampf
@@FrozenLord66 Yeyy
-Laughs in Uranus operation.-
1000th like
6
OF
JUNE
19
44
D DAY UPON US
ALLIES ARE TURNING THE WAR!!
@@hectorbatera1994 normandy state of anarchy!!
@@MateoArriza OVERLORD
best szene in this video ^^
-Alexa, did I'm forget something?
-Always remember a fallen soldiers...
-Do you have news from Italy/China?
-There was a country in depression, there was a nation in despair
-(in traffic jam) How soon I'm came to this address?
-And this is end of a line of the final journey
-Alexa, who knock at my door?
-Janny in the gate!
-Alexa, do you have information about war between Ukraine and Russia?
-It's a call to arm over a battle hymns, today is a good day to die
-Alexa, I'm broke favorite mamy vase...
-Dream of the world in peace, yet you case pain and distraction
-Alexa, I'm need visit a doctor
-C'mon you sons of bitches, do you wanna live forever?!
-Alexa, why so hot outside? I'm want a little colder, do something!
-Pegamagabo invoke the spirits of the wind!
-Alexa, I'm need to sell you, to buy new drugs
-This is a worthy sacrifice?!
-Alexa, where I'm?
-In the fields of the Brightinfield!
-Alexa, what news about Covid19?
-Able men and woman - will all be victums!
I found the one with the doctor the best. I think it's from Devil Dogs.
Nice
Me: Alexa, what time is it
Alexa: 🎵 *it's close to midnight and he's barking at the moon* 🎵
Don't want to be the "know it all" guy, but:
It's not Brightenfield but Breitenfeld. It's a German Village near Leipzig
🎵 _One man seeking reasons everywhere_
_Growing hate and anger, Pooh Bear’s orders were precise_
_Who was to be blamed and pay the price?_
_Wicked propaganda, turning neighbors into foes_
_Soldiers of the CCP in homes_
_And all their former friends are watching as they’re round up one by one_
_Times of persecution have begun._
_Ever since it started, in Urumqi ‘17_
_Where liberty died, and truth was denied_
_Sent away on trains, sent on a one-way trip to hell_
_Enter the gates, Dabancheng awaits!_ 🎵
- Аlexa, what day is it?
- White Friday, I take the stairway to Heaven...
Alexa, are there any new cementaries built?
*Crosses grow on Anzio*
I used the winged hussarians as a wake up tone once. I jumped out of the bed and want to fight. My brother is still healing
Your brother that day “a cry for help in time of need await relief from holy lead”
Your part about to whoop yo ass “than the winged hussars arrived coming down the mountainside”
I use ghost divison for the wake up tone
FOR VIENNA!!
First time I used a Sabaton song as my alarm I also jumped out of bed. Still my alarm, still jump.
Try Talvisota, that makes me jump out of bed in like 0,001 second
"Alexa, how's the weather tomorrow?
-AND THE SILENCE OF THE SEA IS ABOUT TO DRIFT INTO A STORM!
Lmao nailed it🤣
He could have chosen , ENDURE! Six days of Rain! (Coat of Arms) :D
THERES A THINDER IN THE EAST, ITS AN ATTACK OF THE DESEASED
Hahaha
Alexa, give me an update from Afghanistan
*Thousand of soldiers*
*Run for their lives*
*Legend arise*
“How many teaspoons are in a tablespoon”
“40:1”
Huge missed opportunity
DukeDvl69 genius
Or even 7734
ngl, I flopped on that one and I knew it when I made the video. I just couldn't think of anything at the time.
@@spaceforcememes8104
its still very funny though
Oh my God, pure genius!
"WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED"
*BADASS RIFF*
Oh yeah, it is.
-love song
- “SOMETIMES WAR IS KILLING, SOMETIMES IT’S SAVING LIVES”
Me: Yeah, ballad of the Bull is the closest thing they HAVE to a love song
christmas truce has entered the chat
Sabatons Fur Immer? Isn't that literally a love song sung in German?
No bullets fly
Maybe those two were the descendants of the men Leslie Allen saved in that battle and many generations later, the husband and wife met and fell in love. The way I see it, Leslie Allen’s heroic act led to this romance years down the road
Honestly, the part "Alexa, give me my flashnews briefing."
"JORDAN ATTACKS, ISRAEL CRUSHES THAT FUTILE ATTAMPT" is just brillant.
I never attacked anyone! It’s all lies! :(
@@KyleJordanGaming What about your pals, Syria and Egypt?
CONTROL JERUSALEEEEEEEEEM
Song name?
@@KAT-hs3xh Counterstrike
Now the Panzerkampf one was genius.
Truth is, it was all rigged from the start.
Perfect
@@da_dang_dog Well, yes.
Literally at the back of germany's thoughts
Best joke I’ve ever heard
rommels wife
alexa...what day is it?
6TH OF JUNE 1944!
rommel: yeah...i get up..i get up...alexa...give me the newsflash
ALLIES ARE TURNING THE WAR! NORMANDY STATE OF ANARCHY! OVERLORD!
Rommel: GOTT VERDAMMT!
OUH Do you want to say us that the family are nazis?
@@herrroin608 they, or at least rommel, profited from his friendship with hitler quite a bit, getting promoted early and getting his own command against what older people in the army said.
@@herrroin608 Rommel wasn't a Nazi nor was his family. His son is now a German politician. Rommel is celebrated and honoured in Germany as well as other nations.
@@herrroin608 Given that Rommel was in charge of the Atlantik Wall, he probably sweared really hard on that day - I can't see why the comment implies he was a full heart nazi
Rommel: godd mit uns! 😳
Fun fact: Winged Hussars was my alarm song for a long-ass time.
Bro just out of curiosity how can you do that on a iPhone 11 I have the song on iTunes I just need to know how
@@mertyuip06 not sure if you can do that on an iPhone. I’ve got the same phone though so if you have any updates
@@benc.3128 nope it’s been 10 months I’ve done research and all points to no
@@mertyuip06 its a pain in the ass but its possible i dont remeber how exactly but i think you put the song in itunes then upload it to phone as a ringtone or something
The fact that even the kids are getting all the references that Sabaton are making tells me that this is a very cultured family
Edit: Except the son, for apparently not wanting to listen to To Hell And Back
Love song:
SOMETIMES WAR IS KILLING....
Sometimes
@@dv28l74 it's saving lives (or in this case: loves)
What song is that
They should've used Sabaton's cover of Für Immer (An actual love song).
@@NebDaBrush ballad of the bull
It only hears you when you use the wake word we chose.
*I WILL SWEAR NO OATH*
Briliant.
Hmm 🤔
MrPauix I will swear an oath
@@aaronstorey9712 no
Blitzkrieg Metalhead ? It is no?
@@aaronstorey9712 Yes it's actually no. That's because King Karl XII a.k.a. Carolus Rex was an absolute badass, thus swearing no oath to anyone bescause he thought his power was divine.
*"INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED!"*
*Girl proceeds to get a worried look on her face*
She realized she would never be as funny as Alexa.
Alexa just called Operation Barbarossa a joke, and I couldn’t be more happy
@Joe I mean, people joke about it all the time because it’s yet another failed attempt to to invade Russia, due to weather and bad supply lines...
Alec McCready Honestly considering how outnumbered the Germans were all the way through and under supplied and the Fact if the Soviets attacked themselves a day earlier. The Germans did rather well. The Soviets were preparing for their own conquest of all of Europe starting with the Nazi Occupied parts. The thing is the Germans attacked first and the offensively geared Soviet army was not prepared to fight a defensive war.
@@Bluesonofman It sounds smart but you left out one detail, its fucking cold in Russia
I would buy this, if it answered everything by playing sabaton
If that was my alarm, every time I explain my dreams to someone I can end it with AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
"Play Swedish Pagans"
"no"
Underrated
Wings of glory
Understandable, *play swedish pagans*
@@facemcshooty6602 * *Plays Hedningarna* *
Hahahahahahah
Alexa tell me a joke: Zulus attack
YeetMister Trey xDDDD
Isreal crushed that futile atampt
Fight back to back
@@morpheus5929 CONTROL JERUSALEMMMMMM
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
That Red Baron one was actually pretty good
Philipp Müller-Litz also the White death
*HIGHER, KING OF THE SKY*
@@usswestvirginiabb-48 *HE'S FLYING TOO FAST AND HE'S FLYING TOO HIGH*
HIGHER. EYE FOR AN EYE
@@majex111 *THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIIIIIIE!!!*
I love how it said *badass riff* in the subtitles when winged hussars came on
Ok that would be a worth a privacy invasion by amazon not gonna lie.
1:58 The most complex and most Sabaton way of saying it's Tuesday.
"Alexa how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon"
"That's the price of a mile"
That's not a tablespoon, that's a whole truck.
And the mom seemed confused too 😂
The correct answer to the question is actually 40:1
The Actual correct question-answer is: "How many privates you can send in 303 days?"
when he wakes up: Attack of the dead men
When the mom is told to die I played a little of the song there.
no
Osowiec then and again
Attack of the dead hundred men
Facing the lead once again
Hundred men charge again, die again (?)
@@laurazucchiatti8761
Осовец, смерть, трупы, яд.
В атаку шел мертвый отряд.
Они шли, что б победить.
Что мертво - то уже не убить.
@@laurazucchiatti8761 It was after that. At 1:03
"Alexa, what time is it?"
"TIME TO DIE!"
Transforms into the terminator and kills the family.
*The Nazis: Hmm*
Wolfenstein Nazis: hehe
*with dull shovel
*plays AT A LOUD SOUND THAT COULD DESTROY YOUR EAR DRUMS*
Im your 600th like...
"Alexa what day is it?"
"6TH OF JUNE, 1944"
this part killed me
"Alexa, where is the party?"
"WE MEET AT MIDWAY!"
“Alexa what do you do?”
“KILL FIGHT DIE, THAT’S WHAT SOLDIERS SHOULD DO”
Omg best part
Epicardo
that song makes me want to fight people, but also die doing it.
Tachanka UwU Our Lord and Savior Tachanka is here! I’m not worthy
Top of the game, earning their name, they were the devil dogs!
That’s what a soldier should do*
"Alexa tell me a joke"
Alexa: into the motherland the German army marched
I guess Alexa is communist
It really was a joke. Citadel was doomed to fail because the attacking Germans were outnumbered and the Soviets were aware of the impending attack, down to the minute of the assault. It was basically ramming Army Groups South and Center into a brick wall headfirst.
@@PhoenixT70 They were unprepared though, sure they prepared fast after that, but a huge portion of the soviet planes were destroyed within minutes
@@itsguzzy Umm, no. They were very prepared. In fact, the Soviets fired the first shots of the battle, launching a barrage of the German lines at the exact hour the Germans were to step off, delaying the attack by a little over an hour and taking the German momentum before they even started. They also massed hundreds of tanks and thousands of artillery tubes in the months leading up to the battle in preparation, to say nothing of the anti-tank ditches, trench lines, and minefields laid in the same stretch of time. Sure, a bunch of Soviet planes were shot down; so what? German fighters like the FW-190 were superior on a tactical scale to Soviet Yaks and MiGs, but the Soviets were making more of them, and could afford to lose on ratios in excess of 4:1 if they had to, if not more. Besides, the air war has little bearing here, since the Germans lost air superiority over Kursk in about ten minutes. The battle was fought on the ground between men and tanks, where the Germans lacked the numbers advantage from the start. That is what matters here; numbers. Not quality, which is at best debatable; quantity. The Russians had an endless sea of manpower and armor, where the German pool could only dwindle.
@@itsguzzy www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/3223834/Stalin-planned-to-send-a-million-troops-to-stop-Hitler-if-Britain-and-France-agreed-pact.html
That’s cold
"Alexa, where am i?"
"You're in the bullet's way!"
Normandy, state of anarchy.
"Alexa where am i?"
"Fields of Verdun! And the battle has begun!"
"naaahh shiiieee-"
*Nearby artillery bomb exploding*
"Alexa, where am I?"
"MIDWAY!"
I am ur 150th like
@@weplayshit1849 You were the 149th actually. I am 150th now, muahahahaha.
"Alexa, what is new today?"
"Today we are brothers, at night we are friends"
Alexa, what's the weather today?
*A Christmas has arrived and the snow turns the ground white*
Alexa call grandma “FOR THE GRACE AND THE MIGHT OF THE LORD!”
"Alexa tell me a joke"
Alexa: "Into the Motherland the German Army marched!"
I'm dying
So are the Germans.
@@punbug4721 oof
Cold joke served on a cold plate
Same.
@@jokerarjuna8378 Germans were pretty cold too ngl
"How tall is Mount Everest?"
Imagine putting "To Hell and Back" there
You’re not wrong, I imagine clinging to the summit would be going to hell
Ah so 12 ft.
the mother: "alexa, what time is it?"
alexa: "time to die"
me: *almost split my noodles"
🤣🤣🤣
Alexa was talking about the noodles when you were eating them
"Alexa what time is it"
" TIME TO DIE"
THAT KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So did simo Hayha
“Alexa how tall is Mount Everest”
“HIGHER THE KING OF THE SKIES”
Winged Hussars as a alarm would be great in the morning
Why not also "You're In The Army Now?"
I use the Coat of Arms
Nah, Nuclear Attack is best as alarm. Gets you wide awake in a flash.
5 days, and you will hate any song as your alarm, thrust me, i ruined Camuflage by this :D :D
@@Medved-bl3rn I used for quite some time and still enjoy it
"Alexa what is the most popular battle in history"
"FIELDS OF VERDUN!!!!"
And the battle carries on
MIDWAY! WE'LL MEET AT MIDWAY! NAVAL WARR!!
Nowhere to run father and son, followed one by one.
Osowiec then and again
Attack of the dead, hundred men
Fresh from moscow, over Volga came to comrades aid
"Warsaw, RISE!" As a morning Alarm could have worked too
Crack of the lightning splitting the ground
Thunder is sounding, artillery pounding
@@3mir420 Wrath of the Nazis cast on Bastogne, facing their forces alone!
"Alexa, what time is it?"
*"TIME TO DIE"*
Mother: “What time is it?”
Sabaton Alexa: “TIME TO DIE.”
"Alexia how tall is Mt Everest"
"A MILE"
Man mt everest really went down in size
@@peanutrecord6989 HIGHER
Alexa, how's the War in Ukraine currently going?
*Young men are dying,*
*They pay the price*
*Oh, how they suffer*
IT IS A METAL MACHIIIINE
I have never understood why that songs exists. "COME TOUCH MY METAL MACHINE" no that's illegal
IT'S CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT AND HE'S BARKING AT THE MOON
@@Martin-vy7mm it's just Joakim singing about his balls lol
@@hendrikkiefer3325 yeah but why? Makes me laugh but it's the same guy who sings final solution.
@@Martin-vy7mm he's the same guy that sing all of their songs not just final solution
As a Sabaton fan⚔
And
A Spaceforce meme page Administrator 🛰
This really hits close to home...
"How many teaspoons are in a table spoon?"
"FIVE HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT"
- Hey, Sabaton. Who is a "Iron chancellor"?
- *KING OF THE OCEAN, HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS!!!*
Missed "prepare for nuclear attack" for the news.
Yeah me two to be honest
I didn't expect it but it's perfect and now I'm disappointed because it's not in the video
polish man's starter pack: 40:1, uprising, winged hussars, adidas, kiełbasa, inmate 4859 etc
I'm Polish, can Confirm.
I know 4 of those songs are there amazing
Final Solution
And Pierogi!!
whats tze german starterpack then ? well except red baron
-Alexa, what I'm should to do I'm will be captured in getto?
-We! We will resist and bite! Resist and do what's right!
-Alexa, what about Iran?
-Still disregarding demand...
-Alexa, what about traffic jam
-The road to the sity been blocked
-Alexa, what Putin think about himself
-And all, who's will stand in his way dye by God and victorious arms
-Alexa, what my gf says about next day?
-We meet at Midway!
Alexa, remind me to buy some milk
*Nobody knows, that you left for good*
2 years old but still legendary.
"alexa, how tall is mount everest?"
" *HIGHERRRRR* "
lost my shit ngl. this video is gold
"Alexa what time is it?"
*TiME tO dIE*
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Alexa , play some rock music
"FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD!!"
I can't stop laugh of this video!
This video is damn good!
"Alexa, what do you do?"
"Kill fight die"
"Awesome!"
Who knew 500,000 tea spoons was a tablespoon
Some nice additions:
-Alexa, hows the weather tomorrow?
-Blizzard reigned the ground were chosen
Snow was deep and hell were frozen
-That's bad, any weather warnings?
- Snipers move unseen in snowfall
-Alexa, did I had to remember something?
- Oh, we remember
We remember, we remember!
Shout! Lauri Törni’s name
We remember, in September, when the winged hussars arrived
Oh yes I would love the lauri torni one. Soldier of 3 armies is my favourite sabaton song
I died reading "Snipers move unseen in the snowfall", imagine if that was a real forecast....
Me: Alexa, give me a eulogy
Alexa: 🎵 *oh mothers wipe your tears, your sons will rest a million years* 🎵
-Alexa, hows the weather tomorrow?
ENDURE! Six days of rain! :D
"Alexa give me my flash news briefing"
NOW YOU REMEMBER WHAT THE DRAFT MAN SAID
NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY BUT STAY IN BED, YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW
Ohh oh ohh your in the army, now
*Drums*
You'll be the hero of the neighbourhood, nobody knows that you left for good your in the army now
now
Ohh ohh oh you're in the army, now
Awwww totally forgot sabaton made a cover of this song (which also sounds pretty awesome)
"Alexa play my dance mix"
*plays to hell and back*
Well that girl has a good taste
To hell and back is great to dance on xd
intro of "to hell and back" is good dance music
@@AlexGNR I can imagine dance to a song like this - especially from their concert in Atwerpen.
"6th of June 1944!"
*artillery shell crashes through window*
"Alexa, what day is it?"
"6TH OF JUNE, 1944"
me: Alexa, pray with me
Alexa: I was chosen by heaven
Say my name when you pray
To the skies
See Carolus rise
With the lord my protector
Make them bow to my will
To the skies
See Carolus rise
"Alexa what day is it"
*SIXTH OF JUNE*
"Thanks"
Fun fact: 6th of june 1944 commonly known as operation overlord/D-day WAS a saturday so he HAS to get up
"Alexa definatly helps them wake up"
*WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED*
"You don't turn it on, It can always hear you" is unironically terrifying, since at home you're gonna be saying some private stuff and I'm supposed to believe a company won't record it just cuz they say they won't, in a world where information is money?
What time is it?
"time to die"
Burst out in laughing 😂
I actually woke up to Winged Hussars one time because someone on camp had it as an alarm clock!
Frisian Warrior Ah, truly a man of culture ☺️
For my upcoming camp with the rowing club I think I am gonna set it as alarm for the sakes of it LMAO
My alarm is Midway, but I consider changing it after seeing this video :D
"How many teaspoons in a tablespoon?"
*-WHATS THE PRICE OF A MILE!!!*
What's the price of a mile*
เนติธร 25 That would be 30:1
Alexa, how many germs are there in mouth?
*Half a milion lives at stake*
This video is so underrated for such a masterpiece
The closed captions for the boy make this so much better! The video is amazing on its own, but that's the icing on the cake!
Add wrapping paper to the shopping list
Echo:I think not