Cell at a parent teacher meeting Cell:ok so what’s been going with my son? Principal :*starts listing off horrible things cell jr has done* and finally he told 3 students that there’s no purpose in life which caused them to commit suicide! Cell:* unfazed by it all* anything else? Principal: he called his teacher a poop head Cell: JR YOUR SO GROUNDED WHEN WE GET HOME YOU HEAR ME!
Cell Jr isn't surprising seeing how his father is a mass murderer and lives with 2 other genocidal murderers and 2 perverts. Cell Jr's kill count will exceed them all
Cell: Alright Junior, tell me the truth did you take that cookie befored bed? Cell jr.: You want the truth? Cell: Well uh... Yeah? Cell jr.: The truth is... You, I, and everyone that we know is going to die someday. This illusion that we call life is a facade to shield us from the inevitable truth that is death. We form lifelong bonds and nest together only to realize that the very flesh and our bones decay. We grow old and tattered, until we're dead and rotting in the ground. That... is a truth. Cell: ... Goku Black: I like this kid.
@@TrueBlueMajikDewd that'd be the only reason he'd try to bond with cell jr. To make him stronger. Hell, look at the relationship between goku and uub, he bonded with him at the tournament after the fight with evil buu and took him on as his student. Itd probably turn out the same for G.B. and Depressed Jimmy.
0:08 The truth is... You, I, and everyone that we know is going to die someday. This illusion we call life is a facade to shield us from the inevitable truth that is death. We form lifelong bonds and nest together only to realize that the very flesh and our bones decay. We grow old, and tattered until we're dead rotting in the ground. That is the truth.
Child services: ok so I'd like to meet the people here so I can.... Zarbon: ohhhh myyyy C.S.: UHH who are u Zarbon: do u rlly wanna kno C.S: well why else would I ask *Zarbon music plays* Zarbon:take a guess C.S: uhhh cell I can see why this boy might have small issues Roshi: SMALL??! Sir with all do disrespect. I'd like to see u live under the same roof as Goku black. Zarbon isn't the worst
Cell: Alright Junior tell me the truth. Did you take that cookie before bed? Junior: You want the truth? Cell: Well, ugh, yeah? Junior: The truth is you, I and everyone that we know is going to die someday. This illusion that we call life is a facade to shield us from the inevitable truth that is death. We form lifelong bonds and nest together to only realize the very flesh of our bones decay. We grow old and tattered until we dead and rotten in the ground. That is the truth. *awkward silence* Goku Black: I like this kid.
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Cell Reads Depressed Jimmy a bedtime story.
DevilArtemis this is so funny lol
Ohhh my!!
@@mannycampos6885Frizea: CELL! ITS CELL JR DAMN IT.
Cell it's cell Jr
I missed out on seeing you at comicon unless you were there on Saturday
“I like this kid.”
-Goku Black
Hahahahahahahahhahaha aahhh best scene
Zarbon: Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
I had a feeling he was gonna say that.
"Ahh Jesus Christ would you stop doing that!!"
-Perfect Cell
JayJayAG me too
“STOP BREAKDANCING ON MY FINE CHINA!” 😂😂
420 likes...get Cell and the Perfect Blunt 😏😤
"When life gives you lemons... You drink bleach... It works every time." - Cell. Jr 2018 😂
Kush Muffinz when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then you find the man who’s life has given him vodka, and have a party.
He's not wrong
Man when he said that I thought of fanfics.. Lol
Relatable
Technically he can because of Cell's regeneration ability
he smiled for a second...then Zarbon turned on the music... xD
he was happy his dad said i love you lol
OoooooHhhhh my
Cell jr: *thinking a bunch of ways to commit suicide or get out of the house*
I would be depressed too 😂
Poor junior
Well Cell Jr. Becomes the most relatable character in the show
Life is a rapist who likes to fuck us all in the end....
Son Goku the assasin I said something similar on the first video cell jr arrived, I reckon he was inspired by depressed Gohan
🤐 cell never seen it again
Lmao I have a goku animation using this exact picture on my fb 😂
Happily-challenged Jimmy*
When your son knows more about life than you
*death
Lol
Life is a rapist who likes to fuck us all in the end....
@@kaledevastator7397 No,no,moo
God I hope not if I have a son one day 😂😂
2:31 "You can't stop the action that is Big Di** Fridays."
- Zarbon
😂😂😂
*OOOOOOHHHH*
Why the hell are you on the table GET DOWN
Cooler Channel *PARTY TIME BITCHS*
GODDAMN IT ROSHI STOP BREAK DANCING ON MY FINE CHINA
@@valentinestudio6341 everyone stop the police are here
Cell jr explanation in the beginning Cell’s reaction classic lmao more more
That....is the truth
@@kaledevastator7397 I like this kid
You and daitomodachi need to crossover. Sad gohan and sad cell jr have a pity party.
I said that last vid, not sarcastic, good heart boi
Cell Jr. Is just like his grandfather gohan
Cory Watson brilliance
I didn't know u had so much clout on RUclips bro 😂😂
Yes,yes we need that
Cell jr: and that is the truth
Black: I like this kid
Cell at a parent teacher meeting
Cell:ok so what’s been going with my son?
Principal :*starts listing off horrible things cell jr has done* and finally he told 3 students that there’s no purpose in life which caused them to commit suicide!
Cell:* unfazed by it all* anything else?
Principal: he called his teacher a poop head
Cell: JR YOUR SO GROUNDED WHEN WE GET HOME YOU HEAR ME!
Cell:Jr, you could have thought of way better insults than that
Jr: The question is if I give a fuck
Cell: Alright, Junior, I'm taking you to some roasting classes.
Jr: no
Jokes on you i dont care dad...
Cell: I love you son.
'Cell Jr. begins to smile.'
'Roommates begin hijinks.'
'Smile disappears'
Jeez Artemis, this is kinda depressing.
2:58 Joe Swanson's met the Super Friends. Now he has a crippled soul too.
The moment was ruined by Zarbon -_-''
Cell should've blasted Zarbon for that
Well who else but zarbon
@@VantasticJackson naw he'll probably enjoy the feeling
@@pumpdaddyl2001 dang it, you're right
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
Cell is still a better father than Goku. Must be those Vegeta cells kicking in.
Don't forget Piccolo!
@@ExplosivePeeps oh yeah fair point. Big Green is the best father
mostly piccolo
Jokes on you...i hate myself no matter what...
Dominique Mitchell Jokes on you piccolos not actually a father
I LOVE THIS SHOW
YAAAAAAYYY
You need shaggy in this for 1 episode it would be great (just suggestions) SUGGESTION BOX IS OFFICIALLY OPEN THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN HEARTED
I'd love an episode where Cell Jr. goes to school with Kid Goten and Kid Trunks lol.
OHHHH MYYYYYYYY
I LOVE THIS SHOWWWW😂😂😂😂😂🤣
SAME
Bruh Joe Swanson would be funny af on here!
Cell Jr isn't surprising seeing how his father is a mass murderer and lives with 2 other genocidal murderers and 2 perverts. Cell Jr's kill count will exceed them all
Combined.
He'd have to give a damn enough to bother getting up first.
Not if he kills himself first
whyd you add zarbon twice and forget roshi
I love the fact cell has now a kid, it’s the greatest thing ever.
Cell Jr reminds me of Emo Gohan from that SFM youtuber.😂
Lol
Lord Cooler you mean daitomodachi
@@harkaouialaaeddine6818 Yep
There should be a crossover between those two!
I was just thinking this! Maybe DevilArtemis use that as inspiration for Cell Jr.
Goku Black: I like this kid 😂
XD
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FBI OPEN UP
LOL THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!!!
Cell: When life gives you lemons...
Cell Jr.: You drink bleach it works every time
Cell "When life gives you lemons..."
Cell jr "You drink bleach"
LMAO!!!
Cell jr and teen Gohan would get along Perfectly
The emo Gohan and depressed Jimmy bffs
rlly perfectly
because u know perfect cell
Well, he might have gotten it after his grandpa.
No Gohan most likely will kill him.
Cell the most relatable DBZ villian.
It was sweet that Cell decided to read Cell Jr a bedtime story
Cell Jr. Is basically Goku Black before he coped with depressive nihilism.
Man, Cell Jr. Tellin it how it is
"When life gives you lemons, drink bleach" lmao
"It works every time"
@@thomas-stilinski8149 " I like this kid" - Goku Black
Cell: Alright Junior, tell me the truth did you take that cookie befored bed?
Cell jr.: You want the truth?
Cell: Well uh... Yeah?
Cell jr.: The truth is... You, I, and everyone that we know is going to die someday. This illusion that we call life is a facade to shield us from the inevitable truth that is death. We form lifelong bonds and nest together only to realize that the very flesh and our bones decay. We grow old and tattered, until we're dead and rotting in the ground. That... is a truth.
Cell: ...
Goku Black: I like this kid.
I was looking for this comment lol
Where dem early bois at
Also was that Joe from Family Guy at the end
Here
You already know
im an early BIG boy
Yep
We need to have him guest star in a future episode.
I wish every cop was like the one at the end XD
IceeColdBoy 31 that was Joe Swanson
“Hehehh PARTY TIME BITCHESS‼️😂” ~Break dancing roshii October 9th, 2018
Depressed Jimmy is way darker than goku black's Ki XD
Zarbon wrecking the house just as hard as his meat 😂
You should do one were perfect cell talks about When he was imperfect
Is cell gonna get jealous when goku black bonds with cell jr
Or the Goku in him just won't care and wants to fight strong guys.
Oh so piccolo and Gohan but cell Jr and Goku black
@@TrueBlueMajikDewd that'd be the only reason he'd try to bond with cell jr. To make him stronger. Hell, look at the relationship between goku and uub, he bonded with him at the tournament after the fight with evil buu and took him on as his student. Itd probably turn out the same for G.B. and Depressed Jimmy.
"you can't stop the action that is big dick Friday!" omg zarbon you killed that moment and made me laugh my ass off😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cell jr more edgy than Trunks sword when he slid it up Frieza’s cheeks
Edit: no homo tho
'-'
But Trunks sliced downwards when he killed Mecha Frieza.
@@NobleS1236 woosh
Zarbon: That’s not the only thing that slip up his cheeks, OOOOHHHH!
Austin Antoniou Actually it’s a ssj9k reference but close
0:08 The truth is... You, I, and everyone that we know is going to die someday. This illusion we call life is a facade to shield us from the inevitable truth that is death. We form lifelong bonds and nest together only to realize that the very flesh and our bones decay. We grow old, and tattered until we're dead rotting in the ground. That is the truth.
I love how Goku black just appears out of nowhere
I knowwwww 😂😂😂😂😂
Why does he keep doing that tho i wonder........
‘I’d like to address a complaint that this party doesn’t have enough BITCHES’ Joe is my kinda party man
LMAO! Dying @ 1:12 - DevilArtemis' version of the Ugly Duckling bedtime story.
Why is Joe Swanson at the front door
That's Brock from the Yo Momma Jokes channel
Live4Fly the Zerk it’s Brody
A 3 minute animation?! Wow 3 times longer than usual! Artemis Grinding 🙌🏾
You should see my last video, it was 30min long lmfao
DevilArtemis
But that wasn’t an animation 😂
wassup +DevilArtemis
1:30 Jesus tapdancing goddamn Christ that caught me off-guard.
0:12
......
Damn got me thinking XD
Depressed Jim-er Cell jr REALLY needs to see a therapist.
*the rapist called Life*
He'd probably make the therapist commit suicide from depression.😂🤣
Yeah there has to be a good therapist for Depressed Jimmy.
2:19 that look of hope, 2:24 unfortunately its overshadowed by this huge amount of disappointment
Cell Junior's little smile made my night!
Man Cell jr. is happily challenged
I love every part of Cell Jr's personallity, such a great character. Every sentence he speaks makes me laugh my head off
So we’re keeping Cell Jr? Yay
FOR A VERY FIRST TIME. . . .
*D E P R E S S E D J I M - I M E A N C E L L J R . S M I L E S*
until everyone outside of his room ruined his moment 😂
No idea whats he complaining about, sounds to me like the perfect family.
I am what i am and that's all that i am, i am what i am I'm a hooligan!
3:28 Love how there were no outro, just Cell Jr just with a sad smile.
Just loved how he started smiling for the first time and it immediately fadded away
Child services: ok so I'd like to meet the people here so I can....
Zarbon: ohhhh myyyy
C.S.: UHH who are u
Zarbon: do u rlly wanna kno
C.S: well why else would I ask
*Zarbon music plays*
Zarbon:take a guess
C.S: uhhh cell I can see why this boy might have small issues
Roshi: SMALL??! Sir with all do disrespect. I'd like to see u live under the same roof as Goku black. Zarbon isn't the worst
"Never, you can't stop the action that is big dick Friday! OOOOOOHHHHH!!"
I told you goku Black have an very high interest in cell jr😂😂
You can’t stop the action that is big **** fridays!!
"When life gives you lemons...You drink bleach...It works every time." lol.
Jason Mays now with a new citrusy flavor!
He smiled..... 2:21
Little does Cell Jr know that he doesn't age and can live forever. Lol
Cell : now get to bed you will hate yourself if you sleep late
Cell jr: jokes on you i already hate myself no matter what
"I like this kid"
Hah lol
Was that police officer was Joe from family guy
Yes
Definitely
This is the best cant stop laughing
Figured Black would like him.
When life give you lemons, Squeeze it in your eyes.
Just remember,that I love you son.
Like Father like Son. 😂
Goku Black: I like this kid.
Me: Sure you do.
DAMN IT ZARBON YOU RUINED JUNIORS ONE TIME OF BEING HAPPY
0:04 Love ya Artemis keep up the work.
Don't worry, Cell Jr. Things will get better for you... I hope.
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON THE TABLE, GET DOWN???!!!!!!!
LMFAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂
When did Cell Jr become me? 🤔
I am You and when did you become me
Now
@@jenneymcguire5067 Well fuck, got me there 😂
Since he came out of Cells ass.
His acting similar to daitomodachi Gohan
Cell Jr is depressed as fuck
I like how he smiled for like 2 seconds and zarbon and everyone ruined everything😂😂😂
This series is getting better and better as it goes along.
I wonder who can do more voices, Artemis or SSJ? 🤔
Artemis is the best.
Artemis easily
SSJ jk artemis
Damn that ugly duckling story ending
3:03 Top 10 Anime Zoom In’s
Oh my god... it's my younger self😂.
With cell Jr here it's like two in a half men
These videos just keep getting better and better KEEP IT UP LMFAOOOO
Who clicked on the video when it poped up XD
Oh I absolutely love these little episodes they are hilarious .keep up the good work !
Depressed Jimmy should play Persona 3
You mean cell jr
God damn artemis this is such a hell of a video man! This so great keep it up buddy you're awesome
"I like this kid"
Black, don't encourage him xD
This is the only show worth watching on RUclips. Can't wait for the next episode.
Hey. You can't say that Cell doesn't love his kid.
I love the ending and Jr’s smile slowly fades as he hears the shit going on in the house. Poor kid.
I wanna see Cell vs Terminator as the next episode of Cell vs
Cell: Alright Junior tell me the truth. Did you take that cookie before bed?
Junior: You want the truth?
Cell: Well, ugh, yeah?
Junior: The truth is you, I and everyone that we know is going to die someday. This illusion that we call life is a facade to shield us from the inevitable truth that is death. We form lifelong bonds and nest together to only realize the very flesh of our bones decay. We grow old and tattered until we dead and rotten in the ground. That is the truth.
*awkward silence*
Goku Black: I like this kid.
Ive been looking for this comment
Lol
Took you a year to find this?
@@Daredian247 no actually i just watched this video
@@vvsux well at least u didn't watched this a year ago
my life in a nutshell
XD
•○●
Do you live with zarbon?
And that was the one and only time Depressed Jimmy smiled, for like 2 seconds