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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @user-bv3gw4zp3y
    @user-bv3gw4zp3y 5 лет назад +896

    “Bwaaah I will eat your children thank you.”
    - Wade 2019

    • @1verdura
      @1verdura 5 лет назад +2

      Zachary Moore I am watching the video for the first time and as soon as I saw your comment Wade said it

    • @hannathompson4376
      @hannathompson4376 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

  • @unknownexe-ip9sb
    @unknownexe-ip9sb 5 лет назад +684

    Me: *sees new uno video *
    Me: Oh, a new episode of "Everyone hates Wade"!

    • @josh1216
      @josh1216 5 лет назад +41

      Uno is "The Bot Hates Wade", "Everyone Hates Wade" is Monopoly. (Which they should play again soon...)

    • @jamiebroughton3310
      @jamiebroughton3310 5 лет назад +7

      Much approve

    • @ellotheregovna401
      @ellotheregovna401 4 года назад +4

      “everyone hates wade” and “wade hates everyone”

  • @solarcupid2583
    @solarcupid2583 5 лет назад +39

    This episode was just another one of Wade loosing his mind, Mark and Bob just being casual, and the bot just doing its own thing

  • @dorenzahid5244
    @dorenzahid5244 4 года назад +92

    10:56 when you know the enemy is going to win but you let them win to beat another enemy

  • @heyitz_delaney3451
    @heyitz_delaney3451 5 лет назад +25

    “Bwaaah, I will eat your children.”
    -*Wade 2019*
    Edit: I just realized that several other people did the same exact thing I did. I thought I was special.😂

    • @justthetruth999
      @justthetruth999 5 лет назад

      You are special because you great and funny ideas. Even if others didn't and you didn't know, it still makes your idea pretty unique. Have a good DAY! 😀

  • @Redbomb_722
    @Redbomb_722 Год назад +2

    23:44 the Saga begins

  • @32carebears
    @32carebears 5 лет назад +566

    It’s Wade’s fault because he decided to play UNO. He knows what happens when he plays UNO.

  • @OleanderFaye
    @OleanderFaye 4 года назад +6338

    the funniest part is that mark knew exactly what he was doing when he played the reverse. he's just an agent of chaos

    • @PoeticLizard
      @PoeticLizard 3 года назад +126

      That’s the best kind of agent

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 2 года назад +9

      @marcoscolga24 ?

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 2 года назад +10

      @marcoscolga24 Markiplier has content though?? What are you on about? lmao

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 2 года назад +39

      @marcoscolga24 Ooooooh. Wait hold on.
      I just reread your comments, and Now I completely get it.
      My apologies. XD

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 года назад +8

      And of not letting Wade win

  • @codybrown3467
    @codybrown3467 5 лет назад +1504

    How It Was Wade's Fault: An Overview
    1.) Because it's always Wade's fault.
    2.)See point 1

    • @klept0manic271
      @klept0manic271 5 лет назад +48

      You need to be an author

    • @winsomni
      @winsomni 5 лет назад +37

      3.) See point 2
      4.) See point 3
      AND SO ON WE CAN HAVE AN ENTIRE BOOK OF REASONS FOLLOWING THIS METHOD!

    • @ZifticOTN
      @ZifticOTN 5 лет назад +21

      5.) see point 4
      6.) see point 5
      7.) see point 6

    • @theresagriffin4062
      @theresagriffin4062 4 года назад +11

      8.) see point 7
      9.) see point 8
      10.) see point 9
      11.) see point 10

    • @vvw6384
      @vvw6384 4 года назад +11

      12.)See point 11
      13.)See point 12
      14.)See point 13
      15.)See point 14

  • @evantheboss9202
    @evantheboss9202 5 лет назад +4320

    "My pinky has been tingling for 4 straight days"
    "Go see a doctor!"
    "I'm busy!"
    Wade is a whole mood XD

    • @lynroradestler9499
      @lynroradestler9499 5 лет назад +143

      My dad did the same thing. He broke his pinky finger and he had a medical friend that said the finger would never work again. He needed that finger to do his job, so everyday he would re-break his finger. The pinky to this day looks like a zig zag, but it works.

    • @rileydavis5624
      @rileydavis5624 5 лет назад +55

      Kaitlyn Prime your dad is a legend

    • @linhfphung7867
      @linhfphung7867 5 лет назад +32

      ....he had to rebreak it everyday? Not jist once to get it right?

    • @Ekairah
      @Ekairah 5 лет назад +23

      @@lynroradestler9499 that must look pretty wack

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian 5 лет назад +28

      @@linhfphung7867 no basically his finger kept breaking because he kept using the finger

  • @potato1674
    @potato1674 5 лет назад +3164

    Bob: ,,Please, do not let the Bot be Barbara"
    Wade: *War flashbacks*
    I love this Series

  • @Hydra2054
    @Hydra2054 3 года назад +3442

    35:00 "you guys ever had a finger go numb for like four straight days?" What's scary is that he breaks his hand in the next episode and this quote foreshadowed it

    • @toebeanz4226
      @toebeanz4226 3 года назад +223

      It was the other hand that he broke which makes it even worse 😂

    • @podge8238
      @podge8238 2 года назад +81

      @@toebeanz4226 he dislocated it not broke it

    • @_.-Skitterbug-._
      @_.-Skitterbug-._ Год назад +95

      @@podge8238 "OOWWWH MY GOD MY WRIST POPPED. I DISLOCATED MY HAND!!!!!!! IT POPPED BACK IN PLACE... holy fuck that hurt-"

    • @sacredgamer420
      @sacredgamer420 Год назад

      Stooopid man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality Год назад +13

      Dislocation is not the same as breaking.

  • @No-bg6hz
    @No-bg6hz 5 лет назад +3783

    Mark: wE’Re aLL iN ThiS tOgETheR
    Mark: *starts a completely new song*
    Mark: t0 dEfEat THe hUnnNsSSs

  • @ItsTheBard
    @ItsTheBard 5 лет назад +6830

    It’s Barbara in disguise! *B w a a a h r b a r a*

  • @flynnnolen1067
    @flynnnolen1067 5 лет назад +5990

    Mark: *starts singing High School Musical*
    Also Mark: *somehow ends up singing Mulan*

    • @adamr.2205
      @adamr.2205 4 года назад +495

      @@shayes7297
      w e ' r e a l l i n t h i s t o g e t h e r
      *T O D E F E A T T H E H U N S*

    • @spicyrhino8918
      @spicyrhino8918 4 года назад +79

      I need to make that my ringtone, I forgot that happened and I did a spit take xD

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 4 года назад +135

      I, for some reason, always think that they are the same song and unironicly sing that phrase cause I keep forgetting that they’re two different songs lol.

    • @Vorrupted
      @Vorrupted 4 года назад +24

      Flynn Nolen 7:16

    • @jaynighwolf7585
      @jaynighwolf7585 4 года назад +16

      I think he made the communist version

  • @seahors377
    @seahors377 4 года назад +476

    The whole "French Horse" bit was the highlight of this video. I literally laughed so hard, I got a headache 😂

    • @viab.5040
      @viab.5040 3 года назад +24

      Honestly I’m surprised there’s not more French Horse bit comments. It’s honestly my favorite ever.

    • @seahors377
      @seahors377 3 года назад +5

      @@viab.5040 it's my favorite ever, too!!

  • @CitrusFinn
    @CitrusFinn 5 лет назад +5600

    Here's my breakdown:
    It's Wade's fault because it's always Wade's fault.

    • @hydrasalesman9629
      @hydrasalesman9629 5 лет назад +29

      Brother

    • @Esabelle
      @Esabelle 5 лет назад +67

      I'll bet Markiplier would vouch for that statement 😂

    • @rileydavis5624
      @rileydavis5624 5 лет назад +6

      Lauranges that checks out

    • @CitrusFinn
      @CitrusFinn 5 лет назад +8

      @@hydrasalesman9629 Henlö Bröther

    • @Sandrasaki800
      @Sandrasaki800 3 года назад +35

      *THIS IS FCKING BARBARA'S FAULT*

  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 5 лет назад +445

    Doesn't matter if it's not Barbara, Wade has a problem with any bot lmaoo

    • @Ashley80005
      @Ashley80005 5 лет назад +9

      anoja31 Noooo....He really hates Barbara, trust me.😂

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 лет назад +13

      Bwah and mark immediately started screwing him over, and he surprisingly didn't scream immediately.
      Weird choice of words but I'm sticking to it

    • @badasscrusader
      @badasscrusader 5 лет назад +6

      its probably just Barbra in disguise

    • @alexanderelderhorst2107
      @alexanderelderhorst2107 5 лет назад +3

      I mean he's a bot so he knows it's a 50/50 against the bot, meaning he easily gets humiliated by them. Makes perfect sense.

    • @bloodlobster
      @bloodlobster 5 лет назад +2

      @Evelynn Brannon lmao

  • @suklachakma4237
    @suklachakma4237 5 лет назад +546

    Now whenever I see an uno video from mark, all I can hear wade screaming "BARBARA"

  • @eeveeboi7174
    @eeveeboi7174 4 года назад +2205

    nobody:
    wade: Y O M A M A S S W E E T A S S

    • @didograce3531
      @didograce3531 3 года назад +30

      So underrated, I need a clip of that on repeat

    • @zoenelson3340
      @zoenelson3340 3 года назад +29

      @@didograce3531 youtube added a clip thing where you can share just a specific part of the video, ive never actually used it but maybe it could work for just having a short part of it? I'm not sure how it works tbh

    • @MarksBigOlHam
      @MarksBigOlHam 3 года назад +37

      Y O M A M A S S W E E T A Y U S S

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 года назад +15

      Wade: EEEEEEEE
      Wade: wait hold on
      Wade: *EEeEeEeEeeEeEEeeEeeEeeeE*

  • @ironencepersonal9634
    @ironencepersonal9634 5 лет назад +688

    "I'm not an angry person"
    ...
    *Literally has a video on his channel called "Markiplier's RAGE Compilation"*

    • @unicorndeath9966
      @unicorndeath9966 5 лет назад +6

      He's a Cancer. Very emotional. Won't share emotions so they come out in.... Other ways.

    • @catalina1325
      @catalina1325 5 лет назад +3

      @@unicorndeath9966 im a cancer, that is super true

    • @AzethK
      @AzethK 5 лет назад +2

      @@unicorndeath9966 You know that month of birth doesn't mean jack about a person's personality right? This whole stuff is full of generic human traits...

    • @aleksasinovic9432
      @aleksasinovic9432 5 лет назад

      @@AzethK well it actually can be and it is proven by sience

    • @unicorndeath9966
      @unicorndeath9966 5 лет назад

      @@AzethK true but no one can be sure it has no effect whatsoever on who you are as a person. There's no proof it doesn't or does. I chose to believe that it does and it's just fun to see what the zodiac says about you. (But also, Cancers be like that tho)

  • @mothvessel3893
    @mothvessel3893 5 лет назад +253

    *Wade, loading Skyrim:* “I hope I don’t get Barbara”

  • @justsomerandomcrusader7271
    @justsomerandomcrusader7271 5 лет назад +888

    Mark: “I am the nicest person in the world.”
    *Hovers over skip turn card*

    • @thehaikuking8680
      @thehaikuking8680 5 лет назад +12

      "I was the nicest one... and you won't even remember..." ~Richtofen/Markiplier 2019

  • @crewieaustin9201
    @crewieaustin9201 Год назад +662

    10:50 This part is still a golden after 3 years.

    • @mosesagu
      @mosesagu Год назад

      Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on....

    • @Person7503
      @Person7503 Год назад +18

      @@mosesagu Bro forgot how the scam goes 💀🗿

    • @AHhHhh_1
      @AHhHhh_1 Год назад +5

      13:37 bookmark

    • @Orioooon64
      @Orioooon64 7 месяцев назад +5

      No bc mark had so many chances to play his 7’s and steal the card 😭

    • @theblue_boi8848
      @theblue_boi8848 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Orioooon64 I believe he did it to piss Wade off 😂

  • @matraxialartemis1674
    @matraxialartemis1674 5 лет назад +1002

    2016: Four friends are playing together happily and in agony
    2019: Three friends that are getting old are playing together in a very salty and cursing each other

    • @The-Average-Noob
      @The-Average-Noob 5 лет назад +19

      In a vary salty...

    • @ognichipezo5059
      @ognichipezo5059 5 лет назад +20

      I wish here sill was 4 friends

    • @lemonjinxxy
      @lemonjinxxy 5 лет назад +30

      @Blue Mustard Jack is a business buddy now. He'll be back, no doubt.

    • @tjknight
      @tjknight 5 лет назад +17

      So Jack was the irish brand glue this group needed?

    • @lemonjinxxy
      @lemonjinxxy 5 лет назад +21

      @@tjknight I wouldn't say so. I think they are fine without Jack. They're good with Jack as well but no harm to him, I skip things he's in because he peaks his mic too much.

  • @nononamename2643
    @nononamename2643 5 лет назад +2869

    “We’re all in this together to defeat the Huns”
    -Markiplier 2019
    Song is from Everyones favorite american teenage movie.
    “Highschool Mulan”

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 5 лет назад +1571

    “We’re all in this together. To defeat, the Huns!
    Top song of 2019

    • @JOJOSTAR69
      @JOJOSTAR69 5 лет назад +43

      yes. a mashup between High school musical and Mulan XDDDDDDD

    • @alexsantoro597
      @alexsantoro597 5 лет назад +11

      LoneWolf CreativeGaming I’m getting flashbacks to when he and Matthias collabed lmao

    • @Pickle-ko9pc
      @Pickle-ko9pc 5 лет назад +7

      Buy it on itunes in august 2019

    • @arishimada1270
      @arishimada1270 5 лет назад +3

      jusst watch that yesterday

    • @emiranda2491
      @emiranda2491 5 лет назад +11

      🎵You're the maddest grunt, I have ever met! But you can bet...before we're through🎵
      🎵Wade, I'll.....make a man....out of youuuuuu...🎵

  • @godfatheralexander
    @godfatheralexander 3 года назад +2835

    Mark didn't play Rayman origins nor legends but still knows the characters wow-

    • @Yourheart-4me
      @Yourheart-4me 3 года назад +92

      I just noticed that you liked your own comment.
      *I don't know why my brain said that...*

    • @keithpomorin1167
      @keithpomorin1167 3 года назад +189

      He could have played the game off camera

    • @Johnrun3
      @Johnrun3 3 года назад +94

      Well maybe he knows them from playin Rayman Uno?

    • @tunnookiegaming2157
      @tunnookiegaming2157 3 года назад +20

      If ur a true gamer u know all

    • @tunnookiegaming2157
      @tunnookiegaming2157 3 года назад +14

      @@Johnrun3 nah hes a true gamer

  • @unicornblaze5566
    @unicornblaze5566 5 лет назад +569

    We need a remix of the 5:00
    “ *Bob noise* ”
    “Listen-“
    “ *Confused Bob noise* ”
    “BoB-“

    • @Adam7ep
      @Adam7ep 5 лет назад +9

      That would be so funny

    • @acesnick6527
      @acesnick6527 5 лет назад +5

      Yesyesyesyes

    • @aurafireheart
      @aurafireheart 5 лет назад +4

      I was just thinking that. Hopefully it becomes a thing haha

    • @chickentiger8530
      @chickentiger8530 5 лет назад +1

      Unicorn Blaze556 it’s like he tried to answer before the question

    • @retrorebootmusic
      @retrorebootmusic 5 лет назад +2

      I'm on it

  • @HoanTraker11
    @HoanTraker11 5 лет назад +2744

    Me: sees Mark upload another UNO video
    Me: *_aw shit, here we go again._*

  • @owliviabelly
    @owliviabelly 5 лет назад +739

    Mark: “I am that smart.”
    Also Mark: _forgets about the timer in front of his face_

  • @Zenyx64
    @Zenyx64 4 месяца назад +60

    revisiting the UNO series is god damn hilarious because everything Mark and Bob are doing is just trying to piss off Wade

  • @dre...289
    @dre...289 5 лет назад +843

    somebody remix the “listen, bob,” please

  • @wowwowthing
    @wowwowthing 5 лет назад +2672

    Mark dying:
    Hey you okay Mark?
    Mark:MINT
    what
    MINT

  • @RedEyesTops
    @RedEyesTops 4 года назад +1081

    "I'm not the angry kinda person" says the person who threw a chair, broke a controller and punched a hole in the wall

    • @alexanderharrison3912
      @alexanderharrison3912 3 года назад +11

      You mean the wall in the Team Edge studio?

    • @RedEyesTops
      @RedEyesTops 3 года назад +82

      @@alexanderharrison3912 nah, the wall from the video that *definitely never happened*

    • @AntiNeon4681
      @AntiNeon4681 3 года назад +2

      @@RedEyesTops ?

    • @kennedy2594
      @kennedy2594 3 года назад +70

      @@RedEyesTops the fact that people don’t know what you’re talking about is
      actually upsetting

    • @ohmeganerd
      @ohmeganerd 3 года назад +19

      @@AntiNeon4681 you wouldn't understand

  • @HK556
    @HK556 5 лет назад +2021

    10:08
    Wade: "Mark, I just need you to be nice like i was to you"
    Mark: *destroys Wade's hopes and dreams with three cards* "I am the nicest person in the world"

    • @zarina8348
      @zarina8348 5 лет назад +20

      HKVeteran Mark: I am the nicest person in the world.

    • @luckyleo1233
      @luckyleo1233 5 лет назад +11

      10:58

    • @juubi249
      @juubi249 4 года назад +23

      Funny part is Wade claimed to give the hand to Mark originally when there was no giving involved, Mark got it because Bob played a zero

    • @rukonana1018
      @rukonana1018 4 года назад +7

      Mark did use the no-turn card instead of the 7 card

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Год назад

      @@rukonana1018 probably because his hand had another 7 and Wade would’ve stolen it back

  • @J--Dubs
    @J--Dubs 5 лет назад +2574

    Mark: "What color is it"
    Wade: "I'm not telling"
    Everyone: *gets beaten by Bwaaah because no one knew what color Bwaaah had because Wade

  • @Kitsuvet
    @Kitsuvet 5 лет назад +382

    *"Bwaaah, I will eat your Children!"* ~Wade 2019

  • @maskedfrown_6610
    @maskedfrown_6610 4 года назад +268

    10:53
    I replayed this multiple times and almost puked from laughing so much

    • @JeiVron294
      @JeiVron294 3 года назад +7

      And so did we.

    • @WRLDOfSad
      @WRLDOfSad 8 месяцев назад +1

      How'd you do that? 💀

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@WRLDOfSadThey laughed really hard and almost threw up, I'd assume

    • @WRLDOfSad
      @WRLDOfSad 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@aniyilator rip XD

  • @necros5694
    @necros5694 5 лет назад +4700

    Wade: “it’s a secret.”
    Markiplier: *changes color*
    Wade: it’s red you idiot.
    Markiplier: “how is that my fault”
    This is the wade’s fault breakdown

    • @yasminlane4157
      @yasminlane4157 5 лет назад +18

      666th comment

    • @chrishigley9776
      @chrishigley9776 4 года назад +16

      Wade ment his color was a secret bwaah had a different hand

    • @samprice3315
      @samprice3315 4 года назад +16

      @@chrishigley9776 BUT he should've told em what the bot had ;)

    • @robertwallace2478
      @robertwallace2478 4 года назад

      and that he drew the wrong card like an idiot

    • @gideonbrock4624
      @gideonbrock4624 4 года назад +1

      necros569 wow you actually broke it down

  • @evantimm2326
    @evantimm2326 5 лет назад +223

    I just realized that Mark's wearing a Who Killed Markiplier shirt

  • @dementodoc
    @dementodoc 5 лет назад +421

    "Hey remember when I used to do..things.."
    - Bob
    God that quote brung tears.

  • @j.k.-p3168
    @j.k.-p3168 2 года назад +524

    11:00 I love how Mark did that purely to get a reaction out of Wade

    • @spofman
      @spofman 10 месяцев назад +9

      the venturian pfp

  • @thestrianofficial7187
    @thestrianofficial7187 5 лет назад +591

    Mark: We're all in this together...
    Also Mark: To defeat, the huns...
    *visible confusion*

    • @xgage24
      @xgage24 5 лет назад +7

      Foreseen mashup aproaches

  • @ihampake
    @ihampake 5 лет назад +441

    Mark: *gets three 3s*
    Everyone else: Oh I have 3s too
    Mark: *Proceeds to win*

    • @XLOverkill
      @XLOverkill 5 лет назад +6

      Everyone: iHampake profile pic.

  • @Landomazing0
    @Landomazing0 5 лет назад +888

    “Bwaaah, I will eat your children!”
    -Wade 2019

    • @Tman25-
      @Tman25- 5 лет назад +1

      🍔

    • @jaretzyvasquez2218
      @jaretzyvasquez2218 5 лет назад +1

      Isn't that a little threatening??

    • @swagdragon2171
      @swagdragon2171 5 лет назад +7

      Looks like wade been playing to much borderlands 2

    • @emio2020
      @emio2020 5 лет назад +6

      I swear to god, I was reading comments and I read that right when wade said it in the vid. The timing was amazing.

    • @joeyj274
      @joeyj274 5 лет назад +1

      This reminds me of cronos

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 4 года назад +163

    14:08 Wade saying “where is it” it just amazing.

  • @RhizomeRoots
    @RhizomeRoots 5 лет назад +483

    Mark: when’s the last time we played Rabbids?
    Mark, 5 seconds later: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 лет назад +12

      More fitting for Bob tbh. "Y-You guys playing UNO over there? I wanna play too"

    • @vinyltnt3094
      @vinyltnt3094 5 лет назад +2

      Back in nam, we played uno rabbits! One of the hardest things we ever did, facing against the Bwaahs!

    • @Nightmare77_Games
      @Nightmare77_Games 5 лет назад

      I want to know more

    • @silverraxtus9622
      @silverraxtus9622 5 лет назад

      @awefawef awefawef Dis depressing...
      This IS MARKIPLIER! Not depress everybody.

  • @atael5479
    @atael5479 5 лет назад +3074

    "bob, listen."
    "bob, listen."
    "bob, listen."
    markiplier is navi confirmed.
    and it's always wade's fault.

  • @junkyardgrrrl
    @junkyardgrrrl 5 лет назад +387

    "explain why its wades fault"
    okay so. wade switchdd cards with bwaaah and gave bwaaah the red he needed to win the game. so good job WADE.

  • @erikhaugan
    @erikhaugan 4 года назад +222

    16:25 bobs joke there and Bobs French accents have been killing me. He's underrated. Bob should have the same ammount of subs as Mark or Jack by now.

    • @brianna6087
      @brianna6087 2 года назад +26

      For me it was towards the end of the bit where Bob was going "uh.. the sound of footsteps. Sorry I didn't have that one queued up" 😂😂

  • @chelsea4843
    @chelsea4843 5 лет назад +1335

    "Bwaaah I will eat your children"
    "That's a weird insult"
    "I'm hungry so-"

    • @redxyclone332
      @redxyclone332 4 года назад +13

      Looks like it's
      FBI OPEN UP

    • @nine-tees9491
      @nine-tees9491 4 года назад +5

      Yep. That is what they said..

    • @UKn0wUlove
      @UKn0wUlove 4 года назад +1

      Lonely Pluto XD they were saying that it’s what they said in the vid xd

    • @donnaclark8079
      @donnaclark8079 4 года назад +2

      Rabbit is good, it’s very tasty

    • @geckosgotgames3283
      @geckosgotgames3283 4 года назад +1

      Its kind of funny, i never thought id see the photo of one of my dungeons and dragons characters anywhere else than in my phone for representation.

  • @TheMegaxPlus
    @TheMegaxPlus 5 лет назад +489

    15:59
    The chance of someone getting all 5 cards is approximately 1/243 or 0,4%!

    • @Lanoira13
      @Lanoira13 5 лет назад +45

      Thank you for sharing this information with the rest of us. You're a hero to your people.

    • @alexmarquez6531
      @alexmarquez6531 5 лет назад +44

      𝕀 𝕊𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃 𝔸ℕ 𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝℝ𝔸𝕋𝔼𝔻 ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕋

    • @ElusiveLion741
      @ElusiveLion741 5 лет назад +10

      Perfect lol

    • @mushroomlover479
      @mushroomlover479 5 лет назад +5

      Just reading that was too much math😂

    • @inji9426
      @inji9426 5 лет назад +6

      I think you mean 1/1024.
      Yes, I know I'm a smartass. I don't care XD

  • @powerofanime1
    @powerofanime1 4 года назад +4226

    Wade: "My pinkie's been tingling for like four days."
    Mark: "GO TO A DOCTOR!"
    Wade: "I'm busy!"
    Me: ......busy what, having a heart attack?

    • @murkkz1679
      @murkkz1679 4 года назад +34

      With what*

    • @jameskotter2920
      @jameskotter2920 4 года назад +161

      RUclips: up next, wade litterally breaks his hand

    • @thecommonman9524
      @thecommonman9524 3 года назад +48

      Heart attack would be the left hand, so he's got that going for him at least.

    • @jacksonlemon1412
      @jacksonlemon1412 3 года назад +29

      No apparently he's too busy breaking his hand.

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 3 года назад +30

      @@murkkz1679
      Stop incorrecting people, bud.

  • @taekookruinedmesendhelp7595
    @taekookruinedmesendhelp7595 4 года назад +130

    Bob's little "HA TA!" at 22:50 always gets me

    • @dormammusofat
      @dormammusofat 2 года назад +7

      lol it sounds more like a “HAFUFF”

  • @TheNathannator
    @TheNathannator 5 лет назад +6304

    0:02
    Mark: **coughs**
    Bob: You okay bud?
    Mark: Mint
    Mark: _Mint_
    Bob: You feeling alright?
    Mark: *_Mint_*
    Bob: You need a mint?
    Mark: I had a mint
    Bob: You thirsty?
    Mark: *_M i n t_*

  • @mysticdragonss
    @mysticdragonss 5 лет назад +1151

    “Were all in this together, to defeat the Huns”
    Mark starts off by singing a highschool musical song,
    and then ends it with singing a part of a song from mulan?
    I can’t 😂

    • @NotSoProishNoob
      @NotSoProishNoob 5 лет назад +37

      I've done that before, like a lot, and it's really frustrating.

    • @thegaynessofbeinggay5344
      @thegaynessofbeinggay5344 5 лет назад +1

      I hate when i fo this

    • @spoonzitm4069
      @spoonzitm4069 5 лет назад +2

      That’s just markiplier culture 😂

    • @turtystomper4207
      @turtystomper4207 5 лет назад +2

      I though your picture was hitler

    • @RupertAndCheese
      @RupertAndCheese 5 лет назад +4

      Thankyou for explaining the joke. It was super obscure, I'm sure a lot of people didn't understand it.

  • @user-wl5pd4ky6r
    @user-wl5pd4ky6r 5 лет назад +2596

    Wade: *makes E noise*
    Mark: *Vietnamese War flashbacks to E meme*
    Stressed Mark: *has existential crisis*

    • @toyjam2
      @toyjam2 5 лет назад +39

      I don't understand the E meme. I honestly don't get it. Maybe its good that I don't know, but maybe its bad I don't know, I'm not sure.

    • @themagnificantmemer7935
      @themagnificantmemer7935 5 лет назад

      @@toyjam2 look up EA memes

    • @Starlitsoul0359
      @Starlitsoul0359 4 года назад +18

      Micaela Brown All you need to know is
      *E*

    • @gameforfun9240
      @gameforfun9240 4 года назад

      Vietnamese's here

    • @gameforfun9240
      @gameforfun9240 4 года назад

      what's up guy

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 3 года назад +231

    It's adorable how if any of them make the others laugh, they go with the bit just so they can make their friends laugh harder. It's so wholesome

    • @dudeinadoughboy4327
      @dudeinadoughboy4327 2 года назад +1

      I don't know if it's that. Whenever I'm with my friends I find it's easier to laugh at stupid shit I wouldn't normally find funny

  • @Kodiakhunter
    @Kodiakhunter 5 лет назад +2751

    Mark to Amy: I'm gonna record Uno
    Amy: ok
    Amy hearing Mark say: i'Ll JuSt Be HeRe WiTh AlL mY fReNcH wHoReS
    Amy: ¿¿¿

  • @popcandysys
    @popcandysys 5 лет назад +3430

    breakdown of how it was wade's fault:
    he refused to tell them what color Bwaaah had and then got mad when mark jumped in. this is similar to telling ur brother to break your toy and then crying to mom when he does so

    • @KimimaruKusanagi
      @KimimaruKusanagi 5 лет назад +102

      U right

    • @andrewknickerbocker314
      @andrewknickerbocker314 4 года назад +56

      Nope... Wade's "not telling" was referring to the hand he took back from the bot.
      Mark gave him a hand of all reds with his 0, giving the bot an Uno hand.
      Wade then used a red 7 from the hand Mark gave him to take the hand back from the bot ("I'm not telling lol")
      The bot uses a red 4, getting back to Uno
      Mark jumps in (saying "uh-oh" as he realizes his mistake)
      Wade freaks out
      Not Wade's fault, Mark's fault

    • @chuckled125
      @chuckled125 4 года назад +103

      It was wade's fault for giving Bwaaah the hand full of reds when the card that Bwaaah had was originally not red. What Wade should've done is wait to play the 7 as his last card since he should've known the card Bwaaah had wasn't red since he just had it.

    • @goldminer1275
      @goldminer1275 3 года назад +15

      @@chuckled125 wade was a contributing factor, not the 100%. Majority of the fault lands on mark since mark gave wade the hand with HIS 0 and then wade panic response was to get back his hand. Mark should have remembered that his hand was solid red as it was just a single color but forgot it in a record 8 seconds.

    • @geminimoon4012
      @geminimoon4012 3 года назад +54

      The fact that people are taking time out of their day to write why it was Mark's or Wade's fault is hilarious to me.

  • @acecola8295
    @acecola8295 5 лет назад +670

    Theory, Barbara is Bwaah
    Think about it
    BarBwaah!!!!

  • @youreadthisinyourmindright2604
    @youreadthisinyourmindright2604 4 года назад +100

    11:01 the sounds of thousands of wade dying

  • @victorygamer713
    @victorygamer713 5 лет назад +552

    If you didn't see the video before the edit, the moment between 11:22 and 11:23, Bob played a Snoop Dogg song up until mark realized that his video would get copyrighted, which is why there is an awkward moment when Wade said your mom.

    • @CaptainSkullDemon
      @CaptainSkullDemon 4 года назад +29

      I was wondering about that. Now I know. I thought it was something horrifying. O__O

    • @haydensmith5712
      @haydensmith5712 4 года назад +3

      Oh ok thanks

    • @NightLoveStar
      @NightLoveStar 4 года назад +3

      Victory Gamer OOOOHHHHHH

    • @pryan37bb
      @pryan37bb 4 года назад +32

      To clarify further, Bob played a sample of “The Next Episode” in response to Wade’s breakdown. Mark, realizing that Twitch would mute his stream afterwards if he had copyrighted music, shouted “My VOD!” Then the video picks back up and Wade says “Did you say your mom?” and Bob apologizes for playing the music.
      Ironically I figured this out over a year after the fact because the VOD is actually still on his Twitch

  • @kiyahk5313
    @kiyahk5313 5 лет назад +371

    Mark: We’re all in this together... to defeat the Huns
    Me: *immediately sings high school musical instead*

    • @catalina1325
      @catalina1325 5 лет назад +7

      I read this exactly as it was happening

    • @nasapeepo6418
      @nasapeepo6418 5 лет назад +4

      KCice 1 what a mashup 😂😂😂

    • @elizabethmonk8178
      @elizabethmonk8178 5 лет назад +1

      Not me

    • @ashleyrose4489
      @ashleyrose4489 5 лет назад +1

      Me: *starts singing highschool musical*
      Also me: *immediately sings Mulan after noticing my mistake*

    • @BessmaITube
      @BessmaITube 5 лет назад +2

      I did that too because mulan starts with "let's get back to business, to defeat the huns" and I'm a HSM enthusiast so

  • @mmopronick7443
    @mmopronick7443 5 лет назад +702

    22:57 I feel like bob just released 3 years of insanity in one noise.

    • @bee4123
      @bee4123 5 лет назад +7

      MMOPro Nick under appreciated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ammarhanif1993
      @ammarhanif1993 5 лет назад +25

      A few seconds later, Wade released even more insanity in one sound.

    • @mmopronick7443
      @mmopronick7443 5 лет назад +6

      @@ammarhanif1993 wade was doing an impression, bob actually scared me the first time.

    • @historyliker
      @historyliker 5 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @lives8767
      @lives8767 5 лет назад

      MMOPro Nick lel

  • @wes692
    @wes692 3 года назад +52

    11:09 sounds like someone hit their rev limiter

  • @whitewolf152
    @whitewolf152 5 лет назад +282

    10:55
    Top 10 Anime Betrayals
    (Also the time that Wade wanted to murder Mark)

  • @josieblue
    @josieblue 5 лет назад +646

    i love all the bits but i’m always gonna want “you right” again i can’t let it die

  • @NightLoveStar
    @NightLoveStar 4 года назад +64

    Mark: Well, Im running out of options
    Wade: *Jumps in*
    Mark: Well, Im running out of options
    Wade: *Jumps in*
    Mark: Well, Im running out of options

    • @Sphemus
      @Sphemus Месяц назад

      At 23:43, I think it's more like this:
      Mark: Alright. Well, I'm running out of options.
      Wade:
      Mark: Alright. Well, I'm running out of options.
      Wade:
      Mark: Alright. Well, I'm running out of options.
      Wade:
      Mark: Alright. Well, I'm running out of options.

  • @raymaikeru
    @raymaikeru 5 лет назад +839

    Actually fun fact: The Rabbids were ALSO Rayman characters. However you can say they received the Minions treatment. They got really popular that they became their own series.

    • @exulqnsis_111
      @exulqnsis_111 5 лет назад +5

      yup 👌👌👌

    • @exulqnsis_111
      @exulqnsis_111 5 лет назад

      @Wolfineon yeah

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 5 лет назад +35

      Well to be fair the rabbids are actually funny

    • @mixwidman5458
      @mixwidman5458 5 лет назад +19

      They took over the franchise until Origins, then they budded off into a new monstrosity.

    • @trypptrapp266
      @trypptrapp266 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah, I remember Rayman: Raving Rabbits

  • @Fox-Mxl-idek
    @Fox-Mxl-idek 5 лет назад +344

    Markiplier-wade it’s your fault
    Every one in the game- YOU RIGHT😂

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад +368

    Mark: "Thou shalt be skipped"
    Me: No
    Mark: No U
    Me: *No U reverse card*

    • @spacedandy4030
      @spacedandy4030 5 лет назад +1

      I hate memes

    • @lemonlimeeyeliner7905
      @lemonlimeeyeliner7905 5 лет назад +5

      @@spacedandy4030 i'm having trouble believing that

    • @spacedandy4030
      @spacedandy4030 5 лет назад

      @@lemonlimeeyeliner7905 how so?

    • @LuisLRC
      @LuisLRC 5 лет назад +4

      Kevin Harness because you watch mark

    • @LuisLRC
      @LuisLRC 5 лет назад +4

      Kevin Harness and he’s a meme

  • @kaylarichardson8082
    @kaylarichardson8082 3 года назад +29

    20:54 did Bob just say that wade was TOO animated to be a cartoon character?🤣🤣

  • @sparkymcbutterpants9211
    @sparkymcbutterpants9211 5 лет назад +396

    “I had a mint”
    “Are you thirsty”
    *Failed assassination attempt*

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 лет назад +3

      SparkyMcButterPants I don't get it. Can you explain it?

    • @shxrkbxit3269
      @shxrkbxit3269 4 года назад +23

      Morgan !
      If you drink water after a mint it becomes colder.
      So if Bob would proceed to give Mark cold water, it would be so cold Mark would get a brain freeze.
      _The joke is he’d die from it being so cold._

    • @connorcoyle9145
      @connorcoyle9145 4 года назад +11

      ᴀʟɪ ᴄᴀᴛᴛ wow, someone that explained something without a hint of sarcasm or anything, I salute you

    • @shxrkbxit3269
      @shxrkbxit3269 4 года назад +6

      Connor Coyle thanks lmao

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад +2

      ᴀʟɪ ᴄᴀᴛᴛ thanks. I'm not good with catching jokes

  • @frost4686
    @frost4686 5 лет назад +4081

    Wade: "MY HAND!"
    RUclips: "up next: WADE LITERALLY BREAKS HIS HAND"
    Interesting how this comment has more likes than there are dislikes on the video.

    • @sansthegoof9351
      @sansthegoof9351 4 года назад +11

      Noah Cochran XD that’s so true

    • @Landomazing0
      @Landomazing0 4 года назад +17

      How did you know.

    • @skullyzgamer3961
      @skullyzgamer3961 4 года назад +22

      My dude don’t read my RUclips up next XD

    • @UKn0wUlove
      @UKn0wUlove 4 года назад +7

      XD had the same thing!

    • @BPKPhoenix
      @BPKPhoenix 4 года назад +18

      _F O R E S H A D O W I N G P L O T_

  • @Zeratul795
    @Zeratul795 5 лет назад +245

    I’m in Paris and was in public when those French accents were used. Thank god for headphones

    • @itsarocklol
      @itsarocklol 5 лет назад +17

      oh ho ho oui oui

    • @Magicalwolfgamer
      @Magicalwolfgamer 5 лет назад +4

      Zeratul795 yeah 😆 this video is so funny 😆! I can’t stop laughing 😂

    • @Twilitparadox
      @Twilitparadox 5 лет назад +6

      Let's just hope there aren't any red or blue spies watching this video...

    • @woagis
      @woagis 5 лет назад +1

      I'm a f French who horse

    • @catrasauce
      @catrasauce 5 лет назад +1

      I am French... it hurts so much..

  • @derekarredondo5563
    @derekarredondo5563 7 месяцев назад +13

    30:09 racism lore

  • @thelunchking305
    @thelunchking305 5 лет назад +240

    Wade: What's thi-
    Soundboard: YO MAMA'S SWEET ASS
    Wade: oh that's what that one was
    I literally couldn't breathe

    • @Tigron101
      @Tigron101 5 лет назад +5

      That Hella deep voice tho….

    • @thelunchking305
      @thelunchking305 5 лет назад +8

      @@Tigron101 I know that's why I fucking lost it AND because I know that's Wade saying it 😆

    • @adrian_7670
      @adrian_7670 5 лет назад

      Wait when was this XD

    • @Maganda011
      @Maganda011 5 лет назад

      @@adrian_7670 18:52

  • @irrelevantperson785
    @irrelevantperson785 5 лет назад +1156

    "Wat."
    "Listen."
    "hUh?"
    "Bob."
    "Wat."
    "Listen."
    "hUh?"
    "Bob."
    4:58 I think the editor had a stroke. Also I'm certain someone will make a remix out of that. Lmao. I think this is my favorite Uno episode yet.

    • @boarbro64
      @boarbro64 5 лет назад +86

      I think that was the point xD It was perfectly paced like a beat and zoomed in each time

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 5 лет назад +66

      Lixian was having a field day

    • @Your_Boi_Eden
      @Your_Boi_Eden 5 лет назад +1

      Lixilix wasn't feeling gr8t ig

    • @Your_Boi_Eden
      @Your_Boi_Eden 5 лет назад +6

      @Wolfineon That was some fucking GOLD OH MY GOD ! This is where the whole "U Right" joke started tho xD

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 4 года назад +5

      Irrelevant Person I think Lix made the remix in that moment lol

  • @yellowmuthwoom
    @yellowmuthwoom 4 года назад +1561

    mark: “we’re all in this together to defeat the huns”
    me: *e x c e l l e n t*

    • @Slick_Gaming6
      @Slick_Gaming6 3 года назад +1

      What is that from again?

    • @Anonymous529
      @Anonymous529 3 года назад +7

      @@Slick_Gaming6 “Mulan”, I think

    • @Slick_Gaming6
      @Slick_Gaming6 3 года назад +2

      @@Anonymous529 thanks

    • @Floridadian
      @Floridadian 2 года назад +3

      Replace huns with fnia and it will be relivant (dont look it up if you like fnaf.)

    • @PupPupAbawi
      @PupPupAbawi Год назад +12

      It’s a mix of high school musical and Mulan

  • @lucifer6028
    @lucifer6028 4 года назад +22

    11:10 how to ruin friendships

  • @depresespres4214
    @depresespres4214 5 лет назад +87

    Mark: *had a special card*
    Also Mark: *ask what that card does when Bob uses it*
    “Yeah, this is big brain time.”

  • @BloodyMunchkin
    @BloodyMunchkin 5 лет назад +189

    No one:
    Mark: "When you're a master at chess ..."

  • @CitrusFinn
    @CitrusFinn 5 лет назад +384

    Mark: *looking at a green card* I don't like this color. I think it's dumb.
    Bob, a minute later: *looking at Mark's green card* That's a nice color you got there.
    Mark: Yeah I've always liked that color...
    :/

  • @beep_machine8027
    @beep_machine8027 4 года назад +77

    Mark: I'm gonna take you to school!
    Me in 2019: Nooooo
    Me in 2020: Please do! I'm so lonely!

    • @slasherchild5871
      @slasherchild5871 3 года назад +2

      Me in 2021: Haven't been in school for 2 years and have been a hermit in my apartment

    • @roll79faraz59
      @roll79faraz59 3 года назад

      i am so lonely,BROKEN ANGEL

  • @endurancebss6470
    @endurancebss6470 5 лет назад +1268

    Mark: has a perfectly waiting to be used 7
    Also Mark: uses reverse
    ...
    Wade: has mental breakdown

    • @nine-tees9491
      @nine-tees9491 4 года назад +9

      Yep. That is what happened..

    • @craftergamer9058
      @craftergamer9058 4 года назад +2

      Endurance BSS timestamp?

    • @anonymousmarv5048
      @anonymousmarv5048 4 года назад +2

      Crafter Gamer 10:50

    • @pryan37bb
      @pryan37bb 4 года назад +33

      Anonymous Bureau Honestly it starts more like 10:17 because for the next two or three turns, Mark could just take Wade’s hand or used the +2. Instead he stalled and waited for the perfect moment to hand the game to Bob and completely trigger Wade, who held nothing but two wilds and still lost 😂

    • @Arcane.after.hours-
      @Arcane.after.hours- Год назад

      i was calling mark an idiot for several minutes

  • @brielleneels1130
    @brielleneels1130 5 лет назад +427

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Wade: You guys ever had a finger go numb for like 4 straight days??

  • @foxo5834
    @foxo5834 5 лет назад +117

    The reason why it’s Wade’s fault
    Wade doesn’t know who Bwaaah is, Bwaaah takes advantage of this. Barbra told Bwaaah who Wade is. After that, Wade says “Why are we all skips?” It’s because Barbra told Chica to rig the deck of cards. Fast forward a bit, Wade uses a reverse card on Bwaaah meaning it’s Bwaaah’s turn and then HE uses a reverse card on Wade after that Wade uses another reverse and Bwaaah draws a lot of cards after that. Bwaaah used Barbra’s wrathful call when the gang wasn’t looking, then he won. Yes I did spend time on this.

    • @Magicalwolfgamer
      @Magicalwolfgamer 5 лет назад +1

      Foxo The mighty fox whose the person who’s playing as bwaaah

    • @SkipedBeat
      @SkipedBeat 5 лет назад

      @@Magicalwolfgamer its i double trap, it's barbara in disguise.

  • @whatischeese4179
    @whatischeese4179 3 года назад +38

    10:39
    The best part XD
    Edit: Mark litterally had a seven so he could've gotten bobs hand. He just wanted Wade screwed over.

  • @The_Abaddon_69
    @The_Abaddon_69 5 лет назад +330

    “Ladies line up please” *3 seconds later* “Sorry I got a girlfriend” 😂

  • @Ayami156
    @Ayami156 5 лет назад +67

    okay but BLESS LIXIAN for putting the name of the video the little flashback came from lol

  • @Blackstonelegion
    @Blackstonelegion 2 года назад +35

    10:55
    Mark being the absolute Agent of chaos

  • @paigeguadiano8486
    @paigeguadiano8486 5 лет назад +205

    7:15
    Mark: *mixes “High school musical” song with a “Mulan” song
    Me: “only mark..... ooooonly mark”

  • @The-Average-Noob
    @The-Average-Noob 5 лет назад +115

    Mark: "tell us how its Wades fault"
    Me: *has flashbacks of we need to go deeper "its not your fault"

  • @rachparade
    @rachparade 5 лет назад +479

    “Yeah i got a girlfriend “
    ...
    *sad ohn*
    18:38

    • @MargaretRodriguez9GenY
      @MargaretRodriguez9GenY 4 года назад +13

      RachParade- That part had me rolling🤣.

    • @MarksBigOlHam
      @MarksBigOlHam 3 года назад +8

      Bob: the sound of footsteps walking away

    • @MamaToFive
      @MamaToFive 3 года назад +2

      My heart broke at that moment...
      OK not really. I don't have a snowball's chance in the depths of hell of ever even MEETING Mark lol. :)

  • @James-nu6rq
    @James-nu6rq 3 года назад +29

    15:13 The start of the french (w)hor(s)e

  • @queen_of_hearts3895
    @queen_of_hearts3895 5 лет назад +702

    Wade: "Suck my hand bwaaah."
    Mark: "....No the term is sacré bleu."

  • @rae1767
    @rae1767 5 лет назад +416

    no one:
    legit no one:
    not a single living thing:
    wade: ArE YoU FucKiNg My PaAcAkeS ????

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 5 лет назад +10

      No, but I'm pretty sure Akechi is.

    • @DjPikaGaming
      @DjPikaGaming 5 лет назад +9

      @@mayravixx25 Excellent reference right there

    • @kiwinglo6737
      @kiwinglo6737 5 лет назад +7

      Mayravixx I understood that reference

    • @OriNyte
      @OriNyte 5 лет назад +6

      @@mayravixx25 godlike reference

    • @briansams9375
      @briansams9375 5 лет назад +1

      No one:
      Not a single soul:
      Wade: URINE IS THE COLOR OF THE GODS

  • @miramikyu
    @miramikyu 5 лет назад +97

    Mark singing High school musical and Mulan maybe is a clever way of not exactly getting copyright infringement