7:44 Saying “don’t have anything stupid happen” while you’re playing MARIO KART WII is like going into a thunderstorm and shouting “Strike me down Zeus”
“Breaking news: A Florida man was caught on camera for what looked like to be going on a rampage while playing Mario Kart. Eyewitnesses say the man, Kienan, (better known as Poofesure), was causing a disturbance in the neighborhood by bashing his Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus inside as well as destroying his monitor and TV. The video has generated over millions of views. When asked why he was so angry over a children’s game, Poofesure claimed that the game was rigged. We’ll have more details on this story if anything new develops. For now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.”
3:45-4:15 is just beautiful. He starts by getting his red shell disabled, then getting bumped by Waluigi into the water, gets POW'd while in the water, then gets back up, goes for the jump, and then restarts before he even has a chance to fall off 💀
MORE MKWII CONTENT 🔥 Also btw, three things. 1. The Thwomps on N64 Bowers Castle (Lighting Cup) only go for the player. They are programmed to not target the cpu. 2. When you fall off, press 2 the second you touch the ground, you'll get a rocket boost and put you right back to full speed. 3. When tackling the 50cc cups, before pressing the button to say you wanna play grand prix 50cc, press the + button. It'll allow you to use bikes on 50cc.
@@jackkaczmarski Yea ik I just didn't mention that because he's probably going to go for the 50cc cups first. And plus, the cpus never wheelie, so it wouldn't matter.
Poofesure on its way to unlock Rosalina, my favorite character to play on Mario Kart. (To unlock her, or you have a file saved on Mario Galaxy or have at least a star on all the Mirror mode cups.) But i also have a challenge for Poofesure: Unlock the remaining characters and vehicles. (All of them are unlocked on Time Trials, including the Mii B version, where the Mii can wear the Mario suit.) And to complete, get 3 stars on all cups!
Not a chance he will beat any staff ghosts. Except maybe Sherbet Land because that one is free with Toadette and the Magicruiser. The rest are extremely difficult.
2:23 you don’t need to stand still mini turbo after you get put back on the track. Just press 2 the moment you land back on the track for a speed boost
I absolutely lost it when he just paused and hit quit when we can all already see he's going to fall off, I'm high as shit and dying laughing to this right now.
The Lightning Cup destroyed me while I was working on completing Mirror Mode. I'm glad to see that you did it so easily! Good job, you're getting there!! :)
Poof! After you get all stars on all cups, you should aim to UNLOCK everything! A good way to do this is to beat all of the STAFF ghosts in time trials. I think that would be a fun watch!
Am I the only one who realizes Poof is actually finally starting to get pretty good at video games? He’s gotten 4 platinum’s, the last 4 mirror mode star ranks, a clear win on his first game of fortune street wii, and the perfect 3 point contest on switch sports without even looking at the damn screen - all in the span of like a month.
Not sure if he knows this but when Lakitu drops you after you’ve fallen off the track, press A as soon as you hit the ground to get a short speed boost
Hey Poof, getting one star on 50cc is pretty easy. Just letting you know, if you get at least one star in every cup on 55cc, you unlock a character (Baby Daisy), and if you get at least one star in every cup on 100cc, you unlock a character (Bowser Jr.)
hi poof, i just wanna take a moment to appreciate what you did for me in the span of 2 years, your videos helped me get through a heartbreak & the loss of my mother. i love the way you bring a smile to my face when i felt down, keep doing what you do God bless
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Yes I want another video on that 😏
👀👀
Get ‘em Troy🤪😈
HELL YEAH.
we need more
7:44 Saying “don’t have anything stupid happen” while you’re playing MARIO KART WII is like going into a thunderstorm and shouting “Strike me down Zeus”
“STRIKE ME DOWN, ZEUS……. YOU DONT HAVE THE BA--“
Literally instant karma 😂
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“Breaking news: A Florida man was caught on camera for what looked like to be going on a rampage while playing Mario Kart. Eyewitnesses say the man, Kienan, (better known as Poofesure), was causing a disturbance in the neighborhood by bashing his Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus inside as well as destroying his monitor and TV. The video has generated over millions of views. When asked why he was so angry over a children’s game, Poofesure claimed that the game was rigged. We’ll have more details on this story if anything new develops. For now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.”
He’s a Florida man??? Suddenly everything makes sense 😂
@@basicallyweird Of course he’s from Florida. Where else would you expect to find someone doing this? Florida! 🤣
@@basicallyweirdno he’s from Michigan I think
He’s from Michigan. He’s talked about being a Detroit sports fan on multiple occasions
A Michigan man living at Florida
3:45-4:15 is just beautiful. He starts by getting his red shell disabled, then getting bumped by Waluigi into the water, gets POW'd while in the water, then gets back up, goes for the jump, and then restarts before he even has a chance to fall off 💀
thank you for the time stamp ive been looping it for the past few minutes
I'm addicted to this series, I don't even watch TV anymore I just wait for your Mario Kart videos to drop. Funniest shit ever.
Exactly
god damn you must be bored for the 2 weeks he doesnt upload them then
same
mario kart wii!!
Poof your hot
Balls
😡
Real
MORE MKWII CONTENT 🔥
Also btw, three things.
1. The Thwomps on N64 Bowers Castle (Lighting Cup) only go for the player. They are programmed to not target the cpu.
2. When you fall off, press 2 the second you touch the ground, you'll get a rocket boost and put you right back to full speed.
3. When tackling the 50cc cups, before pressing the button to say you wanna play grand prix 50cc, press the + button. It'll allow you to use bikes on 50cc.
I didn’t know some of these myself, that’s pretty cool! Thanks!
@@handfliker No problem.
4. When tackling the 100cc cups, press + to allow the CPUs to get karts (which are worse than bikes and makes your life easier)
@@jackkaczmarski Yea ik I just didn't mention that because he's probably going to go for the 50cc cups first. And plus, the cpus never wheelie, so it wouldn't matter.
3:52 Bill cipher when he realizes he entered the wrong mind
Eh, poof never invoked the name of an ancient god, not to mention he isn't trapped in the therapy dimension (even though poof could probably use it).
Poofs mind is so unhinged that bill cypher would just run away out of fear
Bill Cipher when he entered Grunkle Stan’s mind (he knew he was about to be erased)
0:03 spooky
5:18
All these squares make a circle
yep we know we watched the video
@@thanos8914all these circles makes an oval
@@sirbryce2548 🫶🏼
Poofesure on its way to unlock Rosalina, my favorite character to play on Mario Kart. (To unlock her, or you have a file saved on Mario Galaxy or have at least a star on all the Mirror mode cups.)
But i also have a challenge for Poofesure: Unlock the remaining characters and vehicles. (All of them are unlocked on Time Trials, including the Mii B version, where the Mii can wear the Mario suit.) And to complete, get 3 stars on all cups!
I don't think he can get 3 stars without wheelieing at least a little bit😂
Wouldn't mind seeing him beat staff ghosts though
Not a chance he will beat any staff ghosts. Except maybe Sherbet Land because that one is free with Toadette and the Magicruiser. The rest are extremely difficult.
The other easy way to unlock Rosalina is to just make a save in Mario Galaxy, that’s how I unlocked her
@@rutherfordgamingofficial the staff ghosts are easy af, as long as he learns how to wheelie, he’s good
He said multiple times he is not going for 3 stars since that is not needed to unlock anything
4:37 not even 5 minutes in an we get a crazy laugh 😭
poof should volunteer to be the voice actor for a fiction villian
Dr. Zomboss back at it again
poof dosent understand basic physics lmao
@@吁evil toad
Are we finally gonna see Poofesure not breaking stuff for once? Are we good on that one? Probably never.
It would be refreshing for once
his rages are funny though
6:27 I have never seen that behavior before... Mario kart Wii physics ftw
3:52 Poof got mario karted 🪦💀
I agree boi
hi skykight i hope you uploaded a reaction video of this .
He did it to himself by driving into the waterfall
@@iwanttostayupuntilnightthe cpu pushed him into it
@@33dbz No it didn't, by the time the cpu hit him he could have easily avoided it
The way we both gasped at the same time when you almost fell in grumble
I love when Poof starts a sentence, doesn’t know what to say, and then evil laughs instead
Thankfully the only thing he has in common with Kamala Harris
Same 😂
“This map is kinda boring isn’t it?”
Game 5 seconds later: *”CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR”*
Going from watching TWD98 to this is like watching 2 completely different shows
Same I just finished Troy's ko vid and this feels just weird now😂
its like watching cartoon network and then adult swim
3:51 when your parents unplug the Wii and start taking it away
Not yet Poof, you ain’t done yet. You still have to get all the Fast Staff Ghosts to get Beef Boss in overalls.
4:19 The A Button spam lmao 😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😭😭
69th like btw
this mario kart race is giving me serious déjà vu. It's like watching a high-speed soap opera-except with more shells and fewer plot twists.
Poof has grown so much in Mario Kart, I feel like a proud parent
Same
Poop is the only person in the world that can make me laugh while simultaneously dangerously being concerned about his mental well-being
Indeed “poop” is
POOP 😭😭😭
“Poop”
POOP 💀
dawg it's 3am i'm giggling so hard 😭
3:50 the way of his scream😭
19:16 -" the move-y block things that go right in front of you, those two"
those are thwomps, poof! 😂😅
He still doesn't know after 4 years
5:05 its because king boo is wheelieing
15:55 blaming the fault on a fictional character, even though he’s the one who’s in control of this
certified hood classic Poof moment.
You must be new here
first time?
Who’s gonna tell the new guy
Beef boss? Fictional?
“Spooky.” 😂😂😂
4:37
Bot comment?
Go phils
@@unc333333 Hahaha Yup
2:23 you don’t need to stand still mini turbo after you get put back on the track. Just press 2 the moment you land back on the track for a speed boost
14:24 the red shell was coming for him, but it was too late
When your name is Russell but you want to go by your nickname: 1:08
That one moment when Poof doesn't realise he doesnt get slowed down by the off-road when he has the thundercloud above him
9:32 Wow that was the loudest how I ever heard.
The fact that I’ve seen him not break stuff in a while in this game, proves to me yes
1:09 me when my name is Rusty and I’m introducing myself but I’m nervous and annoyed at myself for being nervous.
15:54 poof talks to beef boss like how do you fuck did that up making short cuts lol
0:56 what the hell is that? 😂
That waterfall sequence has to be one of the funniest and cruelest sequences of events Poof has suffered in Mario Kart
Watching a man stressing over Mario kart Wii? count me in
3:52 this will never not be funny
5:28 Beef Boss’ smile 🤣🤣🤣
3:52 Poof turned into Mokey for a sec
I absolutely lost it when he just paused and hit quit when we can all already see he's going to fall off, I'm high as shit and dying laughing to this right now.
4:30 Poof forgets about the concept of momentum
The Lightning Cup destroyed me while I was working on completing Mirror Mode. I'm glad to see that you did it so easily! Good job, you're getting there!! :)
Beef Boss Will Always Smoke Mario and Luigi
Mach Bike, wheelies, holding items behind you, stand still drifts??? Bro actually improved quite a lot
Hey poof just wanted to say I’ve loved watching your videos since your first wii video, hope your channel keeps growing ❤
8:50 Lil' John entered the chat.
Take that rewind it back lil john got the beat that make ya 🍑 go
29 year old man yelling at mario characters is my favourite thing to watch
The end of an era. We had the fall of the Holy Roman Empire and now we have the fall of Poofesure’s Mario Kart series. 😢
Poof! After you get all stars on all cups, you should aim to UNLOCK everything!
A good way to do this is to beat all of the STAFF ghosts in time trials. I think that would be a fun watch!
Welcome back as always Poof I’ve watched every single video you’ve made and always will be a big fan.
The way Poof held on to that red shell in 2nd place aggravated my soul 11:01
I can hear the rage before the video begins.
As someone who was trying to get a star on mirror star cup earlier today and failed on grumble volcanos lap 3. I gotta say I relate
5:31 “HoOoOoOw” 😭😭
Imagine if Poof had to beat all 32 Staff Ghosts in this game?
Unlocking them isn’t that hard.
Beating them on the other hand….
Mii Outfit B and Sprinter: Am I a joke to you?
Am I the only one who realizes Poof is actually finally starting to get pretty good at video games? He’s gotten 4 platinum’s, the last 4 mirror mode star ranks, a clear win on his first game of fortune street wii, and the perfect 3 point contest on switch sports without even looking at the damn screen - all in the span of like a month.
the excitement i feel when i see a mario kart notification
I hope he sells more beef hoodies or Wii remotes cuz I missed when he sold them, would love to get a signed one
Let's all hope that Poofesure never plays Mario Kart Tour... He'll start breaking phones in fits of rage.
He did years ago.
Loud = funny jokes aside, poof probably makes some of the most entertaining content on this god forsaken website
Not sure if he knows this but when Lakitu drops you after you’ve fallen off the track, press A as soon as you hit the ground to get a short speed boost
just wait until he finds out there’s a 200cc
if we talking about mods, he did try 99999 cc before lol
I love your Mario kart Wii this morning, you are rocking the funky Kong combo.
Poof should also try going for a 3 star rank in all 50cc, 100cc, 150cc and mirror class cups
I love when poof talks about beefboss or dudydude fucking up like he isn't the one controlling them.
Those "movey blocky thingies" do indeed only track actual players
Poof I'm BEGGING you to wheelie
Teacher: What’s the first letter of the alphabet?
Class: 3:53
His blood pressure: *WAHOOOO*
Innocence doesn't get you far
Nice, one of my favorite RUclipsrs uploading after a long day at work
Not even 5 minutes in and we get a crazy laugh from Poofesure 4:37 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would love to see him attempt to 3 star every track on 200cc for mario kart 8. That would be his next multi-year goal.
"Don't have anything stupid happen"
> Blue shell
> Red Shell
> POW
The game is sentient and hates you lmao
I wonder if Poof is gonna go through every Mario Kart game similar to how he’s going through every Mario Party.
Poof doing the All Cup Tour in Double Dash would be peak
@@PhenomenalJec Something’s breaking during that, that’s for sure. Lmao
Poof should try and get 3 stars on 50cc and 2 stars on 100cc after this
No one:
Me when the waiter asks if I want a refill: 18:38
Hearing the noises of tricking in the Wiimote gave me such nostalgia and joy 🥰
yay more mario kart for the nintendo wii with poofesure
Hey Poof, getting one star on 50cc is pretty easy. Just letting you know, if you get at least one star in every cup on 55cc, you unlock a character (Baby Daisy), and if you get at least one star in every cup on 100cc, you unlock a character (Bowser Jr.)
4:38 Every animated villain laugh be like:
hi poof, i just wanna take a moment to appreciate what you did for me in the span of 2 years, your videos helped me get through a heartbreak & the loss of my mother. i love the way you bring a smile to my face when i felt down, keep doing what you do God bless
Oh no that's tough , she will be with you in heaven . May god give you the her the light 💙💙💙
Poof is no longer blowing up at the start which you could tell really makes a difference in the gameplay
I do love how Poof is still too stubborn to wheelie regularly.
love a midnight upload
Now poofesure needs to play Mario Kart Double Dash
5:19
POV: Disney villain laughs:
Poofesure improved over the years ❤
bruh, you ate burnt toast before 4:37!for real
Hey Poof the picture when beating the game after first place in every cup and cc is inaccurate when you dont have all characters
3:50 is just a classic poofessure moment.
Ps. Your friendly reminder that karts are faster than bikes unless you're wheeling
MY GOAT 🐐🐐🐐
Always a good time when Poof uploads a Mario Kart video! ☺
Bro I’ve been waiting for this
Ngl. If poof did a video unlocking all MKW characters it might be one of the best videos ever
11:08 thank god the bike activated its zero G mode or smth to avoid that fall
1:10 yall i think he might be rusty