I Built a Track That's IMPOSSIBLE to Shortcut!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 фев 2023
  • Welcome back to Zeepkist and today I'm building a track that's impossible to cheat! As we all know, people LOVE to cheese my tracks so this time I decided enough is enough! Let me know in the comments below what you thought of the video and I hope you enjoyed watching as much as we enjoyed playing it!
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  • @jaxsonshipp7093
    @jaxsonshipp7093 Год назад +194

    Check mate, you’ve made your point. Badum tss 🥁

  • @Novabeagle
    @Novabeagle Год назад +354

    Dapper and the cheesing community gonna have nightmares about this track for the rest of their lives 😂

  • @TheZotmeister
    @TheZotmeister Год назад +55

    I wholeheartedly approve of this track on both design and conceptual levels. It was also well deserved.

  • @FUGP72
    @FUGP72 Год назад +26

    I imagine that 3:02 time was someone who was approaching the finish line and saw that he was only on Checkpoint 98 and thought "Oh crap...which one did I miss!"

  • @omega_deebs3750
    @omega_deebs3750 Год назад +20

    Dapper: *sniffs for cheese*
    Kosmo: Absolutely not

  • @mikehorrocks2909
    @mikehorrocks2909 Год назад +71

    Alternate title for this track: CHEESE THIS!

  • @Kodiak01
    @Kodiak01 Год назад +105

    I really did like playing this one! I'm so bummed I got a 99/100 CP though 🤣 Really loved the concept of CPs being the track itself

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 Год назад +3

      Got that any% WR, eh?

    • @Kodiak01
      @Kodiak01 Год назад +2

      @@LordDragox412 haha! I have to say no though out of fear that I'd be insta-kicked (it's become a rule now among the bigger lobbies)

    • @amusedapple4933
      @amusedapple4933 Год назад

      @@Kodiak01rule?

    • @Kodiak01
      @Kodiak01 Год назад

      @@amusedapple4933 people who comment with an any% time will get immediately kicked in certain lobbies. It has happened to me before 😅

    • @amusedapple4933
      @amusedapple4933 Год назад

      @@Kodiak01 gotcha, it an official rule or an unwritten one?

  • @jandje
    @jandje Год назад +38

    This was surprisingly a great track! Had a great battle with Cbad there 😁 Keep up the good work kosmuwu!

  • @woodgreener
    @woodgreener Год назад +2

    6:15 "*laughs in existential crisis*" is a mood

  • @PUDRETE919
    @PUDRETE919 Год назад +3

    Kan is literally Canada in the US v Russia nuclear conflict, so close to the cause of the situation that he gets included in the punishment by default

  • @JanTonovski
    @JanTonovski Год назад +51

    That's a really cool idea, no cheese possible 🧀

    • @Suckynewb
      @Suckynewb Год назад +5

      Wonder if there's an alternate routing though. Instead of yeeting out of the 2nd loop you hang left and take the rest of the track in reverse.

    • @GummieI
      @GummieI Год назад +1

      @@Suckynewb How would you then take those floating checkpoints though?

    • @Suckynewb
      @Suckynewb Год назад +2

      @@GummieI The finish is under an angled checkpoint, ride up it and try to jump through.
      Don't know if you would have the speed or angle to be able to do it.

  • @kernkob_
    @kernkob_ Год назад +24

    Is it just me that thinks that yannic avoiding swearing is hilarious?

  • @RaccoonLex
    @RaccoonLex Год назад +5

    0:57 it's an Earthworm, caterpillars usually have legs :)

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Год назад

      Earthworms have a different shape, and a neck. Their bodies are divided into 3 parts, the head, the neck and the tail.

  • @MineTrain
    @MineTrain Год назад +4

    12:16 Yannic Thought: "The trick is, to delete this game from the steam store, and only play it with myself" :D

  • @jojobobbubble5688
    @jojobobbubble5688 Год назад +9

    Got my vote for the coolest track this week. I'd love to see more of this just for the satisfying splits

  • @cbadcruiser
    @cbadcruiser Год назад +4

    Now imagine how annoying it would have been if you hid one of the checkpoints so that if you took the normal line you would end up with 99/100 and you had to hunt for that last one

  • @patrickundjennimiti
    @patrickundjennimiti Год назад +5

    Make a complete track out of checkpoints like the first part. The splits will be a perfect indicator to train optimizing your lines…

  • @whimbur
    @whimbur Год назад +3

    Ever since the first few episodes of zeepkist i've been waiting for this track to be made.

  • @kholdanstaalstorm6881
    @kholdanstaalstorm6881 Год назад +6

    Saw a shorts video not long before this appeared: 21000 checkpoints in 47 seconds
    It's only a few days old, so like minds?
    Great track Kosmo, keep up the good work!

  • @ph0enjx
    @ph0enjx Год назад +6

    Kosmo has a team!?!? (WSB?)

    • @quas_naart
      @quas_naart Год назад

      WarcanS' fan cluB, of course. ::)

  • @NeonNijahn
    @NeonNijahn Год назад +2

    Coo

  • @aaronrossguernsey
    @aaronrossguernsey Год назад +3

    Freaking awesome job Kosmo! 🙂👍

  • @fikluk4118
    @fikluk4118 Год назад

    7:16 I really love that laugh xd

  • @Cheesius
    @Cheesius Год назад +6

    Now I feel better about not finishing this track. Seeing what's involved and knowing I do not have the skills to do it, I'm fine with this.

  • @crazyguys7923
    @crazyguys7923 Год назад +2

    Should've called it lactose intolerant

  • @zeonos
    @zeonos Год назад

    Its cool how the constantly updating splits reveals every little gain/loss so you can find the optimal line and see if you come out ahead or not.
    It also shows how important it is to carry the speed in this game and you very quickly loses time after a tiny mistake.

  • @dweezil6969
    @dweezil6969 Год назад +1

    I had wondered if it were possible to do this and it's glorious!

  • @timetogame1452
    @timetogame1452 Год назад +2

    I actually recamended this idea a while back, don't imagine that's where he got it from though I thought the track would be a little less interesting but you found a way to make it look really good

  • @macrobioscopic
    @macrobioscopic Год назад +2

    Im pretty sure warcans just did a cheese in this map, i think its some sort of boost cheese

  • @Drefar
    @Drefar Год назад +1

    I skipped from Khan saying I hate this track to another point in the video where he says it That's Amazing!!

  • @aliserry9998
    @aliserry9998 Год назад

    I love the editing in this video like the human shapes did u get a new editor or are you editing

  • @shinigamiking69
    @shinigamiking69 Год назад

    Kosmo ur background music is getting ur videos ready for the summoningsalt speedrun progression of zeepkist

  • @R0nanC
    @R0nanC Год назад

    13:37 nice!

  • @ninjaguy1279
    @ninjaguy1279 Год назад

    “SMH my head” love it

  • @riccardocalosso5688
    @riccardocalosso5688 Год назад

    This track looks awesome!
    Seems pretty hard, but not impossible.

  • @swampe5852
    @swampe5852 Год назад

    The most devious of laughs 7:16

  • @rajidahae4220
    @rajidahae4220 Год назад +1

    I'd love to see what the track looks like if you don't switch out of 1st person view until after exiting the tube with the CP spiral inside it...
    I think that part would flow better and the part coming out of the jump before it should also be fine, you just have to stabilize your Zeep and it will fix the camera before you land.
    😁👍

  • @NathWalt
    @NathWalt Год назад +10

    This track is proof Kosmo can only count to 100.

  • @MrScotttraynor
    @MrScotttraynor Год назад

    "its pain"(/kan).. priceless ;)

  • @MaTtUR50
    @MaTtUR50 Год назад +1

    This might honestly be your best track yet!

  • @TaterFarmer
    @TaterFarmer Год назад

    I really like this track. 😎👍

  • @R0nanC
    @R0nanC Год назад

    Nice editing on my little cameo btw 😁

  • @michaelyoung7261
    @michaelyoung7261 Год назад

    The chaos feeds the algorithm. Excellent

  • @matheusGMN
    @matheusGMN Год назад

    well, this was certainly a unique idea x)

  • @denzy3929
    @denzy3929 Год назад

    The thumbnail is lovely

  • @lordzidaneIX
    @lordzidaneIX Год назад

    You put in so many checkpoints they started T posing.

  • @DaysofElijah317
    @DaysofElijah317 Год назад

    This track makes me so happy

  • @SoulWhiteAngel
    @SoulWhiteAngel Год назад

    All the T posing lol

  • @Hosteggy
    @Hosteggy Год назад +1

    So I've just recently bought the game and started building tracks. Could you do a video on tips and tricks for track building? So far out of the group you're the favorite for me for track builds.

    • @DigitalJedi
      @DigitalJedi Год назад

      My biggest tip is to start off about 50% higher up than you think you should. It leaves room for dips in the track, room under the "ground" to hide parts of objects under, and having more height means you can give the player steeper downhills to regain speed if you want a faster track.

  • @ft3917
    @ft3917 Год назад +1

    at last a track we can enjoy to follow

  • @person895
    @person895 Год назад

    7:17 goofy ahh laugh

  • @Captain_Echo
    @Captain_Echo Год назад

    ayyyyyy he did it! the anti cheese track!!

  • @JeremyWertheimerScience
    @JeremyWertheimerScience Год назад

    cool track

  • @robertheinrich2994
    @robertheinrich2994 Год назад

    they want a cakewalk.
    you could make a checkpointcake?

  • @x5x
    @x5x Год назад

    i have seen a short a few days ago, who someone did exactly that^^
    but with thousands of checkpoints as one tunnel track.
    and i thought to write that as idea for you guys under a video 😂 but you were faster^^

    • @darealkosmo
      @darealkosmo  Год назад

      haha yeah someone sent that track to me after I made this one.

  • @danmaardeze
    @danmaardeze Год назад

    Ha! That's pocketchange! Search for the 21000 checkpoint track and then get back to me....

  • @ant5389
    @ant5389 Год назад +1

    grey will find a way

  • @MadMikael
    @MadMikael Год назад

    What severe lactose intolerance looks like in Zeepkist 🤣

  • @versuzzero5335
    @versuzzero5335 Год назад

    This is good. Do this again 100 checkpoints.

  • @Boofy95
    @Boofy95 Год назад

    Dapper now needs to create the ULTIMATE CHEESE TRACK!

    • @5peciesunkn0wn
      @5peciesunkn0wn Год назад

      that's just 0 checkpoints, finish right in front of the start.

  • @Stalker_Dorcha
    @Stalker_Dorcha Год назад

    Surprised Warcans wasnt in first for once

  • @________________________9
    @________________________9 Год назад

    noice

  • @PeytonOver
    @PeytonOver Год назад

    Never underestimate speedrunners dude

  • @danthiel8623
    @danthiel8623 Год назад +3

    No cheese or gouda here.

  • @just_cody3569
    @just_cody3569 Год назад

    *laughs in existential crisis 😬🤣

  • @suicidalbanananana
    @suicidalbanananana Год назад

    6:15 - Wow kAN... extremely unacceptable comment

  • @shinigamiking69
    @shinigamiking69 Год назад

    Ok i read the thumbnail as 1000 checkpoints so make another one with 1000 checkpoints UPGRADES PEOPLE UPGRADES

  • @animalmango6499
    @animalmango6499 Год назад

    Hey i sugested this. Dont know if you did it withought seing my suggestion, but its nice to see working.

  • @_Yulico_
    @_Yulico_ Год назад

    Dude made a checkpoint game

  • @mikieeco1
    @mikieeco1 Год назад

    You got a wsb tittle!

  • @Yan.the.Disastrous
    @Yan.the.Disastrous Год назад

    Dapper sounds like Dream

  • @Sorfinali
    @Sorfinali Год назад

    Kosmo the static in the back of your mic is deadly

  • @DragonBoiYeah
    @DragonBoiYeah Год назад

    This reminds me of my PC destroyer maps that are made of only cps

  • @tron3747
    @tron3747 Год назад

    we need the evolution series back, now maybe with grip instead?

  • @dshadows2966
    @dshadows2966 Год назад

    The 'Impossi-cheese'.

  • @Petq011
    @Petq011 Год назад

    Eh... you should have totaly went with the old and gold: "CHEEZE THIS, YOU SICK %$%#$!" or something along the lines. 😅🤣😂

  • @DigitalJedi
    @DigitalJedi Год назад

    Kan finally gets his wish of live splits. Was it worth it Kan?

  • @voltagestorm1787
    @voltagestorm1787 Год назад

    What does the WSB mean?

  • @CityPlannerPlaysChair
    @CityPlannerPlaysChair Год назад

    Pain

  • @SneaktheWolf
    @SneaktheWolf Год назад

    I was played this track, it was torture

  • @RipCity80
    @RipCity80 Год назад +3

    😂 checkpoints galore. Kosmo playing chess ♟️ while we all playing checkers

  • @NewClearWinter2
    @NewClearWinter2 Год назад

    Should be called cheesepoint

  • @happydr_
    @happydr_ Год назад

    The lobby was too full for me to join this week :(

  • @TerryChastain
    @TerryChastain Год назад

    "whoops, all checkpoints" would have been a better title.

  • @Salt_Master_Queue
    @Salt_Master_Queue Год назад

    Hey, Kosmo, what does "[WSB]" mean?

  • @TimTimTimTimTimTimTimTimTim
    @TimTimTimTimTimTimTimTimTim Год назад

    While explaining the course I found a cheese for the jump it’s just not gonna be faster

  • @flabort
    @flabort Год назад

    So sad the lobby was already full when I logged in.

  • @jaunusender6166
    @jaunusender6166 Год назад

    This was grate (because no cheese)

  • @Wither_Strike
    @Wither_Strike Год назад

    That is not actually a checkpoint inception, that is checkpoint recursion

  • @samuelhayden9389
    @samuelhayden9389 Год назад

    Make a bread track and call it "pain" (french for bread).

  • @DoubleCocoRainbow
    @DoubleCocoRainbow Год назад

    Shoulda called it Checkmade

  • @DaCowIsHereNow
    @DaCowIsHereNow Год назад

    Anti-Dapper System, or the ADS.

  • @darrianshaker7121
    @darrianshaker7121 Год назад

    What if there was a checkpoint transitioning into another checkpoint like both checkpoints touching each other.

  • @0megaming
    @0megaming Год назад +1

    What does WSB stand for?

    • @mossie7920
      @mossie7920 Год назад +1

      Would also like to know

  • @adorbstotesadorbs.9371
    @adorbstotesadorbs.9371 Год назад

    Lol

  • @justarandombird
    @justarandombird Год назад +1

    Im wondering what [wsb] means

  • @fricc3824
    @fricc3824 Год назад

    alright. crazy idea. same concept but with only fake checkpoints and its entirely cheeseable

  • @MineTrain
    @MineTrain Год назад

    What dose the "[WSB]" in your Steam name mean? Is it for "With the boys"?

    • @brandonsattizahn4443
      @brandonsattizahn4443 Год назад

      That's a solid guess except for a third of the letters not making sense. With Sthe Boys?

    • @MineTrain
      @MineTrain Год назад

      @@brandonsattizahn4443 Oh... My bad :D In my nativ language, the word "The" sounds like it starts with an "S" :D

  • @alvin-miller-gaming
    @alvin-miller-gaming Год назад

    Hey kosmo

  • @Adder6112
    @Adder6112 14 дней назад

    So kan did the exact opposite of you this week XD