Random The Culling Bullshittery (part 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @sharpshooter13ify
    @sharpshooter13ify 5 лет назад +7430

    Womble: "I hate you!"
    Lamram: "...you were my brother Womble! ...I loved you..."

  • @sevayen6429
    @sevayen6429 6 лет назад +6562

    "The little brother does not beat the big brother" flashback to every myth/story where the youngest becomes the greatest

    • @mobiushelldoctor1423
      @mobiushelldoctor1423 4 года назад +178

      that's why they are myth... they're not real

    • @rossnator
      @rossnator 4 года назад +60

      @@mobiushelldoctor1423 well those myth did held true here

    • @mobiushelldoctor1423
      @mobiushelldoctor1423 4 года назад +44

      @@rossnator it was an illusion or a fake...
      he was acting obviously

    • @rossnator
      @rossnator 4 года назад +22

      @@mobiushelldoctor1423 oh shit oh fuck

    • @evanwallace4889
      @evanwallace4889 4 года назад +2

      Greek Myths yeah

  • @OutbackRose7
    @OutbackRose7 7 лет назад +1488

    I'm now following a rock on Twitter. What a life I lead.

    • @OutbackRose7
      @OutbackRose7 7 лет назад +28

      +Pradatta Thakuri You must be stoned to find a rock funny.

    • @Duke_Dirtfarmer
      @Duke_Dirtfarmer 7 лет назад

      You will now watch it gathering moss

    • @drkrn
      @drkrn 7 лет назад +23

      A virtual rock*
      It's not even a real rock.

    • @yaboispooky2623
      @yaboispooky2623 7 лет назад +4

      wait... youre saying clyde isnt real? :'(
      xD

    • @lordip2864
      @lordip2864 7 лет назад +4

      digital rock

  • @CarrionCrow993
    @CarrionCrow993 4 года назад +1206

    The sheer panic in Womble's voice at the end, "NO JACK! NO NO, DON'T YOU DARE! NO JACK!"

  • @theredestmage6068
    @theredestmage6068 7 лет назад +5985

    Jack is the older brother now. By the laws of siblings the older brother cannot lose to the younger brother unless bullshit was involved. And you did not call bullshit.

    • @TheRealAaronbrine
      @TheRealAaronbrine 7 лет назад +16

      Dragu02 i beat my oldest brother and im the baby brother

    • @bladelindner2429
      @bladelindner2429 7 лет назад +114

      Screw Google Plus you have been promoted to the rank: big brother

    • @AdjutantReflex0
      @AdjutantReflex0 7 лет назад +201

      I do call bullshit because Womble did declare that Jack was watching his stream, stream sniping is bullshit.

    • @matty3309
      @matty3309 7 лет назад +137

      Steven Schmitz
      To be fair he didn't have to call bullshit when he has bullshittery in the title lol

    • @xccelizer4408
      @xccelizer4408 7 лет назад +2

      Screw Google Plus me 2

  • @CaptainDijango
    @CaptainDijango 7 лет назад +3091

    that ending could make in to wachmojo's top 10 sadest anime deaths

    • @sovietspy8661
      @sovietspy8661 7 лет назад +5

      xD

    • @hak1111111
      @hak1111111 7 лет назад +221

      top 10 anime siblings betrayal

    • @Rizz_Messiah
      @Rizz_Messiah 7 лет назад +108

      could also make their top ten secret nazi weapons featuring "C.L.I.V.E - the Cute Likeable Improvised Violence Enabler."

    • @alexitrinune
      @alexitrinune 7 лет назад +4

      A similarly done betrayal to Lelouch

    • @NeEEp
      @NeEEp 7 лет назад

      Harvey Hermosa the lelouch one was planned by lelouch

  • @Reddeath111
    @Reddeath111 3 года назад +5749

    His brother must be adopted because he can actually shoot

  • @derpthing3707
    @derpthing3707 4 года назад +1313

    8:57 BRO IVE BEEN WATCHING THIS SO MANY TIMES HOW DID I JUST REALIZE THAT TINY CLIVE IN THE INVENTORY MENU THERE?!

  • @minutemuse
    @minutemuse 6 лет назад +11545

    As a younger sibling that's also had their Playstation broken by an older brother, I feel slightly vindicated.

    • @neroforte6183
      @neroforte6183 6 лет назад +94

      minutemuse good thing that i don't have an older brother.

    • @MCshadr217
      @MCshadr217 6 лет назад +71

      I'm in a similar position. Except it was my laptop.

    • @tyler89557
      @tyler89557 6 лет назад +263

      As the eldest sibling who broke their sibling's shit...
      I feel threatened.

    • @mrlhfy7556
      @mrlhfy7556 6 лет назад +14

      tyler89557 lol

    • @thatrandomnerd6996
      @thatrandomnerd6996 6 лет назад +32

      @@tyler89557 I am sure that in the past that I have broken my little brother's things, but as far as I remember my little brother's only broken my stuff. At least, I know I didn't break anything of his that is expensive. My parents would never have let me hear the end of it

  • @mrsarcasm4874
    @mrsarcasm4874 6 лет назад +2856

    If you had Clive in the duel against Jack you would have won!

  • @holoqofholoqqia9503
    @holoqofholoqqia9503 7 лет назад +3686

    Plot twist: Womble was secretly cheering his little brother on by jeering him to make Jack embrace his anger and rise up against Womble.

    • @xxdracodeathxx4727
      @xxdracodeathxx4727 7 лет назад +58

      Iskandar 'Alexander' Kirkland Hetalia Malaysia that would actually be really nice

    • @victorbingham9278
      @victorbingham9278 7 лет назад +105

      You want to hear a real plot twist Soviet and Jack switched places so really Soviet killed his real character but he really killed Jack

    • @emllik2155
      @emllik2155 7 лет назад +33

      Iskandar 'Alexander' Kirkland Hetalia Malaysia Like Itachi and Sasuke :')

    • @xxCBTEnjoyer
      @xxCBTEnjoyer 7 лет назад +33

      Like itachi from naruto to sasuke

    • @thomasraaberg8400
      @thomasraaberg8400 7 лет назад +6

      Rainbow Dashie I thought the exact same thing

  • @RobinOnYew
    @RobinOnYew 5 лет назад +3231

    *soviet womble teasing Jack about past events that he as been evil*
    *Jack gets anger buffed*
    *soviet womble's chat turns against him*
    *Jack slaughter Cyanide and Soviet*
    *little brothers all around the world cheering.*

    • @TDGCmote
      @TDGCmote 4 года назад +26

      druzy woozy disappointing on Soviet’s end. He played his game up until when it really counted.

    • @LuxiChara
      @LuxiChara 4 года назад

      @AiniusYT A1N1U5 calm down

    • @rezaanugrahpr._
      @rezaanugrahpr._ 4 года назад +14

      top 10 revenge in anime

  • @willh.7284
    @willh.7284 6 лет назад +5823

    Jack you've made little brothers all around the world proud

    • @danboah2501
      @danboah2501 6 лет назад +19

      Wildhelm yes

    • @tommygunengineer9184
      @tommygunengineer9184 5 лет назад +78

      Jack aka Lamram is the hero we all need but not the one we deserve

    • @austin2787
      @austin2787 5 лет назад +28

      And big brothers feel like shit, from a big brother

    • @jennawynes62
      @jennawynes62 5 лет назад +4

      Wildhelm ..and sisters😂

    • @the97percent
      @the97percent 5 лет назад +13

      @@tommygunengineer9184 na we deserve that shit

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  7 лет назад +4600

    Hey there folks. Sorry for the 5 week gap since the last video. I mentioned in the comments of the last bullshittery that I wanted to work on a side-project for a bit. So I put aside 3 weeks to do that. And it was very productive. I look forward to showing you when it's done. But for now, back to bullshitteries.

    • @nonachyourbusiness1164
      @nonachyourbusiness1164 7 лет назад +12

      SovietWomble yeeeeeeeeee boiiiiiiiii

    • @jdevilgamerdrjuciyfruit1348
      @jdevilgamerdrjuciyfruit1348 7 лет назад +3

      SovietWomble hi keep these bullshitiry vids up

    • @robsonparker6835
      @robsonparker6835 7 лет назад +1

      SovietWomble can't wait to see more videos womble and looking forward to the side project! any hints on what it's about?!

    • @TinyNStrong15
      @TinyNStrong15 7 лет назад +1

      SovietWomble can't wait for more great content from you, your awesome work and insight for awesome comedy amongst you and your friend has inspired me to upload more thank you so much :)

    • @bionik6861
      @bionik6861 7 лет назад

      SovietWomble Sorry not forgiven i already killed myself due to the lack of content.

  • @indenial4445
    @indenial4445 7 лет назад +1671

    That Womble and Clive photo was just disturbing..

  • @rickyy1605
    @rickyy1605 6 лет назад +3932

    “Im not gonna lose to my lil’ brother”
    2 Minutes later
    *DEAD*

    • @ManWithAMask_
      @ManWithAMask_ 5 лет назад +7

      I just imagine heavy from tf2 saying that.

    • @yep5856
      @yep5856 4 года назад +2

      nobody. fucking. cares.

    • @mavearik8988
      @mavearik8988 4 года назад +3

      @@yep5856 you did take the time to comment....

    • @yep5856
      @yep5856 4 года назад +1

      @@mavearik8988 WELL HOW ABOUT THE FACTOR THAT *E V E R Y O N E* IN THE COMMENT SECTION IS COMMENTING ABOUT THE CRACKHEAD LITTLE BROTHER HUH SHITFACE

    • @ManWithAMask_
      @ManWithAMask_ 4 года назад +6

      @@yep5856 Ok kid. Calm down. You on your period or some shit?

  • @chasehanson45
    @chasehanson45 7 лет назад +3884

    Rip Clive

    • @Sagedurk
      @Sagedurk 7 лет назад +5

      Chase Hanson CLIIIIVE

    • @tqxicdej
      @tqxicdej 7 лет назад +6

      Clive NOOOOOO

    • @severalpeople1407
      @severalpeople1407 7 лет назад +10

      I miss Clive

    • @FormulePoeme807
      @FormulePoeme807 7 лет назад +26

      Soviet loose agains is lil brother because he didn't have clive at this moment

    • @jugg1266
      @jugg1266 6 лет назад +2

      Bibi lunic et le seul and you lose the spelling bee because you don’t know English.

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 6 лет назад +2213

    He remembered the shirt...

    • @cakesliealot
      @cakesliealot 6 лет назад +88

      He channeled his inner anger about that shirt

    • @AMoistEggroll
      @AMoistEggroll 6 лет назад +64

      As well as the broken Playstation

    • @lebendystraw3683
      @lebendystraw3683 6 лет назад +33

      Shirt > PlayStation shut your mouth I'm an expert in this matter

    • @ZodokiEsparda
      @ZodokiEsparda 5 лет назад +3

      fuck the shirt worry about the PLAYSTATION TT-TT

    • @iaial0
      @iaial0 5 лет назад +8

      @@ZodokiEsparda you cannot unburn a t-shirt while you can often fix a PlayStation.
      If someone threw my favourite shirt in the fire I'd absolutely punch the hell out of him

  • @stingingwallgaming8522
    @stingingwallgaming8522 6 лет назад +2269

    Ohhh so that is why womble is not playing this game any more

    • @sebsandwich1162
      @sebsandwich1162 6 лет назад +97

      The game is dead

    • @DarkSyrex
      @DarkSyrex 6 лет назад +116

      stingingwall gaming servers are down and the owner leave the game by dead

    • @uedarizaru
      @uedarizaru 6 лет назад +5

      its free to play now tho, and they back

    • @DarkSyrex
      @DarkSyrex 6 лет назад +12

      @@uedarizaru yes I know the artist is change it and also game title change it too I happy to see this game again

    • @lunamoonfang2
      @lunamoonfang2 6 лет назад +37

      Guys...he/she is talking about losing to his little brother.

  • @myers5059
    @myers5059 5 лет назад +556

    Lamram = Solid Snake
    Soviet = Liquid Snake

  • @Mr850man
    @Mr850man 7 лет назад +1148

    I am very dissapointed, your twitch channel is a scam, the other day I watched it and it didn't have any subtitles.

    • @schippes24
      @schippes24 7 лет назад +10

      what do i need subtitels for? can't you understand what i'm saying?!

    • @silvergesbert6807
      @silvergesbert6807 7 лет назад +6

      Mr850man streams can't have subtitles if they did they would be automatic and would be shit

    • @wilsonsilva2918
      @wilsonsilva2918 7 лет назад +57

      Underrated comment

    • @jesper3785
      @jesper3785 7 лет назад +162

      These people not getting a joke...

    • @Loukablyat
      @Loukablyat 7 лет назад +2

      +schippes24 To be honest, for a non native speaker like me, I prefer watching with the subtitles :)

  • @jasonw3745
    @jasonw3745 6 лет назад +2254

    "You were the chosen one Jack! You were my brother Jack!" -Obi Womble Kenobi-

    • @TombstoneSyrup
      @TombstoneSyrup 5 лет назад +11

      Obi womble kenoble

    • @kgcobalt2030
      @kgcobalt2030 5 лет назад +6

      This comment is far too underrated 😂😂😂😂

    • @shadyboi1311
      @shadyboi1311 5 лет назад +6

      Obi Wom Kenomble

    • @SnappyVolcano
      @SnappyVolcano 4 года назад +3

      There can only be two, master and an apprentice. It is the role of the apprentice to crave and envy their master’s power and one day, kill their master and claim the title of sith lord...

    • @Glorbnok
      @Glorbnok 4 года назад

      Obi Wan Kenomble

  • @that_one_guyyeah472
    @that_one_guyyeah472 7 лет назад +1420

    Jack remembers...

    • @brendanhoden6816
      @brendanhoden6816 7 лет назад +47

      Jack want vengeance

    • @justhere3883
      @justhere3883 7 лет назад +38

      Jack gets what Jack wants...

    • @kamman626
      @kamman626 6 лет назад +44

      That_one_Guy Yeah *jack will remember that

    • @FireofthetigerYT
      @FireofthetigerYT 6 лет назад +23

      Kameron Harrison *CartonWaffle will remember that

    • @felspare1416
      @felspare1416 6 лет назад +2

      He sees you when you're sleeping...

  • @donkeymcdoof6787
    @donkeymcdoof6787 6 лет назад +367

    “I have achieved ultimate power!” Best part!

  • @TheAimGames
    @TheAimGames 7 лет назад +12406

    You've disappointed big brothers everywhere...

    • @alekburman3719
      @alekburman3719 7 лет назад +512

      TheAimGames The future is now old man!

    • @DaBakeryManager
      @DaBakeryManager 7 лет назад +85

      Alek Burman not yet

    • @nicholasride5549
      @nicholasride5549 7 лет назад +193

      TheAimGames Am big brother. Can confirm.

    • @RustyRunner
      @RustyRunner 7 лет назад +60

      nonsense he just wanted to toughen him up thats all

    • @potoobb
      @potoobb 7 лет назад +43

      Little brother rise!!

  • @Jinzostudios
    @Jinzostudios 7 лет назад +573

    I cheered for womble. reason: Clive.

    • @t-dog660
      @t-dog660 7 лет назад +92

      AtlasGaming I almost cried at 3:51

    • @NFGamergirl0
      @NFGamergirl0 7 лет назад +2

      DJ WUBBZ same

  • @dogerio
    @dogerio 7 лет назад +1468

    I was supposed to play The Culling but this brother is kicking my ass...

  • @awppenheimer
    @awppenheimer 5 лет назад +468

    0:46 I love how Womble always says to Cyanide ‘you can’t say that on twitch’
    *but then puts it on RUclips*

    • @Entropy__
      @Entropy__ 5 лет назад +7

      RUclips is not monitized, whereas twitch is :)

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 лет назад +20

      @@Entropy__ well, it CAN be, but not anything Soviet posts.

  • @Chris_Cross
    @Chris_Cross 6 лет назад +1884

    That ending... was beautiful... brings a tear to my eye...
    Oh wait. That's just from when I was laughing hysterically.

    • @botchii3059
      @botchii3059 4 года назад +7

      The part where cyanide said he'd shove a javelin up Jack's ass, I felt that.

    • @shadowtakagami3506
      @shadowtakagami3506 4 года назад +7

      @@botchii3059 Literally?

    • @botchii3059
      @botchii3059 4 года назад +7

      @@shadowtakagami3506 I'm gaping rn it hurts help

    • @shadowtakagami3506
      @shadowtakagami3506 4 года назад +7

      @@botchii3059 *gets a sewing kit* what is your favorite stitching technique?

    • @shadowtakagami3506
      @shadowtakagami3506 4 года назад +5

      @@botchii3059 That's just gonna make it worse

  • @domwilson7395
    @domwilson7395 7 лет назад +1291

    And that was the last time Womble played The Culling

  • @alisterrodrigues2065
    @alisterrodrigues2065 7 лет назад +748

    I'm at the point in life where I follow a rock named Clive in Twitter. I just don't know anymore

    • @spilledcoffee2788
      @spilledcoffee2788 7 лет назад +15

      Alister Rodrigues but what a good point in life that is

    • @chriswolfe761
      @chriswolfe761 7 лет назад

      I can not find his twitter, link me to it!

    • @screwd
      @screwd 7 лет назад +1

      amateur

    • @Cannot4826
      @Cannot4826 7 лет назад +8

      And he's not even real. He only exists in a god damn video game. XD

    • @spilledcoffee2788
      @spilledcoffee2788 7 лет назад +5

      Dbsrbso :P sshhhh dont crush poor clives dreams

  • @lelor733
    @lelor733 5 лет назад +506

    Jack came back for revenge for his PlayStation and favorite shirt
    **Cries of joy**

  • @dcdubzgaming3846
    @dcdubzgaming3846 7 лет назад +2613

    You already know jack was sweating his ass off there xD

  • @bruhmoment5627
    @bruhmoment5627 7 лет назад +248

    Lamram an inspiration to all little brothers everywhere

    • @jellehier0
      @jellehier0 7 лет назад +16

      Luigi finally on top.

    • @wildgizmo1299
      @wildgizmo1299 7 лет назад +1

      Luigi was always the best

    • @hakonadersin1927
      @hakonadersin1927 7 лет назад

      He's a hero!

    • @arlosteiner8382
      @arlosteiner8382 6 лет назад

      Well he became a big brother by killing soviet restoring balance do now little brothers are back in their place

  • @staciegreene2590
    @staciegreene2590 7 лет назад +823

    My goal is to find a man who talks about me as lovingly as Cyanide talks about opening a container of Nutella

    • @qm2966
      @qm2966 7 лет назад +54

      Or as lovingly as Womble handles Clive.

    • @yourmomma4393
      @yourmomma4393 7 лет назад +1

      you should go straight to 9gag

    • @Sundaydish1
      @Sundaydish1 7 лет назад +1

      Or you could just find one that opens your container and spreads his man Nutella over you.

    • @qm2966
      @qm2966 7 лет назад +6

      This was innocent for about a total of two seconds.

    • @qm2966
      @qm2966 7 лет назад +2

      Anyways, anyone have a man tracker?

  • @kre8or465
    @kre8or465 5 лет назад +143

    clive keeping his name even when in the inventory. womble, your attention to detail never ceases to impress. Also, its nice to know that your anti-skill with grenades is not genetic, that'll help with the (nonexistent) research paper.

  • @dezybear7879
    @dezybear7879 7 лет назад +322

    You lost to your brother because you trusted Clive with Cyanide XD

  • @pierat3338
    @pierat3338 7 лет назад +814

    I WAS going to cheer Womble on, until the bit about throwing the shirt on the bonfire and stealing+breaking the PlayStation, VIVE LE JACK-VELUTION!

  • @BlackironEzekiel
    @BlackironEzekiel 7 лет назад +769

    womble...you got slaughtered by your younger brother... you broke the rules of a family... the younger siblings CANT win

    • @EclipsedEquinox
      @EclipsedEquinox 7 лет назад +12

      WE SHALL PREVAIL!! AS YOUNGEST IN MY FAMILY I WILL MAKE IT SO!!

    • @BlackironEzekiel
      @BlackironEzekiel 7 лет назад +16

      NothingYT you aren't my sibling so go for it XD

    • @elliotlemon8402
      @elliotlemon8402 7 лет назад +38

      Ezekiel Blackiron yeah. I think he should be "ripped of his titles". And be degraded to a little brother.

    • @michael21726
      @michael21726 7 лет назад +74

      Ezekiel Blackiron He is the younger brother now

    • @cerberus8510
      @cerberus8510 7 лет назад +43

      Thats not how it works, you get the title of "Little Bitch" instead

  • @peterhowe547
    @peterhowe547 6 лет назад +1368

    Soviet, who drew the pic with Womble and Clive?; cause that's amazing art

    • @prolly537
      @prolly537 5 лет назад +52

      Zf mollie I guess....

    • @TamLe-bj2yl
      @TamLe-bj2yl 4 года назад +173

      a very late answer: Bewbewdingo, 1 of Soviet's long-time patreon and sub on twitch. He draws many others Soviet's waiting screen when he streams as well iirc

    • @shiftyshitter348
      @shiftyshitter348 4 года назад +17

      @@TamLe-bj2yl bewbewdingo is a girl tho

    • @TamLe-bj2yl
      @TamLe-bj2yl 4 года назад +35

      shifty shitter well then please pardon me. I could swear i saw soviet mentioned about bew bew as “he” somewhere sometime. Maybe i was crazy.

    • @sunnyleeloo
      @sunnyleeloo 4 года назад +5

      Ye

  • @sentry3401
    @sentry3401 7 лет назад +1954

    And then Soviet went to his brothers home and broke his CPU.
    And his pinkies.

  • @AtlasNL
    @AtlasNL 6 лет назад +1230

    [?] Sovietwomble will remember that.

  • @LordFakeGodz
    @LordFakeGodz 7 лет назад +547

    I’m supposed to be playing The Culling™ but My stupid little brother keeps kicking my ass.

    • @RoVirus
      @RoVirus 7 лет назад +53

      FakeGodz is it TheJack27?

    • @callmeivan2064
      @callmeivan2064 7 лет назад +1

      FakeGodz 9gagger?

    • @yeahmemia
      @yeahmemia 7 лет назад +31

      The Gintama6 9gag didnt come up with every fucking joke

    • @callmeivan2064
      @callmeivan2064 7 лет назад +3

      Subal Andruszko ^ ladies and gentlemen, here you may observe such creature we commonly called the butt hurt people please do not feed, talk or in fact interact with it as it may attack viscously.

    • @stormcreek180
      @stormcreek180 7 лет назад

      FakeGodz is it TheLegend27!?!?!? lol

  • @ummmhelp
    @ummmhelp 4 года назад +59

    The part with Soviets brother felt like watching a movie from the villains perspective

  • @screwd
    @screwd 7 лет назад +329

    Top 10 best anime endings

    • @sarcastic871
      @sarcastic871 6 лет назад

      Abdul jamal shariq lequif rahman the beeg deek the 3rd the song was Darude - Sandstorm

  • @CaptainPrincess
    @CaptainPrincess 7 лет назад +247

    Jack has inherited the family
    long live the new king

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 7 лет назад +15

      Captain Princess "Welcome to the family, son"

  • @clivebowman8141
    @clivebowman8141 7 лет назад +280

    im so glad my name was not useless for the rock and it was more useful than cyanide.

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 лет назад +84

      Get back in the Culling you! You're not supposed to be here.

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 7 лет назад +3

      SOVIET ONLY LOST TO JACK BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE CLIVE TO LEAD HIM TO VICTORY.

  • @r3nty191
    @r3nty191 5 лет назад +453

    he actually did stopped playing The Culling lol

    • @siangchengpang772
      @siangchengpang772 4 года назад +31

      The game sucks now anyway

    • @Ryan-mech-muffin
      @Ryan-mech-muffin 4 года назад +3

      Didn't know it was still up and running

    • @anthonygrant4413
      @anthonygrant4413 4 года назад +8

      The sequel came out and it’s traaaash

    • @jacksonholder2987
      @jacksonholder2987 4 года назад +10

      @@Ryan-mech-muffin It's not, the servers shut down, twice.

    • @TuffMelon
      @TuffMelon 4 года назад +41

      @@jacksonholder2987 Yeah, they made The "Definitely not just trying to be PUBG for some reason" Culling 2, failed horribly, went back to Culling 1 with an attempt at a revive and discovered that nobody wanted to come back to Culling 1 so they had to shut it down too.

  • @RageChocobo
    @RageChocobo 7 лет назад +2199

    I'm free, I'm free!
    *Jumps into the gas*
    Dang it!

  • @alejandrozapata534
    @alejandrozapata534 7 лет назад +652

    As a younger brother, i know as much as you do about sibling rules. You broke the rules Soviet.

    • @junktae8113
      @junktae8113 6 лет назад +86

      Alejandro Zapata yeah no one breaks a PlayStation and gets away with it

    • @alphawolf_1415
      @alphawolf_1415 6 лет назад +20

      Alejandro Zapata I'm a older brother and I beat my younger brother in everything but soviet had to die by his younger brother

    • @mtgoverlord4299
      @mtgoverlord4299 6 лет назад +6

      Frick off it is so easy to be a younger brother because you always get your way (at least in my family of younger siblings)

    • @Temazine
      @Temazine 6 лет назад +36

      As a younger AND an older brother at the same time....
      I fucking hate my life.

    • @AnimatorBlake
      @AnimatorBlake 6 лет назад +4

      MTG, I am a youngest brother and I would tell you about just how wrong you are, but you said "frick" which means you have not yet found out how you are going to make the lives of your siblings shit yet and I don't want to speed up the timeline.

  • @Packhuffer
    @Packhuffer 7 лет назад +453

    "I'm riding you"- Soviet, 2K16
    "He stabbed me in the dick"- Soviet, 2K16

    • @benben4200
      @benben4200 7 лет назад +2

      We're in 2017 c:

    • @Packhuffer
      @Packhuffer 7 лет назад +20

      We Weren't at 8:00, December 31st.

    • @creature3628
      @creature3628 7 лет назад +2

      Sir Skeletor in your part of the world perhaps.

    • @BunnyHoppin-
      @BunnyHoppin- 7 лет назад +1

      This video was recorded earlier than it was uploaded

    • @Kathrynerius
      @Kathrynerius 7 лет назад +1

      Ben, this was from a stream in March of 2016!

  • @boffage8922
    @boffage8922 4 года назад +85

    The saddest thing to hear was Womble go “mmm...Clive”

  • @Argon2022
    @Argon2022 7 лет назад +75

    dang, 2016 has taken so many great people, RIP clive

  • @shaden612
    @shaden612 7 лет назад +1724

    let it be known, egging on a younger sibling is not always a good idea when your intention is to beat him or her in a game. 50% of the time the younger sibling will become determined and whup your ass faster than you can say "pass the salt".

    • @primplum
      @primplum 6 лет назад +12

      wind claw but that’s only half the time, that would be an F

    • @zhone3721
      @zhone3721 6 лет назад +17

      I don't have to worry because I can still own my little brother

    • @Vlask
      @Vlask 6 лет назад +12

      iam the younger brother in my family and all i can say is for me its 101% of the time

    • @thealmightyloaf2771
      @thealmightyloaf2771 6 лет назад +6

      I remember doing that in Mario Kart...they broke my 156 win streak...

    • @tarekatorr
      @tarekatorr 6 лет назад +9

      Lemme guess, you're the younger sibling, aren't you, Shaden?

  • @Mincecroft
    @Mincecroft 7 лет назад +426

    So err what do we unsub from womble and sub to lamram

    • @edwinkoh734
      @edwinkoh734 7 лет назад +27

      Mr Mince its thelamram27

    • @maximator7966
      @maximator7966 7 лет назад +83

      Coffee Cat12 who is TheLamram27?

    • @jericho663
      @jericho663 7 лет назад +91

      Soooseas I don't know but he keeps kicking my ass at this game.

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 7 лет назад +50

      Some say he can throw an impact grenade farther than a catapult

    • @RedMarzu
      @RedMarzu 7 лет назад +68

      I heard TheLamram27 once defeated an entire Culling game with a single blow.

  • @joemcgee3082
    @joemcgee3082 6 лет назад +33

    I love how womble goes from taunting his lil bro to just being shocked at his superior skills and then just freaking out and dying.

  • @KeebaAfrica
    @KeebaAfrica 7 лет назад +1300

    PLOT TWIST: jack and CLIVE are secret lovers.

    • @cupcakecrystal1760
      @cupcakecrystal1760 7 лет назад +49

      Sounds like a great storyline

    • @jagannathbarman6712
      @jagannathbarman6712 7 лет назад +37

      kyle johnson Better than twilight atleast

    • @vanselmeer5347
      @vanselmeer5347 7 лет назад +33

      So are we making a fandom or something? I'd say Cyanide and Clive would do a good match, I mean, the tsundere and the silent handsome guy, you know, "it's no like I like you ore anything"... xD

    • @GodplayGamerZulul
      @GodplayGamerZulul 7 лет назад +10

      Same person in disguise*

    • @BDCCN-NguyenHuyHoang-hh6or
      @BDCCN-NguyenHuyHoang-hh6or 7 лет назад +8

      this should be adapted into a movie

  • @maxwellwarren3102
    @maxwellwarren3102 7 лет назад +484

    The fact you're not just one of thousands of boring people commentating on the game as if it was a sport is the reason we all love your videos and think you're such a funny guy (more so when you get beaten by your younger brother after taunting him).
    Also, what type was the cheese? I may have missed that - you got me interested now.

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 лет назад +119

      It was a Wensleydale, with the little bits of dried cranberry in it. Very nice!

    • @Yorikoification
      @Yorikoification 7 лет назад +8

      You have excellent taste in cheese sir!

    • @DarkLinnk7788
      @DarkLinnk7788 7 лет назад +8

      I have to think of " Wallace and Gromit" everytime someone is saying something about cheese

    • @Itskiryl33397
      @Itskiryl33397 7 лет назад

      TIL Womble got me to buy cheese...

    • @Jcz487
      @Jcz487 7 лет назад +1

      Have you seen his Culling Streams he Calls that thing like its a professional sport!

  • @c4professional96
    @c4professional96 7 лет назад +223

    Womble is just adorable.
    I'm not gay.

    • @bot7070
      @bot7070 7 лет назад

      C4 PROFESSIONAL you're not gay but he is

    • @NinjaMoose234
      @NinjaMoose234 7 лет назад +2

      As a straight male, I'd totally fuck womble

    • @notmeoranyoneelse
      @notmeoranyoneelse 7 лет назад +6

      C4 PROFESSIONAL I'm gay

    • @janosrock
      @janosrock 7 лет назад +1

      10:36 idk man, that goes into creepy land fast

  • @workerrcz5025
    @workerrcz5025 5 лет назад +311

    ,,You're an embarrassment to big brothers everywhere!"
    -Spy

    • @Nope-ht6cc
      @Nope-ht6cc 4 года назад

      Worker RCZ I know TF2 but what vid?

    • @TDGCmote
      @TDGCmote 4 года назад

      Worker RCZ lol

    • @workerrcz5025
      @workerrcz5025 4 года назад +1

      @@Nope-ht6cc it's not a specific video, just a one-liner spy sometimes says in-game after killing an enemy spy (I think).

    • @crab_spy_
      @crab_spy_ 4 года назад

      @@workerrcz5025 he says it after dominating another spy.

  • @TorrentOfficiall
    @TorrentOfficiall 7 лет назад +465

    welp see you gents in another 2 months!

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved 7 лет назад +17

      hiya

    • @TheSometimesTraveler
      @TheSometimesTraveler 7 лет назад +1

      T

    • @ei5138
      @ei5138 7 лет назад +4

      TorrentOfficial its have been 4 months

    • @Zimited
      @Zimited 7 лет назад +3

      let me correct you there...

    • @Texano5-0
      @Texano5-0 7 лет назад +2

      TorrentOfficial today he came out with a new video lol. 5 months later

  • @cmr2153
    @cmr2153 8 лет назад +250

    glad you got the ending through like you wanted it. Great work

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  8 лет назад +57

      Thanks. Aye, I think it worked out fairly well.

    • @ballzonmaface
      @ballzonmaface 7 лет назад +1

      amanko13 womble put it as unlisted most likely

    • @amanko1357
      @amanko1357 7 лет назад

      ahhhh I see.

    • @willcarnley3542
      @willcarnley3542 7 лет назад +5

      He allows his backers to see his Bullshittery a few days before he releases it to the public. It's his way of thanking them for paying his rent.

    • @zeyad4844
      @zeyad4844 7 лет назад

      Will Carnley backers?

  • @QurttoRco
    @QurttoRco 8 лет назад +345

    Jack is a hero we need but do not deserve

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 лет назад +52

      Jack is a total knob jockey.

    • @Reromer13
      @Reromer13 7 лет назад +4

      How in the hell did you post that comment 2 days ago?

    • @QurttoRco
      @QurttoRco 7 лет назад +1

      ***** I give money to womble to be a special snowflake :)

    • @Reromer13
      @Reromer13 7 лет назад

      QurttoRco
      Womble is pay-to-win.

    • @shinigamidragoon
      @shinigamidragoon 7 лет назад

      ALL HAIL JACK!

  • @turtlemike5279
    @turtlemike5279 5 лет назад +84

    10:50 Cliche fight scene. Simply beautiful from a Gaming perspective.

  • @dealwitit6563
    @dealwitit6563 7 лет назад +101

    I peed a little when he said ultimate power, I was laughing so hard.
    I guess we all learned a little lesson with that ending.
    Womble is nothing without Clive.

  • @ByFujiHD
    @ByFujiHD 7 лет назад +495

    soviet is like the god when it comes to gaming videos.

    • @tommy3510
      @tommy3510 7 лет назад

      lol

    • @ByFujiHD
      @ByFujiHD 7 лет назад

      and we have the same uploading schedule witch is great

    • @phoenixx_slayzz2022
      @phoenixx_slayzz2022 7 лет назад +6

      Fuji Frankie is better but Womble is funnier. (Frankie does epic). (Womble makes me cry with laughter)

    • @amed86rr
      @amed86rr 7 лет назад

      While you're hard as a rock?

    • @liamturner3358
      @liamturner3358 7 лет назад

      Chef Ramsay Don't always immediately jump on the "hacker" train since he used Bhop scripts for one video. He even addressed it himself and took the DMCA's down.

  • @mojo_VII
    @mojo_VII 7 лет назад +194

    Every time you upload you give me a tingle up my spine :)

    • @mojo_VII
      @mojo_VII 7 лет назад +12

      Now that I read this it sounds kinda 'molesty'

    • @demarismexican1040
      @demarismexican1040 7 лет назад +3

      The Cardboard Box Monster 🌚🌚 that's hot

    • @Nanoelite001
      @Nanoelite001 7 лет назад +14

      The Cardboard Box Monster Really? It gives me a tingle in my ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ... because I pretty much sit down for hours at a time rewatching all his vids
      Replay value is through the roof, congrats Womble, not many youtubers can achieve that level of quality

    • @boxofhammers1427
      @boxofhammers1427 7 лет назад +1

      Are you sure the tingle isn't somewhere else? ;)

  • @wolfania
    @wolfania 4 года назад +19

    10:55
    As soon as “time to say goodbye” played we all knew where this was going...

  • @endahp6192
    @endahp6192 7 лет назад +176

    Womble x Clive
    Still a better love story than twilight

  • @MadCuzBad
    @MadCuzBad 7 лет назад +761

    Lil bro goes in for the win

    • @alecchristiaen4856
      @alecchristiaen4856 7 лет назад +20

      he did what all little brothers dream off, yet few ever achieve.

    • @justhere3883
      @justhere3883 7 лет назад +4

      in a world where anarchy and chaos hold dominant when the watchers arent around. Blackmail, deciption, betrayal, excomunication, friends, workplace, school, teachers, love interests all are only tools to inch your way closer to the top of the ranks and reap all the benefits.
      Essentially my family.

    • @alchemistnezumi9780
      @alchemistnezumi9780 6 лет назад +1

      Michael Jarrett With a grenade as well.

    • @felspare1416
      @felspare1416 6 лет назад

      Soviet is a disgrace to big brother kind. He broke the rules and now there's a special place in hell for him

  • @hansyolo8277
    @hansyolo8277 7 лет назад +120

    Jack has killed Womble and taken Clive as his own. This must not stand.

  • @Subject__
    @Subject__ 6 лет назад +1622

    Hearing Cyninade get shot in the head "OH HE SHOT ME.IN THE HEAD" and then Womble say "just get in there ans shoot him!" felt like one of those actions movies where the gang boss cant understand why his men are getting slaughtered by one guy and just keeps ordering his men to go kill the guy
    [edit 6 months lster] OMFG thx guys ✌😁 never thought id get this many! Much appreciated. have a great year every 1

    • @link199100
      @link199100 5 лет назад +19

      Omg you'r right

    • @duydome
      @duydome 5 лет назад +3

      Up you go

    • @Subject__
      @Subject__ 5 лет назад

      @@duydome i never expected more then maybe 2 likes 😅

    • @Equilibrium8
      @Equilibrium8 5 лет назад +11

      Totally jack = john wick

    • @MilesTailsProwerfan9
      @MilesTailsProwerfan9 5 лет назад +12

      So it means that Womble really WAS the villain in this story!

  • @chain_dive
    @chain_dive 7 лет назад +57

    Jack v Womble , better be in top 5 anime battles 2016

  • @xxMaro92xx
    @xxMaro92xx 7 лет назад +2772

    holy shit, this video was recorded in march?!

    • @xxMaro92xx
      @xxMaro92xx 7 лет назад +4

      I bought it during steam autumn sales xD

    • @CrackCECKer
      @CrackCECKer 7 лет назад +3

      steam reviews say it's shit. Is it really?

    • @xxMaro92xx
      @xxMaro92xx 7 лет назад +1

      BrainCrack
      I think it's fine. it's not so much fun alone though

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 лет назад +239

      +BrainCrack Honestly, I think The Culling is decent, but if I had to pick one thing that has strangled it, it would be not fully appreciating just how little wiggle room there is in early access. Once released, you really shouldn't change much...mechanically speaking. Or you risk alienating your early adopters. And this is something the Culling has done a lot. It's good, it's fun, but early access is bit of a tightrope.

    • @CrackCECKer
      @CrackCECKer 7 лет назад +19

      yea, the difference between improvements and changes. I think the Early Access feature is appertains too much to the market to be a construction place like The Culling used it as.

  • @ink1929
    @ink1929 7 лет назад +228

    Should've just booked it into the gas again

  • @MrPwner911
    @MrPwner911 5 лет назад +420

    6:06 BLACK GUY COME OUT OF NOWHERE!
    Sounds like Detroit in a nutshell

  • @wellingtonbruh3756
    @wellingtonbruh3756 7 лет назад +136

    that ending was just too fucking good! oh god my ribs hurt... oh the music music made the moment.

    • @davegalaga1101
      @davegalaga1101 7 лет назад +2

      OMX STRIKE I'm still laughing because if the end too.

    • @yoogiebear845
      @yoogiebear845 7 лет назад +2

      Dave Galaga Why are you laughing, it was so sad, i'm sitting here almost crying, i think somethings wrong with me xD

    • @Josuke126
      @Josuke126 7 лет назад

      Yoogie Bear its alright friend it got to me too for some reason. No need to worry!

  • @schtinky1151
    @schtinky1151 6 лет назад +2030

    Goodbye, sweet PlayStation. You're death was not in vein.

    • @AnimatorBlake
      @AnimatorBlake 6 лет назад +197

      Yes, it in fact, was in artery.

    • @zeke4488
      @zeke4488 6 лет назад +36

      AnimatorBlake Goddamn you are a fucking savage

    • @bep935
      @bep935 6 лет назад +26

      *vain

    • @colynrobinson212
      @colynrobinson212 6 лет назад +31

      Your"

    • @assassinonprozac
      @assassinonprozac 6 лет назад

      Colyn Robinson wrong your he meant you’re because that’s right

  • @beefalo2170
    @beefalo2170 7 лет назад +858

    Womble didn't won
    Jack neither
    Karma won

    • @BloodyAnime
      @BloodyAnime 7 лет назад +50

      Thanks :3

    • @mdl1369
      @mdl1369 7 лет назад +97

      you know who also didn't win? your fucking english teacher

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 7 лет назад +1

      I don't like penises stop lying

    • @GKXPress
      @GKXPress 7 лет назад +13

      Grammar didnt win either apparently..

    • @leepicbaconman1553
      @leepicbaconman1553 7 лет назад +1

      For leaving Clive out in the middle of nowhere

  • @johngun4377
    @johngun4377 3 года назад +12

    I love how Cyanide sounded Genuinely concerned when the Clive bit came up.

  • @hendo2k380
    @hendo2k380 7 лет назад +910

    You threw his favourite shirt in the fire, you stole and broke his playstation. Then he kills u in this game. You know what that is Womble? That's Revenge and Karma at its finest.

    • @willgame21_art
      @willgame21_art 7 лет назад +75

      Hendo 2K3 yeah on twitch too, meaning live for thousand watching

    • @fhjdghcfhc1936
      @fhjdghcfhc1936 7 лет назад +15

      Hendo 2K3 you know, I feel like there are some complicated family dynamics at play we can't and don't understand as outsides.
      But the hell do I know, I'm just a guy on the Internet

  • @TheKillerOfTheMonkey
    @TheKillerOfTheMonkey 7 лет назад +1301

    You need to upload more. I was curious and checked Clive's twitter and you streamed this back in MARCH.
    Edit: Tired of people trying to use morals to win an argument. Please stop.

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 лет назад +497

      Nah, there's no rush. Better to take the time to get it right, then rush out shit every week.

    • @HAXMINATOR
      @HAXMINATOR 7 лет назад +258

      Saying that, your series is called "Bullshittery".

    • @Xemen
      @Xemen 7 лет назад

      Keep the suspense

    • @sindre786
      @sindre786 7 лет назад +11

      And that is why you are my favorite youtuber ;D

    • @LRZN96
      @LRZN96 7 лет назад +41

      Buckethead390 Quality over quantity

  • @DirtyDangleDaryl
    @DirtyDangleDaryl 7 лет назад +1538

    I wish womble would hold me the same way he holds Clive
    Edit: holy shizzle 1400 people liked this comment, i feel blessed

  • @viNagomi_Kaz3
    @viNagomi_Kaz3 5 лет назад +42

    Jack picked up clive. Which makes him the winner

  • @BioToxinInc
    @BioToxinInc 7 лет назад +164

    As a younger brother, Jack is now our hero

    • @-XTD-
      @-XTD- 7 лет назад +20

      A hero to all little brothers

    • @nickroberts501
      @nickroberts501 7 лет назад +7

      The younger sibling is always better than the older.

    • @2Shy2Die
      @2Shy2Die 7 лет назад

      i have no problem standing between 2 guys with broken bottles that try to cut each other open. no problem at all. im there and hold them back even if they cut my arm open. (didnt noticed it anyway... adrinalin is a pretty good pain killer)
      but when my big sis gets mad im out. you wont see me near her untill she cools down. i promis. and shes only like what? 2 minuts older....
      so yeah... pretty much a hero xD
      greetings from germany

    • @BlackSkarabaeus
      @BlackSkarabaeus 7 лет назад

      He is truly The Chosen One, to overgrow the older siblings.

  • @ctrlaltrepeat245
    @ctrlaltrepeat245 6 лет назад +476

    Press F to pay respects for clive

  • @timothykammerer7622
    @timothykammerer7622 7 лет назад +72

    I'd like to imagine in the end his brother just yells in the sky

    • @BROODxBELEG
      @BROODxBELEG 7 лет назад +54

      i'd like to imagine him tea-bagging.. but hey, everyone has got his taste right?

    • @toni8003
      @toni8003 7 лет назад

      or t-bags

  • @fastboi9990
    @fastboi9990 4 года назад +81

    I would hire Womble for commenting e-sport
    He's clearly born to do it

    • @rus0004
      @rus0004 3 года назад +2

      Makes me want cheese.

    • @LoathingEditor
      @LoathingEditor 3 года назад +1

      He used to run groups or whatever on World Of Warcraft (not familiar with the whole thing), and that experience made him an excellent speaker I'd wager.

  • @dylanwilcox1411
    @dylanwilcox1411 7 лет назад +20

    are we just going to ignore the intense revenge subplot that's been going on this entire culling match which ended with badass music and jack slitting his brothers throat

  • @Carbon2861996
    @Carbon2861996 7 лет назад +84

    I bet Jack was actually transfigured Clive taking revenge for being left behind.

  • @Rex-fg9ks
    @Rex-fg9ks 7 лет назад +194

    jack got his revenge

  • @lapeez2277
    @lapeez2277 5 лет назад +50

    As a little brother, Jack has made me proud

  • @wasd1086
    @wasd1086 7 лет назад +604

    Sweet justice for little brothers everywhere.

    • @collkev
      @collkev 7 лет назад +22

      And disappointment for Big brothers

    • @mr.crabbyturtle
      @mr.crabbyturtle 7 лет назад +14

      We should make a little brother clan

    • @hidood648
      @hidood648 7 лет назад

      Joel Fleran yes

    • @jester4627
      @jester4627 6 лет назад +12

      You may have won the battle but us big brothers will win the war

    • @the_rat_man1858
      @the_rat_man1858 6 лет назад +1

      Joel Fleran WE WILL RISE

  • @tycoley2624
    @tycoley2624 7 лет назад +355

    I still side with Soviet, the taunting was hilarious, I'm proud of him

    • @jester4627
      @jester4627 6 лет назад +7

      Ty Coley but he disgraced all big bros by losinbt

    • @jester4627
      @jester4627 6 лет назад +1

      *losing

    • @elizaheintzelman8764
      @elizaheintzelman8764 6 лет назад

      Jester you know you could just edit your comment

  • @ZereWasTaken
    @ZereWasTaken 7 лет назад +114

    Well, Scar and Mufasa were brothers.

    • @leserdemun
      @leserdemun 7 лет назад

      Captainpewd But they were talking about Scar and Simba ;)

    • @ZereWasTaken
      @ZereWasTaken 7 лет назад +1

      leserdemun I realize.

    • @SchrodingerMil
      @SchrodingerMil 7 лет назад +4

      Captainpewd and Mufasa was the elder

  • @garrwheezington6990
    @garrwheezington6990 5 лет назад +15

    Jack has started a global rebellion, where younger brothers will defeat their elders.
    Thank you Jack, you are our king

  • @shaisagi5710
    @shaisagi5710 7 лет назад +29

    The brotherly rule dictates that now jack has to take over your channel

  • @RoboticFemboy
    @RoboticFemboy 7 лет назад +70

    "I'm not making a rape kit."
    *picks up man tracker*

  • @RobinsonLaneScaryNed
    @RobinsonLaneScaryNed 7 лет назад +22

    When Clive got his Twitter account I fucking died and couldn't stop dying for almost 5 minutes my god soviet you've always made my day.

  • @zow8238
    @zow8238 3 года назад +2

    Soviet's death at the hands of his little brother should be how more villains die in movies. Panicking, regretting their life decisions, pleading, being in denial, and living long enough to suffer the agony of watching everything they built up fall apart around them just before the last blow is delivered, giving them no chance to come to terms with their fate.