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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

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  • @atrain2158
    @atrain2158 Год назад +2072

    Remember fellas, if your girl asks you for an open relationship she's already cheating or has a guy in mind

    • @imageword5576
      @imageword5576 Год назад +47

      It should be the guy asking for an open relationship, otherwise that's f*cked up

    • @gbeach85
      @gbeach85 Год назад

      @@imageword5576 What a dumb, sexist comment 😂

    • @FunkSoulBubby
      @FunkSoulBubby Год назад +62

      Also if your girl is cheating and you do down on her you might just be ingesting another man's semen.

    • @Bill87762
      @Bill87762 Год назад +1

      100

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Год назад +135

      @@imageword5576 its fucking weird either way bro lol
      you guys different breed then me if you down for the open shit, either side.

  • @DanielWood-v6y
    @DanielWood-v6y 10 месяцев назад +394

    If a girl wants an open relationship, go for her sister.

    • @ShawnFX
      @ShawnFX 8 месяцев назад +33

      Then the mother

    • @briancomforti3890
      @briancomforti3890 8 месяцев назад +2

      Why would her sister automatically agree with that. Cope and seethe. Matt literally said that this whole clips

    • @rustyshackelford7121
      @rustyshackelford7121 6 месяцев назад

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@ShawnFX Then the father

    • @booates
      @booates 5 месяцев назад

      @@briancomforti3890 probably why he said "go for" and not "fuck her sister". and you going for it at all is going to be an issue even if there was no chance of it happening

  • @votuhtx
    @votuhtx 27 дней назад +34

    I had a girl pull this with me once. She "let me know" one day that she was not only dating another guy, she was dating another girl. The way she told me was super nonchalant too, a very "this is what's happening now and that's that"
    Immediately dumped her. 3 months later She got dumped by the new couple and called wanting me back after her other options were spent. Hail no

  • @andrew2272kag
    @andrew2272kag Год назад +514

    Ex asked for an open relationship after 3 and a half years. I said no, and while I sat reconsidering the entire relationship, she revealed that she had cheated anyway and her logic was if we opened it, if she slept with anyone else it wouldn't be cheating. She was then confused, and subsequently livid, that I ended things there.

    • @TonyKingOfTheOzone
      @TonyKingOfTheOzone Год назад

      Thanks for not being a cuck g

    • @rianwestling115
      @rianwestling115 Год назад +13

      Rough

    • @jakej2680
      @jakej2680 Год назад +60

      Sorry brother. At least you didn't start a family with her!

    • @nicog7975
      @nicog7975 Год назад

      Sorry bud. Your peener was probably too small for her. My condolences

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ Год назад

      Same for mine but she never actually cheated. She just had weird fuckin fantasies of it. Shit like wanting someone else involved for a threesome.
      She shut up real quick about it once I mentioned if she thinks she'll get fucked by another dude, I'll fuck another girl.
      She realized she wouldn't be able to handle that.
      Relationship saved.

  • @OLDPEDOJOE
    @OLDPEDOJOE Год назад +165

    "Open Relationship" is just code for: "I cheated" or "I want to cheat on you"

    • @KarazolaX
      @KarazolaX 5 дней назад

      It's a soft breakup

  • @Avengerie
    @Avengerie Год назад +1253

    Matt talking about getting strapped: “I couldn’t do it. It all depends…”
    Matt talking about voting for Obama: “Get the fuck outta here”

    • @peterortiz1160
      @peterortiz1160 Год назад +36

      Do you blame him?

    • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
      @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Год назад +2

      Lol.

    • @MDP112
      @MDP112 Год назад

      He’s fucked either way 🤷‍♂️

    • @jebediah4780
      @jebediah4780 Год назад +16

      You could get strapped once or get strapped on a daily basis.

    • @user-mh9mf3fp4f
      @user-mh9mf3fp4f Год назад

      why would you need a condom you're fucking me with a strap on@@jebediah4780

  • @NothingHereForYou
    @NothingHereForYou Год назад +619

    I saw a story on Reddit that was a girl who brought up wanting to get into an open relationship. When she brought it up the dude stood up and walked out. He was completely moved out of their apartment by the end of the week and she was confused on where she went wrong

    • @nnnickkk
      @nnnickkk Год назад +230

      Dude was a king for leaving the dirty girl.

    • @NothingHereForYou
      @NothingHereForYou Год назад +51

      @@nnnickkk Yea everyone in the comments was grilling her on

    • @mon0theist_tv
      @mon0theist_tv Год назад +109

      I saw one where the dude just straight up disappeared, changed his number and everything lol

    • @liyuche2695
      @liyuche2695 Год назад +17

      King of kings

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan 11 месяцев назад +16

      ⁠@@mon0theist_tv man that’s so sick. Just pulling a Jack Reacher

  • @mixedmedianetwork2896
    @mixedmedianetwork2896 2 года назад +273

    This happened to a buddy of mine, got engaged and then she said it was cool if he wanted to hook up with other girls. They separated shortly after because she had been cheating.

  • @detacheddad3396
    @detacheddad3396 11 месяцев назад +71

    9:46 “let your woman make all the decisions for a year and find out where your at.” So true

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 Год назад +293

    3:39 *Matt* : “it goes back to my classic bit of ‘why 50 shades of grey isn’t about a plumber’ “ Matt’s nonchalant way of just BLOWING past ideas that could get a whole podcast ep is unsurpassed lol 😆

  • @guffbucket
    @guffbucket 2 года назад +259

    If u listen to everything your girl says she won't like you anymore

    • @JonLundgren
      @JonLundgren Год назад

      Yep. Who listens to the chick? Pussbags.

    • @TyroKith
      @TyroKith Год назад +6

      1,000,000%

    • @PreacherJenkins
      @PreacherJenkins 6 месяцев назад +11

      Patrice brought the good word to many

    • @magicknight13
      @magicknight13 6 месяцев назад +6

      What kind of logic is this 😭😭

    • @guffbucket
      @guffbucket 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@magicknight13 it's true

  • @joelglanton6531
    @joelglanton6531 Год назад +37

    "I took the J, then I transferred over to the N." Hahahahaha

  • @alec6948
    @alec6948 Год назад +223

    Anytime I hear Shane say "I live in New York now" I die all over again

    • @bryanpinto4051
      @bryanpinto4051 Год назад +7

      he will be back. they ALL come back to the greatest city on the East Coast

    • @no-replies
      @no-replies Год назад +2

      Read this as he said it

    • @sirjimssirjims9047
      @sirjimssirjims9047 Год назад +15

      ​@@bryanpinto4051new York is so dirty. Maybe explore a city outside of that concrete jungle you call home befre saying that lmao

    • @johnf.hebert1409
      @johnf.hebert1409 Год назад +5

      I ran into him at a coffee shop in Astoria and it was like when you're a kid and you see your teacher outside of school.

    • @brandnew3225
      @brandnew3225 Год назад

      How did you die the first time?

  • @RockSmithStudio
    @RockSmithStudio 15 дней назад +4

    "If you don't care about the chick, then I'm sure it's a great deal"
    My thoughts exactly

  • @dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554
    @dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554 Год назад +134

    Matt's right. To be scientifically frank, women are attracted to status. That's what it is. Everyone thought it was money. It isn't. It's status.

    • @nurgle-j5n
      @nurgle-j5n Год назад +9

      very true. status and confidence seem to big the biggest factors

    • @Roberto-de8xv
      @Roberto-de8xv Год назад +15

      I got laid when I was a broke undergrad student & then bartender. Zero status. How does that work?

    • @SexyTCAPdecoy4Hansen
      @SexyTCAPdecoy4Hansen Год назад +45

      @@Roberto-de8xv
      You’ve got the rizz. You’re a “Rizzly-bear”.

    • @hopoff9968
      @hopoff9968 Год назад +8

      Well money is an undeniable part of status, not the whole thing but it counts for sure.

    • @Originalchili
      @Originalchili Год назад +16

      ​@@Roberto-de8xvyea but how was the quality of the girls you were getting? Thats also a factor, anyone can bag crazy ass mid chicks

  • @5unny5ide
    @5unny5ide Год назад +100

    Yoooo. MATT is dropping bars of wisdom in this.

    • @pokeman5000
      @pokeman5000 Год назад

      His statistic in paternity fraud is WAY off. It's legitimately around 30% of infants are the result of fraud. Not even joking. This is corroborated by the U.S blood bank, and sites like 23andme. Unironically the United States D.O.D put out a memoradum to soldiers back in 2018 telling them to stop getting online genetic testing done for "security reasons" More like stop finding out she cheated and going postal back home.

    • @archierok9907
      @archierok9907 Год назад

      Need the ep

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@archierok9907ep 91. he puts them in the description

  • @coveredscar
    @coveredscar Год назад +91

    Dude god damn, realest shit I’ve ever heard, “something more respectable about a straight up piece of shit, then someone pretending to take the moral high ground.” The amount of gaslighting I’ve experienced has rattled my brain, there’s such a toxic tactical trait in woman that constantly leaves me confused and at unease. At times I really find myself convinced “I’m the problem” when I’ll be absolutely, justifiably, pissed about something, only to then somehow be the reason for why anything bad is happening. Even in times taking accountability on my own part, it BARELY goes both ways. They have some fucked up super powers, that’ll cause you to lose hair before you know it.

    • @jebediah4780
      @jebediah4780 Год назад

      You need to realize that this is specifically women who are on the sociopath/anti social spectrum. Unfortunately, this is starting to become a BIG chunk of our population. Almost no one knows this, but the amount of sociopaths is SKYROCKETING in this country, just like all other diseases and mental illnesses are. You need to find someone who believes in morality, and that is only consistently found among religious circles.

    • @robf4605
      @robf4605 Год назад +3

      Sounds like me exactly. Lol. Good luck dude.

    • @coveredscar
      @coveredscar Год назад +2

      @@robf4605 you too man, truly ♡

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 11 месяцев назад +3

      "gAsLiGhTiNg"... the buzzword of 2022/23.

    • @stephaneelee1466
      @stephaneelee1466 11 месяцев назад

      Yup. Only women do this shit 🙄

  • @Ryan599187
    @Ryan599187 2 года назад +29

    Loool “you crazy for this one”

  • @6DCNostrada
    @6DCNostrada 10 дней назад +2

    That was actually solid advice, anybody can hear "Follow your gf's ideas for a year." and think "That's a horrible idea."

  • @AlphanumericCharacters
    @AlphanumericCharacters Год назад +290

    Open relationships are evidence of the shallowness of our society.

    • @KevinCapolino
      @KevinCapolino Год назад +34

      Great point. At no other time in human history have humans had open relationships, cheated on each other, or been mostly focused on sex.

    • @TheChupacabra
      @TheChupacabra Год назад +11

      Like Chevy said, it’s unnatural and highly irregular to have an open relationship.
      Now to look out a window at the natural world and millennia of procreation by all species. Each of the progeny created only after the blessing of their parents and an appropriate courting period.

    • @AlphanumericCharacters
      @AlphanumericCharacters Год назад +26

      @@KevinCapolino I never said it has never happened before. The societies that it was rampant within and accepted to an extent were also shallow.
      Open relationships are shallow. You fail to commit to each other the most private of yourselves. You devalue your intimacy with transactional meaningless sex. Your partner gets no special standing in your life and you do not in theirs.
      Anyone who would engage in this is damaged and shallow. Incapable of feeling and living a truly deep bonding of souls that is true love. Even worse they hold the concept of true love in contempt. Hold the concept of true intimacy in contempt and reduce it all to an animalistic, momentary physical pleasure detached from any deep emotion. Which makes it….inherently shallow.

    • @teejay1646
      @teejay1646 Год назад +19

      Are they? Seems like hurt men will use strong emotional language like this to declare society "morally bankrupt and evil" and it tends to just be about women doing what they want with their bodies and literally never anything that actually warrants that kind of emotional response.
      Hurt men who can't handle grown ass adults doing what they want on their own time with their own bodies are far more of an issue in society than couples existing who don't have the same rules you have about sex

    • @AlphanumericCharacters
      @AlphanumericCharacters Год назад

      @@teejay1646 or perhaps “doing what they want with their bodies” while stringing some hurt man along is simply narcissism? Playing manipulative games with him. Talking of respect and boundaries while you simply use him for whatever you are after.
      Why must it be hurt men? No women believe in monogamy?
      Why must it be some patriarchy bullshit?
      Are you claiming that all women would be into open relationships if not for the patriarchy? (True question. Not putting words in your mouth.)
      Something you probably will never understand is that an open relationship is actually not a relationship at all. People have emotional needs. The need to feel loved and special. Those who don’t are rigid, un-empathetic narcissists. You may say this shows “neediness”. Yes it does. We need each other. We need comfort and love and commitment on a deep level. Not to be just some other dick she jumps on or hole he plugs.
      In an open relationship one would presumably have platonic friends, friends who are also sex partners, and acquaintances who are sex partners only. What is unique about the “main partner”? Nothing. So all you have is a bunch of people fucking. You wanna do that, fine. But you are missing out on the most valuable thing in life.
      Love.
      You are sad.

  • @sethberry58
    @sethberry58 2 года назад +69

    BEST FACESWAP YET. Keep ‘em comin peepop

  • @Youtube304s
    @Youtube304s Год назад +15

    Women are attracted to guys above them, not equal to them.

    • @nimmha6708
      @nimmha6708 10 месяцев назад +6

      So to all men? höööhöööhöööööö...

    • @Jdb63
      @Jdb63 9 месяцев назад

      @@nimmha6708 Ba dum tssss

    • @solaireastora5394
      @solaireastora5394 9 месяцев назад +2

      They are attracted across and up their social standing, mainly across due to ease of access.

    • @samir6047
      @samir6047 2 месяца назад

      People who don't agree with this should check out hoe math. That guy rules

    • @Youtube304s
      @Youtube304s 6 дней назад

      Theyll settle for across but theyll never be satisfied until they think they leveled up. Its not women, its biology. ​@solaireastora5394

  • @judecohen5368
    @judecohen5368 2 года назад +61

    You guys are the fucking best! Thanks Dawgs nothing like a good laugh and puffco peak hit after a bootyhole ass day of work. Thanks fellas

  • @TheSlackerebel
    @TheSlackerebel 2 месяца назад +1

    “I live in New York now…” haha everything Shane says after that is always funny.

  • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
    @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Год назад +56

    My problem wouldn't be the sleeping around. My problem would be having to work long hours knowing that she's going to take it all in the divorce courts.

    • @DrGibbby
      @DrGibbby 7 месяцев назад

      pretty cucked thing to say

    • @JustaLocalLLC
      @JustaLocalLLC 26 дней назад

      Prenuptial contracts bro,
      Protect yo'self

  • @Gojeto346
    @Gojeto346 Год назад +33

    If she ever asks, she’s already cheated

  • @DigitalGringo
    @DigitalGringo Месяц назад +2

    My ex fiance of 7 years came in and asked if i thought about an open relationship and i said no but you have kicked that broad to the curb

  • @TheSixStringGuy
    @TheSixStringGuy 6 дней назад +1

    My best friends wife asked to talk to another girl. My friend agreed....3 weeks later she moved out and filed for divorce

  • @tibbsmcfish3056
    @tibbsmcfish3056 2 года назад +25

    The add before this clip was for poly couples

    • @tidigimon
      @tidigimon 2 года назад +8

      Good to know since they’re targeted

    • @bougiebum9138
      @bougiebum9138 2 года назад +5

      Doesn't poly inherently mean they're more than a couple?

    • @boofe7206
      @boofe7206 Месяц назад

      ​@@bougiebum9138 yeah I guess, they're a few

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 2 года назад +250

    I recommend every man just by default demand a DNA test when their kid is born. Every time. Just standard. Make it the norm.

    • @Avengerie
      @Avengerie Год назад +34

      They are illegal in France, so guys have to send the samples to Spain.

    • @ShinFahima
      @ShinFahima Год назад +33

      ​@@softjones3128 Yeah screw a sample, just send the whole kid.

    • @jaredk748
      @jaredk748 Год назад +26

      My gf and I got laid off around the same time so we were together literally 24 hours a day during the time frame that our baby had been conceived. I still insisted on a paternity test just because of all the fucked up stories you hear about guys raising kids that turn out not to be theirs 💯💯

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou Год назад +30

      @@Avengerie paternity tests are illegal in France? So they just ALWAYS go on the chick's word 100% of the time?!

    • @Avengerie
      @Avengerie Год назад +1

      @@MattH-wg7ou apparently. You either disown the kid or sign up as the father.

  • @brasshouse-og
    @brasshouse-og Месяц назад +3

    One of my buddies in the 90s we found out his dad was a cross-dresser. The dude was a pest control technician and we found a shoebox full of Polaroids of that dude dressed up Rocky horror picture show style. I honestly honestly felt really bad for my buddy.

  • @oswaldomayberry9260
    @oswaldomayberry9260 Год назад +13

    Adam 22 should’ve listened to the boys before it was too late…

  • @28hipster
    @28hipster 7 месяцев назад +3

    Shane sounded so hurt at around 4:00 when he said to Matt “you said you would” about getting strapped 😂

    • @jamesg199t
      @jamesg199t 4 месяца назад

      No takes backs when talking straps

  • @lucassepulveda3158
    @lucassepulveda3158 2 года назад +18

    Peepop can’t be stopped

  • @yuanjiazhu7940
    @yuanjiazhu7940 2 года назад +26

    So many good boi points for Matthew?

  • @twood1277
    @twood1277 4 дня назад

    This is the clip I needed to start my Monday baby!

  • @vicrattlehead8665
    @vicrattlehead8665 9 месяцев назад +3

    They can talk about topics that get me mad normally and just have me fucking DYING

  • @guilhermeal2170
    @guilhermeal2170 11 месяцев назад +4

    There was a study in a school in England and 1 in every 10 kids was not related to their registered father.

  • @lachlanmclennan2188
    @lachlanmclennan2188 2 года назад +16

    1 in 200?
    It's like 1 in 5 in my book

    • @imageword5576
      @imageword5576 Год назад +1

      I think the statistic is around 10%

  • @dabeastfromdaweast9788
    @dabeastfromdaweast9788 7 месяцев назад +6

    I've never seen an open relationship where it's completely balanced. Doesn't matter if it's the guy or the girl someone is ho'ing way more than the other, which leaves the other insecure, and shit just melts from the straight up toxicity.
    It's an excuse to not be loyal, nothing more

  • @jamiemccormick8259
    @jamiemccormick8259 Год назад +11

    I'm tripping my balls off

  • @mon0theist_tv
    @mon0theist_tv Год назад +28

    "open relationship" is an oxymoron

  • @brandonthorpe9905
    @brandonthorpe9905 5 дней назад

    Matt almost talked shit on Trump “Clinton was a bad boy about it. Apparently he’d grab me by the… I mean” 😂

  • @alext3571
    @alext3571 9 месяцев назад +16

    Hooked up with a girl who was in an open relationship and she justified it by saying, “I have a lot of love to give”. My first thought was, “oh you want to keep your boyfriend and all the benefits that come with that while still getting dick on the side” 😂 felt kinda bad for the dude but I did what I had to do.

    • @BikingVikingHH
      @BikingVikingHH 8 месяцев назад +1

      Me too, down in San Diego. She was super hot and he was a total nerd. she lived at his apartment and I would bang her while she told him to hang out in the library on campus lol
      She had her cake and was eating it too, and doormat of a boyfriend like a little emotional support animal, free rent, and stunt cock on the side.
      The funny part was when I decided to get a real girlfriend and she got mad that I was seeing someone else lol

    • @jethro-wilkinson
      @jethro-wilkinson 7 месяцев назад +2

      I had the same thing. She finished things after a few months because I wouldn't treat it like a real relationship. She wanted two boyfriends 😂

    • @t.c.4321
      @t.c.4321 5 дней назад

      If it wasn't you it would have been someone else

  • @javiergutierrez8446
    @javiergutierrez8446 Год назад +28

    If you got a good body she’ll cheat on her Rich successful bf/husband for you.
    Trust me
    Hit the gym

    • @utewbd
      @utewbd 9 месяцев назад

      Absolutely.
      Being in good shape is 90% of getting laid

    • @BBeowulf
      @BBeowulf 7 месяцев назад

      You’re as scummy as them if you’re sleeping with peoples wives/girlfriends.
      Snake of a person.

  • @tylerdurden5359
    @tylerdurden5359 2 месяца назад +2

    "I don't listen to women, I tell 'em to shut up."

  • @RayDesmond587
    @RayDesmond587 Год назад +31

    I agree, we live in a world were we have listen to every word a woman says and take it as the truth.

    • @stoicsavage509
      @stoicsavage509 Год назад +2

      You actually don't have to take anything you don't believe as truth

  • @bondvagabond42
    @bondvagabond42 6 месяцев назад +1

    In Canada, 1 in 6 fathers are raising a kid who they think is theirs, but it's not. That's shady af.

  • @ididntevenknowhewassick6315
    @ididntevenknowhewassick6315 2 года назад +32

    I’m a mega chad

    • @NJ-os3rn
      @NJ-os3rn 2 года назад +5

      @@davewrightthethinker men’s

    • @yohanlovehammer335
      @yohanlovehammer335 2 года назад

      Yeah same

    • @TrenbolognaSARMich
      @TrenbolognaSARMich 2 года назад +2

      @@davewrightthethinker went full Comanche

    • @jasrob009
      @jasrob009 2 года назад +2

      I'm white and oppressed, the struggle is too real out here on these streets. Minorities have been gang stalking me.

    • @jasrob009
      @jasrob009 3 месяца назад

      @@Geardrive427-ip8vj oh dear, don't hurt my feelings.

  • @erekjahn4586
    @erekjahn4586 11 месяцев назад +3

    A Human Stain reference on THIS podcast is insane

    • @swagswagimadolphin
      @swagswagimadolphin 7 месяцев назад +1

      There's an episode where Matt explains Simulacra and Simulation to War Mode that's great

  • @calebamore
    @calebamore Год назад +44

    Open relationships are great if you need to torpedo your life and others'

    • @logicaldebateUSA
      @logicaldebateUSA Год назад +1

      Most "serious" monogamous relationships fail though.
      Why not preach being single forever is better than both?

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ Год назад +11

      ​@@logicaldebateUSAMost don't actually.
      Of course as society declines, the concept of a monogamous relationship does with it.
      For now though, we're just on the precipice. The majority of relationships succeed, but I do believe that will become a minority soon.

    • @logicaldebateUSA
      @logicaldebateUSA Год назад +1

      @@_DMNO_ Basic math is obviously not a subject you are good at.

    • @logicaldebateUSA
      @logicaldebateUSA 10 месяцев назад

      @@_DMNO_ Over 50% of all romantic relationships end before someone in them dies. So you saying "Most don't actually." is just silly.

    • @solaireastora5394
      @solaireastora5394 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@logicaldebateUSA50 50 is good odds

  • @bobpaulson2934
    @bobpaulson2934 2 года назад +18

    Whats up Dawgs

  • @tomwilko7841
    @tomwilko7841 Год назад +16

    I'm newish to the mssp after getting into Shane's stuff and I wondered why id see 'shaman' comments about matt but the more I listen to the fella the more it becomes clear...matt is one of the foremost thinkers of this generation, his outlook on life is inspirational, Ive used mushrooms and had real epiphanies whilst high but just carried on as normal afterwards one has to be a real shaman to incorporate that thinking into real life and I salute him for doing it😊
    I would never allow myself to get strapped in a million years tho...just a flat out NO, but I respect his open mind on the issue😂

  • @ajroig4901
    @ajroig4901 2 года назад +70

    Peepops bankroll to the tree tops let's get this man monetized

    • @rustyshackleford1803
      @rustyshackleford1803 2 года назад +1

      Definitely, but fuck off with the two ads back to back

    • @ajroig4901
      @ajroig4901 2 года назад +1

      @@rustyshackleford1803 if the youtube gods wanna pay peepop twice I'm cool with it.

    • @gperkins6492
      @gperkins6492 2 года назад +3

      @@ajroig4901 it’s still profiting off of someone else’s work lol, I love this channel but does he really deserve to be rich from it? Double ads are lame

    • @ajroig4901
      @ajroig4901 2 года назад

      @@gperkins6492 some people cant afford their sky high patreon sorry.

    • @DirtSpud
      @DirtSpud 2 года назад +1

      @@rustyshackleford1803 Ads? I must have been removed from the algorithm.

  • @Galvatronover
    @Galvatronover Год назад +4

    thought that was Zoey Saldana until I looked closer and saw it was Jada (which made more sense given the title)

  • @dun769
    @dun769 4 дня назад

    There are good ladies out there if you refuse to settle, demand what you want and get a pre nuptial agreement.

  • @closer20jc
    @closer20jc 4 дня назад

    30% of paternity tests the man is not the father

  • @Jake-oi9qm
    @Jake-oi9qm Год назад +9

    I totally agree how else would I get p***y 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AceWumboFlapJack
    @AceWumboFlapJack 3 дня назад

    That Astoria shoutout!

  • @supkane1674
    @supkane1674 2 года назад +13

    I’m attracted to Peepops loyal dawg status!

  • @hogowar
    @hogowar 7 месяцев назад

    “Overwhelmingly tends…” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @VagPoop_
    @VagPoop_ Год назад +2

    bro wtf is this hahahahhaha

  • @ThePokerStreets916
    @ThePokerStreets916 2 года назад +6

    As always, thanks for the great content guys!

  • @briangallagher3106
    @briangallagher3106 Год назад +3

    IJS dude. ITY dude!,, hahaha

  • @dubbydub9245
    @dubbydub9245 Год назад +2

    Bro went from "Ew! No! Never!" to "Well first I gotta pick it out..."

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno 2 дня назад

    Just say yes, break up with her in your head (because the relationship is dead) and then quiet quit the relationship while you look for the next chick/apartment

  • @SitKid721
    @SitKid721 Год назад +9

    If you have a kid getting a dna test should be mandatory

  • @garrettwright6373
    @garrettwright6373 Год назад +5

    Yall never heard the term captain save a hoe?

  • @Terdfertersen
    @Terdfertersen 7 месяцев назад

    if ever my SO asks to open relationship, that will immediately end things with me.

  • @RileyRobertson-oi4fo
    @RileyRobertson-oi4fo 11 дней назад

    I basically did Matt's "Let your gf make every decision for a year" on accident with my first serious girlfriend. Was literally absolutely miserable every minute of everyday outside of the bedroom at least

  • @theoruiz8989
    @theoruiz8989 Год назад +4

    Poor Phil 😂😂😂😂

  • @awesomebrozcom
    @awesomebrozcom Год назад +4

    Adam22 is calling

  • @YoutubSosetXui
    @YoutubSosetXui 6 месяцев назад +1

    1 in 10 kids are not from "official" father

  • @juanvaldez5422
    @juanvaldez5422 11 месяцев назад +3

    1 in 200? Lol … 30 percent, bro . 3 out of 10 aren’t the dad

  • @bboyk9
    @bboyk9 2 месяца назад

    "buck wild" lolololol

  • @rtothec1234
    @rtothec1234 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’d love to see the day walker with GI Jane.

  • @nunyobidness2358
    @nunyobidness2358 Год назад +8

    Her: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
    Me: "that sucks but ok"
    Her: "You cheated on me!"

    • @OLDPEDOJOE
      @OLDPEDOJOE Год назад +4

      And then you woke up 🤭🤭

    • @nunyobidness2358
      @nunyobidness2358 Год назад

      @@OLDPEDOJOE actually she then went to acupuncture school in Santa fe and tried to give me her dog, Hugo. Hope Hugo's OK, bitch didn't deserve a good boi like him. The batista and I lived together for 3 yrs, webcammed for a bit, broke up and she moved to Fla and married a dude 15 yrs older than her.

    • @OLDPEDOJOE
      @OLDPEDOJOE Год назад

      @@nunyobidness2358 Wow, that's quite an imagination you got there Sport!

    • @nunyobidness2358
      @nunyobidness2358 Год назад

      @@OLDPEDOJOEI'd suggest trying some personality, money or skills to land yourself a woman, but from your user name I assume you already have all you need... a nurse.

    • @nimmha6708
      @nimmha6708 10 месяцев назад

      Just because you don't go outside anymore, doesn't mean others don't go outside and meet people anymore. @@OLDPEDOJOE

  • @curtishockert-lotz8993
    @curtishockert-lotz8993 9 месяцев назад

    He’s absolutely, right.

  • @nickt8564
    @nickt8564 Год назад +2

    ITY DUDE!! Lol

  • @nnnickkk
    @nnnickkk Год назад +23

    We live in a society where there are open relationships, trans kids, and senile men running a country. It will all be over soon.

    • @NeoAndersonChannel1
      @NeoAndersonChannel1 Год назад

      And the modern woman participates in Prostitution Culture or whorish social trends in some shape, form or fashion - like taking naked pictures of themselves that and distributing them amongst strangers across the globe under the false pretense of "anonymity" and mental gymnastics vaulting over accountability. "Prostitution" in its various forms, is actually revered as a viable "career choice" for modern women. Casually dressing like a whore in mundane pedestrian life is accepted; in fact, if you protest to the sight/spectacle then they will insist something is wrong with *you* .

    • @JohnMcAfee-se9ms
      @JohnMcAfee-se9ms 26 дней назад

      Put trans kids in all the top political positions

  • @Stimros_halabad
    @Stimros_halabad 2 года назад +1

    Little body, big head. The Dawgz. Nuff said

  • @mheiseus
    @mheiseus 6 месяцев назад +1

    Can't make a 304 a house wife

  • @user-yq1pb6dx9y
    @user-yq1pb6dx9y 14 дней назад

    Paternity testing should be mandatory regardless of relationship status.

  • @benosonline
    @benosonline 2 месяца назад

    This was definitely a night cast

  • @tbobtbob330
    @tbobtbob330 11 месяцев назад +14

    I was in an open relationship for 15 years, and it was awesome. I would never do anything like that with a wife, though.

    • @shailonnoelle7175
      @shailonnoelle7175 11 месяцев назад

      You were just a fuck buddy not in a relationship

  • @WcbJNt5R
    @WcbJNt5R 7 месяцев назад

    2y later… that thumbnail is epic.

  • @SDCGI
    @SDCGI Год назад

    thank you for this

  • @SeemoreDunkan
    @SeemoreDunkan 6 месяцев назад

    Truth is a thorny issue 👨🏻

  • @brandnew3225
    @brandnew3225 Год назад +3

    Its hypernergamous

  • @Whattatwist
    @Whattatwist 3 дня назад

    Matt said it was 1 in 200 lololol, it’s 11%, they did this study where they dna tested 1000 people and 11% found out they are not related too their biological father, my dad himself has an son he didn’t even know about until he was in his 50’s, and the kid didn’t know either, apperently he did some dna test thing i forget which one but it’s famous and it said his dna matched some other dude was like in his mid 30’s, then he looked up the dudes mom and it was his old girlfriend before he joined the military.

  • @user-kb1hw2yq2f
    @user-kb1hw2yq2f 11 месяцев назад +5

    2:45 its called "hypergamy"

    • @IndepenisDay
      @IndepenisDay 25 дней назад

      He butchered it by saying “attracted to”, they are attracted to lower class guys too, but only in a fling. He meant to say they get into relationships with same level of higher guys. They’ll sleep around with lower levels.

  • @xgtwb6473
    @xgtwb6473 10 месяцев назад

    Open for me but not for theee

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 5 месяцев назад

    Yeah that's a hell no from me, we're exclusive or nothing

  • @Derek_Monk
    @Derek_Monk Год назад +2

    1 in 4........

  • @TheGreatK0rnholio
    @TheGreatK0rnholio Год назад +1

    hell nah not even if its an adam22 thing where im at least making a bag, dont care how much i get paid its not happening

  • @GIDAEONGULLY
    @GIDAEONGULLY 2 года назад +3

    3:38 50 shades of brown.

  • @1Dax
    @1Dax 10 месяцев назад

    yeah, that's a no for me dawg

  • @bulldog1010123
    @bulldog1010123 11 месяцев назад

    Where do you find these Eps? On apple pods they don’t start til episode 300

  • @jmreynaud
    @jmreynaud 11 месяцев назад +1

    Hpernergamous 😂😂😂😂

  • @DevinDesc
    @DevinDesc 3 дня назад

    If I ever have a girl do this Im gonna get w/ a best friend