Time stamps for mobile users... ►0:00 // 1) "My Brother Found A Ten-Legged Spider" ►26:31 // 2) "Maybe The National Parks Aren't Just There To Preserve Nature" ►52:16 // 3) "I Helped The Quiet Kid Throw A House Party" ►1:26:44 // 4) "I Used To Talk To My Reflection Until One Day It Started Talking Back" ►1:48:26 // 5) "I Got A New Dog Collar From A Reddit User" ►2:09:01 // 6) "Mr. Stixenstones" ►2:43:01 // 7) "Worst Mistake of My Life: The Temporary Job of Neckbeard Nests Cleaning"
Good God I wanted "Shiny" to eat Max because he was annoying AF. I'm scared of spiders and thought I'd be freaked out but the whole time I was too pissed at the brother.
The Stixenstones one really hit home for me, I worked as a CNA for 7 years before my body gave out. It can be so hard to care for loved ones, especially with dementia. It's an ugly disease. Whoever wrote that did an amazing job. And McPasta did a great job reading it!
I mean, I am not going to lie. The first writer either tried to make a sociopath character with the younger brother or the guy/gal doesn't know how to write characters. Not only the kid didn't care about the dog being ripped to shreds, but when "his" beloved pet got blown up he was like "ok then, goodbye". I think the demenor of the kid in this story is scarier than the "scary" creature itself.
For real. The scary stories in the woods feel like they have never been in the woods. The forest ranger ones are some of the most hilarious for how inexplicable their description of nature is. Its as if their only experience of nature is hollywood films, not even a nature documentary.
A desperate coyote could do a lot of harm to someone alone with a water bottle, and it may have had a pack near. Freezing while glaring it right in the eyes though... 😬🙅
This was an exceptional group of stories! I actually missed some sleep because I wanted to keep listening:) Also realized I wasn't subscribed, but now I am. Keep up the good work!
The first story is sooo annoying. Everybody s sooo clueless even after knowing all the facts. knowing a giant spider s loose and doing nothing about it, getting another dog, watching your brother feed something chickens, seriously?! I Really like the concept of giant spiders though.
How strange to write that a dog was scratching because he had ticks. The norm would be fleas. Dogs don't get ticks abundantly unless they are in the woods or have property to roam. Weird.
I absolutely love these stories, but for some reason I hate how I listen to them so much. Idk why but I find them so relaxing, or at least find the person reading them relaxing, but it feels like I shouldn’t be listening to them while taking a nap or while doing other tasks.
Same- especially because it's just a relaxing voice and no scary sound effects or anything- even the music is just for mood and super subdued. Love it!! 🥰
I really like that one about the national parks. I think it's the repetition of a simple phrase with such strange and sinister implications that most pulled me in.
the person who wrote the ten legged spider story either never had or bonded with a dog or wants to portray the family as absolute assholes lmao. never mentioning a dog till it's convenient and then nobody is having an emotional breakdown over the absolutely brutal death of a family member, then get a quick replacement and talk about the inscident like a vase broke.
I know Max is a kid but he is so damn stupid. He knows that Shiny is a threat and yet he keeps trying to protect him. FFS he gets their dog killed and Max just hand waves that away. Like why are you chasing this thing? Let the army or whatever deal with it.
24:04 did you assume shinys gender? What if shiny was a male that laid eggs? Ever think of seahorses? Males give birth too! For extensive purposes this is a joke-
Time stamps for mobile users...
►0:00 // 1) "My Brother Found A Ten-Legged Spider"
►26:31 // 2) "Maybe The National Parks Aren't Just There To Preserve Nature"
►52:16 // 3) "I Helped The Quiet Kid Throw A House Party"
►1:26:44 // 4) "I Used To Talk To My Reflection Until One Day It Started Talking Back"
►1:48:26 // 5) "I Got A New Dog Collar From A Reddit User"
►2:09:01 // 6) "Mr. Stixenstones"
►2:43:01 // 7) "Worst Mistake of My Life: The Temporary Job of Neckbeard Nests Cleaning"
Aren’t they already in description though?
The description ones actually work on mobile now
Thank you for takin the time to do that for us 😁
THE PROPHET
Thanks
"It had 8 legs..... On each side"
Best quote
wow max has to be the most infuriating character in any creepypasta i've ever seen.
Honestly after the dog incident I woulda shipped him off to a different country if not just fed him to shiny myself
I skipped the first one halfway through
He's probably just a psychopath or something like that
48:53 everybody gangsta til coyotes start crip walkin 😳
krupt c walk starts playing and he hears a west coastttttttt in the distance
You somehow manage to make the children sound almost as infuriating as they are in real life
Lol!! Right!!
I was thinking the exact same thing after that first story lol. I just wanted to punch that kid in the mouth
Good God I wanted "Shiny" to eat Max because he was annoying AF.
I'm scared of spiders and thought I'd be freaked out but the whole time I was too pissed at the brother.
Agreed but I want both of them devour by the Spider. Both MAX n Ryan is horrible character
@@asifmetal666 YEA - honestly i was like man this big bro is an ASS then i was like kay but this lil bro also doesnt care a dog died?? tf??
username checks out lol
And here was i thinking i was wrong on feeling such a hatred towards the little boy
Same 😹
Man! You can play the nicest guy ever and turn into a monster of a person right on cue. Great narrations
There's a special way you tell your stories that I'm just enamored by. Wonderful job, always. Thank you creepy man ❤️
I wouldn’t be able to get through long drives without these amazing horror comps
Same I drive 3 hours a day for work these are awesome
I actually read the National Park one on r/nosleep, it's nice to hear someone read it
Are you tired
Always
The Stixenstones one really hit home for me, I worked as a CNA for 7 years before my body gave out. It can be so hard to care for loved ones, especially with dementia. It's an ugly disease. Whoever wrote that did an amazing job. And McPasta did a great job reading it!
I genuinely thought you said you worked for the CIA 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I love these stories because i work at a sementary in an abandond town in russia surrounded by 20 miles of forest at 1-8 am
A sementary? I believe it’s spelled cemetery
@@billycat309 except for the movie Pet Sematary
Be safe comrade
I'm jealous honestly!!
That’s oddly specific 😂
The House Party needs to be turned into a horror movie
I mean, I am not going to lie. The first writer either tried to make a sociopath character with the younger brother or the guy/gal doesn't know how to write characters. Not only the kid didn't care about the dog being ripped to shreds, but when "his" beloved pet got blown up he was like "ok then, goodbye". I think the demenor of the kid in this story is scarier than the "scary" creature itself.
I want a geniune book series about the "I helped the quiet kid throw a house party" one
ME TOO!!!
"I'm a big guy"
*A coyote shows up*
*heavy breathing* "That was a close one!"
Does everyone who writes these live in the city or something?
Someplace urban/suburban more often than not
For real. The scary stories in the woods feel like they have never been in the woods. The forest ranger ones are some of the most hilarious for how inexplicable their description of nature is. Its as if their only experience of nature is hollywood films, not even a nature documentary.
The coyote was a skinwalker, the protagonist probably had an instinctual reaction to the danger. Plus it looked weird and it unsettled him.
Farm lands are scary places
A desperate coyote could do a lot of harm to someone alone with a water bottle, and it may have had a pack near. Freezing while glaring it right in the eyes though... 😬🙅
This was an exceptional group of stories! I actually missed some sleep because I wanted to keep listening:) Also realized I wasn't subscribed, but now I am. Keep up the good work!
"he haves two heads"
oh shit here we go again
The first story doesn’t spark joy, but anger.
Thanks!
**playing stardew valley while listening to “I Got A New Dog Collar From A Reddit User”**
“... wait wh-“
The first story is sooo annoying. Everybody s sooo clueless even after knowing all the facts. knowing a giant spider s loose and doing nothing about it, getting another dog, watching your brother feed something chickens, seriously?! I Really like the concept of giant spiders though.
How strange to write that a dog was scratching because he had ticks. The norm would be fleas. Dogs don't get ticks abundantly unless they are in the woods or have property to roam. Weird.
I absolutely love these stories, but for some reason I hate how I listen to them so much. Idk why but I find them so relaxing, or at least find the person reading them relaxing, but it feels like I shouldn’t be listening to them while taking a nap or while doing other tasks.
bro that ending on the collar had the shooketh bruh like o m g she is alive
wait she was in there for a month i think
Pretty sure the spider came back as a zombie though
Paralysed, not dead... 😱
Coyote: "Take it easy"
Me : "And with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom in the universe: take it sleazy"
Amen
Isnt it ironic that it's on r/nosleep but I like to sleep to them 🤣🤣
Same- especially because it's just a relaxing voice and no scary sound effects or anything- even the music is just for mood and super subdued. Love it!! 🥰
I really like that one about the national parks. I think it's the repetition of a simple phrase with such strange and sinister implications that most pulled me in.
*buys a flea collar guaranteed to kill fleas*
*flea collar kills fleas*
Pet owner: "idk man seems pretty sus"
I love your account so much
Another great compilation!!!! 😄❤️
I love these so much it gets me through the work day❤️
Yay spooky stories
I love these long videos
This gaggle of stories is rather potent in the fright factor
Your channel is simply amazing!! Thank you for the coolest stories!!!
Ty hun! Have a wonderful evening 😘❣️
I woke up to this video playing. Funny.
One day I'll write a decent story for this channel, using the word "kitchen" as much as possible.
The guy that wrote the neckbeard nests story really comes off as the "I've never met a person I didn't hate" kind of guy.
I'm so annoyed at the first story characters. Idek ugh. "I didn't care either." Darn good bro you are.
same i kind of hated it. the little kid was urgggg
Love this!!
"I Got A New Dog Collar From A Reddit User" uses stardew valley names asdfghjkl totallyyy scary
WAIT THEY DO?
Nice thumbnail. Husk from deep madness. Great game by the way.
Thank you so much!!!!!✋☺💛
Spoilers for first story : yo can we talk about how Max straight up tried to kill his brother?
The guy that wrote the neckbeard nests story really comes off as the "I've never met a person I didn't hate" kind of guy.
1:10:00 town...walking fast
3:14:05 "In the beginning, God created [REDACTED]..." :O
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Sad seeing that i've legit seen all of these stories before this comp came out
Yeah I didnt realise that these were just compilations of previous vids
Maxerocks that’s why I only listen to comps
JUSTICE FOR YIP YAP!
Justice for Yip Yap😤2021
Love this comp ever
7 stories for 3 hours? Those are some good stories then
Love the Eagles analogy , who ever thought of that gets 👍👍😎❣🍻Gives me a good 🤣 every time I listen to the story.
I'm sad, I wanted to listen to "Cant you hear the sirens?" And i cant find it😭I really loved that one
whats it about?
@@razz5044 Sirenhead
He was creeped out by a tick collar 🤣
the person who wrote the ten legged spider story either never had or bonded with a dog or wants to portray the family as absolute assholes lmao. never mentioning a dog till it's convenient and then nobody is having an emotional breakdown over the absolutely brutal death of a family member, then get a quick replacement and talk about the inscident like a vase broke.
That kid would be getting a beating the second he said stop I swear
Yeah
i'm 50 away from 25k. i know I shouldn't be sayin that on the channel, but i'm excited haha. i'm watchin this video to celebrate. :D
congrats!
Here's another dude
I know Max is a kid but he is so damn stupid. He knows that Shiny is a threat and yet he keeps trying to protect him. FFS he gets their dog killed and Max just hand waves that away. Like why are you chasing this thing? Let the army or whatever deal with it.
i fell asleep in the first ten minutes of the spider one lmao
Same!! His voice is so calming.
Oooo yes time for no sleep tonight 8)
That first story was infuriating...
Thanks for sharing😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁❤💙💚💛❤💙💚💛❤💙💚💛❤💙💛❤💙💚💛❤💙💚💛
MAN! I miss the deep web creepypastas, can we get some more?
Kids are the root of all problems.
A kid burned down his fathers tool shed then he said things went back to normal... lol
Dog died too and Army guys were out too. Absolutely normal, obviously lol
But... spiders do have ten legs. They have two "front legs" called pedipalps and they use them as hands. They even mention them in the story
This hole video made me have goosebumps
Whole
Why are those stories so tame
You should check out Nina Nightmare's creepypasta channel.
T a m e
I love you, Shiny. ❤
I just noticed that all the characters in the dog collar story are named after stardew valley characters.
MaN I already watched these on podcast but I’m going to listen to it again
took me awhile to realize the 5th story used the names of stardew valley npcs
Interesting
I love the way that Max's voice sounds. Except when he said "Shiney will kill you!"
Hello 😀
How can anything be scary in this voice..
Scary
Scary(1)
Scary(2)
Ok why would you turn to Reddit to help with fleas instead of asking a vet? Lol
Nah screw Max, let the tank take hin
I have a younger brother named Max and he's just as annoying as Max in the story.
26:38
No no he's got a point
2:09:39 demogorgon 😳
Who or what bred with the spider?? Or is it capable of doing so by itself? 🧐🧐 Idk what's worst.
I HAVE DIARRHEA
stickyfez me too but it’s my fault, I was constipated and took a double dose of poop medicine because the first dose didn’t work
Who else hates and loves at the same time the way he says “Closet” lol 😘
Clearly you saw a bunch of skinwalkers who are way into the Eagles.
51:48 happen to me. Now I have child support
I can imagine jump in the fire coming on straight after that first one
damn bro just buy some NexGard
The story made me wanna punch max so hard...
I could not get scared... the little boy was so annoying that rage superceeded anything else
the 2nd story is just bro "easy" reminds me of someone saying "EZ EZ EZ"
52:00 Literally me. Sorry. 🙏☕
Only $30 to enter hell lol
Aragog is that you??😳😳😳😳
More than 8 legs not a spider less than 8 still not a spider
Hah, no one has finished this comp has only been out for an hour
🌚💕 شكرا لتعبك إذا مافهمت روح لغوغل يفهمك 💔
Okay :^)
Ah, I get what you're saying 😂😂😂😂
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
24:04 did you assume shinys gender? What if shiny was a male that laid eggs? Ever think of seahorses? Males give birth too!
For extensive purposes this is a joke-
The male seahorse does not lat eggs. The female does then attaches them to the male...