How to humanely kill a squid for food/bait.

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  • @Randomthegoat
    @Randomthegoat 8 месяцев назад +2003

    Mr.krabs needs a new employee
    Edit: I actually didn't expect this comment to blow up I thought it was only gonna get like 50 likes💀

  • @refilwemokoene2922
    @refilwemokoene2922 7 месяцев назад +3554

    Australians be doing Australian things in the most Australian way possible.

    • @celestialknight2339
      @celestialknight2339 7 месяцев назад +22

      Not true, there wasn’t a 4-foot snake-eating spider wrestling the squid 💀

    • @Pendz2Society
      @Pendz2Society 7 месяцев назад +3

      Like Push Backs

    • @goldengooseedits4386
      @goldengooseedits4386 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@celestialknight23394 foot’s a bit small, mate😂 also we don’t measure in feet here😬

    • @DeionBonner
      @DeionBonner 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@goldengooseedits4386a 1.3m spider is small?

    • @glennsmith6641
      @glennsmith6641 7 месяцев назад

      in his example and by his own definition he did it wrong.. poor squid. lmao

  • @Undistortedlove
    @Undistortedlove 2 месяца назад +4521

    Squids turn white when they die because of a process called "quartzification". When a squid is killed, the muscles that control the pigment-containing cells called chromatophores relax, causing the cells to shrink and the squid to turn translucent.

    • @capt.bellamy
      @capt.bellamy 2 месяца назад +52

      That's pretty cool

    • @phkwhfogjr5dowjf7xkq
      @phkwhfogjr5dowjf7xkq 2 месяца назад +68

      There was a guy trying to find an explanation,hope he finds your comment

    • @erenyayger3840
      @erenyayger3840 Месяц назад +11

      ​@@phkwhfogjr5dowjf7xkq 😮
      I was gonna comment "who asked 😭"

    • @Modernsour19
      @Modernsour19 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂

    • @Modernsour19
      @Modernsour19 Месяц назад +2

      Are you glad you didnt

  • @marcusfinnegan5022
    @marcusfinnegan5022 2 месяца назад +405

    Squids credit score just doubled

  • @_ndrew
    @_ndrew 8 месяцев назад +1586

    youtube: they'll watch anything now

  • @anezkagaming
    @anezkagaming 8 месяцев назад +1323

    the chiropractors on tiktok:

    • @calmcat390nl9
      @calmcat390nl9 8 месяцев назад +5

      All sociale media

    • @its.nobqdy
      @its.nobqdy 8 месяцев назад +2

      ‘okay ma’am how do you feel?’
      ‘…ma’am?’

  • @mikebertolini120
    @mikebertolini120 Месяц назад +3205

    Bro solved squid racism

    • @daycoto
      @daycoto Месяц назад +5

      162 likes and no replies?

    • @Non_verification
      @Non_verification Месяц назад +6

      ​@@daycotoyou just fix that

    • @xNightblue
      @xNightblue Месяц назад +9

      Racist comment fr

    • @thecannonballz4647
      @thecannonballz4647 Месяц назад +7

      I don't think this sounds like what you intended it to my dude.

    • @mikebertolini120
      @mikebertolini120 Месяц назад +5

      Yeah English is my second language so i probably don't know how to say it+it's a joke so it probably sounds very wrong

  • @ZoltanMarossy
    @ZoltanMarossy 2 месяца назад +698

    Bro failed the first attempt and shocked homies whole nervous system for a second.

    • @sunnie734
      @sunnie734 Месяц назад +57

      He didn't fail. He got the body then the head.

    • @okami-azz1492
      @okami-azz1492 Месяц назад +50

      ​@@sunnie734yeah thats the point you're supposed to get the whole thing in one hit you dont kill the body or the head at all you kill it or you dont

    • @NotPurpleLex
      @NotPurpleLex Месяц назад +5

      @@okami-azz1492but he tried, no one is perfect. He said quickly not instantly

    • @okami-azz1492
      @okami-azz1492 Месяц назад +14

      @@NotPurpleLex bro you just hit it hard directly between the eyes its as simple as opening a door and this method is meant to be instantaneous not quick hence sunnie734 riding the creator

    • @dylanjones7086
      @dylanjones7086 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@okami-azz1492I believe that technically the body and the head are on two separate systems. Which is why you need two blows as one side can die while the other is alive.

  • @lampario2862
    @lampario2862 8 месяцев назад +74012

    Ah yes, my monthly "how to karate chop a squid" algorithm recommendation

    • @ValTheVillain
      @ValTheVillain 8 месяцев назад +385

      you love to see it

    • @GhostKnight22
      @GhostKnight22 8 месяцев назад +444

      And they still can't kill it in one go. I've only seen one guy do it

    • @theparadoxisbored6622
      @theparadoxisbored6622 8 месяцев назад +135

      same here this is starting to freak me out, people draining color out of mfers now lmao.

    • @Kn1ghtRage
      @Kn1ghtRage 8 месяцев назад +21

      It do be like that tho

    • @ghostgamer260
      @ghostgamer260 8 месяцев назад +19

      You Too to huh 😂

  • @fathermukerlol
    @fathermukerlol 7 месяцев назад +1262

    Now if a squid tries to attack me, I will be ready.

  • @dannibunni2948
    @dannibunni2948 Месяц назад +158

    Wait. If Squidward is the same color as this squid when it's dead, wouldn't that mean that confirm that Squidward is actually dead inside.

    • @Speckitt
      @Speckitt Месяц назад +12

      Squidward's blue tho

    • @SasoSasori-
      @SasoSasori- Месяц назад +6

      Squidward isn't a squid though

    • @MichaelGavronsky
      @MichaelGavronsky Месяц назад +3

      ​do you think he's a octopus? Nvm ig he is an octopus

    • @dennmarkabrenica8531
      @dennmarkabrenica8531 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@MichaelGavronsky he's an octopus

    • @lukegoesgaming6664
      @lukegoesgaming6664 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@MichaelGavronskynick confirmed squidward was an octopus

  • @LolcanB
    @LolcanB Месяц назад +53

    The fact that I had to wait only 7 seconds instead of 2 minutes to see the whole point of the video

  • @happymystic
    @happymystic 8 месяцев назад +3664

    Squidward has been real quite after this video dropped.

    • @TheRealCoolElho
      @TheRealCoolElho 8 месяцев назад +21

      I 'tride' not to correct your grammar, but it's stronger than me.

    • @AverageCatz
      @AverageCatz 8 месяцев назад +15

      How do people not know how to spell something like quiet

    • @hasisarkar6032
      @hasisarkar6032 8 месяцев назад +13

      Squidward is an octopus

    • @WYL_1
      @WYL_1 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@hasisarkar6032💀

    • @zCloud_9
      @zCloud_9 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@hasisarkar6032SQUIDward

  • @kinglyzebra6417
    @kinglyzebra6417 8 месяцев назад +1311

    "Oh boy, this sure is a pleasant cruise I'm on"
    "hi Squidward"
    "*C H O P*"

    • @charmainesimpson6443
      @charmainesimpson6443 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @gamerkid-yi1xq
      @gamerkid-yi1xq 7 месяцев назад +3

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @ap0c4lypt1ca
      @ap0c4lypt1ca 7 месяцев назад +3

      i’m sad now

    • @kinglyzebra6417
      @kinglyzebra6417 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ap0c4lypt1ca Sorry about that fam. Hope you have a better day tomorrow!

    • @Sxmesia
      @Sxmesia 7 месяцев назад +2

      sounds like something that would happen in one those legendary yt poop videos

  • @Abzolutegamingfc
    @Abzolutegamingfc 2 часа назад +1

    Squid: "So, I've made myself clear"

  • @SadDrifter
    @SadDrifter 6 часов назад

    Thanks, I’ll make sure to only aim for the body so I don’t accidentally kill it quickly

  • @Kat-327
    @Kat-327 8 месяцев назад +2567

    Squidward ain't messing with sandy no more☠️

  • @MalayalamRoblox
    @MalayalamRoblox 8 месяцев назад +1183

    RIP Bob the squid
    *You will be in our hearts*

    • @fazeverdansk9276
      @fazeverdansk9276 8 месяцев назад +24

      and our stomachs.

    • @visheshgaurav7898
      @visheshgaurav7898 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@fazeverdansk9276and our intestines😔

    • @haticecoskun5842
      @haticecoskun5842 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​​@@visheshgaurav7898and our livers😔

    • @GIGACHAD-zf1ry
      @GIGACHAD-zf1ry 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@haticecoskun5842and our anus 😔

    • @JaggedElk
      @JaggedElk 8 месяцев назад +5

      i dont really think that the heart is in the digestive system

  • @Trollfaceden
    @Trollfaceden 6 часов назад

    TOXIC?

  • @Tenchigumi
    @Tenchigumi 8 часов назад

    Instructions unclear; lost five points of Insight, and am now being blasted by energy bolts.

  • @user-ws7fy1ni4d
    @user-ws7fy1ni4d 8 месяцев назад +3494

    *”Squidward left the chat crying”*

    • @eonix0
      @eonix0 8 месяцев назад +6

      LMAOOOOOO 😐

    • @Yuri-draws
      @Yuri-draws 8 месяцев назад +7

      NOOOOO SQUIDWARD DONT CRY SPONGEBOB WILL ANNOY YOU UNTIL HE FINDS OUT WHY😰😰

    • @edmainello3412
      @edmainello3412 8 месяцев назад +5

      Squid wars left the chat dead

    • @voltekthecyborg7898
      @voltekthecyborg7898 8 месяцев назад +5

      He's an Octopus. Stephen Hillenburg even said so

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 8 месяцев назад +5

      He’s an octopus.

  • @zinoxechill
    @zinoxechill 7 месяцев назад +1128

    If Squidward ever catches Spongebob onna bad day.....

  • @mpq2394
    @mpq2394 23 часа назад

    Squigga to squonky in 3..2..1

  • @butchcassidy9625
    @butchcassidy9625 23 часа назад

    You watch to much TV son and you listen to too many things without researching. Don't believe everything you hear. What your doing they're is someone else's interpretation on what's humane. Use your own common sense and judgement kid. 😊

  • @iancatolico1795
    @iancatolico1795 8 месяцев назад +1084

    Imagine your executor just states the way he would kill you very calmly

  • @Caseoso
    @Caseoso 8 месяцев назад +4387

    Haven’t seen squidward in a minute 💀💀💀

    • @itypsyx8397
      @itypsyx8397 8 месяцев назад +9

      😂

    • @TYRANNO_INFINITY
      @TYRANNO_INFINITY 8 месяцев назад +9

      Fr bro I need to arrest him for wearing fake jays

    • @xhotica.
      @xhotica. 8 месяцев назад +8

      Squidward is an octopus 😭

    • @thejaded
      @thejaded 8 месяцев назад +1

      Think I just ate his third cousin tbh..

    • @CraazyJoey
      @CraazyJoey 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@xhotica.Sorry but like 😲🤓👆

  • @UltorCorps
    @UltorCorps День назад

    JUDO CHOP!

  • @Stick_Man_Studios
    @Stick_Man_Studios День назад

    Let me be clear-

  • @rudra_uthsa
    @rudra_uthsa 7 месяцев назад +3141

    Bro deleted his Browsing History before dying

    • @Based4Life
      @Based4Life 7 месяцев назад +73

      “Squiditties compilation 1 hour” -🦑

    • @kalilong6729
      @kalilong6729 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ZenoFlamesEcho
      @ZenoFlamesEcho 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@Based4LifeLMAO

    • @marshapple
      @marshapple 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😅😅

    • @majolatnajitlog7571
      @majolatnajitlog7571 7 месяцев назад +1

      💀

  • @n00bnobozo73
    @n00bnobozo73 8 месяцев назад +1083

    "peta wants to know your location"

    • @fogbound4556
      @fogbound4556 8 месяцев назад +15

      For what to thank him?

    • @davidlam9952
      @davidlam9952 8 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@fogbound4556to ask him for his squid recipe. They are, after all, people eating tasty animals.

    • @n00bnobozo73
      @n00bnobozo73 8 месяцев назад +12

      @@fogbound4556to make a poorly made game about him killing squids

    • @tylerhodges11
      @tylerhodges11 8 месяцев назад +2

      Bro they tied there necks up to a damn machine there not smart ppl

    • @danyl.9743
      @danyl.9743 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂

  • @VizViper
    @VizViper 2 дня назад

    See you guys on how to process a crab in a few shorts

  • @notmade666
    @notmade666 2 дня назад

    Nothing just Humans justifying themselves after killing an innocent animal for food 🤷. Now don't start arguing that plants have life too. They do but Plants and Animals are not same.

    • @cimoon3946
      @cimoon3946 2 дня назад

      animals eat humans as well

    • @NyX060
      @NyX060 17 часов назад

      😂 plants and animals are fookin same my mate

    • @NyX060
      @NyX060 17 часов назад

      By the way, the hamburger I ate yesterday was for you because that animal was eating your food.

    • @cimoon3946
      @cimoon3946 17 часов назад

      @@NyX060 plants don’t have eyes or ears

    • @notmade666
      @notmade666 15 часов назад

      @@cimoon3946 so you will follow animal way of life ?

  • @magdieljapa7298
    @magdieljapa7298 8 месяцев назад +7627

    SpongeBob: *takes notes for next karate session*

    • @MoonlightStatic
      @MoonlightStatic 8 месяцев назад +55

      Squidward's gonna die

    • @GeobotVersion2
      @GeobotVersion2 8 месяцев назад +23

      nah, dont wory, squidward is an octopus

    • @PotatoChips8640
      @PotatoChips8640 8 месяцев назад +24

      @@GeobotVersion2squidward, “squid”ward😢, Octopusward🗿

    • @communisthitler666
      @communisthitler666 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@PotatoChips8640its just his name

    • @DizzyOliverYT
      @DizzyOliverYT 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@communisthitler666🤓

  • @brandonschultz211
    @brandonschultz211 7 месяцев назад +5101

    Some famous Chiropractor: “did you feel that?”
    Squid:

    • @ayomideolusegun3024
      @ayomideolusegun3024 7 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂

    • @mocabe01
      @mocabe01 7 месяцев назад +23

      Sir ... sir ? .. SIR !!!

    • @antdjones05
      @antdjones05 7 месяцев назад +3

      Crying😂

    • @cutebutpsycho5704
      @cutebutpsycho5704 7 месяцев назад +7

      You are a legend for this comment

    • @chrisss.47
      @chrisss.47 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@mocabe01it’s fine if you don’t answer me sir , you mad tasty

  • @ZIPLOX
    @ZIPLOX 2 дня назад

    Its sad people kill such amazing creatures for their own selfish reasons...for bait! Its a living animal and all life deserves a full life...God didnt create them so you can practice your karate on them!😢

    • @SupBro50
      @SupBro50 День назад

      It's no different then using worms or minnows as bait

    • @Tenchigumi
      @Tenchigumi 9 часов назад

      Nope, god created them to be food for an especially toothy fish, where they'd die in much more horrific ways naturally.

    • @ZIPLOX
      @ZIPLOX 8 часов назад

      @@Tenchigumi You just proved my point...these animals naturally would do this because they are animals...we are not animals! That is also not a fish. Fish is food, but, some species God did not create to be eaten and He Forbids it. Alot of animals have nervous systems, brains, personalities, intelligence and a consciousness. Humans have taken things too far and that is why we are seeing things go extinct. Many things are necessary and important to the ecosystem and people are figuring that out now because if they go extinct we go extinct. Another reason why all these animals were on Noah's Ark or in the water. I also said nothing about food...İ was talking about how, what and why people do things and we are the only creation God made that doesnt do what it was meant for...we rebelled against God... not animals.

  • @Appleman-gy9jf
    @Appleman-gy9jf 2 дня назад

    Squidward has been staying away from SpongeBob and sandy after seeing this
    Edit plus explanation: SpongeBob and sandy do karate

  • @iM4zen001
    @iM4zen001 8 месяцев назад +957

    Instructions unclear the kraken is laughing

    • @Archfiend
      @Archfiend 8 месяцев назад +29

      Skill Issue

    • @Blue_Dreams21
      @Blue_Dreams21 8 месяцев назад +5

      💀

    • @AlexRamirez-zv9gu
      @AlexRamirez-zv9gu 8 месяцев назад +2

      Fgn

    • @PutYoRhymeOn
      @PutYoRhymeOn 8 месяцев назад +2

      Instructions unclear but somehow managed to make the squid clear 💀

    • @KillaJoJo665
      @KillaJoJo665 8 месяцев назад

      Just lag your way back in time easy

  • @Lol-ul8tn
    @Lol-ul8tn 8 месяцев назад +16977

    “Let me make myself clear” - 🦑

  • @Porkcupines
    @Porkcupines 2 дня назад

    Origins of Karate

  • @manbubies7048
    @manbubies7048 3 дня назад

    Nuuuuuu😢🥺

  • @TomHatesCats69
    @TomHatesCats69 8 месяцев назад +1798

    "This is my new pet squid, I think I'll call him Bob"
    *_Moments later Bob was dismembered._*

  • @Not-ur-bro
    @Not-ur-bro 8 месяцев назад +916

    Bro really said "lets be clear"💀

    • @sangwoo9395
      @sangwoo9395 8 месяцев назад +8

      "Let me be clear"

    • @Ansh.Katiyar
      @Ansh.Katiyar 8 месяцев назад +4

      Bro didn't want anything to be clear but ☠️☠️☠️

    • @BryptoNoodlez
      @BryptoNoodlez 8 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @Nazcew
      @Nazcew 8 месяцев назад

      Perfectly clear

  • @WalkOnAlwaysBelieve
    @WalkOnAlwaysBelieve 3 дня назад

    Why ?! "Humainely kill" whats that supposed to mean ?! What if someone "humainley" does that you you ?

  • @dominiquemarie3470
    @dominiquemarie3470 4 дня назад

    How

  • @ianmoone4127
    @ianmoone4127 8 месяцев назад +868

    Alternate Title: How to turn a Squid Pokémon into a Shiny.

  • @EfPierrot
    @EfPierrot 8 месяцев назад +877

    Instructions Unclear: the squid just called different kinds of abomination or cosmic entities. It calls itself Cthulhu

    • @stradorious4467
      @stradorious4467 8 месяцев назад +18

      Karate chop it again, it’ll work like in the video

    • @rob_olmstead
      @rob_olmstead 8 месяцев назад +2

      Bow before it and it may spare you. Repeat the following formula:
      "Iä, iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!"

    • @locabytetrix
      @locabytetrix 8 месяцев назад +1

      Get the poseidon, im sure he'll help you out

    • @BodaboobaboodyBobby-gb4ly
      @BodaboobaboodyBobby-gb4ly 8 месяцев назад +1

      Did you hit the head too? Maybe that'll work

  • @guygod753
    @guygod753 5 дней назад

    Bro change race

  • @mariarhoviehernandez620
    @mariarhoviehernandez620 5 дней назад

    “Cutely tried to kill it”

  • @repostmycontent2862
    @repostmycontent2862 8 месяцев назад +850

    RIP squid, you will be missed

    • @Bunnster42O
      @Bunnster42O 8 месяцев назад +2

      I think you mean Squidward

    • @MrDoctorProfessor
      @MrDoctorProfessor 8 месяцев назад

      Squidward is an octopus with squid in his name@@Bunnster42O

    • @LORDMM.
      @LORDMM. 8 месяцев назад +2

      That tasted so good

    • @repostmycontent2862
      @repostmycontent2862 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Bunnster42O Squidward is an octopus

    • @Bunnster42O
      @Bunnster42O 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@repostmycontent2862 you must be so fun at parties

  • @flaminggaming143
    @flaminggaming143 8 месяцев назад +21619

    Instructions unclear: its now chasing me with a clarinet

    • @ricardocarros
      @ricardocarros 8 месяцев назад +279

      I laughed so hard at this

    • @regularguy5467
      @regularguy5467 8 месяцев назад +179

      Don’t worry I have the perfect piece of paper

    • @okio-zt6vk
      @okio-zt6vk 8 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@ricardocarrossame I'm dead asf

    • @colleendelaney6955
      @colleendelaney6955 8 месяцев назад +78

      Grab the clarinet and play B flat 3 times quickly. This should kill it instantly. Be prepared though, because if it doesn’t work, they start chasing with an oboe!

    • @shaneb374
      @shaneb374 8 месяцев назад +4

      😂

  • @chilidog2469
    @chilidog2469 5 дней назад

    Today i learned: squid turn white when killed

  • @jeffersontheflyestpoet9497
    @jeffersontheflyestpoet9497 5 дней назад

    So no one is going to point out how he chews his finger nails?

  • @nepotiums
    @nepotiums 7 месяцев назад +21083

    Never in my life I ever expected someone karate chop a squid to death.

    • @jamesbradleydevomra9523
      @jamesbradleydevomra9523 7 месяцев назад +90

      same here but until now my friend.

    • @16Hazards
      @16Hazards 7 месяцев назад +51

      Same bro this is so random

    • @MrPastige
      @MrPastige 7 месяцев назад +38

      Never seen that one episode of Spongebob?

    • @regexp101
      @regexp101 7 месяцев назад +20

      the first human to ever do this is a psycho

    • @jamesbernstone2961
      @jamesbernstone2961 7 месяцев назад +9

      Why? the first wierdos who looked at one and thought mmmm were probs from China so it makes sense

  • @CaptainTeach1
    @CaptainTeach1 8 месяцев назад +4072

    He's in Squid Heaven now

  • @natisodum
    @natisodum 5 дней назад +1

    Bro really said: Let me be clear

  • @misbahabubakar7266
    @misbahabubakar7266 5 дней назад

    "On more vid then bed"
    The vid:

  • @Pandapls
    @Pandapls 8 месяцев назад +40727

    her: “i only date white squids”
    squid: *do it bro*

    • @kylo0053
      @kylo0053 8 месяцев назад +600

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @yeehaw8089
      @yeehaw8089 8 месяцев назад +287

      great comment

    • @Ivory-yb3tf
      @Ivory-yb3tf 8 месяцев назад

      "her" is racist?

    • @kaiwong3930
      @kaiwong3930 8 месяцев назад +156

      Haha u made my day with that comment

    • @shamanthjoshi9518
      @shamanthjoshi9518 8 месяцев назад +145

      Bro getting creative with the wildest stuff lol

  • @tanumafilicalebmalietoa9064
    @tanumafilicalebmalietoa9064 8 месяцев назад +5235

    Cthulhu been real quiet since this dropped

    • @abskhairoun
      @abskhairoun 8 месяцев назад +4

      Sorry what's that?

    • @_t.h.o.mas_yt
      @_t.h.o.mas_yt 8 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@abskhairoun it's a lovecraftian Elder God (if i said that correctly)

    • @brendanbush2174
      @brendanbush2174 8 месяцев назад +6

      Maybe it makes sense that those fishermen killed him with a boat now

    • @abskhairoun
      @abskhairoun 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@_t.h.o.mas_yt makes sense
      Thanks man

    • @ShourjoTS
      @ShourjoTS 8 месяцев назад +7

      Cthulhu will karate chop the entire universe 💀

  • @rafliduatinova
    @rafliduatinova 6 дней назад

    Squid just gained 50% more of his rights

  • @MAS4JI
    @MAS4JI 7 месяцев назад +3841

    *If I'm ever attacked by a squid in a dark alley . . .*

    • @umutonijennifer4782
      @umutonijennifer4782 7 месяцев назад +6

      God dats mean 😂😂😂😂

    • @larico2700
      @larico2700 7 месяцев назад +5

      i literally cried 😂😂😂😂

    • @motivateme5689
      @motivateme5689 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂but you also

    • @Magical_Trash
      @Magical_Trash 7 месяцев назад +1

      The HOOT I HOLLERED 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 7 месяцев назад +1

      The chances of getting attacked by a squid in a dark and empty alleyway are low, but never zero

  • @kamalathapa8628
    @kamalathapa8628 6 дней назад

    Bro it is still alive

  • @NinjaxWizardGoVroom
    @NinjaxWizardGoVroom 6 дней назад

    Wait… SpongeBob tried do karate chop hella people. 😊

  • @simon_blackquill
    @simon_blackquill 8 месяцев назад +5760

    Squid instantly changed to it's ghost sprite upon being killed.

  • @zekeggy
    @zekeggy 8 месяцев назад +3958

    does karate once and turns someone into michael jackson

  • @theDrzhivargo
    @theDrzhivargo 6 дней назад

    squidward

  • @Glitz_bitz
    @Glitz_bitz 6 дней назад

    That's mean 😔 poor squidy
    Restin peace squidy

  • @auroraave
    @auroraave 8 месяцев назад +14084

    instructions unclear, i am now taking clarinet lessons from a squid.

  • @tako2963
    @tako2963 8 месяцев назад +31713

    Imagine you’re on death row and the executioner just pulls out his iphone and starts recording a tutorial

    • @ricardocarros
      @ricardocarros 8 месяцев назад +278

      😂😂😂

    • @johnalo2702
      @johnalo2702 8 месяцев назад +186

      id kms first

    • @the.most.phycotic.dovakiin
      @the.most.phycotic.dovakiin 8 месяцев назад +89

      Do you think that would be age restricted because to be a witness you have to be 21 but depending on how they do the deed from a kneck stretching to bye-bye juice it could be more or less gory 🤔

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 8 месяцев назад +40

      @@the.most.phycotic.dovakiin it obviously won't be uploaded to youtube, but it'll instead be recorded on dvd.

    • @sahilshrma15
      @sahilshrma15 8 месяцев назад +5

      Idk those baghdadis do this, ‘member?

  • @Mr-shark957
    @Mr-shark957 7 дней назад

    Man; im kill it the squidXD
    Squid; white im white 🤍?

  • @melozycy._.
    @melozycy._. 7 дней назад

    Why do i feel kinda bad 😭

  • @user-iz7og4og9y
    @user-iz7og4og9y 2 месяца назад +14133

    Chiropractors when your card declines:

    • @TheOnlyTaps
      @TheOnlyTaps 2 месяца назад +48

      😂😂😂

    • @rahsa8317
      @rahsa8317 2 месяца назад +28

      Oh sugars 😂😂😂😂

    • @Sushie26
      @Sushie26 2 месяца назад +31

      dude its already 1 am and I can't stop laughing 😂

    • @ninjaslayer9248
      @ninjaslayer9248 2 месяца назад +22

      ⁠@@Sushie26damn, when did you start laughing? 12am?

    • @Sushie26
      @Sushie26 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ninjaslayer9248 Guess?

  • @noggie3041
    @noggie3041 7 месяцев назад +7249

    Squidward gonna shit his pants when he see spongebob with them karate gloves

    • @rickwilliamson7396
      @rickwilliamson7396 7 месяцев назад +99

      Squidward is actually a octopus. They just couldn't come up with a name that sounded good, so they used squidward

    • @mentallyun.stable
      @mentallyun.stable 7 месяцев назад +103

      @@rickwilliamson7396 octavius

    • @Vindido
      @Vindido 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@mentallyun.stablelolll😂

    • @kadepilkenton2408
      @kadepilkenton2408 7 месяцев назад +9

      Squidward doesn't wear pants

    • @SlavicSci
      @SlavicSci 7 месяцев назад +6

      squidward doesnt even have pants

  • @alfgar5210
    @alfgar5210 7 дней назад

    Why wud anyone kill a squid to begin with?

    • @abcd-182
      @abcd-182 5 дней назад

      To eat it ? I guess

    • @Kagetora-
      @Kagetora- 5 дней назад

      Because they are used for eating

  • @scottnowaskey8991
    @scottnowaskey8991 7 дней назад

    Instant*
    *after the second try

  • @eipro8432
    @eipro8432 8 месяцев назад +18028

    squid: "I believe I made myself clear"

    • @Shamuto7
      @Shamuto7 8 месяцев назад +184

      Good pun 🤣🤣🤣

    • @QuanToComp
      @QuanToComp 8 месяцев назад +35

      @@Shamuto7 i dont get it. squidward?

    • @Pgia55
      @Pgia55 8 месяцев назад +59

      Clear, as transparent@@QuanToComp

    • @MonkeyDLuffy-gx9gd
      @MonkeyDLuffy-gx9gd 8 месяцев назад +24

      underrated 😂

    • @chabelidelafuente4557
      @chabelidelafuente4557 8 месяцев назад +9

      Baha😂😂

  • @bowman1701
    @bowman1701 8 месяцев назад +2883

    I ain't never seen someone knock the life and color out of something. Bro got that 1990s toy karate chop action.

  • @foodieguggi4232
    @foodieguggi4232 7 дней назад

    There is no way of “humanely” killing…

    • @jxxxxx44
      @jxxxxx44 7 дней назад

      🤡

    • @abcd-182
      @abcd-182 5 дней назад

      Technically There might be a way

    • @Kagetora-
      @Kagetora- 5 дней назад

      There is.

  • @Drunkgg775
    @Drunkgg775 7 дней назад

    How he is stupid
    People hate white guy 😒

  • @MrBoB-li3rb
    @MrBoB-li3rb 8 месяцев назад +6651

    Squidward will be missed, he tried to enjoy his day off.

    • @ghostly_00
      @ghostly_00 8 месяцев назад +54

      Don't worry guys, Squiward is actually an octopus

    • @helenahermes8839
      @helenahermes8839 8 месяцев назад +21

      ​​@@ghostly_00wait why the hell would they call him *squid* ward if hes a octopus 😭

    • @ghostly_00
      @ghostly_00 8 месяцев назад

      @@helenahermes8839 idk

    • @Bingus_357
      @Bingus_357 8 месяцев назад +27

      @@helenahermes8839cuz they couldn’t think of a good name

    • @helenahermes8839
      @helenahermes8839 8 месяцев назад +1

      Fair enough

  • @ratio3d
    @ratio3d 8 месяцев назад +10220

    "So how did you die?"
    "I got karate chopped on the internet"

    • @CasoDoBronx
      @CasoDoBronx 8 месяцев назад +30

      lmaooo

    • @princemafia5550
      @princemafia5550 8 месяцев назад +46

      “ and he didn’t even get it the first time!! Now i bet the comment section is making fun of me”

    • @medina4926
      @medina4926 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@princemafia5550did you not listen to the video ?

    • @abdulwaheed1586
      @abdulwaheed1586 8 месяцев назад

      ​@princemafia5550 00

    • @Hello-_-4
      @Hello-_-4 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@medina4926???

  • @Johnny_le_patriote
    @Johnny_le_patriote 7 дней назад

    You should be ashamed of yourself for killing an animal just for a video

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 7 дней назад

      Sad you died typing this.
      :(
      Be mulch.

    • @abcd-182
      @abcd-182 5 дней назад

      He isn't doing it for video, he will eat it later.

    • @Kagetora-
      @Kagetora- 5 дней назад

      Idiot doesn't realize that people also eat squid

  • @FearIsBackAgain
    @FearIsBackAgain 7 дней назад

    Bro ended racism in one karate chop

  • @coolestboi6
    @coolestboi6 3 месяца назад +5680

    Man really said “let me be clear.”
    Edit: ပိုဟပ် သားလေး

  • @IbrahimAhmed-ri9pt
    @IbrahimAhmed-ri9pt 8 месяцев назад +2021

    Instrunctions unclear: squid is a shaolin monk

    • @Kurocents
      @Kurocents 8 месяцев назад +7

      💀

    • @doremysheep7864
      @doremysheep7864 8 месяцев назад +5

      🗿

    • @87ladylala
      @87ladylala 8 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂 wow

    • @BeastofMyself
      @BeastofMyself 8 месяцев назад

      Whelp then you are the lunch now instead 😂😂😂😂

  • @KidGoku-sb2zl
    @KidGoku-sb2zl 7 дней назад

    Squiddy b to squiddy c

  • @Prince0ctopus
    @Prince0ctopus 8 дней назад

    😢

  • @gemball8343
    @gemball8343 8 месяцев назад +17798

    Instructions unclear, I’m still fighting with the colossal squid.
    Update : I killed it after about 10k chops. The Kraken is up next.

    • @IcePhoen1x694
      @IcePhoen1x694 8 месяцев назад +235

      Ah yes, the colossal squif

    • @demolitionyt7924
      @demolitionyt7924 8 месяцев назад +60

      💀

    • @dwinandacakrawiguna
      @dwinandacakrawiguna 8 месяцев назад +177

      You need at least 120 strength point to use karate chop on squid

    • @Om-nn2hw
      @Om-nn2hw 8 месяцев назад +61

      You gotta colossal karate chop a colossal squid

    • @SyazwiYouTB
      @SyazwiYouTB 8 месяцев назад +25

      Just karate the eyes!Also make sure to run after that.

  • @chrisjuliano3964
    @chrisjuliano3964 6 месяцев назад +4268

    "That was instant." That's what happens when you don't have a skull.

    • @YusufSuleiman-kk6fu
      @YusufSuleiman-kk6fu 6 месяцев назад +11

      😒😒😒

    • @cortneyeverett6927
      @cortneyeverett6927 6 месяцев назад

      🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸
      The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude.
      Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24
      “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel
      Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth
      Isaiah 14:1
      “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob.
      Isaiah 14:2
      “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors.”
      2 Esdras 6:9
      “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth

    • @OneJookPlease
      @OneJookPlease 6 месяцев назад +80

      To be fair it doesn’t really need one down in the ocean

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon 5 месяцев назад +115

      Common invertebrate L.

    • @TACOCAT_67
      @TACOCAT_67 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoonliterally was gonna say that lol

  • @mzblue9892
    @mzblue9892 8 дней назад

    lol there’s nothing humane about that.

  • @ellgwapo.1754
    @ellgwapo.1754 9 дней назад

    Oh' end cange! Coller by IT.

  • @ianh7525
    @ianh7525 4 месяца назад +15161

    No wonder Squidward keeps his distance from Sandy.

  • @HellbirdIV
    @HellbirdIV 8 месяцев назад +1993

    In case y'all wondering, this why *we* got bones.
    Vertebrates 1 - squishies 0.

    • @Seyestaxx
      @Seyestaxx 8 месяцев назад +33

      😂😂😂 until a giant squid pull up and eat the kayakers

    • @tooriginal9724
      @tooriginal9724 8 месяцев назад

      Pathetic invertebrates

    • @yungelplaga9538
      @yungelplaga9538 8 месяцев назад +14

      Evolution is a mf ain’t it 😂

    • @LastKing-qm4ch
      @LastKing-qm4ch 8 месяцев назад +1

      Like it's 3:54am

    • @Cosmo_caveman
      @Cosmo_caveman 8 месяцев назад +1

      We are more of land animals thats why we got bones.

  • @arandomyoutuber7869
    @arandomyoutuber7869 10 дней назад

    Splatted squid!

  • @Melanieorlilly
    @Melanieorlilly 10 дней назад

    Me getting traumatized after this

  • @terson44
    @terson44 8 месяцев назад +18922

    RUclips: He'll watch anything at this point.

    • @ricktheruler1665
      @ricktheruler1665 8 месяцев назад +220

      Ay yo 😂 for reals huh dam were in the matrix

    • @Mythical4227
      @Mythical4227 8 месяцев назад +150

      Same. I’ll never need this information.

    • @tnbrabbit
      @tnbrabbit 8 месяцев назад +110

      One of my favorite comments in all of social media history

    • @thedarkroom6416
      @thedarkroom6416 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@tnbrabbitlol

    • @JustAfruit
      @JustAfruit 8 месяцев назад +9

      I mean yeahhh true

  • @FirestoneAnimation
    @FirestoneAnimation 8 месяцев назад +2445

    "I'm gonna smack the black off you!"

  • @eenayeah
    @eenayeah 10 дней назад

    Squidward would be dead if Spongebob practiced his karate on him

  • @lmldz6360
    @lmldz6360 11 дней назад

    I feel bad for him

  • @dream_skyler
    @dream_skyler 8 месяцев назад +628

    Lil guy's soul just left his body in real time

  • @scott6368
    @scott6368 8 месяцев назад +1254

    Who knew water types were extra weak to fighting types?