Star Trek Picard - Episode 1 Review

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @TheCriticalDrinker
    @TheCriticalDrinker  4 года назад +327

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    • @raimboy2001
      @raimboy2001 4 года назад +7

      Man, I can't wait to see your rant on the last Doctor who episode... that was, Well... something.

    • @sob7645
      @sob7645 4 года назад +2

      Please review Vikings on history channel. Please you charismatic yet careless lover.

    • @highlanderjeff2720
      @highlanderjeff2720 4 года назад +4

      I hate the constant angle changes, mid sentence. It's so bad that they can't even allow a character to walk across a small room without changing the angle 4 times over

    • @We_Are_Borg_478
      @We_Are_Borg_478 4 года назад +3

      Drinking man bad.

    • @highlanderjeff2720
      @highlanderjeff2720 4 года назад +6

      @Michael J
      No, I would have preferred for non.

  • @albertfitzgerald2309
    @albertfitzgerald2309 4 года назад +802

    "Television didn't last much beyond 2040" I think Data nailed it boys.

    • @fergusferguson4782
      @fergusferguson4782 3 года назад +24

      I think we should pull the plug now. We have Comcast, and I don't even know how to use the remote.

    • @andrazprelec8263
      @andrazprelec8263 3 года назад +17

      2030 max

    • @annien7831
      @annien7831 3 года назад +1

      AAAWWwwAAAaaaAAAAAAAAaaAAA

    • @isaacxcii4289
      @isaacxcii4289 3 года назад +2

      RUclips won't last much longer (it's already being replaced by Twitch)

    • @alucardtepes8402
      @alucardtepes8402 3 года назад +4

      He was pretty spot on. If I'm grateful to streaming services for anything; it's for making me never want to watch tv again.

  • @RaYmOnDrOiD
    @RaYmOnDrOiD 4 года назад +1768

    Star Wars Fans: _“The franchise is ruined!”_
    Star Trek Fans: *”First time?”*

    • @codyw1
      @codyw1 4 года назад +86

      Doctor Who Fans: Get in line.

    • @MyBrainGlows
      @MyBrainGlows 4 года назад +3

      Funny how everytime since DS9 aired this "Fans" freaking out after a new series.

    • @Novarcharesk
      @Novarcharesk 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, but it's not

    • @blargoramma41
      @blargoramma41 4 года назад +62

      DS9 and Voyager, and Enterprise, even at their worst, retained the fundamentals (team of future humanity that's overcome its worst nature, overcoming obstacles). If the Federation is no better than the modern US (or worse, really, as I'm fairly certain we'd help even Iran evacuate, if it turned out they were on a super volcano), then there's really no point to calling the series Star Trek, save easy dosh.
      We've gotten to the point where we can't even *imagine* a better civilization, and efforts like these make it even harder.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад +5

      Childhoods are designed to be raped. This is the way. Fanbitches just don't know it.

  • @nerdly44
    @nerdly44 4 года назад +266

    "He's still got more charisma, charm and screen presence in his F-ing hair than the entire cast of ST Discovery combined..."
    LMAO

  • @SovereignStatesman
    @SovereignStatesman 4 года назад +251

    Ever notice that according to Picard's version, the Federation is always turning evil, and he's the only one stopping it?
    MAYBE IT'S HIM.

    • @b.v.9864
      @b.v.9864 3 года назад +4

      Even Star Trek: Insurrection was like that.

    • @chrisw6164
      @chrisw6164 3 года назад +10

      That would be a good premise for a show, so they definitely won’t go there.

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 3 года назад +5

      good point. why does he ask for their help anyway? when did ever came something good from starfleet hq? did anybody in the galaxy noticed the desk jockeys aint working after the Breen paid their visit?

    • @markdarragh6620
      @markdarragh6620 2 года назад

      When you think everyone else in the room is an asshole, chances are, you're the asshole...

  • @nelipotfootfree
    @nelipotfootfree 4 года назад +310

    Best description I have heard is: "CBS wants Star Trek to be everything except Star Trek"

    • @T-1001
      @T-1001 4 года назад +9

      That does about sum it up.

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify 4 года назад +3

      Savage

  • @adrenjones9301
    @adrenjones9301 4 года назад +620

    "How does it feel to see everything you love go up in flames?" - Rich Evans.

    • @MrSircharles05
      @MrSircharles05 4 года назад +54

      "Feels great. " - Mike Stoklasa.

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy 4 года назад +36

      I wouldn’t know. I’m smart enough to know not to watch and see it happen. These Hollywood Things that are happening? They don’t exist to me, except in RUclips parody videos.

    • @concordetconstabulary219
      @concordetconstabulary219 4 года назад +7

      How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames.
      And yes to answer your question, I do have Asperger’s syndrome.

    • @Perktube1
      @Perktube1 3 года назад +2

      Rich Evans , Kathleen Kennedy, Chris Chibnal, and all sjw producers in scifi today.

    • @Bow-to-the-absurd
      @Bow-to-the-absurd 3 года назад +2

      Release........ THE PLINKETT!

  • @josephmanno4514
    @josephmanno4514 4 года назад +324

    "...and Star Trek: Discovery failing to connect with the dozen or so people who bothered to watch it..."
    Delightful.

    • @fredmdbud
      @fredmdbud 4 года назад +3

      Joseph Manno and yet here it remains, going into a third season - bwahahah

    • @pete3011
      @pete3011 4 года назад +3

      I liked "And before Picard can access her warp core..."

    • @davidharrison7014
      @davidharrison7014 4 года назад +1

      @@fredmdbud Perhaps because CBS has money to burn, I suppose!

  • @fandomvault4901
    @fandomvault4901 4 года назад +308

    Roddenberry would be so pissed if he saw how Starfleet is being portrayed.

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 4 года назад +3

      Fuck Roddenberry.

    • @NinerowCenter
      @NinerowCenter 4 года назад +5

      Gene Roddenberry

    • @dylanwilson3954
      @dylanwilson3954 3 года назад +2

      Yeah military star fleet

    • @AG-nh5mi
      @AG-nh5mi 3 года назад +8

      @@lucasoheyze4597 THEMS FIGHTIN' WORDS

    • @michaelmcdermott1624
      @michaelmcdermott1624 3 года назад +9

      That's true, but Roddenberry wasn't on board with what made TNG good. The show got a lot better when Roddenberry was ousted (season 3 or so).

  • @sdprazak
    @sdprazak 4 года назад +494

    Synthetic?!
    “ I prefer the term artificial person myself.“ - Bishop (Aliens)

    • @GhostLink92
      @GhostLink92 4 года назад +30

      Fucking skinjobs...

    • @hugehappygrin
      @hugehappygrin 4 года назад +6

      It seems that they borrowed that from Bethesda. "Synths" of the Institute.

    • @mdrumt
      @mdrumt 4 года назад +8

      You want some more? (5th Element)

    • @jakuleg
      @jakuleg 4 года назад +8

      I would call them replicants - Blade Runner

    • @mish375
      @mish375 4 года назад

      @@hugehappygrin More like the Alien franchise. Alien, Aliens, and Alien Isolation all used the term. Ash, Bishop, Samuels.

  • @thepunchableface1506
    @thepunchableface1506 4 года назад +225

    'Never Be Afraid To Mislabel A Product' - Ferenghi rules of aquisition 239

    • @darth_yoda
      @darth_yoda 4 года назад +27

      Star trek fans should follow "Hear all, trust nothing. Rule of Acquisition 190"

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 4 года назад

      So fraking on point!

    • @ShatteredGlassUnicron
      @ShatteredGlassUnicron 4 года назад +1

      Ya misspelled Ferengi.

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify 4 года назад

      Aw your face isnt that punchable

    • @Bonez0r
      @Bonez0r 4 года назад +5

      They should have stopped after Voyager (or arguably after Enterprise), but no, "Enough is never enough" (Rule of acquisition #97).

  • @YeagerBomb-ww3bn
    @YeagerBomb-ww3bn 4 года назад +604

    It's Alex Kurtzman. Every thing he touches turns to crap.

    • @QazwerDave
      @QazwerDave 4 года назад +8

      After he did Fringe, right ?

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 4 года назад +24

      Fringe was great but it went poo after a couple of series. Is it Akiva Goldsman this Picard? Cuz he is the kiss of death on any good idea

    • @MrChipMC
      @MrChipMC 4 года назад +1

      @@starwarsroo2448 like "I legend " - my favorite )

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 4 года назад +6

      @@MrChipMC watched that last night, went pics see that one, first half , apart from the CGI zombies is excellent, after the dog dies the film goes to the dogs

    • @EdgyNumber1
      @EdgyNumber1 4 года назад +7

      @@starwarsroo2448 Goldsman is executive producer. He needs to go as well...

  • @Trollificusv2
    @Trollificusv2 4 года назад +209

    The old versions of ST, indeed ANY good sci-fi, doesn't awkwardly shit out a future that stands in for current year politics. It postulates a future society and situations that allow the author to present THE PRINCIPLES behind whatever view he wants to present, or, in the best case, just the principles and allows the reader/viewer to analyze and come to their own conclusions.
    *Obviously*, the people being hired to write for the current year sci-fi franchises lack either the authorial skill or the wisdom to do that. F 'em.

    • @TheRealLalala1
      @TheRealLalala1 4 года назад +1

      Did you even watch "The undiscovered Country"? Its chernobyl and the wall coming down, but in space.

    • @sciencoking
      @sciencoking 4 года назад +4

      @@TheRealLalala1 And nobody liked it for that :) They liked it for being Trek

    • @Steveborough
      @Steveborough 3 года назад +3

      Ha and the first interracial on-screen kiss ever in American television had nothing to do with the then current racial climate in our country!

    • @docsavage8640
      @docsavage8640 3 года назад +2

      @@TheRealLalala1 they didn't beat you over the head with it and it holds up even now for people who don't even remember that

    • @docsavage8640
      @docsavage8640 3 года назад +2

      @@Steveborough (1) It wasn't the first interracial kiss on TV.
      (2) It wasn't even the first interracial kiss on Star Trek. France Nuyen and William Shatner already broke that barrier.

  • @N4w4k
    @N4w4k 4 года назад +460

    Ok, I think we need to address the elephant in the room: "Château Picard" is supposedly a Bourgogne wine but it comes in a Bordeaux bottle ?!

    • @greebo7857
      @greebo7857 4 года назад +64

      Maybe even the French can let go of a tradition after 400 years.... oh, wait.

    • @fabianherrmann6398
      @fabianherrmann6398 4 года назад +65

      I knew it, it must be a simulation by the Romulans to get Picard to reveal the location Outpost 23.

    • @Killian.Hardegen
      @Killian.Hardegen 4 года назад +12

      Kelvin timeline.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 года назад +14

      @@Killian.Hardegen *That* would be the best explanation for *everything* we're seeing here. In that timeline, I could see a more jaded Picard and isolationist Federation happen, because a lot changed.
      Though, a First Contact timeline would also work. After all, that brought us Enterprise.

    • @TheDetailsMatter
      @TheDetailsMatter 4 года назад +12

      Mirror universe Kelvin timeline...with Blingons.

  • @BarkingCur
    @BarkingCur 4 года назад +408

    I just wish they would have featured a character wearing a red hat that says "Make the Federation Great Again."
    I think I would buy one.

    • @Ebalosus
      @Ebalosus 4 года назад +32

      Don’t worry, I’m sure there’ll be an episode about tiki torch-wielding racists protesting and saying something like “the Romulans won’t replace us!”

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 4 года назад +42

      Given that resources aren't limited because of replicators, and the fact no one needs money, at least wages won't be falling with all the "refugees" landing on Earth.
      But I wonder if they'll see an increase in stabbings, phaserings, and then Romulan grooming gangs are going to start cropping up.
      And with all the planets in the galaxy, can they really not find uninhabited ones for the Romulans? Like, really?

    • @makara80
      @makara80 4 года назад +23

      But such a hat and slogan would be crude, obvious and utterly egregious....
      ...We can likely expect it to feature in a future episode then. ;)
      After all, modern Leftwing writers have debilitatingly little comprehension of _subtlety_ .

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 4 года назад +7

      You forgot to write "orange man bad" after your strawman bullshit

    • @fernarias
      @fernarias 4 года назад +9

      The MFGA hat. We also need a MSWGA hat.

  • @Sniper_Cat_71
    @Sniper_Cat_71 4 года назад +275

    "I find Critical Drinker's analysis....fascinating." ~ Spock

    • @NashmanNash
      @NashmanNash 3 года назад +2

      If Spock would be able to answer why the only Enterprise shown in this.."show" is the D?And that with terrible CG models I might add

    • @markparris3890
      @markparris3890 3 года назад +3

      “It’s criticism Jim, but not as we know it”

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 3 года назад +50

    “If Beyond and Discovery killed the franchise, then Picard resurrected its decaying corpse, bent it over a table and had its way with it using the teddy bear from my Doctor Who analogy.”
    Drinker nailed it

  • @noahmercy-mann4323
    @noahmercy-mann4323 4 года назад +367

    Yeah, the idea that just in Picard's life time the Federation would become hostile to the idea of peace with a long-time enemy, and offer compassionate help to an entire race facing extinction is a bit far-fetched. Plus, as Drinker mentioned, what about all the habitable planets in the Romulan Empire? Plot has gaps bigger, deeper, and more insurmountable than a supermassive black hole...

    • @AllanSavolainen
      @AllanSavolainen 4 года назад +2

      Not really, see Dominion war and how Federation went to panic mode on Earth and would have preferred genocide as a solution to end the war.

    • @ML-mx3mm
      @ML-mx3mm 4 года назад +24

      Noahmercy -Mann in TNG the federation was willing to take tremendous risks, even when they knew it almost certainly wouldn’t work, for the sake of peace with the romulans.
      Star Trek has always been political, and it has always overall been a sort of “leftist” utopian vision. The thing is, it wasn’t done in a hamfisted, obnoxious way like this. It always trusted the viewer enough to think about the problem for itself. It was about morality, philosophy, diplomacy, etc. People of all backgrounds could derive something from it.
      This is just a big circlejerk about le Orange Man, and it’s obvious. So bloody obnoxious. It’s like they can’t help themselves, they have to wank about evil Drumpf. It’s thematically inconsistent, directly contradicts Gene Roddenbury’s vision, and most of all it sucks ass.
      It makes no sense. The whole JJ abrams timeline is garbage. The sun went supernova instantly? The massive romulan stat empire is in shambles because of the destruction of one (albeit the main) planet? Everything that was fun and intriguing about star trek has been shat upon by Kurtzman and co

    • @smdanny1
      @smdanny1 4 года назад +11

      It's funny how you mentioned the political aspect of Star Trek. I was just rewatching the episode of The Drumhead from TNG where Picard gives the speech about the "first speech sanctioned, the first thought forbidden..." can't imagine how applicable that is in today's #me2 movement or the trial by social media mob. It's sad what used to be "leftist/liberal" ideas are today would be considered toxic

    • @RMJ1984
      @RMJ1984 4 года назад +4

      It's not really. Not sure if you've noticed how the world has changed these last 5 or so years and become more far right wing and more nationalist and extremist.
      Things can change really really fast when the wrong people are put in charge.

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 4 года назад +16

      @@RMJ1984
      The right wing basically got its boost directly from the social justice outrage meetoo media moloch, because ppl get tired really fast off left wing hysteria.

  • @brucegottfred
    @brucegottfred 4 года назад +422

    My daughter is doing a project on sci-fi for her English class, comparing utopian vs distopian visions, and asked for my help. The only utopian universe I could think of was Star Trek. I guess that's not true anymore.

    • @abehambino
      @abehambino 4 года назад +67

      Bruce Gottfred be creative with it! Tell her to use pre JJ Abrams period for Utopian and post for Dystopian. Kill two birds with one stone and rip into the garbage Trek has become.

    • @AndreComtois
      @AndreComtois 4 года назад +7

      Good luck finding any sort of literature with a Utopian future.

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 4 года назад +14

      @Andre Comtois Thomas More’s Utopia: _Am I a joke to you?_

    • @CobraCommander2003
      @CobraCommander2003 4 года назад +19

      I think if she compared StarTrek TNG to Picard and/or Discovery, that would make for an interesting read.

    • @bowtiewillem
      @bowtiewillem 4 года назад +20

      For an utopian vision, try the Culture series by author Iain M. Banks

  • @baddog5936
    @baddog5936 4 года назад +517

    If they introduce a "Baby Data" this could be the next big thing.

    • @OuttaMyMind911
      @OuttaMyMind911 4 года назад +24

      @Carpet Hooligan So, you just watched one episode?

    • @Antyvas
      @Antyvas 4 года назад +2

      How about a baby clone of his daughter Lal?

    • @Howesenberg
      @Howesenberg 4 года назад +10

      Please, for fuck sake can we keep this comment from the eyes of the writers? I can already hear them rubbing their hands together.

    • @sandrabard3677
      @sandrabard3677 4 года назад +3

      call it 8 bit

    • @stevewood2326
      @stevewood2326 4 года назад +13

      @Ash H "great" is stretching it a bit. Good compared to the shite that was the sequel trilogy. A lot of padding [it's really about 3 hours long] with not much in the way of story, but easy to watch and plenty of things for fans to say "Hey, I get that."

  • @MrChristian331
    @MrChristian331 4 года назад +148

    "You try to satisfy everyone, you end up satisfying no one" Well said

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 4 года назад +1

      And what if you try to satisfy no one?
      Or to only satisfy the people who weren't going to watch your show anyways even if you tried to cater to them specifically because they know that ideological propaganda is trash?

    • @MrChristian331
      @MrChristian331 4 года назад

      @@GeorgeMonet dont be a jackass...💪

    • @evantanuwidjaja8017
      @evantanuwidjaja8017 3 года назад

      @@GeorgeMonet secks esekc secks eskce skeckscs

    • @evantanuwidjaja8017
      @evantanuwidjaja8017 3 года назад

      amgus

    • @flatearthglobalist3222
      @flatearthglobalist3222 2 года назад

      Sorry ☝to be a pedantic nit picker and corrector of your comment.Actually the Critic said,
      "You try to please everyone,you end up satisfying no one."
      Your Welcome...
      👍

  • @johanneskaiser8188
    @johanneskaiser8188 4 года назад +323

    "like the United Nations becoming hostile to foreign countries"
    Damn, that was on spot. :)

    • @jimdaniels7531
      @jimdaniels7531 4 года назад +6

      Or like a melting pot country like the US turning xenophobic? Eh, it can happen.

    • @buttkingsley1403
      @buttkingsley1403 4 года назад +4

      Jim Daniels the USA was always xenophobic until it became empirical after the Spanish war. We were still xenophobic but that was when our government attempted to disagree

    • @jimdaniels7531
      @jimdaniels7531 4 года назад +3

      Hmm.... that must be why the Statue of Liberty says "feck off!" on it.

    • @buttkingsley1403
      @buttkingsley1403 4 года назад +13

      Jim Daniels the Statue of Liberty was an unwanted gift from the French because they didn’t want the blasphemous idol of a mass psycho killer in their own country.

    • @buttkingsley1403
      @buttkingsley1403 4 года назад +3

      Jim Daniels so any and all misconceptions about us being accepting due to a big green eyesore in New York is the fault of foreigners and the aforementioned empirical government

  • @prismaticbeetle3194
    @prismaticbeetle3194 4 года назад +331

    yes they have replicators and off world colonies but their is a "refugee" problem
    color me unconvinced

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 4 года назад +56

      That's what happens when you force in your themes without putting any thought in how to make it work. :/

    • @Bonez0r
      @Bonez0r 4 года назад +2

      I haven't seen the episode, but how do replicators help against a war or other disaster on your planet? Also didn't DS9 explain that the luxury items like replicators were only abundant in the inner worlds of the Federation, the colonies close to Earth and other home worlds?

    • @AbyssalManta
      @AbyssalManta 4 года назад +2

      There's still a matter of SCALE, right? We're talking a homeworld worth of refugees here, plus all the security concerns this entails when it's ROMULANS. I don't think the outlying human colonies would be able to absorb the entire population of Earth, without Earth's economical support.

    • @prismaticbeetle3194
      @prismaticbeetle3194 4 года назад +16

      @DriftZ TwoSeven only thing aid gave my country was more corruption

    • @prismaticbeetle3194
      @prismaticbeetle3194 4 года назад +20

      @@AbyssalManta the federation is a GALACTIC power one planet having problems is LAUGHABLE to them, they can literary build cities in days and provide food cloths and medicine INSTANTLY... the show was written by MORONS that have no clue about startrek

  • @markmarderosian4025
    @markmarderosian4025 4 года назад +291

    12:26 Exactly. "The Undiscovered Country" and "Wrath of Kahn" were relatable & plausible stories that dealt with not being able to change one's mindset (in the former) and in the latter, not dealing with a past (an old enemy / his son) that has a way of catching up to you.
    I'm all for fresh viewpoints but why cast writers and directors who not only do not understand the underpinnings of the concepts but are openly and arrogantly out to prove it was all crap and they know better?
    Next up: The "Breaking Bad" reboot brought to you by Seth Rogen and Will Ferrell.

    • @allthenewsordeath5772
      @allthenewsordeath5772 4 года назад +7

      Mark Marderosian
      That breaking bad reboot with Will Ferrell sounds pretty damn funny.

    • @mnirwin5112
      @mnirwin5112 4 года назад +8

      mentalI ity is "They will bring a fresh perspective!" But there is a considerable gap between "fresh perspective" and "Don't know WTF they're talking about."

    • @alexeyserov5709
      @alexeyserov5709 4 года назад

      Well… Seth Rogen brought us The Boys. So... =)

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 4 года назад +6

      The woke version of Breaking Bad? Oh no... it would be nothing but forced diversity, Very Special Episodes about refugees and a Gus Fring or Walter White knockoff as a stand-in for the Bad Orange Man.

    • @johnmachuga8811
      @johnmachuga8811 4 года назад

      I kind of know who those people are, not my kind of entertainers/ directors/ producers and or actors BUT I'm pretty sure that's really really really funny and true

  • @HulllkSmash
    @HulllkSmash 4 года назад +171

    Star Trek TOS taught us how to be adventurous and do a neck chop, Star Trek TNG taught us to be a team player and diplomacy via giant screens, Star Trek DS9 taught us to stand up to dictators who come knocking at your wormhole and play Dabo, Star Trek VYG taught us to never give up and always pack plenty of torpedoes , Star Trek ENT taught us to take the first leap and time travellers are everywhere, Star Trek DSC and Star Trek PCD are trying to teach us........to......ummmm........uuuuuuu........i've got nothing..........hang on..........nope......wait........be emotional, about everything?............help.....

    • @lukestrawwalker
      @lukestrawwalker 4 года назад +4

      Spot on!!! OL J R :)

    • @turbopokey
      @turbopokey 4 года назад +17

      ST:D and Discard could be trying to teach us the axiom "Get Woke, Go Broke", but that's just wild speculation on my part.

    • @jt4369
      @jt4369 4 года назад +5

      I’m not loving “Picard” either so far, but that’s the key: so far. It’s been two episodes yet. I’m haven’t yet boarded the HMS This Sucks quite yet and am fully willing to do my share of lambasting. But I know there may be a time, perhaps 10 years onward, when I’ll look back with fondness to this show-because the current offerings in the future will be such unmitigated trash that Picard will look like a masterpiece by comparison.
      In fairness, many TNG episodes were truly awful. They were kitschy, awkward and looked like they were filmed with a child’s toy. The stories were weird too.
      But eventually, we came to love it, lumps and all. It possible the next group of Trekkies will look to Picard and feel the same way.
      I know I was the odd one out when I declared that I was a fan of Enterprise. And now people say “Meh, I guess it wasn’t all that bad.”

    • @phadrus
      @phadrus 4 года назад +1

      J T hear you, but your hypothesis seems unlikely to me. Time will tell.

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 4 года назад +2

      @@jt4369 Back in the day, shows usually had time to find their footing, which often happened in Third Seasons or so. Now, audience which watches season through weekend, has attention span of Picard's goldfish and Firefly, Last Resort, SG:U and host of others ended prematurely.... hell, even BSG to a point.

  • @darkspirit1911
    @darkspirit1911 4 года назад +275

    Data looks like he was at his grandmas eating pancakes for the last 20 years.

    • @santiagodraco
      @santiagodraco 4 года назад +12

      No he just looks 25 years older. I wonder what you look like.

    • @BuzzKirill3D
      @BuzzKirill3D 4 года назад +24

      Indeed. He looks like they cropped out the inner portion of Brent Spiner's face and pasted it on a chubby person. The whole point is that he doesn't age, that's why Spiner refused to make a comeback for a long time, and I respect him for it.

    • @richardhertz9011
      @richardhertz9011 4 года назад +8

      or stung by a hive of bees

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify 4 года назад +5

      They have a lot of prosthetics on him to hide any wrinkles.
      Some people were all excited that he was quote coming back unquote but it's like dude he hated the makeup and now theres even more of it. Did this as a favor, he'll never be a regular

    • @steakslave
      @steakslave 4 года назад +6

      And all they had to do was hire a RUclipsr to do a deep-fake with Brent's younger looks..

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 4 года назад +275

    'Let them die!'
    For me William Shatner at his best.

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 4 года назад +19

      Yes, and Kirk had a reason to hate them for killing his son.

    • @raul_jocson_
      @raul_jocson_ 4 года назад +30

      @@2bituser569 Kirk hating the Klingons for killing his son is a great example of a bakanced moral quandary that makes the audience think about what the "right" thing to do is. Do you side with Spock who logically argues for compassion or Kirk who has every reason to deny the Klingons help?

    • @ldorman
      @ldorman 4 года назад +6

      @@raul_jocson_
      Kirk had Bones and Spock, logic and human passion - well balanced receiving guidance from both of his trusted close friends.
      Kirk had a reason, it was personal, however because of one you should not judge all of them - that was the message.

    • @deepspire
      @deepspire 4 года назад +3

      William Shatner said that right after he said "Let them die!" he waved his hand as if to say he didn't mean to say that, but they cut that part off.

    • @jamierife7789
      @jamierife7789 4 года назад

      @@deepspire Yep, he still hasn't forgiven Nicholas Meyers for lying to him about that...Shatner says that Kirk would never have said such a thing, even in bitterness over his son's murder by Kruge.

  • @Hope-hv1ec
    @Hope-hv1ec 4 года назад +183

    “Before Picard can access her warp core” 😂🤣

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 4 года назад +15

      More like "Jeffries tube"

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 4 года назад +1

      Zamolxes77 Jeffrey tubes are internal. Her aft or fwd or primary hull torpedo launchers would work better.

    • @bt82
      @bt82 4 года назад +3

      And then all her clothes fall off and of course I’ve seen everything

    • @vana.johnson8845
      @vana.johnson8845 4 года назад

      Hope 😂😂😂😂😀

    • @lezlezman1843
      @lezlezman1843 4 года назад +2

      @@2bituser569 I would have thought, since it's made for the entry and exiting of vessels, shuttlecraft bay.

  • @mtr801
    @mtr801 4 года назад +101

    I find it just laughable that there are actually people who think this is the fresh breath of air the franchise needed.
    Yeah, because replacing thought-provoking, deep and well-written Sci-Fi with mindless action, gore and lens flares is absolutely innovative!

    • @Wolfsheim23
      @Wolfsheim23 3 года назад

      Well i dunno have you seen it yourself? more than one episode?

    • @mtr801
      @mtr801 3 года назад +10

      @@Wolfsheim23 I watched like 5 or 6 episodes. I eventually stopped once I realized the show was unsalvageable.

    • @evantanuwidjaja8017
      @evantanuwidjaja8017 3 года назад +1

      @@Wolfsheim23 seckskckscs

    • @karolyszigetvari7924
      @karolyszigetvari7924 3 года назад +1

      Written by children indeed ...

  • @haczabim
    @haczabim 4 года назад +109

    4:27 Well, like the guys over at red letter media said, Picard's writers know very little about Star Trek

    • @MonkeyspankO
      @MonkeyspankO 4 года назад +11

      they know as much as Jay

    • @phluphie
      @phluphie 4 года назад +15

      Picard''s writers know very little about science fiction. And, what's more, they don't care. Deliver a political screed, add some cool SFX and fight scenes and we're good to go.

    • @nunchuckfilms
      @nunchuckfilms 4 года назад +1

      @@thesupremeatheistintellect64 that should be a on a shirt

    • @joshuahopkins8747
      @joshuahopkins8747 4 года назад +2

      "Jay, do you know about the Vaas? No. Okay so the writers don't know about the Vaas."

    • @MyBrainGlows
      @MyBrainGlows 4 года назад

      Sounds like fans critics for DS9 years ago. I remember everyone who called themselves "Fans" gone nuts because it was different to the ST they knew.

  • @chapelpluto4484
    @chapelpluto4484 4 года назад +105

    "Roundhouse kick from captain Pike" I laughed then felt ashamed then laughed some more...

  • @smoothbandit2619
    @smoothbandit2619 4 года назад +338

    Picard: Let the romulans in, who else will tend my gardens?
    What a fine and contemporary political message!

    • @axelhopfinger533
      @axelhopfinger533 4 года назад +34

      Even better: those Romulans took the Jobs of Humans who could have served in that position! If jobs were actually neccessary and income relevant in Federation society that is.

    • @Andrew-fq7pu
      @Andrew-fq7pu 4 года назад +59

      I don't think the clowns who wrote this garbage realise just how transparent they are.

    • @blargoramma41
      @blargoramma41 4 года назад +47

      I don't think these things are written by people anymore - just an AI aggregating social media posts.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад +17

      I really thought they were going to follow through on that whole "well Romulans fought alongside Picard in _Nemesis,_ so PEACE NYUKKUHZ!". Instead we get Praxis 2.0. But nah, it's fine, super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @axelhopfinger533
      @axelhopfinger533 4 года назад +15

      @@Andrew-fq7pu I'd say these clowns are more blue in the face than transparent. But yeah, their total lack of talent and effort is glaring.

  • @AmySavage6
    @AmySavage6 4 года назад +58

    Enterprise really is underrated, the main story of humanity taking the first steps into the galaxy, having to learn every step while Vulcans are condescending dicks and sort of by accident becoming the mediating race that eventually leads into the Federation is well told and works as a growth story.

    • @sidknoop6381
      @sidknoop6381 2 года назад +8

      I really love Enterprise for it's potential. The early days of the federation as Humans, Vulcans, Tellarites and Andorians slowly form an alliance against their common enemy. Archer in the middle of it all trying too keep everything together with optimism, diplomacy and roughly half of Trip's duct-tape stash.
      That and seeing all those familiar things taking shape, the first usages of the transporter, the mistakes that led to various rules and directives, the cramped ship, tech that looks more like something from our time and of course the fucking grappling hook instead of a tractor beam.

    • @TehAwesomer
      @TehAwesomer Год назад +4

      Unfortunately, Enterprise debuted on September 26, 2001 and 9/11 ruined Enterprise's chance of success. The tone was suddenly, irrevocably off for a post-9/11 world. They tried to salvage it by... having the crew and world deal with an unexpected terrorist attack... but that wasn't really what a post-9/11 public wanted more of...

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Год назад

      It was a crappy story poorly told. If anything people like you greatly overrate it.
      It had all the problems Deep Space Nine had and more. It had all the problems that the crap called Serenity also had.

    • @Songbirdstress
      @Songbirdstress Год назад +1

      I just watched it, I loved it. Great actors, great stories. Lots of food for thought.

    • @Songbirdstress
      @Songbirdstress Год назад +1

      @@TehAwesomer ah, great historical perspective, thank you.

  • @BuzzKirill3D
    @BuzzKirill3D 4 года назад +160

    "No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man" - Heraclitus

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 4 года назад +6

      BuzzKill but he poops in it.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 4 года назад +2

      Carpet Hooligan fuck off shill.

    • @GatsuKS
      @GatsuKS 4 года назад +1

      @@nhmooytis7058 RIP

    • @unitedstatesofamerica4987
      @unitedstatesofamerica4987 4 года назад

      @@nhmooytis7058 Well,I regret being part of YOUR generation.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 4 года назад

      United States Of America do you regret being a dumb, obvious shill?

  • @MrBenMcLean
    @MrBenMcLean 4 года назад +81

    The Klingons were not part of the Federation in TNG. They just had a treaty with the Federation, not membership in it. This becomes important in Deep Space Nine.

    • @darth_yoda
      @darth_yoda 4 года назад +5

      I think he is talking about Worf since he IS the first Klingon you see in TNG and he is a part of Starfleet :P

    • @VVeremoose
      @VVeremoose 4 года назад +4

      There's a first season episode where they mention that the Klingons had joined the Federation. But we all pretend that the first season didn't happen.

    • @captainrednek9301
      @captainrednek9301 4 года назад +6

      Yes but “a” Klingon is not “the Klingons”.

    • @AC-gb7do
      @AC-gb7do 4 года назад +8

      Nearly all TNG and DS9 episodes involving the Klingons make it very clear that the Federation and Klingons were just allies, if at all. TNG: "A Matter of Honor" unmistakably shows that there has never been a regular exchange of officers before, and that there is a great deal of mistrust between Starfleet and the Klingon Defense Force even though they are supposed to be allied. In "Reunion" and "Redemption" it is obvious that the Klingon Empire is a separate entity where the Federation has no business and where interference is outlawed under the Prime Directive. In DS9: "The Way of the Warrior" the Klingons even fight against the Federation (before officially declaring war in DS9: "Broken Link"). Sisko says that the Klingons have not only called back their ambassador, but that they have even retreated from the Khitomer Accords, their mutual peace treaty. Logically the Klingons would have had to leave the Federation first before going that far.
      While they are en route to Starbase 515 in TNG: "Samaritan Snare", Picard is talking of his early days in Starfleet and the incident with the Nausicaans, when Wesley poses a surprising question: "Was that before the Klingons joined the Federation?"
      Considering that Wesley is rather a science genius than a history buff and that Picard may have been preoccupied with his replacement heart surgery, that’s something we should overlook. Unless we found a way to re-interpret "joined the Federation" as just "became friends with the Federation".

    • @VVeremoose
      @VVeremoose 4 года назад +7

      @@AC-gb7do S2E17, Samaritan's Snare
      PICARD: Several friends and I were on leave at Farspace Starbase Earhart. It was little more than a galactic outpost in those days.
      WESLEY: Was this before the Klingons joined the Federation?
      PICARD: That's right.
      It's called a continuity error.

  • @Fogmeister
    @Fogmeister 4 года назад +122

    “More charisma in his hair than the entire discovery cast”
    🤣 😂 🤣

    • @MelindaColden
      @MelindaColden 4 года назад +7

      b-but drinker... picard is BALD :O

    • @fabianherrmann6398
      @fabianherrmann6398 4 года назад +9

      Picard has full long hair (why would't you with that level of technology) but his romulan house servants installed a cloaking device as a joke after he passed out from too much wine. It is the future's eqivalent of drwing a D*** one one's face with permanent marker.

    • @yoshi314
      @yoshi314 4 года назад

      @@MelindaColden he is using hairworks, on amd.

    • @Yusuke_Denton
      @Yusuke_Denton 4 года назад

      @@yoshi314 Sadly I don't have RTX so he looks bald to me.

    • @yoshi314
      @yoshi314 4 года назад

      @@Yusuke_Denton barely anyone can afford to admire that mane

  • @pepperVenge
    @pepperVenge 4 года назад +95

    *Brent Spiner:* I'm too old to play Data today..
    *CBS:* $$$$$$$
    *Brent Spiner:* Lets Do This!!!

    • @davidharrison7014
      @davidharrison7014 4 года назад +2

      That sounds just about right.

    • @90sNostalgiaNerd
      @90sNostalgiaNerd 3 года назад +4

      Never underestimate the power of "The Paycheck."

    • @JonathanJK
      @JonathanJK 3 года назад +2

      "I just love scanning for money.
      You lovely little dollars, you precious little dollars, I found you".
      Du Du Du Du Du Du, dudu.

  • @msims1250
    @msims1250 4 года назад +151

    “...even if he looks like he drank from the wrong cup in ‘The Last Crusade.’ “ Brilliant!! 😆😆

    • @proover
      @proover 4 года назад +2

      too funny even by Drinker's standards

    • @spacelinx
      @spacelinx 4 года назад

      Yeah, that pretty savage. but you know it’s true!

    • @Paladin1034
      @Paladin1034 3 года назад +4

      You have chosen...poorly

  • @deepspire
    @deepspire 4 года назад +426

    I'll bet they call androids "synthetics" now because "andro" means "man."

    • @613harbinger316
      @613harbinger316 4 года назад +39

      And Lucas might try to sue them for using "droid"

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify 4 года назад +35

      MAN-DROIDS!!!!

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 4 года назад +16

      hah, good point. Aner in Greek is man and if Greeks wanted to talk about general humanity of any of their three genders they would say anthropos.

    • @Dodgewwwc
      @Dodgewwwc 4 года назад +10

      The term synthetic has been around for decades.. the referred to bishop in aliens in 1986 as synthetic

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify 4 года назад +5

      @@Dodgewwwc in universe?
      Doubtful. Tng ran 78 to 94..what was on in 85?

  • @KiltedCritic
    @KiltedCritic 4 года назад +410

    Show needs a name change to Star Trek: Discard

    • @MultiWalrus1
      @MultiWalrus1 4 года назад +6

      @scuba Steve I'd watch Star Trek: Retard xD That's gonna be a winner with stoners on Saturday mornings!

    • @misss.o.j.
      @misss.o.j. 4 года назад +1

      ❤❤

    • @personanongratis
      @personanongratis 4 года назад +6

      Star Trek Discard:"Unengage"!

    • @aloiskleinestier1848
      @aloiskleinestier1848 4 года назад +3

      Star Trek: Total Recard, ehm Total Picard (for doing so much fan service and grave robbing on the original Star Trek)

    • @dennismoore2752
      @dennismoore2752 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/dMbIDe_6GYM/видео.html

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche6522 3 года назад +15

    13:37 Simple reason for Mars getting blown up - a few Shadow vessels got there before the Vorlons and/or Sheridan could stop them! "Is this a reference to something?" I hear none of you ask. Well done Critical D - keep 'em coming.....

  • @danij5055
    @danij5055 4 года назад +60

    "Well, set phasers to Fucked." That's a great line. It really made me laugh! True but funny

  • @Thermool
    @Thermool 4 года назад +59

    Like he drank from the wrong cup in The Last Crusade.
    I snort laughed at that reference.

    • @jetjazz05
      @jetjazz05 4 года назад +4

      As a kid I didn't give it a second thought but... the two options, 1) ever lasting life or 2) you shrivel and die cause you drank from the wrong cup did some serious fucking damage to my decision making process LOL

  • @deadli-us
    @deadli-us 4 года назад +138

    “...land with all the impact of a roundhouse kick from Captain Pike.”
    That nearly made me spit out my drink, Drinker.

    • @rgraham9792
      @rgraham9792 4 года назад +9

      Deadlius
      I respond with a single green light beep

  • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55
    @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 4 года назад +36

    This show has made Picard into a shell of his former self. Just like Luke, this new show will cause Picard to "toss the lightsaber" (aka pullin a Luke) so to speak, and destroy everything that made Picard who he was.

  • @chainsawsubtlety9828
    @chainsawsubtlety9828 4 года назад +91

    "Bending common sense to fit an agenda."
    That's a pretty concise characterization of modern society right there.

  • @leibermuster2399
    @leibermuster2399 4 года назад +62

    Last time I was this early, Geordi La Forge was still Data's best friend.

    • @butthz8850
      @butthz8850 4 года назад +1

      @@NerdlySquared next season? That's bold.

  • @Deefry
    @Deefry 4 года назад +229

    "It's like the United Nations being hostile to foreign countries."
    Supernova:
    "What the hell is Isra-el?"
    Edit: Dear lord what have I done

    • @muznick
      @muznick 4 года назад +48

      The UN is hostile to the USA, despite the USA paying for it.

    • @nathanielbables8652
      @nathanielbables8652 4 года назад +43

      Oh the U.N. got some ugly skeletons of it's own.

    • @King_Cola
      @King_Cola 4 года назад +9

      Universe don't care about chosenites

    • @VVeremoose
      @VVeremoose 4 года назад +17

      @@muznick the UN is a great representation for the Federation. The original alliance which founded it (USA/UK & Earth/Vulcan) do *everything* while the other members sit around bitching about them.

    • @roque87
      @roque87 4 года назад +24

      @@nathanielbables8652 the fact it is called United Nations is a bad, ugly joke.. all they ever do is flaunt some influence they don't have, give zero fucks to world problems, filled to the brim with corruptions and conspiracy theories, ties to red and black markets, UN is cancer, their entire hierarchy needs to be replaced or the organization should be dismantled with something better and neutral, that shows some proper authority our nations can respect

  • @zztopz7090
    @zztopz7090 4 года назад +53

    The Romulans did not want to live on one of their own worlds because they're not as nice as Earth. They'd rather be servants to humans than start over and rebuild their own world. They also heard Earth chicks were easy.

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 3 года назад

      anyway does this mean planet Remus is wasted too? are its inhabitants refugees as well?

    • @Vevvev8
      @Vevvev8 3 года назад +2

      @@phreakazoith2237 They were close to each other I believe, and this show shoehorns in modern day politics when it shouldn't. The continuation story in Star Trek Online was way better written than this mess with the Romulan people being fractured. The Empire holding onto it's xenophobic views of everyone else and continuation of it's clandestine activities, and the people who are fed up and trying to get away from it all. Ends up leading to a cool story where the newly formed Romulan Republic ends up fighting the remnants of the former Empire, conducting diplomacy with the Klingons and Federation, all while fighting every day to survive on their new home world from opportunistic factions. Made for a really compelling narrative.

    • @Dang3rMouSe
      @Dang3rMouSe 2 года назад

      Lol. Honestly if I was like a 20 yr old decent looking Romulan dude & heard you could go to what sounds like a paradise world with human females who might think Romulan males are exotic & in the return work in the role of a servant I'd be down too😏😆
      It is a 🌠universal🌌 fact that ignoring such poonanni would constitute a grave mortal sin upon one's soul

  • @peterkrochmalni673
    @peterkrochmalni673 4 года назад +206

    “Synthetics”
    “I prefer the term ‘Artificial Person’ myself.”

    • @Steel_Scholar
      @Steel_Scholar 4 года назад +3

      Peter Krochmalni beat me to it

    • @Ami-vh7sr
      @Ami-vh7sr 4 года назад +4

      Bitch your ass belongs to Weyland Yutani...you'll let me call you Synthetic and Like it Bishop.....

    • @christophzeit6282
      @christophzeit6282 4 года назад +1

      Cybernetic organism

    • @timmholl9238
      @timmholl9238 4 года назад +14

      I guess she don't like the cornbread, either.

    • @zachdex7148
      @zachdex7148 4 года назад +1

      That took me a long time to remember where that line came from

  • @MLPDethDealr32
    @MLPDethDealr32 4 года назад +47

    To qoute the Godfather,:"Look how they massacred our boy".
    That's my sentiment in regards to Star Trek Picard. This is not the Star Trek i grew up with.

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 4 года назад +4

      The woke crowd won't be satisfied until they've dragged every classic franchise through the mud and destroyed what was good about it. It's not about replacing the positive messages in the past with new, updated positive ones, it's about "deconstructing" everything and making room for their negative worldview. Drinker nailed it with this one.

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 4 года назад +137

    My theory is this all occurs on one of Q's hemorrhoids.

    • @WisamSafi1978
      @WisamSafi1978 4 года назад +2

      Andrew Barratt thank you

    • @misss.o.j.
      @misss.o.j. 4 года назад

      :D ❤

    • @FatNorthernBigot
      @FatNorthernBigot 4 года назад +1

      @@misss.o.j. "You are my Preperation H, mon Cap-I
      i-tan!"

    • @alexlemonds2838
      @alexlemonds2838 4 года назад +11

      I'll do you one better: this is what the Pah-Wraiths are forcing Gul Dukat to watch, for all eternity, as punishment for failing them at the end of DS9. :P

    • @FatNorthernBigot
      @FatNorthernBigot 4 года назад +1

      @@alexlemonds2838 something tells me you're more of a hardcore fan, than I.

  • @lewjames6688
    @lewjames6688 4 года назад +64

    Within the first five minutes:
    1. Politically correct female “bad*ss”.
    2. Politically correct couple.
    3. Attacking guys dressed in black speaking what [politically correct] sounds vaguely slavic [Russian, no? 😜].
    4. Captain Picard wants to “raise awareness”.
    Bye bye Star Trek.

    • @sebastianszeliga935
      @sebastianszeliga935 2 года назад

      RUSSIA BAD BIGOT !!!!

    • @muchanadziko6378
      @muchanadziko6378 Год назад

      This franchise was what you call 'politically correct' and 'woke' since day one.
      It showcases a future human society where people moved forward from petty bullshit like that comment of yours.

  • @eezonly1sand0s54
    @eezonly1sand0s54 4 года назад +43

    If they really wanted to portray a reflection of 2020, they should have included piles of Klingon scat littering the Streets of San Francisco.

    • @eezonly1sand0s54
      @eezonly1sand0s54 4 года назад +1

      @Encore Baby BUILD THE SHIELD! BUILD THE SHIELD!

    • @truthskr7127
      @truthskr7127 2 года назад +1

      💯I like how Starfleet academy is based in San Francisco, yet that's the worst place for insane leftism, drugs, homelessness etc. They should make s new series based off that called Scat Trek.

  • @andym1134
    @andym1134 4 года назад +73

    I'm really surprised the villian isn't an Orange Alien with a comb over style hair do or cranium, it may happen though...

    • @davidharrison7014
      @davidharrison7014 3 года назад +1

      PLEASE don't give 'em any ideas!!!

    • @hoyden1960
      @hoyden1960 3 года назад +1

      Yeah……listen to David Harrison.

    • @andym1134
      @andym1134 3 года назад

      @@hoyden1960 sure.

  • @TroyTempest63
    @TroyTempest63 4 года назад +55

    So long as nobody says "The Power of Math" or "I Like Science", then it's got to be an improvement.

    • @spacedinosaur8733
      @spacedinosaur8733 4 года назад

      When you say "The Power of Math" do you hold a sword over your head while lightning dramatically flashes around you?

  • @kyriss12
    @kyriss12 4 года назад +44

    Star trek is supposed to be about hope for the future. When I want dark and cynical, I rewatch Babylon 5.

    • @uadhlagash7280
      @uadhlagash7280 4 года назад +10

      B5 was very hopeful, just not the same kind of hopeful. Dark and Cynical would be BSG

    • @All2Meme
      @All2Meme 4 года назад +2

      @@uadhlagash7280 More to the point, B5 was better written than STP could ever hope to be.

    • @TheLunacyofOurTimes
      @TheLunacyofOurTimes 4 года назад +2

      Babylon 5 was Realpolitik. Make the best of the situation the universe is throwing at you.

    • @uadhlagash7280
      @uadhlagash7280 4 года назад +2

      @@All2Meme STP was rubbish

    • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
      @Allan_aka_RocKITEman 4 года назад +4

      _"Can you and your associates arrange that for me Mr. Morden?"_

  • @benjamingentile1660
    @benjamingentile1660 4 года назад +135

    “High quality alcohol???” Drinker, we all know you’d pound fermented Gatorade if were any cheaper than the next option.

    • @mish375
      @mish375 4 года назад +19

      Don't give him ideas. We need him drunk enough to make the movie/series reviews funny but not damage his health beyond repair...or else no more Drinker.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 4 года назад +4

      Consider that Buckfast Tonic Wine is surprisingly expensive...

    • @FuckGoogle2
      @FuckGoogle2 4 года назад +2

      He misspoke, proximity not quality.

    • @MarkMcDaniel
      @MarkMcDaniel 4 года назад

      Kwalitee, with a capital K.

    • @dancash5353
      @dancash5353 4 года назад

      Do they do that yet?! Whoot whoot !

  • @jerrywigginsii2547
    @jerrywigginsii2547 4 года назад +120

    They changed the aspect ratio on data. Guess he's in wide screen now

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 4 года назад +6

      Some things are better in 4:3.

    • @spacedinosaur8733
      @spacedinosaur8733 4 года назад +2

      It sybolized the ever expanding (ohh god just thinking bout that makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit) Synthetic threat.

    • @Antyvas
      @Antyvas 4 года назад

      @@spacedinosaur8733 Is that your nose, Pinocchio, or are you just happy to see me?

    • @Otokichi786
      @Otokichi786 4 года назад

      Remember that D.A.T.A. is a memory, and those "tend to go fuzzy" over time. Will "Q" reappear, just to make Jean Luc's life interesting?

    • @889Pammov
      @889Pammov 4 года назад

      I thought that should have stopped the movies when Data started getting fat 😂

  • @gregshock
    @gregshock 4 года назад +31

    “Set phasers to stunning,... and engage.” “(Picard) has more charisma in his hair (and there ain’t much of it) than the whole cast of (whatever the show is) combined.” Great lines!

  • @dalriada842
    @dalriada842 4 года назад +27

    The best part of the first episode, for me, was that Picard called his dog Number One. That made me laugh!

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 4 года назад +84

    Like RLM pointed out, why are they trying to make Picard and Data gay?
    They were amicable coworkers at best. Where did this come from?

    • @der_benson4478
      @der_benson4478 4 года назад +30

      they're pansexual now!
      they're pansexual now?
      they're pansexual now.

    • @smolgobbo3826
      @smolgobbo3826 4 года назад +8

      What's next? GAY robosexual marriage?
      Apparently.

    • @dismafuggerhere2753
      @dismafuggerhere2753 4 года назад +5

      Data was like a child or a pet (stay with me on this) to the rest of the crew, because he had no ego to get in the way he was easier to love. RLM did point out that Picard wasn't buddy buddy with him in many scenes, but he was pretty much loved by the command staff. for Picard however it's different because he gave his life for him. there's room enough for Jean Luc to hold him in more open esteem after the fact and for him to remember him with more fondness in a 'you don't know what you've got till it's gone' fashion.

    • @kazineverwind5267
      @kazineverwind5267 4 года назад +9

      "If two male characters look at each other for longer than 1.4356 seconds, that means they love each other and need to BANG!" - Shipper's Law #5

    • @Niclmaki
      @Niclmaki 4 года назад +5

      "Mr.Data, shut up... 15 years I've been waiting to say that!" - Picard, publicly, to humiliate Data
      Now: HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND
      Granted he did save his life at the end of Nemesis, but still. Picard was more hostile towards Data than caring. Even told him to disassemble his child in TNG, now he cares about his possible child as if it were his own.

  • @palehorseman9923
    @palehorseman9923 4 года назад +51

    Anyone else actually like Star Trek: Enterprise?
    Captain Archer is no Picard, but you have T'Pol in a skin-suit, so it evens out in my book.

    • @Moribax85
      @Moribax85 4 года назад +21

      net mentioning T'Pol, i just loved the characters in that series: Archer is no Picard, true, but Archer is a man that is improvizing as he goes, since no one has done anything he does before him, so he has no reference, so he can fail, and he fails, and he lives up to his errors, and never gives up... and i love Trip and Phlox... the only character i didn't really like was Malcolm

    • @palehorseman9923
      @palehorseman9923 4 года назад +3

      @@Moribax85 Exactly how I feel about it

    • @Sela1
      @Sela1 4 года назад +7

      Enterprise was really an ok show.

    • @DomenM
      @DomenM 4 года назад +5

      Ahhhh yes T'Pol was my Go To for years. Made me fall in love with skinny girls mmmmmm

    • @MrSircharles05
      @MrSircharles05 4 года назад +7

      Hell, I'd take another season of Enterprise over STD or Picard anyday.

  • @susannagarlitz792
    @susannagarlitz792 4 года назад +108

    At least I know that I'm not the only one who despises the Star Trek reboot. When they destroyed the planet Vulcan I decided that I wasn't going to watch any more Star Trek until they rectified that mistake. I pay attention to new developments to see if that's the case not really expecting anything. Thank you for showing me that I'm not missing anything.

    • @ML-mx3mm
      @ML-mx3mm 4 года назад +3

      Susanna Garlitz my thoughts exactly. It honestly makes me feel kind of sick knowing there will never be a trek like TNG or even TOS again

    • @MichaelPohoreski
      @MichaelPohoreski 4 года назад

      **Destroyed** Sci-Fi franchises:
      _Star Trash: Disaster_ (Discovery)
      _Star Wrek: Retard_ (Picard)
      **Good** franchises:
      _Seth Trek_ (The Orville)
      _The Expanse_

    • @DJRonnieG
      @DJRonnieG 4 года назад +4

      Exactly. The buck stops with Vulcan.

    • @kazziu
      @kazziu 4 года назад +1

      After the first episode aired i saw some of the positive reviews i i thought this show must be ok.
      I'm currently rewatching the TNG and when i saw the first episode of Picard i thougth this is a joke, but the whole next day i saw only positive comments on several social media sci fi outlets.
      I thought i was in some sort of vortex but finally i see some reason in the comments. Fuck this show this has no TNG vibe what so ever, dumb action ect.

    • @mnirwin5112
      @mnirwin5112 4 года назад +1

      What?? I hadn't watched a lot of the newer Star Trek programs ... when the hell did they destroy Vulcan? And why??

  • @syx3s
    @syx3s 3 года назад +9

    the romulans were strong enough to rival starfleet. not only would they have enough places for their people to go, they'd have the fleet power to handle the whole thing themselves.

  • @SuperLloyd84
    @SuperLloyd84 4 года назад +38

    4:50 I'm glad they acknowledged the Kelvin timeline, because it means this is fake fanfic Picard.

    • @Moribax85
      @Moribax85 4 года назад +1

      i'm sorry, but the hobus supernova is now canon in the main timeline, really sorry for your disappointment... and btw, there's no hobus supernova in the kelvin timeline, the supernova in the main timeline is what starts the event that unfold in the kelvin timeline, that is decades before the hobus event

    • @LeeHawkinsPhoto
      @LeeHawkinsPhoto 4 года назад +14

      Moribax if any part of JarJar Trek is now canon, then have it shoot itself and put it out of my misery.

    • @vana.johnson8845
      @vana.johnson8845 4 года назад +1

      Guy Incognito not a FanFlic as Wokeman Don't even watch any of this stuff. Example: Critic who admits they didn't watch the "Witcher" reviewing it negatively.

    • @ChrisTardif_
      @ChrisTardif_ 4 года назад

      @@Moribax85 As confirmed by Kurtzman www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a30491179/star-trek-picard-timeline-explained/

  • @naedolor
    @naedolor 4 года назад +100

    Picard looks like the guy that drank from the wrong cup in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
    I'm ded. Bury me

    • @danandtab7463
      @danandtab7463 4 года назад

      I lol'd for real

    • @JayColucci1
      @JayColucci1 4 года назад

      hahahaha that line was amazing! I was crying!

    • @MotesTV
      @MotesTV 4 года назад

      Patrick Stewart (Picard) is POZed.

    • @WAX1138
      @WAX1138 4 года назад

      I see you also like ReVeiw

    • @chirho100
      @chirho100 4 года назад

      “You chosen poorly .”

  • @deckard3755
    @deckard3755 4 года назад +38

    "To boldly blow, how no Star Trek has blowed before!" - Picard.

  • @JFDSmit-rm6tw
    @JFDSmit-rm6tw 4 года назад +28

    Star Trek: The Original Series: STTOS
    Star Trek: The Next Generation: STTNG
    Star Trek: Deep Space 9: STDS9
    Star Trek: Voyager: STVOY
    Star Trek: Enterprise: STENT
    Star Trek: Discovery: STD. No wonder only "a dozen or so" dared touch it...
    And now:
    Star Trek: (Old) Picard: STOP
    Common ground between Star Trek and Star Wars: fan-based films seem to be more authentic than the newer official movies and series.

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify 4 года назад +2

      Was trying tp figure out what ypu were including ST in beginning. Isee what you did there

    • @falafeldurum2095
      @falafeldurum2095 4 года назад +2

      it's VOY and ENT and you missed DS9, but I absolutely agree

    • @JFDSmit-rm6tw
      @JFDSmit-rm6tw 4 года назад +2

      @@falafeldurum2095 Thanks, corrected.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 4 года назад

      Star Trek was just called Star Trek.

    • @JFDSmit-rm6tw
      @JFDSmit-rm6tw 4 года назад

      @@GeorgeMonet I know. It is often used, however, to differentiate between the original series and the Star Trek fictional universe.

  • @scifieric
    @scifieric 4 года назад +13

    Drinker, you spectacular observer of video culture, I've enjoyed your reviews from the moment I saw your channel, but this review blows all the others away! Well done! I was laughing out loud at several points in your review! Keep up the good, critical work!

  • @badism8369
    @badism8369 4 года назад +157

    Why couldn’t the Romulans take care of themselves? They were an ultra powerful and advanced superpower.

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj 4 года назад +40

      The Cardassians would have made a better fit because the Cardassian Union was in shambles by this point.

    • @cimmerian100
      @cimmerian100 4 года назад +20

      @Comstar: Space AT&T Yeah like the Dominion left a nuke behind or something as payback - would have been more plausable

    • @j.francisward1897
      @j.francisward1897 4 года назад +20

      They were super Nova deniers, of course!

    • @kibagami74
      @kibagami74 4 года назад +33

      It makes no sense, the Romulans had many planets in their "Star Empire", they could relocate their homeworld population to one of their own planets. It was just an excuse to cram in "refugees" as a plot line. As Drinker said "Is that a reference to something?" ugh.

    • @varanasiwalks1451
      @varanasiwalks1451 4 года назад +10

      @Comstar: Space AT&T if they referenced the Cardassian vs Bajoran thing, then nobody would be able to complain how "heavy handed political metaphor is being crammed into Star Trek all of a sudden".
      (Though it is true, nobody seemed to notice how the Bajorans were both Jewish to the Cardassian Nazis, as well as the Palestinians to the Cardassian Israelis..... and on a rewatch, that was pretty heavy-handed.... i think the viewers were 1. more forgiving, when there was just ONE scifi thing to watch on TV in any given year, and 2. we were mostly 16 years old and didn't have 30 years of being told what to think about modern politics via Star Trek)

  • @joil6649
    @joil6649 4 года назад +19

    I love the undiscovered country. I don’t know why it’s so underrated.

    • @colinmontgomery5492
      @colinmontgomery5492 4 года назад +7

      Probably the best film in the series. Gorgeous cinematography, too. A perfect goodbye to the original crew.

    • @item6931
      @item6931 4 года назад +10

      It's because you've never read Shakespeare in the original Klingon.

  • @nigelyorkshiremanwadeley6263
    @nigelyorkshiremanwadeley6263 4 года назад +3

    As usual Drinker, a florid, verbose yet fabulously satisfying critique that makes me wish I was as good a writer as your fine self. A wordsmith of such luxuriant and swanky tenor that one could watch the show after this and enjoy it even more so. More good man, more....

  • @ToonamiT0M
    @ToonamiT0M 4 года назад +60

    To summarize my thoughts on current Star Trek:
    "If you ask a thousand Trekkies 'What makes Star Trek, Star Trek?' you will get a thousand correct answers. But, if you ask the people making current Star Trek that same question, you will get nothing but wrong answers."

    • @MyBrainGlows
      @MyBrainGlows 4 года назад

      You really think there are a correct answer to that? Okay, what makes Star Trek Star Trek: For me, it's DS9 - i am pretty sure a lot of ST Fans will tell me that DS9 is not their version of Star Trek as they like it. There are tons of episodes, books and movies - there is NO chance that every ST-Fan will have a correct answer to that question.

    • @schmiggidy
      @schmiggidy 4 года назад +10

      I think it's fair to say that the predominant moral perspective of Star Trek was as follows:
      1. Exploration and discovery
      2. A positive, hopeful view of the future and human potential
      3. A focus on the good in and peace among all sentient species
      4. A mirror to tackle present-day cultual issues without coming off as preachy
      To me, this is the beating heart of Star Trek.

    • @ToonamiT0M
      @ToonamiT0M 4 года назад +3

      @@MyBrainGlows I grew up on TNG, but I also love DS9. DS9, while not as squeaky clean as TNG, still embodied the ideals of Gene Roddenberry. It was a bit more cynical at times, but it still promoted the idea that we can be better. DS9 put the values of Star Trek through the ringer, but in the end, it showed that those values still hold up.
      STD, and now it seems Picard, abandon hope for a better future and wallow in misery and despair.

    • @beardedbaldingoldfartbutyo6985
      @beardedbaldingoldfartbutyo6985 4 года назад +5

      @@MyBrainGlows Did you even read the comment you are replying to? If so you really need to work on your reading comprehension.

    • @54356776
      @54356776 4 года назад +4

      @@MyBrainGlows
      The op went right over your head didn't it ? Think about it.

  • @chucksenhowzen9740
    @chucksenhowzen9740 4 года назад +21

    4:30 gotta love the knowledge Drinker has, calling out the BS with the TV interview even though Data points out it’s obsolete in the old show

    • @nikolaki
      @nikolaki 4 года назад +5

      As someone who watched the TNG when it came out and grew up watching TOS and the ST movies.... the TV interview did jar me big time.
      Humanity had moved on and I found it unlikely that such changes, especially as CD stated that the Federation is more than Earth, would flip so quickly.

    • @rand314
      @rand314 4 года назад

      Also, in TOS, the Bread and Circuses episode (about the Roman Empire parallel world), they see a TV transmission which Uhura is confused about, and calls it video. Spock corrects her, that it was colloquially known as television. This indicates that it was long forgotten as history by Picard's time.
      Really easy to fix that too. I do believe the press still existed (enterprise decommissioning in ST 7), so an interview, without mentioning the media format would have worked fine.
      It's these obvious oversights that ruin it for the fans. Just plain lazy producers.

    • @MTJDisorder
      @MTJDisorder 4 года назад

      Except it's not television. News outlets still exist. I get my news from websites not TV. Jake Sisko was a reporter lets not forget. That episode of TNG that refers to Television being no more is more so in reference to entertainment(Film/Series etc), ya know seen as how they have holodecks...

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад +1

      Speaking of obsolete, what's with the face smoothing? Isn't facemapping (incorrectly called "deep fakes") a thing? They couldn't find footage of young Spiner to pull a Flynn/Fury/Stark/Ego/Pym/Ross/Irishman impression? I have tons of footage right next to me.

  • @FercPolo
    @FercPolo 4 года назад +35

    RedLetterMedia hit this nail on the absolute head when they realized New Star Trek is based just on "What shit do random people remember about Star Trek?" and is in no way based in actual Star Trek lore.

    • @spacedinosaur8733
      @spacedinosaur8733 4 года назад +1

      Yep, as a Trekkie I found that bit was hilarious, sad but hilarious

    • @burningmisery
      @burningmisery 4 года назад

      The showrunners know even less about Star Trek than I do, and I know a bit more than Jay ☻ makes for the perfect shitshow.

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 4 года назад

      Well, crafting a product for people who will like it satisfies neither the "woketard propaganda" nor the "maximize all money" dictates of current year Hollywood. So you get a shit product filled with 'splosions and lectures, that pleases very few, and even those few are pleased for reasons that are shallow and ill thought out. Those of us who actually LIKED things about Star Trek, and gave the franchise it's actual value, are spat upon as irrelevant. Good work, CBS!

  • @Mephilis78
    @Mephilis78 4 года назад +7

    Am I literally the only person who noticed that the super nova that killed Romulus has changed? In 2009 it was the Hobus star (a star system neighboring Romulus), and in Picard the continually say "the Romulan Star" (which would actually mean the star at the center of the Romulus system.

    • @muchanadziko6378
      @muchanadziko6378 Год назад

      or maybe they mean the exact same star, just called it differently because a lot of time has passed since the explosion.

  • @allendean9807
    @allendean9807 4 года назад +43

    One of my main issues is that the federation was negotiating with Romulus during ST Nemesis... so, 20 years later, and nothing was accomplished?

    • @OrbinHD
      @OrbinHD 4 года назад +2

      You mean what's left of the Romulan government? In Nemesis, the entire Romulan government was wiped out by Shinzon.

    • @Stinger913
      @Stinger913 4 года назад +1

      Pavor You need a boss and you go with his or her vision.

    • @allendean9807
      @allendean9807 4 года назад

      Goldrobin didn’t Riker talk to Picard about continuing negotiations at the end of the film?

    • @linusa2996
      @linusa2996 4 года назад

      We've been negotiating with Iran for what 40 years?

    • @vana.johnson8845
      @vana.johnson8845 4 года назад

      The Last_Saint unfortunately they were in negotiations with Remen Empire and it's human clone Emperor...! That was in the Original Universe not the alternate one from BAD ROBOT/SECRET HIDEOUT productions and Klutzman 😛😜😝😖😵

  • @DarthWall275
    @DarthWall275 4 года назад +40

    I thought a man with a knighthood would have better sta - oh yeah, Emoji Movie.
    Nevermind.

    • @Ch35h1r3C47
      @Ch35h1r3C47 4 года назад +5

      @SpyengoEen Sir Patrick must be snorting a lot of coke to need cash that badly.

    • @LeeroyPorkins
      @LeeroyPorkins 4 года назад +2

      @SpyengoEen Can't, it's a floater🙊

  • @babylonpaladin
    @babylonpaladin 4 года назад +57

    JJ Abrams was to Star Trek what Kathleen Kennedy was to Star Wars.

    • @no2party
      @no2party 4 года назад +25

      True, but I'm pretty sure JJ ruined both Star Wars and Star Trek.

    • @darth_yoda
      @darth_yoda 4 года назад +4

      And Kevin Feige for MCU

    • @no2party
      @no2party 4 года назад +4

      @@darth_yoda yep, that is going to be a shitshow.

    • @babylonpaladin
      @babylonpaladin 4 года назад +7

      @@no2party JJ had his hand in SW no doubt. But he was just the hired gun in that assassination. Kennedy put out the contract.

  • @TheDaveLD
    @TheDaveLD 4 года назад +6

    "Before Picard can access her warp core."....F&*K you, shot coffee out my nose laughing. Thanks

  • @amazingkris
    @amazingkris 4 года назад +16

    That "Data laughing" clip is pure awesome as a taunt. I expect to see much more of that in the episodes to follow.

  • @CurtisDofMontana
    @CurtisDofMontana 4 года назад +45

    Disney Star Wars is Ruined, destroyed!!!
    CBS ALEX KURTZMAN Star Trek, HOLD MY BEER...

  • @spacedinosaur8733
    @spacedinosaur8733 4 года назад +25

    "If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are." Capt Jean-Luc Picard ~ Star Trek: The Next Generation "Encounter At Farpoint" by Gene Roddenberry

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 4 года назад

      And now you're not that. Good work, CBS!

  • @tyrellthiel2201
    @tyrellthiel2201 3 года назад +12

    My grandpa loved Trek, especially TNG. I can hear him rolling in his grave over this

  • @Soridan
    @Soridan 4 года назад +80

    This is so hamfisted it could feed an entire town of refugees for a decade.

    • @outsidethepyramid
      @outsidethepyramid 4 года назад

      Bradford

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 года назад +1

      @DriftZ TwoSeven They may have other reasons for avoiding pork products.

  • @Reaper285142
    @Reaper285142 4 года назад +21

    "Nah, it WON'T be fine." Made me laugh so hard at my desk

  • @muznick
    @muznick 4 года назад +14

    I burst out laughing every time you put Sam Neil's scream into a video.

  • @mogadeet6857
    @mogadeet6857 4 года назад +56

    Picard = Discard. I don't like being lectured by my entertainment.

  • @jmadden50
    @jmadden50 4 года назад +15

    7:05 "Anyway, before Picard can access her warp core....". You slay me, dude.

    • @All2Meme
      @All2Meme 3 года назад +1

      "What do you mean, 'Wrong docking port!'?"

  • @uileam161
    @uileam161 4 года назад +27

    “Well, suspiciously pragmatic straw man....” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @dewey70
    @dewey70 4 года назад +31

    "Drank from the wrong cup in the Last Crusade." Will never stop laughing now.

  • @HarosOfStyx
    @HarosOfStyx 4 года назад +7

    Dave Cullen of Computing forever did a wonderful review. Pointing out how Picard has amnesia, how it contradicts the other canon series (excluding STD). We just need to remember that STP is seprate from everything else. Even STD. It's not canon legally. It doesn't matter if the STD fangirls start screeching.

  • @nickmattio3397
    @nickmattio3397 4 года назад +42

    “There ARE 4 LIGHTS!!!! >:•O”

    • @madcourier6217
      @madcourier6217 4 года назад +3

      @Carpet Hooligan You don't count Crushers screwing a Scottish candle ghost among that? XD

    • @chrisjackson3980
      @chrisjackson3980 4 года назад

      Bravo sir!

    • @FD2003Abc
      @FD2003Abc 4 года назад

      Or 5. Who is counting?

    • @obsidianjane2267
      @obsidianjane2267 4 года назад

      That is why I give the trippy dream sequence cliche a pass. Considering all the crap he went thru during TNG, tortured by the Cardasians, living a whole life in an alien body, to getting f'ing assimilated by the Borg, you know Jean luc should be a PTSD basketcase.

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 4 года назад

      That bird egg fetus he made him eat...

  • @asdfdfggfd
    @asdfdfggfd 4 года назад +17

    It can still be Star Trek if the Federation has been assimilated by the Borg, and Picard is living in a Holo deck hallucination.

  • @warrenbeer2737
    @warrenbeer2737 4 года назад +17

    Looks like he drank from the wrong cup in the last crusade, LMAO 😂😂

  • @MyPronounsHeWhore
    @MyPronounsHeWhore 4 года назад +48

    6:28 When 'small weak unarmed female annihilates 4 strong men ' isn't progressive enough, you gotta get creative and blindfold her.

  • @GenX_Catholic
    @GenX_Catholic 4 года назад +43

    "That would be like the U.N. being hostile to foreign countries."
    Where you been, dude?

    • @ElValuador
      @ElValuador 4 года назад +3

      hoodakey You mean Israel of course.

    • @Mat-ss8uw
      @Mat-ss8uw 4 года назад +5

      It is hostile to all Western nations. The UN migration pact, Agenda 21, climate accords, etc.

  • @Isnogood12
    @Isnogood12 4 года назад +47

    It's sad that this show is so much about Patrick Stewart's political views and how he refused to play Picard again if he didn't get to spout them. Also I've always wanted to watch Star Trek without, well, stars and trekking, just CGI backgrounds around Earth.

  • @thoughtcriminal9247
    @thoughtcriminal9247 4 года назад +30

    Just another failed attempt of making a drama/action flick using real Star Trek characters. No exploring space, new boundaries, or boldly going where no man has gone before. Only senseless, domestic terrorism.

    • @davidharrison7014
      @davidharrison7014 4 года назад +4

      And visiting far-off cosmic locations like Paris, Boston, Okinawa, and San Francisco.
      The hot chick must've travelled awful far to go from Paris to Picard's vineyard in the south of FRANCE!!! Sheesh!!!

    • @rhett5058
      @rhett5058 3 года назад +3

      Real fake Star Trek characters