Him holding a baby in the palm of his hand would be the safest thing in the world. It'd be impossible for the baby to crawl to the edge of his planet sized palm before getting all tuckered out and falling asleep.
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We had a guy like him at my first unit. He’d previously been on the honor guard, and their height requirements mean only big people could get in. This guy wasn’t just tall, he had broad shoulders too. We once teased him because we thought he was wearing a kids backpack-it wasn’t, it was a normal adult’s size backpack that just looked tiny on him lol.
Don't forget his absolutely inhuman quickness and amazing skill. Prime Shaq made every other NBA teams hire random tall people just so they could foul him.
Have a dude at work that’s 7’2”, we’re all used to him but it’s hilarious some of the reactions customers have. He also defiantly makes stuff like water bottles look very small. (cashier)
that's nowhere near the tallest man in the world currently who goes by the name of sultan kosen who is 8'2" and the tallest man ever was Robert Wadlow at 8'11.1"
@@luwunar Teh thing is when a male baby is born then on an average it's height is about 1.8 foot to 2 foot If he want to crack a joke then he might say 3 feet But 5'2 hell na there must be a limit of a sarcasm
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love yo bible verse
That’s Pointcrow’s outro- uh
Yes
Why
The subscribe button: 😳
I like how Kevin hart is on this list of “things”
*Hart
@@noomy1644 Did you just correct someone's capitalization on RUclips?
Exactly what I thought
*Things to do list* 😈
@@bloodshedicicleandrazor6129 ☹️
This guy looks like he's able to protect a minecraft village
underrated 😭😭😭
He needs a bit more iron,but meat can do.
@@noone3708 new meaning to beat that meat
@@somewing_alt9907 it was only a matter of time before someone mentioned that kind of meat,damn it
Built like a iron golem
Fun fact: A violin was customised for Shaq, which is now known as Cello.
😂😂😂😂
nah bass
@@ajsimpson6038 arent violas smaller than violins
@@ajsimpson6038 that didnt answer my question but ok
😂
Such a smart move, no one would ever expect Shaq to be driving the smallest car
Insecure short people: Buy giant pickup trucks to compensate for their stature.
Tall people:
Shaq is the closest thing we have to Hagrid, just a gentle giant
I don't know about the gentle part but he sure as hell is a giant
Except when he's making fun of disabled people
@@doseofreality6647 *WHEEZE*
What happens when Shaq gets angy >:(
@@doseofreality6647 *W H E E Z E*
You know, I never realized how huge he was until now
😏😩
@@austinsmith1960 NO AUSTIN
@@melon2743 LMFAO
@@melon2743 yo i just bought a mustard and its taste so terrible lol. Im confuse mustard with thousand island
@@mont9150 what kind of mustard was it?
The fact that shaqs literally holds everything with his fingertips is hilarious 💀
Even a water bottle.
I mean if he doesn’t, he’ll just end up grasping it a bit *too* firmly lol
gotta love how goofy he is. the man has humour
Thumbnail is a quick reminder to never go to prison.
😭😭😭
it'll go from ° to ◯
😫🤣😂
@@the_moist Ah shit 😂
He was using Pointcrow’s outro
Jimmy looked like a kid trying on his dad's suit
😆😆😆 ikr
Thats what I was saying! 😂
It looked those big winter coats we see in NYC.
Lmao
That’s what I’m saying
Him holding that chicken wing actually has me dead, if I was him id just eat the whole thing.
0:42 "Put him on your keychain" I lost it there
Shaq sitting in that car made me claustrophobic
Yes
@@PizzaTron. shut
@@kazooha2755 up
@@PhysicallyAwake no u
@@kazooha2755 🙁
I want to see Shaq in road rage and then just see him emerging from this tiny car to “speak” with the other guy
The person would probably be like. With that car he's probably some scrawny punk. Then he gets out and they floor it to get outta there.
it would literally be the joke from the simpsons
Shades of Hightower (Bubba Smith) learning how to drive in a 70s Honda Civic in Police Academy.
Yee
@@grgfield do you find something comical about my appearance when I’m driving my automobile?
He looks like a wholesome person i hope he’s always been well
1:22 me wearing my dad's shirt as a kid
When shaq is near his body guards feel safe
No one is messing with a man built like that
@@AVA-ee4pk nice pop, was my previous one
@@AVA-ee4pk dat pfp doe
When shaq is near, his body guards feel safe.
@@lust4996 when shaq is near his body guards, feel safe
2:42 Shaq, the one on the right...
Good thing the narrator made it clear for us.
Yup. I almost thought he was the guy on the left for a moment, good on the narrator for clearing it up
Bro I was confused for a sec, I'm glad the narrator helped out
Yeah thank you mr. narrator
Wait shaq isn't white who tf is the left one then.
Do you have an idea how little that narrows it down?
I feel like Shaq is completely capable of suplexing The Rock
The man has endless charm and charisma, and puts out such warm wholesome vibes.
him holding a baby would look like he's holding a burger
yim yum
holding a baby would look like him holding a tiny notebook
Same thing
Him holding a baby in the palm of his hand would be the safest thing in the world. It'd be impossible for the baby to crawl to the edge of his planet sized palm before getting all tuckered out and falling asleep.
@@xiii0990 Imagine him holding a premie baby oml
If he’s ever running late he can just take his car out of his pocket
big man haha
xddd
💀
Bruh I laughed so hard at this
He is never late he Would need like 10 Steps to get Form NY to LA
3:30 London bridge fell yesterday
Shaq is the definition of a gentle giant
Someone said shaq completed life and now he's doing the side quests 😂
I almost lost a lung...almost...that one got me.....bad😂🤣😂🤣
Platinum trophy
I remember posting a similar joke days ago funny enough lol
Actually true tho
100% Completion
shaq needs no bodyguards hes his own bodyguard
Not when it comes to dogs
Give me a Shotgun and I'll prove you wrong
@@justdom388 I feel like with a shot gun he could have a body guard and yll still shoot him just the body guard gonna get shot first
@@SoSikWitIt that's my point if he had a shotgun it doesn't matter if he has a body guard or not he's getting shot
@@peasil3330 why would he get shot ur so negative
I love that he's just not afraid to do silly stuff, ever
0:34
just a Father and his son playing... so wholesome
Shaq is the human version of Clifford
omg i remember clifford 😂
@@bepe4279 goated show
Yep
Clifford the big black man
Well now it just sounds racist
Geez, he’s literally twice big as hart😂😂
Hart is like 5'4 though XD
Hart's like 140lbs, Shaq's pushing 400lbs... almost three Harts lol
@Kelin The toy farmer nope
Probably like 4 times😂
Nooo!! One of chaqs legs is the size of Kevin hart
Shaq, a legend on court and off court.
1:22 when you wear your dads suit .. while you were a child.😂😂
Everything has to be customized for him, including doughnuts.
Yo why i always found u
LOL
Ok checkmark. You like mine?
@@catvalentine6748 egirl get my pocket get my life get my likes
You're the next Justin Y man.
I'm pretty sure Kevin Hart doesn't need Shaq to make him look tiny
Big oof ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dang.
Quick call the fire department!!
And Kevin is still taller than me
@@clementine1169 same :(
I simply adore this man! He has such a loving quality.
Tierney Young
He really picked up a grown Kevin Hart and hugged him like I hug my 2 year old. Love Shaq 😂♥
Jimmy wearing Shaq's jacket looks like a little kid wearing his dad's suit.
Thats the kinda size my mom would give me when i was a kid
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And also:
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@@OscarHernandez18600 yeah
Imagine Shaq trying to play with a ps4 controller
This comment is so underrated !
Bruh im LMAO
Imagine shaq going to Asia
@@RNalison it's david and Goliath all over again lmao
I can very cleary visualize it in my head with his white shirt and all lmao
Hes such a all around cool guy too.
I had no idea he was that big oh my god
My love and respect for Shaq continues to grow
“shaq makes things look small, like a water bottle, a donut, a broom, *kevin fucking hart*
Everyone make kevin hart looks small lmao
Who is Kevin and why is he fucking Hart?
@Mi'Kai Edwards is he? is he a goat? i mean hes kinda racist and homophobic
@Mi'Kai Edwards It's not. That person is just a cupcake that thinks everything is racist and "homophobic".
The Kevin Hart thing isn't that hard tho
“Shaq making things look TINY”
The amount of times Kevin Hart was shown is funny
Like a clown car but instead of dozens of small people, just one really really big person.
Who’s Kevin hart? U mean shaqs dick?
Like a clown car but instead of dozens of small people, just one really big person.
Like a clown car but instead of dozens of small people, just one really big person.
Like a clown car but instead of dozens of small people , just one really really big person.
Omg I love Shaq. I swear I could not stop laughing watching this
Shaq taking it up the notch with Kevin
Legend has it that shaq was the previous owner of king bach's comically large spoon
to Shaq it is a comedically appropriately sized spoon
LMFAOOOO
@@anigga WHAT UP MY-
**Laughter**
lol
2:41 I thought shaq was on the left
I know it’s so confusing I feel you
Wait he was never on the left??
Fortnite kid 🤢
What I NEVER KNEW THIS WATTT.🤯
😂😂
He's just a big kid, and that's why we love him.
I ❤ the amount of confidence Kevin has
Imagine holding a water bottle like a pencil
Excuse me but are you going to finish that cRoISsanT
Fortnite sussy balls
@@ziadasaad5055 sí
@@LeafyZak y u mayk mi laf
@@humidharold7923 que
Plot twist An IPad is just a Shaq sized phone
No it’s a Shaq sized iPod mini
Its a shaqphone
@Alex Alex lol
Did I just watch your comment go from 2 months to 3 months?....
@@teamev1398 epic
We had a guy like him at my first unit. He’d previously been on the honor guard, and their height requirements mean only big people could get in. This guy wasn’t just tall, he had broad shoulders too. We once teased him because we thought he was wearing a kids backpack-it wasn’t, it was a normal adult’s size backpack that just looked tiny on him lol.
Shaq is a gigant man but his heart is big too. I wish him only the best in the world.
I feel like Shaq driving a smart car is his way of trolling us, he could be driving a luxurious Rolls Royce with leg room.
Or a jeep with a lift
Smart cars have amazing leg room
@@TheAirGerman you tweaking
@@TheAirGerman "sMaRt CaRs HaVe AmAzInG lEg RoOm" headass
Wait... Am I being mocked for saying Smart cars have amazing leg room beneath a video were we just saw Shaq sitting in one?
1:33 imagine seeing one of those cars and looking in the window and seeing Shaq there
Holding icy hot and he’s just staring and smiling at you.
@@malachibergstrom5426 Gold
And eating a slice of papa John's pizza
its like we inside in a cab xD
@@jayambry6150 while cooking a panini on his Shaq Grill and Press
Shack getting into that smart just reminded me when people always say "get a bigger car!" But you fit just fine and its cheaper
Nobody searched for this but we definitely needed and wanted to see this.
0:33 Imagine Shaq putting kevin in his pocket and running away.
I bet he could fit him In his wallet
Shaq: "You are my fren now, later we gonna get some tacos!"
Heart: 🤔 "Ok"
Thats like falling in 30 foot hole, he's never climbing out
Broooo💀
"No way! is that your car??"
Shaq: Yes way, and Imma drive it too"
Wow I saw the like number go up in real time, never seen that before
@@RobinsMusic my guy, I just now noticed how much likes that got within 2 days
*To
Reminds me of how Andre the Giant, as a joke, would pretend to struggle getting into his small car in front of fans and even lift it up
Damn! That’s a legendary comment 😂
Instead of him protecting everyone, everyone will protect him, thats how much of a precious tower he is
Raoh after finding out that he is shorter than Shaq: "I used to rule the centuries end"
1:51 imagine you honk at this car at red light and shaq gets out of the car
Attack on Titan
Fuck, I'll just drive away
*AoT theme starts playing
@@loafloafreal true
@@straightbusta2609 And then he jumps on your car before you get away
3:23
Shaq be like: let me play a sad song on the worlds smallest violin.
Given your enormity, you're just playing a regular violin.
My grandpa fought in World War 2
Great band, my favorite.
It was world’s largest
krabs
Oh god 🤣
Shaq made kevin seem like an ken doll 😂😂😂
Him "putting on his car" was awesome!
Somehow the chicken wing looked more "to-scale" than the water bottle.
Thats cause it was a chicken leg
@@Michael-gh1tj nah man, that was a turkey leg.
Turth be told that was a whole chicken made to look like a leg
@@shrishak00 who’s turth? Isn’t that the caveman from callmekevin’s channel?
Looks like popcorn chicken when shaq holds it
Fun fact: those aren’t plastic baby hands he’s using, they’re normal sized.
This is a cursed comment
@ZAYD3000 r/whoosh
@CutiePie 林檎 lol
WeLP
@CutiePie 林檎 how did you not get it
Shaq effortlessly winning the Tiny Hands, Big Shaq challenge was the best part
Shaq is so enjoyfull personality
1:45 imagine having this car pull up and 4 shaqs climbing out of it
LMFAO WHAT
And they jump you
@@asylumskp4391 LMAOO
Yee
@McMari AGAIN
3:15 “let me play a sad song with the world’s smallest violin”
Lmfao
Shaq could use a chello as a violin
@@srishtihirani7686 ew mcyt is trash
@@Movveekenok
I can hear the tune omg
Those Smart car suspensions were SUFFERING😂
I love how he just walks up and picks him up like a toddler
Now I'm starting to get why he was such a great basketball player. My man's fuckin huge. Imagine him in a combat sport. The reach he would have.
Stefan Struve is around the same height.
It wasnt just that he was very skilled as a player and was also a very good playmaker
Imagine him in a mma ring man would be a Goliath
Don't forget his absolutely inhuman quickness and amazing skill. Prime Shaq made every other NBA teams hire random tall people just so they could foul him.
Honestly he'd probably be at a disadvantage vs a smaller and experienced fighter.
I damn near died when he picked up Kevin. Shaq really is huge
Pause breh
To be fair, I could probably lift Kevin Hart up too, and I'm a 5'4 woman😂😂
Shaq is such a cute genuine man
Shaq driving a tinted Smart ForTwo is genius. No one would expect the driver of that thing to be Shaq of all people.
I swear shaq is what you get if you look up "Comically large human"
What about Sun MingMing. He's 7 foot 9
@@gavin2715 i think you meant, sum bigfuk
@@robert9595 nice
Comedically*
@@catvalentine6748 he meant what he meant
That's so funny he uses that tiny ass car. Man's got a sense of humor
@Peter Evans ok
@Peter Evans ok
@Peter Evans A tiny 1971 Lincoln Continental
@Peter Evans ok
"Big Shaq make Big Mac look like Tic Tac" -Sun Tzu Art of Rap.
The comically large spoon is just a normal spoon for him
Kevin Hart is just Shaq’s child.
Snoop Dogg is Shaq's skeleton
Kevin Hart is actually not Shaq's Child. Shaq is just big and make Kevin look small.
@@sigurd1321 you really missed the joke, huh
@@gloopy4535 Was it a joke?
@@sigurd1321 yes
Have a dude at work that’s 7’2”, we’re all used to him but it’s hilarious some of the reactions customers have. He also defiantly makes stuff like water bottles look very small. (cashier)
Holy shit. How? It’s crazy to think that there have been people even taller than that.
I can already feel his back pain
Wow 7'2?
Did he always complain about joints pain?
that's nowhere near the tallest man in the world currently who goes by the name of sultan kosen who is 8'2" and the tallest man ever was Robert Wadlow at 8'11.1"
@@skromply0270 I saw a picture of that guy once, it was insane.
Shack has such a ‘dad build’.😂😂
Damn Shaq in a smart just drips swagness all over the place
Shaq: *sees Kevin Hart sitting there all small n shit*
"I'm about to end this man's whole career"
Lmao "all small n shit"
@@bubbsterr4967 this had me laughing lol
0:33 damn imagine being a grown man and being cradled like a baby on tv😂😂
pretty sure kevin hart will always wonder what its like to be a grown man
"Put him on your key chain" 🤣🤣🤣
@@eastlakrayzie feeling like a midget is hangin from my necklaceeeee- Ludacris
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Galaxynerd Damn that’s a good one
When u saw him next to Kevin I couldn’t help but laugh😂
"Put him on your keychain" has to be the best shaq related quote
I've never heard that story about Shaq once spending one million dollars in one day. That's nuts.
Its called a lambo lol
His first big contract was for 120 million for 5years in the nineties. That’s money
yea he bought four mercedes total for his family members and friends
That's because he was buying out Walmart's paying for everybody's groceries.
It's called a house lol
Can you imagine seeing a small car and being like. "Oh, that's kinda cool."
And then just seeing Shaq come out of the car.
it’s like seeing clowns come out of a clown car but instead of clowns it’s a 40’ bodybuilder
@@strangerontheinternet7358 Twitter users after deleting Twitter:
*turns into a gigachad shaq*
*UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A GREAT DAY*
The surprise Pokémon look meme or shock meme
And towering above you by hundreds of meters 😂
Shaq doesn't need a car. He just takes 3 steps and hes there.
shaq makes kevin look like the size of a guitar
Imagine having a road rage and acting though in front of that tiny car and then you see a 7,1 Shaq pulling out of it
That's what i was thinking about
I'd accept Jesus as my Lord and saviour right there cuz I'm gonna meet him right then and there
I'd offer him my car instead
@@youngdon3123he'd probably come out and calmly tell you that you need to calm down and that you can't behave that way.
Shaq: goes to the interview
The Interviewer: *You are hired*
Guess he had the highest position at his work then😏
Shaq goes to the interview
Shaq: I'm hired
highered*
@@davidc756 *facepalm*
I want Shaq to pick up more people like they're dolls. That was very satisfying.
He is so talented on that violin!
When shaq came out from his mother's womb he was 5'2
Seriously Dude
STOP IT!
@@Charlesthegamer777 whats the matter witchu?
@@Charlesthegamer777 whats wrong with that its prolly true
@@luwunar Teh thing is when a male baby is born then on an average it's height is about 1.8 foot to 2 foot
If he want to crack a joke then he might say 3 feet
But 5'2 hell na there must be a limit of a sarcasm
@@Charlesthegamer777 Bud he was exaggerating
Fun Fact : He is the real life KingPin
lmao
BlackKingPin
Michael Clarke Duncan will always be the Kingpin to me
@Josef Aguilera ya
@Räv xD
Lets just take a minute and admire the things shaq has done for youtube and these videos