We Should Probably Talk About My Last Name. Marty Pollio - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @rawdaaljawhary4174
    @rawdaaljawhary4174 2 года назад +141

    The "clap if you've ever been arrested for shoplifting in Saudi Arabia" joke KILLED ME! 😂😂😂

  • @crct2004
    @crct2004 2 года назад +106

    As a comedy junkie I feEl like this was an honor and a privilege to witness! KUDOS SIR!

  • @spimeminister
    @spimeminister 2 года назад +68

    This whole thing is golden. I love his delivery style. Plus that hat scene without words was worth the entire act! Bravo brother.

  • @danawilliams6657
    @danawilliams6657 Год назад +6

    Marty is one of the very best ever! I watch stand-up comedy every day. He’s at the top of the list! His persona, his delivery, the magic, the cassette tape, the Saudi Arabian thief clap and it’s all hysterical and funny LMAO Love you Marty.😂😂😂🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽❤️💖💕

  • @MrBlakeleyden
    @MrBlakeleyden 2 года назад +41

    This guy is top quality! Regardless of his somewhat sad emotional state of mind, he has me continuosly LAUGHING! What a blessing he is. I ask for much love to go his way!

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto 2 года назад +16

    "...I guess you wouldn't have hands..." 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @johnhoward7083
    @johnhoward7083 2 года назад +23

    One of the best comedy shows I've seen in a very long time emphasis on the SHOW

  • @limmykinh
    @limmykinh 4 месяца назад +2

    Oh man. My throat hurts from laughing!!! GREAT ACT! I would love to see more from him!

  • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
    @hxhdfjifzirstc894 2 года назад +85

    This was a well written set. Mostly we just get jokes, but this guy kicked it up a notch.

    • @melvinshelton8448
      @melvinshelton8448 2 года назад

      Not.

    • @jamesmolkenbuhr956
      @jamesmolkenbuhr956 2 года назад +1

      @@melvinshelton8448 jealous maybe?
      Take your seat before you get 86ed.

    • @jobysaad
      @jobysaad 2 года назад +2

      a Notch? How dare you....more like a rooftop 2 story bird feeder.

  • @JoshPhoenix11
    @JoshPhoenix11 2 года назад +6

    I absolutely love this guy, I think his hat mime routine might have best of that kind of thing i've ever seen.
    And I could watch his magic show all day, it was just hilarious!

  • @glenpolen5562
    @glenpolen5562 2 года назад +12

    The funniest man on dry bar. He is FANTASTIC. Super hilarious. His act was perfect.
    Thank you dry bar And Marty Polio for the constant laughing for 30 minutes.
    I needed that.
    I dont know how He or anyone can top this act.
    Im gona try to find more of his acts.
    Peace and love,
    Glen

  • @shazam6274
    @shazam6274 2 года назад +29

    "Clap if you've ever been convicted of shop lifting in Saudi Arabia...." 😂

  • @JOMOPressureWash
    @JOMOPressureWash 2 года назад +3

    Dude what an ACT!!! This is super underrated

  • @IncriminatedAntelope
    @IncriminatedAntelope 2 года назад +148

    These are extremely well planned and timed jokes...nice!

  • @mubinhambira
    @mubinhambira 2 года назад +11

    "they are just too weak to raise their arms" 😄

  • @SleepingAroundLife
    @SleepingAroundLife 2 года назад +12

    Bravo Bravo Bravo! This man is a true CLOWN-- and I mean that in the highest del arte way! Terrifically funny!

  • @Carmel明慧
    @Carmel明慧 2 года назад +8

    Marty is one of my favourite comedians!! Cracks me up so so much!!

  • @jonstephenson214
    @jonstephenson214 2 года назад +14

    Brilliant self-deprecating humor.

  • @DocteurSnow
    @DocteurSnow 2 года назад +9

    I'm so happy y'all put his full special out. I loved his short videos and even rented the special on Amazon. He's hilarious and now is apart of my Comedy Favorites playlist. Dry Bar is genuinely amazing.

  • @RuthJones_92
    @RuthJones_92 2 года назад +6

    One of the BEST I've seen 😂😂😂👏👏👏

  • @kaliprime8377
    @kaliprime8377 2 года назад +15

    Great set, full of continuous laughs. He has his own style that definitely works. I hope to hear more from him.

    • @jobysaad
      @jobysaad 2 года назад +1

      Hey Kali, wish my last name was Prime.

  • @savanamoore8526
    @savanamoore8526 2 года назад +12

    Very multi-talented guy. Intelligent humor.

  • @Watchtrain
    @Watchtrain 2 года назад +17

    Watch me pull a hat out of my rabbit! Brilliant!

  • @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139
    @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 2 года назад +8

    He can frown and scowl all he wants, that stunning classic face was not obfuscated. Overall a good set; sometimes hilarious! There were some lags: Sometimes that sad sack self-depricaating " My blue life" thing can put a drag on the buoyancy necessary for laughs to come through. But I saw Tommy Smothers and also a li'l hit of Keaton so... . that's a good thing! It was refreshing to see some of this classic work. When well executed is a treat and it was. Bravo Pollio.

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo 2 года назад

      Nice we had a comedy master in the comments!

  • @vanessaw7325
    @vanessaw7325 2 года назад +11

    He is adorable

  • @rohanedward3236
    @rohanedward3236 2 года назад +12

    👍👍👍😂🤣its been a while since i laugh till i cry from watching dry bar

  • @kathleensullivan4547
    @kathleensullivan4547 5 месяцев назад +1

    😂❤😅❤ great job man,thanks so much for the laughs

  • @ilovehomefree7578
    @ilovehomefree7578 2 года назад +4

    So funny!! I’ve seen a few of his videos over the years and laugh out loud every time! 🤣😂 Good job!👏

  • @japanesefunnyshorts8584
    @japanesefunnyshorts8584 2 года назад +12

    "my face can beat up your face" 🤣

  • @campmackoutdooreducation7378
    @campmackoutdooreducation7378 2 года назад +14

    What a unique set! This guy is great!

  • @merpius
    @merpius 2 года назад +6

    Those miming skills with the hat... that was pretty dang good.

  • @Bulldogg6404
    @Bulldogg6404 2 года назад +33

    I wonder how many people in the live audience caught the joke at 18:18, where he "pulled a hat out of the rabbit". xD

  • @DrDaveSalisburyPhDMBA
    @DrDaveSalisburyPhDMBA 2 года назад +24

    He is great!
    🤣😂🤣

  • @winegoddess55
    @winegoddess55 2 года назад +4

    Best I've seen for a while!

  • @judymcvey9005
    @judymcvey9005 4 месяца назад +1

    Pushing the tophat, rewinding the music tape. He is GREAT!

  • @mudhutproductions
    @mudhutproductions 2 года назад +6

    A real pleasure! This guy is great!

  • @ASJones-re2oe
    @ASJones-re2oe 2 года назад +20

    Ok...ive seen all the things...but not line this and my fatalist sarcastic meh self laughed genuinely and without irony. This is great. Best one so far. Please continue to elevate unique artists.

    • @barrett5540
      @barrett5540 2 года назад +2

      I totally relate to what you said.
      This fellow is very unique, quirky & his timing is excellent. I laughed alongside you. Meh

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 2 года назад

      It was just good comedy without any communism added.

    • @jamesmolkenbuhr956
      @jamesmolkenbuhr956 2 года назад

      Would you mind translating that into English?

  • @SecretSquirrelDunDun
    @SecretSquirrelDunDun 2 года назад +32

    It's the magic portion for me! Dope set!!!

  • @antonburger01
    @antonburger01 2 года назад +10

    Hillarious! He pulled a HAT out of a RABBIT!

  • @MelRevoldt
    @MelRevoldt 4 месяца назад +1

    "My face can beat up your face."😂😂😂

  • @davidwhittaker9128
    @davidwhittaker9128 2 года назад +18

    im usually not a fan of one liners, but this guy was actually quite entertaining.

  • @nancyanderson6404
    @nancyanderson6404 2 года назад +2

    Lol ... Lots of love!!!! You crack me up!!!!

  • @majoroldladyakamom6948
    @majoroldladyakamom6948 2 года назад +21

    Good job picking this one, DB. Engaging, funny, and the ventriloquist part was an added bonus. 👏 👍 👏

  • @michelleschulz4903
    @michelleschulz4903 2 года назад +4

    I really enjoyed my time watching this. He's hilarious, and I can't wait to see more of him 👍 I love Dry Bar Comedy!!!

  • @deborahcho1084
    @deborahcho1084 2 года назад +12

    He looks like handsome squidward

  • @LAStars-sratS
    @LAStars-sratS 5 месяцев назад +1

    I enjoyed that, will watch more of his stuff 😆

  • @mythosallen32
    @mythosallen32 2 года назад +3

    That hair piece was gold.🤔🤣🤣

  • @takeyasearles8010
    @takeyasearles8010 2 года назад +9

    Ive never seen anyone being so bad at magic be so awesome! lol. My favorite part of his act was the little dances to the music lol lol.

    • @TCBElvisAPresley
      @TCBElvisAPresley 3 месяца назад

      You get little glimpses of his talent, such as the dance move, the cigarette, and the adept tossing of the card (actually I think the talent is probably in _catching_ the card). It takes talent to fake not having talent. It reminds me of the story about Dolly Parton on the Tonight Show, decades ago, telling Johnny that "it takes a lot of money to look this cheap."

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 года назад +4

    What GREAT timing with the card trick.

  • @dragon32210
    @dragon32210 2 года назад +13

    I was folding clothes watching this...had to stop folding clothes to focus. Great set!

  • @mindsigh4
    @mindsigh4 2 года назад +3

    crowd loves this guy, took a bit for them to warm to him but they did...😎

  • @shriggs55
    @shriggs55 2 года назад +8

    Funny dude! Bring him back.

  • @jewlzmo3125
    @jewlzmo3125 2 года назад +6

    This fella was hilarious.. had a smile the whole time on my face waiting for the next joke!! ☺️ great set

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey 2 года назад +4

    love this guy

  • @junecroft2741
    @junecroft2741 5 месяцев назад +2

    He's hysterical

  • @mathemagician81
    @mathemagician81 2 года назад +30

    I love the part where he was rewinding the tape. Too bad a lot of the younger audience would not understand that part

  • @Sheerkat7
    @Sheerkat7 2 года назад +4

    He's very droll with his expression and delivery, then he busts out a move. Surprisingly funny.

  • @TexasMadeShooter
    @TexasMadeShooter 2 года назад +3

    I don’t even comment but this right here is str8 up GOLD!🤣

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 года назад +14

    “Buff the Dog as ‘Scud’.” I find it fascinating how showbiz animals are able to catch on and distinguish between their two personas, onscreen and off. Some of my favorites are:
    Rhett the dog as Oscar (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
    Tyler as Kitty Kitty (War of the Roses)
    Chris as Beethoven the dog
    Moose as Eddie (Frazier)

  • @chrisconley8105
    @chrisconley8105 2 года назад +4

    Very funny, clever and the hat mime bit is extraordinary!

  • @ezpz88
    @ezpz88 2 года назад +6

    love this guy, but I kept thinking that somehow near the end of his act he would pull out that King of Clubs and four of diamonds

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 2 года назад +12

    Mark Polio, you're a funny man. Thanks for sharing

  • @aubreyelf87
    @aubreyelf87 2 года назад +4

    10:43 when he says calico 🤣🤣

  • @Buddy-po4hv
    @Buddy-po4hv 2 года назад +3

    Marty Pollio is absolutely brilliant!
    You should watch his "toilet flange" repair video!

  • @chakaula8642
    @chakaula8642 2 года назад +11

    Definitely a CLASS ACT! A FUNNY CLASS ACT!

  • @vashmatrix5769
    @vashmatrix5769 2 года назад +2

    One of the best acts I've seen in a while.

  • @passmemycoffee8074
    @passmemycoffee8074 2 года назад +4

    this guy had me in stitches. I love his content

  • @ytilaerdragon7441
    @ytilaerdragon7441 2 года назад +4

    I loved when he pulled a hat out of a rabbit.

  • @susacorn9789
    @susacorn9789 2 года назад +5

    Loved him soooooo much👍😍

  • @Charles-rg2te
    @Charles-rg2te Месяц назад

    This is the first time I have seen this guy ! He's a genius! Laughed so hard!!

  • @sksupply
    @sksupply 2 года назад +4

    Very unique and great personality. Also funny, and that's a win.

  • @chriscasillas6120
    @chriscasillas6120 2 года назад +7

    This was enjoyable

  • @MelRevoldt
    @MelRevoldt 4 месяца назад +1

    Never thought of being pregnant as "someone living inside of you" until now 🤣🤣🤣 idk why but it just hits different from "something growing inside of you"

  • @minbari73
    @minbari73 2 года назад +5

    Brilliant comedian.

  • @JOMOPressureWash
    @JOMOPressureWash 2 года назад +1

    I think the brilliance of this is that he can say all this hilarious stuff and not crack a smile, that’s talent! Second time watching the special end that is a super rarity for me

  • @JOMOPressureWash
    @JOMOPressureWash 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bro, that hat trick was so so so fire

  • @ricardabetzing3407
    @ricardabetzing3407 2 года назад +1

    great show - LOOOOVED the card trick!!!

  • @ginny5937
    @ginny5937 2 года назад +3

    Bravo!!!

  • @rebeccav9969
    @rebeccav9969 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hat trick was GREAT!

  • @lauriepeters5936
    @lauriepeters5936 2 года назад

    Oh my gosh..he is so funny! Love his demeanor..his timing..his delivery! Everything is so good! Hope to see more of him! One of the best I've seen on Dry Bar!👍🤣

  • @Lostenoch
    @Lostenoch 2 года назад +4

    Right off the rip im laughing thats a good sign 😂

  • @mikeframe4135
    @mikeframe4135 4 месяца назад

    The metaphor joke hooked me 😂

  • @batya7
    @batya7 5 месяцев назад

    This guy is GREAT!

  • @lauriecampbell1378
    @lauriecampbell1378 2 года назад +2

    So good, I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @JOMOPressureWash
    @JOMOPressureWash 2 года назад

    The best part about his humor is his pitiful look immediately after the joke which makes you feel so sorry for him but it’s so relatable as well because I’m bald this stuff was amazing. Best belly laugh I’ve had in forever

  • @joseville
    @joseville 5 месяцев назад +2

    Is it me or does his face resemble the countenance of one of the sculptures of one of the Roman Emperors?

  • @mythosallen32
    @mythosallen32 2 года назад +2

    This was excellent. He's up there with Erskine and Zany.

  • @luckytahlula6515
    @luckytahlula6515 2 года назад +1

    I enjoyed the show. Will be on the look out for Marty. Very funny man.

  • @oldieman730
    @oldieman730 2 года назад +1

    Very funny, I got lots of laughs, thank you

  • @jerrytaliercio9087
    @jerrytaliercio9087 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for making me think and think at same time….paisano.

  • @Jenniemorgan7
    @Jenniemorgan7 2 года назад +1

    Yup. These were nice!!

  • @HurricaneJD
    @HurricaneJD 2 года назад +2

    Whether or not the glass is half empty or half full depends entirely on the action previously taken to get it there.

  • @lbrikmanis
    @lbrikmanis 2 года назад +1

    MARTY!!! So excited to see this video pop up on my feed. Wish there was a red curtain with birds on it behind you...

  • @84Shadows
    @84Shadows 2 года назад +4

    This guy’s awesome

  • @blizteredthumbs7911
    @blizteredthumbs7911 2 года назад +4

    Never seen him before. Definitely funny!

  • @1cont
    @1cont 2 года назад +1

    Pulling a hat out of a rabbit was not lost on me.

  • @kimberlyc84
    @kimberlyc84 4 месяца назад

    When coworkers tell me to smile, I tell them, "I did, you missed it!"🤣

  • @mehdimehdikhani5899
    @mehdimehdikhani5899 2 года назад +3

    Can Drybar add the date of these stand up comedies?

  • @gaetanomontante5161
    @gaetanomontante5161 Год назад

    I love how you look the part Marty. Great gig.

  • @southgeorgiacousin
    @southgeorgiacousin 2 года назад +1

    Too funny! 😂 thanks I needed that!