Dorne: will House Martell survive the Game of Thrones books?

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @AltShiftX
    @AltShiftX  4 года назад +428

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    • @shannond7437
      @shannond7437 4 года назад +10

      Yes! I think Dorne was behind saving Dany and Viserys! Calling it before I see the video! The lemon tree secret. Also holding out hope for tin foil Daenerys=Ashara Dayne + Aerys

    • @jimreid5614
      @jimreid5614 4 года назад +32

      Sorry, no. Please make the content available to everyone. I'd rather donate money directly to you, than sign up for some service im not going to touch. If I was working, id be a patron. But, pandemic. Quarantine. Life sucks, need more ASX.

    • @Noxturne09
      @Noxturne09 4 года назад +23

      The Nebula exclusivity is not a good move.

    • @quentongilliam5803
      @quentongilliam5803 4 года назад

      All Quenton's are good guys no matter how you spell it. I've gotten burned for a girl's love before if you know what I mean!! 😬🔥

    • @sunnysun2030
      @sunnysun2030 4 года назад

      @@quentongilliam5803 The Magicians ?... ; )

  • @yousofzaid872
    @yousofzaid872 4 года назад +8396

    I like how he has no intro, he just gets straight into the video, doesn't waste time

    • @HisameArtwork
      @HisameArtwork 4 года назад +133

      yeah I hate it when half the video is sponsorship and begging for likes.... I just skip skip...where's the video XD especially when it's a new channel and I have no connection to the youtuber. I just ignore those channels.

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    • @canadianjeff223
      @canadianjeff223 4 года назад +3

      cause he had to sell subscriptions at the end

    • @AntoineDennison
      @AntoineDennison 4 года назад +16

      Yes, the man is about business. Also, I find English accents delightful.

    • @tylernelson4901
      @tylernelson4901 4 года назад +9

      Hisame Artwork nah. I mean I get that it’s a bit annoying, but I respect content creators’ need for funding

  • @turkestansmonster3787
    @turkestansmonster3787 4 года назад +6113

    Book Doran: “i have been plotting Tywins downfall since he killed elia”
    Show Doran: “No fight please”

    • @aster4jaden
      @aster4jaden 4 года назад +382

      The show messed up so much.

    • @JHarris533
      @JHarris533 4 года назад +550

      Ellaria Sand's revision was even worse; going from outright opposition to the Sand snakes and their plot for "vengeance" in the books to suddenly being the one leading them in the Show.

    • @moneymayweathera
      @moneymayweathera 4 года назад +334

      If George manages to finish the books. HBO should make an animated series that is very accurate to the books. The last two seasons of GOT pissed me off. I want to see Arianne, Young Griff, lady stoneheart etc...

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 4 года назад +130

      Book Doran: *muscle doge*
      Show Doran: *pathetic doge*

    • @gavomorg762
      @gavomorg762 4 года назад +47

      @@moneymayweathera absolutely mate .A proper adaptation. No characters or plot cut just straight book to tv👍

  • @stfnknbb
    @stfnknbb 4 года назад +4443

    GoT did Ellaria dirty. She was the voice of reason, and one of the few peace seeking characters in the series, and they transformed her into a vengeance hungry idiot.

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 4 года назад +32

      Idiot how? She would have gotten everything she wanted if not for one blunder at the absolute last second, which was siding with Dany instead of marching her whole host to KL right away

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 года назад +136

      @@godemperorofmankind3.091 Yeah, the whole Dany alliance isn't gonna work now (they'll obviously side with Aegon). Dragon Lady should've made an alliance when she had the chance.

    • @tannerjablowski3192
      @tannerjablowski3192 3 года назад +236

      @@godemperorofmankind3.091 An idiot for thinking Oberyn was murdered. An idiot for enabling his daughters’ deluded vengeance. An idiot for risking war from Dorne because her fck buddy lost a fight. An idiot for one cringey yaaas queeeen moment after another
      All her appeal as a character evaporated after Oberyn’s death. So did her acting ability

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 3 года назад +16

      @@tannerjablowski3192 whys it deluded? even if oberyn wasnt murdered, Elia was.
      and ellaria would have been on the winning side of a queen who now loves her had things all gone according to plan.
      risking war? again she joined the side that had 3 dragons and 100k dothraki. whos risking what again?
      not to mention dorne is notoriously unconquerable. Cersei had no real plan to retailate.
      Doran in the books is faaaar more idiotic and braindead

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 года назад +29

      @@godemperorofmankind3.091 Either an alliance with Robb or Stannis would’ve worked. They’re upcoming alliance with Aegon will work against The Lannisters but not against Daenerys.

  • @hankpecker7503
    @hankpecker7503 3 года назад +2001

    Book Sand Snakes: The Lannisters killed our father and aunt, so let's kill the Lannisters!
    Show Sand Snakes: The Lannisters killed our father and aunt, so let's kill our family!

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 3 года назад +171

      Yeah like wtf, they did damage to themselves but they only got one lannister, the lannisters all fucking died on their own.

    • @shanenolan8252
      @shanenolan8252 2 года назад +14

      Yes ridiculous

    • @daith_izumi
      @daith_izumi 2 года назад +11

      I wondered about that too😅 that was so stupid

    • @Darkstar_Dayne
      @Darkstar_Dayne 2 года назад +44

      ​@@Tom_Cruise_Missile Myrcella was probably the most innocent Lannister ever

    • @stanmarsh4566
      @stanmarsh4566 Год назад +14

      @@Darkstar_Dayne Her and Tommen

  • @Nuvizzle
    @Nuvizzle 4 года назад +2536

    "It isn't clear what Oberyn and Doran's plan was here."
    Doran had no part in it, it was Oberyn being Oberyn. I believe Tyrion pieces together his simple reasoning in the books. If he wins, he exacts vengeance on the mountain for his sister and her children. If he loses, he knows Dorne will be inflamed by his death and his own daughters will try to rally them to war, something he'd gladly be a martyr for - and as we know, this very nearly happens. In Oberyn's mind there was no losing outcome, if only his cautious brother didn't intercede.

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 4 года назад +247

      Doran likely knew Oberyn would do everything he did in King's Landing. They knew each other very well, Oberyn visited him more than his own children. The only snag was Oberyn demanded the Mountain's confession too much, otherwise he would have exonerated a grateful Tyrion and defeated the Lannister monolith. Clegane died anyway in the night.

    • @dromankass8655
      @dromankass8655 4 года назад +115

      I agree that this was just Oberyn acting on his own, but I think that if he had got the dying Mountain to confesses that he murdered his sister and children on the orders of Tywin Lannister, then he would have killed Tywin then and there at the duel. Remember the whole audience is watching, with Tywin in the front row, the moment the Mountain admits he did it on Tywin's order, Oberyn throws his spear and kills Tywin. There is uproar, maybe Oberyn is killed next, (as risk he was willing to take) but perhaps not, with Tywin dead, Tyrion exonerated and chaos, perhaps the watching nobles, not all support the Lannisters, might take a different path. It's one of those 'where men believe power lies' moments. But sadly, Oberyn got to close, the Mountain killed him, and then Tywin quickly seizes the initiative and declares Tyron guilt (when you could argue it was a draw, as both champions seem to die).

    • @Robert-ov1wi
      @Robert-ov1wi 4 года назад +16

      It is said that Doran and Oberyn worked together, so Oberyn would not do anything against their plan. He was probably sure he could win. And it was his plan from the beggining to poison Tywin and then fight with mountain in his own trial. And he wanted to start a war? Why not immediately kill his whole family by himself?

    • @davidlewis5312
      @davidlewis5312 4 года назад +30

      @@Robert-ov1wi I still don't buy 'tywin was poisoned'. Icky decomposition is a weak piece of evidence. I feel like the motivation for the theory is an emotional Tyrion fan thing, a desire to smooth the edges of Tyrion murdering Tywin in cold blood. 'Oh he saved his father from a long painful death.' logic. I feel like Tyrion son of Aerys is motivated by the same reasoning... and let's be honest, smoothing Tyrion's edges worked so well in the show.

    • @Robert-ov1wi
      @Robert-ov1wi 4 года назад +10

      @@davidlewis5312 It's the only theory I know that explains Oberyn behavior, and there are several hints that Tywin was poisoned. Also for me Tyrion has nothing to do with it. That
      "Oh he saved..." thing seems ridicioules.

  • @larperdixon723
    @larperdixon723 4 года назад +2701

    “Oh”
    I felt that...

  • @sosa2mars
    @sosa2mars 4 года назад +5722

    The Martell and Greyjoy storyline is legitimately one of the most interesting things about Feast/Dance the show didn’t deserve them

    • @msacer5513
      @msacer5513 4 года назад +48

      So True!!

    • @dirtypure2023
      @dirtypure2023 4 года назад +20

      you straight up stole this comment lol why

    • @sosa2mars
      @sosa2mars 4 года назад +24

      dirty pure ???

    • @Atlasss97
      @Atlasss97 4 года назад +62

      really bcs not much happens imo even though the Dorne and Iron Island scenes are legit my favourite. You could take dorne out of the story and it wouldn't make a difference. Queensmaker plot was dud that changes nothing and so was How to Steal a Dragon. I really wish they had more of an impact

    • @alpacapines8553
      @alpacapines8553 4 года назад +111

      @@Atlasss97 we don't even know what happens, how do you expect them to have an impact already?

  • @atlasprime6193
    @atlasprime6193 4 года назад +6893

    Quentyn’s arc was a great deconstruction of the hero’s journey. His last line, “Oh” was pretty much a nutshell of our own thought about his story.

    • @FernandesRafael1
      @FernandesRafael1 4 года назад +82

      lol

    • @antoineturgeon1437
      @antoineturgeon1437 4 года назад +81

      He might still be alive tho

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 4 года назад +775

      @@antoineturgeon1437 Barristan Selmy confirms he is dead 3 days after he is burned. He was placed in Dany's own bed and personally attended to by Missandei, but the wounds were just too great- neither Barristan or Missandei are liars or capable ones so he is dead for real. Barristan also sends the two knights escorting Quentyn to negotiate with the Tattered Prince as well as giveing them a ship with Quentyn's charred bones.
      yep, dead

    • @thewanderingartists
      @thewanderingartists 4 года назад +102

      @@SantomPh there is a slight hope Preston Jacobs explains it well enough that I'm convinced he's alive.

    • @antoineturgeon1437
      @antoineturgeon1437 4 года назад +76

      @@thewanderingartists exactly, burnt bones prove nothing.

  • @GreenBro11
    @GreenBro11 4 года назад +1395

    Doran Martell: When you played the long con so long everyone died waiting for it.

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth 4 года назад +27

      This comment is so perfect! 👍

    • @kylespencer7756
      @kylespencer7756 4 года назад +276

      Doran Martell is George RR Martin's spirit animal

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth 4 года назад +20

      @@kylespencer7756 HAHAHA!

  • @davidlewis5312
    @davidlewis5312 4 года назад +822

    I mean the Quentyn plan is like the ultimate 'not reading the room properly' in probably the whole book. Imagine how quickly things would have gone all Fire and Blood in Westeros if Doran had sent Oberdyn instead. Dany likes her men dangerous and charismatic and the Red Viper is probably the most of the lot in the show.

    • @sand5527
      @sand5527 Год назад

      Holy shit. Oberyn really would have a chance, I think. Too bad his face looks like a smashed watermelon these days.

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus Год назад +75

      Not a terrible idea, but Oberyn is like, in his 40's. Not that age-miss-matched marriages don't happen in medieval fantasy all the time, including ASOIAF, but that usually happens out of necessity. Securing finances, or claiming rights to lands and titles, that sort of thing. However suave and cool Oberyn was, I doubt Dany would go for him anymore than she did Quentyn, especially since she already had her hands tied as it was.

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus Год назад +25

      @@beehive616 No, he really is in his 40's; he was 42-43 in Storm of Swords. He was a teenager when Tyrion was born.

    • @Ruosteinenknight
      @Ruosteinenknight Год назад +54

      @@MrGeorgeFlorcus That and Oberyn has been a polyamorous womanizer his entire life. I somehow doubt that Daenerys is sort of woman that is interested in sharing. Also given that he's a thrill seeker, he might just go cheating Daenerys because he finds the idea of getting caught and cruelly executed exhilarating.
      To be fair, there's SOME thrills even he doesn't explore. When he's suggested Cersei, Oberyn says he'd rather jump into a bed with 100 scorpions.

    • @Morfe02
      @Morfe02 10 месяцев назад

      Bad plan
      If you read or hear the video, Dorne bastards are equal to heirs
      So the 7 kingdoms are gonna become 9 literally because Oberyns daughters

  • @Spongebrain97
    @Spongebrain97 4 года назад +863

    I always liked how Dorne started out as the main enemies of the Targaryens but in the current events of the books they are their primary supporters still in Westeros

    • @cristiansaucedo4707
      @cristiansaucedo4707 4 года назад +104

      Things change. "The enemies of today are tomorrow's allies" or something like that. Metal Gear Solid 3 goes into it more

    • @iagocasabiellgonzalez7807
      @iagocasabiellgonzalez7807 4 года назад +84

      Well, after the marriage pact, the Targaryens were actually Dornish as well.

    • @pedroalitovar6624
      @pedroalitovar6624 4 года назад +134

      Also, the House Baratheon was born (and rise) thanks to House Targaryen, as Orys Baratheon was probably Aegon The Conqueror's bastard brother. Centuries later, House Baratheon destroyed House Targaryen to the ashes and crown themselves kings of the Seven Kingdoms.
      Here, Emperor Palpatine would say his words: "Ironic".

    • @Spongebrain97
      @Spongebrain97 4 года назад +2

      @@iagocasabiellgonzalez7807 barley though. They also have first men, andal, dayne as well

    • @samk7777
      @samk7777 4 года назад +1

      Cristian Saucedo yeah but the boss didnt think we’d still be on bad terms with russia

  • @BurazSC2
    @BurazSC2 4 года назад +4828

    quentyn martell arrives at meereen: "one wife, please"

  • @jamessouthworth6462
    @jamessouthworth6462 4 года назад +762

    The absolute shade of not using any of the GoT actors for the non-Oberyn Martells :P

  • @scottgrey3337
    @scottgrey3337 4 года назад +882

    One of my favourite facts about Oberyn is that his duel with Lord Edar Yronwood is a lot more controversial than just “he (might) have used poison”.
    Due to Oberyn’s age, it was agreed that the duel wasn’t to the death, but to the first cut (rather merciful, given that the former is hardly uncommon). While both combatants got cut, Lord Edgar’s festered and he died. A lot of people focus on the supposed use of poison as part of Oberyn’s fighting style, but I’ve always appreciated the fact that the guy poisoned an opponent in a specifically NONLETHAL duel. It says a lot about him.

    • @AltShiftX
      @AltShiftX  4 года назад +590

      Oberyn is lowkey borderline evil. He describes himself as "bloodthirsty". He started a mercenary company, but not because he needed money (he's a goddamn prince of Dorne) but apparently for the sheer fun of violence. He hit Obara's mother (Obara says he "gave my mother the back of his hand across the face, so she began to weep"). And he, y'know, raised the sorts of children who like to poison and murder innocent children.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 года назад +144

      @@AltShiftX Ya'know, this Oberyn fellow doesn't seem like the kind of person whose family you should mess with.

    • @jamie_d0g978
      @jamie_d0g978 2 года назад +93

      @@concept5631 Unless you got an armored gorilla with a great sword in your payroll

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 года назад +42

      @@jamie_d0g978 Who then proceeds to die in a horrifically painful way.

    • @jamie_d0g978
      @jamie_d0g978 2 года назад +39

      @@concept5631 And came back as a Frankenstein version

  • @andrewwavington9025
    @andrewwavington9025 2 года назад +320

    I think Doran missed his biggest chance at revenge against the Lannisters by not aligning himself with north and the river lands. He is too cautious. Dorne North & riverlands vs westernlands and The reach

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus Год назад +46

      It would have been especially effective right when they needed it most; around the time of the Battle of the Blackwater, if Doran had made common cause with the North, they could have struck up north and west, into the Reach and Westerlands, at a time when both of their armies were out of position. They could have had an absolute heyday, looting coffers, and capturing uncountable hostages, not to mention the strategic advantage of holding so many important castles.

    • @johnnyboy3410
      @johnnyboy3410 7 месяцев назад +2

      Doran wanted Dany as queen, he doesn’t want independence

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 6 месяцев назад +2

      I think end of the day red wedding still goes down, and tywins wrath would descend upon dorne afterwards.

    • @ryankwon8785
      @ryankwon8785 5 месяцев назад +8

      Revenge and Independence are two different things. However, you are right since Martin indirectly tells us in the books that Doran’s flaw is that he is too cautious.

    • @FrankeNamensKarim
      @FrankeNamensKarim 4 месяца назад +1

      For real, I think the reach wouldn't support lannisters anymore when Dorne would fight them too, I mean why should you partner with a group that is alone against 3 other groups?

  • @ramahan21
    @ramahan21 4 года назад +2653

    I love how you dismiss the show's portrayals of Doran and the Sand Snakes by not using the actors' photos and instead choosing to depict them with drawings proximating their book resemblance. Show Doran and Sand Snakes ended up being garbage, though the actors that played them were quite good and Doran especially was a spot on casting choice. We can all thank D&D, for such wasted source potential because they just wanted to play with special effects and pyrotechnics, like the spoiled men-children, they turned out to be. They kind of forgot that this show used to be cerebral above all else.

    • @ramahan21
      @ramahan21 4 года назад +99

      @Oussamatha You are absolutely right. They did no justice to the actresses. It would be so satisfying if they tried, at least a little, to make them look and feel like their book counterparts. They are so interesting characters in the books, especially Nym and Tyene. I swear, every time I hear the bad pussy line the cringe becomes tangible, like the sticky sweat of a neckbeard. Seriously this line is like something out of a perv's homebrew DnD campaign or fanfic (The last 4 seasons make much more sense in this context, don't they?). I really hope the Tyene actress bounces back from this dumpster fire.

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 4 года назад +12

      I did like a little verbal sort of double take, I was like but hang on, you didn-- ohhhhh... right. Okay, I see the game you play, boy.
      I was also totally expecting to see another picture of Allaria, most every time I've seen a Thrones video online and she's referenced, it's the same piece of fan art that's used, it stuck out to me because it's probably the most gorgeous looking depiction of a fictional character (that doesn't already have an official look) I've ever seen. But I suppose after awhile Shift would want to try and get more people exposed for their fan art, change it up sometimes.

    • @ramahan21
      @ramahan21 4 года назад +11

      @Baldur The problem with the show lies in the fact that you can't get rid of characters when they are essential to the source material even if their story line seems initially redundant. First of all it's not certain that Quentyn is dead and secondly maybe the coup is a way of introducing and fleshing out some of the characters in order for them to comprehensibly contribute in future story lines. If Martin just dropped them in the story later than he did, without seting up their relationships, behaviours, and intentions they would probably seem hollow and purposeless like so many other characters (mainly in blockbusters).

    • @liacamp9
      @liacamp9 4 года назад +46

      that's so true! after the show, every time I read the books I can't help but imagine Doran as the actor. he was really good and his eyes were so expressive, you could definitely see the "fire and blood" feeling in him... and then D&D happened

    • @mikegribanov6105
      @mikegribanov6105 4 года назад +32

      The casting on the show (for the most part) was incredible. The writing in latter seasons - not so much

  • @vibingwiththewind2889
    @vibingwiththewind2889 4 года назад +1306

    I feel so bad for Alexander Siddig - who was obviously playing Doran as being the chessmaster that he was, with a plan to dispose of the Lannisters and everything, in spite of D and D's constant attempts at changing him to some kind of spineless leader who bows before everyone without a second thought.
    Suffice to say, the actor was very disappointed when he was cut down from 4 episodes to Season 6 to dying in episode 1 - and Dorne could have been so good. It was the first signs of what would happen with Seasons 7 and 8. Oh well...

    • @moneymayweathera
      @moneymayweathera 4 года назад +14

      Yeah it's so frustrating

    • @CaspertheSarcasticGhost
      @CaspertheSarcasticGhost 4 года назад +149

      Especially considering he is a great actor for the part

    • @Grandmaster-Kush
      @Grandmaster-Kush 4 года назад +182

      The way he acted is exactly how I imagined Doran to be, weak writing ruined it all

    • @MariaVosa
      @MariaVosa 4 года назад +151

      Siddig was perfect casting - and they stabbed him in the back. In every way imaginable.

    • @gpeddino
      @gpeddino 4 года назад +131

      A Brazilian RUclipsr (huge fan of the books) interviewed him in some Con. She said “I hated the way you died!” and he replied “Yeah, me too.”

  • @davidrgrech0
    @davidrgrech0 4 года назад +915

    “He’s short and awkward and kind of fugly”
    I’m in ASOIAF apparently

    • @flyingcapsicum
      @flyingcapsicum 4 года назад +28

      I dunno about the first 2 things but you're not fugly

    • @justinkroboth360
      @justinkroboth360 4 года назад +21

      We all are, buddy - don't worry.

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth 4 года назад +20

      If a sad-eyed, soft-spoken man dressed in torn rags ever offers you a shady deal, DON'T TAKE IT!!! 😱

    • @MNGN101
      @MNGN101 4 года назад +2

      Damn, dude. Except you just burned yourself.

    • @bloodyuseless7677
      @bloodyuseless7677 3 года назад +2

      @@LoganBluth wha

  • @MrJairforce
    @MrJairforce 4 года назад +421

    I honestly can’t thank you enough for reminding me how complex this story is without being encumbered by the tv show. Thanks

  • @gastaar1532
    @gastaar1532 3 года назад +241

    I get the feeling that Myrcella's and Trystane's story will be just like Romeo and Juliet. A love couple of two rival houses getting killed by the rising conflict between their houses

  • @agentmysterian1461
    @agentmysterian1461 4 года назад +548

    Well Daenerys didn´t reject Quentyn because of his looks or personality but because he literally arrived a day before her marriage. I don´t know why everyones getting that wrong.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 года назад +19

      Yeah... but you can still break off the marriage...

    • @dakotasherman632
      @dakotasherman632 3 года назад +188

      @@gfilmer7150 She could have but it would have started the violence in Meereen again. By that point there had been peace for 90 days as Daenerys had requested for her marriage to Hizdhar. She was trying to rule Meereen and needed the peace. Barristan even puts it best after the dragontamer chapter that by the time he arrived, she had already made up her mind to stay. Had he arrived sooner, she may have taken up his offer for the dornish armies.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 года назад +43

      @@dakotasherman632 Unfortunately, he couldn’t arrive sooner. Daenerys kind of backed herself into a corner by saving The Slaves. I’m not saying saving them are bad, but I am saying that she can only choose one, staying in Essos or going to Westeros. She should stay in Essos because of what might happen to her when she goes to Westeros because Aegon “Young Griff”...

    • @dakotasherman632
      @dakotasherman632 3 года назад +11

      @@gfilmer7150 Oh I agree, it was completely beyond his control when he arrived, but by that point Dany had already made her decision and didn't want to go back on it considering what happened to Astapor when she left it. And she did back herself into a corner by freeing the slaves, and by staying in Meereen, which historically was a slaving city, in a region of the world famed for slavery. And I agree with you that she can't have both and has to pick one, but odds are, after her last fever dream, she'll be heading to Westeros once the dust settle in Essos.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 года назад +8

      @@dakotasherman632 She’ll return and fight alongside Tyrion, Barristan, and Victarion and then she’ll Harrenhal Volantis. Her war with Aegon though... so many will die Daenerys won’t be the loved and victorious savier

  • @TheRealE.B.
    @TheRealE.B. 4 года назад +657

    *I don't know... the TV show plot really has a lot going for it:*
    *"Let's avenge House Martell... by murdering every surviving member of House Martell!" :D*

    • @silentecho92able
      @silentecho92able 3 года назад +27

      I men what kind of "idiots" would do something like that...

    • @pauljones7723
      @pauljones7723 2 года назад +2

      @@silentecho92able Martels

    • @ucnguyenanh9414
      @ucnguyenanh9414 2 года назад

      @@silentecho92able two thin men think they can outdone a fat man

  • @douglasstewart4790
    @douglasstewart4790 4 года назад +204

    16:50 Ser Robert Strong is described as even bigger than The Mountain. The implication throughout Feast is that all/many of the people Cersei gave to Qybern were added to what was left of Gregor Clegane's functioning body. That's probably his skull; the thing(s) in the armor don't need it anymore.

    • @akmonra
      @akmonra 2 года назад +68

      Yeah, ironically Cersei has given Gregor a more brutal fate than the Martels could have ever dreamt of.

    • @PedroLucas-mg5je
      @PedroLucas-mg5je 2 года назад +18

      @@akmonra Kinda like what Palpatine did to Anakin after the duel of Mustafar!

    • @eric2500
      @eric2500 Год назад

      I think there is nothing physical under the helmet. May nothing "real" just some evil magic.

    • @IanStanley-l3n
      @IanStanley-l3n 6 месяцев назад

      Dwarf head.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 4 месяца назад +2

      So Robert Strong is a frankensteinian monstrosity composed of parts of corpses?

  • @spearshake4771
    @spearshake4771 3 года назад +571

    The fact that the Martells managed to survive freaking Dragons is an indication that they would be able to survive an invasion by a conventional ground force. I mean its in their blood to rebel and organise armed resistance to any foreign invader. Coupled with the fact that the Lannisters and Tyrells are going to be way too preoccupied fighting the Greyjoy fleet and Aegon's golden company, I think they might have a good chance of succeeding if they manage to coordinate with Aegon's forces.

    • @paulogaspar8295
      @paulogaspar8295 3 года назад +33

      they survived dragons by hiding. They are kinda weak when it comes to major houses, they just hide and only attack when the others aren't expecting.

    • @MC-xd8lp
      @MC-xd8lp 3 года назад +91

      @@paulogaspar8295 wdym they can basically Afghanistan the shit out of every major house

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 3 года назад +84

      @@MC-xd8lp exactly and Afghanistan will never be strong enough to conquer neighboring regions. they can outlast you with guerilla tactics btu to leave their mountains is their doom

    • @FlorentPlacide
      @FlorentPlacide 2 года назад +27

      @@godemperorofmankind3.091 As long as they're not being invaded by a much larger foe they can project themselves with a sizeable force. Even if their comparative advantage is mastering the land and guerilla warfare they're still a principality, way more populous than during the Targaryen conquest attempts and have been well preserved from the turmoil of the five kings war raging elsewhere in Westeros. I mean at this point the Riverlands have been countlessly ravaged, the North is depopulated and the Stormlands are being rapidly conquered. Coordinated and determined Dorne could strike a decisive blow somewhere.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 2 года назад +3

      @@FlorentPlacide
      Dorne does best in its own place.
      Other houses would need to travel far and wide through the mountains to invade, leaving themselves open to other great houses. Dorne in a straight fight on its own isn't as dangerous as fighting them on their own turf

  • @stephenc.4319
    @stephenc.4319 3 года назад +150

    The "everywhere the dragons danced, the people died" quote has got to be one of the creepiest lines ever written (read in the context of the scene). Martin has absolutely still got it.

  • @abrarbw
    @abrarbw 4 года назад +180

    I've been pissed at D&D since season 5 because they horribly butchered the Dorne plot. I remember being called a "book nerd" for pointing it out.

    • @Jack-kx5rf
      @Jack-kx5rf 4 года назад +41

      Books: Thought out, interesting long term strategies made by two brothers who are polar opposites wanting revenge for their sister.
      Show: Men bad, woman good.

    • @ikettleman777
      @ikettleman777 4 года назад +4

      Nothing wrong with that brother. There’s a reason why Martin wrote them into the series. If game of thrones tv series followed everything from the books and added characters we’d probably still be in season 3-4 lol

    • @210SAi
      @210SAi 4 года назад +3

      You had the last last laugh following seasons 6-8

    • @bigassboy9343
      @bigassboy9343 4 года назад +1

      So was I. But now we've had the last laugh 3:)

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 3 года назад +8

      Hey you book nerds are the reason I just shelled out money to buy these damn books. You book nerds are the reason I learned the ASOIF series is far better than even season 1 of the show within the first few pages. I haven't sat down and read a book since I graduated now I've read all of GoT and have started ACOK in less than 2 weeks.

  • @nickcollier8622
    @nickcollier8622 4 года назад +471

    I think there HAS to be more to Doran’s plots than on the surface. I just don’t buy that someone as clever as Doran supposedly is spent the better part of two decades planning to hitch his horse to Viserys and the surely he knew the Quentyn plan was a long shot at best. I will be very disappointed if the Dorne storyline ends up being about the Martells waiting too long for revenge.

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 4 года назад +56

      Doran details his plot to his child and nieces in Dance with Dragons calmly as they rage. He has planned for Arianne to be the Queen of Westeros, as well as to slowly destroy Cersei's kingdom from within. He has already killed one Kingsguard and has Balon Swann in his court, who he sends on a wild goose chase for the Darkstar.
      Quentyn's quest is a disaster, but he is virtually an Yrnwood so he is not that trustworthy anyway. Like the Unsullied at Qohor, he is an afterthought.

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth 4 года назад +107

      @@SantomPh Apparently Quent's more trustworthy than Arianne because Doran actually trusted Quent enough to tell him the entire plan before sending him to Meereen. Doran never intended to tell Arianne the plan at all, but Arianne forced his hand with her hilariously inept Queenmaker plot.

    • @skibobshipoddlypop
      @skibobshipoddlypop 3 года назад +28

      I actually think it's pretty neat, not a story/theme that's explored too often, and given that Tywin and Gregor are dead there's nobody to really get revenge on that'd be half as sweet

    • @nickcollier8622
      @nickcollier8622 3 года назад +8

      @@skibobshipoddlypop but Gregor isn’t actually “dead”. At least in the eyes of the Dornish he isn’t, especially considering the proof of his death was a skull sent by the Lannisters (a skull that obviously isn’t Gregor’s)

    • @megamovieman101
      @megamovieman101 3 года назад +26

      I’ve read theories that the skull sent to the Martells wasn’t Gregor’s but Smalljon Umber’s, which the Lannisters would’ve easily been able to get access to after the Red Wedding. It was said that the Smalljon was massive. Not as big as the Mountain, but still

  • @SoBeDragon0
    @SoBeDragon0 4 года назад +394

    "The ending in the books will be different to the TV show."
    Thank fuck for that.

    • @duyanhng8430
      @duyanhng8430 8 месяцев назад +3

      didn’t George said that he more or less gave the showrunners the outlines?

    • @fictitiousforce9048
      @fictitiousforce9048 8 месяцев назад +10

      ⁠@@duyanhng8430I think he gave some pointers, like that Bran ends up on the Iron Throne; but obviously that’s only the vaguest outlines and events. Given how much the show diverged, they couldn’t just end the same

    • @nekitamol1k242
      @nekitamol1k242 6 месяцев назад

      The ending in the books will not happen.

  • @RobinOnYew
    @RobinOnYew 4 года назад +74

    Doran: "basically I have really ambitious plans, and if one of them succeeds, that would actually surprise me."

  • @abhinavtiku4501
    @abhinavtiku4501 4 года назад +87

    It seems Doran Martell took Eisenhower's maxim to heart: "Plans are nothing; planning is everything."

  • @wyomingptt
    @wyomingptt 4 года назад +174

    Of course Dorne will survive! Simply because we'll never get another book to say otherwise lol.....

    • @moneymayweathera
      @moneymayweathera 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @slappytheclown4
      @slappytheclown4 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, there’s 100% no way GRRM lives long enough to finish A Dream of Spring.

    • @betteryou7hanme
      @betteryou7hanme 3 года назад

      don't put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby.

    • @Cklert
      @Cklert 3 года назад +13

      @John Nada To be fair it's his own fault. He waited too long and relied too much on the laurels of the show to finish the story for him. George is a talented writer, but even he has admitted that he doesn't plan everything out. He writes what he feels is right. This unfortunately means that he can easily write himself into a corner. His comment about TWoW taking 3 years has now ended up taking 10+ years.
      The guy could have been done by now. In fact if he just released one book during the shows airing, he probably could have avoided one of the biggest disappointments on TV and the biggest blunder of his creation. Now what? He's overseeing prequel content and spin-offs on a series that hasn't even finished?

  • @rawpower5419
    @rawpower5419 4 года назад +441

    Will WE survive the game of thrones books??

    • @christianfarren1179
      @christianfarren1179 4 года назад +58

      At the pace that GRRM writes, we’ll be as grizzled as Greatjon Umber or as old as Maester Aemon by the time they come out.

    • @Ripcookiethief
      @Ripcookiethief 4 года назад +34

      @@christianfarren1179 You think they're ever going to be finished?
      I personally thought they might 5 or so years ago. These days though I think GRRM is just working on other things that he enjoys rather than the giant intensely complicated story he has started.

    • @danyf.1442
      @danyf.1442 4 года назад +37

      They will come out when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east soooo.....😓

    • @christianfarren1179
      @christianfarren1179 4 года назад +21

      Ripcookiethief Honestly?
      I think they will get finished one day, just not necessarily by him.
      A ways back, I heard a rumor that he’s designated someone, some superfan in his will to finish the books if he dies before finishing them.
      Which, let’s face it, is becoming more and more likely these days.

    • @edabakb
      @edabakb 4 года назад +12

      Someone else will finish his books after he passes away. So we'll probably read the books a good ~20 years later lol

  • @chellybub
    @chellybub 4 года назад +137

    I always assumed the mountain's skull was actually one of the dwarf skulls. There was one that was described as being bigger than normal, which was supposed to indicative that it was Tyrions skull. Though it was really foreshadowing for the skull in Dorne. Also nice final lines, the Dorne plot is a very poignant reminder of the never ending cycle of pain that vengeance creates.

    • @iagocasabiellgonzalez7807
      @iagocasabiellgonzalez7807 4 года назад +29

      After this vid I really hope that the skull was gregor's and under the helmet there's only a gnarly necromantic clusterfuck

    • @chellybub
      @chellybub 4 года назад +2

      @@iagocasabiellgonzalez7807 Lol a necromantic clusterfuck does have a certain appeal 😋 We will have to wait and see! I hope this is one of the mysteries we get solid answers to in the upcoming books.

  • @alaia-awakened
    @alaia-awakened 4 года назад +56

    I’ve never felt more compassion and heartbreak for a character like I have for Quentin Martell

    • @acatonawall3938
      @acatonawall3938 2 года назад +24

      I know. He didn’t want any of what he did and feared what would happen to him. His thoughts of his mother are so sad. Like Dany he just wants to go home but there is a definite sense that he knows he will never seen Dorne or his family again.

    • @PhebusdesTours
      @PhebusdesTours 2 года назад

      I feel you. He was a dutiful and austere kid. He's never asked for all of this. Too bad his pride took him at the end of the day. He didn't deserve such a terrible death, he was a child who tried to do the best of his circumstances.

  • @mike.n.n.7723
    @mike.n.n.7723 4 года назад +59

    Remember that Quentyn arrived in Meereen on the eve of Dany's wedding with Hizdhar. And she agreed to marry Hizdhar if he gave her 90 days of peace, which he did, and reneging on that plan would have certainly made violence erupt again
    So even if Quentyn was a hot bad boy I doubt that Dany would have agreed to go to Westeros with him

  • @TagardMC
    @TagardMC 4 года назад +493

    Jesus I'm glad he's still ok. this was like a welfare check to make sure Alt Shift was OK.

    • @calrut1
      @calrut1 4 года назад +5

      It’s only been a month?

    • @TagardMC
      @TagardMC 4 года назад +28

      @@calrut1 in 2020 years that's like ten months

    • @ceilingfanenthusiast6041
      @ceilingfanenthusiast6041 4 года назад +7

      You know he has like 4 channels? Alt shift X, Alt Schwift X, Alt Shift ZZZ and another that I don't remember. He only really posts on Alt Schwift and the stuff on ZZZ is a little out there... That being said, if you want more Schwift you should check them out

    • @narufan987
      @narufan987 4 года назад +1

      @@ceilingfanenthusiast6041 wasn't Schwift a parody channel?

    • @ceilingfanenthusiast6041
      @ceilingfanenthusiast6041 4 года назад +1

      @@narufan987 nah dude. He does a really long series called Game of Theones Abridged on Schwift which is him reviewing chapters of the book.
      I think there might be an Alt Shift Exe?

  • @IsaacWhittakerDakin
    @IsaacWhittakerDakin 4 года назад +818

    Here's my theory: A group of women wipe out House Martell to avenge House Martell! Tell me I'm close...

    • @froghermit9852
      @froghermit9852 4 года назад +35

      dear god no !!!!!

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 4 года назад +205

      Maybe Jaime and Bron go alone into Dorne and beat up everyone comically like Terrance Hill and Bud Spencer and then the one lady shows bronn her boobs and he says something funny hahaha

    • @szabok1999
      @szabok1999 4 года назад +135

      @@belisarius6949 Hmm, yes, that could work, but they need an elaborate plan to kidnap Myrcella. So they should just run over to her in the middle of the fucking palace garden, take her by the hand, and say: come.
      No need to thank me for the amazing ideas.

    • @IsaacWhittakerDakin
      @IsaacWhittakerDakin 4 года назад +51

      @@szabok1999 And poison Myrcella for, reasons.....

    • @moneymayweathera
      @moneymayweathera 4 года назад +44

      Ellaria sand was the voice of reason. D&D butchered dorne

  • @ChiplockRock
    @ChiplockRock 4 года назад +353

    Doran Martell be like:
    "Everything was calculated... but boy, I'm bad at math..."
    And yeah, IF the books will be finished (which I doubt since RR Martin is already too old), they will show a different ending for the Martell's and ASOIAF

    • @joakimdavidsen9835
      @joakimdavidsen9835 4 года назад +16

      Fernando Maverick Doran’s plans only appear like they failed. In truth, everything that has happened so far has been according to his plan(exept for the fact that Quentyn is alive).

    • @rodrikforrester6989
      @rodrikforrester6989 4 года назад +22

      @@joakimdavidsen9835 I reaaaaally don't think the whole Myrcella thing was part of his plan.

    • @joakimdavidsen9835
      @joakimdavidsen9835 4 года назад +9

      Rodrik Forrester You mean Myrcella getting cut? Darkstar didn’t do that. My boy Gerold is innocent!

    • @Ice-ev8si
      @Ice-ev8si 4 года назад +3

      @@joakimdavidsen9835 he did

    • @joakimdavidsen9835
      @joakimdavidsen9835 4 года назад +9

      Ice Don’t you think it’s a little bit suspicious that no one saw Myrcella get cut? No one except for Drey, who was constantly by Myrcellas side, and who had been acting suspicious the entire time up until now. Doran is the only one who makes the claim that Darkstar cut myrcella, and that is because he wants the lannisters to hunt Darkstar in order to keep Balon Swann occupied whilst Cersei’s trial is going on. Gerold got framed.

  • @lluewhyn
    @lluewhyn 3 года назад +32

    Lots of great stuff here, and you even included the thematic reference to the overripe blood oranges near the end, which is a statement on Doran's vengeance.
    One little thing sort of touched on but also missed: When Dany laughs at meeting Quentyn, she explains to her companions that it's because he was using the name "Frog" (and thus a Frog that turns into a Prince just like the stories), but most importantly, she gives her explanation in *Valyrian*, and thus Quentyn and his friends HAVE NO IDEA why she laughed and assume the worst. A later conversation with one of them and Ser Barristan after Quentyn's death makes it clear that his grief-stricken friends blame Dany for Quentyn's rash decision to confront her dragons, a story they will take with them to Doran. It's very possible that this will also spur Doran to encourage Arianne to marry Aegon.

  • @mattkrause1573
    @mattkrause1573 4 года назад +20

    Man. I felt like a small child that was sitting cross-legged on her floor with other children listening to this tale.
    Well done. Best on RUclips when it comes to detail.

  • @pmmeyourdadjokes9811
    @pmmeyourdadjokes9811 4 года назад +111

    The dorne chapters were always confusing for me, I was just thinking recently how I wish alt shift x did a video on the dorne plot. WISH GRANTED!!

  • @GuildWarsPlayer001
    @GuildWarsPlayer001 4 года назад +311

    "Darkstar is Daynegerous"

    • @Dawn-qi5er
      @Dawn-qi5er 4 года назад +33

      take my like and get out

    • @PedroLucas-mg5je
      @PedroLucas-mg5je 2 года назад +5

      Ba-dum-tsss!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 4 месяца назад +2

      *_slow clapping_*

  • @edabakb
    @edabakb 4 года назад +139

    The show really butchered the Martell family's story, huh?

    • @LA-MJ
      @LA-MJ 4 года назад +1

      There was none

    • @narxes
      @narxes 4 года назад +25

      Butchered is an understatement. Hanged, drawn and quartered fits better.

    • @iagocasabiellgonzalez7807
      @iagocasabiellgonzalez7807 4 года назад +11

      yup, it was when D&D turned into Destrucción y Desgracia

    • @210SAi
      @210SAi 4 года назад +2

      Along with several other stories

    • @iangonzalez6476
      @iangonzalez6476 4 года назад +3

      @@iagocasabiellgonzalez7807 loco tenés mi suscripción por ese comentario

  • @SuperChunk19
    @SuperChunk19 3 года назад +43

    Dorne is soooooooo different in the books it's like it's an entirely other kingdom in the show

  • @larsdalaker3519
    @larsdalaker3519 4 года назад +93

    Someone brings Cersei the head of a dwarf with an unusually large head, hoping for a reward for killing Tyrion. It's possible that this is the head that's sent to Dorne instead of the Mountain's.

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 4 года назад +9

      that is likely, as Robert Strong is obviously not headless.

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth 4 года назад +25

      @@SantomPh Why is he "obviously not headless"...? GRRM makes a point of mentioning a couple of times in the books that Strong NEVER removes his helmet. He could have a pumpkin under there for all we know. 🎃

    • @princexizor5151
      @princexizor5151 4 года назад +11

      LoganBluth if he is headless that officially makes Qyburn the most powerful practitioner of magic in our story. I would say making a pair of arms and legs do everything you command it without controlling it telepathically is even more impressive than skin changing/controlling a bunch of dead bodies to attack the nights watch.

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth 4 года назад +2

      @@princexizor5151 Alternatively, why does it have to be Gregor's head under there...? Qyburn's had access to plenty of sets of body parts what with all the women Cersei has been sending him that he's been "using up". It could be Gregor's body with some rando's head sewn on top. OR Qyburn could have sucked Gregor's brain out of his skull, stuck it in a jar, and plonked that inside Ser Robert Strong's helm. Not to mention this is all, y'know, MAGIC and GRRM is on record as hating systems of magic that try to explain themselves via pseudoscience. I mean Jojen literally has visions of the FUTURE, is that really less impressive than making a body move around and obey commands without a head...?

    • @princexizor5151
      @princexizor5151 4 года назад +5

      LoganBluth yeah true it could be another persons head. It would fit the frankensteins monster parallel better.

  • @louisroy4911
    @louisroy4911 4 года назад +47

    Love how you barely acknowledged the show’s Doran visually as opposed to Oberyn.
    The grass hiding the viper is probably my favourite line from the books!

    • @eric2500
      @eric2500 Год назад +2

      Siddiq was very good in the role.

  • @Reereez4795
    @Reereez4795 4 года назад +77

    The more I watch these videos, the more I feel like ASOIAF will end with a lot of these prophecies and armies and magic... amounting to nothing. But not in a disappointing way, like Dan & Dave did with the GoT show. I see it as a continuation of the sobering reality that fantasy and prophecy do not translate so easily to reality. War is brutal, plots don’t always work, magic is unreliable, prophecies are not so easily interpreted... I just hope that Martin does a good job of conveying this when he wraps up this book series, instead of the disappointing shock-and-awe that Dan & Dave went for with the show

    • @TheUrizen
      @TheUrizen 2 года назад +8

      Martin says that he likes to play with the idea of prophecies coming true, but in unexpected ways, so you might be right on the money.
      Perhaps not in a "profecies are a fool's hope" kinda way, but rather by having prophecies backfire on those who treat them like:
      Step 1: find da prophecy
      Step 2: check all the boxes (dragon egg, daenerys marriage, etc...)
      Step 3: become king of Westeros
      Step 4: profit

    • @leibig77
      @leibig77 2 года назад +3

      If you still think these books will ever be released i have bad news for you..

    • @Ashbrash1998
      @Ashbrash1998 2 года назад +3

      I take the prophecies as a what might be than what will happen. They all rely on the people around them and what they do that changes the subject of them. Like Cersei probably could have beaten hers if she had not bullied Tyrion or had a kid with Robert. Dany could have gotten Rhaego's if she had let the khalasar do their thing. There's a lot of what ifs

    • @eric2500
      @eric2500 Год назад

      If he writes it will be splendidly done.

    • @eric2500
      @eric2500 Год назад

      They all end up meaning more than one thing, possibly. People try to make a universe of possible outcomes be the one they like the best at the time, and that trick never works, as Rocket J Squirrel would say.

  • @s3b0seban69
    @s3b0seban69 3 года назад +74

    I like the idea of cersei trying to burn kings landing in a crazed state after her kids are killed. It sort of fits a cycle to me because when the story starts out we hear about how the mad king wanted to burn the city but was stopped by a lannister. It'd be interesting if in the end it's a lannister who tries to burn kings landing and is stopped by a targaryen (Jon or dany maybe?) If not them I'd also find it interesting if it was jaime who killed cersei to stop her. Idk I thought it was a cool little idea but im not all that knowledgeable about the books lore.

    • @brayerkh
      @brayerkh 2 года назад +5

      As someone who just finished reading the books, to me, this is actually not a bad idea or theory. Honestly either way, it would still be far better than the ending the show gave us. 😅

    • @eric2500
      @eric2500 Год назад

      or the Blackfyre boy, Feagon, migh stop the flames.

  • @josedominicbicol5952
    @josedominicbicol5952 3 года назад +24

    I prefer to think of the dorne storyline as a reflection of their house sigil.
    The sun and the spear,
    Doran is a prime example of this; like the sun he has omnipresence his meticulously crafted plans encompass Westeros and essos, and even takes the slightest details into account.
    But he is also represented by the spear; a symbol of single mindedness and tunnel vision, hell bent on one thing and one thing only, vengeance.
    And in doing so this combination is a detriment to the future of dorne. Irrespective of who is the prince/princess.

  • @JEGranberg
    @JEGranberg 4 года назад +55

    Perhaps enact the “Last Wall Protocol”? It will bring the Imperial Fists, Crimson Fists, Black Templars and the other successor chapters. That will save Dorn.

    • @anthonyplayter2981
      @anthonyplayter2981 2 года назад +7

      Reading a 40k reference in a GOT video made my morning, thanks 🙏

  • @theira0
    @theira0 4 года назад +149

    Does game of thrones in title, rather than A Song of ice and fire, do better in the amount of views?
    Just mildly curious

    • @AltShiftX
      @AltShiftX  4 года назад +231

      A lot of people don't know what A Song of Ice and Fire is -- but everyone knows what Game of Thrones is.

    • @NoOne-ol6dw
      @NoOne-ol6dw 4 года назад +83

      @@AltShiftX And that's sad because the books were so much better from the beginning

    • @Pranaynaynay
      @Pranaynaynay 4 года назад +15

      @@NoOne-ol6dw especially with respect to Dorne in particular

    • @starwarsnerd100
      @starwarsnerd100 4 года назад +50

      “Game of Thrones” is snappier and easier to remember. While ASOIAF is poetic, more to the point titles are more common. I can’t think of another franchise with as many syllables in its title.

    • @sirjoey3137
      @sirjoey3137 4 года назад +31

      @@NoOne-ol6dw Yeah, Game of Thrones roles so much better off the tongue than A Song of Ice and Fire. Even though I'm a huge book fan I always call it Game of Thrones. I also feel that it fits better for the whole series, especially how it eludes to it being the ultimate goal which of course it is not, just like how the people in the books believe it to be the ultimate goal when a far darker threat looms over them.

  • @coyotegaxiola4281
    @coyotegaxiola4281 4 года назад +90

    "Gnarly Necromantic Clusterf*ck" is going straight on my band names list.

    • @AltShiftX
      @AltShiftX  4 года назад +32

      It was originally "Gnarly Necromantic Clusterfuck, Courtesy Of Qyburn", for the alliteration

    • @bmabhilash01
      @bmabhilash01 4 года назад +11

      @@AltShiftX courtesy of Qyburn could be the first album

    • @gilgamesh3328
      @gilgamesh3328 3 года назад +5

      @@bmabhilash01 Euron's Eldritch Apocalypse could be the follow-up.

  • @domhuckle
    @domhuckle 4 года назад +67

    Preston's theory about Doran sounds more plausible - Quentin is closer to the ironwoods than the martel's, he was sent with almost no help in the company of sons of unfavourable houses. If he succeeds, good for Doran. If he fails, good for Doran

  • @ThisAlbino
    @ThisAlbino 4 года назад +21

    As far as I'm aware, Oberyn's poisoning of Edgar Yrowood is only a rumour. I think that's actually quite important to his character, he adapted to the "Red Viper" moniker rather than brought it upon himself.

  • @HackerArmy03
    @HackerArmy03 3 года назад +71

    After watching your recent video of "The REAL Tyrion" and now this, I understand now why the show went downhill way earlier than what the popular belief is and what I believed in as well which was season 7+. Man, if only it was possible to have a remake or something akin to the anime called FMA: Brotherhood to do justice to GOT itself would be extremely nice.

    • @PedroLucas-mg5je
      @PedroLucas-mg5je 2 года назад +13

      I would prefer an ASOIAF animated series than another live-action series!

    • @vivvy_0
      @vivvy_0 2 года назад +7

      imagine in arcane artstyle

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 года назад +1

      @@PedroLucas-mg5je Same

    • @noahmathers
      @noahmathers 2 года назад +1

      a remake? maybe in 40-50 years idk hahaha

    • @cosmicriptid
      @cosmicriptid Год назад +1

      After season four it went steadily downhill

  • @ArmageddonAngel
    @ArmageddonAngel 4 года назад +25

    Four ice and fire videos this year? We are blessed.

  • @arthurgwg
    @arthurgwg 4 года назад +13

    You are single handedly keeping the GOT flame inside me alive! Thanks so much for the amazing video. The Dorne plot is one of the more interesting plots in the books and its great to see a more clear-cut explanation of the state of things.

  • @Pusher97
    @Pusher97 4 года назад +4

    This videos give me so much comfort.
    I think it's a mix of your accent, my love of GoT and your knowledge of GoT.

  • @gemmen98
    @gemmen98 4 года назад +33

    Knowing GRRM's love of taking someone else's idea and making it his own, as well as his love for english literature, I cant help but think about Hamlet with a revenge plot that takes way too long. I think the ending for both might very well be the same....

  • @princeprocrastinate6485
    @princeprocrastinate6485 4 года назад +14

    I will never understand why they skipped/altered this entire storyline in the show, even if George RR Martin hadn't figured out exactly where that plot was going any person with a cursory understanding of the story he wrote would realise Aegon and Arianne had a significant role to play in the overall outcome of the story.

  • @Still.No.Name.
    @Still.No.Name. 4 года назад +458

    “Three seconds ago” well alright then.

    • @gionylemus7180
      @gionylemus7180 4 года назад +4

      Yessir been waiting for so long for one

  • @MariaVosa
    @MariaVosa 4 года назад +37

    Thank you for this. The character assassination of Dorne, the Martells and the Sands that was perpetrated by B&W was enough to raise every spear of the South in demand of justice. I was so hopefull after the casting of Pascal who actually nailed Oberyn and Siddig who is an amazing actor as Doran. And then... I can't even speak of it. This was when I started realising tha B&W had no actual understanding of what Martin was doing, nor that they had any hope of bringing the series to a satisfying conclusion.

  • @Eudomac99
    @Eudomac99 4 года назад +72

    Is this the beginning of a "Will *insert any major house here* survive" series? Cos I'm game

  • @1jackmac
    @1jackmac 4 года назад +10

    There’s certainly a reason you have this many subscribers , videos are extremely well thought out and articulated to perfection. Hats off to another cracking video 👍👌

    • @AltShiftX
      @AltShiftX  4 года назад +3

      Thanks so much! We try.

  • @Brahmdagh
    @Brahmdagh 4 года назад +26

    Quentyn’s arc reminds me of the show.
    "oh"

  • @Kahgro
    @Kahgro 5 месяцев назад +3

    Doran Martell was so skilled at the game of thrones that he executed his masterplan, had it fail spectacularly, and no one even knows it ever happened.
    Truly a rival to Tywin, Olenna, Litrlefinger, and Varys.

  • @EstherDavis-eg2iv
    @EstherDavis-eg2iv Год назад +4

    I'm still getting thru the book series, it's hard w two young kids. One w special needs. I can't thank you enough for helping me understand this insanely complicated universe and it's history!! It's only been a yr of my GoT obsession, it came when I was a newlywed and started a new family. Buying and renovating new home. Then second baby, postpartum then COVID-19. I NEVER knew how great it was! Makes sense since I've always been a LOTR geek before it was popular lol. I watch as many of these as I can , they are an awesome guide!! ❤️

  • @Reign14forever
    @Reign14forever 4 года назад +46

    Oberyn’s head is on the mountain’s body I’m calling it right now

    • @SpiderBatmanable
      @SpiderBatmanable 4 года назад +15

      Didn't the hound smash his head? Just asking 😂

    • @redrave404
      @redrave404 4 года назад +40

      They cut off Rob Stark's head, and parade around his corpse with stitched on wolf's head. What happened to Rob's head? And why is Cersei's champion called Robert?

    • @Some_guy_passing_by
      @Some_guy_passing_by 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@redrave404 dunno. Cersei had a husband called Robert too ...

  • @ser_ryon_vine6392
    @ser_ryon_vine6392 4 года назад +211

    GRRM: Quentyn is dead
    Preston Jacobs: Right. But is he though?

    • @thewanderingartists
      @thewanderingartists 4 года назад +8

      I watched his video like a week ago xD

    • @jeanvalero1597
      @jeanvalero1597 4 года назад +23

      We need preston and alt shift to collab

    • @Goldenbane
      @Goldenbane 4 года назад +1

      I was wondering about that! I haven't read any of the "floating" chapters that GRRM has out there for Winds of Winter. Do any of them confirm that Quentyn is definitely dead?

    • @ser_ryon_vine6392
      @ser_ryon_vine6392 4 года назад +12

      @@Goldenbane lol no.

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth 4 года назад +5

      @@jeanvalero1597 Please god, NO! Even if DoS ever DOES actually come out, Preston will still be obnoxiously denying R+L=J and condescendingly calling fans gullible for believing actual EVIDENCE-supported fan theories LOOONG after the series is finished.

  • @smuu1996
    @smuu1996 4 года назад +9

    I am kind of amazed how interesting the story of Dorne is. I haven't read the books yet, so I only know the rough early plot from the show. It is noticable that the books go way more in depth, which is nice.

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад +27

    The only person who says Dark Star attacked Myrcella is Doran, and we know him to be deceitful and manipulative.
    We also know that Myrcella had a double... maybe they kidnapped the double and the whole plan was a wash to begin with?

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 4 года назад +1

      Gerold did wound the real Myrcella, who is in Doran's court. Arianne kidnapped the real one because she wanted to annoy Cersei.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад +7

      @@SantomPh
      Yeah, I know what she intended to do. That doesn't mean it's what she actually did though.
      And you fail to address the fact that we actually don't know for a certainty that Dark Star did it. The chapter is Arianne's POV, and she didn't witness it herself. She only heard it was Dark Star from Doran, and like I said, he's proven himself to be manipulative and not always truthful.
      And either way, if you blindly believe anyone other than Ned in this series, then you're a fool.

    • @1994mrmysteryman
      @1994mrmysteryman 2 года назад +2

      @@Richard_Nickerson lmao. "Other than Ned".
      How I miss that honorable fool.

  • @justdirt
    @justdirt 8 месяцев назад +6

    Dorne more than anything is defined by bad timing. They are married into the royal family when rebellion strikes. Viserys dies right before the realm goes to war, and Dorne could've killed off the Lannisters. Qwenten gets to Myreen a few weeks too late. Arrianne finds out about the plans a bit too late. Oberyn waited a bit too long before finishing off the mountain.

  • @friedkeenan
    @friedkeenan 4 года назад +10

    Started chugging through the books, and I'm halfway through the first book. I'm really liking it so far, but I have trouble focusing so I usually only read one to three chapters a day. _So_ much depth even just in the first chapter with the direwolves and the characters immediately recognizing the symbolism before even the reader would if they came in not knowing anything, and how that symbolism influences people like Cat to act in a certain way, and then combined with some conspiracy theory stuff things like "What if the wolves were sent there by e.g. Bloodraven?" and ugh even just in that there's so much more depth than the show. Thank you, because without you and other people like you I probably would not have started reading them

    • @iagocasabiellgonzalez7807
      @iagocasabiellgonzalez7807 4 года назад +3

      You'll love them
      The 4th and 5th books are separated geographically. My first read was as is, and i got a little stuck with several cersei chapters almost in a row. For my second read i followed a chapter rearrangement called A Ball of Beasts which combine both books in a chronollogical order, and though more complex, I enjoyed much much more.
      Hope this helps when you make the decision.

  • @coreyames3365
    @coreyames3365 4 года назад +11

    These videos always ALWAYS get me so pumped to re-read the books and of course, lord willin, get to read TWOW. They are a gift, thank you for doing all this work.

  • @noamias4897
    @noamias4897 21 день назад +1

    While I was super hyped up by one of Doran’s last speeches when he reveals his plotting I was kinda hyped, but I seriously think he’s mostly just been coping about not being able to do anything, and instead of admitting that he’s overpowered by the Lannisters he tells himself he’s just being sneaky

  • @raymond-reviews
    @raymond-reviews 4 года назад +15

    I don’t know which I like more, the Grand Northern Conspiracy or the Grand Dornish Conspiracy?

  • @a.bostonian7825
    @a.bostonian7825 4 года назад +80

    A Song of Ice and Fire tells the series of conflicts that brought down the great houses of Westeros.
    The Martells have one misfire of a plan after another and are waiting too long.
    The Arryns put their trust on a mockingbird and are being slowly taken out.
    The Tyrells are trying to grow in the field of fire.
    The Baratheons were fighting each other and now winter will make make them a extinct species.
    The Tullys definitely will be dead in frozen waters.
    The Greyjoys will end themselves with the fire and ice they will set free.
    The Lannisters had one great lion and now his children can't live up to this legend.
    The Targaryens will burn everything and themselves.
    And the Starks will in the end prevail all of it and be remembered and honoured in history, but go extinct in life afterwards.

    • @saymyname2417
      @saymyname2417 4 года назад +9

      Yes, that's just the story and message of the series - finished or not - put in a nutshell: The total destruction and extinction of the great ruling families for the loss of autonomy and individualism to push a cultural, social-political pabulum steered by some-ONE creepy to rule them all.
      Many can't imagine this to be true. Because isn't the taste of saccharine sweet peace just as authentic and beautiful as Lennon's one-world anthem...?!

    • @pedroalitovar6624
      @pedroalitovar6624 4 года назад

      I really loved your comment, as it is simetric and poetic (an not necessarily literal), but I think Tully's may survived at the end by the line of Edmure. Also others houses may have at least one survivor member, as Lannisters (Tyrion), Stark (Sansa, and Arya), Martells and Tyrells, but most of their members will die.

    • @saymyname2417
      @saymyname2417 4 года назад +3

      @@pedroalitovar6624 - Unimportant. The few survivors are cut off from ANY power and influence. THOSE are put in the hand of a non-human spirit residing inside a physically and mentally crippled boy. Solely and for an unknown amount of time.
      ONE ring...

    • @Aeterny
      @Aeterny 4 года назад +2

      The Martell's did more than just sit around and wait though, check out Qyburn and his dealings, and there's evidence pointing to Quentyn being alive and having tamed a dragon, Arianne's negotiations will most likely fall through with Aegon and the Golden Company because of her cousin Elia and will likely be used to take Storm's End while also destroying Mace Tyrell's army.
      House's Lannister, Tyrell and Hightower will lose many of their members to greyscale and Euron Greyjoy, Willas and maybe Garlan will make it out alive but The Reach will be devastated and their armies are going to be destroyed.
      House Lannister might not be able to recover for generations, their reputation will be destroyed thanks to Cersei and Lancel.
      House Arryn will likely cause a long and harsh civil war in the Vale since their cadet branch will want to rule and Robert Arryn will likely die from the stress caused by the chaos of his immediate heir dying in the tourney and the truth of his mother's death coming to light.
      Walder Frey will likely die of old age and with an invasion from the Vale thanks to familial ties to claimants they'll likely be cut down to a handful of members since there'll be a second Red Wedding by the Brotherhood Without Banners that will destroy their numbers and any men brought by the Lannister's.
      House Tully looks like it'll be fine in the long run, the Stark's will be fine but the Bolton's will be rightfully wiped out once and for all.
      The Baratheon's will be an extinct house in the end unless Edric or Gendry are legitimized, Victarion, Euron and Aeron are going to die leaving the Greyjoy's with Asha, if Theon survives alongside her.
      Bran will for some reason end up ruling in the end so the Targaryen's will die out as well.

    • @pedroalitovar6624
      @pedroalitovar6624 4 года назад

      @@Aeterny Well, Lets hope that be Bran who rules at the end, and not Bloodraven throught his body.

  • @nwcarnelli6
    @nwcarnelli6 4 года назад +8

    I told myself I'd do a reread of books 1-5, set for like 2016 when I believed we would find out a release date for TWOW... what a sweet summer child I was.
    I don't remember anyone who was mentioned in this video or any plot from any book in the series,, but I can't wait to see what Ned is up to in the 6th book.

  • @MCAPrince
    @MCAPrince Год назад +9

    I think the Martell story will end with the Martells nearly all consumed by the conflict and die on different sides, but with Doran still sitting in the ruined Water Gardens, having lost everything, Maybe with Ellaria present to reiterate her argument for peace.

    • @eric2500
      @eric2500 Год назад

      Now that would be cinematic!

  • @kuzz1191
    @kuzz1191 3 года назад +9

    reading the fight between oberyn and the mountain in the books for the first time was one of the most shocking things I've ever read. i literally reread what happened and put the book down in sadness for a few hours.

    • @botep5529
      @botep5529 3 года назад +2

      Haha yes me too. One of those sentences you had to do a double take to believe what you were reading.

  • @Pacemaker_fgc
    @Pacemaker_fgc Год назад +4

    I think it’s fitting that Doran suffers from gout. Gout primarily affects the joints in the legs, keeping the patient bound to one place during flare ups. Doran’s emotional pain keeps him from moving, stuck in one spot as opportunities slip by.

  • @kn0bhe4d
    @kn0bhe4d 4 года назад +22

    The kingdom that was made a farce in the show. Well before the shitshow of Seasons 7 and 8. A real shame.

  • @phips914
    @phips914 4 года назад +12

    The Martells are probably my favorite part of ASOIAF. the show did them dirty....dirtier than everything else it messed up.

  • @TrainerCTZ
    @TrainerCTZ 4 года назад +4

    A masterpiece of writing, production, entertainment and education. This video is the first "Spark" of light I've had since HBO's assassination of the characters and story.
    Bravo brother!

  • @The2KXperience
    @The2KXperience 3 года назад +3

    "Sometimes fire and blood only makes ash."
    *chef's kiss*
    And that's why I watch this channel, that line is just perfect.

  • @EnderWarden
    @EnderWarden 4 года назад +21

    GRRM once said that dorne would be a place he'd prefer to live in.

    • @210SAi
      @210SAi 4 года назад +8

      Well it’s similar to New Mexico

  • @someidiotchild
    @someidiotchild 4 года назад +4

    It is so fucking painful how much potential there was with this all of this. The twists and turns and intrigue of not just this arc but everything else as well and the end result was just so painfully phoned in.

  • @TheV8Pumpkin
    @TheV8Pumpkin 4 года назад +47

    The hero never dies
    Robb Stark: Am I a joke to you?

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 4 года назад +1

      @AM a will which presumed Bran and Rickon dead (theyre not) and Sansa married to a Lannister (she's not, i mean not really. Baelish openly plots to marry her to some other guy). Imagine if Jon gets the Northern throne, everything's all lovely, except Bran trots back into town.

  • @AzorAhai1tk
    @AzorAhai1tk 4 года назад +2

    I gotta say, I absolutely love the extra use of book and fanart to go along with the show images. Fantastic video as always :)

  • @katec3406
    @katec3406 3 года назад +5

    “Sometimes ‘fire and blood just make ash’” EXCELLENT metaphor

  • @michaeleaverly7943
    @michaeleaverly7943 4 года назад +9

    I think this is a little to simplistic in regards to Dorans plan. Oberyn’s travels (creating a sell sword company, likely allies with Littlefinger, controlling the brave companions etc.)

    • @sealy_99
      @sealy_99 4 года назад +1

      I agree with your main point, but what evidence is there that Doran is allied with Littlefinger?

    • @michaeleaverly7943
      @michaeleaverly7943 4 года назад

      Andrew Seal Doran mentions working to bring Tywin Lannister down. Littlefinger has undermined the Lannister’s even before GOT. His borrowing of $ from the iron bank knowing the Lannister’s will hold the throne via Joffrey/Tommen. Oberyn started the sellsword company the brave companions which appears to work in Littlefinger favor as they switch sides at convenient times. There’s other things that I think allude to them being allies (for now). Check out the order of the greens hands vid on it or reddit threads. These are theories but based on Doran’s description I do believe it’s plausible

    • @sealy_99
      @sealy_99 4 года назад

      @@michaeleaverly7943 Fair enough. It's definitely an interesting thought that I'll have to look into more.
      I do think most of his actions have been to cause disruption, chaos and conflict that he will be able to benefit from and climb the ladder, so I don't know whether I buy him working specifically in conjunction with other significant players. And while I agree he has definitely undermined the Iron Throne, and the Lannister regime, I think the only people he has intentionally and conclusively wanted dead are Ned Stark, Jon Arryn, Tyrion and Joffrey.

  • @Serpher1
    @Serpher1 4 года назад +7

    GoT is over, most people hate it, but I love watching Alt Shift X's video on that subject.

    • @kingslayer3365
      @kingslayer3365 4 года назад +3

      "GOT is over, people hate it..." Good thing this is not about GOT, then

    • @Boxeard
      @Boxeard 4 года назад

      This is no GOT vídeo...

    • @Serpher1
      @Serpher1 4 года назад

      @@Boxeard oh yes the was NOT A WORD in the video about TV show. My bad.

  • @Juancilra
    @Juancilra Год назад +29

    One aspect of the book plots that I found hard to believe: The Martells are still staunchly pro-Targarean. Their hatred for the Lannisters is obvious and natural. But we don't hear them express much resentment for the fact that Raegar ran off with a Stark girl. Is it cuz they're more chill about monogamy? But that's what got their sister and nephew/niece killed. I always expected them to be all like: a pox on both your houses, we're declaring independence again! But Oberyn and Doran remained secret Targarean loyalists. Oh well, it makes for a good plot.

    • @thegoat4238
      @thegoat4238 Год назад +4

      it's possible they didn't fully understand it and didn't know about it,plus ageon was still going to be king so it makes sense on why they still supported the targarean.

    • @filmspascal
      @filmspascal Год назад +14

      “Dornish men fought for his kingdom and Elia and her babes was trapped at King's Landing until their grotesque death. I'll get to kill the others but i will have to wait for the afterlife for Rhaegar to meet my blade" -Oberyn Martell
      doran martell is only vying for ‘targ restoration’ bc
      a) he wanted dany’s dragons (and after what happened to quentyn he’s never gonna side with her)
      b) bc of (f)aegon being elia’s son. it’s all calculated to the advantage of house martell not bc they are loyal to the targaryens.
      its not adultery that they are fine with lmao. they just fine with sex in general, adultery is still looked down upon and oberyn was upset that elia was abandoned for lyanna

    • @ВелиалВинчестер
      @ВелиалВинчестер Год назад +1

      Oberyn has many mistresses and bastards. For Dorn, this is normal. Without the Targarians, Dorn won't have the strength to retaliate. They need to be allies

  • @PunkFluff
    @PunkFluff 4 года назад

    Your voice is so soothing, exactly what's needed for this kind of video.

  • @ChadwickHo314
    @ChadwickHo314 4 года назад

    i sleep watching your videos every night. your voice is very comforting

  • @321puca
    @321puca 4 года назад +5

    I live for these videos, amazing!

  • @whitewolf6113
    @whitewolf6113 4 года назад +5

    Imagine society if Alt Shift X was the voice of every audio book

  • @Wayward_Child
    @Wayward_Child 4 года назад +8

    Ok, wow, give me a second here, it’s a lot to take in. Ok. So, we have:
    1. Littlefinger’s plotting
    2. the Varys/(F)Aegon/Blackfyre conspiracy
    3. the Dorne revenge (+Targaryen restoration?) schemes
    4. the Brotherhood Without Banners and Lady Stoneheart’s quest for vengeance
    5. various separate Northern conspiracies to restore House Stark
    6. Maggy the Frog’s prophesy
    7. the visions and prophecies of the Undying Ones
    8. Euron’s eldritch mass blood ritual/sacrifice that will provide him with godhood (+the possibility of krakens, sphinxes, maybe even Cthulhu?)
    9. Bloodraven’s schemes and puppeteering
    10. the special Targaryen bloodline
    11. the Azor Ahai stuff
    12. Quaithe’s spiritual guidance of Daenerys
    13. skinchanging/warging powers creating lots of potential opportunities for characters to stay only temporarily dead
    14. the mystery of the Others, their origin, culture and goals
    15. the Horn of Joramun
    16. Dragonbinder
    17. Arya’s kill list
    18. the maesters’ agenda
    19. Jon’s ancestry
    20. Cersei’s ambitions
    21. the legacy of Old Valyria
    22. Melisandre’s plots
    23. oily black stones and Lovecraftian Deep Ones
    24. cursed places such as Valyria and Asshai
    25. the Starks’ true origin and heritage
    26. the secret of Winterfell’s crypts
    27. Daenerys going back to her family’s savage roots
    28. the direwolves’ significance
    29. the Bloodstone Emperor and the legend of the Long Night
    30. the complex political situation in Meereen
    31. Theon’s tragedy
    32. Jaime’s atonement and path to righteousness
    33. Stannis’s war and battle strategies against the Boltons
    34. ancient pacts between humans and other species
    35. R’hllor and the Great Other
    36. …
    I’m sure there’s much more I’m missing here, but just compiling that one list has made me so exhausted I want to take a nap. It’s also made me realise that if George RR Martin manages to somehow tie ALL OF THIS together and conclude the series in a genuinely satisfying way, then he’s nothing short of a genius. I have zero tolerance for D&D after their many screw-ups, but taking a step back to look at the richness of the story and the sheer scope of the world these characters inhabit has made me sympathise with them just a smidge more and understand why they chose to dumb down the narrative and simplify many of its complex facets. I’ve read hundreds of amazing books, but none of them come even close to matching the complexity of this series, the motivations and personal tragedies of its numerous characters, the fantastic worldbuilding and the symbolism that permeates each storytelling aspect, all of it resulting in a grand narrative of truly epic proportions. God, I can’t wait for the Winds of Winter to arrive already… Please, Mr. Martin, please… please…

    • @PedroLucas-mg5je
      @PedroLucas-mg5je 2 года назад

      Personally, I don't blame George for taking this long to finish the series!

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 Год назад +80

    0:05 i hereby start a petition to remove the greyjoys from the list of great houses, they control a few cringe islands and dont even produce anything, cant even sow smh

    • @hamadalibutt7984
      @hamadalibutt7984 5 месяцев назад

      I approve🙋‍♂️

    • @Por-poI
      @Por-poI 3 месяца назад

      Not only that but their entire culture is based on plundering and stealing lol.