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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 2 года назад +21651

    You forget the part where the teacher stares at your answers then says:
    “Guys remember to check your answers”

    • @mathijsverbeure2874
      @mathijsverbeure2874 2 года назад +576

      I feel like it should be adressed;
      1, Hax is right
      2, the bot has chosen a link for a very normal video of how you cut sausages...and make some basic stuff with it.

    • @rysea9855
      @rysea9855 2 года назад +46

      Oh look it's monokuma

    • @michaelcoleman9151
      @michaelcoleman9151 2 года назад +20

      lol

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  2 года назад +5783

      I had a maths teacher who'd intentionally set questions with impossible answers. When a classmate finally broke down over this, the teacher just shrugged and said, "Get ready for life."

    • @samuelpollard7329
      @samuelpollard7329 2 года назад +2016

      @@Exurb1a so that's why you're like this.

  • @makebettermedia
    @makebettermedia 2 года назад +5880

    “A brain just smart enough to recognize its fuck ups but not smart enough to stop fucking up”
    That hit me way harder than it should’ve

    • @unholyravioli989
      @unholyravioli989 2 года назад +51

      Loved your video on the Truman show. Glad to see we share interests.

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  2 года назад +753

      My man, was enjoying your video about The Truman Show just the other day. Fantastic stuff, please keep it up and link for anyone curious: ruclips.net/video/MAX9qWiJxvU/видео.html

    • @makebettermedia
      @makebettermedia 2 года назад +220

      @@Exurb1a Wow man, that’s an honor seriously thank you.

    • @parkourbee2
      @parkourbee2 2 года назад +27

      I'm reminded of this every time I play chess.

    • @alexhowden9248
      @alexhowden9248 2 года назад +10

      @@makebettermedia congratulations bro. U made it🤣❤️

  • @aereitic
    @aereitic 2 года назад +11430

    I've never been so convinced that being a pine cone is ultimately better than reality.

    • @dave3m355
      @dave3m355 2 года назад +307

      After this video i want to live as a pine cone now so i understand your point

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  2 года назад +2826

      They do have a certain swagger

    • @Griffin12536
      @Griffin12536 2 года назад +93

      It’s never too late

    • @datguy3907
      @datguy3907 2 года назад +86

      Pro tip: Just bury yourself next to a young pine tree with no coffin. Soon enough your body will deteriorate and your corpse will provide nutrients to the growing tree, resulting in it growing and producing pine cones, not only turning your body into a piece of many pine cones, but also leave you with a feeling of fulfilment, knowing that even through all your mistakes, you've helped make something that will last long after you, and that your death might mean more than you life ever did.

    • @OmniPsych
      @OmniPsych 2 года назад +40

      I'd always wanted to turn into a dumber animal to escape human suffering, but a pine cone sounds much better.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 2 года назад +3791

    Everyone: "I wonder when Exurb1a will offer us deep introspection again."
    Exurb1a: *_"Yes but have you tried being a pine cone."_*

    • @keatodiet
      @keatodiet 2 года назад +18

      Exurbia offered me a deep introspection when I found out about experiment A. Don’t look that up btw. “Exurbia experiment A”

    • @sethgleason7611
      @sethgleason7611 2 года назад +4

      make no mistake. hes a terrible person. hes a rapist.

    • @pendejo6452
      @pendejo6452 2 года назад +6

      @@sethgleason7611 there's no solid proof though, and the police disproved her claims. So we'll just have to wait and see if the truth really comes out

    • @Minecraftiano1204
      @Minecraftiano1204 2 года назад +5

      @@pendejo6452
      wait wait wait wait what the fuck happened jesus christ why do I not know about this, tell me what happened

    • @pendejo6452
      @pendejo6452 2 года назад +3

      @@Minecraftiano1204 he allegedly tried to drive his girlfriend to suicide, and raoed her

  • @tobiassauer2971
    @tobiassauer2971 2 года назад +5463

    as a student of philosophy, this is probably the only exam I ever was prepared for

    • @infochan6776
      @infochan6776 2 года назад +66

      Can you even solve problem 1? 🤣

    • @szczezuj
      @szczezuj 2 года назад +302

      as a student of philosophy, this is yet another exam I was not prepared for

    • @anshanshtiwari8898
      @anshanshtiwari8898 2 года назад +6

      Lol good one

    • @tobiassauer2971
      @tobiassauer2971 2 года назад +113

      @@infochan6776 lol, of course not, it has numbers in it

    • @efectovogel8295
      @efectovogel8295 2 года назад +21

      @@tobiassauer2971 chad

  • @sndawihc6713
    @sndawihc6713 2 года назад +1877

    He's reading the script for this video while staring down a pinecone in envy.

    • @Youchubeswindon
      @Youchubeswindon 2 года назад +32

      Whilst looking forward to eating rice pudding.

    • @apexw2009
      @apexw2009 2 года назад +15

      He started by reading a script then he got pissed off cos a Pinecone hit his mic and ruined his take so he decided to free style

  • @emilioortega7513
    @emilioortega7513 2 года назад +781

    Humans: “just smart enough to recognize its fuckups, but not smart enough to stop fucking up”
    Couldn’t have said it better myself

  • @T-90M
    @T-90M Год назад +480

    1: 98 Newtons
    2: A
    3: Immediately
    4: B
    5: The detailed drawing of a middle finger in the middle of a graph that represents a sense of purpose over the course of a human lifetime could be interpreted as a symbolic expression of frustration, defiance, or a rebellious attitude toward the concept of purpose. In this context, it may suggest a point in time where the individual feels a lack of purpose, existential frustration, or a rejection of societal or personal expectations.
    The placement in the middle of the graph could symbolize a midlife crisis or a period of questioning one's direction and purpose. It might indicate a moment of resistance or a desire to break away from conventional expectations and redefine one's sense of purpose.
    Of course, the interpretation could vary based on the specific context or intention of the person creating the graph, as metaphorical or artistic expressions can be subjective and open to individual perspectives.
    6: The disagreement between Alice and Pierre seems to revolve around the question of whether Obi-Wan Kenobi remembers R2-D2 in Star Wars Episode IV. Let's break down the arguments:
    Pierre's Argument: Obi-Wan Kenobi states that he's never owned a droid before in Episode IV. This suggests that he doesn't remember R2-D2.
    Alice's Counter-argument: Alice brings up the moment when Obi-Wan calls R2-D2 "my little friend." She interprets this as a sign that Obi-Wan does, in fact, remember R2-D2.
    It's worth noting that the Star Wars canon has a vast and intricate storyline, and sometimes details are open to interpretation or might be explained in different ways. In the context of the specific dialogue mentioned, both Pierre and Alice have points that can be considered. Obi-Wan's statement about never owning a droid could be interpreted as a more general statement about not owning R2-D2, given the droid's history with Anakin Skywalker.
    Without a clear resolution within the Star Wars canon, this disagreement might persist, and fans may interpret the characters' interactions differently based on their own perspectives and assumptions. The nature of fictional universes often leaves room for various interpretations and discussions among fans.
    7:N/A
    8: N/A
    9: B
    10: 4 days , The reason James is suggested to live miserably ever after is a fictional or exaggerated assumption based on the described behavior of intentionally delaying responses to give the impression of disinterest while being infatuated. This behavior may lead to misunderstandings, miscommunication, and potential emotional distress in a relationship. The idea is that this deliberate misrepresentation of interest could negatively impact the dynamics between Ava and James, creating a scenario of prolonged unhappiness. However, it's important to note that real-life relationships are nuanced, and the described scenario is a fictional construct.
    11:
    The description of Arthur pushing away people who are both nice to him and people he likes suggests a complex interpersonal dynamic. This intersection represents individuals who not only treat him well (niceness) but also align with his personal preferences or affections (liking them). The reasons behind pushing away such individuals can vary and may involve psychological or emotional factors:
    Fear of Vulnerability: Arthur might fear becoming emotionally vulnerable with people he genuinely likes and who are also kind to him. Opening up to others can be challenging, and the fear of being hurt or rejected may lead to pushing such individuals away.
    Self-Sabotage: Some individuals, consciously or unconsciously, engage in self-sabotaging behaviors that hinder the development of close relationships. This could be rooted in low self-esteem, past negative experiences, or a fear of success in relationships.
    Unresolved Issues: Arthur may have unresolved emotional issues or past traumas that affect his ability to connect with others on a deeper level. Pushing away those who could potentially form meaningful connections may be a defense mechanism to avoid confronting these underlying issues.
    Fear of Expectations: Building close relationships involves expectations and responsibilities. Arthur might fear the expectations that come with maintaining a relationship with someone he genuinely likes. This fear could be related to concerns about not meeting the expectations of the other person or not living up to his own standards.
    Understanding the specific reasons behind Arthur's behavior would require a deeper exploration of his personal history, experiences, and emotions. It's important to note that individuals are unique, and there could be a variety of factors influencing their actions in relationships.
    12: Human relationships can be intricate and challenging, often influenced by a variety of factors such as emotions, communication, past experiences, and personal growth. The situation you've described between Will and Claire reflects the complexity of human emotions and the sometimes painful dynamics of relationships. Here are a few factors that contribute to such situations:
    Communication Breakdown: Miscommunication or a lack of effective communication can lead to misunderstandings and unexpressed feelings. In the scenario you presented, both Claire and Will express regret and sorrow, but the lines of communication seem to have broken down, preventing a reconciliation.
    Emotional Complexity: Human emotions are complex, and relationships often involve a mix of love, happiness, regret, and sorrow. People may find it challenging to navigate and express these emotions, leading to a sense of loss or separation.
    Past Hurts and Mistakes: Previous experiences and mistakes in a relationship can create lasting wounds. Even when there is love and positive memories, the pain from past events may prevent individuals from coming back together.
    Changing Circumstances: Life circumstances, personal growth, and external factors can influence the course of relationships. Sometimes, even if there is a desire to reconnect, changes in life paths may make it difficult for the lines to intersect again.
    Inability to Forgive: Forgiveness is a crucial element in rebuilding relationships. If individuals are unable to forgive or move past certain events, it can hinder the possibility of reconciliation.
    Despite the challenges, it's important to recognize that every relationship is unique, and the reasons behind its dynamics are multifaceted. Humans are complex beings, and the intricacies of relationships make them both beautiful and challenging to navigate.
    13: Blank
    14: A pinecone
    15: "Gnaa aahhahah."
    16: The fictional attributes assigned to the pine cone are metaphors to highlight the contrast between the simplicity of nature and the complexity of human emotions. The pine cone, lacking subjective experience, represents an idealized state of calm detachment. As for human behavior, it involves a combination of evolutionary history, cognitive biases, societal influences, and individual differences, making it challenging for individuals to consistently act in their long-term best interests.
    17: The human brain's capacity for self-awareness allows recognition of mistakes, but behavioral change is often impeded by complex and interconnected factors.
    Happiness is a subjective and multifaceted concept influenced by various factors, including psychological well-being, life circumstances, and personal values.

    • @hugyouagain
      @hugyouagain 11 месяцев назад +38

      YOU CAN'T JUST WRITE THOSE ANSWERS IN FULL SENTENCES AND GET 3 LIKES FOR IT

    • @ellielynx3071
      @ellielynx3071 10 месяцев назад +16

      Very well done. I'm too tired to read it all but normally I would, I did quickly skim it and I admire the work.

    • @tatianatub
      @tatianatub 10 месяцев назад +3

      14 is a trick question should be left blank

    • @elizathegamer413
      @elizathegamer413 9 месяцев назад +12

      This feels like it was written by chatGPT, did you have any assistance from that lol (I don't care I'm just curious)

    • @ellielynx3071
      @ellielynx3071 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@elizathegamer413 I would care. ChatGPT doesn't count as effort and creativity, if it's edited then it might count as decent editing skills at best.

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 2 года назад +4166

    Hey at least as a human I've got eyes that can watch videos like this one, but a pine cone doesn't.
    One point for humans.

    • @creepcreeps3646
      @creepcreeps3646 2 года назад +405

      Pine cones dont need to watch videos for they hold an everlasting inner peace within themselves and do not have to distract themselves from the burden that is life

    • @ojasmishra3487
      @ojasmishra3487 2 года назад +120

      Pine cones don't skip ads

    • @vennicerunnos
      @vennicerunnos 2 года назад +53

      or how about Pine Cones can't appreciate anything in life including all of the interesting intricacies and fascinating interactions this video depicts are part of the wonder of intelligent life and even though most humans ignore the perceivably good parts of life and focus solely on the perceivably bad parts at least we can perceive while Pine Cone cannot. so that's better than literally nothing.

    • @remigrant7082
      @remigrant7082 2 года назад +16

      Pine cones does not need any of our shit.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 2 года назад +6

      but at what cost

  • @heiloloheimir
    @heiloloheimir 2 года назад +1374

    And for 4 minutes and 25 seconds, the world was a better place

    • @mayankchaudhary743
      @mayankchaudhary743 2 года назад +40

      That's what she said!

    • @oxdares
      @oxdares 2 года назад +29

      Until the point I realised I want to be a pine cone

    • @jaz0m
      @jaz0m 2 года назад +2

      @@mayankchaudhary743 haha

    • @banana4360
      @banana4360 2 года назад +12

      @@oxdares gnaa

    • @Jollygreengage
      @Jollygreengage 2 года назад +2

      It doesn’t have to end if you keep rewatching it :)

  • @catie5403
    @catie5403 2 года назад +3666

    Exurb1a is the only person on the internet who can passive aggressively insult me and the rest of the human race for 4:25 and actually have me feeling less alone because of it

    • @Beazt1101
      @Beazt1101 2 года назад +7

      SNEAKO

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 2 года назад +26

      We are ALL absolute bumbling idiots, together :)

    • @regularartist699
      @regularartist699 2 года назад +32

      whens hes not experimenting on autistic people

    • @ensten9461
      @ensten9461 2 года назад +6

      I actually feel more alone now. Can i have a hug?

    • @backflipbro790
      @backflipbro790 2 года назад +21

      Experiment A. I really don't want to ruin ur image of Exurb1a but people should know. Watch at your own discretion

  • @RED-sl2le
    @RED-sl2le 2 года назад +1046

    One time my Spanish teacher made all the answers to a multiple choice exam “C” I got most of it wrong because of doubt so I went to the teacher and said “I came here to take a Spanish test not a psychology one”

    • @samwiseshanti
      @samwiseshanti 2 года назад +71

      @laith he doesn't know, they replied in Spanish and he didn't understand a word.

    • @Palmtop_User
      @Palmtop_User 2 года назад +78

      The answer was si

    • @imEden0
      @imEden0 2 года назад +7

      @@Palmtop_User non si est, sed est sic. Si non est vocabolorum

    • @earlgrey9694
      @earlgrey9694 Год назад +1

      c cause si yk

    • @Jagariko69
      @Jagariko69 Год назад

      okay, that's badass

  • @lichh64
    @lichh64 2 года назад +2877

    No joke, this is how I felt while solving physics past papers.

    • @tomasvrabec1845
      @tomasvrabec1845 2 года назад +16

      This exam is what i encounter every day 😅 i wish i had my old physics exam instead

    • @Narko_Marko
      @Narko_Marko 2 года назад +16

      me when physics

    • @brandonquezada9523
      @brandonquezada9523 2 года назад +7

      You when physics

    • @thisguyispeculiar
      @thisguyispeculiar 2 года назад +1

      True tho

    • @mohammedragab231
      @mohammedragab231 2 года назад +7

      istg they always bring up the dumbest scenarios and the worst wording 😂😂

  • @40kravioli48
    @40kravioli48 2 года назад +539

    I like the implications of “answer ALL the questions in the lifetime provided”. makes me think about how silly i’ve been trying to answer every big question given to me

    • @maimoonakhan7203
      @maimoonakhan7203 2 года назад +4

      Hey man, that hit hard.

    • @40kravioli48
      @40kravioli48 2 года назад +6

      @@maimoonakhan7203This is why i love this guys videos, all the quotes hit as hard as each other.

    • @Oscar_Armstrong
      @Oscar_Armstrong 2 года назад +8

      I read the quote as a cynical, "you will never be able to answer these questions" type thing but I like how you've reinterpreted it as a positive in a way. :)

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 года назад +953

    “If the y-axis of this graph is a sense of purpose, and the x-axis is the course of a human lifetime, please explain this result’s significance.”
    I actually spat out my drink from laughing at that. It caught me so off guard.

    • @molegod8579
      @molegod8579 2 года назад +19

      aint you supposed to be testing? how did you get internet access dr brigth? where are the guards? someone call the guards!

    • @azrielshanks6465
      @azrielshanks6465 2 года назад +8

      It's doctor bright. Ah shit, here we go again

    • @twobyfour
      @twobyfour 2 года назад +3

      I need to screen shot this for future reference.

    • @elantris-2002
      @elantris-2002 2 года назад +5

      @marcoscolga24 yeah, that's what I was thinking, I rewinded again to look at the "graph" longer and thought welp, it actually makes sense lmao XD

    • @alexbrooks4819
      @alexbrooks4819 2 года назад +1

      Crap Dr Bright better go lock myself in a room with SCP 999

  • @shimanshiyam5527
    @shimanshiyam5527 2 года назад +854

    I used to rewatch “Meaning is a jumper you have to knit by yourself” over and over again every time I had a crisis. But now I keep coming back to this video, playing it on repeat. Your channel is such a gift!

    • @stratdaddy
      @stratdaddy 2 года назад +4

      I’m doing alrightish atm do you recommend watching that video or is it gonna fuck me up?

    • @keatodiet
      @keatodiet 2 года назад +7

      Look up “exurbia experiment A”

    • @SpaceBearClips
      @SpaceBearClips 2 года назад +3

      @@keatodiet just learned about it bro it’s crazy never seeing this guy the same again

    • @M1ndblast
      @M1ndblast 2 года назад +1

      @@SpaceBearClips Original comment was deleted. Whats going on?

    • @noctuabird
      @noctuabird Год назад +1

      @@M1ndblastthink it’s the pie allegations thing?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +3889

    So this "exam" is just a clever way at roasting destructive human behavior?
    First exam I'll get an A on.

    • @molegod8579
      @molegod8579 2 года назад +42

      How are you EVERYWHERE

    • @pretzelbird965
      @pretzelbird965 2 года назад +31

      @@molegod8579 he is gods backup

    • @alfiestephenson4434
      @alfiestephenson4434 2 года назад +7

      I’ve been following you since jojenkins’s video in the Bristol shopping centre, and I will not stop here

    • @Rbjorgen
      @Rbjorgen 2 года назад +25

      You are a Guy with many interests That colide with mine.

    • @IsturisMasaya
      @IsturisMasaya 2 года назад +4

      @@Rbjorgen He's everywhere

  •  2 года назад +268

    Psychologists laugh at the irony of understanding why they suffer, but not being able to do anything about it.

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  2 года назад +105

      That is just such, such a great line

    •  2 года назад +16

      @@Exurb1a thank you, I realized it last week when I met a suffering psychologist. Funny guy, I liked him.

    • @dryued6874
      @dryued6874 2 года назад +19

      "What's so funny?"
      "You wouldn't get it."

    • @watmick2821
      @watmick2821 2 года назад +2

      “Just read your notes bro”

    • @vaszgul736
      @vaszgul736 2 года назад +14

      Once my therapist taught me something so deep and profound she had to sit back and reexamine her own past mistakes and then was like "should I just start paying you"

  • @TheUglyLeague
    @TheUglyLeague 2 года назад +2462

    Hello Exurbia just wanted to maybe have you see that your book the prince of milk actually ended up making me comfortable repairing my relationship with my mother. Thank you

    • @jacobbrockett898
      @jacobbrockett898 2 года назад +85

      I’ve been reading the 5th science, I need to get prince of milk. I’ve got a bad relationship with my mother too. Please elaborate how this book helped that. Thank you.

    • @drcashmoney7507
      @drcashmoney7507 2 года назад +23

      @@jacobbrockett898 ah well theres things and stuff yknow. Highly recommended. Not something to be explained in a few short sentences

    • @tadiwanyamupanedengu8958
      @tadiwanyamupanedengu8958 2 года назад +7

      On the subject, is there a way to get the books shipped besides amazon because I can't be paying 50 bucks for shipping but I still want to hold off on kindle because I really want a physical copy

    • @TheUglyLeague
      @TheUglyLeague 2 года назад +30

      @@jacobbrockett898 For me it was the way in which two of the characters addressed failed parental relationships and it was actually the daughter that pointed out the expectations to be perfect placed on parents when they have a child. It just made me reexamine the way I felt about the job my mother did in raising me.

    • @marricksinon2057
      @marricksinon2057 2 года назад +4

      This is beautiful

  • @brianrice1523
    @brianrice1523 2 года назад +69

    Man this channel switches between comedy, cynicism, and cosmic terror

  • @karlwaugh30
    @karlwaugh30 2 года назад +433

    "merry" and "christmas" to you too exurb1a (& everyone else too... & all the pine cones too, not that they care)

    • @jermoclause3844
      @jermoclause3844 2 года назад +3

      "thank" you "random" "stranger on the "internet"

    • @pastplayclashofclans
      @pastplayclashofclans 2 года назад

      You too ....pine

    • @wawadu2117
      @wawadu2117 2 года назад

      'merry" Christmas to you too "pine" cone

    • @charcoal8
      @charcoal8 2 года назад +1

      I'm a pinecone I have no Christmas, pinecones don't have a Jesus-cone so I'll just lay on the ground and be ok with that. It's the way we roll, when the wind blows us

    • @morris9524
      @morris9524 2 года назад +1

      Is it bold of "me" to assume that there are "Jschlatt" influences at work here

  • @space7588
    @space7588 2 года назад +334

    You’re actually doing gods work. Putting the complexities of genuine human existence into bite sized bits for us to relate to. You are an artist, a poet, and a breath of fresh air. Thank you.

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  2 года назад +171

      I've always wanted to write to someone called Space. Thanks Space, I've got no answers on this side, but your words are ever so kind. Merry Christmas and much love

    • @Space-qo7ui
      @Space-qo7ui 2 года назад +14

      @@Exurb1a Space

    • @lordtachanka9375
      @lordtachanka9375 2 года назад +5

      @@Exurb1a Space (I am currently experiencing lack of autonomous thought)

  • @Unjustly_Confident
    @Unjustly_Confident 2 года назад +271

    Just when we needed him most

    • @totallycrayz
      @totallycrayz 2 года назад

      Indeed

    • @ToastyFresh1
      @ToastyFresh1 2 года назад +5

      Ah yes in the mood for another existential crisis through optimistic nihilism

    • @anthonycleveland1514
      @anthonycleveland1514 2 года назад

      He appeared

    • @muiram
      @muiram 2 года назад

      Yes, my fellow human being

    • @Levaaant
      @Levaaant 2 года назад

      @UCtNQSYv5_Vb10kGrSZh6j6w im sad.

  • @Bendocent
    @Bendocent 2 года назад +134

    Hi, exurb1a. In adavance, i'm not a native English speaker but I try to do my best to make misstakes as little as possible. But I needed to have said this. I was in a dark period (depressionn, in combination with my ADHD) for a long time. But your video's, somehow helped me out of it. And now Im feeling the best I have in a long time. You are a really Nice human being and I hope you inspire a lot more people like me! ❤️. I hope people (and especially you) see this message because you deserve to see this

    • @zaraczpospolity2455
      @zaraczpospolity2455 Год назад

      project a will change your perspective.i dont know if you are ready for the bomb, but he was and propably still is a really REALLY bad person. the fact that even after 2 years he still didnt respond to the allegations is wild

  • @arbabashraf1126
    @arbabashraf1126 2 года назад +368

    NEEDED HIM SO MUCH, FAILING THIS SEMESTER...NEEDED HIM

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One 2 года назад +5

      I'm not sure this video was quite what you needed. What the fuck do I know though?

    • @Redacted_Ruler
      @Redacted_Ruler 2 года назад +1

      I feel you.

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  2 года назад +65

      Massive, massive good luck wishes for the studies ahead - I'm sure you've got this one

    • @jackharper5642
      @jackharper5642 2 года назад +2

      @TommyGaming 🅥 bhkk teri maa ki

    • @poqrikhelix7150
      @poqrikhelix7150 2 года назад

      Good luck

  • @jynuko4318
    @jynuko4318 2 года назад +383

    Me at karaoke with friends: "have a holly jolly christmas"
    Also me: **crying at the eternal dread I feel as a human being rather than a pinecone while singing about the false happiness you should be feeling on a holiday made to sell expensive products under the justification that you should spend your hard earned money on people who are also suffering the same pain instead of everyone spending it on themselves to go to a therapist**

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  2 года назад +172

      *sheds solitary tear* It seems I am not the only one to celebrate Christmas in this fashion

    • @marksilla8276
      @marksilla8276 2 года назад +13

      Damn, I thought I was sad before reading this comment.

    • @dildowagins
      @dildowagins 2 года назад +11

      Just look at Christmas tree, decorations and lights! So pretty. No need to focus on anything else. Just be there and enjoy urself.

    • @leethejailer9195
      @leethejailer9195 2 года назад +5

      @@dildowagins those lights are but waves reflecting onto my eyes, that get processed by my brain which undergoes a chemical reaction that creates happiness, or dopamine. Happiness is fake and it is only used by us so we can continue to reproduce and continue this cycle of existential agony, being the slaves to our own DNA, not being able to be free. Even when dead.

    • @maxpanic3633
      @maxpanic3633 2 года назад +1

      ONE OF US !

  • @tenno3828
    @tenno3828 2 года назад +1204

    These are still arguably easier to answer and more relevant than actual GCSE questions

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 2 года назад +23

      Are they? You are an extremely wise and deep person, a very superficial being or someone with serious math deficiency.
      Or 1 and 3, and 2 and 3, but never 1 and 2.

    • @tenno3828
      @tenno3828 2 года назад +45

      @@Anankin12 or maybe you need to loosen up a little bit

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 2 года назад +44

      @@tenno3828 so you're 2 and 3 then

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 2 года назад +5

      @@Anankin12 wow, so you’re a 4? Very unique.

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 2 года назад +1

      @@feister2869 someone very idiotic but kind of good at math? Yes

  • @crashhappy7296
    @crashhappy7296 2 года назад +67

    I love this guy. He’s the only person who can make me roll with laughter and leave me depressed at the end of it.

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 2 года назад +364

    Depression Turtle knows exactly when to drop vids so they will crush the most people (after exam period)

    • @dr.blauerkraut
      @dr.blauerkraut 2 года назад +14

      he is very good at ''cruhsing people'' you know.

  • @ps9054
    @ps9054 2 года назад +276

    Dear Exurb1a, I just got two of your books for Christmas and haven't looked forward to reading as much in a very long time. Your work and the spark it lit has truly saved my life from being wasted. Thank you ever so much and merry Christmas

    • @cameronsongs
      @cameronsongs 2 года назад +2

      Respect P S, Exurbla da man

    • @exynth1a215
      @exynth1a215 2 года назад +6

      @@cameronsongs the stuff he apparently did (im tryna bypass a filter, sorry for being unspecific) are kinda gross, i feel you should "separate the art from the artist" and refer to his work more than himself

    • @talia2167
      @talia2167 2 года назад +14

      @@exynth1a215 okay but innocent until proven guilty. I'm not saying he is actually innocent but we weren't there, so we shouldn't jump to conclusions too quickly is all I'm trying to say

    • @exynth1a215
      @exynth1a215 2 года назад +9

      @@talia2167 not to be rude, but apparently the research was done ages ago (in internet time) and was proven by hired professionals and acknowledged by courts of law
      not that we should harass turtle guy, just that being suspicious is ok at this point

    • @determineddilettante
      @determineddilettante 2 года назад +1

      @@exynth1a215 hey, can you please explain to me what you guys are talking about? What did he do?

  • @NennysProkuktions
    @NennysProkuktions 2 года назад +216

    Mom: Timmy, if you could be anything when you grow up, what would it be?
    Timmy: It's complicated...

  • @YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat
    @YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat 2 года назад +11

    The video ended with an advertisment of an alcoholic beverage.
    The RUclips algorythm gets better every day

  • @joshmckenzie1458
    @joshmckenzie1458 2 года назад +91

    I love how the questions are structured like a gcse exam. They feel this difficult, truly.

  • @dominiktopolski7318
    @dominiktopolski7318 2 года назад +210

    I really like transitions between slides, it really helps the flow. I also hope exurb1a is doing ok.

    • @djordjeblaga7815
      @djordjeblaga7815 2 года назад +42

      He's rapidly switching between wanting to jump off a bridge and having achieved ultimate happiness, it's quite unsetteling.

    • @theonlywizardwashere
      @theonlywizardwashere 2 года назад +7

      @@djordjeblaga7815 yet very relatable i'd wager

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  2 года назад +104

      Cheers Dominik, and all fine on this side, promise

    • @dominiktopolski7318
      @dominiktopolski7318 2 года назад +6

      @@Exurb1a I won't worry only if you pinky promise. Happy holidays, keep up the good work.

    • @kcnl2522
      @kcnl2522 2 года назад +1

      @@Exurb1a just if you get those dark thoughts, and want to end it, please dont, we need you. I need you, you are like virgil to dante but im dante and im going through hell. Your work is helping millions

  • @goldmundchen
    @goldmundchen 2 года назад +383

    this is literally a piece of art, fucking genius.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 2 года назад +8

      as opposed to figuratively a piece of art?

    • @Cheerwine091
      @Cheerwine091 2 года назад

      Welcome to the channel.

    • @jonahcartland4005
      @jonahcartland4005 2 года назад +17

      He’s an abuser not a genius

    • @nelcorazs
      @nelcorazs 2 года назад +13

      @@jonahcartland4005 A man can be both

    • @backflipbro790
      @backflipbro790 2 года назад +11

      really don't want to ruin Exurb1a for you. I have a comment from a few months ago exactly like that and you're right. But if you look up Experiment A, you'll find things that'll change you view on him drastically. View at your discretion.

  • @dirtyduck6987
    @dirtyduck6987 2 года назад +10

    0:01 so first of all the answer is 7 Newtons. However the necessary information of a human head weighing around 5 kg was not given and that the train is moving at 300km/h is irrelevant. Also it's not meters per second but meters per second per second since it's acceleration not velocity and lastly 7 newtons is so little force that it would hardly even hurt considering that a usual punch is over 1000 Newtons of force

    • @phantomdergwulf
      @phantomdergwulf 2 года назад +1

      please study image 63 of the world not giving the slightest fuck

  • @SeenSven
    @SeenSven 2 года назад +369

    Loved the slide transitions :)
    Thanks you, I hope your doing fine and merry Christmas

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 2 года назад +8

      @@minimushrom *He* probably is. *She* probably isn’t

    • @meesvanreisen157
      @meesvanreisen157 2 года назад +2

      @@minimushrom wow it must be hard for you that other people have problems in their lives and don’t always live up to your expectations

    • @grey_f98
      @grey_f98 2 года назад +2

      @Karambamamba it's his personal life, it's none of our business and I don't watch his videos for his personality, how do you even know this about a guy who's real name is unknown?

    • @SS-th7hc
      @SS-th7hc 2 года назад +3

      @@minimushrom Its okay to like someone's work without liking them.

    • @grey_f98
      @grey_f98 2 года назад

      @@minimushrom I took the time in between the last comment I made and this comment to go research on what actually happened, after being informed on this I had a change of opinion so I came back to write a new comment, and I feel especially bad because the victim was autistic
      edit: but to add, this still changes nothing, I just watch videos with ad block on, I have no power to influence the situation neither do I particularly care about exurb1a the person to do anything to him; in the end its up to the dutch court to determine the truth but the accuser has accused the dutch government of forgery crazily enough, which makes me believe most important of all the accuser needs therapy for her trauma

  • @Jennysarchival
    @Jennysarchival 2 года назад +383

    Here we are once again with exurb1a passive aggressively making us realize how stupid we are as human beings. Anyway, I will now sleep instead of thinking about this issue because I would rather distract myself from the issue than face it :D

    • @SatanAzerath
      @SatanAzerath 2 года назад +3

      If a tree falls, and no one is around to hear it, was there ever a forest in the first place?

    • @SatanAzerath
      @SatanAzerath 2 года назад

      @person Oh good, someone with answers. Tell me more.

    • @unliving_ball_of_gas
      @unliving_ball_of_gas 2 года назад +2

      @person I'm always better in the middle of an exam week, the night where I've got a test tomorrow and have studied and have nothing else to do. Somehow on 11:00 pm, 5th December 2021, I feel..happier sitting at the sofa staring at the blank tv screen with a glass of milk in my hand than I am while on vacation. Because at that time, I know that I'm gonna face a test, but I also know that it's gonna be over soon. And the holidays will start. Like, nothing can get worse and even if they do, i don't care and I'm gonna finish this cup of milk. But on vacation, I keep thinking how it'll be over and Imma be back to school instead of enjoying the day.

    • @thisguyispeculiar
      @thisguyispeculiar 2 года назад +1

      :D

  • @Iyoted_Murzim
    @Iyoted_Murzim 2 года назад +58

    Dude, this guy gives me an existential crisis every time I watch his videos, WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING HIM AND LOVE HIS VIDEOS SO MUCH??

    • @matheuswohl
      @matheuswohl 2 года назад +14

      “just smart enough to recognize its fuckups, but not smart enough to stop fucking up”

    • @useless_name
      @useless_name 2 года назад +1

      catharsis

    • @vladimirlenin843
      @vladimirlenin843 2 года назад

      Because turtle funny

  • @malena3419
    @malena3419 2 года назад +6

    the writing of this episode is absolutelly brilliant.

  • @ronanmurphy98
    @ronanmurphy98 2 года назад +440

    We have hundreds of pinecones around the house as Christmas decorations, and I was thinking a few hours ago how strange they are. Pleased to know exurb1a echoes these thoughts.

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  2 года назад +129

      They ARE weird, no?

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 2 года назад +11

      @@Exurb1a why are they a cone?
      Why not a pine square? or a pine circle?

    • @Brave_Sir_Robin
      @Brave_Sir_Robin 2 года назад +1

      @@daanstrik4293 cause

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  2 года назад +36

      @@daanstrik4293 *shudders* www.pinterest.cl/pin/396527942161465034/

    • @olorin4317
      @olorin4317 2 года назад +12

      @@Exurb1a Don't get me started. I've been in a "tongues are so weird" wormhole for a week.

  • @samuelwikstrom7721
    @samuelwikstrom7721 2 года назад +194

    You know, similarly, I wrote about how consciousness was overrated for an English AP, and later went on to describe how being a dog was a superior mode if existence. Pizza was also involved in the argument. I got a 3 on that exam.

  • @lonagen9340
    @lonagen9340 2 года назад +238

    This sounds like it was written by someone with depression, or at least a sense of nihilism not shared by most people. So entirely on brand for an Exurb1a video

    • @banditodwardo4028
      @banditodwardo4028 2 года назад +3

      why do you say its not shared by most people? have you taken some kind of pole? oh no, wait, you must be one of those people that everything works out for, who had a wonderful childhood, who isn't living in the time of covid and online dating, who is happily married (i said happily married...) and understands everything about....oh wait you probably only worry about which detergent gets your clothes softer, did you figure it out?

    • @oakinwol
      @oakinwol 2 года назад +23

      @@banditodwardo4028 interestingly enough this particular brand of nihilism is not particularly common among people under severe conditions of basic need uncertainty. It's moreso people who have just enough going right in their life that the things that didn't go right are really depressing, because there is seemingly this hope that somehow it all could have gone right

    • @dmn4163
      @dmn4163 2 года назад +8

      @@banditodwardo4028 isn't everyone who is alive right now living in the "time of covid and online dating"? Wtf does that even mean

    • @banditodwardo4028
      @banditodwardo4028 2 года назад +1

      @@dmn4163 let me guess, your like 20 years old? i was born in 1984, ya see, back then, we jerked off manually.....lmao......its all in the context, what year you were born, and not just only where you see yourself headed in life, but where life and society itself is taking us. If you have had no sense of the existential dread that has permeated in so many people lives and in there heads, i would call you one of the lucky ones, for now. Who knows, maybe everything will work out just fine for everyone in this here human race. and what's so humane about humanity, have you no eyes to see with? Those who are most depressed, this has been proven, have the most accurate take on what is happening in every day life. Those with generally positive outtakes on life, are the ones not paying attention. That all being said, people should unplug from the wave of shit, and be happy however and wherever you find the ability to be.

    • @banditodwardo4028
      @banditodwardo4028 2 года назад +3

      @@oakinwol i disagree, this is kind of like the starving kids in africa argument. it was always a bulllshit argument....but the other part, i get what your saying.....also, people who are unhappy with there lives, have every right to say something about it. this video is like a therapuetic exercise for those in that boat, which is alot of people. This video is about losing touch, not finding love, feeling desperate at times, and wondering why life is like this. no branding needed, i can relate. you do know this guy majored in philosophy right?

  • @EggBear
    @EggBear Год назад +9

    This video soothed my ADHD like nothing else. I laughed until I wore myself out. My goodness the stress relief from this was epic. Thanks Legend 👏

  • @PieMastyr
    @PieMastyr 2 года назад +70

    Having just finished exams, this hits hard. Especially since I'm more prepared for this than i was for any of the others.

  • @ibrahim_öztürk_youtube
    @ibrahim_öztürk_youtube 2 года назад +63

    Intersection part is going to have me thinking, crying, day-dreaming and miserably drunk texting her for the next week. Thank you exurb1a.

    • @TwskiTV
      @TwskiTV 2 года назад +7

      keep us updated on how it goes

    • @lastminutewonder9602
      @lastminutewonder9602 2 года назад +1

      Support 😊

    • @V1ctoria00
      @V1ctoria00 2 года назад +1

      Make sure you send this video first and foremost. Maybe they feel the same.

    • @menglongyouk167
      @menglongyouk167 2 года назад

      *pat pat* :")

  • @louisstraw3721
    @louisstraw3721 2 года назад +20

    Exerb1a genuinely breaks my soul everytime I see him upload. Because on one had I'm going to experience some emotional shit for the first time in weeks after the girl I love left me and my entire family got covid and on the other, I'm going to hear the sultry voice of a middle-aged man telling me a metaphorical story presented through a Exam representing the curse of the human condition somehow condensed down into the timeframe needed to eat a cheese toasty and skull a bottle of happy juice.

  • @han-sw1fq
    @han-sw1fq 11 месяцев назад +1

    it hit me that “be a pine cone” is a lot like “just be a rock” from everything everywhere all at once

  • @enzosscience6229
    @enzosscience6229 2 года назад +50

    That pinecone one really said “Ignorance is bliss.”

    • @abyssaljam441
      @abyssaljam441 2 года назад +3

      And someone with a lot of ignorance I can heavily realte to pinecones

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 2 года назад

      Ignorance is only bliss if you don't know you're ignorant. or have realised that life has no purpose, and can be enjoyed without having a purpose.

    • @enzosscience6229
      @enzosscience6229 2 года назад

      @@ipadair7345 I guess your right

  • @lewisleslie2821
    @lewisleslie2821 2 года назад +7

    I have never heard such a relatable and deeply human monologue. “A brain smart enough to recognise its fuck-ups, but not smart enough to stop fucking up.” As ever sir, you inspire introspection.

  • @EakDaFreak69
    @EakDaFreak69 2 года назад +6

    Hey. Cant wait to watch this. I love you man. I hope you have a peaceful and joyful holiday season.

  • @fuggully
    @fuggully 2 года назад +6

    This guy is a gem, I've never been enlightened and laugh at the same time, not until this guy appears

  • @lucydepooter3500
    @lucydepooter3500 2 года назад +18

    Not sure if this was what was intended to be taken away, but I see this as "no matter how badly I fuck up, I'm still just as human as everyone else."

  • @samworrall6789
    @samworrall6789 2 года назад +87

    I’ve been pretty happy recently, and I think the secret is gratitude. I’ve tried to be more conscious of things I’m grateful for, like that I’m alive at the time of the best standards of living in human history, or even that I’m alive at all and can experience the world, or that I was born after the advent of the internet and therefore have access to all the knowledge humans have ever written down. Obviously just because this is working for me doesn’t mean it will forever or that it will for everyone. But I’m happy and if someone reads this and tries it and it works, let me know! I hope it does help.

    • @kholozondi9904
      @kholozondi9904 2 года назад +7

      Good on you mate

    • @Youchubeswindon
      @Youchubeswindon 2 года назад +7

      Snap. I used to be anxious that I wouldn't be here to listen to the last piece of information humans learnt. However Stoicism and Deep Meditation have made me realise its enough being happy for what I can know.

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 2 года назад +5

      I'm happy, because it's better than being sadge,
      I'm happy because I get to experience ( even if life is an illusion, or a dream) it seems to be a dream ought to be experienced,
      I'm happy because I get to experience even for a little while

    • @hybridxg2204
      @hybridxg2204 2 года назад +1

      Lacan

    • @manouk691
      @manouk691 2 года назад +3

      Also, have you tried the paleo diet? I've been pretty happy recently, and I think the secret is the paleo diet.

  • @Paul-A01
    @Paul-A01 2 года назад +16

    Sounds like that's a "No, I haven't tried not being sad." You should give it a try.

  • @cheerfullymorbid3286
    @cheerfullymorbid3286 2 года назад +2

    screen recorded this and rewatched it before the last series of mocks, several times in my final art exams, and before my final gcse exam series. very cathartic, thank you very much. i think an extra layer of relatability is added due to the fact that i did not revise for any of my mocks, didn't get the results i wanted, and then continued to not revise for my final exams. i wish i was a pinecone

  • @lokin42
    @lokin42 2 года назад +17

    Distancing myself enough makes these things almost comical, so I try learning to love us for being like this. That and an occasional hug from someone helps a lot. Happy holidays :*

  • @derpidius6306
    @derpidius6306 2 года назад +23

    2:19 all the depression in the comment section aside, alot of points like this one are very good introspections that really do make us stop and consider why we do the things we do, and it's those brief moments of clarity that can be the line that stops us from doing something really stupid. I really appreciate the work you put into this channel, its being asked those 'why' questions that keep me tuned, keep up the work dude

  • @a.k.3943
    @a.k.3943 2 года назад +14

    Exactly what I needed this evening. Thank you for uploading! 🌟

  • @Phoenix-ov5gg
    @Phoenix-ov5gg 2 года назад +18

    Man, I love this guy's videos, they resonate so well with me. I often suffer from existential crisies, especially since I live in a foreign country away from friends and family and my university has been under lockdown for a year and a half with all lectures distance via zoom. So naturally I spend a lot of time by myself, too much. I have literally had so many thoughts that parallel the author's, even the video about going back in time and how I could use my knowledge of the present to advantage myself in the past. It was pretty crushing to hear that the Authors mental state is only partially reflected in his videos, and that he portrays himself as someone who has found contentment in nihilism which is clearly not the case. I too have been driven insane by the nihilism of the universe combined with this stupid lockdown and turned to alcohol and done many things I have regretted. But I have never done anything as bad as is alleged against the author of this video thankfully. It kinda kills all the positive messages and conclusions the author reaches when it's clear he doesn't believe in them himself.

    • @Mr.V.
      @Mr.V. 2 года назад +2

      Check for excurbia allegations. He has a rape case on him.

    • @Phoenix-ov5gg
      @Phoenix-ov5gg 2 года назад +1

      @@Mr.V. I guess you didn't read my whole comment

    • @ahmedisl8
      @ahmedisl8 2 года назад +5

      I really enjoyed and benefited from this guy's content too, but when there are such serious allegations I cannot just turn a blind eye. Says alot about your perception of an online person and how it can conceal what they truly are

    • @Phoenix-ov5gg
      @Phoenix-ov5gg 2 года назад

      @@ahmedisl8 IKR.

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 2 года назад +10

      @@ahmedisl8 don't let accusations change your perception of someone until those accusations have been proven true. which they haven't.

  • @Alexis-sj1mc
    @Alexis-sj1mc 2 года назад +5

    I always appreciate exurb1a's dose of existentialism. Each video alters how I see the world for the better. It gives me a reason to just sit in silence for a bit and simply think about my place in the universe.

  • @theshadow5055
    @theshadow5055 2 года назад +11

    Glad to hear you’re doing well and in your head as always

  • @Σκιά-γ2ι
    @Σκιά-γ2ι 2 года назад +9

    We need alternate versions of Exurba1 from all over the world like that one charlie meme, this channel made a huge impact on my usage of English that i even use it more than my own language. i hope there's similar channels out there but for other languages just so we can get better wordplay.

  • @mzv2896
    @mzv2896 2 года назад +3

    This is an emotional rollercoaster filled with mixed emotions, and i hate that i love it

  • @capedbaldy2
    @capedbaldy2 2 года назад +39

    I don't know if you are curing my depression or giving me more.

    • @EdwardTeam4EverBaby
      @EdwardTeam4EverBaby 2 года назад +1

      @@sbef man I laughed out loud

    • @AnEvolvingApe
      @AnEvolvingApe 2 года назад

      I read recently that your best option is to go for a run. Then you'll know your physical health is worse than your mental health.

  • @VrishinJ
    @VrishinJ 2 года назад +21

    "If one gets 100% on this test, it is evidence that they have achieved true enlightenment."
    -exurb1a

  • @calcampbell4903
    @calcampbell4903 2 года назад +19

    Already turned myself into a pinecone, and have realized that having no experience of the world is actually alot more like depression than happiness and when I'm a pinecone I can't make other people laugh

  • @pumpkingamebox
    @pumpkingamebox 2 года назад +3

    “Misery is maybe the only thing that when shared, the sum of it ends up being less” - Why We Might Be Alone, Pursuit of Wonder.

  • @nomadbynature8811
    @nomadbynature8811 2 года назад +5

    Always makes my day to see Exurbia on my feed.

  • @Schwact
    @Schwact 2 года назад +104

    Hey man I wrote you a poem:
    The question asked has no answer you see
    It roams the mountains among the trees
    It wades in the rivers where the fish swim free
    It is in the pattern among the falling leaves
    You'll find it in a mothers warm embrace
    The stone gaze of a fathers protecting face
    A farmers strong hand
    The power of a wedding band
    No, I don't mis speak
    It is not something you can seek
    It's found in the friend you call brother
    And the woman just named a mother
    The questions answer is not something you see
    Its the answer to life and it's not so deep
    Let yourself stop asking and just look around
    Work together and soon it will be found

  • @willc8983
    @willc8983 2 года назад +5

    Wrong day to be called Will heh, felt like you reached through the void to hand deliver that very personalised gut punch @2:40 ... thanks :')

  • @Guetzli_
    @Guetzli_ 2 года назад +3

    Can we appreciate that the hands in "the hug we desperately wish we could ask for but have convinced ourselves that the pain of existence must be carried alone on our backs" are correct?

  • @20firebird
    @20firebird 2 года назад +22

    the pinecone doesn't get to have friends and good food and enjoy rainy days, though. the pinecone doesn't know how cool a pigeon is or how a robin disappears at dusk or how sparrows pull their wings in when they fly and bob up-and-down, up-and-down. the pinecone will never understand how it feels to make someone laugh or see them react to an unexpected christmas gift or have a meaningful discussion about something you both care about. pinecones don't know what suffering is, but they don't know what joy is, either.

    • @kholozondi9904
      @kholozondi9904 2 года назад

      True. It is a trade. But I feel it's a worth while one. Because, depending on your particular cocktail of life, there can be a hard cap on how much joy or suffering you will feel.
      And that's a choice none of us get to make for ourselves

    • @28peaches89
      @28peaches89 2 года назад

      the pine cone is not a pine cone

  • @AS-bc8fg
    @AS-bc8fg 2 года назад +38

    Life is basically like an exam
    Some people argue over whether the answer is 2.1 or 2.2 while I get Africa

  • @a.b5301
    @a.b5301 2 года назад +4

    Always feels good to see notification from this channel

  • @ahrenl6037
    @ahrenl6037 2 года назад +1

    this is honestly one of my favorite videos of all time

  • @loremipsum980
    @loremipsum980 2 года назад +116

    For some reason... this vid makes me feel really guilty for all the past years of me closing myself off to the world and sabotaging everything about myself and gives me motivation (finally!) to stop doing that and become better and kinder to myself, as well as others.
    Thank you, wise Turtle God for calling out my human bullsh*t :)

    • @abou5305
      @abou5305 2 года назад +4

      Whenever u feel unmotivated again, remember u made and believed in this comment

    • @exynth1a215
      @exynth1a215 2 года назад +8

      don't think you should call him a turtle god considering the uh... stuff he's done (theres a filter i think, i can't be too specific)

    • @luftwaffle3766
      @luftwaffle3766 2 года назад +4

      @@exynth1a215 See? He’s so powerful he can silence all our enemies! Praise The Turtle!

    • @exynth1a215
      @exynth1a215 2 года назад +10

      @@luftwaffle3766 it's r*pe and emotional manipulation that is being silenced

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 2 года назад +2

      @@luftwaffle3766 Bro... Lmao

  • @Charles37400
    @Charles37400 2 года назад +7

    Man you know exactly how to perfectly encapsulate everything I've felt for the last 6 years

  • @Baliktusz
    @Baliktusz 2 года назад +7

    Damn you exurb1a, why'd you have to make me tear up by the end of all your damn videos?
    Don't stop it.

    • @trudipper8055
      @trudipper8055 2 года назад

      i think you'll also be tearing up when you realise that he raped and mentally abused an autistic woman by the name of Pieke Roelofs. Documentation of which can be found on youtube or via google search

    • @gargeebanerjee2333
      @gargeebanerjee2333 2 года назад

      @@trudipper8055 not proved

    • @trudipper8055
      @trudipper8055 2 года назад

      @@gargeebanerjee2333 what do you mean it's not proven? There's literally extensive evidence. Do you want me to send you a playlist?

  • @StartSelectProgress
    @StartSelectProgress 2 года назад +1

    This is one of few RUclips videos I actually rewatch

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 2 года назад +7

    I turned myself into a pinecone Morty! I’m *eternally carefree and unconcerned with the anguish of existing.*

  • @ButterInEveryOrifice
    @ButterInEveryOrifice 2 года назад +5

    This comes out right close to the end of the hardest month I've had in a very long time. I can't tell whether this helps or just reminds me of what I'm trying to forget.

  • @xeranok
    @xeranok 2 года назад +8

    I was genuinely searching for your channel and fate smiled upon me when I got this notification.

  • @mekafinchi
    @mekafinchi 2 года назад +2

    The pinecone (the specific one depicted, not all of them) feels only endless suffering, but, having no way to express this, does not give off such an impression.

  • @NateTheKang
    @NateTheKang 2 года назад +78

    "And if happiness is the answer, please show your working" Gonna get that tattooed on my ass for real. Merry Chrysler everyone!

  • @thegeorgiacreekwalker491
    @thegeorgiacreekwalker491 2 года назад +6

    “Have you tried not being sad?”…i’ve tried Bro but I count my blessings, thanks for the upload, Merry Christmas And Happy New Year 👊🎄

  • @LiquidFlowJam
    @LiquidFlowJam 2 года назад +4

    Never fail to put a smile on my face, thanks exurb1a. I hope you're keeping well

  • @jettnash5217
    @jettnash5217 2 года назад +1

    Starting each question with the last word used on the previous question always makes me smile

  • @cecotarnafov1488
    @cecotarnafov1488 2 года назад +10

    You're either opening up more than usual, or have started losing it mate. Funny enough, I find comfort in the fact that most of us can relate to all of that. Whereas a pine cone couldn't. Don't mind me though, I'm pulling a Rachel right now. Keep it up! Наздраве!

  • @huntedexp8142
    @huntedexp8142 2 года назад +4

    Tonight, christmas eve, bordering on christmas morning, I was on the verge of having a mental breakdown. and knowing full well all of your videos are existentialist and terrifying and often make me question reality, I chose to watch it anyway.
    and for some ungodly reason, it didn't push me over the edge, and now I feel pretty chill about the whole existence thing.
    like seeing so many people in the comments agreeing over how generally better it would be to be a pinecone, is weirdly soothing.
    oh except this line “A brain just smart enough to recognize its fuck ups but not smart enough to stop fucking up”
    that one slapped me into the next day. (mostly because it's around midnight, but w/e)
    merry Christmas or something I guess

    • @dylan10011998
      @dylan10011998 2 года назад

      Tonight is not Christmas Eve and tomorrow is not Christmas lmao, you have another day to panic :)

    • @emamezihorakova9399
      @emamezihorakova9399 2 года назад +1

      @@dylan10011998 some countries celebrate christmas on the 24 and not the 25. Also time difference is a thing

    • @huntedexp8142
      @huntedexp8142 2 года назад

      @@dylan10011998 nah man, timezones, it's ALREADY PAST CHRISTMAS where I am, (the 26th) presuming your somewhere upwards in the world from where I am, (not hard to do)
      So I bear a message from the future,
      "Merry Christmas" (because its a pretty good time for me) if at a guess its probably Christmas eve or Christmas day for you. so enjoy lol

    • @huntedexp8142
      @huntedexp8142 2 года назад

      @@emamezihorakova9399 in this case its time difference, but yeah I learned literally just the other day that a whole bunch of counties celebrate on the 24th. that's wild to me haha

    • @SunnySzetoSz2000
      @SunnySzetoSz2000 2 года назад

      I think this video is trying to tell people don't take every thing too seriously. Enjoy the life.

  • @Broski1214
    @Broski1214 2 года назад +4

    Great, now everytime I see a pinecone I'll get an existential crisis knowing it's probably doing better than me...

  • @botibencsik3118
    @botibencsik3118 2 года назад +1

    I love these videos so much. I truly feel that if great philosophers exist now. THIS is what they would be doing, even though it’s humorous, that never hurt anyones way of life.

  • @adebleswordfish
    @adebleswordfish 2 года назад +40

    It’s strange, some of us have become so aware we have to imagine being a pine cone to subside the existential terror.

  • @knotsgaming3653
    @knotsgaming3653 2 года назад +7

    Acceptance, accepting things for the way they are and choosing to live in the moment. I say this, as I probably will neglect to do it myself, but hey, we're confusing little apes aren't we?

  • @HoorenSalazar_01
    @HoorenSalazar_01 Год назад +4

    Truly, I just wanted to say... Just how are you so amazing. As you've talked about, in your videos, I'm one of those people who have seen the dark abyss of their lives and who find it hard to unsee it now, to finally escape from that place of ultimate grief and chaos. And no one, no one ever has convinced me to look for life again just like you've. I'm not saying that I've healed but seeing you I realize exactly what kind of person you're. I thought I was alone in this but here you're. The person who knows, who knows about the abyss and the emptiness, who knows everything and who has answers as to why we should get out of it nd live the real world. I don't know if you'd even read this or not but just know that just this piece of knowledge that there is someone like you in this world, who knows and understands exactly what I feel, who has answers and the kind of intelligence that's not easy to find, just knowing this fact that such a person exist is a kind of hope for me. I feel like as long as there're people like you who understand, who r intelligent enough, life's still worth living. As long as I haven't seen everyone in the world who is that much remarkable, or been to all the beautiful places or experienced all the great moments, life's still worth living. Not that am trying to live just yet , but I have found a bit of hope, something I thought I'd never find. So, thankyou so much for existing and just know that the knowledge of someone like you existing is giving hope to me.. May God bless you❤

  • @sins5409
    @sins5409 2 года назад +1

    Been watching your videos for a while now. Literally get so excited when somthing new is realised. Thanks for putting ridiculous amounts of effort in to make a little master piece each month or so 🙌

  • @jessicameggan3885
    @jessicameggan3885 2 года назад +6

    Another masterpiece from exurb1a. And if you guys find happiness for the year 2022 please show your working, I need it:')

  • @balladin9200
    @balladin9200 2 года назад +37

    Teacher: “this is what we’ll do on the test”
    The test:
    Hold up, you learn this exam by dying and being reborn over and over. Or you just cheat and watch alot of pick up artist tips and tricks.

  • @teajart
    @teajart 2 года назад +10

    I have the strangest feeling this one is extremely personal

    • @irena1222
      @irena1222 2 года назад +1

      Who knows, might be connected to the allegations against him...

    • @teajart
      @teajart 2 года назад

      @@irena1222 Irena

    • @dudeman7583
      @dudeman7583 2 года назад +1

      @@irena1222 youre the only one in this comment section ive found who brought it up, wish more people knew

  • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
    @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 Год назад +1

    This is everyone when a test has multiple choice question and they're see only one right answer