You've Been Playing Victoria 2 Wrong

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @AlextheRambler
    @AlextheRambler 5 лет назад +4984

    Can I pay you to teach me Victoria 2? I'd pay in hair but that's not really an option

    • @jackscot7697
      @jackscot7697 5 лет назад +87

      Alex The Rambler! Make more Minecraft 💰🤩💰

    • @caesar_19
      @caesar_19 5 лет назад +220

      Tell ISP to play Banat

    • @zerodelgato3842
      @zerodelgato3842 5 лет назад +32

      Y'all should do a vs game on Vic 2 as OPMs.

    • @valvo_5732
      @valvo_5732 5 лет назад +9

      Hahahahah
      You don't have hair

    • @kekblood509
      @kekblood509 5 лет назад +16

      just dress as the giddy aunt and pretend to be his aunt

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 лет назад +3199

    He did Afghanistan, we're coming closer to Banat

    • @NotVeryRandomDude
      @NotVeryRandomDude 5 лет назад +12

      Avery the Cuban-American *Bali

    • @donquesewilliamswilliams3497
      @donquesewilliamswilliams3497 5 лет назад +47

      next is krakow

    • @thegoober3896
      @thegoober3896 5 лет назад +5

      Yep you're everywhere

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang 5 лет назад +12

      @@NotVeryRandomDude Bali World Conquest challenge at 501k subs.
      Show them the dank power of weaponized beach Hinduism.
      #BaliAt501kSubs

    • @Stormvermin-bx1lh
      @Stormvermin-bx1lh 5 лет назад +18

      Banat, that is in Romania. The only reason I know that is because I am a romanian.

  • @FernandoSegovia701
    @FernandoSegovia701 5 лет назад +2901

    the people demands Banat for 500k

  • @geordiepunchingahorse423
    @geordiepunchingahorse423 3 года назад +515

    If ISP controlled Afghanistan in 2021, the Taliban would have lost

    • @NBrixH
      @NBrixH 3 года назад +67

      Either that, or he would have somehow made them become a Liberal Communist Monarchy

    • @airborneofficer2640
      @airborneofficer2640 3 года назад +18

      “Hopefully someone will come save me, they probably will just leave me to die” oh the foreshadowing

    • @mecharobby
      @mecharobby 3 года назад +3

      I feel like that liberal communist monarchy might have really happen if he was in control.

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 3 года назад +3

      @@mecharobby there's actually a modifier in Vic 2 called "Political Confusion"

    • @mecharobby
      @mecharobby 3 года назад +1

      @@sharkronical didnt know that thanks for the info

  • @eden4279
    @eden4279 5 лет назад +813

    You sounded as alive as afghanistan during it's 200th civil war

    • @walid7084
      @walid7084 4 года назад +1

      i know its been 8 months but i kust say it is not 200 covil wars, it is just one single civil war

    • @keanunmoskaluk3518
      @keanunmoskaluk3518 4 года назад +23

      Jaim Rajin 1 really long civil war eh? Been going on since before the colonial era?

    • @josephstalin9046
      @josephstalin9046 3 года назад +1

      Taliban in 2021: double the wars

  • @SlyMarb0o
    @SlyMarb0o 5 лет назад +2001

    Poland-Lithuania on 501k subscribers, challange ISP to battle for the best youtuber ever

    • @egg-vf6st
      @egg-vf6st 5 лет назад +19

      *Poland-Lithuania

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 5 лет назад +6

      Polish Lithuania*

    • @kajus1402
      @kajus1402 5 лет назад +29

      As Lithuania, released by Prussia ofcourse.

    • @SuperCrow02
      @SuperCrow02 5 лет назад +24

      @@kajus1402 Krakow dulf

    • @kaliorexi4807
      @kaliorexi4807 5 лет назад +4

      banat first tho

  • @nathanhitchen4485
    @nathanhitchen4485 5 лет назад +1717

    I love how depressed he sounds

    • @Teno2001
      @Teno2001 5 лет назад +51

      #Metoo

    • @Aigavlov
      @Aigavlov 5 лет назад +92

      He's not ISorrowProduction for nothing !

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 5 лет назад +41

      @Sightless_Seeker depends on how close to Moscow i live

    • @michaelts273
      @michaelts273 5 лет назад +28

      Every episode, he sounds more and more like he wants to inhale powdered cyanide.

    • @Wheelcha1r
      @Wheelcha1r 5 лет назад +14

      You should check out his older videos then

  • @adamhilt1984
    @adamhilt1984 5 лет назад +1788

    You can play any game wrong if you don’t play as Banat. #BanatAt500k

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 лет назад +330

    Vic 2 community: **Set all taxes to maximum**
    Also Vic 2 community: **Rage at all the rebellions**

    • @Кайо-н4в
      @Кайо-н4в 5 лет назад +54

      I can set those fucking taxes to 0% and still get rebels just from being anything other than comunist

    • @KitsuneRogue
      @KitsuneRogue 5 лет назад +118

      Well, you see, in Vic2 the populace serve but two purposes; to be taxed, and to die fighting my wars.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 5 лет назад +56

      @@KitsuneRogue And to rebel constantly.

    • @youwilldie8835
      @youwilldie8835 5 лет назад +27

      Literally one time no one in My country payed taxes and I had the elected party in power yet I still had 6 militancy

    • @scepticsquirrel
      @scepticsquirrel 5 лет назад

      @@youwilldie8835 How did you fund your army? Via high tariffs?

  • @HolyShitNew
    @HolyShitNew 3 года назад +12

    thanks youtube for bringing me back here now

  • @denzo_420
    @denzo_420 5 лет назад +618

    Banat! Banat! we have to make ISP suffer lmao

    • @wesleyesq7306
      @wesleyesq7306 5 лет назад +7

      @ ISP will suffer for not enjoying playing as banat before isorrowproductions

  • @tupacinbosnia1255
    @tupacinbosnia1255 5 лет назад +193

    "Our economies alittle weird, some days we're making money, some days we're not, OH IT JUST CRASHED"
    -Greece wants to know your location

    • @BlueBird-wb6kb
      @BlueBird-wb6kb 5 лет назад +14

      If Greece hd their rightful land in Thrace and Anatolia then they wouldn't be In a financial crisis .. Constantinople would generate so much $$$

    • @alioshax7797
      @alioshax7797 5 лет назад +12

      @@BlueBird-wb6kb "Rightfull" ? You lost the city 566 years ago...
      I'm no Turkish, I don't support Erdoan policy, but if people still claims territories lost 5 centuries ago, then the world is gonna face another world war...
      Furthermore, actual Greece is not the Byzantine Empire (or eastern roman empire). Sure, it's one of its heirs, but not the only one. Would you say that Italy and the Roman Empire are the same thing ? Then Italy could claim all Europe, North Africa and Near East...

    • @perkele2040
      @perkele2040 4 года назад +15

      @@alioshax7797 I mean a lot of Anatolia and Thrace was ethnically Greek until well the Turks decided to... "cleanse the non Turks." Even after ww1 Greece was given Thrace, Constantinople and Izmir as they were heavily Greek but lost it during the Greco-Turkish war.

    • @alioshax7797
      @alioshax7797 4 года назад +8

      @@perkele2040 the Thrace was indeed given to Greece, but not Constantinople, and not Izmir neither. You should check your Sèvres treaty (1920, near Paris)
      Constantinople is demilitarized, the detroits fall under international autority, while the Greek army took Izmir during the Greeko-Turkish War, then lost it later with the treaty of Lausanne (Swizerland)
      I'm not here to say who's right and who's wrong, but I mean, Turks of Greece and Greeks of Turks have been "exchanged" (in a terrible way). I mean, there is now two independant, developped countries, it should be time to move one, you don't think ? Both Turks and Greeks should stop this little game of "this is mine" "no, it's mine"

    • @perkele2040
      @perkele2040 4 года назад +1

      @@alioshax7797 they should but they won't, that the thing about history so long as something happened, someone will remember. Especially since Turkey denies a lot of the atrocities it did to Greeks and other ethnic minorities, Greece will always have distain for Turkey, and then in recent history when Turkey invaded Cyprus, a country a majority greek which they then turkified the hell out of it.
      Greece and Turkey will always be at odds with each other, just because of historical reasons, but they aren't the worse as they are both part of NATO and are probably the biggest Frenemies probably leaning more towards enemies than friends but still.

  • @ties8056
    @ties8056 5 лет назад +272

    Never expected to see afghan forces fight small groups of Americans in an invasion of America..

    • @Wiggyam
      @Wiggyam 5 лет назад +36

      Reverse Uno card

    • @thecannedbean9635
      @thecannedbean9635 4 года назад +20

      It was beautiful watching the west crumble from the night of the AFGHANS

    • @mauterra1837
      @mauterra1837 3 года назад +1

      @@thecannedbean9635 oh no guys watch out the edge lord is here

    • @Vintage_Zero
      @Vintage_Zero 3 года назад +2

      @@mauterra1837 uhhh

  • @parkedcar3411
    @parkedcar3411 3 года назад +24

    This came into my recommended at a weird time

  • @freyawion5337
    @freyawion5337 3 года назад +14

    Ah, so that's why RUclips suddenly recommended this video.

  • @jamessalmon5109
    @jamessalmon5109 4 года назад +17

    I love playing as Afghanistan. Currying favor between the great powers, trying to survive the great game, and modernizing into a secular state, are some of the most interesting things to do in vic 2

  • @ozzyx2347
    @ozzyx2347 3 года назад +12

    im happy the algorithm gave me this during all this

  • @ruansmera3866
    @ruansmera3866 3 года назад +20

    Aged like fine wine

  • @folavin
    @folavin 3 года назад +7

    Thanks!

  • @noveseth2863
    @noveseth2863 3 года назад +9

    'Defunding' the army to make some money gives me some deja vu... I wonder where...

  • @dav7585
    @dav7585 5 лет назад +185

    Banat is a world power and ISP will play it... change my mind

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 5 лет назад +456

    Pretty sure the only true way to play it is as Banat

  • @doctordoggo8604
    @doctordoggo8604 3 года назад +9

    How topical for me to get this now

  • @philthephilosopher9235
    @philthephilosopher9235 3 года назад +12

    This video aged like fine wine.

  • @SkepCakes
    @SkepCakes 3 года назад +16

    Maybe the former Afghan government could take some lessons.

  • @cg9256
    @cg9256 5 лет назад +177

    What the hell man apparently I’ve been living life wrong now I’m having a midlife crisis

  • @Kasperi_A.
    @Kasperi_A. 5 лет назад +271

    Next we want you to play Banat in hoi4!

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 5 лет назад +1

      Here is a mod with an OP focus tree: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1810481468

  • @balindwarvenking6275
    @balindwarvenking6275 3 года назад +4

    I love youtube humor sending me a video about you playing Afghanistan NOW of all times, beautiful

  • @tuskinradar8688
    @tuskinradar8688 5 лет назад +17

    This playthrough has been genuinely interesting af to watch. Wtf I'm even more hype for Banat now

  • @kingofcards9
    @kingofcards9 3 года назад +32

    this aged well.

  • @Kalmaro4152
    @Kalmaro4152 Год назад +2

    Man the autochapters on this video are something.

  • @OrionTheAboveAverage
    @OrionTheAboveAverage 5 лет назад +66

    Convert this game to HOI IV and continue the bring the glory of Afghanistan to all people of the world.

    • @DuLzzPKC
      @DuLzzPKC 5 лет назад +14

      and nuke new york cuz u kno why not knock all the buildings instead of only 2

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 4 года назад +4

      Hottzy hey man that was those dang Arabs who did that. They just ran to hide in Afghanistan afterwards.

  • @AhanSalty
    @AhanSalty 2 года назад +1

    I like the part when Isorrow just suddenly talks about Mussolini's March on Rome.

  • @julian8369
    @julian8369 3 года назад +5

    God why is this getting recommended right now

  • @tymonbielan8123
    @tymonbielan8123 3 года назад +6

    Why film with Afghanistan have to appear now
    Lol

  • @BossCampers1656
    @BossCampers1656 5 лет назад +72

    OMG it’s George Kush 🥦🥦🥦

  • @ExtraterrestrialIntelligence
    @ExtraterrestrialIntelligence 4 года назад +2

    How to Genocide in Victoria 2:
    1) recruit all non accepted culture Soliders as irregular
    2) collect the irregular stack in a province with low supply
    3) boost soilder with focus in provinces with non accepted cultures
    4) wait for attrition to kill the irregular stack. move the sack for more attrition. declear war and fight with the stack.
    5) ???
    6) profit

  • @DovahKanye
    @DovahKanye 5 лет назад +26

    Jokes on you mate, I haven't been playing Victoria 2 at all.

  • @CatholicDragoon
    @CatholicDragoon 2 года назад +2

    About administrative efficiency, I've been playing a few campaigns and it seems as though my territories get various benefits from administrative efficiency beyond just taxation. This is things such as being able to recruit more brigades, getting more brigades when mobilizing, faster job changes based on my directions, and just a general sense of greater control.
    I'm wondering if this is true or I'm just mixing this up with other modifiers in the game. Is anyone else noticing this?

  • @voltazh
    @voltazh 3 года назад +9

    topical

  • @sarmadali7191
    @sarmadali7191 4 года назад +1

    4:59 There falls my City.......but its ok cuz its you!

  • @Veowolf5847
    @Veowolf5847 5 лет назад +6

    I think out of all the games ISP plays Vicky 2is the one I enjoyed the most. Hell he made me get the game myself

  • @more17
    @more17 5 лет назад +28

    "Scientists in our country have discovered Social Justice."
    OMG check your Pashtun privilege!

  • @akselmc01
    @akselmc01 5 лет назад +8

    When Afghanistan does a better "Japan" than the Japanese empire ever could.

  • @nerdsoft9964
    @nerdsoft9964 5 лет назад +9

    What if... Banat... from Victoria II all the way to HoI4

  • @vicbode7293
    @vicbode7293 5 лет назад +40

    We're waiting isorrow... Banat at 500k is coming!

  • @mbanana23456
    @mbanana23456 5 лет назад +2

    I'm beginning to suspect this may not be an entirely serious guide to Vic 2

  • @marinmilevoj4829
    @marinmilevoj4829 5 лет назад +1

    13:01 I love the sounds of excitment!

  • @communistpowerranger9629
    @communistpowerranger9629 5 лет назад +50

    B A N A T F O R 5 0 0 K O R E L S E.

  • @SpaceDoge
    @SpaceDoge 5 лет назад +5

    I want to thank you for the fact that you timed artillery only so well that it ended up turning me into a 9 year old

  • @flaviusbelisarius7517
    @flaviusbelisarius7517 5 лет назад +1

    12:39 I once killed so many Americans that after 7 years of war there population was 5 million lower than at the start, new York had a babyboom at the start of the war.

  • @youdontknowme5980
    @youdontknowme5980 5 лет назад +2

    Isorrowproductions: *victoria 2 is back*
    Me:This is the happiest day of my life

  • @pr1vate_mo557
    @pr1vate_mo557 3 года назад +3

    Funny this is getting recommended to me now...

  • @CiaranW2003
    @CiaranW2003 5 лет назад +4

    We're encroaching on George Bush levels of- no that's to dark

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 года назад

    6:38 It's An Italian Region...
    *Angry Roman Noises Intensifies*

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 лет назад +1

    You know. I bet iSorrows thought that if he played a shitty country, we would stop begging for Banat.
    You’d think he’d learn after artillery only, that we will never stop.
    But I’ve got a novel idea. Forget Banat, he should play Tartarstan

  • @k3v1n73
    @k3v1n73 5 лет назад +5

    never heard the sentence "that's an interesting America" before if I'm honest

  • @DBWarren23
    @DBWarren23 5 лет назад +2

    Bold of you to assume I play Vicky 2.

  • @09Scherzo
    @09Scherzo 5 лет назад +8

    This actually seemed like a pretty fun game given how agonizingly boring non-European starts seem in EU and HoIV.

  • @caseyclover1647
    @caseyclover1647 4 года назад +1

    whats "Lazio"? A POKEMON!!? lmao

  • @tibbygaycat
    @tibbygaycat 5 лет назад +2

    Form Poland-Lithuania in Victoria 2. Start as Russia, release Poland (as a puppet, don't give them Independence), win Independence yourself, and form Poland Lithuania and become a great empire.

  • @ksheehank
    @ksheehank 5 лет назад +2

    Try Persia imho, they're actually pretty good, and you can civilize relatively easy. The Mughals are also nice.

  • @elitegamer5503
    @elitegamer5503 5 лет назад +1

    dead spider on a paper..hahaha damn man I subscribe.

  • @Heating56
    @Heating56 4 года назад

    “Today we’re gonna be playing as A...
    I don’t wanna do this.”
    Me whenever I try to play a non-great power

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 года назад +2

    Stitch the Alien?
    Nah
    *_ISMAHIL THE ALIEN_*

  • @reeseman1932
    @reeseman1932 4 года назад +2

    George bush: invades Afghanistan
    Durani empire: well welll well how the turn tables

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC 5 лет назад +4

    Eyy glad to finally see Afghanistan

  • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
    @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 3 года назад +2

    RUclips recommending this to me now lmao

  • @demi172
    @demi172 5 лет назад +1

    7:15/14:30 half of the video :
    *THEY USED TO BE AT PERSIA RIGHT HERE!*

  • @JakubS
    @JakubS 3 года назад +3

    very topical

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 5 лет назад +1

    ARE YOU CHALLENGING ISP, ISORROWS?
    ISP is gonna be real mad

  • @charliehale4172
    @charliehale4172 5 лет назад

    "This is my last VIC2 video.. Imma headout" Like 4 ish months later, "Im back!!"

  • @Hazgamer64
    @Hazgamer64 5 лет назад

    Not gonna lie, these Vic2 vids are my fav. Glad it made a resurgence. That's a like.

  • @bfkbfk1
    @bfkbfk1 2 года назад +1

    The afghan invasion of Hawaii

  • @apersonontheinternet3538
    @apersonontheinternet3538 5 лет назад +1

    Oo george Bush in city skylines pretty please spaghetti dadda

  • @thaaboyy6642
    @thaaboyy6642 5 лет назад +1

    Not the hero we needed but the hero we deserved

  • @MerkhVision
    @MerkhVision 4 года назад +1

    Now I finally understand why the British invented Pakistan to keep Afghans away from the ocean: unleashing the savagery of Afghanistan upon the open seas would cause the world to turn upside down! The sun never sets on the Durrani Empire! I need an Alt History fan fic about this right now cuz that would be awesome lmfao

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 5 лет назад +8

    ISP: "Am I a joke to you?"
    Me: "Uhm...yea?"

  • @charliebasar9068
    @charliebasar9068 4 года назад

    12:00 yeah, and you have man of wars in 1917

  • @m8sonmiller
    @m8sonmiller 5 лет назад

    12:08 bruh stop invading me!

  • @untilthenextfullmoon
    @untilthenextfullmoon 5 лет назад +1

    Should have taken New York

  • @ethanos1637
    @ethanos1637 3 года назад

    ISP: "you still haven't hit the sub button"
    Jokes on you I hit it one year ago when I watched this video the first time

  • @jacobrosewater8811
    @jacobrosewater8811 5 лет назад +2

    "not important nation. NOooo every nation is important"
    Bold saying that while also living in the United Kingdom

  • @candycorn6268
    @candycorn6268 4 года назад

    Can't be playing Victoria 2 wrong if you haven't even played it once

  • @Hay1hiho
    @Hay1hiho 5 лет назад +6

    Ah, yes ISP sounds just as depressed as he did back in the day. I love it.

  • @TheShy1000
    @TheShy1000 5 лет назад +1

    You always make these plays seem so easy. I make Afgahnistan abreat power and I struggle to keep Brasil a secondary power.

  • @januzi2
    @januzi2 4 года назад

    6:42 Social Justice Warriors are pretty effective ;)

  • @Santonesgravato
    @Santonesgravato 5 лет назад

    Lazio... A pokemon...
    *Italian anger noises*

  • @delchuchu
    @delchuchu 3 года назад

    “Give everyone military access and hope they will save me”

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 4 года назад

    12:48 What the heck is going on in Algiers / Sahel lol

  • @arafdi
    @arafdi 5 лет назад +7

    "Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires". ISP taking things on a whole different route there.

  • @ishmealoj
    @ishmealoj 5 лет назад +2

    * george bush has entered chat and says banat *

  • @davidp2537
    @davidp2537 3 года назад +3

    Uh oh, not a good time to recommend this video youtube

  • @jkwayne7174
    @jkwayne7174 5 лет назад

    You actually play Victoria 2 to roleplay a proletarian revolution.

  • @ser6Ijvolk
    @ser6Ijvolk 5 лет назад

    The hot blond Baywatch lifeguard from Lilo and Stitch will now wear a burqini.

  • @TimChuma
    @TimChuma 5 лет назад

    Aghanistan is still landlocked in real life and is called the graveyard of empires for a reason.

  • @gorzux2829
    @gorzux2829 5 лет назад

    ¿Have you ever considered reforming the Mongol Empire in Vicky 2?

  • @johnperetin5944
    @johnperetin5944 5 лет назад +2

    This is just the most cursed....

  • @simpdog5025
    @simpdog5025 5 лет назад +1

    Victoria 2 electric boogaloo

  • @adam422
    @adam422 5 лет назад +1

    Hey, ISP, you obviously *NEED* to do vic 2, but *ALL* wars are battleplanned.