@@danielt619 Actually a decently interesting story on that one. I posted this same joke in another video but the comment was still loading so I just refreshed the page and posted the joke on another video. What I didn't know until now was that it actually sent and that this is a repost. Sorry about that.
I fight for my Symphaty hello my fellow spy ready to stab the medic because he has an uber ready for a pyro with that mass destruction weapon the phlog
András Fogarasi Napoléon 1er intensifies Charlemagne intensifies Louis XIV and XV intensifies François 1er intensifies De Gaulle intensifies Etc, I can't say all hero
Anti communist French are thé most victorious people ever. I you consider French only as surrenders, imagine your asshole country. 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 And German surrendered faster than French. German conquered Paris in 6 weeks. French conquered Berlin in 14 days...
Rico Taline well as far as I know, the British didn’t surrender so yes I can imagine my “asshole country” because they kept fighting even despite being bombed for 5 months straight whereas your country surrendered in 6 weeks
Ollie Payne HON HON HON. England, The most coward country ever, who stayed on an isle, hidden by the Channel... England always wanted to be The best, so England helped Prussia and Germany. But, when Germany threatened england, The stupid tea drinker caused WW1. And France helped england 🤦 France is thé most victorious country ever. France won battle at 9 vs thousands.
avez-vous déjà entendu parler de stonks industries ? c'est une entreprise éco-digitale proposant des produits de haute qualité et jconnais plus la fin.
I can't believe that france had to choose between macaroni, a pen and a guy that looks like the person that people warn small children about not get in his van
@@kindadramaticboi5117 Shitty argument? "France is thé most victorious country ever"? This isn't a joke. This is an insult, and people are only able to insult on Internet. In real life, none of pathetic american or english lil boy never said me "lol surrender".
@@ricotaline Well yes. The argument is not true. Actually americans are a lot more victorious and the Internet is a different place. Here people can also help, agree,not always say bad things
When you went from an absolute monarchy to a republic, then to an empire, then to a constitucional monarchy, then a republic again, then to an empire again and then a republic again in less than 90 years:
My school was racing CO2 dragsters today and one of my friends tried to make an American car but it came out Frenchy and so when his dragster was raced I played this at full volume. It was a very nice time.
*Walks to class* *hears the teacher listening to german anthem* *searches this up on youtube* *turns volume to 1M+* *slams right click* *everyone is screaming and saying THIS IS HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *i become to most popular kid in school* *goes to school, other kids remember me* *other kids crowd me* me: this is how you become the most popular kid in school, blare french anthem earrape at 1M+ volume
*walks to french lesson* *searches up preußens gloria earrape on youtube* *turns up on 1871 million volume* *everyone is screaming and saying THIS IS HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *i become to most popular kid in school* *goes to school, other kids remember me* *other kids crowd me*
the Republic of Tavikstan French are thé most victorious people ever. I you consider French only as surrenders, imagine your asshole country. 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
When Germany invades you in 1940 but you're the first country to cross the Rhine, first country to Hitler's Nest, and the first western allied country in Austria.
*When you lose 1 centimeter of land by the british*
ALORS EST GUERRE !!!
@@kacywatson6314 RULE BRITTANIA
*to the British
When your line collapses in under 6 weeks
@@JP060 lmao
When you form your 7th government
when the 2nd coalition came
Where republicanism has led France.
And 6th republic
1000th like
Return to king
Press F to pay respect for maginot line
FFFFFF
Nicolas II De Rusia COMO TE CREES EL TSAR POR LA CHUCHA (saca mosing nagant)
F
F
F
*CROISSANT INTENSIFIES*
Non baguette.
*MOON SHAPED BREAD INTENSIFIES*
You? Again? 😂😂
Your pfp disturbs me
Fun fact the croissant is actually from Austria
My ears are bleeding red wine from this piece of art.
Jason Booth te fai meglio a essere fiorentino perché sennò ti vengo di persona a levattela vella immagine di profilo DIAHANE
Jason Booth, I pulled a baguette out of my mouth that measured 1 metre in length.
Did you drink it afterwards?
Well my ass is shitting baguette from now on.
@@zacharywilson9596 no gag reflex
[guiliotine intensifies]
*baguette*
Mayby but we dont cry for net neutralytie
*baguette*
*The ability to surrender intensifies*
@@CoffeeSuccubus man It's just a joke
*When you change your entire system of Government 6 times in 100 years*
on est fort nous.
@@SolhanP très fort
Vraiment fort. (Je suis en retard)
13 colonies: We're rebelling and need help
France: Sorry no can do, we're kinda broke
13 colonies: It's against the British
France:
SOLDIER, THERE IS A SPY IN THE BASE! GET TO SPY CHECKING
Idk If this is copy I saw another vid with same comment
@@danielt619 Actually a decently interesting story on that one. I posted this same joke in another video but the comment was still loading so I just refreshed the page and posted the joke on another video. What I didn't know until now was that it actually sent and that this is a repost. Sorry about that.
Mdrr
Lmfaoo
When you backstabbed 4 enemies in a row and cap the last point as a spy
You say that as soon as I finish my TF2 esport team on ETF2L
PyroishFilms A
I fight for my Symphaty hello my fellow spy ready to stab the medic because he has an uber ready for a pyro with that mass destruction weapon the phlog
When you get a team kill with widowmaker
I feel ya man, I feel ya
*[1789 Intensifies]*
Feliszoux *1940 intensifies*
@@idunnoman6826 no his is much better lmao
one of the best ones because everything else is about the french surrenduring
@@idunnoman6826 1806-1809 intensifies
Prussia defeats in 2 battles
no, it's 2022 intesifies
xXx_NAp0le0n_B0nApArt3_xXx connected to the lobby.
Le Prince des Couettes xxx-degaullexxxxx has joined
xXx_Gri3ZmaNnXPo6ba_xXx joined a match.
SMAN 1 Berlin XXXFRENCHRESISTANCEXX41 HAS JOINED THE SERVER
Le Prince des Couettes
Xx_F-LouisXIV-F_xX joined
Xxx*baguette*xxX has joined france
I played this in French class today
flightsimboy 75 how did it go?
Salty Pear it was nice
flightsimboy 75
Play "Le chant du Départ", Napoléon Empire Anthel
im sorry i dont speak surrender
flightsimboy 75 the teacher must haved surrender then
When you defeated a continent 5 times in a row but people remember you for only surrendering
This is why we have to defeat British another time.
@@syphirerucoy2948 they seem to be defeating themselves
*Maginot line intensifies*
Sebastian L. *goes around*
Sebastian L. *installing Vichy france*
Elite General RESISTANCE FIGHTERS GET PARIS BACK
*Passing trough benelux intensifies*
Andrea Simei GETTING REKT BY CHAR 21Bs INTENSIFIES!
When you point out that France actually has one of the best military track records in Europe
Most victories
Both
"You can't celebrate a national Day of a country that isn't yours"
Me and the boys:
I think Bastille Day is a good national day as the go.
you can, if said country was the reason you even have a National Day in the first place
My computer surrendered
hahahhaha
To France oh misour
LMAO
Ritz Biscuits so it's fascist
Oops, my system crashed and I had a anti-virus
The French Revolution (1789 - 1799, colorized)
The Nintendo Fan 957 Viva la Penn
Two too many colors
autistimized*
merci aypierre de nous avoir fait découvrir ce morceau incroyable
Super morceaux
jimmy actually mais oui merci pierre
Miam les bon twitch rivals XD
France won the World Cup. Someone needs to play this immediately.
M o n d i e u
it's 2022 and they're boutta do it again
maybe
@@TheKatymama I think they actually did it if I remember correctly
almost a second time!
When winter starts and your troops are in ze motherland.
*winter is coming*
PyroishFilms Nah man... Russia is coming.
When napoleon invades Russia...
*F O R Z E M O T H E R L A N D*
Simo Häyhä. *Allow me to introduce myself*
At least it's not the Egyptian version...
Otto Von Bismarck what happened to the western front?
egypttian version + earrape = b l i s s
The egyptiavn version is probably better.
*WALKING INTO MOSCOW INTENSIFIES*
Roman Snow
Moscow, Berlin, Madrid, Alexandrie, le Caire, Vienne, Milano, London, Varsaw...
I believe you ment to go to Duschlandlied earrape
*surrendering intensifies*
*they dont surrender*
@@emutv4100 when your country sucks so bad you need to make jokes about a country who only has 1 important surrender
When your whole team is playing Spy
When France becomes a republic in Empire Total war
Make Austria great again
Yes, restore the Habsburg Monarchy.
Make Austria great again Well the habsburgers aren't austrian anymore they're german
Habsburgs always where german duh
Make Austria great again did you just call austrians germans?
Just realized it.
You just drew some blue and red lines over the real French flag.
OUT OF ALL THE "FRENCH SURRENDERING COMMENTS" THIS ONE WAS WATCHMOJO'S NUMBER ONE!!!!
Matthew Tolentino
French are thé most victorious people ever.
I you consider French only as surrenders, imagine your asshole country.
🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Rico Taline murica fucc yea
Swanlord
?
Rico Taline you can't handle my superior country.
Hey remember that napolean guy who really screwed things up?
Yeah?
*H O W A B O U T W E G E T A N O T H E R O N E*
video plays
When the renault engine in your F1 car blows up for the 69th time
Napoleon is Smiling in his Grave
But, he's really disappointed in todays country's situation... -__-
+Natsuki Subaru HAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Napoleon was a revisionist who hyjacked the revolution for his own vain ends.
Kiichiro Toyoda he banned this song tgo
Don’t forget Maginot Line....
What you say is totally true
_turns volume up to max_
*C A P I T U L A T I O N I N T E N S I F I E S*
Napoleon Bonaparte awakens
Wouldn’t be wrong
*SURRENDERING INTENSIFIES*
András Fogarasi
Napoléon 1er intensifies
Charlemagne intensifies
Louis XIV and XV intensifies
François 1er intensifies
De Gaulle intensifies
Etc, I can't say all hero
*R A I D S E N G L A N D*
*Robespierre wants to know your location*
*69.000 cases of coronavirus*
France: Yes
My ears now have a lot of liberté, equalité, fraternité.
Don't you just love it when this gets a shit ton more views than any of your permadeath videos?
PyroishFilms yee
Why do French Tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the front line too.
So please get your history right if you want to make a joke of it
When you see an English kid eating Baguette with Tea...
My ears surrendered.
ilikepizza
French are thé most victorious people ever.
I you consider French only as surrenders, imagine your asshole country.
🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
this is the frenchiest way of saying "I surrender"
japonia sakura
French are thé most victorious people ever.
I you consider French only as surrenders, imagine your asshole country.
🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Rico Taline No they are not. Coming from a german.
@@franklindroosevelt8957 Says someone from a country that lost two world wars.
@@andrewleonard475 We've conquered Europe once. We were the most powerful country In The World. But.. You got a good point there dude.
@@cpp3221 ya got Reinforcements In WW1
when you surrender faster than any other soldier.
When you surrender slower than your fucking ears
Anti communist
French are thé most victorious people ever.
I you consider French only as surrenders, imagine your asshole country.
🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
And German surrendered faster than French.
German conquered Paris in 6 weeks. French conquered Berlin in 14 days...
Rico Taline well as far as I know, the British didn’t surrender so yes I can imagine my “asshole country” because they kept fighting even despite being bombed for 5 months straight whereas your country surrendered in 6 weeks
Ollie Payne
HON HON HON.
England, The most coward country ever, who stayed on an isle, hidden by the Channel...
England always wanted to be The best, so England helped Prussia and Germany. But, when Germany threatened england, The stupid tea drinker caused WW1. And France helped england 🤦
France is thé most victorious country ever. France won battle at 9 vs thousands.
Ollie Payne
About Berlin, I speak about NAPOLÉON, not WW2...
Robespierre: *coughs* laughs in homocidal maniac
*SURRENDER INTENSIFIES*
Yes very funny, holding watch it until the end ruclips.net/video/GE6hFVjDKtg/видео.html
Newly Leaked: Secret 3rd Estate weapon rumored to have been the cause of the fall of the French aristocracy
Play this while Playing as Izayoi Sakuya using Dead Ringer and backtrack-stab Engineer then fuck his sentry with erotic sapper
*When you are surrounded on an entire coalition of fronts yet manage to win it*
Napoleon Gaming
avez-vous déjà entendu parler de stonks industries ? c'est une entreprise éco-digitale proposant des produits de haute qualité et jconnais plus la fin.
En effet j'ai commandé un article Louis VuiStonks et j'en suis très heureux
I loved this video from the moment it started. This is a masterpiece.
complete the maginot (or i can say maggot) line be like
*NAPOLEON INTENSIFIES*
*Grand Armée*
This video is so powerful, im crying
My Mother and my rather wont let me decide the Musik in the Car again
Good, but you you mixed up the flag colors. The order of color is white, white, and white.
the joke is really sad, did you know that this country won more than ten thousands battles on each continents ?
Allies Mapping The nazis would've had a harder time conquering if France didn't surrender
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_France
france's ultra epic tactic started after 1871 white flag!!!!!!!
Napoleon was the best thing that happened to France eke dee and they got rid of em.
If Napoleon actually succeeded be like....
- OlivenickO -2 if napoleon was in world war 2 be like 0:01
When you killed the king and gets a new king from a different monarch after that:
When Pierre Gasly gets an F1 Win
When Pierre Gasly gets yet another podium
where's the arabic translation
*WHEEZE*
🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇹🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
No bismarck, we do not like jews in germany.
Otto Von Bismarck There isnt punctuation in Hebrew, Grossenstein
it's an instrumental
I was looking for bassboosted version of le marseillaise, found this. Thank you, Pyroish, for your service for the humanity.
When you win the most battles in history, plus having the best general in history as well.
When you win the most battles of any country but everybody remembers you for surrendering:
When you win the World Cup without surrendering
When France wins the world cup
When your French girlfriend says treat hear like a queen:
I can't believe that france had to choose between macaroni, a pen and a guy that looks like the person that people warn small children about not get in his van
Congratulations for your national holiday on 14th July France from your friends in Germany
Love Germany from France
*surrender intensifies*
SpartanX5
French are thé most victorious people ever.
I you consider French only as surrenders, imagine your asshole country.
🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Average Guy
I don't care. It's an offense. So I counter attack. And, of course, I win.
@@ricotaline I don't know why attacking with a really shitty argument a joke is considered a win by a CItIzeN Of thE BEsT cOunTrY but ok
@@kindadramaticboi5117
Shitty argument? "France is thé most victorious country ever"?
This isn't a joke. This is an insult, and people are only able to insult on Internet. In real life, none of pathetic american or english lil boy never said me "lol surrender".
@@ricotaline Well yes. The argument is not true. Actually americans are a lot more victorious and the Internet is a different place. Here people can also help, agree,not always say bad things
When you went from an absolute monarchy to a republic, then to an empire, then to a constitucional monarchy, then a republic again, then to an empire again and then a republic again in less than 90 years:
When you’ve taken over a continent 5 times in a row but people only remember you for surrendering
Ceux qui vienne de holycube ;)
Everyone makes fun of you for surrendering all the time but you’ve won the most battles in history
And currently have the largest army in Europe
@@warpey5632 in the EU? yes
in all of Europe? no
Teacher: today we are doing French
Everyone in my class: Boring lets go home
Me:
I might actually try to blast it out on a laptop in my school
When TF2 had Napoleon loadout...
When you get a killstreak as Spy.
When your tank has more gears in reverse than going forward
Thanks for the vid, helped me wake up a couple of friends
Nice drawing
Nice shot Kennedy!
I thought the Russians already finished you off
Egypt's version of this is better.
+Gran Colombia Mapping This is actual earrape
Egypt did a better job of this song.
Paris' sounds after the French national team won the UEFA Nations League Final:
I'm sorry to ruin your joke, but...
Nothing happened in Paris that very night.
When you won the most wars in the history of europe but are known for surrendering in ww2
‘How do you pronounce bourgeoisie?’
‘With hatred.’
L'Espagne en sueur
UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER INTENSIFIES
Tree Daddy say by the courntry who just cry for net neutralytie
Tree Daddy
French are thé most victorious people ever.
I you consider French only as surrenders, imagine your asshole country.
🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
when you want croisant
but its too expensive
this is the best earrape anthem ive ever heard
When you surrender 0.0006 seconds after a war has started
Depression why would Denmark play the French national anthem?
nice...
Depression
French are thé most victorious people ever.
I you consider French only as surrenders, imagine your asshole country.
🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Rico Taline sorry I don't speak croissant
Depression nice
TEAM BAGUETTEE
when you bake baguette
POV: You just told a French service worker "the customer is king" (metal on wood ASMR)
When there are riots south of Paris again
*When you're getting tonnes of Algerian Migrants but you realize you WERE Algeria.*
My school was racing CO2 dragsters today and one of my friends tried to make an American car but it came out Frenchy and so when his dragster was raced I played this at full volume. It was a very nice time.
+John Harrison Yes
when you surrender in dodgeball instead of throwing the ball
*Walks to class*
*hears the teacher listening to german anthem*
*searches this up on youtube*
*turns volume to 1M+*
*slams right click*
*everyone is screaming and saying THIS IS HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*i become to most popular kid in school*
*goes to school, other kids remember me*
*other kids crowd me*
me: this is how you become the most popular kid in school, blare french anthem earrape at 1M+ volume
*walks to french lesson*
*searches up preußens gloria earrape on youtube*
*turns up on 1871 million volume*
*everyone is screaming and saying THIS IS HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*i become to most popular kid in school*
*goes to school, other kids remember me*
*other kids crowd me*
Karens after saying Bonjour Baguette Oui Hon Hon Hon
I'm not joking I like this better than the original.
Communist Potato
Me too
When you surrender before the war start
mocking memes how to win a war right here
the Republic of Tavikstan
French are thé most victorious people ever.
I you consider French only as surrenders, imagine your asshole country.
🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Corbin Moore
An insult isn't a joke.
"Baguette", "froggies", etc are Jokes.
"Surrender" is an insult and a lie...
Rico Taline triggered snowflake alert
*When the western front is all quiet*
+エステ lo-fi They shall not pass, hon hon, hon
Pyroish dat zis until i surrendeu
*and then u read in the papers that paris has fallen*
When the Beatles steals your national anthem but you don't care on copyrighting them
when your government raises the retirement age by 2 years:
When Germany invades you in 1940 but you're the first country to cross the Rhine, first country to Hitler's Nest, and the first western allied country in Austria.
*2018 World Cup Intensified*
When you are gunning for the Big Blue Blob achievement
When you surrender before the enemy can even declare war