Skyrim, but with MODERN WEAPONS

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @twilliamspro
    @twilliamspro 5 лет назад +8828

    "And the first elected leader of Skyrim by a majority of 1 Mr Steve Human"

    • @Riplee86
      @Riplee86 5 лет назад +135

      @@thespiffingbrit Skyrim, but it's actually Tropico 6.

    • @twilliamspro
      @twilliamspro 5 лет назад +69

      @@thespiffingbrit Make sure steve registers to vote i dont know what happens if noone votes

    • @yalewerner2732
      @yalewerner2732 5 лет назад +5

      @@thespiffingbrit B

    • @noahmcclure6871
      @noahmcclure6871 5 лет назад +2

      Unless it's a fake democracy 😝

    • @turnerd20
      @turnerd20 5 лет назад +19

      @@thespiffingbrit but who is going to pick the tea leaves?! I don't think you thought that through

  • @thefourthdegree
    @thefourthdegree 3 года назад +1048

    The vanilla kill cam showing a chicken being shot into the back of of a fleeing child at 8:05 is nothing short of modern art.

  • @sintanan469
    @sintanan469 5 лет назад +7425

    "Skyrim with guns!"
    So.. Fallout 4?
    "With no NPCs."
    Oh. Fallout 76.

    • @Leopardts
      @Leopardts 5 лет назад +107

      Ahahahaha nice one

    • @WackadoodleMalarkey
      @WackadoodleMalarkey 5 лет назад +126

      Some still say Todd died at 76

    • @theraven8089
      @theraven8089 5 лет назад +106

      No... todd didnt die at 76... he died in skyrim... with guns... he was clearly an npc

    • @samwish21
      @samwish21 5 лет назад +9

      underrated

    • @KantFromEC
      @KantFromEC 5 лет назад +12

      Criminally underrated comment.

  • @jakegarza2671
    @jakegarza2671 5 лет назад +2978

    Spiff: kills a child
    Me: *he's accomplished the impossible*

    • @randomstuff9005
      @randomstuff9005 5 лет назад +102

      Ankian would be proud.

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 5 лет назад +133

      Im not saying I'm gonna kill the kids I'm just saying it's a little immersion breaking when braith runs through fire like a fucking demon

    • @atboi4223
      @atboi4223 5 лет назад +45

      Ill say it for you, ok?
      *FOR LEGAL RESONS THIS IS A JOKE*

    • @5lake
      @5lake 5 лет назад +46

      **War Crimes** have entered the chat.

    • @CharterForGaming
      @CharterForGaming 5 лет назад +9

      Fylkir 100 "ironheart" approves

  • @raprice6846
    @raprice6846 4 года назад +4139

    Knows the majority of NPCs by name, calls Alduin "Dragon"

    • @skadoodle8503
      @skadoodle8503 3 года назад +287

      alduin is so weak in his presence that even the almighty britman does not bother to remember his true nMe

    • @gabepatton9851
      @gabepatton9851 3 года назад +141

      He only remembers names related to a game breaking interaction so alduin is useless to him

    • @theodorefelton2592
      @theodorefelton2592 3 года назад +17

      Actually they call the world eater returns

    • @mmahighlights5867
      @mmahighlights5867 3 года назад +24

      Fooooooos rahhhhh haaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaakahakhakahakhaaaaa
      Transalation : alduin mad

    • @nixlikestricks5636
      @nixlikestricks5636 3 года назад +19

      It's because in comparison to him the dragon Is inferior

  • @saikanonojutsu
    @saikanonojutsu 5 лет назад +693

    Spiff: "god that's morbid"
    Also spiff: makes a ragdolling rabbit corpse dance and sing for several minutes

  • @simplyblue967
    @simplyblue967 3 года назад +323

    “Just because they wanted to do a little bit of imperial taxation, that’s hardly a reason to rebel” As an American I feel called out

    • @ShrexyGuy
      @ShrexyGuy Год назад +23

      Don't feel called out, feel flattered our little sisters across the pond are still flustered all these centuries later

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 Год назад +2

      *Triggered*

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Год назад

      Yet somehow we're ok having a TRILLION of our tax dollars needlessly fund our military...

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg Год назад +7

      @@ShrexyGuyAmerica, it’s like Britain, but for men.

    • @Dreamysoundscapesambience
      @Dreamysoundscapesambience Год назад +2

      @@ShrexyGuy feel flattered this video is made to portray the high school experience

  • @lizgayle14
    @lizgayle14 5 лет назад +622

    Shoots Courier
    "Truth is, game was rigged from the start"

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 5 лет назад +91

      *courier wakes up*
      *fan is spinning*
      *he sees an old man sitting next to his bedside*
      *tries to stand up*
      "Woah, easy there, easy! You've been out cold for a couple of days now. Why don't you just relax a second? Get your bearings. Lets see what the damage is... How bout' your name? Can you tell me your name?"

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 лет назад +39

      @@FilmsNerf2 This honestly explains allot about the Skyrim Courier.

    • @zedakh
      @zedakh 5 лет назад +10

      "You're awake. How about that"

    • @tolsmith2344
      @tolsmith2344 5 лет назад +1

      @@FilmsNerf2 My name is Steve Human, The Lizard Human's legend lives on

    • @wayla683
      @wayla683 5 лет назад +4

      It's the other way around. He says that, THEN shoots him. He doesn't shoot him first, there would be no reason to say that if he did.

  • @elvenalonly
    @elvenalonly 4 года назад +1107

    "I'm sorry, even the younglings have to go"
    It's like Anakin Skywalker all over again.

    • @J0XY
      @J0XY 4 года назад +1

      Oh no

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 4 года назад +22

      It's over younglings - I have the playground ...

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 4 года назад +4

      Mr Steve Human has a higher body count

    • @arkonez6730
      @arkonez6730 4 года назад +1

      Master Spiffing, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 4 года назад

      @@arkonez6730 Then we'll FIGHT IN THE SHADE!!!

  • @oantar3397
    @oantar3397 3 года назад +716

    "Dalphine is critical to progressing in the storyline" *Immediately chickens her to death* I pissed myself laughing

    • @klack1l
      @klack1l 3 года назад +6

      dalphine?its delphine

    • @santinovalfiore
      @santinovalfiore 2 года назад

      @@klack1l technically, even in the game they spell her name wrong...
      it's spelled "cunthair"

    • @Maragidyne555
      @Maragidyne555 2 года назад

      @@klack1l don't care mate, she's worthless

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 2 года назад +17

      @@klack1l Actually it's Dolphin

  • @someguy5003
    @someguy5003 2 года назад +37

    This is the most "Jacky Daytona, regular human bartender serving human alcohol beer" energy video yet. I love it.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +2397

    _"Skyrim But I use Modern Guns To Break The Game And Kill NPCS"_
    So basically you are playing Fallout 4

    • @godkingjacklee3065
      @godkingjacklee3065 5 лет назад +34

      Why do I keep seeing you in almost every comment section

    • @millerrepin4452
      @millerrepin4452 5 лет назад +6

      Oh so you're awake...

    • @balintnemes6774
      @balintnemes6774 5 лет назад +11

      its New Vegas

    • @blax140
      @blax140 5 лет назад +15

      OH FUCK OFF JUSTIN I DIDNT SEE ONE OF YOU COMMENTS FOR ATLEAST 2 MONTHS AND BAM YOUR HERE

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 5 лет назад +10

      In your obituary they will write, he commented on every video, what a legend

  • @noaamonyakuza5
    @noaamonyakuza5 5 лет назад +562

    “He can’t hear he’s got AirPods in.”

  • @ribbon8677
    @ribbon8677 5 лет назад +259

    "Skyrim but I use guns to break the game"
    More like: "to brutally break the Geneva Convention"

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 3 года назад +46

    The vault dweller takes a magic portal to Tamriel and its just nice to see trees that don't talk. The bugs are the same though.

  • @nateashimself4570
    @nateashimself4570 5 лет назад +1124

    "And what are we going to name our lizard person?"
    Mark Zuckerburg.

  • @user-qi7dv1yg2y
    @user-qi7dv1yg2y 5 лет назад +416

    Me: is playing skyrim
    spiff: uploads skyrim video about breaking the game
    Me: downloads the mod
    My pc: breaks in half

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 5 лет назад +7

      did it at least tried to get on fire while breaking in half?

    • @boffloff6745
      @boffloff6745 5 лет назад +20

      Did you drink yorkshire gold before attemting to play the mod?

    • @medieval_knieval2177
      @medieval_knieval2177 5 лет назад +2

      Smooth 60fps was never an option

    • @peteian
      @peteian 5 лет назад +4

      What mod was it?

    • @abrakadabra4966
      @abrakadabra4966 5 лет назад +3

      Reanu Keeves climbs out of the remains of the computer.

  • @nightterror6727
    @nightterror6727 5 лет назад +576

    When you're just chilling in Riverwood and some argonian pulls out a minigun

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 2 года назад +148

    Jenassa constantly proving herself one of the best followers in Spiff's videos 👌
    She's not coded to abstain from fights with normal NPCs, and will attack anyone you do

    • @Altair1243WAR
      @Altair1243WAR 2 года назад +9

      Lol, pretty sure she was going on a power trip against the Ebony Warrior with those AK's!

  • @MidasButSilver
    @MidasButSilver 4 года назад +545

    so your job in skyrim is to stop alduin from killing everybody and you decided to do that, by doing it before he can?
    seems legit.

    • @mj2625
      @mj2625 3 года назад +25

      Somehow you used the wrong formula and got the right answer

    • @arandomhuman1996
      @arandomhuman1996 3 года назад +9

      Alduin won't kill people if you never meet or hear about him

    • @DaisyBee11
      @DaisyBee11 3 года назад +2

      It worked for Arthas

    • @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
      @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 3 года назад

      Well it does work right?

  • @NolDragon
    @NolDragon 5 лет назад +704

    "You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved guns. Curved. Guns."

    • @bennupp2142
      @bennupp2142 5 лет назад +17

      I hear curved barrel ballistics weapons work REALLY well.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 года назад +2

      Jezails are a thing. Afghans are basically Redguards.

    • @CS-wn4pg
      @CS-wn4pg 4 года назад +1

      @@wisemankugelmemicus1701 AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • @quiviknotpotato6806
      @quiviknotpotato6806 4 года назад +5

      Going with your logic, Khajiits are asians, and High Elves are WW2 Germany.

    • @fred5594
      @fred5594 4 года назад +3

      @@quiviknotpotato6806 Nords= Danes
      Khajitts=Japanese
      Argonians=Kongolese
      Imperials=Romans
      Redguards=Arabics
      Orcs=Cumans
      Altmer=Aztecs
      Bosmer=Mayans
      Dunmers=Sumeria

  • @rebelzen2658
    @rebelzen2658 2 года назад +75

    Murdering npc's has never been more fowl.

    • @jamestoy4962
      @jamestoy4962 Год назад +2

      I hate that I immediately got this. But I more so hate that I didn't think of using that

  • @damiangonzalez3786
    @damiangonzalez3786 4 года назад +1210

    “Don’t come to the college of winterhold tomorrow”

    • @ttchme9816
      @ttchme9816 4 года назад +57

      **ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUT RUN MY GUN**

    • @illionskeige3150
      @illionskeige3150 4 года назад +23

      - said the quiet kid

    • @I_am_Mazki
      @I_am_Mazki 4 года назад +30

      thy many people of the land shall flee shall flee to evade thou bow
      thy many people of the land shall flee shall flee with haste greater to thou arrow

    • @magcreatesvids6016
      @magcreatesvids6016 4 года назад +6

      started medieval lad quest.

    • @MrCaptainTea
      @MrCaptainTea 4 года назад +5

      LMAO

  • @thezeronelite
    @thezeronelite 4 года назад +395

    that chicken launcher is totally something Sheogorath would make

    • @markblackburn2343
      @markblackburn2343 3 года назад +22

      An the cow catapult 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @oswaldcobblepot365
      @oswaldcobblepot365 3 года назад +29

      @@markblackburn2343 He'd prolly make a Khajjitapult

    • @Original_Syn
      @Original_Syn 3 года назад +8

      I wonder how well it’d work with the Exploding Chicken Mod which does exactly what it says on the tin by causing every chicken in the game to violently explode when literally anything hits them.

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 3 года назад +1

      It's lore friendly lol...

    • @plutonium09
      @plutonium09 2 года назад +2

      @@missi44 that’s just my character on 230 skooma

  • @overcookedwater1947
    @overcookedwater1947 4 года назад +660

    Spiff: *kills Nazeem
    [Everyone liked that]

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 4 года назад +28

      *whispers from the grave* "do you get to the cloud district often? What am I saying, of course you don't"

    • @Centristlol
      @Centristlol 4 года назад +5

      [Everyone loved that]

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 4 года назад +4

      @@rebelgaming1.5.14 Ackatosh: "I cannot, for mine life, remove him from existence."

    • @revenant3883
      @revenant3883 3 года назад +1

      me:( doesn't get to the cloud district very often)
      Nazeem:( laughs in douchbag)

  • @e.q.s1137
    @e.q.s1137 2 года назад +33

    At first I was like "oh, Ulfric is just floating" then I saw his eyes and screamed internally, since it's four thirty

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Год назад

      So just for general knowledge: time is always written out using the numerical symbols. You'd say "4:30 a.m." instead of "four thirty" - with numerical values anything over ten is also written out with numerical symbols; ie "25 apples" and not "twenty five apples" - but ten and under would be the word written out like "seven" instead of "7"

    • @iowasucks9494
      @iowasucks9494 Год назад +3

      @@mason96575i was scrolling through these comments and i read this when it hit four thirty ey em

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Год назад

      @@iowasucks9494 😭

  • @SIRUNOWN
    @SIRUNOWN 5 лет назад +207

    Spiff: "Look here! Skyrim with Guns"
    Me: "Hey I've seen this one before."
    Spiff: "What are you talking about? It's brand new!"

    • @harveyheron3302
      @harveyheron3302 5 лет назад +4

      Ah good reference

    •  5 лет назад

      It’s from Far Cry 3

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 лет назад

      And the worst parts is that all mods are still a bad reskins of crossbow. Is there really not a single gun mod for Skyrim with custom animation and sound?

  • @brendanmacey981
    @brendanmacey981 5 лет назад +198

    “Killing all NPCs in Skyrim”, alternate title “making Skyrim as populated as Fallout 76”

  • @LondonCHILLFR
    @LondonCHILLFR 4 года назад +181

    Imagine a Whiterun guard coming up to you with an AK-47 and saying
    “YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE”

  • @wafflemedic2438
    @wafflemedic2438 2 года назад +21

    18:32 A wise man ones said “oh there’s a child *Bang *Bang *Bang”

  • @blax140
    @blax140 5 лет назад +354

    I've only just realised those stock photos say spiffco

    • @alaaelhayek2594
      @alaaelhayek2594 5 лет назад +3

      Neve knew, thanks for letting me know 😅

    • @graysoncarter9925
      @graysoncarter9925 5 лет назад +30

      Generic VR RUclipsr He originally used normal stock photos, but somebody got upsetti spaghetti about it so he had to buy the stock images and add his own watermark

    • @blax140
      @blax140 5 лет назад

      @@thespiffingbrit not many it appears

    • @blax140
      @blax140 5 лет назад

      @@graysoncarter9925 aah thank you very much

    • @metenrog
      @metenrog 5 лет назад +5

      @@thespiffingbrit probably anyone who started watching after the copyright dispute.

  • @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288
    @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 3 года назад +829

    Can you imagine being able to kill every single NPC in the game?
    -Join Stormcloacks...Canceled
    -Join the Imperial... Canceled
    -Speak to the Jarl of Whiterun...Canceled
    -Reach the troath of the world...Canceled
    -Listen to Brinjolfs scheme...Canceled
    -Kill Grelda the kind...Complete
    -Kill Alduin...Complete

    • @RocketCouch
      @RocketCouch 3 года назад +66

      To be fair, you'd have to reach the throat of the world to kill the greythroats

    • @IronGiant131
      @IronGiant131 2 года назад +72

      @@RocketCouch heh "greythroats"

    • @RocketCouch
      @RocketCouch 2 года назад +8

      @@IronGiant131 Haha, didn't even realize I flubbed that

    • @IronGiant131
      @IronGiant131 2 года назад +4

      @@RocketCouch lol

    • @Dracosian4802
      @Dracosian4802 2 года назад +4

      so what, you mean morrowind?

  • @crashtestdummy3370
    @crashtestdummy3370 4 года назад +262

    3:14 Ulfric is literally the high king

    • @sayjironimo7321
      @sayjironimo7321 4 года назад +6

      underrated comment

    • @tellestina4533
      @tellestina4533 4 года назад

      @Y B are you dumb lol

    • @jowbabadook8530
      @jowbabadook8530 4 года назад +3

      No, Elisif the Fair is the High Queen.
      Ulfric is the deceased former Yarl of Windhelm.

    • @zjjohnson3827
      @zjjohnson3827 4 года назад +1

      Ulfric is a usurper and a powerhungry tyrants. Skyrim’s better off without him!
      :P

    • @apexlegendsmaster386
      @apexlegendsmaster386 3 года назад

      He’s been smoking to mutch crystal meth agin

  • @axis6333
    @axis6333 2 года назад +12

    "Remember.... no Nord."

  • @_uie
    @_uie 5 лет назад +284

    “Ooo there’s a child”
    -Spiff 2019

    • @shivwesker
      @shivwesker 5 лет назад +4

      No U this sounds very strange out of context, doesn’t it 😂😂

    • @MrZerkusgaming
      @MrZerkusgaming 5 лет назад +3

      It isn't the weirdest thing spiff has said god I love this channel

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 5 лет назад +3

      _m a s t e r s k y w a l k e r_

    • @lorx9425
      @lorx9425 5 лет назад +1

      Fearless seriously why do I need a last name OH FRICK

  • @thatwhichbinds1727
    @thatwhichbinds1727 5 лет назад +357

    "Even the Younglings have to go"
    *Anakin Skywalker Approves This Message*

  • @zeridoz4464
    @zeridoz4464 2 года назад +13

    The mod conquest of Skyrim would let you conquer Skyrim for the glorious land of spifftopia land of the tea drinkers.... Brought to you by yorkshire gold

  • @GentIemanThief
    @GentIemanThief 4 года назад +719

    11:48 That's not a catapult, that's a cattle-pult.
    I'm not apologizing for this.

    • @crowokatagi4547
      @crowokatagi4547 4 года назад +17

      I want to thank you for this

    • @bobmcob1132
      @bobmcob1132 4 года назад +12

      No need to apologize that was great

    • @barkasz6066
      @barkasz6066 4 года назад +14

      Cowtapult?

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 4 года назад +1

      My Vids are alot like the Spiffing Brits.

    • @MrPoporucha
      @MrPoporucha 4 года назад +2

      My lawyers may want to talk to you.

  • @JebeTheGreat
    @JebeTheGreat 5 лет назад +601

    "We'll be using assault rifles"
    *shows a gatling gun*

    • @goodenoughright5433
      @goodenoughright5433 5 лет назад +25

      Gatling gun is best assault rifle

    • @hornyducks4090
      @hornyducks4090 5 лет назад +15

      Also an ar15 for some reason. Also the ak isn't an ak

    • @TMega5612
      @TMega5612 5 лет назад +17

      @@hornyducks4090 The AK is a stockless FAL/Galil that is using a PMAG. Because reasons.

    • @hornyducks4090
      @hornyducks4090 5 лет назад +2

      @@TMega5612 yeah it's a fal. And does there have to be a reason? It go pew pew real good

    • @TMega5612
      @TMega5612 5 лет назад +4

      @@hornyducks4090 I mean the FAL doesn't take PMags, so that's probably a decent reason right there.

  • @ExtraPlanar
    @ExtraPlanar 5 лет назад +144

    Spiff to Janessa right before entering Dragonsreach: “Remember, no Skyrim”

  • @matthewbush3360
    @matthewbush3360 3 года назад +43

    i was scrolling through youtube and stumbled upon this absolute legend and my new favorite person

    • @epbailey713
      @epbailey713 2 года назад +3

      Spiff is the best. I'm currently rewatching this. I love him so much.

    • @CuriousBrothers
      @CuriousBrothers 2 года назад +1

      Literally same in the past 3 days, all because I downloaded skyrim from game pass 😂 loving these

  • @SnazzleTuft
    @SnazzleTuft 4 года назад +175

    I would actually like to see more of this character. There’s just something satisfying about a British man playing as a totally legit human being with a chicken launcher.

  • @TheCommaA
    @TheCommaA 4 года назад +62

    5:44 "Ahh yes. Spider killing time! Perfect This is exactly what guns where designed for."
    Arachnophobes: "Exactly!"

  • @beans775
    @beans775 3 года назад +388

    When an American wakes up and hears: “Hey you, you’re finally awake!”

    • @A2goddess
      @A2goddess 3 года назад +10

      A unsc Marine tells you this "finally you're awake" while been captured by the american empire.

    • @JacobCollins123
      @JacobCollins123 3 года назад +7

      I live in Texas. Can confirm.

    • @bananapineapple6949
      @bananapineapple6949 3 года назад +3

      God bless. 🇺🇸

    • @asm9438
      @asm9438 2 года назад +1

      Sounds about right

    • @yooooo8600
      @yooooo8600 2 года назад

      Bad teeth

  • @PerfectPrimarch
    @PerfectPrimarch 2 года назад +26

    That's why I loved Morrowind. It would let you kill anyone by default, all that would happen is a little message would pop up saying 'you might want to reload because the future of your world has no hope' or something along those lines lol

    • @tree-stuffer
      @tree-stuffer Год назад +2

      You were exactly right:
      "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

    • @misteranthropy7082
      @misteranthropy7082 11 месяцев назад

      @@tree-stuffer why they would remove that baffles me

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 лет назад +20

    >Become Dragonborn.
    >Be obligated by destiny to save everyone in Skyrim.
    >Don't have to save anyone in Skyrim if there isn't anyone in Skyrim.
    Yeah, this is big brain time.

  • @xtz2100
    @xtz2100 5 лет назад +106

    "I cant let people live, you know how it's like"
    Spiff, 2019

    • @LMixir
      @LMixir 5 лет назад

      A most relatable quandary

  • @fromach
    @fromach 5 лет назад +295

    "I'm going to use the AK!"
    Model is actually a stockless FAL......

    • @DrangleicTrash
      @DrangleicTrash 5 лет назад +28

      I'm glad i wasn't the only one bothered by that

    • @jasonscarborough94
      @jasonscarborough94 5 лет назад +38

      Plus the "M4 Carbine" is actually an LR-300, but, at least the LR-300 is based on the M4, can't say the same for the Ak and FAL

    • @punkrockmartian
      @punkrockmartian 5 лет назад +23

      Don't get me started with every military shooter Calling any Russia firearm an ak47

    • @traaave
      @traaave 5 лет назад +6

      I found the muricans

    • @codyblea3638
      @codyblea3638 5 лет назад +6

      @David Bury and if you owned one or was interested in the history of weapons, you would know that AK47s are rare in the wild.

  • @latticeddreams
    @latticeddreams 2 года назад +11

    This let's me live out my contemplations about "how much damage could I do if I brought xyz modern weapon into the past"

  • @Michael_MW
    @Michael_MW 5 лет назад +97

    "Wait a second, don't you know that I am a politician? There's not enough for ANYONE BUT MEEEE!"
    Too real.

  • @PingasMonkey3rdClass
    @PingasMonkey3rdClass 5 лет назад +594

    "We will be using assault rifles."
    **shows a minigun**

    • @foremanxsl7225
      @foremanxsl7225 5 лет назад +4

      Unclecomrade420 I’m disappointed he barley touched any weapons, still a good video though

    • @Hovis_Enjoyer
      @Hovis_Enjoyer 5 лет назад +2

      and the M4 carbun

    • @soulgamess6337
      @soulgamess6337 5 лет назад +8

      It’s a weapon used to assault, he was in the clear

    • @solargaruda
      @solargaruda 5 лет назад +4

      SoulGamess 1 so that includes a pipe right?

    • @soulgamess6337
      @soulgamess6337 5 лет назад

      Ashantar Taran yes it does, it is a weapon used to assault

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 5 лет назад +69

    "I saw... Holograms of Spiff... Killing younglings..."
    "No. Not Spiff!"
    "Bruh, you know who you're talking about right?"

  • @KC4life87
    @KC4life87 Год назад +1

    At 18:32 of the spree, the way he says "ooh, there's a child!"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRatSquid
    @TheRatSquid 5 лет назад +31

    "Oh, if I had my full power, granting that would be trivial. I'd simply snap my fingers, and everyone in Skyrim would die. War resolved." - Clavicus Vile
    Thank you for fulfilling this Daedric Prince's idea.

  • @gaymare6236
    @gaymare6236 5 лет назад +131

    "someone has to do something, yet no one is doing anything"
    That's politics for ya

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 лет назад +2

      Someone, anyone but me. This Lizard has guns and I don't even know what that is.

    • @ReiDaTecnologia
      @ReiDaTecnologia 5 лет назад

      haha i thought the same when i heard it xD

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 5 лет назад +1

      well i would do something but we must knows its gender and care for its needs before we do anything you know human right and all so where the lizard gos around killing we must spend weeks working out what to do ahh politics

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 5 лет назад

      @@insaincaldo no no you see us on the empire are far left twats we suck elf dick every night and show respect for human rights of all every those of the minority lizard population lol unlike those far right stormcloak who wont show respect for him and will just guns him down without a fair hearing even a court case lol

  • @superregera799
    @superregera799 3 года назад +55

    Spiff: 0:07 "What's going on? A rumbling?"
    The construction crew with a jackhammer outside my house: Making your video experience as realistic as possible!

  • @Marsnarchy
    @Marsnarchy 2 года назад +2

    Imagine your on a cart and the guy who’s unconscious wakes up and starts talking about how he’s going to kill everybody in the country.

  • @Ashl33129
    @Ashl33129 5 лет назад +157

    Alternate title: “challenge: how many war crimes can you commit in 25 minutes”

  • @Dredued
    @Dredued 3 года назад +218

    When I saw the courier show up all I could think was , “don’t shoot him in the head or else he will rise from the grave and hunt you down for revenge.” And then he...shot him in the head.

    • @yewchicken2298
      @yewchicken2298 2 года назад +8

      Fallout New Vegas reference?

    • @Dredued
      @Dredued 2 года назад +4

      @@yewchicken2298 Yes

    • @Mike-official
      @Mike-official 2 года назад +1

      @@yewchicken2298 no

    • @kasrapourahmadi4574
      @kasrapourahmadi4574 2 года назад

      You mean a cowboy robot will dig his body out of a shallow grave, taking him to a doctor which then performs brain surgery on him

    • @adonysus
      @adonysus 2 года назад +5

      the game was rigged from the start :(

  • @DarthNox_DarkCouncil
    @DarthNox_DarkCouncil 5 лет назад +173

    Thalmor: *outlaws Talos worship*
    Me: *Loads LMG with religious intent*

    • @astrolight5220
      @astrolight5220 5 лет назад

      Soviet_Potato “I get that religion is important and all, but......”

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 5 лет назад +22

      Thalmor Agent: Talos is a false god.
      Talos Worshiper: *Bold words for someone in assault cannon range.*

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 5 лет назад +6

      Countryhumans is an abomination
      *convert to holy Polandball*

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 5 лет назад +1

      @@theguylivinginyourwalls you talk a lot of shit for someone in assault cannon distance

    • @devan6935
      @devan6935 5 лет назад

      all of you talk a lot of shit for people in smiting distance

  • @Vinguandur
    @Vinguandur 2 года назад +11

    1:05 the fact that he said something along the lines that england always has everything overpowered and then a pic of a gattling gun turret shows up while he says "assault rifles" makes it 100% better

  • @danielarcher4060
    @danielarcher4060 5 лет назад +328

    Alternative title : “how to be demonetised on RUclips”.

    • @bibby659
      @bibby659 5 лет назад +6

      Demonetisation is the least of his worries at this point what with youtubes newest rules coming out soon thanks to the FTC.

    • @kabalofthebloodyspoon
      @kabalofthebloodyspoon 5 лет назад +2

      @@bibby659 what did the feds do? Link pls

    • @rayvg7709
      @rayvg7709 5 лет назад +2

      @@kabalofthebloodyspoon COPPA, something about RUclips farming data and ads on kids. Which the FTC doesn't allow.

    • @bushmaster6894
      @bushmaster6894 5 лет назад +4

      @@kabalofthebloodyspoon Since our beloved Tea Drinker plays video games, he'll most likely be flagged as "kid friendly" and will lose all monetization and no longer be recommended, as well as losing his comments section. . . among other things.

    • @kabalofthebloodyspoon
      @kabalofthebloodyspoon 5 лет назад +4

      @@bushmaster6894 who the fuck do they think they are telling us how to live in Europe!?! no step on snek

  • @user-md9fp8bh2t
    @user-md9fp8bh2t 5 лет назад +277

    You could say its a “Cattlepult”

  • @lateforwork8970
    @lateforwork8970 5 лет назад +169

    "I will be using the legendary AK47 Rogues,"
    *takes out Paratrooper FALs*

    • @JammyD2579
      @JammyD2579 4 года назад +2

      This was a weird thing in Timesplitters Future Perfect, too. The "Soviet Rifle" weapon is pretty obviously based on the FAL, a distinctly non-Soviet weapon.
      That this seems to have cropped up again in a Skyrim mod of all places, I am confused as all hell.

  • @theviewer9363
    @theviewer9363 2 года назад +7

    Lol this gave me an idea. What if somebody made an overhaul mod where all regular weapons are replaced with guns, and you can still forge, enchant and craft them like regular weapons.

  • @thebakerofbananabread3237
    @thebakerofbananabread3237 3 года назад +154

    *Spiff shoots Courier* "The game was rigged from the start~"

  • @aaronsam6884
    @aaronsam6884 5 лет назад +147

    Steve Human is gunning for leadership, he's simply killing it

    • @aaronsam6884
      @aaronsam6884 5 лет назад +12

      His slogan, "I'll give each of you a shot"
      Love your videos

    • @Shinzo1204
      @Shinzo1204 5 лет назад

      Badum ssss

  • @PoyntFury
    @PoyntFury 5 лет назад +33

    Spiffing: "Today we'll be playing some Skyrim!"
    Modern Weapons: *Hey, you're finally awake!*

  • @chrishenry571
    @chrishenry571 Год назад +2

    This might be Spiff's finest video yet. Damn I want to drink tea!

  • @7th_phoenix546
    @7th_phoenix546 3 года назад +53

    “I once was an adventure like you until I took a 30cal to the knee”

  • @DarklordTsuki
    @DarklordTsuki 5 лет назад +120

    Mr Steve Human, "I am the leader of Skyrim"....
    *Reanu Keeves has entered the chat*

    • @lamfan3591
      @lamfan3591 5 лет назад +10

      Mr Steve Human uses gun
      Reanu Keeves is immune to Gun
      Reanu Keeves uses Weak Punch
      It’s a one hit KO
      Mr Steve Human feinted

    • @bagelninja3264
      @bagelninja3264 4 года назад

      Lam Fan reanu leaves leveled up.

    • @lamfan3591
      @lamfan3591 4 года назад

      Bagel Ninja leaves?

    • @bagelninja3264
      @bagelninja3264 4 года назад

      Lam Fan yeah. He leaves because he could care less. Also he just quick saved before leaving. If said

    • @bagelninja3264
      @bagelninja3264 4 года назад

      Lam Fan jk on everything leaves was autocorrect. But the quick save wasn't a joke

  • @Tridan_
    @Tridan_ 4 года назад +98

    “Don’t come to Helgen tomorrow”

  • @CausticSalsa
    @CausticSalsa 2 года назад +16

    I’d love a video continuing this campaign.

  • @bennupp2142
    @bennupp2142 5 лет назад +736

    Skryim: American Edition

    • @a.twilson9935
      @a.twilson9935 4 года назад +2

      alt name : Oswald.. or Berkowitz?!
      could be a very long list..

    • @kevinbrinker1010
      @kevinbrinker1010 4 года назад +11

      *Todd Howard wants to know your location

    • @89lance15
      @89lance15 4 года назад +11

      Skyrim but it's American and played by a Brit

    • @89lance15
      @89lance15 4 года назад +1

      damn this is old-ish

    • @auser994
      @auser994 4 года назад +11

      Skyrim: Education Edition

  • @TheRunningPigeon
    @TheRunningPigeon 5 лет назад +50

    It's like Skyrim with guns!
    Hmmmm... feels familiar

  • @ChessKnight865
    @ChessKnight865 4 года назад +100

    "Assault Rifles"
    Me: Stares at pic thinking
    "That's Right Ladies and Gentlemen"

  • @kingcoto9123
    @kingcoto9123 3 года назад +2

    "i actually have a few more places to venture OH THERES A CHILD"

  • @willdog3
    @willdog3 5 лет назад +98

    All the other nords with the pumped up kicks, better run, better run, outrun my gun.

    • @luniacle
      @luniacle 5 лет назад +1

      Yes haha run from my bullet

    • @bagelninja3264
      @bagelninja3264 4 года назад

      All the khajits with the pump up kicks better run better run faster than my bullet

  • @NintenTmaster
    @NintenTmaster 4 года назад +114

    "Oh no. Bethesda Game Studios! It's presenting something! *gasp* It's Skyrim!"
    -Everyone everytime Bethesda released a new version of Skyrim

    • @Sairiui
      @Sairiui 4 года назад +4

      Bethesda can't seem to make anything but Skyrim on every device capable of it

    • @GhostyGhost7007
      @GhostyGhost7007 4 года назад +2

      That gasp has slowly gone from excitement to bewilderment

  • @redcodec
    @redcodec 5 лет назад +29

    "I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM."

    • @brendanmartin4489
      @brendanmartin4489 5 лет назад +1

      Seen so many Star Wars references and I love you all. thank you.

  • @jessewaters
    @jessewaters 3 года назад +1

    *Mr. Steve Human shoots dog*
    (Reanu Keeves appears)
    Steve: “Why do I hear boss music?”

  • @allduckslikewater8017
    @allduckslikewater8017 4 года назад +265

    Alternate title: "British man behaving like US citizen"

    • @dogecoinking4727
      @dogecoinking4727 4 года назад +9

      Can confirm

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 4 года назад +10

      The only way he could make it more american would be if he did that in a school (Maybe the bard's or the mage's college).

    • @brendansodko
      @brendansodko 4 года назад +5

      with the most butt fuck and heinous M4 I've ever seen

    • @brendansodko
      @brendansodko 4 года назад +4

      No rear sight block, no buffer tube, Galil style hand grip, square butt stock the list goes on and on

    • @brendansodko
      @brendansodko 4 года назад +1

      @tacoburrito Swanson Hell yeah BRUTHR

  • @OriginalWarwood
    @OriginalWarwood 5 лет назад +59

    I feel that there was a lack of TNT in this episode.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 лет назад +1

      Sure, but there was a surprise exploding cow.

    • @awesomesauce5974
      @awesomesauce5974 5 лет назад

      Mr. Torgue is not pleased, needs more mother fucking explosions!

    • @35milesoflead
      @35milesoflead 5 лет назад

      Misread that as "Lack of TMNT".

  • @raptordave
    @raptordave 5 лет назад +50

    The evil dragon can't kill everyone if they're already dead.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 5 лет назад +2

      He can still eat their souls in Sovngard

    • @raptordave
      @raptordave 5 лет назад +2

      @@exantiuse497 But eventually everyone will be dead and there will be no more souls to eat and he'll starve to death.

  • @goreyfreeman
    @goreyfreeman 2 года назад +1

    17:41 "including the children, im sorry. even the younglings have to go."

  • @velvetthunder8732
    @velvetthunder8732 5 лет назад +30

    Spiff *Walks upstairs and sees guard*
    Jenassa: "So anyway I started blasting"

  • @Shadow81989
    @Shadow81989 4 года назад +21

    21:34 "It's the friends you make along the way..." really cracked me up - that was way better than even the cow-catapult!

  • @the_annihilator5810
    @the_annihilator5810 4 года назад +60

    guard: protecting village with his life because he loves the people and his family
    spiffy: murders him with a chicken

  • @kolega4ever
    @kolega4ever 2 года назад +2

    That distinguish between AR15 and M4 because of different mod is just a great topping for the hilarious quality xD

  • @greatscott3708
    @greatscott3708 4 года назад +89

    I honestly died laughing when he said “ oh no hes got air pods in”

    • @Sairiui
      @Sairiui 4 года назад

      *cue the sound of being riddled with arrows*

    • @thegoldenbro78
      @thegoldenbro78 4 года назад

      Omg He can hear me liking his comment
      *He has his Air Pods in*

  • @kevinmccracken8920
    @kevinmccracken8920 5 лет назад +68

    I’m disappointed someone missed the opportunity to name the catapult a “cowtapult”.

  • @crowokatagi4547
    @crowokatagi4547 4 года назад +16

    "Oh but don't you know, I'm a politician, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FOR ANYONE!!!"
    Me: seems right

  • @gold3npimp
    @gold3npimp 4 года назад +23

    Notice how not a single Stormcloak or imperial used magic, all but one: Ulfric and his one shout.

  • @sonicstormer
    @sonicstormer 5 лет назад +33

    MFW he literally shoots the messenger and misses the opportunity to make the joke.

  • @alexanderastora8164
    @alexanderastora8164 4 года назад +30

    I believe the scholars and the Elder Scrolls called this a "Pumped Up Kicks Moment."

  • @Lazerlord5275
    @Lazerlord5275 2 года назад +4

    4:20 that’s not an M4, that’s an AR15 upper and lower receiver with a G3 heatguard and stock along with a random, presumably 20 round 7.62mm magazine and a certain front iron sight. I love your work, Spiff. I just want to let you know your error.

    • @michealmalloy1934
      @michealmalloy1934 Год назад +1

      A fellow American I see.

    • @theoverseersoffice5533
      @theoverseersoffice5533 Год назад

      all of that and yet you're still wrong. it's an LR-300 and it's model is ripped straight from stalker.

    • @theoverseersoffice5533
      @theoverseersoffice5533 Год назад

      i just want to let you know your error.

    • @Lazerlord5275
      @Lazerlord5275 Год назад

      @@theoverseersoffice5533 nice, I'm not an expert. Thanks for the correction. Same thing tho, right? Jk, I know they are different

  • @hole-sawbear1500
    @hole-sawbear1500 5 лет назад +88

    Brit: "And we're going to be using...assault rifles"
    *Shows a picture of a belt fed minigun*
    Me: calm down there, USA Today, before you have another "under barrel chainsaw" incident.

  • @firstpersonsnooter2519
    @firstpersonsnooter2519 4 года назад +16

    "I will be using ARs in Skyrim!”
    Proceeds to show a picture of a minigun.

  • @Vernafveik
    @Vernafveik 5 лет назад +43

    0:46
    _What do you mean British?_
    This is definitely an American challenge.

    • @RandomPerson-cb9lp
      @RandomPerson-cb9lp 5 лет назад

      This is clearly an American thing.

    • @candycoral3804
      @candycoral3804 5 лет назад +5

      nah if it was american the guns would be labeled correctly

    • @facetankhank
      @facetankhank 5 лет назад +3

      Clearly you havent been paying attention in history class. The British were a nasty bunch after Rome left. But at the time they had vikings and romans in their bloodlines, so yeah..

    • @frog273
      @frog273 5 лет назад +1

      The British had guns before 'muricans were a thing, you know.

    • @plate_fox
      @plate_fox 5 лет назад +1

      No he isn’t in a school

  • @Midget32
    @Midget32 2 года назад +1

    21:09 this is the most satisfying piece of theatre in the world.