SMASHING STORYBOOK RHYMES!!!

Поделиться
HTML-код

Комментарии • 846

  • @ParappaTeam
    @ParappaTeam 2 года назад +60

    10:01 Lol I completely lost it when the speaker honked. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dadude001
    @dadude001 5 лет назад +49

    Toy: Hello! (giggles)
    Jaxen: Goodbye!
    *smashes toy with a hammer*

  • @maxdestrouction999
    @maxdestrouction999 4 года назад +19

    8:29 Sounds like toy is saying CHILL (from flamingo)

  • @taylorandvinettehardin
    @taylorandvinettehardin 7 дней назад +1

    6:12
    Jaxen Ross: Remember that song, kids? "One, two, buckle my shoe"?
    Me: Yeah, I used to sing it in kindergarten lol

  • @Blasphora-5839
    @Blasphora-5839 Год назад +19

    8:19 Book: Hello! *giggling*
    Jaxen: Goodbye! *smashes book with the Bam Slam Gadget*

    • @ihaveheadtrauma
      @ihaveheadtrauma Год назад +5

      The Bam Slam Gadget 😂😂😂

    • @NickNack7
      @NickNack7 Год назад +4

      to BAM and SLAM and BAM

    • @Tails94able
      @Tails94able 9 месяцев назад +2

      Ranger Smith: 🎶With soapy suds!🎶

  • @lonlygrimmy24
    @lonlygrimmy24 6 лет назад +61

    9:49 GET HOLY WATER AND CROSS TOO

    • @PrincipeGlory
      @PrincipeGlory 5 лет назад +3

      Please!

    • @chasewolfsaveukraine9601
      @chasewolfsaveukraine9601 5 лет назад +3

      Ren and Stimpy and Nickelodeon 90s fan um actually save the holy water and cross for 10:09

    • @maggiereynolds9348
      @maggiereynolds9348 Год назад +2

      OH SHOOT!!!! Y'all hearing this!?!?!?
      Uh-oh.....Haha.....it's turning into the devil alright,what did I just do??? [Nervous laugh]

  • @CHERABBAGIRL26
    @CHERABBAGIRL26 4 года назад +21

    2:49 Music starts

  • @matthewbatchelder3627
    @matthewbatchelder3627 5 лет назад +94

    Beginning- I already know my nursery rhymes
    Destruction - I wanna learn new nursery rhymes
    He already learn nursery rhymes yet you want to learn more?

    • @soshelrobinson2262
      @soshelrobinson2262 3 года назад

      Ffffflvvvvvvrrrb. Ffffff. Fffff. Bbb. Gvffddeedeeeeee. Vvfffv. Fff. Fff. Ffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrv. Fff. Hhhhh. Gg. Vgggg. Uuuu. Hjjiiiiiuy. You. Fmgdkj .

    • @nicknetwork118
      @nicknetwork118 3 года назад

      @@soshelrobinson2262 wat

    • @adoptmekitsune
      @adoptmekitsune 3 года назад

      Are you having a seizure

    • @soshelrobinson8020
      @soshelrobinson8020 3 года назад

      উুূুুুূূূূূূ্িি্্

    • @soshelrobinson8020
      @soshelrobinson8020 3 года назад

      frf ty6gg vfr abc boo bogwetdtbqebty 34 10dr 10012 16 44 78 13 11 tyn77 wetjhyun jygyu88i y8 09 iiiiiik jjjjjjj;jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj pp--p [pp00 'juhh ;uujjj িুপo- 0

  • @juliatorre8803
    @juliatorre8803 3 года назад +26

    "Hickory, dickory *BANG* ,
    The *BANG* went up the *BANG* ,
    The *BANG* *BANG BANG* and *BANG* *BANG BANG* ,
    Hickory dickory *BANG* ."
    Jaxen's type of nursery rhyme.

  • @babyslander3542
    @babyslander3542 4 года назад +34

    Story book rhymes: **exists**
    Jaxen: *hippity hoppity ur speaker is not ur property*

  • @thesliquifier3966
    @thesliquifier3966 5 лет назад +17

    I get an ASMR feel when ever i watch this guys videos

  • @chars3113
    @chars3113 4 года назад +46

    Jaxen: I'm not here to collect it, i'm here to send it to the depts of hell
    Me: 😂😂😂

  • @notedchord3248
    @notedchord3248 5 лет назад +124

    *Remember when he was testing the toys before killing them*

  • @curtisashby768
    @curtisashby768 3 года назад +35

    10:10 R.I.P Speaker, you will be missed!

  • @robbietucker5070
    @robbietucker5070 5 лет назад +42

    Best part "you think it's dream? I think it sucks like my life"

  • @kittysmitty310
    @kittysmitty310 4 года назад +48

    10:28 you broke it to the point its trying to find a radio station to tune in to

  • @oliviaflores3930
    @oliviaflores3930 2 года назад +11

    The book: Hello! *giggles*
    Jaxen: Goodbye! or it should be “Adiós! *cackles*

  • @holeofdarn
    @holeofdarn 5 лет назад +49

    14:06 "oswatta"
    14:08 "eyway ah"
    14:11 "ah, er er burp"

    • @דנהאלפרט
      @דנהאלפרט 3 года назад +1

      Your logo kills my life

    • @SammyS44
      @SammyS44 3 года назад +1

      @@דנהאלפרט I argee

    • @Jevin72468
      @Jevin72468 11 месяцев назад

      Jaxen Ross: *recording himself saying stuff while destroying the toy* Camera: *glitches the recording and speeds it up and shows video too*

    • @ingasimkiene7391
      @ingasimkiene7391 2 месяца назад +2

      14:06 14:08 14:11

  • @leroythekilleralt7172
    @leroythekilleralt7172 6 лет назад +28

    This video is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

    • @leroythekilleralt7172
      @leroythekilleralt7172 3 года назад +3

      @@cutieprincess927 yes

    • @Chicken1y4
      @Chicken1y4 20 дней назад

      SO YOU LOVE DESTROYING TOYS WHILE YOU ARE LIKE 6 YEARS OLD!?

  • @p.ai.nterrr
    @p.ai.nterrr 7 лет назад +35

    10:32 it sounds like it has a stroke

  • @Evol_studios0
    @Evol_studios0 5 лет назад +40

    "This toy bought me memories"

  • @Mr.Warfares
    @Mr.Warfares 6 лет назад +29

    I had this at my dad's house when I was 5

  • @sophiagacha400
    @sophiagacha400 3 года назад +4

    Story Book Rhymes: Hello! *Giggles* Jaxen: Goodbye!

  • @ParappaTeam
    @ParappaTeam 2 года назад +12

    9:46 She’s Distorted The Speaker! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @disneyscientist9461
    @disneyscientist9461 5 лет назад +84

    He destroyed the speaker and it sounds like the DEVIL.

  • @STEP2004
    @STEP2004 6 лет назад +29

    10:10. Sounds like it's having a drink.

    • @paweldomel1324
      @paweldomel1324 2 года назад

      Let’s learn nUrsery rhymes
      LET’S LEARN NuRSERY RHYMES

  • @xxsuperproductionsxx138
    @xxsuperproductionsxx138 2 года назад +3

    8:19 toy: hello!
    jaxen: goodbye.

  • @Tails94able
    @Tails94able 3 года назад +4

    Toy: Hello! *giggles*
    You: Good bye!

  • @rlbx
    @rlbx 6 лет назад +38

    10:10 Imma turn into devil mode xD

  • @sgnjamcitydevteam6913
    @sgnjamcitydevteam6913 Год назад +8

    *Toy: Hello!*
    *Jaxen: Goodbye.*
    *Hits it with a hammer*

  • @emilyhopemeechem4183
    @emilyhopemeechem4183 4 года назад +22

    Once Upon a Time, Jaxen destroys stupid and dumb toys as a destruction.
    The End

    • @egg19_ag-8
      @egg19_ag-8 3 года назад +2

      Whoever written this story, thank you

    • @VRSrtr
      @VRSrtr 2 года назад +1

      AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @VRSrtr
      @VRSrtr 2 года назад +1

      AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @thedeclanshow8305
      @thedeclanshow8305 2 года назад +1

      😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kubabryczynski6653
      @kubabryczynski6653 2 года назад +2

      16 likes of the destruction video, bad of saga or yes of course?

  • @chinoy8538
    @chinoy8538 2 года назад +15

    Jaxen:I’m not here to collect it, I’m here to send it to the depths of hell.
    Me:What the hell🤣🤣🤣

  • @marianamilitaru8527
    @marianamilitaru8527 7 лет назад +39

    Thanks for smashing it. It was a piece of crap

  • @Cool_orange201
    @Cool_orange201 3 года назад +6

    6:48 ahh there goes that classic fisher price dog again

  • @lewismorgan7946
    @lewismorgan7946 4 года назад +8

    4:39 Oh Bob sag I just pressed the nose

  • @XaneMyers
    @XaneMyers 5 лет назад +7

    7:30 Why does this happen, with the speaker getting louder than normal when the toy is damaged?

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 5 лет назад +2

      Dust and dirt getting forced out probably

    • @milkywaygacha5244
      @milkywaygacha5244 5 лет назад

      Mister coupon

    • @CorrinsNohrianScum
      @CorrinsNohrianScum 4 года назад +2

      Michael Finlay Sounds about right

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 2 года назад +1

      @@CorrinsNohrianScum idk how a volume control like that works so heres my guess: if it puts more power into the speaker the louder its set then ig something was keeping it at low power, which broke and put the speaker to full power

  • @Avasworld-e4r
    @Avasworld-e4r 2 года назад +1

    One 1 Lion roar
    That’s my favorite part of the video

  • @Cheekybutcharming
    @Cheekybutcharming 7 месяцев назад

    Storybook Rhymes: Hello *giggles*
    Jaxen: GOODBYE *uses bam slam gadget to hit storybook rhymes*

  • @AF.281OldChannel
    @AF.281OldChannel 6 лет назад +6

    I Like Your Pac-man Ghost Light, Jaxen!

  • @nazartverdokhlebov
    @nazartverdokhlebov 9 месяцев назад +3

    5:12 The Learningblocks:
    A B C = Alphablocks
    1 2 3 = Numberblocks
    🔺🟡🟦 = Colourblocks
    ??? = Thinkingblocks or the upcoming Learningblocks

  • @TeodoraFusaro-v4k
    @TeodoraFusaro-v4k 6 месяцев назад +2

    10:02 [BRUH] the speaker honked 😂😂😂

  • @xx_naxo-gaming_xxsoybkn1661
    @xx_naxo-gaming_xxsoybkn1661 7 лет назад +7

    CONGRATS DUDE!! YOU POSTED IT ON MY BIRTHDAY!! THANK YOU!! AND I WISH YOU MAKE HAPPY TREE FRIENDS PLUSH ADVENTURES!

  • @Tentavision2004
    @Tentavision2004 3 года назад +3

    Tourettes guy: Oh. Bob Saget!!

  • @KarbPlays
    @KarbPlays 3 года назад +3

    1:42 Will make you burst out laughing you just wait😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂…

  • @imadawgyo6119
    @imadawgyo6119 6 лет назад +31

    Do a Barbie Doll Destruction Video

    • @seko0629
      @seko0629 5 лет назад +1

      But uts its not electrinoc

    • @rjpeoples1376
      @rjpeoples1376 5 лет назад +1

      Some barbie dolls got sound

    • @Jojo15639
      @Jojo15639 4 года назад

      (¬_¬) NOOOOOOOO

  • @holeofdarn
    @holeofdarn 5 лет назад +5

    My childhood rises, even for one video.

  • @ghjgfhjggh3452
    @ghjgfhjggh3452 4 года назад +4

    6:14
    Yes! I remember that when I was 4 years old.

  • @PuffyPinkSpirit
    @PuffyPinkSpirit 2 года назад +8

    I remember that thing! I even slept with that, and my mum kinda hated it. Now that you helped me remember it, my childhood has been revived.

    • @ThiccSteveYT
      @ThiccSteveYT 2 года назад

      You did the scribbles?

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 2 года назад

      @@ThiccSteveYT how many cheez-its Steve ate

    • @ThiccSteveYT
      @ThiccSteveYT 2 года назад

      5 - 8 boxes

  • @eliisjackrawr1388
    @eliisjackrawr1388 4 года назад +14

    3:44 That wasn't even a lion roar, that was Bowser's roar from Super Mario Brothers.

  • @andreavela1433
    @andreavela1433 3 года назад +7

    9:58 extreme distortion speaker 😂😂😂

  • @isabellboyd8404
    @isabellboyd8404 3 года назад +5

    10:29 when you seen your fav bit

  • @noahnorman6877
    @noahnorman6877 4 года назад +3

    I just noticed that the text in the nursery rhyme pages is literally in Comic Sans.

  • @dianawood4070
    @dianawood4070 3 года назад +4

    3 years later now are you 19 or 20?

  • @lion-bn4co
    @lion-bn4co 6 лет назад +5

    I went to the animal Fair.
    I went to to the animal Fair.
    The birds And the beasts we're there
    The big baboon by the light on the moon
    Was Combing his Auburn hair
    The ants go marching
    The ants go marching
    Horrah horrah!
    The ants go marching one by one
    Horrah horrah!
    The ants go marching one by one
    The little one stops
    To play his drum
    They all go marching
    Down😆
    Next will be....

  • @ween1502
    @ween1502 3 года назад +12

    Mom: Read this everday so you can learn
    Son: But i dont want to!
    Mom: Do it!
    Son: fine...
    Also son: 8:48

  • @SuperFabriSparkle795
    @SuperFabriSparkle795 3 года назад +4

    Que bonito ❤️ Sigue porque yo seré el nuevo suscriptor de ti 👍👍😄

  • @sherylsalting1694
    @sherylsalting1694 5 лет назад +4

    Correct thing when you get old
    Smash storybook rhymes

  • @bladebair3636
    @bladebair3636 6 лет назад +4

    I had that same book when I was little!
    The same exact one!
    who else got that feeling on one of these videos?

  • @rafaelvarela5509
    @rafaelvarela5509 4 года назад +3

    who's watching this video in 2020?

  • @theelderscrollsnerdysgramo7180
    @theelderscrollsnerdysgramo7180 3 года назад +2

    The lion looks like Wakkos face from animaniacs

  • @emily91303
    @emily91303 5 лет назад +11

    14:07 Oh, sweat!
    14:09 Gotta gray off!

  • @shinylugiagames270
    @shinylugiagames270 Год назад

    One, two, buckle my shoee~ three, four, buckle s'moree~ five, six, *NIKE KICKS*
    DAT IS SO FIRE🔥🔥🔥

  • @meredithm57
    @meredithm57 2 года назад +1

    Oh come on I was just listening to your new nursery rhymes because of the way you were singing!!!😗

  • @josegabrielhuertarodriguez4388
    @josegabrielhuertarodriguez4388 2 месяца назад

    Lol I completely lost it when the speaker honked.

  • @BrandonGamer2012
    @BrandonGamer2012 Год назад

    BAM Slam Gadget: (smashing)
    Toy: (turns into the devil)
    Jaxen: Oh, s**t!
    It WAS turning into the devil 10:09

  • @claytonburns3827
    @claytonburns3827 3 года назад +3

    9:29
    Caterpillar: Don't hit my head plz?
    Jaxen Ross is b-a-c-k: Ok *hits head with hammer*
    Caterpillar: ow stop!
    Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: *continues hitting*
    Caterpillar: Stop! Ow ow ow ow!
    9:43
    Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: Stop interrupting me!!! *hits super hard on head*
    Caterpillar: OW :(
    9:58
    Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: goodbye! *Hits a lot*
    Caterpillar: STOP OR ELSE...
    Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: no *continues to hit*
    10:09
    Caterpillar: *transforms into the devil*
    Jaxan Ross is b-a-c-k: OH SHI-
    *DEAD*

  • @Dentist.Khlare
    @Dentist.Khlare 4 года назад +12

    I played with this as a baby long time ago

    • @Lemmy2.0
      @Lemmy2.0 2 года назад +1

      Never had one of these but I wouldn’t have loved it I would personally do the same as he did.

    • @VRSrtr
      @VRSrtr 2 года назад +1

      AAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @diedrewiedemann-fidell3773
    @diedrewiedemann-fidell3773 3 года назад +1

    Me when I see a nursery RHYME: WHAT IS THAT GET IT AWAY FROM ME

  • @elitemation
    @elitemation 4 года назад +3

    I didnt know how to turn this thing off when I was little so I just left it in like a room where we keep old stuff. So it just sits there.. any small movements might make it to do sounds. (The room’s walls are thin so the cabinet it was on was always moving), In that dark room you just hear its voice.
    One time I was locked in the room when I was playing hide and seek. I accidentally moved the cabinet and it sang songs. I cried for help but everyone in my house was outside. I couldnt sleep that night and begged my mom to destroy the fucking demon.

  • @josephwagner5148
    @josephwagner5148 5 лет назад +8

    At 9:53 It sound like it said the f word

  • @SanDObliviousStargazer
    @SanDObliviousStargazer Год назад

    When A 5 Year Old Kid Wants A Book Of Rhyming Songs And They Get This… 😂😂😂

  • @Officialbrownrobinbird
    @Officialbrownrobinbird 4 года назад +2

    I remember playing with that toy at my grandma's house

  • @tarapicariello6746
    @tarapicariello6746 3 года назад +1

    I love this video because you break stuff

  • @maxtech66999
    @maxtech66999 2 года назад +1

    lol love the fast forward part 🤣🤣

  • @OhioanGhost
    @OhioanGhost 6 лет назад +4

    Jesus this can bash someone's head open if you tried hard enough

  • @vincent.mazkett187
    @vincent.mazkett187 2 года назад

    After watching Word Whammer sequel...I just subbed

  • @SlashX_48
    @SlashX_48 7 лет назад +26

    8:50 HAHAHAHHA XD

  • @justadoor5772
    @justadoor5772 Год назад +1

    Bro took ethan zamanis hickory dickory dock into a new level

  • @KewTramEnthusiast
    @KewTramEnthusiast 2 года назад +2

    Demon Amogus: why is nursery Rhymes is Bad

  • @martinmoreno1957
    @martinmoreno1957 3 года назад +1

    I like this 😊

  • @minecraft_zombie5222
    @minecraft_zombie5222 3 года назад +10

    8:34 demon toy

  • @EkremBuljubasi
    @EkremBuljubasi Год назад +1

    Hahahahaha, 1 2 buckle my shoes 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nikey kicks!!!!!!

  • @xianchasemagayon580
    @xianchasemagayon580 2 года назад +1

    I remember that “jaxen” said “1 monkey 1 bird”

  • @icywhirlwind88
    @icywhirlwind88 5 лет назад +14

    10:12 it ate Chipotle

  • @ItsCrappyPapsTime
    @ItsCrappyPapsTime 2 года назад +7

    Bear in the Big Blue House: Let's play the piano!
    Fisher Price: Let's learn nursery rhymes!

    • @igoriks8730
      @igoriks8730 2 года назад +3

      Me: Let's make from this a boring book for Americans! And let's get some salt!

    • @thedeclanshow8305
      @thedeclanshow8305 2 года назад

      @@igoriks8730 bruh🤣

    • @BubbotCentral
      @BubbotCentral 2 года назад

      Quigley: Let’s learn letters!

    • @Blasphora-5839
      @Blasphora-5839 Год назад

      Jaxen: Let's smash toys!

  • @christianpadilla5621
    @christianpadilla5621 Год назад

    8:19
    toy: hello!
    jaxen: goodbye!
    BANG

  • @creamtherabbitandsisters
    @creamtherabbitandsisters 2 года назад +1

    This Makes me Laugh😂😂😂😂

  • @NickNack7
    @NickNack7 Год назад +1

    Alternate Title: STORYBOOK RHYMES DESTRUCTION

  • @thegreatestphilosoph
    @thegreatestphilosoph 5 лет назад +8

    8:29 i wat when it says 'how low?'

    • @CorrinsNohrianScum
      @CorrinsNohrianScum 4 года назад

      It’s actually saying hello but I can’t stop hearing that now

  • @lewismorgan7946
    @lewismorgan7946 4 года назад +3

    7:28 Oh what the freak I just closed the book and it still keeps talking

  • @yungsoldier9188
    @yungsoldier9188 4 года назад +2

    5:54 - 6:00 YOU THINK ITS A DREAM!?!? WELL IT SUCKS JUST LIKE MY LIFE!
    Messi’s life:ME TOO!!!!

  • @ParappaTeam
    @ParappaTeam 2 года назад +3

    10:08 He destroyed the speaker and it sounds like the DEVIL.

  • @AcidyGDOSC
    @AcidyGDOSC 3 месяца назад +2

    I’m surprised he’s 23/24 now and still smashing toys

  • @crazyeight_est.2019
    @crazyeight_est.2019 3 года назад +3

    0:07 *[C O M I C S A N S I N T E N S I F I E S]*

  • @jigglycuber2009
    @jigglycuber2009 5 лет назад +2

    One, two, buckle my shoe
    Three, four, f**k at the door

  • @lewismorgan7946
    @lewismorgan7946 4 года назад +6

    7:57 OK I parently I made this toy louder

  • @fluffythefatsqare
    @fluffythefatsqare 3 года назад +1

    I laugh when is say let's learn nursery rhymes and he said I'm leaning alright

  • @ConorDaRobin
    @ConorDaRobin 6 лет назад +3

    Complete with Comic Sans.

  • @wethotsoup6279
    @wethotsoup6279 4 года назад +1

    Oh Bob Saget I pressed the nose!

  • @mattybraps7620
    @mattybraps7620 Год назад +5

    The fun begins at 7:27