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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @h0m3st4r
    @h0m3st4r 9 лет назад +146

    Well, think about everything Fox has been through. His mother was killed in a car bomb blast when he was a kid; his father was betrayed on Venom by Pigma; the Cornerian government never responded to either incident; he dropped out of flying school; he has spent most of his life since then getting shot at by every nasty in the Lylat system; he has repeatedly run into financial trouble as a mercenary; he let Falco bail on the Star Fox team shortly after Andross' first defeat; he lost nearly all of the friends he made on Sauria to the apparoids; he never got close to Krystal because he thought he would end up hurting her; and Slippy has almost gotten his hide torched more times than anyone in the team would bother to count. If Fox hasn't had a tragic life, who has?

    • @KyanbuXM
      @KyanbuXM 9 лет назад +3

      fallenangel2100 didn't they retcon that with 64?

    • @geardog24
      @geardog24 9 лет назад +1

      KyanbuXM they did. Mostly because it's stupid.

    • @StarFoxHeroSJ
      @StarFoxHeroSJ 9 лет назад +2

      That was never canon in the first place.

    • @hoodieninja_7203
      @hoodieninja_7203 9 лет назад +1

      KyanbuXM They didn't. I've also heard that there's a Nintendo Power comic that may still be canon that confirms the theory.

    • @geardog24
      @geardog24 9 лет назад

      HoodieNinja_7 that was based on the first game. They have normal legs now.

  • @TrevorNickell
    @TrevorNickell 9 лет назад +177

    "Random gold leg"? More like Captain Falcon's boots/shin-guards!

    • @AzzBlasta
      @AzzBlasta 9 лет назад

      Lel m8

    • @PatronasNC
      @PatronasNC 9 лет назад

      That's what i was gonna say! ^^

    • @MasterKcoop
      @MasterKcoop 9 лет назад

      its a robo leg

    • @aceotaku
      @aceotaku 9 лет назад +5

      they amputated their legs and replaced them with cybernetic ones for...reasons. so yeah, gold LEG.

    • @Xrey69
      @Xrey69 9 лет назад +2

      aceotaku Well they imputed their legs because of the g-force effect.

  • @mrjohnnyjohnster3940
    @mrjohnnyjohnster3940 9 лет назад +38

    Can you just imagine Slippy's honeymoon? "Things are starting to heat up! I'm havin' some trouble here! Fox, help meeeeee!"

    • @IndieLambda
      @IndieLambda 8 лет назад +5

      That's not what scares me the most, Peppy would respond and explain him everything, using the wrong words.

    • @Rileyrose-z8e
      @Rileyrose-z8e 8 лет назад +5

      Stick it in and do a barrol roll

  • @YoungIndigoOfficial
    @YoungIndigoOfficial 9 лет назад +32

    you missed the ending where he gets lost in an alternate reality and never returns, flying until his ship gives out on him, eventually suffocating alone in space or being blasted to death fighting for a cause he can't remember.

  • @englishhedgehog7
    @englishhedgehog7 9 лет назад +75

    How the heck did Slippy of all characters get laid?

    • @KyanbuXM
      @KyanbuXM 9 лет назад +32

      While he isn't exactly a sexy guy. He is a successful engineer and has aided the team in saving the galaxy numerous times. That's enough to get a relationship started alone. That and he's probably the least dickish of the bunch. So he's got the nice guy thing going for him.

    • @aurafox1
      @aurafox1 9 лет назад +24

      KyanbuXM He's the "least dickish" because he has to be nice to everyone or else he won't have anyone to save his ass when he gets in trouble.

    • @KyanbuXM
      @KyanbuXM 9 лет назад

      Aura Fox XD

    • @geardog24
      @geardog24 9 лет назад +6

      Maybe to other frogs, he's a super model.

    • @Petronia911
      @Petronia911 9 лет назад +17

      Slippy gets aaaalll the bitches.

  • @projectTyrasa
    @projectTyrasa 9 лет назад +13

    as someone who beat Starfox Command and got every ending, I gotta say, this seemed awfully biased against Krystal, and although she did break from the team again in the ending shown at 1:50 actually playing through the story route leading to that ending gives you the context of the fact that Fox pushed her away, he feared for her safety and forced her from the team dispite her not wishing to leave, he did this so she wouldn't be in danger, but she didn't see it the same way and rebelled against Fox's idea by joining Starwolf *(which was totally because Panther was waiting to catch her on the rebound and was only able to do so because she was vulnerable after suffering the pain of being pushed away by the one she loved)* in short She left because of Fox, which is evident when she was reluctant to rejoin Starfox when they sought her out. so in the end while said ending was still sad it wasn't nearly as heinous as the lady in this video made it out to be

  • @yusharider
    @yusharider 9 лет назад +76

    oh so that's how falco and fox got in smash bros

    • @arielgonzalez008
      @arielgonzalez008 9 лет назад +33

      And that's how Wolf didn't return after Brawl

    • @yusharider
      @yusharider 9 лет назад +4

      lol ... :(

    • @SuperGuldo
      @SuperGuldo 9 лет назад +3

      Ariel Gonzalez
      we dont need 3 times the same character

    • @arielgonzalez008
      @arielgonzalez008 9 лет назад

      You're right, but what we need is to know how you managed to get a gif as your profile picture... Assuming it isn't as easy as just saving a .gif file and using it when changing your profile pic.

    • @SuperGuldo
      @SuperGuldo 9 лет назад

      Ariel Gonzalez
      i just took a gif thats it

  • @MarioGMan25
    @MarioGMan25 9 лет назад +51

    ....All of these endings are like bad-ish fanfiction... Jeez my friends were right.

    • @GITMASTERZ
      @GITMASTERZ 9 лет назад +2

      eh its not too bad, they had to go into the relationship details because thats part of the course, since you always save the galaxy from something, be it pigma or emporer.
      its just very interesting that team ninja went with alternate endings

    • @austinkletch2707
      @austinkletch2707 9 лет назад +2

      So there's only two where starfox get's krystal out of nine either she goes with panther or starwolf on the other endings.
      It would of been better if they use my fanfiction where krystal get in a gang bang with the guardians of the galaxy and she causes rocket and groot to get in fight because groot was like "bros before hoes" and rockets like "fuck off". while they are fighting krystal gives star lord bloated space crabs and later she gives them to rocket too. So star lord and rocket had to gets a sex change to cure it. so they have a lesbian bdsm orgy with krystal, that green chick, female star lord and rocket. they didn't get the space crabs again because they shaved krystal. female rocket marries groot, but none of that was real because it was all a dream from that strong grey dude.
      *discloser* None of that is a real fanfiction. I don't write fanfictions, I was just fucking around. Jokes on you.

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 9 лет назад +4

      Gotta like how even in the "Good" ending where they start a new Starfox team with old Falco, Fox and Crystal's kid looks suspiciously like Wolf. I'm serious, look at his face! That fur pattern! The way the white part goes between his eyes! Neither Fox or Crystal have that, but Wolf does!
      So even in the best outcome, Krystal slutted around with Wolf and Fox just raised their kid.

    • @SparktehFox
      @SparktehFox 9 лет назад +1

      dracocrusher Fox's father has that.

  • @drawinggunblades4263
    @drawinggunblades4263 8 лет назад +22

    Wait, if Falco takes part in G-Zero, would his name be Captain Falco?
    FALCO PUUUNCH!

  • @Helmslock
    @Helmslock 9 лет назад +26

    Starfox Command is the dragon ball GT of the star fox franchise -___-

    • @UFOPiXEL7983
      @UFOPiXEL7983 6 лет назад

      I though that was Star Fox Adventure.

  • @Windrake101
    @Windrake101 9 лет назад +87

    "Who's Krystal?" Yeah I'm pretty sure nobody even remotely familiar with Star Fox doesn't know who Krystal is. And even many who never played/watch/etc. a Star Fox game! She has her own "independent" reputation. ;)

    • @SnowyDragoon
      @SnowyDragoon 9 лет назад +18

      +fsmetal that's probably way too accurate than it should be...

    • @DOSFrost
      @DOSFrost 9 лет назад +15

      because furries
      just like lola bunny

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 9 лет назад +8

      Krystal is by far the most popular StarFox character, assuming people would click on a star fox video, and not know who Krystal was is pretty silly. o_o

    • @Smartfunnyandlazy
      @Smartfunnyandlazy 9 лет назад +1

      Art Murder i didn't know who she was...

    • @Lightdragon773
      @Lightdragon773 9 лет назад

      Blame the internet

  • @UmbraStarWolf
    @UmbraStarWolf 9 лет назад +6

    Who knew Starfox was that dark and deep...

  • @DOSFrost
    @DOSFrost 9 лет назад +11

    That frog should never procreate.
    Never.

    • @IronHawk96
      @IronHawk96 6 лет назад +1

      Hey he's incredibly useful. He was the one who build Fox's blaster

  • @deathbattle
    @deathbattle  9 лет назад

    Can I get promoted to "Super Star Intern"? Not without your help! Please LIKE and SHARE this episode to help me out :) Thanks!

  • @zennyfieldster4220
    @zennyfieldster4220 7 лет назад +6

    dam! fox spent an entire game to save Krystal and then ends up dumping him in the many different endings. why did we save her from being trapped inside a Krystal in adventures if she was just going to do that to him?

  • @alexandertalm6590
    @alexandertalm6590 9 лет назад +1

    I love this new series! I like how of the two episodes I watched before now we had just a fun recap of older comics and a fan theory with research backing it up. Keep up the series ScrewAttack!

  • @pragmat1k
    @pragmat1k 9 лет назад +4

    Maybe Falco's golden leg is a shout out to Captain Falcon? Considering what that last ending is.

  • @foxboy3000
    @foxboy3000 9 лет назад +1

    I loved StarFox... It meant something very personal to my childhood. Thank you for bringing back those memories.

  • @AlwayzDope
    @AlwayzDope 9 лет назад +2

    "and if that ugly thing finds her that pathetic, you know things are ruff" i see what you did there...

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 9 лет назад +5

    I actually like the good family ending. Maybe they could make a series with Marcus and his team.

    • @alvarochaves1999
      @alvarochaves1999 2 года назад +1

      That hare which appeared in this ending is Lucy's daughter?

  • @thephantomoftheparadise5666
    @thephantomoftheparadise5666 8 лет назад +3

    How do you not recognize Krystal? She's literally the only blue fox in the entire universe!

  • @isultansultangaliev5852
    @isultansultangaliev5852 9 лет назад

    You need to make this more often, this is literally the best thing on the channel outside of the Death Battle itself.

  • @IronHawk96
    @IronHawk96 6 лет назад +6

    Fox needs a vacation..

  • @TheOmegagoldfish
    @TheOmegagoldfish 9 лет назад +21

    I though Starfox Command was not canon...

    • @alexanderbiamou9199
      @alexanderbiamou9199 9 лет назад +1

      No, it is. Starfox 2 on the other hand, is not canon

    • @TheOmegagoldfish
      @TheOmegagoldfish 9 лет назад +10

      Alexander Biamou Probably because it was never released.

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo 9 лет назад

      Says who?

    • @NSFDarkIce
      @NSFDarkIce 9 лет назад +4

      Alexander Biamou The game has no concrete ending, its not canon.

    • @TheOmegagoldfish
      @TheOmegagoldfish 9 лет назад

      NSFDarkIce It actually has 9 concrete endings, although some of them are the same scenario seen from different angles.

  • @michellehalman5752
    @michellehalman5752 9 лет назад +5

    I really hated that Star Fox game! I wanted more! I loved that series!

  • @524silverstripes
    @524silverstripes 9 лет назад +1

    one thing that would be pretty cool, if they made a new starfox and it was a little like the Mass Effect series where something you did in the previous game (characters leaving dying) affect how the next game is played

  • @wizardgeno
    @wizardgeno 9 лет назад +12

    Starfox U is either a remake of a Starfox game (I hope not Command), or just changes the timeline like with Yoshi's New Island.

    • @Helmslock
      @Helmslock 9 лет назад +9

      yoshi "new" island? yoshi Half-assed island is more accurate. -__-

    • @wizardgeno
      @wizardgeno 9 лет назад

      ***** Still better than Yoshi Island DS.

    • @Helmslock
      @Helmslock 9 лет назад +3

      wizardgeno
      At least Yoshi Island DS music is't kazooie shit like yoshi Half-assed island.

    • @palewolf9346
      @palewolf9346 9 лет назад +2

      Shit better not be another remake.

    • @laprasking
      @laprasking 9 лет назад +5

      Its a series set in space. By that logic, it is custom by law that they must have at least 1 different alternate timeline.
      Coz hey, it did not stop Nintendo splitting the Zelda timeline into 3....

  • @AlexR-ATG
    @AlexR-ATG 9 лет назад +1

    1:31 - The boot that Falco is wearing here is the exact same as a certain other Nintendo character...one who deserves in own game as a matter of fact. (Platinum Games, anyone?)
    4:31 - Falco's idea pretty much boils down to "Hey, you know that racing series that (insert aforementioned mystery character here) is in? Let's just give up piloting and enter that series!"
    Being a fan of that racing series for its speed and difficulty, as well as that character which I still won't mention his name because I'm pretty sure you've already figured out who it is, I have to ask: Nintendo...why do you have to tease me with all this? I mean, I just want to show my moves on a new console for crying out loud.

  • @dylansmith5206
    @dylansmith5206 9 лет назад +14

    My Top #10 Death Battle Idea's I Would Love To See You Guys Do In The Near Future (1-10)!
    #1. Thanos (Marvel Comics) VS. Darksied (DC Comics)
    #2. Avatar Aang (From Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS. Naruto Uzumaki (From The Naruto Manga Series)
    #3. Pit (From The Kid Icarus Series) VS. Sora (From The Kingdom Hearts Series)
    #4. Frieza (From Dragon Ball Z) VS. Mewtwo (From The Pokemon Series)
    #5. Ganondorf (From The Legend Of Zelda Series) VS. Bowser (From The Mario Series)
    #6. The Slender-Man (A Creepypasta Character) VS. Jeff The Killer (A Creepypasta Character)
    #7. Lucario (From The Pokemon Series) VS. Renamon (From The Digimon Series)
    #8. Galactus (Marvel Comics) VS. Unicron (From The Transformers Series)
    #9. Little Mac (From The Punch Out Series) VS. Balrog (From The Street Fighter Series)
    #10. Mega-Man (From The Mega-Man Series) VS. Astro Boy (From The Astro Boy Manga Series)

    • @danteastral9665
      @danteastral9665 9 лет назад

      1. Darkside
      2. (depends future Naruto and Aang or young Natuto and Aang)
      3. Pit
      4. not really much of a good one sorry but Frieza
      5. Ganondorf
      6. Slenderman (he made Jeff into a creepypasta)
      7. i think Lucario
      8. Unicron
      9. Balrog
      10. DO IT DEATH BATTLE DO IT

    • @SidGorgon
      @SidGorgon 9 лет назад +1

      Dante Cazares You both spelled Darkseid wrong.
      I will agree that Mega Man vs Astro Boy needs to be a thing though!

    • @TheGoldenFighter
      @TheGoldenFighter 9 лет назад

      ShotgunEnthusiast It should. It will probably be even the next one after Gaara vs. Toph, since it will pan out like Deathstroke vs. Deadpool.
      Apparently, people have been asking for this for at least 2/3 years. Same as DS vs. DP. Hopefully Astro Boy wins. :)
      Still don't know exactly why the comparison, but that's probably because I literally know nothing about Mega Man.
      I guess he's like an Android/Cyborg too? Can he Fly? Anyway, yeah. :)

    • @TheGoldenFighter
      @TheGoldenFighter 9 лет назад

      Dante Cazares I think it will be Young Naruto and Aang, because they're both 12 I think in the beginning of there series? (Though Chronologically, he's 112 of course.) :)
      Plus Aang was never really shown his feats as a Teen/Adult that much. It would make sense. :)

    • @TheGoldenFighter
      @TheGoldenFighter 9 лет назад

      Why do you and others compare Aang and Naruto? I'd like to know. :)

  • @XelionGraves
    @XelionGraves 9 лет назад +2

    This has probably been said already, but I can't spot it in the comments: Katt Monroe did not pop up out of nowhere. She was actually in Star Fox 64 in one of the more difficult paths through the Lylat System. I think it was Zoness? She shows up and starts talking it up with Falco, they had a romance thing that happened sometime before the game began, so she didn't all of a sudden appear in Command's ending. She's Falco's girl, or ex, I can't remember fully.

  • @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer
    @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer 9 лет назад +6

    Wow...this is just a bad way to end the series.

  • @generalzeta7000
    @generalzeta7000 9 лет назад +1

    I enjoy starfox command. And everyone was surprise when Slipy was the only member to have a girl friend, let a lone be engage, was a surprise to every one. In and out of the game. Fox was speechless when finding out and Falco just said something along the lines of "for real?"

  • @99Uzii
    @99Uzii 9 лет назад +81

    WHERE THE FUCK IS GAARA VS TOPH YOU SAID 28TH OF JANUARY. ERR.. ITS FUCKING FEBRUARY NOW!!!!

    • @ShiningTaiga
      @ShiningTaiga 9 лет назад +35

      Yes because that'll make them upload it faster!!
      /sarcasm

    • @SpiderMan-io5kb
      @SpiderMan-io5kb 9 лет назад

      It's been delayed, unfortunately.

    • @ChazWalser
      @ChazWalser 9 лет назад +7

      ***** Congrats on beating Batman in your Death Battle, before Bats got his revenge and killed Captain America.

    • @TheTheDontae
      @TheTheDontae 9 лет назад

      Don't worry we're going to ask for ironman vs green lantern and have Tony snap his neck

    • @SpiderMan-io5kb
      @SpiderMan-io5kb 9 лет назад +6

      Chaz Walser Thank you! His blood still stains my suit though...

  • @chrisbarone515
    @chrisbarone515 2 года назад +2

    I say it's best to stick with the first Starfox 64 and Starfox adventures.

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 9 лет назад +3

    ...........What the Hell, Nintendo?!

  • @supersaiyangodsupersaiyanm7886
    @supersaiyangodsupersaiyanm7886 9 лет назад +1

    Great videos guys. Keep them coming

  • @473RedFox
    @473RedFox 9 лет назад +3

    Before people get ahead of themselves. The question regarding is this game cannon or not has been under debate since its launch in 2006/7. There is an interview with IGN (despite how much I dislike them) with the creators of StarFox Command and they state that if the series continues they can start somewhere in the middle of the story.
    "IGN: Which do you consider to be the one definite ending?
    Cuthbert: The canon ending. Hehe. I think if the game continues it won't pick up where the game ends, but start more in the middle."
    The new StarFox game later this year on Wii U - I guess will give us our answer. Even the creators of the game seem to be confused on what they were doing. Either way ... nobody really knows if this game is cannon or not. Despite how much I love ScrewAttack and they are very good for their research, they did miss out the factor of what I just mentioned above (where it could go from there and what was mentioned by the creators) you know you can't take it word by word when she said Arwing wrong.

    • @Aquemini2198
      @Aquemini2198 9 лет назад

      Well, none of the games are cannon, because a game cannot shoot cannon balls. I believe the word you are looking for is Canon ;)

    • @473RedFox
      @473RedFox 9 лет назад +1

      My bad, got 'n' happy ;)

  • @EchoByrnes
    @EchoByrnes 9 лет назад +1

    now we know where c3po's missing leg went

  • @greatpotterland
    @greatpotterland 9 лет назад +2

    cof cof "Nintendo only makes kiddie games" cof cof

  • @OranjMoose
    @OranjMoose 9 лет назад

    This is by far my new favorite series on Screw Attack. Hell maybe even RUclips.

  • @Gundam4
    @Gundam4 9 лет назад +2

    I've never played Star Fox Command and based on what I just saw now I don't want to. we can only hope now the new upcoming game will restore the credibility of Star Fox.

  • @WhiteLycanXII
    @WhiteLycanXII 9 лет назад +6

    The art used in these endings is... kinda bad.

  • @JesterTheAsura
    @JesterTheAsura 8 лет назад +1

    1:30
    How did I let that slip by me? That's not just any gold leg; that's a copy of Captain Falcon's leg. From F-Zero!

  • @michaelhulcy6680
    @michaelhulcy6680 9 лет назад +8

    That's good Nintendo did that for a series of theirs. It's rare for Nintendo to ACTUALLY make adult themed shit included as part of their game. Don't give me the few examples, lkke Majoras Mask, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, blah blah blah, they are few and far between. I like it. It's realistic. And yeah, you're totally right, Krystal is a tramp.

    • @GITMASTERZ
      @GITMASTERZ 9 лет назад

      eh its more that her relationship is very realistic, if unprofessional. she wanted to be treated as a member of the crew, which is why she leaves when she finds out that fox wants to keep her safe, its basically a massive trust issue.
      she goes to starwolf because a) black panther who she reluctantly stays with and b) she can feel worthy as a pilot and not just a love interest.
      ethier way its shown throughout that she still loves fox.
      its the same situation of dont put love in the battlefield, though both she and fox screws that up

    • @Swordmaster7th
      @Swordmaster7th 9 лет назад +3

      I for one really enjoyed the game, I was eager to know the endings because some of them were sad! I really liked this style, something nintendo needs.

    • @michaelhulcy6680
      @michaelhulcy6680 9 лет назад

      Garon Bradley​ exactly! Nintendo needs more! GITMASTERZ​​ oh ok. Makes sense there's more to it.

    • @dylaniusaurelius8880
      @dylaniusaurelius8880 9 лет назад

      Michael Hulcy you ever play xenoblade? that sh*t's dark! the first enemy you encounter is a giant terminator/transformer with a Jason mask and Krueger claws! and he kills your girlfriend! AND she gets turned into one of the mecha as a slave.......
      anyways, if you look at even the Mario games, there are some dark elements, most of which come from paper Mario of all places.
      there's the obligatory spider girl (who snaps and TWIRLS her neck), who has giant gdaddy long legs come out of her HEAD,
      there's the underwear (stay with me), which is basically the greek underworld complete with the river styx (twigz in here), and if you don't pay the boat man, you have to SWIM THROUGH THE WATERS OF HELL WITH SKELETAL HANDS CHASING YOU.... oh and there are some undead residents of that multiverse down there too.
      there's the fact that in order to get one of the pure hearts (the game's main objective), you have to kill a 7 year old girl, I'm not making this up. what's worse is that since she's the child of the leaders of heaven and hell, she won't go to an afterlife, she'll just cease to exist, speaking of which......
      last, but not least, do you know what you're faced with if you don't accomplish your mission? the ENTIRE MULTIVERSE gets turned into one massive NOTHING, literally everything will cease to exist.

    • @michaelhulcy6680
      @michaelhulcy6680 9 лет назад

      dylanius aurelius damn son! Didn't play those games so didn't know. But Xenoblade wasn't made by Nintendo.

  • @theRoyalHypnoCrown
    @theRoyalHypnoCrown 8 лет назад +1

    Good luck with the promotion Joselyne. I love your work and your voice.

  • @raspherion
    @raspherion 9 лет назад +2

    What the fuck!? These are some of the worse endings for a great series.

  • @pika-stashe404
    @pika-stashe404 8 лет назад +1

    The last bit just made me laugh hysterically! XD Wow!

  • @ZorroMcNube
    @ZorroMcNube 9 лет назад +12

    Let's just pretend that this game didn't happen. The last Star Fox was released in 1997. There was no mediocre Zelda clone (Adventures), no awful on-foot levels (Assault) and no crappy story that reeks of horrible fanfiction (this fucking thing).
    Seriously... I hope that the new one ignores all the crap that came after my favorite game of ALL FUCKING TIME, Star Fox 64.
    (NOTE: Star Fox Assault and Adventures are ok-ish.)

    • @KyanbuXM
      @KyanbuXM 9 лет назад

      Then rejoice my fellow 64 fan. Starfox U, based on what little we saw of it so far and how much time as passed is most likely going to be another remake of Starfox 1/64. If it doesn't end up being an out right reboot. And seeing who's at the helm of this project, it's going to probably be devoid of any drama. At least nothing serious beyond save Lylat.
      Even if it isn't (which I doubt given how command ends), chances are it'll either replace Command on the timeline (personally I did enjoy the gameplay and the story had it's moments). Or it'll be set before the events of command or Adventure if Krystal gets scrapped (she can work if they write her well).

    • @Phantom1op
      @Phantom1op 9 лет назад

      KyanbuXM I think that the most probable of it is that it either outright replaces command or it takes place after the slippy toad gets laid ending, i hope it isn't a prequel because those tend to create too many plot holes and just overall causes too many problems (like why are they so much more advanced in the past than in the future?).

    • @ZorroMcNube
      @ZorroMcNube 9 лет назад

      I think it's going to be a staright up reboot. That makes the most sense to me. Star Fox as a brand is not that relevant anymore, Command didn't sell well at all and Miyamoto has already said that the story won't be too different from the first games.
      So yeah... it's probably going to be Andross all over again, which is damn fine to me. I don't care for a dramatic and deep story, all I want is the silly and cheesy fun from 64 with the same amazing level design.

    • @aurafox1
      @aurafox1 9 лет назад

      KyanbuXM Or they could just... you know... retcon Command.
      And I'd have to wait for more information on Starfox U, I wouldn't get my hopes up for the next Starfox 64 just yet. And Miyamoto being the lead on the project doesn't make it very promising. Sure, he's the creator of a ton of amazing games, but when he gets his hands on new technology, he likes to abuse it like hell (just look at Skyward Sword). Judging from what we've heard so far, I'm worried Starfox U will just become the Skyward Sword of the Wii U. A game that could've been amazing but instead they decide to cram motion control into every aspect.

    • @Phantom1op
      @Phantom1op 9 лет назад

      Aura Fox i liked Skyward sword, my only major complaint (other than i kept on falling off of the skyloft for some reason) is the stamina meter, i think it suffers from a bad case of what i like to call "the Zelda effect" witch is, that people tend to hate the new Zelda games, but after a while they start to like them, this is what happened to Majoras mask, Wind waker, Phantom hourglass, and is what we are seeing now with Skyward Sword.

  • @REB3LTV
    @REB3LTV 9 лет назад

    her voice is so.... amazing! i can listen to her talk about games all day!

  • @aryamansingh9884
    @aryamansingh9884 9 лет назад +3

    Justice League vs. Avengers
    DC vs. Marvel
    Like so they will notice!
    Find out who is the best once and for all!!

    • @eg6gsr
      @eg6gsr 9 лет назад

      Depends on the teams. Standard teams Justice league all day

    • @aryamansingh9884
      @aryamansingh9884 9 лет назад +1

      Don't be so sure.....

    • @eg6gsr
      @eg6gsr 9 лет назад

      Aryaman Singh
      I'm pretty sure. standard teams are
      Avengers
      Iron-man
      Thor
      Captain America
      Hulk
      Black widow
      Hawk Eye
      Ant-man
      Wasp
      vs
      Justice league
      Superman
      Batman
      Wonder Woman
      Flash
      Green Lantern
      Martian Man hunter
      Aquaman
      Cyborg
      Thor and Hulk are the only real threat, everyone else is taken out pretty easily

    • @GhostsGraphics
      @GhostsGraphics 9 лет назад +1

      eg6gsr iron man and ant man can crush half of the justice league. The only real threats would probably be superman, the flash, and maybe the green lantern.

    • @eg6gsr
      @eg6gsr 9 лет назад

      Ghost's Graphics
      Well that is a bold face lie and you know it. Other than Auqaman, Cyborg and Batman they are all on Superman's level in speed and power. The Avengers don't have a chance with standard teams

  • @TheZavinskiStories
    @TheZavinskiStories 9 лет назад

    Those multiple endings is one of the reasons we've needed this new StarFox game already (and also because the series is fun to play and badass of course). If Star Fox for Wii U isn't chronologically after Command, I think I'll go insane due to the fact that there will be no resolution to the characters' stories.

  • @fanglo4002
    @fanglo4002 9 лет назад +6

    This makes no sense, why would they say that star fox has emotional issues when literally after finishing the game, you get one of the nine endings? Some are happy, some are not, a bit arn't even about fox... He's not emotional, he's someone who would do the same thing as us if shit like that happened to us. Even the woman who narrated this gave an example, she binged ate when her loved one left her. (I don't know if this is true or just a joke, but it's still an example given out on how closely the two scenes would relate.) Star fox isn't emotional, he's just star fox, with shit going on in some of his endings. You don't get the full on 9 orgies of ending when you beat the game, you get one, depending on what you do. Emotional my ass. Lol.

    • @fanglo4002
      @fanglo4002 9 лет назад +1

      By the way, Hurry up with toph vs gaara please. I'm still waiting to watch that one. :D

    • @KyanbuXM
      @KyanbuXM 9 лет назад +12

      I think she meant the starfox series, not really fox himself.

    • @GITMASTERZ
      @GITMASTERZ 9 лет назад +4

      fox does go a bit nuts, which shows throughout the game. despite his calm slef he stresses out consider everything more personal is at stake. (star wolf, trying to find his dad, protecting the son of the man who supposedly killed his father, at some point the journey became madness if the interview is true.
      hence why all the endings are batshit crazy.

  • @chrisbarone515
    @chrisbarone515 Год назад +1

    Falco, Bill, Kat, and Krystal are my Favorites.

  • @Pioxys
    @Pioxys 9 лет назад +1

    Having kept up with Starfox after assault, so I didn't think Crystal would actually take that route on leaving fox like that. pretty heartbreaking and sad to see knowing they hit it off pretty well after adventures. Then all, eff that tramp and how she did him dirty like that. Even though the endings are "non canon" until the new ones comes out, I wonder how they going to tie it with this one.

  • @ghostlord8375
    @ghostlord8375 9 лет назад

    I'm loving this series, and I this was the first episode. Thanks J! (Sorry if I offended ya.)

  • @justmusic5462
    @justmusic5462 9 лет назад

    Whats the next video!? I love these and i enjoy telling my friends useless but entertaining knowledge.

  • @vincentnolasco8213
    @vincentnolasco8213 9 лет назад

    Love this show! Gotta make episodes more often!

  • @ShadzGamez
    @ShadzGamez 9 лет назад

    What's interesting about the multiple endings, is that many can work together.

  • @evanjett9613
    @evanjett9613 7 лет назад +1

    List of death battle recommendations
    1.Axel vs Natsu (Kingdom hearts vs Fairytale)
    2.Kirby vs superman
    3.Mickey mouse vs Bugs bunny
    4. Shrek vs James p Sullivan those are my death battle recommendations.

  • @starfoxvixen644
    @starfoxvixen644 7 лет назад +1

    Well Krystal had her reasons to leave, she thought fox didn't love her anymore and forced her off the team, she went to be with panther and star wolf because of it. It is a matter of perspective

  • @Jack-mz9jz
    @Jack-mz9jz 9 лет назад +1

    So your telling me, that Fox and falco joined the F-zero crew...and James mcloud is in F-zero...he reunited with his farther then. Good for him.....just watch out for captain falcon.

  • @PK9K
    @PK9K 9 лет назад +1

    The gang was disbanded at the start, and throughout the game you choose who to get back in contact with. Krystal ain't no slut, Fox threw her to the curb because "flying is dangerous." Wolf gave her a chance to prove she could handle the danger.

  • @danielnineve2798
    @danielnineve2798 9 лет назад +2

    Donkey kong vs knuckles (both are frenemies to mario and sonic) (both rely on their strength)

  • @AlphaSeagull
    @AlphaSeagull 9 лет назад

    Does this mean you're doing marth vs. Fox? YUSSS

  • @TypodoMCM
    @TypodoMCM 9 лет назад

    there should more of this. this was so very interesting. do more plz

  • @Helmslock
    @Helmslock 9 лет назад +2

    This video is much better then the Robo cop is Jesus video IMO keep up the goodwork guys ;)

  • @Dinospikester
    @Dinospikester 9 лет назад +1

    Here are some episode ideas.
    -Kratos is Chuck Norris
    -Peach is cheating on Mario for Bowser
    -Kirby is secretly a mass murderer
    -Gamera is a pedophile

    • @koiternz7t
      @koiternz7t 9 лет назад

      Hm...... She says things that are confirmed true....

  • @JohnnySVelazquez
    @JohnnySVelazquez 9 лет назад +1

    Leona (King of fighters) vs Cammy (Street fighter)
    Or
    Guile (Street fighter) vs Clark or Ralf (King of fighters)
    Deathbattle

  • @skoomajoe6205
    @skoomajoe6205 9 лет назад

    I'm really enjoying this series.

  • @Mityr
    @Mityr 9 лет назад

    I can just see fox turning his back with Slippy, Falco, and Crystal and saying" All right team. We stick together to get Slippy laid."

  • @Doncar97
    @Doncar97 7 лет назад +1

    I brought star fox command and I played it in gamestop while my brother was still picking a game. I returned it almost immediately

  • @SnipeMD
    @SnipeMD 6 лет назад

    When I played Command, I personally thought that "Lucy and Krystal" was the canon ending. It's a bit contrived, but it's a happy ending that seems to make the most rational sense in relation to the other endings and the series as a whole.
    I wouldn't be suprised if they remade Command and mixed a few of the endings together, like "Goodbye, Fox" and "Dash Makes a Choice".

  • @Minleyx1
    @Minleyx1 9 лет назад

    The ending with the whole team trying to get Slippy Toad laid... does the movie The Tuxedo comes to mind? lol

  • @rene9175
    @rene9175 9 лет назад +1

    Animal Crossing Villager vs Harvest Moon Farmer.
    This is my ultimate death battle dream.

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE 8 лет назад

    As a fellow panther, I cannot blame Krystal for leaving Fox for someone so much more sophisticated and better than Fox could ever be!

  • @preadatordetector
    @preadatordetector 9 лет назад

    Loved the last ending, funny.

  • @Hyushi_sama
    @Hyushi_sama 9 лет назад

    I loved this game for its replay value . Good times .

  • @mortal2266
    @mortal2266 9 лет назад

    Good job chic. I actually enjoy your videos more than the now lame and obscure deathbattles that just renig in 1min melees. Keep it up.

  • @garciafever
    @garciafever 9 лет назад

    ScrewAttack! it would have been even more amazing if the ending where Fox enter the Zero GP, he meets Captain Falcon :D

  • @ornos3133
    @ornos3133 4 года назад +1

    What’s with kid friendly stuff with epic mature plot twists like that?

  • @glove-head5626
    @glove-head5626 8 лет назад

    This is my favorite desk of death battle!

  • @Dinospikester
    @Dinospikester 9 лет назад

    Sesshomaru (InuYasha) VS Vergil (Devil May Cry)
    Elder sons to a great demon lord (Inu no Taisho for Sesshomaru and Sparda for Vergil), wield legendary blades and are the older siblings (half sibling in Sesshomaru's case) of the main protagonists who wears red (Inuyasha for Sesshomaru and Dante for Vergil).

  • @chooopancake9438
    @chooopancake9438 8 лет назад +1

    Better than death battle itself the only thing wrong is the videos are to short

  • @falconpv1
    @falconpv1 8 лет назад +1

    I mean James McCloud was a racer in F-Zero. So Fox becoming a racer isn't that far of a stretch.

  • @AzureFolf
    @AzureFolf 9 лет назад +1

    Can hardly blame Krystal for running off. Fox dumped her because he didn't want her to be in danger despite her help in the past. Fox just sucks with relationships, like the unofficial one with Fara who looks exactly like his mom. Oedipus McCloud.

  • @lordyathnon
    @lordyathnon 9 лет назад

    After the last episode, I almost didn't watch this one, but this one was pretty good.

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme 9 лет назад

    If Star Fox Command is canon and the upcoming Wii U game takes place after that, the canon ending should be the one with Amanda (Slippy's girlfriend) joining the team. Because who doesn't want another Star Fox member?
    ...if that ever happens, I can see the Slippy haters grabbing their pitchforks, having Amanda on their list, too.

  • @starlie6269
    @starlie6269 9 лет назад

    Idea for a Kirby TDODB, In one episode of the "Right back at 'ya" series. HE TEACHES A ROBOT DOG HOW TO LOVE. The dog even cries...

  • @giantmastersword
    @giantmastersword 9 лет назад

    You're our superstar, Kirb- I mean intern!

  • @Tienhamir100
    @Tienhamir100 9 лет назад

    G-Zero Grand Prix sounds like F-Zero.
    In F-Zero X for the N64, Foxs father (James Mccloud) is a playable Human character in a modified R-Wing.
    So, its relate-able.
    Falco and the gold boot is an obvious reference to Captain Falcon... Because he's a captain now..., and he's a Falcon..... PUNS!
    And news flash, Slippy will NEVER get laid.

  • @swtorPaladin
    @swtorPaladin 9 лет назад

    Great as always.

  • @bacaestrife3615
    @bacaestrife3615 9 лет назад

    I'm not sure if you were the one who did the research on the Cloud vs. Link, some of the research was very poor, and if you ever intend to remaster it again like are doing Bobba Fet, and Samus fight, then I'd like to speak to you about said research if you do remake it, just because I feel like the quality of that particular fight fell short on the research in a few areas with both characters.

  • @Darkphoenix3450
    @Darkphoenix3450 9 лет назад

    Guts (berserk) VS Rurouni Kenshin. (man slayer vs. man slayer.) Dragon slayer vs. Reverse blade, power vs. speed. crossbow cannon arm gauntlets and Dark armor vs. Sword techniques and red hair. (make it so!)

  • @PaulosTheGamer
    @PaulosTheGamer 9 лет назад +1

    Very nice work Joslyn =]

  • @DarkNight3603
    @DarkNight3603 8 лет назад +2

    Man pretty dark stuff.....Thank god for Star Fox Zero now!

    • @NickonPlanetRipple
      @NickonPlanetRipple 8 лет назад +4

      +Night3603 I dunno. I liked seeing the team age and fall on hard times throughout the series. It made them feel real. If every Star Fox game from now on just rolls back the clock to the glory days when they were starting out, that's going to get stale pretty quick.

    • @Z95HeadHunter
      @Z95HeadHunter 7 лет назад

      StarFox Zero sucked balls, and now StarFox has no future, what are you talking about??

  • @T1P619
    @T1P619 8 лет назад

    Falco is such a good friend.

  • @startrekiman2
    @startrekiman2 9 лет назад

    thought of one battle that im surprised you guys havent done and its probably been suggested before but Darkseid vs Thanos!

  • @2ToTheDome
    @2ToTheDome 9 лет назад

    Nothing cures depression like running away from your problems lol

  • @EtnaBoy666
    @EtnaBoy666 9 лет назад

    I already knew about the G-Zero ending - it was referenced in a video which explains why Fox McCloud was part of the F-Zero team, or something like that.
    Nice - I don't care two (Bleeps) about Starfox (Never found that series interesting) but this is a nice summary of the various endings of a game people hated.

  • @sjaugust1
    @sjaugust1 9 лет назад

    so i was under the impression that like the very first star fox game, command was officially declared not cannon.