Can Lobsters Really Not Die of Old Age?

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @TodayIFoundOut
    @TodayIFoundOut  6 лет назад +131

    Now that you know how long lobsters live check out this video and find out Why Lobsters and Crabs Turn Red When Cooked:
    ruclips.net/video/6id5DE5JIwo/видео.html

    • @tarahjasmer4828
      @tarahjasmer4828 5 лет назад +2

      simon, i watched a video of a 150 year old lobster in a maine {united states} resturant that was released into wild. it wasnt the only over 100 year lobster they released. apparently they made an event of releasing these lobsters

    • @tedphillips2501
      @tedphillips2501 5 лет назад +2

      Can Lobsters Really Not Die of Old Age? Not if we eat hem first.

    • @danieweir9588
      @danieweir9588 5 лет назад +2

      What about jellyfish? ... I heard they are very long living...

    • @Michael-be7uw
      @Michael-be7uw 5 лет назад +2

      I think it's the constant sex they have that keeps them alive LOL

    • @centuriontwofivezeroone2794
      @centuriontwofivezeroone2794 4 года назад +2

      Funny, I watched an upload called "Why the Greeks couldn't see Blue" just before this..

  • @brooklynrobotworks9866
    @brooklynrobotworks9866 4 года назад +138

    Thank you, Simon. I keep a 1.5lb male American Maine Lobster, and he is amazing. His alertness, awareness and manipulation of his environment, and use of tools - including me - is astounding. We have many jaw-dropping interactions.

    • @bloodeagle2234
      @bloodeagle2234 2 года назад +3

      Cool

    • @christinathomas4350
      @christinathomas4350 2 года назад +14

      Awesome! You may enjoy Leon the Lobster's channel if you haven't already checked it out!

    • @darlenefraser3022
      @darlenefraser3022 Год назад +2

      @@christinathomas4350😂 I was just thinking that!

  • @centuriontwofivezeroone2794
    @centuriontwofivezeroone2794 4 года назад +74

    My old skipper always threw the huge lobsters & crabs back, it was a superstitious thing, and he always had this mantra he would pronounce over them as he put them back. Never ever found out what he was muttering. On another note, he never came home empty like other boats occasionally did, never had any accidents either. It was a lucky boat, and he was a good man. I miss those simpler times.

    • @muffinman3111
      @muffinman3111 2 года назад +10

      I think it’s because bigger lobsters don’t taste very good according to some people

    • @giftofthewild6665
      @giftofthewild6665 Год назад +10

      He was favoured by the lobster gods.

    • @centuriontwofivezeroone2794
      @centuriontwofivezeroone2794 Год назад

      @@giftofthewild6665 😅

    • @panicmosem5969
      @panicmosem5969 Год назад

      Yea, because it's required by law in most states. There IS a maximum size limit as well as a minimum.

    • @laloleon8443
      @laloleon8443 8 месяцев назад

      Wow I'm amazed by your English Mate, No sabo speaking English like you.

  • @joshuarerekura5950
    @joshuarerekura5950 8 лет назад +1457

    Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

    • @muath1401
      @muath1401 5 лет назад +5

      @Nostalgia For Infinity no it didn't

    • @muath1401
      @muath1401 5 лет назад +15

      @Nostalgia For Infinity Darwin's theory is a lie man

    • @Hylianmonkeys
      @Hylianmonkeys 5 лет назад +40

      @@muath1401 evolution is a fact.

    • @Hylianmonkeys
      @Hylianmonkeys 5 лет назад +38

      @@muath1401 that is some impressive ignorance, any adaption is the definition of evolution. You are objectively wrong. Do you even know the basic definition of biological evolution?

    • @Hylianmonkeys
      @Hylianmonkeys 5 лет назад +36

      @@muath1401 all dogs can interbreed with wolves. A girl I know adopted a wolf-dog hybrid (they are really weird and big). dogs and wolves are still basically the same animal.
      And also just looking at modern birds like the emu and cassowary makes it pretty obvious that raptors did not go extinct. there are genes in normal chickens(as well as all other birds) that go unused for developing teeth. There are even fossils of a raptor called Archaeopteryx that had a raptor head with teeth, no beak, yet had feathers and could fly using its wings it also had a uniquely bird like ankle structure. And there are no known bird fossils that are older than when archaeopteryx lived. Yet there are many more bird like fossils dated after that point.
      The people who study this stuff don't debat it.

  • @kresi3283
    @kresi3283 6 лет назад +1355

    u telling me larry the lobster got super shredded because he just had years upon years to get bulked up?

    • @richardwere4487
      @richardwere4487 5 лет назад +19

      JUICE!!!!

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 5 лет назад +7

      @Sheldon Ford hes meruem

    • @jeweerly2319
      @jeweerly2319 5 лет назад +4

      @@He-who-wakes fuck off

    • @altareggo
      @altareggo 5 лет назад +28

      @@jeweerly2319 Whoa!! Such oratorial eloquence. I bow before your phenominally articulate use of the English language.

    • @juanayalamendez1933
      @juanayalamendez1933 5 лет назад +7

      Steroids homie... I read all about it

  • @KingKuuga
    @KingKuuga 4 года назад +660

    I'm freaking out at clean-shaven Simon, I've only seen him with the beard.

    • @trollshamanpwnage
      @trollshamanpwnage 4 года назад +57

      Therapist: smooth simon isnt real he can't hurt you
      Smooth simon:

    • @xairman565
      @xairman565 4 года назад +12

      It looks like him from the glasses up. It sounds like him, but his ears look bigger because of no beard. Who is he?

    • @nickamouse
      @nickamouse 4 года назад +20

      Is it just me or is his personality in his beard???

    • @nathanteske7886
      @nathanteske7886 4 года назад +1

      It grew back

    • @KingKuuga
      @KingKuuga 4 года назад +6

      @@nathanteske7886 you don't say

  • @eternalpain232
    @eternalpain232 8 лет назад +323

    Fun lobster fact! In the past, lobsters were considered disgusting and fed to the poor and dogs. So when the American Revolution came around, the American revolutionists were insulting the British Redcoats by calling them lobsterbacks, which would have been a fairly derogatory name due to the common idea of lobster at the time.

    • @r2d2rolls
      @r2d2rolls 8 лет назад +1

      The Asian Eskimo

    • @D3ViiANT
      @D3ViiANT 8 лет назад +51

      And now a steamed lobster at your local seafood restaurant will set you back $60 for the smallest one they could fish out.

    • @shaughnshea
      @shaughnshea 8 лет назад +29

      +Kadomex That's mostly all marketing, but also some costs of shipping them live if you live far from the Northeast. You can still buy super fresh lobster for under $6 per pound in New England grocery stores. It was down to $3 per pound two summers ago due to high supply and soft demand. Even cheaper right off the boat. Yet tourists still come up here and overpay 5X for the pleasure of letting someone else toss it into boiling water for them.

    • @AztecMC1
      @AztecMC1 8 лет назад +7

      The Asian Eskimo lobster is an abomination & sin. It is against the law in the Bible. That's why.

    • @ZeddicusTheMage
      @ZeddicusTheMage 8 лет назад +2

      Aztec MC No it's not? Take your lies elsewhere.

  • @AliceGeus
    @AliceGeus 8 лет назад +2252

    why doesn't someone just ask the lobsters how old they are?

    • @Eddieboy3385
      @Eddieboy3385 8 лет назад +211

      Alice Geus exactly like sometimes people are so stupid like duh the answer is so obvious

    • @charlesdelafuente303
      @charlesdelafuente303 8 лет назад +420

      Alice Geus like women, it's rude to ask a lobster its age

    • @Polo-rp9hk
      @Polo-rp9hk 8 лет назад +106

      audstire you're*

    • @JohnKerns91
      @JohnKerns91 8 лет назад +80

      audstire dumb shit

    • @MrAndrewmcgibbon
      @MrAndrewmcgibbon 8 лет назад +53

      Alice Geus seems reasonable, But nobody will ever do it because if the lobster answered you'd never want to eat them.

  • @Aeroldoth3
    @Aeroldoth3 8 лет назад +959

    Entire video summarized:
    Lobsters can replicate their cells indefinitely, however the strain and energy of creating new shells each molt will eventually be too much and they'll die. Males usually live to about 30 years, 60 for females (no explanation given).

    • @alpha1games275
      @alpha1games275 8 лет назад +82

      thx, i dont want to watch an 8 mn video on something that is basicly an yes or no question

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 8 лет назад +44

      Alpha1 Games
      And of course, the answer wasn't given until near the end.

    • @rosemary2538
      @rosemary2538 8 лет назад +50

      the reason why females live longer is because they dont get as big and so creating a new shell ist so hard on then...plus males fight there whole life and are slower due to there size and gets eaten

    • @vejymonsta3006
      @vejymonsta3006 8 лет назад +53

      Basically, they are immortal. But nature still finds a way to kill them.

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 8 лет назад +24

      Despite this being in the top comments I don't think it's a very accurate summary.

  • @arbootieoaks
    @arbootieoaks 3 года назад +34

    "At a certain point humans stop growing, at least vertically" ooofff I felt that one

  • @casekocsk
    @casekocsk 8 лет назад +1047

    How about the immortal jellyfish? I heard that there is a certain species of jellyfish that can turn back into their polyp form (and "erase" their disease and physical injuries), rendering them biologically immortal...

    • @ZER0--
      @ZER0-- 8 лет назад +48

      I was going to make a similar comment.

    • @veronikamars445
      @veronikamars445 8 лет назад +73

      doesnt count since it just reverts itself instead of actually living onwards forever and ever

    • @casekocsk
      @casekocsk 8 лет назад +440

      Veronika Mars
      I really don't get your logic...

    • @Theelectroarcheologist
      @Theelectroarcheologist 8 лет назад +246

      +Veronika Mars that doesn't make sense. It lives onwards but just keeps keeps changing its age. Its like Benjamin button no dying of young age but constantly changing from old man to infant repeatedly

    • @alpha1games275
      @alpha1games275 8 лет назад +38

      try to imagen an phenix they get reborn from there corpse. They still die but clone themself afterwards

  • @nunyabiznez6381
    @nunyabiznez6381 8 лет назад +708

    In the Museum of Science in Boston, they have on exhibit a giant lobster. I think it's over three feet. I remember seeing it as a kid. My mom wanted to eat it. It was estimated at over a 100 years old. It is estimated that some whales can live as much as two hundred years and that there are whales swimming the oceans today that remember their friends and family members being hunted by New Bedford whalers. It may even be possible that whales that Herman Melville wrote about are still alive. One whale was recently found with a harpoon in it that was manufactured over two hundred years ago that nobody has used for over 150 years

    • @kelvinnana205
      @kelvinnana205 8 лет назад +59

      nunya biznez "my mom wanted to eat it" that honestly made me lmao. Who wouldn't think the same? unless u are vegan.

    • @johnw.s7838
      @johnw.s7838 8 лет назад +73

      nunya biznez well if nobody has used the harpoon for 150 yrs, what was the whale doing with it? I think we should have a video on this. Thumbs up in agreement.

    • @ino592002
      @ino592002 8 лет назад

      Jorna Rood hah!!!

    • @Hempclown420
      @Hempclown420 8 лет назад +3

      awesome i live in new bedford. well fairhaven

    • @sophielatterno6364
      @sophielatterno6364 8 лет назад +7

      Did you know that Derrick Beltran is actually a false flag agent planted by the reptilians to redirect attention from their plans to human groups because it's easier to believe in an evil human force than a ruthless alien invader?

  • @johniwan1
    @johniwan1 8 лет назад +352

    Wow! Accurate information, correct pronunciation, interesting topics and a pleasant presenter. I guess I have to subscribe!

    • @TodayIFoundOut
      @TodayIFoundOut  8 лет назад +15

      :-)

    • @ZeddicusTheMage
      @ZeddicusTheMage 8 лет назад +2

      Nitron DSP I'd imagine much of that is up for debate. You think these guys didn't do their homework? That they have no degrees either? I'm not saying you're wrong, but you might not be any more correct than claim they are.

    • @crimsonpatty6152
      @crimsonpatty6152 7 лет назад +2

      johniwan1 how many fucking checks is this guy cashing haha

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 7 лет назад +2

      Pixy Wing it's not "wingardium leviosAAA"

    • @juanlambda27
      @juanlambda27 7 лет назад

      "correctly pronounced for" whom

  • @earlyej3008
    @earlyej3008 6 лет назад +342

    I cannot control the speed at which lobsters die.

  • @RAM-BAWN
    @RAM-BAWN 5 лет назад +37

    I was night diving once and came across a lobster that was about 3 feet long (tail to claws). The dive master said it was probably 75 years old (and not good to eat).

    • @cryptidofthemarshes1680
      @cryptidofthemarshes1680 Год назад

      Why aren't they edible at that age?

    • @panicmosem5969
      @panicmosem5969 Год назад +1

      ​@cryptidofthemarshes1680 the muscles get too old and sinewy, kinda like a old cranky dude that was left out in the sun too long! Just like lambs, calves and other animals, younger lobsters have more delectable, supple meat.

    • @thehonestorange713
      @thehonestorange713 Год назад +1

      ​@@panicmosem5969oh I always assumed a huge lobster would be more delicious and have way more meat

  • @5micky2
    @5micky2 8 лет назад +304

    Lobsters don't live forever? Try telling that to their kids who never seem to inherit the estate.

    • @Erik3E
      @Erik3E 8 лет назад

      ewww

    • @Demogorgon47
      @Demogorgon47 8 лет назад +2

      Hahahahahahahahahahahah. Well that's an out of left field giggle for me. Maybe cause I'm buzzed but touche sir. I quite enjoyed that one.

    • @MrPoopoonachos
      @MrPoopoonachos 8 лет назад

      heheheheheheheheheh

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 8 лет назад +10

      I don't get it

    • @GoldplatedIronfist
      @GoldplatedIronfist 7 лет назад +1

      5micky2 it's been a year,can someone explain this already? Lmao

  • @snowman9555
    @snowman9555 8 лет назад +280

    This explains the Loch Ness monster. It is a 1000 year old lobster.

  • @retluoc
    @retluoc 6 лет назад +16

    Very well done! As a geneticist, I agree with you -- you can't blame telomeres for everything when it comes to aging. I'd love to go into details, but yes, there are so many other factors involved.

  • @nihili4196
    @nihili4196 5 лет назад +256

    So... Lobsters are perfect lifeforms?
    They're immortal, taste great and are psychic....

    • @LuthierBrunoGarcia
      @LuthierBrunoGarcia 5 лет назад +31

      Water/Psychic if we're nitpicking. Better watch out for the odd dark-type attack.

    • @Aroy_711
      @Aroy_711 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @lolmonkyboi
      @lolmonkyboi 4 года назад

      Which lobster pokemon is psychic type? I dunt remember lol

    • @nihili4196
      @nihili4196 4 года назад +4

      @@lolmonkyboi I don't believe any lobster is. Unless ducks are lobsters.
      Which is possible. You can never be sure with lobsters

    • @victorysaber1608
      @victorysaber1608 3 года назад +5

      Humans are psychic too. We will die, we will owe taxes, we will lead stressful lives. Humans can predict alot of things

  • @roberteischen4170
    @roberteischen4170 5 лет назад +202

    Me scrolling through RUclips video news feed.
    This guy: You've probably often heard lobsters are biological immoral.
    Me: no I definitely haven't but do tell me more, lol.

    • @eddienorris7067
      @eddienorris7067 5 лет назад +8

      Lol !!! Hey, I don't know about the lobster but, I think YOU may be psychic. Not sure about lobsters being "immoral" though.

    • @epauletshark3793
      @epauletshark3793 3 года назад

      I was at an aquarium recently, and my mother said that there was a massive lobster with a crusher claw a foot wide (which was an exaggeration, but only a few inches off) the last time she had been there was about 30 years ago.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 года назад

      Same here!!! 🤣🦞👨🏽‍🏫

    • @youngc1mission
      @youngc1mission 3 года назад

      they got me to 🤣🤣🤣

    • @youngc1mission
      @youngc1mission 3 года назад

      @@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 we 5 years late tho🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

  • @Justin.JM.McNeil
    @Justin.JM.McNeil 8 лет назад +1596

    short answer: no.

    • @TheCoulman
      @TheCoulman 7 лет назад +67

      Thx SIR you save me 8 minutes of my life

    • @evilutionltd
      @evilutionltd 7 лет назад +24

      Van Sama it was answered in the 1st 30 seconds.

    • @---nobody---
      @---nobody--- 7 лет назад +6

      Lolll! Thank you! I clicked on the video and as soon as I saw how long it was I came down to the comments to find the short answer

    • @draggy76
      @draggy76 7 лет назад

      More like Simplistic answer: No.

    • @josephyoudontneedtoknowmyl1836
      @josephyoudontneedtoknowmyl1836 7 лет назад

      Justin McNeil, Thank You!

  • @plutoniumpancakes1094
    @plutoniumpancakes1094 8 лет назад +444

    Today I found out about Today I Found Out.

    • @MercySaidSo_
      @MercySaidSo_ 7 лет назад +1

      same here

    • @pilgrimayana566
      @pilgrimayana566 7 лет назад +1

      Plutonium Pancakes me too

    • @flax9999lp
      @flax9999lp 7 лет назад +10

      Today i found out that today someone else has found out about Today I Found Out, whilst i myself have not today found out Today I Found Out.

    • @KM-ce9cz
      @KM-ce9cz 6 лет назад

      NoWorriesMate And so on.......lol ☺️

    • @griffenatekevinbacon
      @griffenatekevinbacon 6 лет назад

      Im high as fuck help me

  • @gpcaraudio
    @gpcaraudio 8 лет назад +1325

    44lb lobster would take a lot of garlic butter

    • @kagome2420
      @kagome2420 7 лет назад +1

      Hell yea!

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 7 лет назад +36

      After 2 lbs lobsters stop being edible. At least in a way that would be enjoyable.

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 7 лет назад +40

      Meat gets tough, stringy and slightly bitter the older a lobster gets. The smaller/younger a lobster, the better it tastes and after 2 lbs it stops being enjoyable. This is why most whole lobsters you get at a restaurant are on the small, 1 person can it it side.

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 7 лет назад +52

      Na, I like not starving and enjoying my food.

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 7 лет назад +51

      Because I'm human! We're not top dog becuase were the biggest and meanest, we're top dog becuase we ate our predators. I'm no cow, those are for eating, not emulating.

  • @asdfghjkl900321
    @asdfghjkl900321 5 лет назад +80

    *Lobster on it's 100th birthday:* So far so gooood!
    *Fisherman:* I'm about to end this lobsters whole career!

    • @irma3079
      @irma3079 5 лет назад

      Richard Beleznay underrated comment 😂

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 5 лет назад +1

      Richard Beleznay yeah but I hope you realize no one is going to eat that old ass lobster they released it back into the ocean

    • @joeg5414
      @joeg5414 3 года назад

      I think most lobster you eat are only like a year old. I don't think I'd want to eat 100 year old lobster 🤮

  • @ReddBearr
    @ReddBearr 2 года назад +6

    I think the algorithm really likes Leon

  • @sbaromski
    @sbaromski 8 лет назад +63

    You won my respect, along with my subscription with this well thought out, scientifically accurate discussion. Thank you. Can we count on you to debunk more viral pop-sci junk in the future?

    • @TodayIFoundOut
      @TodayIFoundOut  8 лет назад +16

      Thanks! And yep. Debunking pop-sci myths is one of our favorite things to do. :-)

    • @digitalblasphemy1100
      @digitalblasphemy1100 8 лет назад +3

      what about clams? aren't there some clams that are several hundred years old and still counting?

    • @sbaromski
      @sbaromski 8 лет назад +3

      Well, if you are looking for examples of long lived animals: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_organisms
      P.s. - 200 years is low-balling it for extreme mollusk longevity: try 507 years.

  • @eldritchthorne
    @eldritchthorne 8 лет назад +110

    'The largest ever caught weighted 44 pounds-"
    ... ... ... I'm going to need a butt load of butter...

    • @Shorelegs
      @Shorelegs 5 лет назад +2

      Think you mean IM gonna need a lot of butter lol

    • @georgewashington9161
      @georgewashington9161 5 лет назад +7

      That’s got to be 1 big ass pot

    • @billyvonderburg7351
      @billyvonderburg7351 5 лет назад

      @-- I'm vegan too \/ 🌱

    • @marasmus9278
      @marasmus9278 5 лет назад +5

      @All Living Things Feel Best Outdoors not lobsters, they have the same nervous system as a fucking ant, and ants cant feel pain because of how small and primitive their nervous system is, both insects and lobsters have the world's worst and oldest nervous system, and this makes sense since lobsters are crustaceans, and everyone with a working, functioning nervous system and brain, inlike lobsters, know crustaceans are related to insects, so no, lobsters can't feel pain, and studies have proven they can't feel pain or are even sentient due to how old, ancient, and non functional their nervous systems are, dont go preaching all animals can feel pain, that simply isnt true, do plants feel pain? No, just because it's living doesnt mean it can feel pain, do jellyfish and bacteria feel pain? No, just because they are animals doesn't mean they can feel pain, the jelly fish is literally a brainless, organless blob floating in the water, and bacteria are literally one of the first organisms to ever exist.

    • @dirtypossem
      @dirtypossem 5 лет назад +1

      I think you ment a "boat load"

  • @Gav-Norm
    @Gav-Norm 8 лет назад +370

    man I love this channel

    • @TodayIFoundOut
      @TodayIFoundOut  8 лет назад +27

      And we love you. ;-) (Seriously though, thanks for subscribing and watching. It lets us keep doing this. :-))

    • @MrPelts00
      @MrPelts00 8 лет назад +5

      That's pretty gay.

    • @johnamells1676
      @johnamells1676 8 лет назад +11

      he forgot "no homo"

    • @jmannetje1
      @jmannetje1 8 лет назад +4

      a bit gay is ok

    • @Krydolph
      @Krydolph 8 лет назад +6

      why would you assume gender on the channel? He didn't say he loved the presenter, but the channel! There is no need to "no homo"

  • @sporty22011
    @sporty22011 3 года назад +1

    Simon- you are the OG of RUclips educational video presenters. I appreciate you- across all topics. If you remember even 1/100th of what you explain to us you would be the most interesting person I ever sat next to on a plane. I bet you could make a description of how paint drys fascinating. Keep up the good work of satisfying our insatiable curiosity my good man!!

  • @TeboeCubes
    @TeboeCubes 6 лет назад +84

    Aging does not control the speed at which lobsters die.

  • @NoobixCube
    @NoobixCube 8 лет назад +324

    Lobsters cannot die of old age, because they are too delicious for that.

  • @sonoftheway3528
    @sonoftheway3528 8 лет назад +153

    Ok, so we need an Aquarium to get a lobster and let it live in the best conditions possible so we can see how old it can live. Maybe it will outlive everyone and we'll have to pass the duty to our descendents. but, some humans may know some day!

    • @Gurtington
      @Gurtington 8 лет назад +17

      SonoftheWay35 and then our children can use that one "immortal" to genetically alter humans to live forever!

    • @jaisheelal4002
      @jaisheelal4002 8 лет назад +11

      +Gurtington
      If only it was that simple...
      Also, bit of an ethical minefield.

    • @lagartijo97
      @lagartijo97 8 лет назад +17

      jaisheelal400 - ROBLOX fuck ethics 😤

    • @vejymonsta3006
      @vejymonsta3006 8 лет назад +21

      Eventually the lobster would get so big that gravity and the physical limitations of its own chemistry would prevent it from moving and it would die. It's limbs would be too heavy to move. The material of its body would not be sturdy enough to sustain itself. It's limbs would twist and bend under its own weight, then eventually break. From there it would be too heavy and cumbersome to move itself. It'd be a lump of tissue and nerves. You could hardly call it a lobster anymore.

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 8 лет назад +15

      VejyMonsta welllll...we have to see how long that takes!

  • @remliqa
    @remliqa 8 лет назад +39

    Do a video on the Immortal Jellyfish (Turritopsis dohrnii).

  • @ShoeHefner757
    @ShoeHefner757 5 лет назад +44

    Jellyfish are biologically immortal.
    They summoned Shenron and he made it happen.

  • @jimritchings488
    @jimritchings488 3 года назад +52

    I'm having a really hard time dealing with a beardless Simon

    • @jwr2904
      @jwr2904 3 года назад +3

      Eggshell Simon 5 years ago. Now he's the fact boi

    • @MrPhoenixsuns
      @MrPhoenixsuns 3 года назад +2

      He’s going through a molt…

  • @darkashtar
    @darkashtar 8 лет назад +94

    Well there is the so called immortal jellyfish that is considered potentially biologically immortal because when they grow old or sick they revert to a younger stage of life and become polyps again.

    • @suyash159
      @suyash159 6 лет назад +2

      Mudurfukur 😂

    • @mujjuman
      @mujjuman 6 лет назад

      wow

    • @Cream12345Ice
      @Cream12345Ice 5 лет назад

      @Sagrotan tf a jellyfish isn't an insect

    • @Stoppskylten
      @Stoppskylten 5 лет назад +2

      Wonder if that (estimated) 10000 year old pine is theoretically immortal then.

    • @vickypedia1308
      @vickypedia1308 5 лет назад +7

      @@Cream12345Ice they said *like* many insects do, not that they are insects. I could say some insects can fly like birds do but that still doesn't mean I am saying insects are birds.

  • @ScribblePwn3
    @ScribblePwn3 8 лет назад +128

    "Hey, Vsauce.. wait a minute"

    • @Fanta69420
      @Fanta69420 7 лет назад

      did you know..............

    • @georgewang2947
      @georgewang2947 7 лет назад

      Harry Richards this channel tends to be better at focusing on one topic

    • @a-maize-zing
      @a-maize-zing 7 лет назад +1

      Cool profile pic

    • @jmenceladus1332
      @jmenceladus1332 6 лет назад

      Michael is not here

    • @rhythmf.4460
      @rhythmf.4460 6 лет назад

      Your profile picture looks like a money sign with a hidden swastica

  • @catfoodbob1
    @catfoodbob1 8 лет назад +82

    Well, if they make a way for genetic repair medicine then it would be a first step to living longer for the rich people.

    • @joshchen8679
      @joshchen8679 8 лет назад +8

      Catfoodbob, we need to get Donald Trump to fund some of the medical research in this field

    • @devingulyas3627
      @devingulyas3627 8 лет назад

      Catfoodbob well there is human cloning but That leaves the person mentally stupid

    • @henrydonaldson4665
      @henrydonaldson4665 8 лет назад +10

      no, it doesn't, but it is also illegal.

    • @henrydonaldson4665
      @henrydonaldson4665 8 лет назад

      (U.S.)

    • @tommyk1210
      @tommyk1210 8 лет назад +14

      We already have genetic repair machinery. Every single day every cell in your body (about 7 trillion of them) undergoes about 60,000 DNA damage events. That adds up to about 4.2 quintillion DNA damage events. Your cells have specialised enzymes in at least 10 different pathways that fix >99.99999% this damage. We already have telomerase in our cells too, well, specifically in our stem cells and in telomerase-positive cancers (about 85% of all cancers).

  • @feltron
    @feltron 3 года назад +12

    It's so weird seeing him from 5 years ago. He looks so different than the recent videos.

    • @godwarrior3403
      @godwarrior3403 3 года назад +2

      Back then he accepted his place as a nerd. Now he tried to be sexy like a Bond villain haha

  • @jailbirb1515
    @jailbirb1515 2 года назад +1

    This is kinda comforting after watching Leon the lobster’s rehabilitation

  • @Bogwedgle
    @Bogwedgle 8 лет назад +7

    I really love when people show me I'm wrong. Gotta keep learning.

  • @WarblesOnALot
    @WarblesOnALot 8 лет назад +21

    G'day,
    When I was 3 (1964) my uncle was the first person to Spearfish on South Solitary Island, and I've posted Video of the Photos of the Lobster he brought back, on WOAL...; and I recall seeing it being photographed.
    One picture shows a 1-Ft long Blackfish, against a Retractable Ruler, the other shows the same Blackfish & the Ruler, *NOSE-TO-TAIL* laid perpendicular between the Lobster's Eye-Stalks..; so it was a Foot accross the Eyeballs.
    And I still have the original Photographs.
    While it's Tail was hanging over the bottom of a 7 Foot-Long Door, 2/3 of it's Feelers were overhanging the other end...(!).
    I make it as being 5 ft from Eyes to Tailfans' Edge.., and I've always thought it must've been 100 years old when Uncle Spencer brought it home for us to eat...
    There ye go, 'nd now ye know !
    ;-p
    Ciao !
    Mind you, the South Pacific Rock Lobster has no Claws, they're a different Species to the ones you

    • @JimmyTheProstitute
      @JimmyTheProstitute 8 лет назад +1

      Can you link me to the video?

    • @snatchclap
      @snatchclap 8 лет назад

      Yes, I took a quick look through your channel but couldn't find it.

    • @WarblesOnALot
      @WarblesOnALot 8 лет назад +3

      +Mr. TurdSmasher
      G'day,
      Um, well, no, I can't, actually ; I run my Channel on a Mobile Phone, so I get a very abbreviated view of it, and I can't attach Links to anything...; and I have more than 2,000 Uploads.
      It's past 10 PM now, & Ethanol-Consumption is a factor, so, tomorrow I'll shoot & upload "Uncle Spencer's Lobster", just for you two...; it's the best I can do...
      Have a good one,
      ;-p
      Ciao !

    • @WarblesOnALot
      @WarblesOnALot 8 лет назад +1

      +snatchclap
      G'day,
      Ah, well, I'm hoping you can see what I said to the Turdsmasher ; & will make allowances for Memory Limits, & tomorrow I'll post a dedicated Video titled "Uncle Spencer's Lobster"...
      Best I can think of...
      ;-p
      Ciao !

    • @JimmyTheProstitute
      @JimmyTheProstitute 8 лет назад

      Thank you sir. I look forward to seeing it.

  • @MichelLinschoten
    @MichelLinschoten 8 лет назад +27

    Tardigrades are probably the closest thing we know of being "immortal"

    • @jakeglumm8225
      @jakeglumm8225 5 лет назад +3

      They're immortal to near every form of harsh punishment except physical trauma like being squished.

    • @Brohan97
      @Brohan97 5 лет назад +10

      @@jakeglumm8225 they're immortal to everything except what they run into on a daily basis. They can survive gamma ray bursts but snails gobble them up like it's no big deal its the dumbest ability of any animal i know of

    • @user-nt6mf6wf1x
      @user-nt6mf6wf1x 5 лет назад +2

      Nope, it's jellyfish. When they get sick or too old, they revert to an earlier stage of life.

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 5 лет назад

      Not at all. They're just resilient.

  • @BereanBeliever86
    @BereanBeliever86 3 года назад +5

    I enjoy these know-it-all British guy channels that teach me stuff.

  • @martymcgill1312
    @martymcgill1312 5 лет назад +9

    I would assume that the bigger and older they get, the easier it would be for predators to capture them as well, thus making their immortality less likely.

  • @VonSteiner1
    @VonSteiner1 8 лет назад +39

    Living like Larry.

  • @StefanTravis
    @StefanTravis 8 лет назад +10

    So immortal cells doesn't mean immortal organs. Obvious in retrospect, but very well explained.

  • @Alekz4000
    @Alekz4000 8 лет назад +163

    Johnny Sins does youtube aswell?

    • @TotalitarianGod
      @TotalitarianGod 5 лет назад +25

      Well he actually does now

    • @XD-se1rx
      @XD-se1rx 5 лет назад +15

      Lmao, this dude just predicted the future

    • @victorphillips7770
      @victorphillips7770 5 лет назад +1

      He has many skills... For behind the scenes, visit other websites :D

    • @Disciple0fMetal
      @Disciple0fMetal 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, just think of any trade or hobby, Johnny's done it.

    • @angelbaby.7897
      @angelbaby.7897 4 года назад

      AlexST what can this man not do

  • @happycleanhouse
    @happycleanhouse 3 года назад +6

    Hopefully Leon will be around for a while

  • @dryroasted5599
    @dryroasted5599 4 года назад +14

    Watching in 2020: "Holy shit, Simon shaved his beard! Wait a minute..." RUclips games me again.

  • @39PSIOnTheDaily
    @39PSIOnTheDaily 8 лет назад +65

    Someone should make a supercut of just your hands moving.

  • @typingcat
    @typingcat 8 лет назад +335

    Ha. They cleverly developed telomere repairing mechanism, but stupid enough to make their flesh tasty. If their flesh tasted like broccoli, their average life span would have been much longer.

    • @PostPatriot
      @PostPatriot 8 лет назад +14

      Jeong-hun Sin Stand in front of a lion and see how smart you become. :p

    • @johnw.s7838
      @johnw.s7838 8 лет назад +29

      Jeong-hun Sin broccoli can be delicious, just providing you simmer it with bisque de homard

    • @Sieptium
      @Sieptium 8 лет назад +27

      I don't know what's wrong with you, but broccoli is fucking delish

    • @troysmall5482
      @troysmall5482 8 лет назад +11

      Jeong-hun Sin
      "stupid enough to MAKE their flesh tasty"?
      I hope thats a joke... Or you should probably look into Evolution a bit more bud.

    • @huntsvilleadventurer
      @huntsvilleadventurer 8 лет назад +10

      Do you think that the lobsters evolved to make themselves tasty, or do you think that we evolved to think they are tasty?

  • @1stGruhn
    @1stGruhn 8 лет назад +16

    Not to mention that cancer cells tend to produce telomerase... with some cancer treatments seeking to stop telomerase's ability to lengthen the telomeres so that the quickly dividing cancer cells might die faster.

    • @TodayIFoundOut
      @TodayIFoundOut  8 лет назад +16

      +1stGruhn Originally we had a whole section on cancer and telomerase, but the script was already so long it had to be cut. :-)

    • @1stGruhn
      @1stGruhn 8 лет назад +1

      +Today I Found Out thats understandable... there is so much information out there yet so much we still don't know. Ya'll do a great job at summarizing things though!

  • @Mike28625
    @Mike28625 3 года назад +8

    What if a person, like at an aquarium, were to assist with molting? I wonder how big they'd actually get if they were able to.

  • @DocDoesGamingTV
    @DocDoesGamingTV 5 лет назад +16

    Why have a guard dog, when I can just keep a 44 pound lobster

  • @jeffiek
    @jeffiek 8 лет назад +55

    Silly boy. Of course they can't die of old age. We eat them first.

    • @Stefan-yz5lr
      @Stefan-yz5lr 8 лет назад

      wtf beta?

    • @Theelectroarcheologist
      @Theelectroarcheologist 8 лет назад

      It's not our fault there tasty and delicious

    • @Demogorgon47
      @Demogorgon47 8 лет назад

      Awww now I'm hungry as fuck for lobster. *Sigh*. A man can dream though. A man can dream.

  • @lizatanzawa7910
    @lizatanzawa7910 8 лет назад +24

    "The largest lobster ever caught weighed 44 lb." Documents from colonial America record six foot lobsters regularly caught. Lobster was unpopular, and was fed to imprisoned convicts.

    • @cloudsteele1989
      @cloudsteele1989 8 лет назад +7

      +connor AC , you're not very smart are you? There is photo evidence, material evidence, AND written evidence of the Civil War. There is ONLY written evidence that there were 6ft Lobsters regularly caught. That is the difference.

    • @108wee
      @108wee 8 лет назад

      Wow that sounds amazing

    • @teknowil
      @teknowil 8 лет назад +3

      oooo wee this is a swank prison, LOBSTER! how about caviar

    • @ryanmcdowell2326
      @ryanmcdowell2326 6 лет назад

      ItsOk ToBeWhite I like how you had to use caps to prove him even more right 😂

    • @callak_9974
      @callak_9974 6 лет назад

      Well, since lobsters aren't so tasty after they pass a certain age, I'm not surprised.

  • @Itsthatoneguy371
    @Itsthatoneguy371 5 лет назад +28

    Humans stop growing... at least vertically.
    Lol that was great!

    • @friday5561
      @friday5561 5 лет назад +1

      Brian Bishop But humans nose's and ears seem to never stop growing

    • @snakevenom4954
      @snakevenom4954 3 года назад +1

      @@friday5561 Because that's cartilage, not bone

  • @cadenbigler
    @cadenbigler Год назад +2

    Crazy how different he looks without his beard

  • @tsuchan
    @tsuchan 6 лет назад

    That was one of the best 'Today found out' videos I've seen so far. Thans very much guys!!

  • @simtexa
    @simtexa 6 лет назад +6

    Actually, telomerase exists in adult human beings too, particularly in certain forms of stem cells as well as in tissues that are regularly regenerated, for instance in epiderms (such as skin and mucous membranes) as well as in the case of various blood cells that need to be generated continuously.

  • @OnTheThirdDay
    @OnTheThirdDay 8 лет назад +8

    "At least not vertically"...
    I see what you did there.

  • @gutspraygore
    @gutspraygore 8 лет назад +44

    I still think they're immortal. I believe one day we'll find huge colonies of massive ancient lobsters living somewhere at the bottom of the ocean.
    Speaking of long lived sea creatures. You should do an episode on orange roughy.

    • @BudChronicles
      @BudChronicles 7 лет назад +6

      gutspraygore no duh, who do you think runs Atlantis

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 6 лет назад +4

      They actually acquired interstelkar travel capabilty before the extintion of dinosaurs and later came back to earth as ancient alien. They easily built the piramids and Stonehenge with their incredible size.
      One remains on our planet to this day and took the name lochness, or nessie if you will.
      All hail to our lobster gods

  • @4dhumaninstrumentality789
    @4dhumaninstrumentality789 3 года назад +1

    4:05 Please tell me they put it back in the water. A legend like that can’t go out on a dinner plate.

  • @TheDeathmail
    @TheDeathmail 3 года назад +7

    Long Story Short: Lobsters do age, they just age differently than humans.

  • @jacobb.9181
    @jacobb.9181 5 лет назад +13

    I didn’t even know that this was something people said to begin with

  • @philliplamoureux9489
    @philliplamoureux9489 8 лет назад +25

    Well Done!

  • @xpeachpuffx
    @xpeachpuffx 5 лет назад +9

    I keep mishearing "lobsters" and "monsters". I should be sleeping.

    • @doggyworldboxing2130
      @doggyworldboxing2130 5 лет назад

      Me to and I’m sleepy myself lol I swear all I hear is monster

    • @SHAZZZZZA
      @SHAZZZZZA 4 года назад

      I keep hearing mobsters 😂

  • @Robisme
    @Robisme 3 года назад +1

    If an immortal giant lobster the size of Godzilla shows up. The whole of New England is going to buy a tub of their favorite butter and draft into the military.

  • @chipch9667
    @chipch9667 3 года назад +1

    This dude’s presentation has gotten so much better over the past few years on Biographics. It’s not bad here, but his pacing and production values have just gotten better and make it feel so much more natural.

  • @entrippyZ
    @entrippyZ 8 лет назад +19

    dangit I wanted there to be 5 foot long 1000 year old lobsters

  • @crayonjupiter7307
    @crayonjupiter7307 8 лет назад +12

    am I the only one who thinks that 30-60 years is still a long time for a lobster to live?

    • @johnlewis9158
      @johnlewis9158 8 лет назад

      they don't seem get much fun out of life

    • @fleafrier1
      @fleafrier1 8 лет назад +2

      john lewis From what he said about mating, it seems like the males do

    • @crayonjupiter7307
      @crayonjupiter7307 8 лет назад

      fleafrier1 lol

  • @CrystalDragon-wk9lc
    @CrystalDragon-wk9lc 5 лет назад +13

    I learned about telomerase from Alex Jones. Been lengthening my telomerase since 2017. Lmao

    • @Heathmcdonald
      @Heathmcdonald 3 года назад

      Bret Weinstein (I think) discovered that lab mice have abnormally long telomeres. This explains why all the medicine they test on mice doesn't kill them but does kill us. Science is to proud to admit that big of a blunder tho so I doubt it will change.

    • @EveryTimeV2
      @EveryTimeV2 3 года назад

      Telomers. Also science isn't some single person in a room who outsmarts you out of spite. It's a word to describe a body of knowledge gained via the scientific method.
      Must've been a funny man or woman who made you bitter about smart people.

  • @borisdanyukov8267
    @borisdanyukov8267 5 лет назад

    I have never seen such a sympathic guy. Keep up the good work.

  • @Boxofclocks
    @Boxofclocks 6 лет назад

    Thank you for the concise video running through the background considerations of this question. It was thorough, logical, easy to follow, quick, and well delivered. I'm going to see what other videos you have.

  • @nandujar
    @nandujar 8 лет назад +310

    Reincarnate as a male lobster please...

    • @gregoryeverson741
      @gregoryeverson741 8 лет назад +3

      no, cuz u would want to eat me

    • @YakuiMeido
      @YakuiMeido 8 лет назад +40

      Nico Andujar
      So then you can fuck a bunch of other lobsters? The fucks wrong with you? I can't think of something less fuckable. Maybe a cactus?

    • @nandujar
      @nandujar 8 лет назад +68

      Yakui did someone have a bad day? if I were a lobster I'm sure I'd find them attractive. kinda how humans find humans attractive. pull the stick out

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 8 лет назад +4

      Nico Andujar actually mammals are only species that has unusual mating organs beacuse every other creature has cloaca only and that is a hole where everything is being dumped out like urine and feces or even sperm and I'm not sure how they mate but it's probably by pressing onto two cloacas or by pouring sperm onto the egg like things (forgot how it is called) and there you have it!

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 8 лет назад

      Nico Andujar oh and reincarnation is not possible

  • @hellvoxx7650
    @hellvoxx7650 6 лет назад +12

    they don't control the speed at which lobster dies.

  • @hellequin.303
    @hellequin.303 3 года назад +3

    5 years done well for Simon 😂

  • @Toki52
    @Toki52 4 года назад

    @5:44 Looks like a guy in a hazmat suit inspecting a giant lobster.

  • @MrCJSherrill
    @MrCJSherrill 5 лет назад

    this guy enunciates his words clearer than any other

  • @andgeo3374
    @andgeo3374 8 лет назад +13

    4:11 Oh cool a mudcrab.

  • @xenomorphoverlord
    @xenomorphoverlord 8 лет назад +22

    Imagine a five hundred year old lobster...

    • @RossMalagarie
      @RossMalagarie 8 лет назад +20

      You will see him fighting King Kong on Skull island soon.

    • @justinkasey1058
      @justinkasey1058 8 лет назад

      imagine no lobster in a few years! fuckusallshima is killing everything, collapse is under way.

    • @tomcummings3471
      @tomcummings3471 8 лет назад

      yeah, that 45 lb lobster in the video

    • @xenomorphoverlord
      @xenomorphoverlord 8 лет назад +1

      Tom Cummings Five hundred, not one hundred...

    • @JoeJinouga
      @JoeJinouga 8 лет назад +1

      that makes a monster lobster...lol

  • @xDTHx
    @xDTHx 8 лет назад +6

    today i found out that youtube is mocking me because i don't like seafood.

    • @blitcut9712
      @blitcut9712 8 лет назад

      Same here. I never understood the appeal of it.

    • @ciremai303
      @ciremai303 8 лет назад +2

      Uh, taste? I don't know what else it would be haha, what kind kind of question is that lmao

    • @lornaldtrump1594
      @lornaldtrump1594 8 лет назад

      Agerix Official
      HEY FUCK YOU MAN I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP!

  • @TheMeiliken
    @TheMeiliken 6 лет назад +1

    It is factually impossible to die of old age. What actually happens is that when someone is so old and die, NO ONE does an autopsy on the body BECAUSE they're old. In truth, it is usually due to something else in the body going bad, like a heart attack, stroke, etc.

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 4 года назад +1

    In my experience the most common reason for lobster death is a deadly combination of deliciousness and butter. I’ve never known of one to die of old age.

  • @Nozerone
    @Nozerone 8 лет назад +17

    Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!

  • @tolido20
    @tolido20 2 года назад +3

    Are there any leon fans here? I suddenly get a lot of lobster information videos recommended

  • @cryptosporidium1375
    @cryptosporidium1375 8 лет назад +4

    So the question(s) for an indefinite lifespan is; "how do you produce more telomerase than you lose and if so is there some form of moderation that needs to be applied? Secondly, is it possible to inexpensively manipulate telemerase? Thirdly, if it is possible to prolong my life this way today, what is cost?"

    • @omega5040
      @omega5040 8 лет назад +2

      Cryptosporidium 137 there is a treatment that feeds you the stuff your body stops producing, as the dna unravels from the telomeres disappearing so the new cell doesn't get the blueprint to build stuff. It has to be custum made depending on the person. It was still being studied with promising results in old people reverting some aging problemas, treatment is going to be crazy expensive.

    • @SuperPickle15
      @SuperPickle15 8 лет назад +4

      Cryptosporidium 137 ironic an alien clone is asking about genetic degeneration.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 8 лет назад

      Another good question. Is there a way to slow down the death and splitting of cells without an adverse effect?
      If cells lasted a little longer and split slower, this could also result in a longer life span. But this is probably way more challenging.

    • @Duke00x
      @Duke00x 8 лет назад

      Shade Nox there is a theory of lower caloric intake. it us said it can slow down cell death and decision. the theory is if you keep your caloric intake to around 1,800 a day many/most cells get a signal to repair rather then replace. This keeps them alive a bit longer. This in turn extends your life span a few years overall. Now last I heard this was still now a definitive thing (i.e. more research needed to prove if it is even a real thing or if it works with humans. or something like that. one study seemed to show it works on mice. But I think a later review or second study may have found questions with the first one or was not able to fully replicate it. I am only half remembering something I half heard on these last parts. I only really know about the first study in any detail).

  • @burquebandit7169
    @burquebandit7169 3 года назад

    Therapist: Beardless Simon isn't real, he can't hurt you.
    Beardless Simon:

  • @robertcaseydavis
    @robertcaseydavis 5 лет назад

    I very much like that you admit this is about semantics and don't pounce on everyone with a self-important "gotcha!"
    Many thanks. Great work.

  • @electech2732
    @electech2732 8 лет назад +25

    Short Answer: No

  • @blairlohnes8103
    @blairlohnes8103 8 лет назад +96

    So essentially we're like SSD's.

    • @dmdport745
      @dmdport745 8 лет назад +28

      Blair Lohnes That's not a good sign. My ssd died after a little less than a year....

    • @pyroparagon8945
      @pyroparagon8945 8 лет назад

      dmdport ssd?

    • @dmdport745
      @dmdport745 8 лет назад +11

      Pyro Paragon Solid State Drive. Its a type of super fast hard drive for computers but with a limited number of writes before it wears down.

    • @pyroparagon8945
      @pyroparagon8945 8 лет назад

      dmdport thanks

    • @jamesliu5910
      @jamesliu5910 8 лет назад

      You prolly use too much Spotify.

  • @LordMatria
    @LordMatria 8 лет назад +32

    If a tree never gets a parasite or runs out of water and nutrients, can it live forever?

    • @OmegaMegalodon
      @OmegaMegalodon 8 лет назад +13

      potentially yes. The tree is immortal.

    • @vejymonsta3006
      @vejymonsta3006 8 лет назад +37

      He's right. Biological immortality does not entail freedom from death. It just means death is determined by some exterior physical threat rather than a cells inability to replicate.

    • @OmegaMegalodon
      @OmegaMegalodon 8 лет назад +13

      Jorna Rood
      Depends on your meaning of immortality. To put it in another way, biologically immortal organisms do die, but they don't seem to age.The bristlecone pine is a good example.
      Many plants could be essentially immortal. For instance, many cultivated plants that are propagated via cuttings or tissue culture are effectively the same organism over thousands of years. Example: all the difference species of bananas we eat today comes from the same plant years ago. Plants do not die of cancer and they do not have organs in the sense that animals do.
      Many trees die due to environmental stress, such as disease or insect infestations etc.

    • @OmegaMegalodon
      @OmegaMegalodon 8 лет назад +12

      Jorna Rood for the record, plants and trees are the same.
      I see that you also research bananas from google, isn't clone come from the same tree?
      It would be good if you can do some research before you shoot your mouth in this comment sections.

    • @OmegaMegalodon
      @OmegaMegalodon 8 лет назад +3

      Jorna Rood yea, seem like you like to win. So be it, you can win. Begone!!!

  • @SpaceG95
    @SpaceG95 5 лет назад +1

    Wow, what a major improvement your new videos are 😂, thank God!

  • @NightRogue77
    @NightRogue77 3 года назад +1

    This was Simon before he was kidnapped and forced to work for 23 different channels. Notice how vibrant and spry he appears. Where are you Simon we are looking for you!! #SaveSimon

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 7 лет назад +4

    God: "I do not control the speed at which Lobsters die."

  • @samwizeganji5222
    @samwizeganji5222 6 лет назад +6

    ..."humans grow to a maximum height, at least vertically" xD Hahaahahahaha!!!!

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat 8 лет назад +7

    with me, Lobster just never gets old.

  • @tomcieszenski7249
    @tomcieszenski7249 3 года назад +2

    Good to hear, I've been worried that if I found a genie and wished for immortality he would turn me into a lobster.

  • @JasonTramm
    @JasonTramm 4 года назад

    I love your work! Keep it coming and thank you!