@@mikejones774 But... that pretty much ruins the point that there Superheros. Taking away Batman's weapons and armour and taking away Superman's powers. Now it's just Stronger human vs normal human. It wouldn't be much of a contest.
Springtrap Superman is basically a Human he gets his powers from the sun and there’s a planet we’re Batman went to they gave him Superman’s powers it was from the sun
@@mikejones774 Last time I checked humans don't get their powers from the sun. They get nutrients from food and breathing air and whatnot. And what does this have to do with the earlier comment you made?
Springtrap I’m saying that superman would be cheating in a fight because of the fact that there’s another planet that also gives Batman superpowers so I’m saying superman would always be cheating because he would have the sun
Flash: "Why do you think you win against him?" Batman: "Cause I'm rich!!!" Flash: "Yeah but, how exactly are you going to win?" Batman: "With MONEY!!!"
If I'm not wrong, I think Superman had the fortress of solitude in the Arctic because it is quieter there as Superman also has super senses. So the fortress of solitude gets him further away from the people, so that it is not as loud.
@@thenoirknight5729 I found a source that said that he knows 178. That being said I looked it up a couple years ago and it might’ve changed since then.
I feel like anyone who had seen batman in the comics would have no doubt that batman is the winner.... the man literally has a plan to defeat every single superhuman he knows of...
Only if its green kryptonite or gold(gold gets rid of his powers permanently),red makes him evil,silver basicly makes him get super high,black would make 2 of him a good and bad,pink turns him gay(srsly he turns gay when exposed to this shit).and periwinkle kryptonite causes Superman to lose all of his inhibitions.
Mr Stupid wait this entire theory is wrong if superman has (X-RAY) vision that means he doesn’t get affected by that radiation Batman would try use to destroy him 🤷🏽♂️
qberry gamz people only talk about Batman’s advantages lol, what if superman just stays in the air what’s that suit going to do lol. What if superman gets a emp and just disabled his suit. What if the logic you’re going off of in this video isn’t even correct to this cinematic universe (its just a theory). We’ve already seen in this universe that superman is crazy fast ....the flash fast, hows batman going to hit him in a big ass clunky suit....see what I’m getting at, Batman only wins if all the conditions are biased towards him
It kills me that these theories are almost ALWAYS better than what we see on the big screen. It's either a flop or disappointing when we see studios try to wow us, why don't they hire Matt or the whole theorist channel to go over everything. Everyone would make bank and we would have a chance of having better movies.
So, it turns out that superman has THREE weaknesses: kryptonite, supernatural power, and ionizing radiation. That means, in theory, that Godzilla could ONE-SHOT Superman. After all, Godzilla's "flame" breathe is made ENTIRELY out of radiation. Being exposed to that much radiation and force would probably cause Superman to disintergrate.
While I enjoy your videos and this one was good I still think you got it all wrong. Calculating his strength by carrying a rocket segment is flawed logic. As far as we know flying off with that rocket segment was no more difficult than carrying a box of Kleenex. Now there are multiple examples of Superman being hit with large arms and Small arms weapons fire without so much as wrinkling his suit.
Exactly everyone from the dragonball universe can lift rockets with ease. Even the human warriors. The problem with superman is inconvenience there are to many versions off him so you can never debate how strong the guys is.
BGIBreyerProductions The movie threatre where I live is one of those old-fashioned ones that only show two movies at a time. There was BVS and Zootopia, but I wish I had just seen Zootopia. Definitely wasn't the best movie I've seen.
What if kryptonite is uranium? They're both glowing green rocks, and this theory makes it seem like what makes superman week to kryptonite, is the radiation it emits. But hey that's just a theory, A COMMENT THEORY! thanks for reading.
"Sun tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more more about fighting than you do, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of honor! And then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them on a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that point on any time a bunch of animals are in one place it's called a ZOO! UNLESS IT'S A FARM!" - Soldier from TF2
Did you learn this from film theory or are you next level theorist... or i’m just making up stuff about you instead of thinking that you actually read a book Edit: but hey that’s just a theory
Boy Man. He was a man bitten by a boy. He got man powers. In Soviet Russia, he can eat bubbles, and things that can kill the normal human. His weakness is work.
Nebulys yea and that was barely after the freeza arc before he even became a ssj. think about how much unbelievably strong he is now in super and think about how strong goku is
The fortress of solitude is there so that when superman relaxes, he is a normal person, and doesn't break cups, plate and furniture with his laser eyes.
But I think we are all forgetting that Superman is MUCH faster than Batman is. He could very easily just move faster than Batman can see and pick him up and fly him into orbit before Batman even realizes Superman arrived.
One flaw: you based Superman's strength based on how heavy that rocket or whatever was...but that isn't necessarily has maximum strength. You could argue maybe that his face looks strained, but he's trying to throw it as far as possible so whether or not it's heavy for him, he would be throwing it with as much effort as possible
That was my thought. Superman can bench press the entire planet for days without even breaking a sweat. Even if this is just an analysis of the movie version of him I'm sure a lifting rocket is minimal effort for him. For this fight to be even a little feasible supermans strength would have to be severely marginalized
That's kind of the point. Batman has a huge advantage when it comes to resources and that's one of his strengths that a lot of other heroes don't have. Since he's rich, he can easily act on whatever intelligence he happens to get and manufacture the correct counter to anything he encounters given enough time.
If Zack wasn't a hack that had Superman call his mother by her first name, Supes would be dead. That is literally what happened in that scene, Batman had Superman pinned to the ground ready to deal the death blow and if he wasn't reminded of his own Martha Luthor would still have hair.
Literal MacGuffin That’s fine, personally I love all of snyders movies especially when he actually gets to use his vision for a movie instead of having studios butcher it way too much. But hey that’s just me
In the movie Justice League Doom Batman left on his own accords the League Members did vote if they should kick him up but I think it was a tie like GL wanted him out and I think Diana, Superman was mixed because he's Bruce's bro, and I can't remember the rest.
Batman had his plans stolen and used in justice league doom and they all worked. All the plans would have killed the justice league if Batman didn’t have plans to defeat his own plans
lets not forget about batman's biggest advantage: the army of adopted teenagers he has to fight with him. a simple headcount shows a guy who's died and come back to life, the original robin, a sleep-deprived coffee addict, a sarcastic girl who loves purple, and a number of kids who were trained by assassins
Ahmed Ilhan Ahmed Tariq Ha I defeated a grammar Nazi! There is no capital letter in "small". The only grammar mistake was no period. SO HA. I deserve a medallion.
There is a Hunger Games theory that I want you to look into. The theory is that Hunger Games, takes place in a alternate dimension where America didn't win their freedom for Great Britain. The evidence is that there were 13 districts that all specialize each in a different type of industry, representing the 13 colonies. Most of the people in the movies are British, and most of the clothing worn by the capital look like fancy old European clothing. And the WAR that started it all was the American Revolutionary War. What do you think of this?
Wait, so cryton is about the size of earth but with several times the mass of our sun? That should be way over the swartzchild radius. NO WONDER THE PLANET ORIGINALLY EXPLODED!
@@potatogamingyt1932 doctor strange is worth 20 million. Tony stark is worth 20 billion which i believe is the highest in the mcu. He barely beats batman
Because of the Zod spaceship scene and Supes reaction, we know that he's evolving to Earth's environment. This means that soon, his abilities will fade, due to him no longer needing the gravity and sunlight to survive. If batman waits long enough, Superman will lose his powers entirely
6:40 it's so innacurate I'm shaking. Just because superman can lift a rocket doesn't mean supermans powers are enough to only loft rocket. He can lift bigger stuff too
Even in the movie universe, struggling to lift something does not mean it's the full amount that somebody can lift. To *actually* find what somebody can lift, you have to keep adding more weight until lifting an object is physically impossible for them. Because Superman is exponentially stronger than a human, the difference between struggling and full capacity is also exponentially different for him, at least when compared to a human. There are also *way* too many factors to take into consideration here. So by no means is this case closed.
This theory is more filled with holes than normal. Just because he was seen lifting a rocket in one scene doesn't mean that's all he's capable of, and given that it was what all calculations were based off of...that's a pretty big problem. Not to mention how you already pretty much covered the impossibility of the scenario in the episode but then continued to proceed with a "scientific" breakdown anyway. Oy.
+Starwars4J Or the fact that he used that one scene to calculate the gravity of krypton, how? If the gravity was that different he'd be much stronger than 406x, since his strength is only partly attributed to gravitational differences, everything else is the Sun, he even said it himself...
+Logician Writer i know matpat should not played this cheep on us its still kryptonite edit: matpat said once that he is not into comics so maybe he didn't know that kryptonite is a radioactive element no just a rock he should have done so research
Plus I'm pretty sure most adaptations of Superman can digest all forms of radiation barring Kryptonite, it just takes longer. Plus he neglected to factor in that a suit with the power of 1000x would literally obliterate his upper body from the recoil alone, and if it was a robot then Heat vision and distance sorts that.
And a murderous Batman. Who is not Thomas Wayne, from an alternate timeline where Atlantis and the Amazonians are at war with each other, all because Barry Allen fucked up. The 'gun-toting Batman' was, apparently, a goof made by the actor; he believed Bruce used the things in the source comic, but...nope.
Q French Martha was just a way of Batman seeing that Superman wasn't a monster- he saw that Superman cares about humans, enough to risk his life for them. Martha was just the spark that made Batman think.
Aether Enforcer Eclipse Yes, that's correct but it's supposed to give off a radiation which is only harmful to Superman, however if he really is just a "Super" Man with similar biology to our own then any such radiation should be even more harmful to us! There are three known types of ionising radiation caused by radioactive decay, which we learn about at school. Alpha, Beta and Gamma. Of these, Gamma is the most energetic and hence the most dangerous because it can penetrate the furthest and do the most damage. Kryptonite may give off a particularly damaging form of Gamma rays, which might be why it glows green, but if this is true then humans (and even most superheroes) can't handle it safely without wearing protective gear.
You forgot to mention Superman has super hearing so batman can make a sound that's incredibly high which hurts Superman and his hearing and batman could make earmuffs in his bat ears
I don't know which is cooler, the fact that MatPat can give a thorough breakdown of BvS, or the fact he's apparently seen Case Closed. He is totally the main character, too.
+Bassam Barakat Neither will win, they'll have to team up to fight some greater power or some crap. There's no way they're going to make a bunch of nerds super angry by having a winner.
Some people say Batman isn’t a real superhero because he doesn’t have powers, but I believe he is a hero because he has willpower and determination beyond any normal person.
How to end the Batman vs Superman fight: -It all depends on the writer. If the writer loves Batman, he would pull any crap to make stories about how Batman would win -If the writer loves Superman, he would just make Batman so weak and Superman literally a GOD,a SAINT. lol But hey!That's..just a comment! A simple comment! Thanks for reading!!
+SuperShah201 I tend to find that the best writers remember that these guys are friends. They might spar over ideals but at the end of the day Batman respects Superman's idealism and Superman respects the Dark Knight's pragmatism. So I'd add another to this:-If the writer loves both characters they'll remember what they're supposed to be doing long before we get an answer and both sets of fans will argue that their favourite was 'just about to win'.
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Dang, this takes the phrase "fighting smarter not harder" to a whole new level.
The Cartridge Tilter This is a Scrooge McDuck Quote :
«Work Smarter, not harder»
Adonis Farhat wrong. It’s a cloaker quote
My house gets a third story
It’s big brain time
If Batman can defeat Superman without kryptonite then does that mean Batman could defeat goku (I watch death battle)
"Lets make it fair no kryptonite" Meanwhile at Warner Bros "were gonna do that thing"
Let’s make it fair Batman no kryptonite no bats suits and superman stop getting his Powers from the sun because that actually how he gets his powers
@@mikejones774 But... that pretty much ruins the point that there Superheros. Taking away Batman's weapons and armour and taking away Superman's powers. Now it's just Stronger human vs normal human. It wouldn't be much of a contest.
Springtrap Superman is basically a Human he gets his powers from the sun and there’s a planet we’re Batman went to they gave him Superman’s powers it was from the sun
@@mikejones774 Last time I checked humans don't get their powers from the sun. They get nutrients from food and breathing air and whatnot. And what does this have to do with the earlier comment you made?
Springtrap I’m saying that superman would be cheating in a fight because of the fact that there’s another planet that also gives Batman superpowers so I’m saying superman would always be cheating because he would have the sun
Superman: "So how can you defeat me?"
Batman: "Because Im Batman"
Superman: "No not that one"
Batman: "........"
Batman: "Im rich"
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
@@OkOk-cf3ej 😺😸😹
Being rich opens up plenty of doors
You don’t even need the rich part all you need is because he’s Batman
Lmao
Flash: "Why do you think you win against him?"
Batman: "Cause I'm rich!!!"
Flash: "Yeah but, how exactly are you going to win?"
Batman: "With MONEY!!!"
He just starts throwing gold bars at superman
@@ethangriffith2035 he'll make the robot arms with platnum
Correction
Flash:why do you think you can win against him
Batman:because i am batman
*proceeds to beat up dimesional gods*
*proceeds to beat up dimesional gods*
Flash: What's your superpower again?
Batman: I'm rich.
After watching this video that actually makes sense now.
Also being able to create artificial Kryptonite with ease
Which is radioactive Rock
i now it hilarious
United bank of *money*
So true 🤣
@@thatguy6519 *our* united bank
Batman: i listed all reasons y im better
Superman: it just says "im batman"
Batman: exactly
deadly robotics
You mean because I’m batman
LOL
Superman: well that doesnt mean anything
Batman: yes it does
Superman: how
Batman: because I’m Batman
Martha wait your mom names Martha yes ok 👌 let’s fight bad guy
True DC comic fans know a prepared batman is an unstoppable batman.
Dr. Doom would like to know your location.
Faizaan Naseem True DC comics fans know it’s a joke
True dc comic fans know Batman could destroy the whole justice league
@@FlatBunny360 you wish
@@gregoriusrex1855 he literally has a contingency plan for it covered in the comics but you think what you wish.
If I'm not wrong, I think Superman had the fortress of solitude in the Arctic because it is quieter there as Superman also has super senses. So the fortress of solitude gets him further away from the people, so that it is not as loud.
u a genius!!!! in a gud way for sur
Also because while it may not get as much direct sun in some places the sun never sets in the arctic so he’d get 24/7 radiation
@@bradenr867well what about the period of the year when the sun is not there?
@@nagasakitheman1076 Not sure maybe hibernation? He may get tired lol PolarMan or SuperBear
@@nagasakitheman1076 good point, maybe he needs vacation home in the South Pole so he can go there during winter for some more 24 hours of sun
Superman: it is impossible to beat me
Batman: what is I use this fancy green rock
Superman: guess I'll die
@@terryfuldsgaming7995 Don’t forget that Batsy knows over 170 martial arts.
@@mr.mcnerdo *127
The fact that he doesn't use the "fancy green rock"
@@thenoirknight5729 I found a source that said that he knows 178. That being said I looked it up a couple years ago and it might’ve changed since then.
@@mr.mcnerdo 👍. Everything that I've watched and read has had 127 as the max
Superman's weakness: Kryptonite
Batman's weakness: Martha...
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!Although there is a perfectly reasonable explaination for that scene i do love the memes.
Hi
He's weakness actually is chicks
the thing is that batman can close his ears
@@jeffkherbyanghag3460 hishe reference
Meanwhile...
Lex Luthor: Write that down! Write that down!!!
Dark Steve lmao 😆 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Charles.....
*Writes down "I'm batman" *
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
watching this in 2024 is like opening a time capsule
I feel like anyone who had seen batman in the comics would have no doubt that batman is the winner.... the man literally has a plan to defeat every single superhuman he knows of...
not to mention he also has a plan to take himself out too
Although none of that mattered because boom kryptonite
And every single he doesn’t 😂
He has no successful contingency plan for plastic man 😂
Superman = Plant
Green Kryptonite = Weedkiller
Gold Kryptonite = Poison
Batman: The person that will throw superman in the bin
Batman = Rich AF
Kryptonite bullets c: ? $$$
your ass is grass, and im the weed whacker
Only if its green kryptonite or gold(gold gets rid of his powers permanently),red makes him evil,silver basicly makes him get super high,black would make 2 of him a good and bad,pink turns him gay(srsly he turns gay when exposed to this shit).and periwinkle kryptonite causes Superman to lose all of his inhibitions.
well russia probably got some of that pink shit
Batman:*wins*
Superman:but how?
Batman:BECAUSE IM BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN....................................................................................N
Batman fan:hell yeah
Superman fan:no lets fight shit fan
*superman fan punchs batman fan but lose because hes BATMAN FAN HE WILL NEVER LOSE*
Mohamed Salad I read it with the HISHE voice lmao
OK
*hishe*
@@tfordham13 YEAHHHHHH
@@princezuko9430 HISHE
Man, The Film Theorist is always right!
I'm proud of you, dude!
superman : I have super strength, flight, laser vision, and X - ray vision,
Batman : I have billions of dollars in my bank account, I win
Mr Stupid wait this entire theory is wrong if superman has (X-RAY) vision that means he doesn’t get affected by that radiation Batman would try use to destroy him 🤷🏽♂️
@@macey7600 Supes doesn't have X-Ray vision.
While it is called that, technically what he has is Clairvoyance, based on the fact he can see in color.
Ok so radiation doesn't effect him how does he deal with getting pummeled by 2x his force
qberry gamz people only talk about Batman’s advantages lol, what if superman just stays in the air what’s that suit going to do lol. What if superman gets a emp and just disabled his suit. What if the logic you’re going off of in this video isn’t even correct to this cinematic universe (its just a theory). We’ve already seen in this universe that superman is crazy fast ....the flash fast, hows batman going to hit him in a big ass clunky suit....see what I’m getting at, Batman only wins if all the conditions are biased towards him
@@macey7600 ya I guess so the whole slogan it's just a theory a game.theory
Are you Team Batman or Team Superman?
Batman duh
Uhh Team Superman, do you even need to ask.
+The Film Theorists #teamspiderman!
Batman
+The Film Theorists Team MatPat?
If batman loses I'm suing you.
same
nobody wins, they stop fighting to take down doomsday. And then just make an alliance
Same.
+SwiftGaming batman s not going to lose they gonna team up
same
It kills me that these theories are almost ALWAYS better than what we see on the big screen. It's either a flop or disappointing when we see studios try to wow us, why don't they hire Matt or the whole theorist channel to go over everything. Everyone would make bank and we would have a chance of having better movies.
So, it turns out that superman has THREE weaknesses: kryptonite, supernatural power, and ionizing radiation. That means, in theory, that Godzilla could ONE-SHOT Superman. After all, Godzilla's "flame" breathe is made ENTIRELY out of radiation. Being exposed to that much radiation and force would probably cause Superman to disintergrate.
Cole Krumrey well it's more of a plasma blast
But Godzilla would have to hit him with it and superman could probably one shot him
Cole Krumrey
Don't forget Martha XD
As well as magic
Lord Helix
Highly irradiated plasma
ManMan his only weakness isn't kriptonite it's the American dollar
sad
Underrated comment.
Lol
Lol
All hail dollar
Always be yourself...
Unless you can be BATMAN, then always be BATMAN!
While I enjoy your videos and this one was good I still think you got it all wrong. Calculating his strength by carrying a rocket segment is flawed logic. As far as we know flying off with that rocket segment was no more difficult than carrying a box of Kleenex. Now there are multiple examples of Superman being hit with large arms and Small arms weapons fire without so much as wrinkling his suit.
Thank you! All we know is that he is at LEAST strong enough to carry the rocket, let alone being shown to push planets around in flight...
Exactly everyone from the dragonball universe can lift rockets with ease. Even the human warriors. The problem with superman is inconvenience there are to many versions off him so you can never debate how strong the guys is.
@@warrioroffpeace3673 How strong is superman? .... Any creator for DC : "Yes."
I was gonna say he can lift a whole lot more than a rocket, but the other points are valid.
"If we believe there is even a 1% chance that he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.".
--Batman.
Why did you quote that movie
@Parvika Singh no it a joke like why did you say that name
I am Batman Nah the quote was good, it was just executed in the movie badly
I thought batman was supposed to be smart.
@@yamintaaha6714 you know what punk
BATMAN WINS FATALITY
Random person: how does batman win
Batman:because I’m batman
Spooderman Can do anything a meme can makes sense
You some that up nicely batman is a meme.
godofyouall489 that’s the personals name but ur right
true as hell
This theory is better than the actual movie
Amen
+MotaShotta
Indeed. I sort of wasted my time going, after I watched it, I wish I had just went and seen Zootopia.
+Keshaire!!! hahahah its better
BGIBreyerProductions
The movie threatre where I live is one of those old-fashioned ones that only show two movies at a time. There was BVS and Zootopia, but I wish I had just seen Zootopia. Definitely wasn't the best movie I've seen.
+MotaShotta Jokes getting old.
This was my first matpat video. From here, I became a fan. Thanks matpat
Superman=plantman
Xxsnpierboixx Lolz plantman was in megaman 6 and sucked!
Patsy Pearson megabatman
No he's captain planet
Also batman regularly beats poison ivy, who is plant girl
Xxsnpierboixx Lolz bazza gazza
I thought the reason was that he's batman
Case Closed
YES
You have been banned from roblox
Reason: *yes*
(AlbertStuff reference)
DingleBerries DingleBerries do you kiss your mother or father with that mouth equal opportunities
CaptianCupcakez!! :D
Name:batman
Born:yes
You have been communicate banned from Xbox (without any communicates being used).
Reason: *yes*
CaptainCupcakez:D I thought he would win because MARTHA!!!!!!
Superman: haha you cant beat me
Batman: slaps him with money
Superman:wtf
Batman:pulls out mecha suit with nuclear mingun
Superman=superplant
wat
Hotel? Trivago
What if kryptonite is uranium? They're both glowing green rocks, and this theory makes it seem like what makes superman week to kryptonite, is the radiation it emits.
But hey that's just a theory, A COMMENT THEORY! thanks for reading.
That was a good theory
I think youre exactly right actually. Crazy that mat didnt pick up on that
Bruh, Uranium isn't green. It has metallic luster.
He must have thought uranium is like from the simsons
it probably is some kind of wierd radiation that doesn't affect humans, i was thinking that already.
"know the enemy"
-sun tzu the art of war
*Technoblade intensifies*
I rly wasnt expecting that here, thank you
"Sun tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more more about fighting than you do, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of honor! And then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them on a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that point on any time a bunch of animals are in one place it's called a ZOO! UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
- Soldier from TF2
And don’t leave your house without kryptonite
Did you learn this from film theory or are you next level theorist... or i’m just making up stuff about you instead of thinking that you actually read a book
Edit: but hey that’s just a theory
Why batman wins
Simple
“BECAUSE HE IS BATMAN”.
I’m 14 and this is deep
Ahh, a Hishe fan I see.
@@PaperMoonLaZY yup 👍
Of course Batman when he's Batman Batman always wins it's just the law
@@hrishipotter5611 hey I am Bruce Wayne wanna know my secret IDENTITY
Boy Man. He was a man bitten by a boy. He got man powers. In Soviet Russia, he can eat bubbles, and things that can kill the normal human. His weakness is work.
This is the best thing I've seen today.
Jude Dasher, I... I... what?😅
This comment sounds like the lyrics of a trippy Beatles song😂
Using death battle to back anything is about as factual as consulting a journalist for anything
Batman wins with his superpower...
Money
Tristmun9 Tyme plant killer
Ok in the movie justice league he states to the flash that his super power is money so you are right
Tristmun9 Tyme what
True dat.
lol so true
Batman used ionizing radiation and robotic punch on Superman.
It was not very effective..
Batman used 'I am Batman!'
Superman fainted.
Batman’s gauntlets were made out of criptanite
I cringed so hard I almost swallowed my self
This made my eyes water😂😂😂
@@JayJay-uf8qi *Kryptonite
U watched too much HISHE
Vegeta trained in 500x gravity
I DIED WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT xD
+J De Castro I was thinking literally the same thing
The other video was based on a different version of superman. This is based on the film version.
he trained in 300x gravity
Nebulys yea and that was barely after the freeza arc before he even became a ssj. think about how much unbelievably strong he is now in super and think about how strong goku is
The "Not a great plan" Iron Man reference got me wheezing the rest of the episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fortress of solitude is there so that when superman relaxes, he is a normal person, and doesn't break cups, plate and furniture with his laser eyes.
also for humans, it's kinda hard to get there.... even with our current tech. finding it. traveling to it. unless you are WAYNE!
how'd he build the fortress in the first place? where'd he get the materials and stuff, I didn't know he was rich
@@bub3124 in the comics he made all the materials on Venus
This ending would’ve been way better than the real way Batman wins.
@Philip Good Superman is ridiculous, he gets in difficult fights all the time although he is ridiculously powerful.
Why? How does Superman being a plant makes sense? And how does this winning makes since Superman is way more powerful than he is
@@omega_sam
He-
He spent the whole video explaining how and why it made sense-
@@toxification it was a stupid explaination
superboy-prime and any reason you would believe so? He literally has proof.
“Man Man”.. I bet HIS superpower is peeing while standing up.
What??? That's not a power
Hm.. Thats not a power eveyone can do that....
The real power is peeing while upside down....(without missing aim)
Also known as being a boy
Also every girl rages at that comment
Liam Smith I’m a girl and found out how to do it lol
But I think we are all forgetting that Superman is MUCH faster than Batman is. He could very easily just move faster than Batman can see and pick him up and fly him into orbit before Batman even realizes Superman arrived.
So when batman says he has the power of money he ain't lying
scrabzy yep
😂 YUPXD
Nope. Not at all
So Batman's superpower is actually being rich
Captain Sterling Is it Tony Stark I also hear
Yes
Captain Sterling lol
Captain Sterling no. His superpower is overrated.
He says that in the movie
Without the sun Superman becomes "Manman"? More like "hu-man"...
I'll see myself out.
or wo-man
LOL
**cricket cricket**
or nomalavreageman
"Hugh Man. Now that's a name I can trust!" - Zapp Brannigan (not a precise quote but close enough)
He man....
“Not once but twice”
MUI goku: I’m about to end this whole mans career
This aged like milk
Imagine Superman On The Moon
2436 times stronger than you
@@mendheimer3046 and you
@@JesseR59 nO
@@mendheimer3046 hey don't you think that he would be stronger too on moon
@@AryanSingh-yy9mw i meant while he is on earth. Whats the point Of calculating it if he is stronger
but, wait, matpat.... Is there any guarantee that the rocket he lifts is the limit of his strength?
exactly what I thought
+ztsb45 hm i wonder...
Exactly!
+ztsb45 media.dcentertainment.com/sites/default/files/galleries/file/ajax/field_main_gallery_image/und/0/form-Fp7QZ6at19ZPDunC-GxytDTg2_oGSYGu0ekFd-ldpAU/SM_13_1.jpg
well would i be damn'd
wait a minute.... BRUCE WAYNE is BATMAN?!?!?!
#spoileralert
Lol
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!!!!!!!
whaaaat
Batman is a human!? #spoileralert I thought he was a bat
+Audrey Yun df XD duhh
This video makes the "Whats your power? Im rich" line seems pretty plausible
So basically Superman is a plant.
Yup
TheBaconBean Lol
Smoke Supes everydayy
TheBaconBean so we can basically kill him with fire!!
TheBaconBean 🇮🇴🍳 rx
One flaw: you based Superman's strength based on how heavy that rocket or whatever was...but that isn't necessarily has maximum strength. You could argue maybe that his face looks strained, but he's trying to throw it as far as possible so whether or not it's heavy for him, he would be throwing it with as much effort as possible
Nice
That was my thought. Superman can bench press the entire planet for days without even breaking a sweat. Even if this is just an analysis of the movie version of him I'm sure a lifting rocket is minimal effort for him. For this fight to be even a little feasible supermans strength would have to be severely marginalized
+joesatmoes But he doesn't throw it. One of the trailers showed him standing up with it, still straining.
I agree with this, bodybuilders still 'Strain' when lifting weights far less heavy than their maximum possible
+joesatmoes thank you for pointing this out, I noticed too and it was bothering me.
-batman catches supermans punch
-SUPERMAN : batman how did you get so strong
-batman's suit opens to reveal saitama inside
-SAITAMA : WHOS BATMAN?
the comment I've been looking for😆
Hahaha 😐🙂😃😁😄😆🤣😂😂 nobody realizes the power of saitama he is a real hero
😂😂
I want this to be a comic now please
@@suicidal.schizophrenic ?
Matpat calculating Superman strength, meanwhile Superman who pull entire solar system with a chain 😂
Thats the comics. I could argue that multiple forms of comic batman beats superman.
@@jaydenzhang786 and I can argue that cosmic Armor Superman beats all of them.
cosmic armor superman isnt even superman last time i checked. its a robot that looks like superman@@rishinarang7717
Man of steel? more like
*plant of steel*
_ba dum tshhh_
😜😄 good one.
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
*Poison Ivy wants to know your location*
😆🤣
U mean man of plant
This title needs to be "Batman can defeat Superman because he's rich."
Magic Galaxy So true!!! 🤣👏🏻👌🏻👍🏻
That's kind of the point. Batman has a huge advantage when it comes to resources and that's one of his strengths that a lot of other heroes don't have. Since he's rich, he can easily act on whatever intelligence he happens to get and manufacture the correct counter to anything he encounters given enough time.
Becky from HR More like “The Perks Of Being Rich”
I guess DC wasn't kidding when they said being rich is a superpower ^^
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They both lost to Rotten Tomatoes
You sir, are a simple genius!
lmao
Madhura Shyam
You are awesome
Lool
Touché
If Zack wasn't a hack that had Superman call his mother by her first name, Supes would be dead. That is literally what happened in that scene, Batman had Superman pinned to the ground ready to deal the death blow and if he wasn't reminded of his own Martha Luthor would still have hair.
“So, what’s your superpower?”
“I’m rich.”
The movie sucked, but this is too perfect to not mention.
Literal MacGuffin I mean better then this movie
The movie was actually ok but the snyder cut will be amazing
TheRunn I disagree, I think the Snyder cut will be boring, grimdark, cliche and generally bad. The only good movies Snyder has ever released are 300.
Literal MacGuffin it’s probably gonna be unnecessarily dark for no real reason other than PaReNt DeAd
Literal MacGuffin That’s fine, personally I love all of snyders movies especially when he actually gets to use his vision for a movie instead of having studios butcher it way too much. But hey that’s just me
Anyone can beat Superman, if they have enough plot armor.
Tttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee
+Sticky the Squid Why
Green lantern: I just willed kryptinite back fie clark
+Sticky the Squid Are... are we having the same conversation?
and kryotionite (I spelled it wrong) tip: the green shard that weakens superman
Didn't Batman already come up with a plan to defeat everyone in the justice league
chain age yep, his computer has files of all of them and their weaknesses. And I can guarantee that he already has his tools ready.
Oohhh remember that, didnt they kick his ass iut cuz they were salty or some shit?
In the movie Justice League Doom Batman left on his own accords the League Members did vote if they should kick him up but I think it was a tie like GL wanted him out and I think Diana, Superman was mixed because he's Bruce's bro, and I can't remember the rest.
yeh only if you read comics
Batman had his plans stolen and used in justice league doom and they all worked. All the plans would have killed the justice league if Batman didn’t have plans to defeat his own plans
lets not forget about batman's biggest advantage:
the army of adopted teenagers he has to fight with him. a simple headcount shows a guy who's died and come back to life, the original robin, a sleep-deprived coffee addict, a sarcastic girl who loves purple, and a number of kids who were trained by assassins
All he needs to do is use his magic belt
I just need a small loan of a million suns
#AmericasScrewed
+Insane Marshmellow "Small loan"
Ahmed Ilhan Ahmed Tariq Ha I defeated a grammar Nazi! There is no capital letter in "small". The only grammar mistake was no period. SO HA. I deserve a medallion.
+Insane Marshmellow I think he's saying you missed the quotation marks.
+Insane Marshmellow *claps slowly*
There is a Hunger Games theory that I want you to look into. The theory is that Hunger Games, takes place in a alternate dimension where America didn't win their freedom for Great Britain. The evidence is that there were 13 districts that all specialize each in a different type of industry, representing the 13 colonies. Most of the people in the movies are British, and most of the clothing worn by the capital look like fancy old European clothing. And the WAR that started it all was the American Revolutionary War. What do you think of this?
Dang
yes please do this
Dang
Lol great idea, he should do that.
Mind blown
Wait, so cryton is about the size of earth but with several times the mass of our sun? That should be way over the swartzchild radius. NO WONDER THE PLANET ORIGINALLY EXPLODED!
Kesavan Ramesh I decided to do the calculations... and even with the planets crazy mass the Schwarzschild radius of krypton is roughly 3.5 meters!
Science is right until it's proven wrong.
"It's just a theory"
Can't believe It's been 6 years till that movie.
Super man is just that one scene from SpongeBob where he lays on the ground and repeatedly says “Photosynthesis”
MatPat, could you do a theory on One Punch Man?
*Saitama
+Kaleb Sayong one punch man*
+MeinKampfyHoodie ONE PUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CH
Like "how strong exactly is Saitama?"
+MeinKampfyHoodie DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
Batman has a power that nobody can beat *The Power Of MONEYYY*
What about the power of trillionaires
>cough cough<
*DOCTOR STRANGE*
@@potatogamingyt1932 what about him?
@@potatogamingyt1932 doctor strange is worth 20 million. Tony stark is worth 20 billion which i believe is the highest in the mcu. He barely beats batman
Lex Luthor
Batman: *Fights Smarter not Harder*
Superman: *Fights so hard can't even beat a man*
How to beat superman:
Step 1:Be Alfred
Step 2:Take a pill to make yourself stronger
Step 3:Read the Injustice comics to find out now.
AceGamer/ The Ultra Gamer! Yeah but the pills are still not as strong as it said and It doesnt lset long
super man could chuck alfred all the way to space
Cant you use superman weakness
AceGamer/ The Ultra Gamer! But alfred died tho
Man! That headbutt was soo satisfying
Because of the Zod spaceship scene and Supes reaction, we know that he's evolving to Earth's environment. This means that soon, his abilities will fade, due to him no longer needing the gravity and sunlight to survive. If batman waits long enough, Superman will lose his powers entirely
He has already evolved?
hey superman, I think you broke your arm, you better get a x-ray!
it would have the same effects on Batman as it would Superman so... no harm.
Bu bum ch 😂😂
Superman has a limited amount of power and has spent time in the sun
+Wolf games Wolf games you mean unlimited.
lolol
6:40 it's so innacurate I'm shaking. Just because superman can lift a rocket doesn't mean supermans powers are enough to only loft rocket. He can lift bigger stuff too
Yeah this video is so incredibly flawed but I'm just telling myself that it's a theory on a fiction, so its whatever lol
@@DaOnlyMed yeah and this channel makes good content too its just one flaw
With respect, you make a mess of assumptions in that plane math. You're assuming that's all he can lift- which it definitely is not.
He tried as hard as he could with that though that's like his max
IKR
Even in the movie universe, struggling to lift something does not mean it's the full amount that somebody can lift. To *actually* find what somebody can lift, you have to keep adding more weight until lifting an object is physically impossible for them. Because Superman is exponentially stronger than a human, the difference between struggling and full capacity is also exponentially different for him, at least when compared to a human.
There are also *way* too many factors to take into consideration here. So by no means is this case closed.
Haha I know right
RIGHT??? Common Mat Pat, in Superman Returns he throws an island into space....
This theory is more filled with holes than normal. Just because he was seen lifting a rocket in one scene doesn't mean that's all he's capable of, and given that it was what all calculations were based off of...that's a pretty big problem. Not to mention how you already pretty much covered the impossibility of the scenario in the episode but then continued to proceed with a "scientific" breakdown anyway. Oy.
Agreed.
+Starwars4J Thank you! I was about to say that.
+Starwars4J Or the fact that he used that one scene to calculate the gravity of krypton, how? If the gravity was that different he'd be much stronger than 406x, since his strength is only partly attributed to gravitational differences, everything else is the Sun, he even said it himself...
+Starwars4J He had visible trouble lifting it though is the idea.
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Well actually
Spoilers warning
Batman beat Superman with a kryptonite robot suit
SuperNova Gaming he doesn't need to use Kryptonite he just choosese to
Game Smasher he had to use it or he woudlve lost
Correction: He also uses the night (Y'know, when there isn't any sunlight), which is how doomsday killed superman in the comic.
but storing sunlight means he is on limited supply of power
giving him limits that he does not have during the day
SuperNova Gaming He didnt because MARTHAA!!!
Matmat: Batman will not win superman with kryptonite
The movie: Batman wins with Kryptonite
Lol, great theory, but Batman just ended up fighting during the night and used Kryptonite.
Idk
If you were to fight a god-like being, would you play nice and let him win?
+Zetsuke4 thats how batman fights
And sound waves, but the nuke bit came after they found out their mother's were the same.
MARTHA
Dude, kryptonite *is* radioactive. So you're basically using kryptonite without specifically using kryptonite. Cheater.
k.
+Logician Writer nerd
+Logician Writer i know matpat should not played this cheep on us its still kryptonite
edit: matpat said once that he is not into comics so maybe he didn't know that kryptonite is a radioactive element no just a rock he should have done so research
+gregotox You clicked on this video, and call someone else a nerd?
Plus I'm pretty sure most adaptations of Superman can digest all forms of radiation barring Kryptonite, it just takes longer.
Plus he neglected to factor in that a suit with the power of 1000x would literally obliterate his upper body from the recoil alone, and if it was a robot then Heat vision and distance sorts that.
Batman beats Superman because...
he's batman.
Rakha Yup
Ludungloi1 Ludungloi1 Nope
U had to say that didn't you
Naa he’s just rich
Exactly, that's really all that ever needs to be said hahaha
Who's here after matpat Retired?
Me
I am
😢
Me
🙋♂️
I'm pretty sure I've learned more science from MatPat than at school
LucernasDN 😂😂😂😂
LucernasDN yup
LucernasDN definitely
actually I have retarded teachers
LucernasDN same, the school system is dumb
Manman
T shark plays lol
Hehe more like mehman
Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
T shark plays best villain ever, he can, and will, destroy the earth.
T shark plays i
We didn't get this, instead, we got "MARTHA!!!!"
Q French "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?!" 😐
Q French It was meant to humanize super-man.
And a murderous Batman.
Who is not Thomas Wayne, from an alternate timeline where Atlantis and the Amazonians are at war with each other, all because Barry Allen fucked up.
The 'gun-toting Batman' was, apparently, a goof made by the actor; he believed Bruce used the things in the source comic, but...nope.
Q French ikr
Q French Martha was just a way of Batman seeing that Superman wasn't a monster- he saw that Superman cares about humans, enough to risk his life for them. Martha was just the spark that made Batman think.
Batman should've just used "The Bat Stare"
Wait... wouldn't ionizing radiation be the same thing as krytonite? Perhaps that is what kriptonite is: a radioactive material.
Aether Enforcer Eclipse I believe that kryptonite is accually .....drumroll please........................either plutonium or bugged up uranium
captain atom has used multiple times of radiation to defeat superman
That is obvious, we know that Lex Luthor once developed cancer from a ring of kryptonite that he wore. However, it's not strongly radioactive.
It's even stated all over the place that it's radioactive so you aren't wrong there
Aether Enforcer Eclipse Yes, that's correct but it's supposed to give off a radiation which is only harmful to Superman, however if he really is just a "Super" Man with similar biology to our own then any such radiation should be even more harmful to us!
There are three known types of ionising radiation caused by radioactive decay, which we learn about at school. Alpha, Beta and Gamma. Of these, Gamma is the most energetic and hence the most dangerous because it can penetrate the furthest and do the most damage.
Kryptonite may give off a particularly damaging form of Gamma rays, which might be why it glows green, but if this is true then humans (and even most superheroes) can't handle it safely without wearing protective gear.
You forgot to mention Superman has super hearing so batman can make a sound that's incredibly high which hurts Superman and his hearing and batman could make earmuffs in his bat ears
Bat-muffs.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- Bat-Muffs!
Jalen Knobbe n
Jalen Knobbe lol
Josh Woofter I appreciate the theme song of the year
I don't know which is cooler, the fact that MatPat can give a thorough breakdown of BvS, or the fact he's apparently seen Case Closed.
He is totally the main character, too.
Wait doesn't that mean Kryptonite has ionizing Radiation well in order to damage Superman?
Maybe
THE GREATEST WARRIOR OF ALL TIME!
MANMAN!!!!!!!!
69 likes, your welcome
Normalman like Superman
Just minus the super
with 2x more depression and 2x more debts
Batmanman!
@@lilgaymarker lol
its obvious that batman will choke superman with a small loan of a million dollers.
Ayyy
+Bassam Barakat Neither will win, they'll have to team up to fight some greater power or some crap.
There's no way they're going to make a bunch of nerds super angry by having a winner.
ayy
+Mic Mich well, apparently they are going to have multiple fights.
***** What if they're both the winner by teaming up :#
Batman: I'm gonna win
Superman:Oh yeah, what makes you say that!
Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!!!
OMG thank for all the like
dunununununununununu batman
#hishe
Sean Ramirez
Matpat: even goku would loose to superman
Shaggy: laughs from the corner
Some people say Batman isn’t a real superhero because he doesn’t have powers, but I believe he is a hero because he has willpower and determination beyond any normal person.
HomeschoolHelps the super power of money
HomeschoolHelps Yep, thats why Nightwing *IS* a hero 😊
Thank you for finally clearing up this mess, and Batman has the all-powerful dollar on his side.
HomeschoolHelps k
Preeeaaaaccchhh
Let’s summarize the whole movie in one word
*Martha*
loll marthaaaaaaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?!?!*
Eggs Benedict srsly
Lol
What
How to end the Batman vs Superman fight:
-It all depends on the writer. If the writer loves Batman, he would pull any crap to make stories about how Batman would win
-If the writer loves Superman, he would just make Batman so weak and Superman literally a GOD,a SAINT. lol
But hey!That's..just a comment! A simple comment! Thanks for reading!!
Lol
+SuperShah201 I tend to find that the best writers remember that these guys are friends. They might spar over ideals but at the end of the day Batman respects Superman's idealism and Superman respects the Dark Knight's pragmatism. So I'd add another to this:-If the writer loves both characters they'll remember what they're supposed to be doing long before we get an answer and both sets of fans will argue that their favourite was 'just about to win'.
so tru
packman2321
This! If I get a chance to write a Bats vs Supes story, that would be the ending.
Also batman v superman version is just the dumbed down version of the animated version of the dark night returns
I like how mostly everything mat pat said came true in the movie