Jerma Streams - Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  11 месяцев назад +22

    This video is part of a larger stream that goes
    1. Party Animals (Part 2) [with Ster, Poke, and Vinny] ruclips.net/video/F2RWb3SOxcU/видео.html
    2. Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]
    4:54 Golf It!

  • @atoyo8344
    @atoyo8344 11 месяцев назад +310

    Jerma gave real "what I can't enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?" engery this stream

    • @scarlett-moriko1543
      @scarlett-moriko1543 11 месяцев назад +17

      “Eating on the old, a succulent Chinese Mayo?!”

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 11 месяцев назад +13

      Enegery

    • @jeffu_
      @jeffu_ 11 месяцев назад +23

      Engery videos game nerd

    • @bingbong6899
      @bingbong6899 3 месяца назад +1

      "This is democracy manifest" type of energy

  • @thoomish3556
    @thoomish3556 11 месяцев назад +210

    Jermas water scores(based on gut reaction):
    Core: C
    Smart: A
    Refresh: B
    Dasani: -B (negative B?)
    Evian: B
    Reverse Osmosis Cappuchino Machine Filter Water: A+
    I will also interpret the odius "Which?" column as attempts to guess which water they were tasting:
    Jerma thought Core water was Core water
    He thought Smart water could be Evian or Refresh
    He thought Refresh was either Smart or Dasani
    He thought Dasani was Smart water
    He thought Evian was Evian
    He declined to comment on reverse osmosis water I guess?
    There, now you don't need to learn moon runes

    • @queenquack6526
      @queenquack6526 11 месяцев назад +11

      Thank you for your sacrifice

    • @donkeyy8331
      @donkeyy8331 11 месяцев назад +19

      I hope your mental health is fine, trying to decypher that must be like reading the Necronomicon

    • @kafkaswetdream
      @kafkaswetdream 9 месяцев назад +1

      jerma obviously never had essentia, easily S tier

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 11 месяцев назад +143

    45:45 - This looks like a cypher that a serial killer would leave to taunt the police. And it's just a weird list about Jerma's favourite water...

    • @REM_sheep
      @REM_sheep 11 месяцев назад +12

      Reading this comment before having actually watched the stream is both extremely confusing, and also perfectly in character for Jerma

    • @richefortgaming
      @richefortgaming 11 месяцев назад +3

      I am about 99% certain the Zodiac Killer sent this shit to the Police during his spree

  • @algernopkrieger7710
    @algernopkrieger7710 11 месяцев назад +123

    Jerma doesn't make noise until 11 seconds in, but as per usual, he doesn't start making sense until 43:40

  • @StoopDoggy
    @StoopDoggy 11 месяцев назад +113

    This felt like 3 members of a friend group that never hang out trying to make conversation on a long road trip.

    • @Nexus74566
      @Nexus74566 11 месяцев назад +8

      Holy shit this is exactly the vibes. But also it's golf so that's a general bore

  • @BBXcompany
    @BBXcompany 11 месяцев назад +36

    i find it actually very cute that they just decided to do their own fun tier list, like jerma does mad man things but this thing was wholesome and then it gets to the cypher lol

    • @binaryDisasterr
      @binaryDisasterr 10 месяцев назад +4

      exactly i was so confused when they started making fun of him like?? why is it weird? it sounds like a fun activity 2 do with your partner, its not hurting anybody and they clearly bonded over it because she kept the picture of the whiteboard and everything

  • @Kiroisawesome05
    @Kiroisawesome05 11 месяцев назад +30

    Its so wholesome to see jerma and his husband ster spending time with their son

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 11 месяцев назад +47

    Local streamer attempts to find Ster’s holes

  • @brunstersanderson2539
    @brunstersanderson2539 11 месяцев назад +44

    Let’s go golfing! 🙂

  • @ccmatt
    @ccmatt 11 месяцев назад +46

    I fucking love it when Jerma streams with Poke, they are so different but they bounce off each other so well

  • @enbybunny9940
    @enbybunny9940 11 месяцев назад +30

    I think Ster activated bimbo mode during this stream. No none-bimbo accidentally pronounces titanic as “titantic”

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em 11 месяцев назад +6

      My eyes bounced back and forth between “titanic” and “titantic” for a solid 30 seconds trying to spot the difference. I guess that makes me a bimbo 😅

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 8 месяцев назад +1

      none-bimbo

  • @blooberri666
    @blooberri666 11 месяцев назад +91

    ster was so jealous girlfriend unnecessarily competing for her boyfriends attention-coded this stream

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop 11 месяцев назад +16

      Why is your profile picture AI fem Jerma

    • @NoraHannigan678
      @NoraHannigan678 11 месяцев назад

      @@justdrop this person is clearly deranged (compliment) i mean did you even process the comment

  • @BlueLily342
    @BlueLily342 11 месяцев назад +16

    Damn jerma really is retired, they're playing golf and talking about drinking water What the fuck

  • @Toomsie
    @Toomsie 11 месяцев назад +61

    Love it when Poke and Jerma play games together, lol. Their personalities just click(from a viewer perspective, not trying to be parasocial andy here) and the stupid shit they spout just makes me laugh. Also, poke's laugh is contagious

  • @cainthepicaro
    @cainthepicaro 11 месяцев назад +49

    The fact that Ster drinks sink water explains everything

    • @narwhalguy3829
      @narwhalguy3829 11 месяцев назад +21

      lead brain

    • @neonbelly4
      @neonbelly4 11 месяцев назад +5

      He makes tea in the shower

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 8 месяцев назад +3

      youtube commenter no longer can relate to the common man

  • @elusiverobertdenby3000
    @elusiverobertdenby3000 9 месяцев назад +3

    Jerma and Holly utilizing the whiteboard to make lists for fun on more than one occassion... they were meant for each other 😆

  • @TheNerdySportsGuy
    @TheNerdySportsGuy 11 месяцев назад +12

    25:11 feels like a really good Jerma moment.

  • @EmperorSigismund
    @EmperorSigismund 11 месяцев назад +14

    40:45 This is why we love Jerma. He's just a real life clown, on stream and off, and sometimes there just happens to be a camera and a microphone in his face.

  • @brunstersanderson2539
    @brunstersanderson2539 11 месяцев назад +9

    JGA - Jerma Golf Association

  • @coopercan
    @coopercan 11 месяцев назад +7

    12:40 Jesus Christ I wasn’t really listening and I thought they were saying “bug” the whole time.
    “Fill a bug with liquid.”
    “How many bugs do I have? 5.”
    “I have a bug that always makes me laugh.”

  • @birdlawyer2128
    @birdlawyer2128 11 месяцев назад +12

    i find myself constantly agreeing with ster over the course of this video i dont think they deserve his wisdom. why muster the energy to get multiple glasses of water when i can hydroload by opening my maw to the infinite rain machine i'm already going to be standing in for 15 to 30 minutes

    • @binaryDisasterr
      @binaryDisasterr 10 месяцев назад

      shower heads can fill with built up dirt and such from the pipes, but also more than that any creatures that were washed up. i stopped drinking shower water when i went 2 clean my clogged shower head 1 day and an entire disassembled spider spilled out. its 4ever burned in my memory. just generally a bad idea 2 trust theres nothing in there

  • @mrchangcooler
    @mrchangcooler 11 месяцев назад +12

    Jerma and his girlfriend were high as hell doing this water list

  • @o.steinman3855
    @o.steinman3855 11 месяцев назад +6

    i skip to a random part of the video and of course i land on 30:58

  • @brderlad
    @brderlad 6 месяцев назад +1

    jerma saying that he puts shower water in his mouth, swishes it around, and spits it out as if that’s more normal than just drinking water from a showerhead is crazy

  • @MrHornet54
    @MrHornet54 11 месяцев назад +1

    Jerma with the deep cut Curb reference

  • @IsaacRedWo0d
    @IsaacRedWo0d 11 месяцев назад +17

    Jerma

  • @erock676
    @erock676 10 месяцев назад +1

    he's gotta do an updated visual tier list

  • @Whires
    @Whires 11 месяцев назад +3

    this feels like a stretched out game grumps episode

  • @polysemy_
    @polysemy_ 11 месяцев назад +3

    lets not look past 20:32 this absolute gamer made it on the last shot, with no time left 😎 holyyyy, thats my streamer.

    • @polysemy_
      @polysemy_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      I'm just wondering why they assume everyone takes hot showers, at least in this context of drinking something.
      idk, there's a lot of assumptions. everyone's got that tickle for something, to each their own.

    • @polysemy_
      @polysemy_ 11 месяцев назад

      cold showers in the winter, that's a true test. it gets so cold you feel hot, every water bullet burns your back.
      and you get out refreshed asf, like you marinated in... man, just try it.

    • @neonbelly4
      @neonbelly4 11 месяцев назад

      Buzzer beater on the shitter

  • @Kitsuen.z
    @Kitsuen.z 11 месяцев назад +4

    What odd person doesn't drink shower water, the bacteria adds flavour, it's like a little treat.

  • @AngryShooter
    @AngryShooter 11 месяцев назад +1

    I aspire to be someone who would find fulfillment out of doing water tier lists for fun while sipping reverse osmosis water.

  • @Raptskelleon
    @Raptskelleon 11 месяцев назад +2

    26:25 swollen balls allegations from the duck game
    41:00

  • @Billythegun
    @Billythegun 11 месяцев назад +10

    Germa

  • @DudokX
    @DudokX 9 месяцев назад

    I love that golf games always make people talk about the most random shit, I remember when NL did it every week on the NLSS

  • @djinny11
    @djinny11 11 месяцев назад +3

    nice I love this game

  • @kassandra_sae4563
    @kassandra_sae4563 10 месяцев назад

    26:33 had me in tears

  • @larsfinlay7325
    @larsfinlay7325 6 месяцев назад

    A mug of summit1g makes me want a Faze mug now

  • @ggambidt7840
    @ggambidt7840 10 месяцев назад

    water tier list incoming

  • @ladyzoe5734
    @ladyzoe5734 9 месяцев назад

    Ster and poke cannot fathom bfs and gfs having hobbies

  • @Thebees21
    @Thebees21 11 месяцев назад +10

    Ster talking about shower water being infinite free drinking water is so fucking funny to me. It killed me. I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. Idk maybe its the CBD gummies. I kept thinking of him differentiating that from water just from the sink. Like it never occurred to him that the regular water youd get from the sink to drink is also "infinite free water." Like drinking from the shower is some life hack for free water.

  • @kaidkaid88
    @kaidkaid88 11 месяцев назад

    Here to distract myself from seeing my mom's youtube history

  • @Curtis.....
    @Curtis..... 11 месяцев назад +7

    This stream rate is brutal. Gotta get used to it though

    • @Harufloof
      @Harufloof 11 месяцев назад +3

      Just pretend to be old as well so its not a problem

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 11 месяцев назад +9

      Nah, I prefer it like this. Now it feels like your dad randomly buying you a candy bar every so often. It's like a treat you don't know when you're gonna get but it's always a joy

  • @MICHAELBOLTON.
    @MICHAELBOLTON. 11 месяцев назад +3

    😂

  • @the101stgec7
    @the101stgec7 4 месяца назад

    aw hell no why steer being so mean to jermer

  • @00monkeydude001
    @00monkeydude001 4 месяца назад

    im pretty sure stir is just the guy jerma keeps around to make himself seem way funnier even if jerma already is funny when you have the guy who is the "loud is funny type of guy" its easy to come across as the better person.

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders 11 месяцев назад +1

    Idk what it is abt this stream but the conversations feel so disjointed, like theres just some weird fuckin energy here

    • @dylanchilders
      @dylanchilders 11 месяцев назад +1

      Like they go from talking about coffee to “the working man” and it just feels like every sentence is ai generated

    • @johnyamahakeyboard7472
      @johnyamahakeyboard7472 11 месяцев назад +2

      called being high

    • @araknieretro
      @araknieretro 11 месяцев назад +3

      It was post-orgy conversation, it's always awkward.

  • @rainbowGZUS7
    @rainbowGZUS7 11 месяцев назад +2

    Poke should try a couple bong rips in the shower. Its great

  • @gmowoman
    @gmowoman 11 месяцев назад +11

    swollen

  • @FriggitsXx
    @FriggitsXx 11 месяцев назад +7

    Like what another guy said, it sounds like Ster is the jealous third wheeling girlfriend butting in constantly.

  • @neonbelly4
    @neonbelly4 11 месяцев назад +1

    I prefer the inverse psychosic water

  • @fakeman6542
    @fakeman6542 11 месяцев назад +6

    Ster drinking shower water is so gross

    • @FriggitsXx
      @FriggitsXx 11 месяцев назад +3

      It wasnt focused on enough, so gross xD

  • @ordinary_
    @ordinary_ 11 месяцев назад +9

    Jerma