Bull Still Loose, Beach Spaghetti, Dak Prescott Dodges Vax Question | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад +137

    "I'm not Black, I'm Sicilian!"
    "The MF spittin!"--Mike Tirico

  • @tchalla7828
    @tchalla7828 3 года назад +153

    Their Long Island/Staten Island accent is unmatched. I could watch a whole show of them talking like that 😂

    • @SanskarWagley
      @SanskarWagley 3 года назад +28

      Michael Anthony Prosciutto 🤌🏼

    • @randomnessopy
      @randomnessopy 3 года назад +5

      i want them to play that exact character on a cartoon

    • @bighomiekitchen2193
      @bighomiekitchen2193 3 года назад +12

      Oh boy do I have a podcast for you

    • @tchalla7828
      @tchalla7828 3 года назад

      @@bighomiekitchen2193 lol which one?

    • @tchalla7828
      @tchalla7828 3 года назад +2

      @@bighomiekitchen2193 wait bodega boys? I listen to that, not as much lately though

  • @ralelunar
    @ralelunar 3 года назад +254

    Mero did one flip over the couch and the whole crew had to come out to reset production lmaoooo

    • @robertlust6234
      @robertlust6234 3 года назад +2

      Desus on the Left an Mero on the right?

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 3 года назад +7

      @@robertlust6234 you must be new. :)

    • @robertlust6234
      @robertlust6234 3 года назад +3

      @@SCSilk not really I've been pretty sure about it but I just wanted to confirm is that right my reading from left to right

    • @PudWhacker
      @PudWhacker 3 года назад

      😂

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 3 года назад +3

      @@robertlust6234 I believe they’re contractually obligated to appear in that order lest someone confuse them. ;)

  • @eddieajohnsontv
    @eddieajohnsontv 3 года назад +65

    Players use HIPPA like D&M use ALLEGEDLY 😆

  • @gueits8586
    @gueits8586 3 года назад +108

    Next time I get pulled over by the cops and get asked for my license and registration, I'm gonna say thats hipaa violation of my vehicles rights.

    • @gueits8586
      @gueits8586 3 года назад +2

      @hopeless idk guess?

    • @gueits8586
      @gueits8586 3 года назад +2

      @damasviews exactly, I just need to see if it works

    • @dshepherd107
      @dshepherd107 3 года назад +1

      So what’s a hipaa violation? Hey! Ho! Hip Hop Hipaa, Oh!

    • @gueits8586
      @gueits8586 3 года назад

      @@dshepherd107 example: a medical facility giving out your medical records or giving access to your medical records without your prior consent. Asking someone if they're vaccinated is not a hipaa violation, it also doesn't have to be answered because it's no one's business unless it's for education or employment. When the reporter asked Marjory Taylor Greene if she was vaccinated, she could've straight up said it's no one's business instead of saying it's a hipaa violation.

  • @beansandrice3315
    @beansandrice3315 3 года назад +67

    "you ever wanna go pon yard, but you only got 30 seconds?" Golden Krust gotta hire Desus as head of marketing lmao

    • @QuiaNeHia
      @QuiaNeHia 3 года назад +1

      UNDERRATED COMMENT 🤣🤣

  • @blackholediscoball
    @blackholediscoball 3 года назад +38

    "I am not black I am Sicilian" Mero with the heat

  • @henrysutulovich6608
    @henrysutulovich6608 3 года назад +19

    "1 2 3 4... FIIFFTH!!!" - D. Chapple
    "Quad- Penta- Hexa-.... HIPAA!!!!"- --D. Prescott

  • @RickyJ718
    @RickyJ718 3 года назад +49

    Nahhhhh, I saw the jump in the editing! I need that joke after Mero made the Sicilian bull comment. I know it was extra spicy.

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 3 года назад +15

      Haha good catch. Probably playing off of Mero's "I'm not black im Sicilian" Sicilians are often considered to have a significant portion of Moorish blood and this can be very offensive to them. Famous incredibly politically incorrect scene in True Romance around this concept.

    • @foxycinnamon7307
      @foxycinnamon7307 3 года назад +2

      @@nedisahonkey With the hard R...

  • @andysanchez9651
    @andysanchez9651 3 года назад +65

    DESUS said- boiled pasta 🍝 lol 🤣 isn't all pasta boiled lol 🤣

    • @sanjisay8232
      @sanjisay8232 3 года назад +8

      You ever had lasagna?

    • @andysanchez9651
      @andysanchez9651 3 года назад +21

      @@sanjisay8232 you still have to boil the pasta then bake it in the oven... I'm talking about the noodle being boiled

    • @sanjisay8232
      @sanjisay8232 3 года назад +6

      @@andysanchez9651 some ppl do...you don't have to though...just depends on how long you plan to let it bake..but I'll digress.. We don't need to have a cooking debate lol

    • @sanjisay8232
      @sanjisay8232 3 года назад +4

      @hopeless 🤣🤣 im ded... coincidentally i am starting one just not under this name lol

    • @sanjisay8232
      @sanjisay8232 3 года назад

      @hopeless you got beef huh? 😆

  • @PleaseAlex07
    @PleaseAlex07 3 года назад +11

    "Oh Shailene Woodley! I loved --"
    *Proceeds to hum Shania Twain*

  • @jordachejordan90
    @jordachejordan90 3 года назад +27

    Lol. Know Dak was pissed when he called that man by his 1st name:
    "I don't think that's important...Clarence. "

  • @pcfool13
    @pcfool13 3 года назад +15

    Spaghetti on the beach is wild af

  • @Jaba88
    @Jaba88 3 года назад +21

    They uh keep the Studio Cold for the equipment, cameras, monitors, lights, computers etc

  • @jessicabw
    @jessicabw 3 года назад +21

    The Sammy the Bull reference is the mob wives crossover I needed.

  • @CLB30ROX
    @CLB30ROX 3 года назад +37

    I can't believe they ain't caught that damn bull yet. That's the hood pet by now shiiid

  • @EricLeafericson
    @EricLeafericson 3 года назад +40

    6:10 - When an unvaccinated cop catches COVID, it mutates into swine flu.

  • @preezypatel
    @preezypatel 3 года назад +5

    I love that Julia calls them bosses and they are probably the best and funniest people to work for in the entertainment industry.

  • @jazzdaneclarke4614
    @jazzdaneclarke4614 3 года назад +25

    Wow I’m finally early for the warmup drop 🙏🏿

  • @alvinbiggsjr8351
    @alvinbiggsjr8351 3 года назад +3

    "Did you know a beef patty is just a hotpocket?" 🤣😭

  • @mhfromnh1421
    @mhfromnh1421 3 года назад +22

    the bull is "steering" away from capture. really, Post?

  • @SpaceCowboy5
    @SpaceCowboy5 3 года назад +1

    Julia was all of us during quarantine. Her laugh is the only one that matters.

  • @jordachejordan90
    @jordachejordan90 3 года назад +8

    Whole time im tryin to read Desus sweater. What is this sorcery?

  • @stevensedlak
    @stevensedlak 3 года назад +5

    4:41 she's smoking a giant spaghetti noodle!

  • @johnytwofeet
    @johnytwofeet 3 года назад +22

    Been following these guys since they were riffing on crates sippin juices … fucking kill every time 🔥 the brand is ultra fuerte

  • @tastemyhammer2757
    @tastemyhammer2757 3 года назад +11

    You gotta keep em carborated

  • @taylorg8509
    @taylorg8509 3 года назад +7

    Bodega boys in the house !!

  • @DrerealEast3278
    @DrerealEast3278 3 года назад +15

    Word to mero man he did it got all the Dominicans eating pasta on the beach 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @meesalikeu88
      @meesalikeu88 3 года назад +7

      dominicans been eating pasta at the beach since before mero was a sperm

  • @twoodbeats
    @twoodbeats 3 года назад +3

    "free the homie" nooopeee don't need to 😂😂

  • @SCSilk
    @SCSilk 3 года назад +11

    Julia: We’ve got some beach goss for you, Mero
    Me. Spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti
    Title displayed.: Sun, Sand and Spaghetti.

  • @smashboogietheilladelic5740
    @smashboogietheilladelic5740 3 года назад +6

    Yessir! Great segment.

  • @arthurpeters7412
    @arthurpeters7412 3 года назад +1

    That red Sox joke hurt fellas, much love from Rhode Island!

  • @liamsire
    @liamsire 3 года назад +13

    No matter how big their checks get, they always look like they got the fit on karmaloop.

    • @solitairedoll
      @solitairedoll 3 года назад +4

      Karmaloop...that’s a throwback

    • @lastlvl
      @lastlvl 3 года назад

      😂😂😂 Facts

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd107 3 года назад +6

    I’m on the same wave as Desus. I live my life like no one’s vaccinated.

  • @sanjisay8232
    @sanjisay8232 3 года назад +10

    Im only correcting cause my mom is a Shaniah Twain fan...thsts who sings that song "That dont impress me much" lol

    • @sanjisay8232
      @sanjisay8232 3 года назад +1

      @hopeless I'll let you Google it...please edit your comment when you get done lol

  • @TharaGuillory
    @TharaGuillory 3 года назад +12

    let barney liv his life

  • @Holla412
    @Holla412 3 года назад +3

    Mero is lit up😭

  • @iyamom4
    @iyamom4 3 года назад +3

    Julia over here trying to get Desus caught up. Love that he said they know who they are!!

  • @lalaaaaaa08
    @lalaaaaaa08 3 года назад +3

    desus with the kid cudi merch 🔥

  • @KittyCat1993-m6t
    @KittyCat1993-m6t 3 года назад +21

    Yo Im Dominican I will never understand the whole 🍝 movement

    • @miocid31
      @miocid31 3 года назад +3

      Then u ain’t dominican lol

    • @chuchfever
      @chuchfever 3 года назад +3

      Yooo you never had Eh-pagetti on the beach? Con pan? Gotta open your third eye and get at it

    • @KittyCat1993-m6t
      @KittyCat1993-m6t 3 года назад +1

      @@chuchfever nah im good lol

  • @CHEZO41
    @CHEZO41 3 года назад +2

    "Showtime gotta grow up though, they don't be showing holes"

  • @rad1407
    @rad1407 3 года назад +8

    Showtime: please turn the AC down. Everyone’s uncomfortable.

  • @bcckid18
    @bcckid18 3 года назад +7

    The empaguetadas slander out here smh

  • @ysahehre4316
    @ysahehre4316 3 года назад

    That studio must be freezin. Theyre dressed like Fall everyday.

  • @bridgetbonds5169
    @bridgetbonds5169 3 года назад +1

    I always love Italian food and the beach

  • @5lim.0
    @5lim.0 3 года назад +4

    Desus speaking Spanish is a hate crime 🤣

  • @luimoncada1945
    @luimoncada1945 3 года назад

    Yo that couch flip was so smooth. #BigUp

  • @mundaneamazing
    @mundaneamazing 3 года назад +1

    If they had a series where they just did dramatizations based on the loose bull, I'd be into that. Very entertaining.

  • @DKmadlipZ
    @DKmadlipZ 3 года назад +2

    mero mixing up shailene woodley and shania twain lmao

  • @nelsonsmith3654
    @nelsonsmith3654 3 года назад

    Dude in the back laughing way too hard😂😂😂

  • @vanessamcmurrayvm
    @vanessamcmurrayvm 3 года назад

    I felt that beef patty / hot pocket insult all the way over here lol

  • @sufferationist
    @sufferationist 3 года назад +4

    Espagueti gang rise up

  • @YoRAHeem
    @YoRAHeem 3 года назад +2

    Bruh… if Hot Pockets makes a Jamaican Beef Patty, are you not gonna try it?!?!

  • @MehIgotnothing
    @MehIgotnothing 3 года назад +1

    Julia low key wants to know if Desus will come bail her out. 😂 shout out to Michael Anthony for keeping Barney the bull safe in his basement. If nothing else Barney the bull can be the Showtime version of Juicebox.

  • @6178s
    @6178s 3 года назад

    Mero's love for his people

  • @willis1359
    @willis1359 3 года назад +7

    how she go from NFL goss to Shaleine Woodley goss without mentioning that she's Aaron Rogers' fiancee

  • @fredpell98
    @fredpell98 3 года назад +6

    Gang gang

  • @getyamoney4171
    @getyamoney4171 2 года назад

    U know what would blow every 1 mind, if desus & Mero switched seats💡

  • @susiedupuy9532
    @susiedupuy9532 3 года назад +1

    That's it for me with the Cowboys. Dak was the only reason I still cared.

  • @mirroboylx
    @mirroboylx 3 года назад +7

    Yyyyeeeerrrrr

  • @carold6424
    @carold6424 3 года назад +1

    espagetti con pan!!!

  • @meesalikeu88
    @meesalikeu88 3 года назад +3

    so they cleared goss and can use it again???

  • @danorcel32
    @danorcel32 3 года назад +1

    Sharks you ever want to go pon yard but you only got 30 seconds 😂😂😂

  • @The90SecondMom
    @The90SecondMom 3 года назад +2

    I did get that book when ole girl mentioned it and it was not as sucia as I expected

    • @nmoomoo
      @nmoomoo 3 года назад +1

      Three women?

    • @The90SecondMom
      @The90SecondMom 3 года назад +1

      @@nmoomoo that’s the one. I did enjoy it though

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 3 года назад +3

    Nomee deega lol

  • @andysanchez9651
    @andysanchez9651 3 года назад +6

    Hope they get that bull soon 🐂 and no one eat him 😭😭

  • @madelynrios395
    @madelynrios395 Год назад +1

    God I miss them

  • @stevensedlak
    @stevensedlak 3 года назад +4

    for the people at home what are empaguetadas?

  • @shauncrawfordguitar
    @shauncrawfordguitar 3 года назад

    “The butcher comin nigga”

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 3 года назад +2

    Leave Barney alone!

  • @jessicae1625
    @jessicae1625 3 года назад

    Desus 😍😍

  • @SilverImmortal3633
    @SilverImmortal3633 3 года назад

    Didn't they do a show awhile back about bringing spaghetti to the beach

  • @tumelomolaba1209
    @tumelomolaba1209 3 года назад

    anyone notice that desus is wearing kid cudi merch

  • @beatlebrarian
    @beatlebrarian 3 года назад

    That's what I named my boobs: Real White Goss.

  • @theblackjubalharshaw
    @theblackjubalharshaw 3 года назад +2

    cool

  • @renederieux1057
    @renederieux1057 3 года назад +1

    Not HIPAA, he does not have it, nough said

  • @joshpalmer7416
    @joshpalmer7416 3 года назад +7

    Swap Goss for bull shit it's fine with me
    Is the Goss back or is this old???

  • @supercoolguyization
    @supercoolguyization 3 года назад +1

    desus e here

  • @andersonneil2293
    @andersonneil2293 3 года назад +8

    Please, people just get vaccinated, I need to be able to do fun things more, I'm so done with this pandemic

  • @robertlust6234
    @robertlust6234 3 года назад

    1:45 I Cam back for this bit. Put it on Facebook. If they say your name pay attention for the next 30 Seconds. That is what Elon always says.

  • @kb-gl6se
    @kb-gl6se 3 года назад +2

    hahahahahahah sucio boys ever present

  • @andysanchez9651
    @andysanchez9651 3 года назад +3

    #yerrrrr

  • @Oldmanbodycam
    @Oldmanbodycam 2 года назад

    Yurrrrrrrrrr

  • @timothycastro7479
    @timothycastro7479 3 года назад

    I’m must be Barney the bull

  • @mr100x3
    @mr100x3 3 года назад +7

    Bulls definitely eye-Talian, if he was a real black Bul he would’ve been shot already.

  • @marctouss1862
    @marctouss1862 3 года назад

    ive seen that bull...

  • @aeh20s
    @aeh20s 3 года назад +1

    I've commented before, but can you guys add closed captioning to your videos? Even the auto generated ones from RUclips are enough. The brand needs to be accessible

  • @Mannyswack
    @Mannyswack 3 года назад

    The term should be carbohydrated

  • @erizabeta
    @erizabeta 3 года назад +1

    carbohated

  • @Roger88faction
    @Roger88faction 3 года назад +2

    found a black person lol 4:02 lmao, I get spaghetti is bomb...But Im wit Desus on this. I dont want accidental sandy noodles.

    • @Roger88faction
      @Roger88faction 3 года назад

      @hopeless it's hard for to see brutha, me eating pasta at the beach 😂, I'ma wanna take a nap 😆

  • @lauraeustate7764
    @lauraeustate7764 2 года назад

    Empaghetadaaaaa

  • @mandylicious7083
    @mandylicious7083 3 года назад

    What did the stripper get arrested for?

  • @frankwhytejr.1367
    @frankwhytejr.1367 3 года назад +3

    Vaccinated or not it really isn't anybody's business lol. Do your part and be safe.

  • @adamaskew2866
    @adamaskew2866 3 года назад

    I'm not a cowboys fan so I don't give a shit.

  • @andysanchez9651
    @andysanchez9651 3 года назад +2

    First!!!!

  • @mandylicious7083
    @mandylicious7083 3 года назад

    Can desus ever say a word properly?
    It's hermanO

  • @fernandogaribay2446
    @fernandogaribay2446 3 года назад +2

    First bruh

  • @n.dghtwxgyubd.o4158
    @n.dghtwxgyubd.o4158 3 года назад +2

    3rd yeeeeert

  • @lza5735
    @lza5735 2 года назад

    So ya'll are really just gonna fuckin tease the return of Sonic Rings and then not god damn use them smfh

  • @jeffreysalvador7076
    @jeffreysalvador7076 3 года назад

    Ya'll lost most of your core audience when you switch from vice to showtime. I get it, money talks and vice fucked up. But daamn I still don't got showtime lol I wait for the RUclips leaks