Monty Python - Crucifixion
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- The Crucifixion skit from Monty Python and the Life of Brian
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"Ninty ffff- Ninty ffffff- Ninty ffffffffffff- Ninty six sir." lmfao
I just realized they made this joke way before South Park and Jimmy.
@@briankelley4568 similar to porky pig too
@@briankelley4568 Well, the creators are fans of Monty Python
my favourite line to repeat 'hurry up we're waiting to be crucified out here' lol
My favourite line is "yeah i know the way" like he's done crucifixion loads of times.
"B B B B... BASTARDS!!!"
@uncletigger what?
Love how polite Palin is when he says ‘Oh well that’s jolly good off you go then!’ 😂
"Get a move on big nose, there's people waitin' to be crucified out here!" lmao
The laugh does it for me
Crucifixion?
Uhm, no. Freedom.
What?
Best part🤣
The way Michael Palin calmly says "Crucifixion.." lol
He's like a flight attendant lol
......Good XD
I accept to be crucified also, if it is so kindly asked by Palin! :)
ASMR Crucifixion Roleplay
So professional-like as if it's some sort of service. 😂
You can see that this guy really loves his job and enjoys what he's doing. Always follow your dreams kids.
Good advice! 😂
I gotta admit, now whenever I go to Church and they start talking about Jesus being crucified, I can't help but think of this scene.
Miserable bloody Roman Catholics! No sense of humour!
😳
If the British carried out crucifixions...
*Canadians
Danes*
We hanged them or spiked them through the eye, on old dead oaks or ash trees :)
Sometimes to dangle in the wind, like modern mobiles.
No, not Danes, they were some scary bastards.
The Danish version of crucifixions was the blood eagle
Thank you George Harrison
What do u mean by that?
@@aunthaumv3711 well obviously he cloned himself and had two extensive facial surgery sessions to look like Palin and Gilliam so he could perform in the movie.
But seriously, you don't know the connection between Harrison and this movie?
@@Kris.G well, i just thought that was a very random thing to say. I may or may not have read about george being connected to monty python. But i honestly dont remember cus my beatles phase was some time ago and i truly was completely clueless.
Anyways after i read ur comment I did do some digging. Apparently he produced it and even had a cameo in this.
@@aunthaumv3711George Harrison put up the money to make the movie after the big names pulled out as they were worried that mocking religion would upset people.
@@londontrada I think that's him at 0:58
The best thing about this scene is Palin - his reactions to Idle and Gilliam's carry on are absolutely priceless. Palin was a magnificent actor in his own right.
Freshcookies 21 si.asi es .magnífico actor. Desaprovechado diría yo . lamentablemente. 😆💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
John Cleese did say that Michael was superb in the movie and he was ABSOLUTELY right
vvän kröss itch ^ ^
chruciFictiön ? yes... this is thä wörq? Gähniüß öff än X beathäl ^? ^
0:40 is härry sön telling us something bäd? about geögraphyD??
left läughed... maybe they? didnt shööt jöhn in ´VVäyne xD??? - wäu seß cöFäiRätt kuhbriqq -:- (clockwork orange + händ eye??)
vvätt a boud se Grädeäy? tvvinz ^?^
Was? He ain't dead, mate.
@@thedefenestrator5686 He got better.
Best Reviewed Crucifixion Spot in Jerusalem.
They nailed the customer service.
10/10 would hoist myself there again with friends and family.
Underated
Man: Crucifixion?
Jesus: Yes
Man: Good. Out the door first line on the left, one cross each.
I'm going to hell for laughing at this. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@jamesness2277 Crucifixion?
@@masterfarr8265 Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
@@applejuice5272 How many have come through?
Man: Crucifixion?
Barabbas: Ah, no, freedom for me.
The scene is cut 5 seconds too early...
As soon as the boss leaves the jailors start to chat and can speak and hear perfectly. It's hilarious!
I know! The kicker is missing!
Not really. That happens later on another scene after Brian gets exonerated and a roman comes to see if he left already.
Michael Palin's voice is so calming in this scene.
Yeah I like to think of it as crucifixion ASMR.
-HOW. MANY. HAVE. COME. THROUGH?
*cackles menacingly*
Love it.
Oh dear ☹️
"Crucifixion? Good, line to the left one cross each."
“Crucifixion?”
“Yes?”
“Good”
😆
"How many have come through"....
The reaction always makes me laugh
This movie is far better than Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ".
I watched Gibson's movie all the way through and never laughed once.
Because the Passion of the Christ is not a comedy.
@@CzechsTeaNine Well duh, that's the joke.
I'm also disappointed with films about the Titanic.
None of them show the vessel missing the iceberg, and arriving safely in New York.
"How many have come through?"
"...whet?"
Ah, how many have come through?!"
".......whet?"
"crucifiction?"
"yes."
"good."
Their best movie.
One of the best films of all time. I feel certain Jesus would have seen the funny side.
The Pythons consider Life of Brian to be their best film as production was less stressful, as well as the film having a central theme and a complete story
''It's not as nasty as something I've just thought up Sir''!
+Harley Kelly Crucifixions a doddle.
@@nwawallace don’t keep saying that
what a best way to spend easter sunday watching this
+andrew baker Wouldn't it really be better for Good Friday?
Good Friday
@@thexalon Why not both? ;)
@@JettMoonwing indeed
Same thing i'm doing now in 2021
4.april ,easter
" I've got lumps of it round the back."
Thank you GeoWizard
I had forgotten just how brilliant this scene is. Thank you for reminding me.
Can’t help but admire Mr Cheeky’s optimism. Nothing ever gets him down.
This character was so hilarious, like a credulous primary school teacher. ''Oh well that's jolly good off you go then''
It takes true genius to realize the comic gold of the line, "Crucifixion? Good."!!!!!
Hence the term Good Friday.
"Good."
"Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each"
JeoYT Next!
@@alf3654 "Crucifixion?"
Just realized that this bit probably inspired Eddie Izzard's "Cake or death" and most likely Terry Pratchett's "Hello sir, I will be your executioner today."
Soon this movie will be illegal 🤭
How the fook any of them kept a straight face whilst idle was stuttering is totally beyond me either they were total professionals who could ignore it or it took about 150 takes to get it coz I was in fookin stitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The jailer is the best in the whole movie.
2:05 Palin wipes the saliva spray off his arm
The Gaolers are the best characters in the whole film 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never noticed how close Palin comes to breaking character in the scene with the guards before... his character should not be smiling there.
As crazy as this movie is, Monty Python never makes fun of Jesus. Props for that.
The Pythons tried, but couldn't find anything to poke fun at Jesus
The entire film is making fun of Jesus lmao
@@calcumalators not really, the film is more about making fun of religous zealots, political leaders and rebels
i know where to gettit if you wantit..
"All right, all right. Who took two!?"
The funniest movie ever made, in my opinion.
Yup! This and the Peter Cook/Dudley Moore "Bedazzled!!" 😊👍
Monty Python were many years ahead of their time!
There is an accurate underlined message behind every funny scene!
They make you laugh by criticizing by their own unique way! How brilliant! I wish modern comedy also was like this!
Respect!
Es absolutamente maravillosa la actuación de Palin. EXQUISITA. UN SEÑOR ACTOR
Terry's make-up courtesy of his wife Maggie Weston.
You missed the scene when the two jailers speak perfect english to each other at the end of the scene
Eric Idle called Michael Palin “Big Nose” twice 😂
Oh my god it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve laughed so hard everyone’s awake
they were just so brilliant, cant be topped. incredible writing and they always came across as such highly intelligent stupidly charismatic wonderful chaps was well...
Great and finest actor Mike.😆💕💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
Gran y exquisito actor Michael Palin. 😆😘💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
Someone should do a similar movie, but have someone mistaken for Mohammad as the protagonist.
I'm sure it would be a massive hit, maybe even an Oscar winner
Yea, it will explode at the box office
:D
People would be dying to get in.
Life of Brian was banned in several Christian countries, y'know, even though the protagonist explicitly ISN'T Jesus.
Why should they? Life of Brian isnt about christianity, its about religion... christianity just serves as an example
Making the same movie with Mohammed would be nothing but a cheap ripoff, this movie is already about muslims (just as much as it is about christians, jews etc...)
Its about a certain way of thinking, not about any specific religious figure
For me the bald deaf dude and the other were the lower point of the movie. I found them not funny and annoying but BY GOD when they start speaking and understanding correctly it made it up for me. Even the lower points in this movie make me laugh
i know where to get it if you want it.
Emphasise on the "it" LOL
Thats my favourite line
Ninety ffff, ninety fffff, ninety six, sir.
they should put Michael Palin in a Roman costume in front of each polling place: 'through the door, line to the left, one cross each.'
I watched this just too many times, cracks me every time. Miserable bloody Romans, no sense of humour!
Instant smile and laughter 😂👏🏻
Line on the left, one cross each😂😂😂.
They take a cross like if they take a administrative document :)
Crucifixion?
Yes!
Good, out of the door, line of the left, one cross each.
lol at Gilliam
I feel so bad for people that stutter like that.
One cross each?😂😂😂😂 Whoever was so overenthusiastic to carry more than one cross that they had to implement the one cross per customer..er.. convict rule?
GET A MOVE ON BIG NOSE THERES PEOPLE WAITING TO BE CRUCIFIED OUT HERE! Ahahah
Not as nasty as something I just thought of, sir ...
Am i the only one holding my breath trying to wait for the guy on the left to complete every words.
I love how he says ‘one cross each’ like someone would get greedy and take two.
Merci Francois ! 😁
Tout à fait 😂
don't be such a baby Brian XD
DOES THE LONG HAIR PERSON WAS GEORGE HARRISON AGAIN?
Terry Gilliam steals this scene at 0:30
It's not as nasty as something I just thought up.
Can you imagine how badly he smells?
Pobre Brian. Quedó eclipsado por las brillantes dotes act orales de Palin. JONES DEJO TODO EN MANOS DE MICHAEL .QU E BRILLANTE Y EXQUISITO ACTOR.TAN LLENO DE MATICES.LASTIMA POR CHAPMAN.QUE HORRENDO PAPEL DE GILLIAM. MUY BIEN HECHO
Crucifixion?
Freedom
Wha.....? 🤣🤣🤣
No, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything so I could go free, and live on an island somewhere.
What 'ave the Romans ever done for us???
Oh PEACE! 🙄 SHUT UP! 👿
Just like the ice bucket JAB CHALLENGE 😂😂😂😂😂
A polite service towards criminals waiting to be crucified
Fuck I remember this.
Hard Brexit in a nutshell.
I wonder what the line on the right was for..
Croatian political party HDZ on action… perfect description.
Está escena muestra a un actor exquisito y absolutamente desaprovechado. Un pecado. ...realmente 😆😲😜😘😙👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑
Crucifixion, good
0:58 was it Kylo Ren?
We've got big lumps of it round the back .
absolutely brilliant
At least he seems very courteous.
Crucifiion? Good.
Beyond the fucking sublime :)
“Hmmmm sacrilegious” - Homer Simpson
Happy Easter all!
is it just me or is the guy leading the door look like the 13th doctor from doctor who
Terrific race, the Romans! Terrific! 😎
I have stammering and this is hilarious
Bloody Pilate's pet!!
So Trumps Lawyers seem a bit foolish...
Noted Mars DCXLIV 🤴♍🇺🇸🇮🇹🏴☠️🦇🧹🐢🔮.
Ah yes, the good old times
The eyes of the guardian! "What?"..."What?"