We Want Your Bribes | Gucci Turban Podcast w/ Nimesh Patel & Asif

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @HoneyESQ
    @HoneyESQ 15 дней назад +49

    I am a Jamaican immigrant and can I just say I really really really enjoy this podcast and the different takes that you two have on everything from politics to the Indian government. I feel like I’m learning so much while laughing.

    • @shubhampatidar5982
      @shubhampatidar5982 11 дней назад +2

      No hate but , If u thing they are correct then god bless u lol😂😂 good source of learning. Thats why u people are not progressing because of ur learning sources (this channel, few others )😂follow some good channels who give complete info , not from this types of channels who just give 20-30 percent correct info , rest all lies.

    • @zaybxc1
      @zaybxc1 9 дней назад

      Welcome bro!

  • @elizabethbrammer7022
    @elizabethbrammer7022 15 дней назад +31

    “He’s the only guy to be in a wheelchair and against ramps” Governor Greg Abbott: “HOLD MY BEER”

    • @kapilchhabria1727
      @kapilchhabria1727 9 дней назад +1

      Wait till you google how abott got rich enough to run for office…

    • @elizabethbrammer7022
      @elizabethbrammer7022 9 дней назад

      @ I worked in personal injury law for awhile, his fort reform after his own freaking accident just blows my mind. Talk about pulling up the ladder for people behind you. I can’t stand him!

  • @dception5455
    @dception5455 15 дней назад +20

    The turban soo Gucci.. he don’t even wear it anymore 😂

  • @MimiB1974
    @MimiB1974 15 дней назад +17

    Nah… Asif was 100% correct. People need to be exposed for their undercover racism… especially when they have power or work with the public…

    • @wejsmith5446
      @wejsmith5446 14 дней назад

      Heres the unfortunate truth tho,
      While minorities will band together against the whites, it wont truly aid in ridding society of racism.
      Because theres a dark secret even amongst the "allied minorities", there is "internal" racism specifically toward black people.
      Its like non african minorities bought into the white supremacist ideologies( or just the engrained societal american racism, white supremacy lite)
      since, generally speaking, other minorities were treated better than the African diaspora

  • @thejinn99
    @thejinn99 15 дней назад +11

    Not sure about other people, but I started watching you recently and I enjoy the political content. I used to not know if I was conservative, liberal, libertarian, progressive or what. As I got older I noticed that even if you want nothing to do with politics, one day you will discover that politics will impact you even if you wanted nothing to do with it.
    I'm older now and I have kids, so I have to be thinking about the future. So yeah, thanks for keeping us up to date and helping us laugh at all of this. So yeah, while I guess some would appreciate it if you only kept it to 15 minutes of politics, I think it is topical to be talking about this stuff. So thank you.

  • @dersjulian
    @dersjulian 15 дней назад +13

    Jesus Christ you wouldn’t think it’d be that hard to find a podcast of two dudes having a funny but decently insightful conversation about politics, but here we are.
    Love your guys’ takes on today’s version of how fucked we are, and it’s a nice bonus that you guys don’t shit on women, POC, and LGBT folks just for the sake of punching down.

  • @hahajaz1
    @hahajaz1 15 дней назад +8

    This is my most 😊favourite podcast ever ❤️

  • @KateBergstrom
    @KateBergstrom 15 дней назад +15

    Thank you. You two have brought me such joy and laughter in this dark and uncertain era we are stepping into. You guys are the real MVPs. Thank you again for bullshitting on couches for our viewing pleasure.

    • @trendthis364
      @trendthis364 15 дней назад

      So well said. Brings me hope and laughter. Glad you're here too.

  • @Eleanor-us2qg
    @Eleanor-us2qg 15 дней назад +7

    Here for Nimesh’s laugh😂😂

  • @Fiqure242
    @Fiqure242 15 дней назад +6

    You guys rock Funny and on topic.. Thanks for your hard work
    LAUGHING HELPS US COPE

  • @ArthurKnight1899
    @ArthurKnight1899 14 дней назад +5

    Messi is literally an ambassador for Saudi tourism tho lol, he's just taking money directly to promote, Ronaldo at least does what he loves

  • @rockbe02
    @rockbe02 15 дней назад +9

    I would retire with 50 million. Some people even with a decent retirement don't retire because they don't know what they would do. I could find some shit to do.

    • @Fiqure242
      @Fiqure242 15 дней назад +2

      5 for me i live frugal

  • @claudiabrown6016
    @claudiabrown6016 15 дней назад +2

    dentist give us 50 million and you don’t ever have to see us again 😂

  • @sdeepj
    @sdeepj 15 дней назад +7

    Back in the 1980’s Jesse Ventura tried to unionize wrestlers, because they were getting short-shafted by Vince McMahon. Hulk Hogan was the one who snitched Ventura out. Hulk Hogan is a fucking union buster. John Oliver shows why WWE needs a union, most of these wrestlers have to pay for their own insurance and are seen as “free lancers”, even though they are bounded to WWE

  • @sanjeevmathur8603
    @sanjeevmathur8603 10 дней назад

    Nimish & Asif, you guys are hilarious. What you guys help me to understand is “Life is to enjoy all experiences and not to be too a serious”

  • @a_real_one2000
    @a_real_one2000 14 дней назад +3

    GOP on revenge tour against new deal policy is too accurate😅😂

  • @barbourgirl78
    @barbourgirl78 15 дней назад +3

    I want more of this content, guys.

  • @kitty-vk8ic
    @kitty-vk8ic 15 дней назад +1

    Thank you guys.

  • @hyfmf
    @hyfmf 14 дней назад +1

    You guys are hilarious and honestly refreshing! Keep it up! 🙌✌️

  • @joseaqui
    @joseaqui 15 дней назад +8

    Anti-ramp for America. 🤣

  • @Crusde
    @Crusde 15 дней назад +2

    Thanks guys.

  • @bleeksalt7796
    @bleeksalt7796 15 дней назад +4

    We listening to Brilliant idiots😂😂

  • @raux82
    @raux82 14 дней назад +4

    Worshipping the billionaires is just a new religion of this century

  • @jerichojeudy
    @jerichojeudy 15 дней назад +2

    At 11:15, that is spot on. Spot on.

  • @profoundhelo8343
    @profoundhelo8343 15 дней назад +2

    Another great episode folks

  • @askvanita
    @askvanita 15 дней назад +2

    You guys rock.

  • @lagaan829
    @lagaan829 9 дней назад

    That Patel Video story brings back so many memories.

  • @ssrwarrior7978
    @ssrwarrior7978 15 дней назад +2

    love it .. keep it up

  • @ctrl-shift-run8681
    @ctrl-shift-run8681 14 дней назад +1

    Lol the Infosys chairman dude is the father-in-law of the former UK PM, Rishi Sunak.

  • @breaku45
    @breaku45 15 дней назад +4

    Huntington Beach is notoriously racist/trumpy. Huntington Park not so much

  • @sydwrites
    @sydwrites 9 дней назад +1

    Bro gautam adani is making Indian tribal states into Somalia , and also got exposed by an African journalist for corruption along with Sheikhs of Dubai!

  • @amywernet577
    @amywernet577 13 дней назад +1

    Daily beans, Mueller she wrote and David Feldman are my go to podcasts besides you all ❤ oh and how could I forget Zeteo...

  • @GutturalReef
    @GutturalReef 15 дней назад +1

    McGreggy hasn't beaten a top 10 fighter in 8 years. The last time won a fight was almost 5 years ago against a journeyman who was in 4-6 out of his last 10 fights and coming off a devastating knockout!

  • @mayac4534
    @mayac4534 15 дней назад +1

    Watching from Florida, USA

  • @----REDACTED----
    @----REDACTED---- 15 дней назад +13

    🤖Commenting for algorithm 🤖

    • @barbourgirl78
      @barbourgirl78 15 дней назад +1

      It's seven words for the algorithm.

    • @barbourgirl78
      @barbourgirl78 15 дней назад +2

      Project Smile for the group he's in.

  • @ranjanks8895
    @ranjanks8895 15 дней назад

    What's crazier than the Zomato founder asking the applicants to pay for the position is the fact that he received 18k applications for the position.

  • @thyhandrevolve
    @thyhandrevolve 15 дней назад +4

    🚬 🙂‍↔️

  • @Vijay.1234-h3j
    @Vijay.1234-h3j 7 дней назад

    Amazing podcast

  • @thejinn99
    @thejinn99 15 дней назад

    Oh man, that is hilarious, I haven't thought about those memories in a while. I remember getting cheap DVDs from the nightmarket in Taiwan and China when I was young like 30 years ago. Sometimes the cover was just a black and white copy of the actual movie. In some of those DVDs was just some dude going to the theater and recording the movie.
    I remember on some movies sometimes they wouldn't even do a good job and the guy holding the camera looked like he was falling asleep because he would record the floor from time to time.

  • @lindam7430
    @lindam7430 14 дней назад +2

    Love your political style and sorry the maga idiots test your sanity.

  • @mooxieart
    @mooxieart 15 дней назад +2

    This episode was funny

  • @TheLisclark
    @TheLisclark 15 дней назад +1

    Elon is projected to be a trillionaire soon.
    Dev Patel did a GQ car video, he showed his customized Morris Minor, the contrast in size is a chuckle.
    The business headline I am puzzling over is this Macy's $154 million shipping "error"?

  • @claudiabrown6016
    @claudiabrown6016 14 дней назад

    tomatoe, tomato 🤣

  • @shreyas101
    @shreyas101 15 дней назад

    Don't forget, Narayana murthy is the father in law of rishi sunak.

  • @elizabethbrammer7022
    @elizabethbrammer7022 15 дней назад

    Fun facts:
    1) Abercrombie dude sold his custom Gulfstream to a high net worth family, and the interior is… special 😳 Picture a strip club mixed with the old retail store vibe
    2) Trafficking is technically the new phrase for kidnapping, but they can charge you for even using an interstate for transport, even if you only hop on and off. State can still prosecute, but using a part of the federal road system gives the feds first dibs.

  • @valbrooks3215
    @valbrooks3215 14 дней назад

    That Cisco lawsuit was dropped for a lack of evidence

  • @thyhandrevolve
    @thyhandrevolve 15 дней назад +1

    Your censoring 'Beep' sound effect FX's Volume IS set WAY TOO loudly! Other than that... Great show! 👍👍👍

  • @Hens4Democracy
    @Hens4Democracy 15 дней назад

    Dave Bautista doing Jimmy Kimmel's chump roast was the Greatest! or Yeeeet as my granddaughter would say, would love to see Dave slap Flabby Hogan's shirt off

  • @allensantiago8721
    @allensantiago8721 12 дней назад

    Dope bracelets, Nimesh. Where did you bought them?

  • @paolareyes1635
    @paolareyes1635 15 дней назад +1

    Yes I feel where the podcast 😅

  • @calgal4161
    @calgal4161 13 дней назад

    Dentists have the highest divorce rate per profession

    • @calgal4161
      @calgal4161 13 дней назад

      So here's to alimony for your three ex wives

  • @patriciacorrea8871
    @patriciacorrea8871 15 дней назад +1

    I’m so sorry @Nimeshpatel. I figured…oh no! CA…🤦🏽‍♀️ I hope he does lose his shit.! Fu..The beeps are so loud. 😂

  • @PatriciaMoore-h9y
    @PatriciaMoore-h9y 11 дней назад

    Thanks for sharing such valuable information! A bit off-topic, but I wanted to ask: I have a SafePal wallet with USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). How can I transfer them to Binance?

  • @dynamiteshrimp
    @dynamiteshrimp 15 дней назад +1

    Omg Trump is Ted Lassoing government positions

  • @zerogadalla
    @zerogadalla 15 дней назад +1

    The boys

  • @zainkassam8103
    @zainkassam8103 11 дней назад

    Good podcast! Support black dentistry in Southern California.

  • @cinefile0075
    @cinefile0075 День назад

    23:30 They are modani - adani ❣️modi - great couple

  • @vikkyrozay
    @vikkyrozay 15 дней назад +6

    in before 50 views

  • @harshp99
    @harshp99 14 дней назад

    Jamie Gertz is married to atlanta hawks owner and co founder of Apollo, Tony Ressler. thats how shes "worth" billions. not cause her parents are contracters lmao

  • @chosarang9488
    @chosarang9488 15 дней назад +1

    Algorith.

  • @sectoralheterochromia
    @sectoralheterochromia 15 дней назад +2

    Gucci

  • @zerogadalla
    @zerogadalla 15 дней назад

    @9:42 I hope someone makes a super cut of all the silent research moments on this podcast.

  • @cinefile0075
    @cinefile0075 День назад

    They are modani - adani ❣️modi - great couple

  • @JOHNPHILIP-l1q
    @JOHNPHILIP-l1q 14 дней назад

    For the algo !

  • @mrathreya14
    @mrathreya14 11 дней назад

    Is it just me or does Asif look like a brown Louis CK?

  • @byronlogan966
    @byronlogan966 11 дней назад

    I watch you guys in between Yugioh matches. You seem to understand basic math, which sometimes helps me win, lol.

  • @cinefile0075
    @cinefile0075 23 часа назад

    23:00 all the Vivek supporters gonna follow u then. All the uncles and aunties favorite channel then. And huge Indians too they just love love trump

  • @cinefile0075
    @cinefile0075 День назад

    36:25 india is built on caste system lol. It exists everywhere from politics to business. And why are you guys hestitating. Indian media talk about them all the time. 😁

  • @cinefile0075
    @cinefile0075 День назад

    Srk is not billioner. I think 800 million dollars he has

  • @NikSan1983
    @NikSan1983 14 дней назад

    Steve Austin is a good guy

  • @meerapatankar7275
    @meerapatankar7275 14 дней назад

    OK Cali dentist bhai is definitely a closet gay!!

  • @BilalKhan-yg9jc
    @BilalKhan-yg9jc 7 дней назад

    Man We Desis are such a gullible bunch. I saw a documentary about the population explosion and how it's just crowded everywhere.
    I feel for the youngsters as it's the parents that are telling them how a govt. Job is the best option for them and stifling their creativity and entrepreneurial spirit.
    The easiest way to get Rich (for people living in poverty) in the subcontinent is to open a street food shack. That's how modi made it! 😂😂😂

  • @akshayde
    @akshayde 14 дней назад

    Jharkhand is not in UP 😂

  • @VARMOT123
    @VARMOT123 5 дней назад

    Nimesh Patel is a the john smith of gujju names . Gujjus have the least creatuve naming system . Don't talk about other indian ethnic groups like you know anything. Telugu naming system is like germanic names . Super diverse

  • @jeremyfoust3551
    @jeremyfoust3551 День назад

    In all do respect i aint giving you shit. Mostly because you need to talk more shit about these people and also i dont have 50 mil either. You guys are too funny.

  • @mayac4534
    @mayac4534 15 дней назад +1

    😂👍🏼✌🏼

  • @sohrubjoshi5189
    @sohrubjoshi5189 2 дня назад

    Hold on what was $1.5 billion spent for gaslighting by your girl in last 3 months ? Was it not for political favors ?

  • @shubhampatidar5982
    @shubhampatidar5982 11 дней назад +1

    u can learn from here: how to distract from real truth, (all videos ) , how u can be pseudo secular. Obviously what u can except from pseudo ABCD and peaceful sitting together having zero knowledge about there own country along with others . 😂

    • @HariShankar-zy9ho
      @HariShankar-zy9ho 10 дней назад

      Sanghis have this trademark laugh. Makes me think of Ravana for some reason

    • @aryansingh6586
      @aryansingh6586 4 дня назад

      @@shubhampatidar5982 I can tell you stay on modi’s nuts 24/7

  • @itsarchi5968
    @itsarchi5968 9 дней назад

    Nimesh needs to go to are you garbage podcast.

  • @temporaryusername2075
    @temporaryusername2075 13 дней назад

    As always,
    I would like to say that Asif is wrong about many things here, he is too much blinded to see the reality of USA in general. And Nimesh is too nice to counter some of his simplistic and stupid theories.
    And yes I am that guy
    -A Flagrant viewer.

  • @quietpp
    @quietpp 4 дня назад

    asif is clearly very opinionated against Modi, and caste system obviously.
    but hijabi girls do the same, they dont date non muslims 🤔 why the double standards? dont muslims discriminate against hindus even other muslims like shia ve sunni?

  • @nencypatel123
    @nencypatel123 4 дня назад

    Modi himself is lower cast brooo shut up

  • @RSVera
    @RSVera 15 дней назад +1

    Might as well grift fellas. We are all doomed anyway.

  • @akshayde
    @akshayde 15 дней назад

    Is it racist that I automatically understood that the guy was Indian as soon as nimesh said 'dentist'?

  • @MimiB1974
    @MimiB1974 15 дней назад +4

    Nah… Asif was 100% correct. People need to be exposed for their undercover racism… especially when they have power or work with the public…