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  • Опубликовано: 18 апр 2024
  • Taylor Tomlinson brings panelists Jon Lovett, Aaron Jackson, and Josh Sharp into the group chat! They talk about Kamala Harris not being able to text, the latest ways a Tesla can severely injure humans, and one mom’s campaign to keep meat in the kitchen.
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Комментарии • 138

  • @roscoemuttley
    @roscoemuttley 28 дней назад +106

    To quote his former boss, Hillary Clinton "Jon is..a lot"

  • @norawin
    @norawin 28 дней назад +111

    "you look like you watch a lot of cybertruck videos" is such a burn, its unreal

    • @CourtneyCha0s
      @CourtneyCha0s 28 дней назад

      Also, a reference

    • @norawin
      @norawin 27 дней назад

      @@CourtneyCha0s hello??

  • @robsrxx
    @robsrxx 28 дней назад +92

    4:24 and Jon is already lecturing the audience and I am sooo here for it. 😂

  • @Spiderplant1185
    @Spiderplant1185 28 дней назад +38

    As a weekly Lovett podcast consumer, I am VERY excited to see Jon on here.

  • @a_charb
    @a_charb 28 дней назад +38

    Lovett's rant to the audience plus Aarons, "WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT HAND???" had my brain screaming the same 😆

  • @delila1830
    @delila1830 28 дней назад +54

    How delighted Taylor is makes this episode that much better.

  • @ASHymn
    @ASHymn 28 дней назад +82

    Jon Lovett’s Boeing joke 🤣🤣

  • @adeadlysnack
    @adeadlysnack 28 дней назад +26

    The best episodes are when each guest is delightfully wacky and the chemistry among them is *chef’s kiss*. This is one such episode.

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 25 дней назад +11

    "I'm gonna make it gayer, and nicer"
    Oh I love this.

  • @asterisk5054
    @asterisk5054 28 дней назад +40

    "in case of an emergency, suck on a capri sun and know that this is god's plan"

    • @laincoubert7236
      @laincoubert7236 25 дней назад +2

      i INSTANTLY thought of the same 😭 your mind!!

    • @asterisk5054
      @asterisk5054 5 дней назад

      @@laincoubert7236 ayeeee lmao

  • @Jodenator
    @Jodenator 28 дней назад +32

    OMG Jon Lovett!!!! Yes!!!!

  • @Countfoscolikesmice
    @Countfoscolikesmice 28 дней назад +52

    it feels like a british game show and all it took was the gays.

  • @erikdevereux4997
    @erikdevereux4997 28 дней назад +29

    Everyone on the plane yelling at co-pilot Jesus: "Oh sure, we crash, we die but you know you get resurrected! Get away from those controls!!"

  • @eschwarz1003
    @eschwarz1003 28 дней назад +18

    omg Lovett is hilarious and brilliant

  • @datalorev
    @datalorev 28 дней назад +24

    One of the funniest segments this show has produced!

  • @NameRealperson
    @NameRealperson 28 дней назад +61

    bleeping the name of the musical made me think it was so much worse than 'Dicks'

    • @lynnstlaurent6789
      @lynnstlaurent6789 28 дней назад +3

      Compared to what is said on Graham Norton.

    • @user-rm9zx7ln9i
      @user-rm9zx7ln9i 28 дней назад +1

      @@lynnstlaurent6789 ... also compared to what is said here, in this clip.

    • @ZipplyZane
      @ZipplyZane 24 дня назад

      What ever happened to when they'd bleep out only the middle of the word so you could still tell what they said?

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 23 дня назад +2

      Ah, thank you! I had no idea what it was actually called. Bleeping out the word "dicks" is so excessively prudish it's offensive. Much more offensive than the word itself.

  • @pwoody9416
    @pwoody9416 27 дней назад +10

    I love it when Taylor loses it…as she does continuously in this episode!

  • @lovetrioni
    @lovetrioni 26 дней назад +9

    I feel they purposefully got jon and two super tall comedians 😅

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 23 дня назад

      Are they really super tall? Or is he just super short?

  • @jenniferesque
    @jenniferesque 28 дней назад +23

    As a Jennifer, I want that certificate soooooooo badly.

    • @jenm6977
      @jenm6977 28 дней назад +1

      Saaaaaame!!!

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 27 дней назад

      Did you even vote for the President of Jennifer?

  • @penguin303
    @penguin303 28 дней назад +26

    you can definitely tell the audience has never heard Lovett on his podcast.

  • @jennifers7412
    @jennifers7412 24 дня назад +4

    Came for Lovett, stayed to find out my fate as a Jennifer

  • @rachels.8051
    @rachels.8051 27 дней назад +6

    I love Jon Lovett!

  • @user-rt4zb8xp8b
    @user-rt4zb8xp8b 24 дня назад +2

    Before the internet, Vice Presidents couldn't even spell potato.

  • @Kelarys
    @Kelarys 28 дней назад +9

    Always enjoy the show, but this was one of the few I saved to rewatch again later. hilarious, and I love watching Taylor lose herself laughing

  • @mondaynightballroom20
    @mondaynightballroom20 28 дней назад +7

    Gotta applaud the restraint from everybody on set after "10 fingers is too many. 3 is all you need." If you listen closely, you can hear the standards and practices person bursting a blood vessel.

  • @dark_neverland
    @dark_neverland 28 дней назад +5

    "national security" certainly doesn't keep folks in congress & other levels of gov from texting

  • @commentBox82
    @commentBox82 27 дней назад +5

    the most unhinged gay episode. thank you

  • @pierremaiden
    @pierremaiden 26 дней назад +3

    You can tell that all 3 of them are so the type of humour Taylor likes xD giggles all video long!

  • @jcanfieldschatz
    @jcanfieldschatz 28 дней назад +5

    This segment was so enjoyable, mainly because you tell Taylor is having a great time!

  • @fakename1656
    @fakename1656 28 дней назад +7

    Better excuse than I use for ignoring texts

  • @bmsuters
    @bmsuters 28 дней назад +2

    Perfect panel of comedians

  • @jcanfieldschatz
    @jcanfieldschatz 28 дней назад +4

    Jon Lovett!!

  • @mondaynightballroom20
    @mondaynightballroom20 28 дней назад +7

    Also, Jesus didn't go to vocational school. He took over his stepdad's business. #nepobaby

    • @josem1419
      @josem1419 25 дней назад +1

      noooo, now nepoJesus will exist rent free in my head from now on hahaha

  • @bluekryptonite1121
    @bluekryptonite1121 28 дней назад +11

    THRILLED to see Lovett on the show!!!

  • @Sk3tchyD
    @Sk3tchyD 28 дней назад +4

    It wasn't an Encore, but I've had my hand closed in a Buick trunk. Did more damage to the trunk than my hand. It was a 90s car though, i wouldn't trust a modern car to not amputate fingers.

  • @richpeltier9519
    @richpeltier9519 28 дней назад +3

    I keep waiting for Chris Hardwick's mom to make an appearance.

  • @jenm6977
    @jenm6977 28 дней назад +1

    Best panelists everrrrrrrr!!!

  • @nz1641
    @nz1641 28 дней назад +1

    Not the he went to vocational school. I died 😂

  • @mikesell123
    @mikesell123 28 дней назад +5

    Will the playlist videos be in order? Cant wait to find out!

    • @jdrano2215
      @jdrano2215 13 дней назад

      I think the possible to impossible joke was a comment about it.

  • @Nancy-jc4bv
    @Nancy-jc4bv 14 дней назад

    Jon is my favorite

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 28 дней назад +10

    Taylor looks like a heavenly representative in tonight’s outfit

    • @12feetup
      @12feetup 28 дней назад +2

      You could leave off the last 3 words and it's still true

  • @mondaynightballroom20
    @mondaynightballroom20 28 дней назад +2

    I've never been more attracted to a panel. And that's saying something--Jon Gabrus has been on this show.

  • @marksasahara1115
    @marksasahara1115 17 дней назад +1

    This is great! They are making Taylor bust a gut laughing! I think we need a Gay - Off, between These Guys and the Lesbians (Fortune, Mia and Tig)! Already the energy is Fabulous and I'm here for it! Don't really know these guys, so I'm looking fwd to watching the ep and Taylor lose it laughing!

  • @yinyangpodcast2432
    @yinyangpodcast2432 5 дней назад

    That was a really good segment

  • @MsDemonBunny
    @MsDemonBunny 26 дней назад

    Favorite lineup to date. Hilarious, adorable, crazed, fantastic!

  • @radu_nedelcut
    @radu_nedelcut 28 дней назад +4

    Good stuff 👍

  • @d1ni1mueter
    @d1ni1mueter 28 дней назад +4

    the vice presidents-history part got waay to intense

    • @Mare416
      @Mare416 13 дней назад

      And yet not a single mention of Aaron Burr killing Alexander Hamilton.

  • @saeligutierrez8025
    @saeligutierrez8025 21 день назад

    Jon has my type of humor

  • @norawin
    @norawin 28 дней назад +3

    The thumbnails for this episode are insane

  • @MrByy
    @MrByy 22 дня назад

    Best episode ever 😂😂 Lovett is epic ❤

  • @BowChickaHonkHonk1
    @BowChickaHonkHonk1 21 день назад

    Maybe the carpenter could fix a makeshift door when the first one falls off?

  • @willmendoza8498
    @willmendoza8498 3 дня назад

    So good

  • @flyingninjaowl
    @flyingninjaowl 28 дней назад +2

    yay it's josh and aaron

  • @nicolegonzales5283
    @nicolegonzales5283 24 дня назад

    Jon’s vice president joke was the most solid part of this segment

  • @jennifermullan4865
    @jennifermullan4865 3 дня назад

    Um, I’m very late to this party but Taylor’s jacket is beautiful!!

  • @martensjd
    @martensjd 28 дней назад +3

    They should play for the name Karen.

    • @jdrano2215
      @jdrano2215 13 дней назад

      Too late, already been given out.....a lot

  • @mariebrown4966
    @mariebrown4966 26 дней назад

    Incredibly funny

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 28 дней назад

    Looks at my 7 fingers, one thumb, and one thinger... 🤣

  • @JenniferKastelic
    @JenniferKastelic 28 дней назад +3

    lol. I won the prize.

  • @M_C79
    @M_C79 23 дня назад

    These three should be on the show permanently. Maybe in little boxes on the wall, Hollywood Squares style

  • @SpaceEngineerErich
    @SpaceEngineerErich 26 дней назад +1

    I love how wrong everyone is about the link between meat and heart disease still after all the overwhelming evidence that shows there is none.

  • @gemini.jewelz
    @gemini.jewelz 28 дней назад +4

    Lovett is my AuDHD avatar.
    He does all the things I want to do IRL, but cannot thus far:
    Pod Save America; Lovett or Leave It; ex-Ronan Farrow; WH job; etc.

  • @MeanMachine1992
    @MeanMachine1992 25 дней назад +1

    I love Taylor's forced laughs. She's so cute when she tries to pull it off.

  • @JennyEliz_IstheShiz
    @JennyEliz_IstheShiz 28 дней назад +4

    Hey do I take the name Taylor now? 😅

  • @Boogaboom5
    @Boogaboom5 28 дней назад +2

    Panelists I’m in love! 😂🤣

  • @lgran79
    @lgran79 27 дней назад +1

    Ok..but wont any hood on any vehicle rip off body parts if it slams down?

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer 23 дня назад +1

    Surprised no one said anything about what that meat mom was wearing...

  • @jgodin312
    @jgodin312 28 дней назад +1

    at 9:37, are the flight attendants also a k-pop band?

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 25 дней назад

    These WQBs (Wonderful Queer Boys) need to be on every other week…MINIMUM!

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 28 дней назад

    5:25: ......... To see if that thing would cut it...

  • @a_charb
    @a_charb 28 дней назад

    NOT JESUS ON THE BOEING

  • @krisrhodes5180
    @krisrhodes5180 28 дней назад +1

    Yo intern, it continues to be the case that this show's videos on youtube are much quieter than all other youtube videos.

    • @jdrano2215
      @jdrano2215 13 дней назад

      Huh....same volume on my phone.

  • @JediMobius
    @JediMobius 25 дней назад

    Jon being based early in the episode.
    It's the Gay episode! I had no idea. Fabulous is fun though.

  • @JacyndaMinor
    @JacyndaMinor 28 дней назад +11

    No matter where he’s at, Jon must abuse his audience, and I Lovett
    🫠

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 28 дней назад +1

    9:52 wtf are these programmers telling AI?

  • @Lycius
    @Lycius 27 дней назад

    Ideas! Ideas for you Taylor!
    "Word boxing."
    Not boxing words, it's words that compete with eachother! Like... bland... Water, Fire.
    Cliff.. (not bar), Vertigo... tracks...
    "What I was about to jump off before I met you, then... did a double-take."
    Use "Word Boxing!"

  • @ahhotepsara
    @ahhotepsara 28 дней назад

    I'd like to adopt aaron, thank you

  • @BetterLifeAhead35
    @BetterLifeAhead35 27 дней назад +1

    OMG Lovett!! Yay!

  • @sir_vix
    @sir_vix 18 дней назад

    Jon Lovett looks like Ted got super old after he met your mother.

  • @emilym.8824
    @emilym.8824 28 дней назад +7

    omfg i loved DICKS (and why is this censored cbs? nerrrrrrds) the musical!! it was so brave for two gay men to play two hetero men that are also FU&#ING IDENTICAL TWINS! ofc bowen yang is god, and also probably really disappointed that his son went to vocational school rn lmfao

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 27 дней назад

    So who signed the certificate as "President of Jennifer"?

  • @BlanBonco
    @BlanBonco 16 дней назад

    Panel was not gay enough. But since a lot of giraffes are gay the tallness made up for it.

  • @AmbroseReed
    @AmbroseReed 9 дней назад

    insanely gay lineup (compliment)

  • @JeffSchall
    @JeffSchall 28 дней назад +1

    Why does Jesus have a bird's nest on his head?

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 26 дней назад

    Please do not destroy the name. I don't know why, but it just sounds like a friendly name.

  • @jordanstrayer7199
    @jordanstrayer7199 26 дней назад

    Is Jon Lovett short or are those guys tall? Both?

  • @curzy3
    @curzy3 28 дней назад

    Ronda Rousey is kind of funny and edible.

  • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
    @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 День назад

    Why is Jon standing in a hole?

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 28 дней назад

    Jennifer was the number one name for girls born in the U.S. from 1970 to 1984. Guess why I know that.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 27 дней назад

      I'm going to guess that it's because you're part of the problem.

  • @michaelcamp6076
    @michaelcamp6076 19 дней назад

    Hot take: having each guest deliver a preprepared joke after they’re introduced kind of kills comedic momentum.

  • @frj3289
    @frj3289 28 дней назад

    This is the gayest episode ever and I love it.

  • @benchiaase
    @benchiaase 28 дней назад

    Ooh, edgy!

  • @BichaeldeAngelo
    @BichaeldeAngelo 25 дней назад

    Taylor gotta practice that fake laugh lmao

  • @andrewrussell26
    @andrewrussell26 25 дней назад +1

    Aaron is an unfunny Jim Carrey. An annoying, unfunny Jim Carrey.

  • @rifkinr4660
    @rifkinr4660 28 дней назад +4

    Why is Jon Lovett here? He’s a news commentator not a comedian

    • @alexjheaton
      @alexjheaton 28 дней назад +22

      He’s a comedian

    • @nimue325
      @nimue325 28 дней назад +9

      He has done standup since the beginning of his career.

    • @xqueenfrostine
      @xqueenfrostine 27 дней назад +2

      He’s both.

  • @12feetup
    @12feetup 28 дней назад +39

    I've seen so many comments since this show started complaining about Taylor's "fake" laugh... but as awkward as her laugh might be, it's time for us to admit that this is her REAL laugh, no matter how unusual it might seem to most humans. But hey... at least we don't have to put up with Jimmy Carr's weird fucking doll cackle that he calls a laugh, so at least we have one up on the UK already
    [Edited for a typo. While I'm at it, I respect both these comedians and their shows... it's all love and humor, no hate...]

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 28 дней назад +6

      Wasn't going to give this a like as I enjoy Taylor's giggling. But then you made that Jimmy Carr comment and I submitted.

    • @emilym.8824
      @emilym.8824 28 дней назад +9

      wtf why would anyone have a problem with her laugh? why does everyone suck? and do they think this show would work well if she didn't laugh to encourage the guests? also i've gone to two tapings (I live in LA) and it is really a funny environment actually being there in the studio. I am very defensive of this show because I love it so damn much and yeah I should really go to sleep lol.

    • @fakename1656
      @fakename1656 28 дней назад +5

      You know Jimmy's laugh is real because who would choose to laugh like that

    • @JeffSchall
      @JeffSchall 28 дней назад +4

      Taylor's laugh is adorable. Shame on you! You are right about Jimmy Carr, though. His laugh sounds like a pencil eraser getting rid of an 8x11 graphite box on a first grader's squeaky desk.

    • @12feetup
      @12feetup 28 дней назад +4

      @@Gildedmuse Taylor's giggling is the #1 reason I keep tuning in. #2 is all the other fantastic comedians that keep showing up

  • @a_charb
    @a_charb 28 дней назад +3

    Jon Lovett and Taylor T on one screen wtf did we do to deserve this 😭😭😭
    Been on Pod Save/Crooked since day one 🤍✨️