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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @nook524
    @nook524 6 лет назад +1968

    Umfend sounds like a name Markiplier would give his character in a game.

    • @juanrafael9070
      @juanrafael9070 6 лет назад +8

      Lore wise it's actually the brand of the chocolate the character and Anita like

    • @Lincolntowncoupe
      @Lincolntowncoupe 5 лет назад +12

      Sounds like what a 6 year old says they do to their Facebook friend when they're mad at them since 6 year olds apparently have iPhones now

    • @noodlenuggetmcgee8563
      @noodlenuggetmcgee8563 5 лет назад +1

      @Océanne Remy TUUMP

    • @noodlenuggetmcgee8563
      @noodlenuggetmcgee8563 5 лет назад +1

      @Océanne Remy FLAMPTTTT

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 4 года назад +1

      So does Fleer
      In fact, I bet the character would be named Umfend Fleer

  • @r0b0t1ctree6
    @r0b0t1ctree6 6 лет назад +732

    People always SAY they want a goth gf, but then they freak out when she haunts them as a waking nightmare. You can't have your cake and eat it too, okay?! Lol

    • @ji17O
      @ji17O 4 года назад +18

      You fool, I’ve already eaten my cake.

    • @djfavorwin
      @djfavorwin 4 года назад

      @@ji17O 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kyrauniversal
      @kyrauniversal 3 года назад +7

      @Crotchwhistle Purple Yeah! We're the ones who can get comfortable with the morbid shit, while emos are literally classified as Emotional Hardcore.

    • @unspeakable_reese1775
      @unspeakable_reese1775 3 года назад +2

      I want a goth boi. Them dark vibes so over-power anything we girls can do. If you don't have cake, how can you eat it? :/

    • @xariotatriox6284
      @xariotatriox6284 2 года назад +1

      @@unspeakable_reese1775 I don't know, that saying doesn't really make any sense does it?
      You can either have your cake or you can eat it? Wait what? I think it's supposed to be something like "you can't keep your cake if you eat it." But then, why would anyone keep cake instead of eating it? Who made up this dumb saying?

  • @TexelGuy
    @TexelGuy 6 лет назад +1004

    This game has a great message.
    If a yandere haunts you in real life, just build a time machine and go to the past and smooch them. Problem fixed

    • @kawaiishibe5304
      @kawaiishibe5304 6 лет назад +12

      just wanna ask you, what if it happens in opposite situation?

    • @ShaneSDCR
      @ShaneSDCR 5 лет назад +4

      @@kawaiishibe5304 what do you mean?

    • @kawaiishibe5304
      @kawaiishibe5304 5 лет назад +13

      @@ShaneSDCR like if everything is upside down or if something goes wrong

    • @kawaiishibe5304
      @kawaiishibe5304 5 лет назад +9

      @Sticks review oh no i think my fleer is at meh fridge and seal in a plastic containers

    • @iamthegreg5456
      @iamthegreg5456 5 лет назад +1

      Prepare for smooches

  • @thehuyto
    @thehuyto 6 лет назад +525

    Mark: the five basic food groups, grains, fruit, vegtables, meat, fleer! Sign two seconds later: fleer, dont drink it!

    • @Marik4295
      @Marik4295 6 лет назад +7

      But you can eat it

    • @blondechimera5275
      @blondechimera5275 4 года назад +1

      I literally heard him say brains, fruit, vegetables, meat, fleer! You know, instead of grains.

    • @yumerei_vt
      @yumerei_vt 3 года назад +1

      @@blondechimera5275 i heard grades XD

  • @natefuller4866
    @natefuller4866 6 лет назад +354

    SHE IS HERE
    FOR THE FLEER

  • @Ar0474
    @Ar0474 6 лет назад +277

    "Maybe we shouldn't be messing with the interdimensional amoebas" greatest quote ever! 😂

  • @ladymalora
    @ladymalora 6 лет назад +144

    sees empty heart shaped box on table.
    has beating heart in fridge.
    ignores.

  • @fatmandirtball4746
    @fatmandirtball4746 6 лет назад +327

    Casual day in the bar " *I'd like to have some farm fresh fleer* "

    • @c10v3r
      @c10v3r 5 лет назад +6

      DivvyMangotmeme
      flarm flesh fleer*

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 4 года назад

      @@c10v3r no u just ruined it 😂

    • @c10v3r
      @c10v3r 4 года назад

      A Legend From Heaven
      man i cant tell if you didnt get the joke or you did and just didnt find it funny

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 4 года назад

      @@c10v3r I'm joking as well 😂 sorry if it came off as rude

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 4 года назад

      @@c10v3r I found it funny I was just trying to joke around as well

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 6 лет назад +252

    *F L E E R I N T E N S I F I E S*

  • @alexaboix1963
    @alexaboix1963 6 лет назад +497

    I looked up the meaning of "Fleer". Please like this so Mark can see it! The definition is to laugh impudently or jeeringly. Or an impudent or jeering look or speech. I don't know what on Earth that would have to do with it, but my theory is it has something to do with disrespect and mocking. 😂
    *Edit:* I took that in the literal sense of the words before I saw a majority of the video. The word "Fleer" may be based off the evil creature inside the house, and it's unnatural nature and horror that it brings along with it.

    • @mellowhero3520
      @mellowhero3520 6 лет назад +20

      I get the impression that it's meant to be a hint that Anita was bullied in school until she killed herself, possibly while trying to get the main character to notice her.

    • @alexaboix1963
      @alexaboix1963 6 лет назад +6

      Mellow Hero- I hadn't even thought of it from the perspective of Anita! Honestly, I believe you're right. Really well done!

    • @xeacarons
      @xeacarons 5 лет назад +4

      U innocent kidz!!! STAY PURE DONT GET CORRUPTED MY THE INTERNET!!

    • @mr.biglesworth7937
      @mr.biglesworth7937 5 лет назад +2

      @@xeacarons We might be children but we aren't that innocent lol. (no rudeness implied just love, and like shits & giggles lol.)

    • @mr.biglesworth7937
      @mr.biglesworth7937 5 лет назад +3

      @@mellowhero3520 That's super cool never thought about it that way omg. dude this game really got me thinking so like I'm going to buy a free hugs shirt and wear it to school so that the people that need one don't have to feel like that are being made fun of they just part of the crowd lol! Computer hugs!

  • @AQ-ms6jv
    @AQ-ms6jv 6 лет назад +177

    Make sure to check the ceiling before fully entering a room, you never know if there will be any ceiling babies.

    • @Nob0dy-07
      @Nob0dy-07 6 лет назад +8

      Gabriella Marie this is very true, I didn't check and got a ceiling baby in my hair

    • @AQ-ms6jv
      @AQ-ms6jv 6 лет назад +5

      king gaming that's unfortunate, I hope you can get the baby out lol

    • @cooldiego7
      @cooldiego7 6 лет назад

      king gaming wtc

    • @crunchwrapgrande
      @crunchwrapgrande 6 лет назад

      You right

  • @kristoferschirmacher7232
    @kristoferschirmacher7232 6 лет назад +187

    F.L.E.E.R
    *F: Fruit*
    *L: Loops*
    *E: Expel*
    *E: Extreme*
    *R: Radiation*

    • @faroshscale
      @faroshscale 6 лет назад +20

      * slowly pushes away bowl of fruit loops *

    • @the-shut-in-yt-watcher
      @the-shut-in-yt-watcher 2 года назад +2

      Hmm, possible fruit loops reactor tech?

    • @eldaroses.g.r.7945
      @eldaroses.g.r.7945 Год назад +2

      @@the-shut-in-yt-watcherI just pictured Iron Man with a giant fruit loop in his chest instead of the arc reactor and I just can’t 🤣

  • @ri907
    @ri907 6 лет назад +692

    Markiplier Quotes:
    "i dON'T HAVE NO SEED!"
    "we're gonna go chug some fleer and get rAdIcAl on our skateboards!"
    " *uM* -Maybe we shouldn't be messing with the interdementional amoebas... maybe that's a big old no no"
    "I think I still got that baby in my hair but it's alright"
    "oh the faucets on, well that's obviously the *most* incorrect thing in this place"
    *sees heart in fridge* "That's not-I don't remember buying that, I was holding it for a friend, friend"
    *door closes* "I was NOT ready, get me a hammer, get me a hammer please!"
    "aH nO my mine-ie babies, 'ya know mini babies ... also known as *bugs* "
    "seems like there might be something I need to take up with the landlord"
    "the girl you ignored at school, well *ALRIGHT THEN"*
    " *OK* nevermind then, lemme just go over here- *ah what a wonderful day what a good nap nothing to worry about here!*
    "oh that bath don't look to good (chuckles) "
    "OH C'MON DON'T FUTZ WITH MY FLEER!"
    "Oh, you went to school for 11 years and this is the kind of gRaMmAr to come up with; *something* don't add up!"
    "Got some weird moving bs *that's not right* ..."
    "Ok well- *OHHHH* BEAUTIFUL *I LOVE MINECRAFT!"*

    • @fableninja6862
      @fableninja6862 6 лет назад +5

      Mynames Ria so long but I read it all it is funny

    • @ri907
      @ri907 6 лет назад +2

      +The # Psavege partners • Thank you! Also I have a tendency to write too much so, lol, thanks for reading!

    • @ri907
      @ri907 6 лет назад +1

      +DragonInferno99 Ω • HAHA THAT'S MY FAV!! 😂😂

    • @harpermckinley912
      @harpermckinley912 6 лет назад +2

      All this time he don't say anything about what the freak was haping

    • @pan8831
      @pan8831 6 лет назад +3

      let's add,
      "i dON'T HAVE NO SEED!"

  • @hdmiports
    @hdmiports 6 лет назад +1133

    Fleer is my favorite thing to get radical with.

    • @yoshiboii6352
      @yoshiboii6352 6 лет назад +1

      Tori Jones SAME!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SIRRAUN
      @SIRRAUN 6 лет назад +3

      U look familiar. (profile pic.)
      April?
      Amy?
      Snapchat?
      lol. bye. sorry.

    • @justanotherchannel117
      @justanotherchannel117 6 лет назад +9

      ...radical larry...
      Sorry not sorry

    • @daleyhuard3675
      @daleyhuard3675 6 лет назад +1

      OmegaFloweysNetflixChannel FLOWEY HOW ARE YOU ON RUclips

    • @journeyfan05
      @journeyfan05 6 лет назад +2

      That makes two of us

  • @serenakienel8094
    @serenakienel8094 6 лет назад +271

    Now I will forever check my ceiling for ceiling babies.

    • @tylergendron7910
      @tylergendron7910 5 лет назад +6

      Just hire a *ceiling baby exterminator. everyone has one*

    • @Bris_cheese
      @Bris_cheese 5 лет назад +5

      @@tylergendron7910 i...do not...

    • @WillowWispGaming
      @WillowWispGaming 4 года назад +4

      It’s been two years. You still checkin for babies?

    • @serenakienel8094
      @serenakienel8094 4 года назад +3

      Moss Patch i literally don't remember this video so no, but ima rewatch it& might check for a baby

    • @charlotteno.5332
      @charlotteno.5332 4 года назад +2

      @@serenakienel8094 do still check for ceiling babies now?

  • @s-kaye-h6583
    @s-kaye-h6583 6 лет назад +705

    Me: * sees plant in horror game *
    Me: ...
    Me: *F E E D M E*

    • @kmcmichael01
      @kmcmichael01 6 лет назад +1

      s-kaye-h yess😂

    • @aspen-rose
      @aspen-rose 6 лет назад +13

      s-kaye-h
      ohhh feed me please seymour 😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤

    • @dogsnuffs
      @dogsnuffs 5 лет назад +9

      does it have to be human

    • @princessego5568
      @princessego5568 5 лет назад +10

      *FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG*

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 5 лет назад +3

      feef meem

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 6 лет назад +403

    I don't know what Fleer is, but I do know that Light Fleer has the same great taste with 40% fewer calories!

  • @Howlingcargo
    @Howlingcargo 6 лет назад +171

    So, Fleer apparently means "to grin or laugh coarsely or mockingly". How that can be made into a liquid, I have no idea.

  • @trulycryo6200
    @trulycryo6200 6 лет назад +81

    " Ok so we have this fine house for sale ", said the real estate agent," Has there been any 'bad' things happen here ", said the buyer, " Oh yeah some guy got haunted by some yandare girl ", said the real estate agent, " OH HELLLLLL NO ", said the buyer, " We have fleer ", said the agent, " WELL WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO... ILL TAKE IT "

  • @d-parke5413
    @d-parke5413 6 лет назад +722

    *SPOILERS*
    *so, basically, the main character was creating a time machine to go back 9 years ago so that they can meet Anita and create a bond with her instead of ignoring her like she said previously. They altered the time line so that they knew Anita and possibly prevented whatever happened to her that the newspaper articles said about her. (This is just a speculation, please feel free to add your own input, but be kind about it!)*

    • @alvi8215
      @alvi8215 6 лет назад +106

      I bet she killed herself out of loneliness, so she was all over the news looking for her or something. And the symbolism is so heavy, like the heart in the fridge.

    • @techfrank2431
      @techfrank2431 6 лет назад +28

      It's her fucking fault for not speaking up to him. And instead didn't say anything. She's fucking pathetic.

    • @techfrank2431
      @techfrank2431 6 лет назад +19

      borderline Well she could of least try to speak. Then none of this wouldn't happen.

    • @alvi8215
      @alvi8215 6 лет назад +74

      She could've, and should've. But she might have had like extreme anxiety or something, we'll never know.

    • @viviawaag863
      @viviawaag863 6 лет назад +13

      TechFrank Could have* at least*

  • @kincaiddebell2827
    @kincaiddebell2827 6 лет назад +328

    *um maybe we shouldn’t be messing the with the inter dimensional amebas*

  • @5thGearJosie
    @5thGearJosie 6 лет назад +462

    "Time to get myself a cup of cOoOff.....ee.......eyaahem....ugh AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
    Ok......Oh you stole my chair" XD Best part for me!

  • @anayatemple
    @anayatemple 6 лет назад +167

    *~THIS VIDEO WAS RADICAL~*

  • @lemonjinxxy
    @lemonjinxxy 5 лет назад +74

    Coming back here and typing "What is Fleer?" into Google Trends tells me that on the 30Mar 2018 this question was asked the most.

  • @DaniDani-ft4te
    @DaniDani-ft4te 6 лет назад +331

    *Sticks up middle finger*
    “How bout one of these?”
    “I don’t like them ceiling babies!” 😂😂

  • @TIMMAAHHH1
    @TIMMAAHHH1 6 лет назад +109

    Btw, the calendars sales are over 345,000
    Equaling over 11,500 sold.
    Rip in peace, Mark's hand.

    • @ilianoor6870
      @ilianoor6870 6 лет назад +4

      TIMMAAHHH1 Wow, he's raised a lot!! It's worth the hand pain, all those are going to a good cause

    • @emacufurovic9609
      @emacufurovic9609 6 лет назад +8

      well you said "rip" which already means rest in peace. Then you said in peace again so you basically said "rest in peace in peace"

    • @ashleys8859
      @ashleys8859 6 лет назад +8

      Hes probably regretting the whole "ill sign EVERY SINGLE ONE" thing. I mean 10000+ signatures? Poor guy

    • @imadurtbag
      @imadurtbag 6 лет назад +6

      Ashley Satz its for a good cause so I dont think mark regrets it

    • @fujiwara-san591
      @fujiwara-san591 6 лет назад +6

      TIMMAAHHH1 haha wat? Rest in peace in peace? *slurp,nice*

  • @swahzie
    @swahzie 6 лет назад +625

    Geez Anita, if you wanted attention that bad you could've just introduced yourself from the beginning, not haunt the guy.

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 6 лет назад +29

      I guess she's still shy after all these years.

    • @ryanweeks6118
      @ryanweeks6118 6 лет назад +28

      Hold up that's actually a good point. If she could communicate that whole time why the need to haunt him?

    • @swahzie
      @swahzie 6 лет назад +28

      Ryan Weeks She probably done it out of anger. But it still makes no sense. It's her fault for not talking.

    • @jacoberin8122
      @jacoberin8122 6 лет назад +16

      Ryan Weeks Presumably she died, hence the comment about being in the papers and all that.

    • @anitasartistry
      @anitasartistry 6 лет назад +9

      I have a very particular order for my introductions

  • @tamagot
    @tamagot 6 лет назад +23

    Kids in school always ask me, "you got any fleer?" And then I'm just like, "yeah I'm radical dude."

  • @BigToeify
    @BigToeify 6 лет назад +136

    I really hope “fleer” is an expression Mark sticks with. A running joke for the fan games! And because FLEER.

    • @AntiTrollable
      @AntiTrollable 6 лет назад +1

      BigToeify it actually means to laugh impudently or jeeringly.

  • @ChugadaCheeseGaming
    @ChugadaCheeseGaming 6 лет назад +382

    There's just nothing better than when Mark plays a horror game. He's just hilarious.
    Great stuff Mark!!

    • @trevor5723
      @trevor5723 6 лет назад +1

      so true

    • @silengyin9526
      @silengyin9526 6 лет назад +1

      Same dude

    • @queennine
      @queennine 6 лет назад

      Its annoying!! are you crazy..

    • @queennine
      @queennine 6 лет назад

      I'm def. not trust me! I clicked a game video on a site and this jackass was narrating..

    • @kawaiishibe5304
      @kawaiishibe5304 6 лет назад +1

      @@queennine i'm feeling so sorry for you for clicking on him, but it just make me cringe and roll on the floor

  • @vizunalvarez883
    @vizunalvarez883 6 лет назад +359

    Mark: "Why does it sound like someone is crunching bones in here?"
    Me eating chips: "I think that's me eating chips dude"

    • @dragonballiscool1653
      @dragonballiscool1653 6 лет назад +4

      Vizun Alvarez damn shut ur mouth when ur chewin, bruh, lol

    • @wonrivas
      @wonrivas 6 лет назад +4

      Vizun Alvarez use a colon instead of a semicolon

    • @imagelesszero6097
      @imagelesszero6097 6 лет назад +1

      Read this as he said this 😂

    • @PESTCLOUD
      @PESTCLOUD 6 лет назад +1

      I read this as soon as he said it.

    • @HeGotNoArms
      @HeGotNoArms 6 лет назад +2

      Mark passive aggressively telling you that you chew loudly

  • @dapawta
    @dapawta 6 лет назад +27

    "1996, so that was 10 years ago" ~Markiplier, 2018

    • @orange0666
      @orange0666 6 месяцев назад

      6 year old comment, but the game takes place in 2005

  • @libubbles8874
    @libubbles8874 6 лет назад +113

    ‘Umfend is a love story’
    How wrong you were, Mark.

    • @libubbles8874
      @libubbles8874 6 лет назад +4

      Mellow Hero *squints from 5000 miles away* yeah you could say that

  • @jamarchy
    @jamarchy 6 лет назад +190

    *PUUUT THE SEEEEEEEEEEED*

  • @peytonlemon5166
    @peytonlemon5166 6 лет назад +33

    "I told you no sniff snorfin on me!" Omg i love you mark

  • @irismeindertsma9662
    @irismeindertsma9662 6 лет назад +79

    Fleer is an nice combo between beer and flower

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 5 лет назад +3

      Beer Flower
      Flower Beer

    • @c10v3r
      @c10v3r 5 лет назад +4

      SHIT I JUST CHOKED ON MY FLEER
      Edit: nvm it was just a flower

  • @MayCloud.0000
    @MayCloud.0000 6 лет назад +44

    You are the greatest person ever. Keep it up

  • @whoyoulookenat1089
    @whoyoulookenat1089 6 лет назад +24

    And the word of the day is...
    Fleer

  • @kiku1336
    @kiku1336 6 лет назад +304

    Hey. I know Mark may never see this but I have to say this.
    For most of my life, I've been struggling a lot with depression and suicidal thoughts. Last year, I lost my best friend and the person I thought I would spend the rest of my life with. I've been very alone and I've almost given up entirely way too many times. But, about a year ago, I subscribed to your channel. Originally, I didn't like you because I thought you were loud and obnoxious. But, eventually you grew on me and you've become one of my favorite people. When I watch your videos, I forget how painful life is and how alone I am. It feels like you are here with me and having fun with me. When I get home from an especially bad day, I go to your channel and watch your videos. Mark, thank you. I'm just a teenage girl from Maine and never will be able to meet you, but thank you for bringing a smile to my face even when I'm crying. I'm sure many of us feel the same way. Thank you. Please continue being the person you are and please continue making videos.

    • @Veiled.muslimah
      @Veiled.muslimah 6 лет назад +15

      Kiku awww I hope u get better soon❤

    • @cocomegaa4455
      @cocomegaa4455 6 лет назад +17

      Don’t worry you’re not alone and we are with you ❤️ Take care of yourself 💗

    • @sandbox6347
      @sandbox6347 6 лет назад +21

      I paused the video to read this... no one should suffer thru that stuff. i want to help, but im just a kid from California, just... know that there are people who will not benefit from anything if you are gone. Plus, if there isnt any markiplier in heaven, its not really worth going there early lol. Stay on earth, you wont regret it.

    • @PinkLemonShark
      @PinkLemonShark 6 лет назад +9

      Sucks

    • @birdabrow2693
      @birdabrow2693 6 лет назад +8

      I understand that pain myself, that's why I took the time to write this even when I normally would just move on with any other comment here

  • @katherinevan
    @katherinevan 2 года назад +4

    I love how a jump-scare popped up and right after it an ad for an app that you can get for reading the Bible came on

  • @AlleyCryptid
    @AlleyCryptid 6 лет назад +642

    Fleer originally developed a bubble gum formulation called Blibber-Blubber in 1906. However, while this gum was capable of being blown into bubbles, in other respects it was vastly inferior to regular chewing gum, and Blibber-Blubber was never marketed to the public.

    • @moxytoxi2311
      @moxytoxi2311 6 лет назад +2

      MUTANT MONSTER MASTER I

    • @katrinahubbs1081
      @katrinahubbs1081 6 лет назад +32

      Also, this game is based in 2005, the year the company ceased.

    • @internetuser4210
      @internetuser4210 6 лет назад +3

      NERD

    • @DesertRose666
      @DesertRose666 6 лет назад +5

      Interesting :0

    • @spaceboy7041
      @spaceboy7041 6 лет назад +3

      MUTANT MONSTER MASTER but how tho when it said don't drink the fleer? You can't drink chewing gum you know that right?

  • @jordanjackson922
    @jordanjackson922 6 лет назад +115

    UMFEND
    U are
    My
    Friend
    Every
    Night and
    Day

    • @eliseslush
      @eliseslush 6 лет назад

      That kinda makes sense...! UMFEND...o.

  • @MrMehawk
    @MrMehawk 6 лет назад +123

    I'm loving the longer recent videos, Mark. I hope you are enjoying this format more too. =)

  • @avalavernecreates
    @avalavernecreates 6 лет назад +56

    Mark why did you call your fridge friend?
    "Thats not!-I don't remember buying that! I-I've have no idea how that heart got in my FRIEND, I was holding it for a friend-fRiEnD.."

  • @ralphcabiling1314
    @ralphcabiling1314 6 лет назад +704

    You know its not a markiplier video without mark saying "That was so good" XD

    • @w4rd204
      @w4rd204 6 лет назад +2

      Ralph Cabiling Just Good? Imma make things better 😉😏
      ^^ joke

    • @alayna1720
      @alayna1720 6 лет назад +3

      Ralph Cabiling true that😂

    • @미켈아르테타-부계2
      @미켈아르테타-부계2 6 лет назад +3

      H E Y T H A T S P R E T T Y G O O D

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 6 лет назад +2

      S O G O O D

    • @kay3729
      @kay3729 6 лет назад +3

      Ralph Cabiling 5 times 😂

  • @DatDudeAlek
    @DatDudeAlek 6 лет назад +99

    " *LIKE I READ NEWSPAPERS!* " - You go tell the spooky dead ghost girl man! Ain't nobody would STAND for being blamed of reading *NEWSPAPERS!*

  • @Kingminer13579
    @Kingminer13579 6 лет назад +126

    Mark: “it’s GOOD”
    Also Mark: *shat myself several times during game*

    • @raynac224
      @raynac224 6 лет назад +2

      i dunno, mark throws me off, i cant tell if hes being sincere. seems to me like he was bored but had to make something.

    • @meganhoertz7210
      @meganhoertz7210 6 лет назад

      Kingminer13579 tbh..........ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ricekrispy10
    @Ricekrispy10 5 лет назад +13

    2:21 "Branch armed monster"
    Plays a game about killer snowmen exactly one week later

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 6 лет назад +198

    Mark: "Why did it suddenly get quiet?"
    Me: "You play video games for a living and don't know that that means imminent jumpscares in horror games?"

    • @nasonxian
      @nasonxian 6 лет назад +6

      For some reason I pictured you saying this as Cereal Guy.

  • @Mars-pw4iw
    @Mars-pw4iw 6 лет назад +19

    F - Fleeing my room
    L - Leaving this video
    E - Everyone help me
    E - Ever time I get scared
    R - Ran out of words for this poem boi lol

    • @jasonpike4489
      @jasonpike4489 6 лет назад +3

      Mars 227 R could be "running from my fears"

  • @abby9113
    @abby9113 6 лет назад +132

    ...."at least I got this nice shapely carrot"....😂

    • @landoboi3737
      @landoboi3737 6 лет назад

      Abigail Ess i think he accidentally said nice shapely carrot

    • @CageNightwind
      @CageNightwind 6 лет назад +4

      There was no accident. Shapely is an actual word. It means to have a nice or attractive shape.

    • @bunbunbabe8854
      @bunbunbabe8854 6 лет назад

      that's not what he said

  • @yorelyoung6407
    @yorelyoung6407 6 лет назад +26

    What happened was 11 years ago she was ignored by everyone in school. But for some reason she began to like the MC. She wanted him to notice her but he never did. Then she got in to an accident and died. So what you see in-game is her ghost. Afterall, she did say, "Didn't you read about me in the papers?" Before the MC said, "I don't read the papers." This heavily implies that she's dead. And you who feels guilt are going back to fix your mistake in order to save her.

  • @5p1d3r4
    @5p1d3r4 6 лет назад +85

    "Dont you be sniff snorfing me!!!"
    Mark... I love your jokes 😂😂😂

  • @kalipercampbell656
    @kalipercampbell656 6 лет назад +47

    We all know this is going to be animated

  • @akumuryuu
    @akumuryuu 6 лет назад +129

    Jumpscares were startling, but it wasn't scary. That girl was kinda nice, it was clear from the start that she doesn't want to harm you. It's basically a 3d version of Monika.

  • @judesliggoo
    @judesliggoo 11 дней назад +6

    Anyone else back to this game now that Mark has played MiSide? The devs have come so far!

  • @jahsanettepaul-kiwi2330
    @jahsanettepaul-kiwi2330 6 лет назад +24

    I love how Mark panics but becomes a smart ass which I find funny especially when he dies the finger lol.

  • @dreyden_the_slam_man
    @dreyden_the_slam_man 6 лет назад +99

    Umfend sounds like the sounds markiplier makes when he stresses out or gets scared lol

  • @YNDNdiys
    @YNDNdiys 6 лет назад +176

    You know your in truble when all the lights turn off

    • @truthboom
      @truthboom 6 лет назад

      you or mark?

    • @eliseslush
      @eliseslush 6 лет назад

      You spelt trouble wrong, but I can relate. Being me, I would have rushed my BUTT off trying to type this whilst getting scared. And- TTTRRRUUUEEE.

    • @prrrismo
      @prrrismo 6 лет назад

      Ye

    • @BN-Drake
      @BN-Drake 6 лет назад +2

      You know you're in *trouble* when the grammar police show up

    • @paytonzvlogzgamingweirdo6571
      @paytonzvlogzgamingweirdo6571 6 лет назад

      *trouble

  • @belladonna442
    @belladonna442 5 лет назад +4

    fleet actually means to grin or laugh in a mocking or insulting way, so when the thing laughs at mark at 5:57, it legitimately FLEERS at him 😂

  • @feuillederable1606
    @feuillederable1606 6 лет назад +87

    Mark: WHAT IS FLEER ?!!?!?!?!!?
    Me: Don't know mark, don't know

  • @anayatemple
    @anayatemple 6 лет назад +70

    *“I dont know how that heart got in my friend i was just holding it for a friend,friend.”*~Markiplier 2018

  • @losersinc
    @losersinc 6 лет назад +342

    "You're way taller then I remember"
    Or maybe, your just short mark.

    • @twisteddreams4958
      @twisteddreams4958 6 лет назад +7

      Sydissorandom XD you're*

    • @ll_extremelystressed_ll3804
      @ll_extremelystressed_ll3804 6 лет назад +4

      *full house sound effect*

    • @skid2894
      @skid2894 6 лет назад +1

      you’re*

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 6 лет назад +4

      It's YOU'RE and THAN, pleb.
      Mark is sensitive about his dwarfism probably.
      Also he should play _The BOSS_ and _Courage's Curse_ for the channel.
      My cat Bootsy is in heat at age 11 and she makes me wanna drown her for it.

    • @soaps8050
      @soaps8050 6 лет назад

      Sydissorandom XD please just...don't even with the shortness..

  • @dopeskullio7074
    @dopeskullio7074 6 лет назад +25

    Fleer is the thing that makes us human. Also it's made with GLEEF NORF!!!

  • @brittnaybeautyon7197
    @brittnaybeautyon7197 6 лет назад +228

    FEAR THE FLEER

    • @nathanlongo4054
      @nathanlongo4054 6 лет назад +5

      fleer will end world hunger

    • @Raithias
      @Raithias 6 лет назад

      same i played this i was like wtf is Fleer? Glad i'm not the only one! Rick Fleer? oh no wait that's Flair!

    • @shannonhughes4148
      @shannonhughes4148 6 лет назад

      Brittnay Beautyon sdnKdmd

    • @joyshappiness9876
      @joyshappiness9876 6 лет назад +2

      Brittnay Beautyon fear your profile pick LOL

    • @shannonhughes4148
      @shannonhughes4148 6 лет назад +1

      Brittnay Beautyon hey poopy everyday listening poop and we for Shannon Hughes

  • @EeveeRealSenpai
    @EeveeRealSenpai 6 лет назад +390

    When you umf too hard.

  • @Aurora-kt1co
    @Aurora-kt1co 6 лет назад +48

    The lighting in that house makes for a really nostalgically weird atmosphere. Like grandma's house?

    • @firedisco3279
      @firedisco3279 6 лет назад +1

      Rorschach Introvert oh god, plz no loud tuba playing 😧

  • @violetwolfe3878
    @violetwolfe3878 6 лет назад +7

    I haven’t watched Mark in a while, and I’m honestly so happy I clicked on this video. He makes me laugh no matter what and I just love him so much. Keep up the amazing work, Mark

  • @melaniea6749
    @melaniea6749 6 лет назад +19

    that was really well thought out for a horror game experience, not just all jump scares

  • @aiez7370
    @aiez7370 6 лет назад +20

    my explanation: He did remember and was trying his best to get 'there' where ever that is. Anita did not hurt him although she had the power to do so maybe she still loved him (or her). *shadow insect babies start crawling* (also fleer might be bubble gum) anita thought that he did not care. also looks like she died in high school based on the clothes she was wearing. *surrounds* Maybe the heart in the fridge signifies she still cares and the box says that its empty. or maybe it say nothing was returned. and the rest you can figure... out *black* bye

    • @joshuathayer3193
      @joshuathayer3193 6 лет назад +2

      I think he time traveled to go back to her or he died to be with her

  • @PandaKittenhybrid
    @PandaKittenhybrid 6 лет назад +164

    Notice me senpai: Extreme edition.

  • @anxiouspotato3375
    @anxiouspotato3375 5 лет назад +21

    "Do you remember me?"
    "NO- NO I ACTUALLY DON'T AND I DON'T THINK I WANT TO REMEMBER YOUT UNTIL LATER"
    basically the plot of coco

  • @madipacker
    @madipacker 6 лет назад +18

    Congrats to 20 million Mark!!! I’m so proud of you! I don’t know what I did to deserve you💗

  • @InnocentSorrowRin
    @InnocentSorrowRin 6 лет назад +11

    Fleer definition
    To laugh impudently or jeeringly or an impudent or jeering look or speech
    Basically he is pouring in sass xD

  • @evilboobookin8970
    @evilboobookin8970 6 лет назад +160

    Ah yes, I do like me some of that radical fleer

    • @aly5320
      @aly5320 6 лет назад +5

      Evil Boobookin
      AH yes, that IS what all the fellow cool kids do.

    • @leomnidusofsparta
      @leomnidusofsparta 6 лет назад +4

      Hello, fellow kids. Would you like to meet at the skate park and drink some fleer?

    • @Ninja-ti5mk
      @Ninja-ti5mk 6 лет назад

      Bruh

    • @aly5320
      @aly5320 6 лет назад

      Leomnidus Of Sparta
      radical, dude.

    • @weareeverywhere
      @weareeverywhere 6 лет назад

      fleer
      ˈflir/Submit
      verbliterary
      verb: fleer; 3rd person present: fleers; past tense: fleered; past participle: fleered; gerund or present participle: fleering
      1.
      laugh impudently or jeeringly.
      "he fleered at us"
      nounarchaic
      noun: fleer; plural noun: fleers
      1.
      an impudent or jeering look or speech.

  • @itsyazzers
    @itsyazzers 6 лет назад +446

    FLEER.

    • @itsyazzers
      @itsyazzers 6 лет назад +16

      Baconadian Just FL-UR. A lot of people try to say it with the French origin as well, as if it were spelled Fleur. Which I'm okay with but sometimes they get it completely wrong lol

    • @SocraticMayhem
      @SocraticMayhem 6 лет назад +4

      Jasmine Flehr DEH YOUR NAME FOONYYYY...
      In a more serious note, I get the same thing with my name.

    • @meoviona
      @meoviona 6 лет назад +3

      People tend to mispronounce my surname because I think they didn’t want to offend me. :/

    • @Nox_Lunatera
      @Nox_Lunatera 6 лет назад +6

      hey gotta eat those Srour lemons tho

    • @Yzoka
      @Yzoka 6 лет назад

      Is that German ?

  • @morganalexandra6236
    @morganalexandra6236 6 лет назад +11

    Im with mark on this one, she could've said hi, to our protagonist and this all could've been avoided

  • @edenikai6637
    @edenikai6637 6 лет назад +41

    Markimoo congrats on 20 million! We l💙ve you!

  • @Kawber
    @Kawber 6 лет назад +298

    Just bought one of those hot calendars so happy to see how well it is performing especially for charity:)

    • @---qo4iq
      @---qo4iq 6 лет назад +2

      Kawber OMG senddd me piccc of ittt 😂 lol just kidding
      I am so happy that the money will go to the charity! That's soo sweet!!!

    • @cheesepuffs9879
      @cheesepuffs9879 6 лет назад

      R u stalking us? Ur etewhetee

    • @CanadianMate-dc1xh
      @CanadianMate-dc1xh 6 лет назад

      Kawber mark is a nice guy

    • @nat91307
      @nat91307 6 лет назад

      lol

    • @jewzei6287
      @jewzei6287 6 лет назад

      Kawber lmao i bought one the second i saw the vid yesterday yay i feel great

  • @mars.77
    @mars.77 4 года назад +12

    _"why am I suddenly checking the ceiling for ceiling babies?"_

  • @ShikhaMallick
    @ShikhaMallick 6 лет назад +109

    *Fleer = Fluorescent Beer*

  • @KieranKey
    @KieranKey 6 лет назад +56

    Congrats on 20mil!! Love ya man!

  • @pipers.9974
    @pipers.9974 6 лет назад +571

    1.I woke up
    2.I walked to the park
    3.I saw mark and chica
    4.I pet chica and hugged mark
    5.I cried till my eyes fell out
    Read in this order-> 2,3,4,1,5

  • @EchoTheWorld03
    @EchoTheWorld03 6 лет назад +18

    Congratulations on the 20M subscribers Mark!

  • @Truck-Kuns-next-victim
    @Truck-Kuns-next-victim 6 лет назад +30

    I wonder if Mark now has this habit every time he goes to the bathroom to check for ceiling babies?

  • @Sqwerh
    @Sqwerh 6 лет назад +81

    Markpliyer : umfend Is..... A love story......?
    *me seeing the thumbnail *
    Yeah, definitely :8

  • @erenexpired3180
    @erenexpired3180 5 лет назад +17

    8:30 *when your dad is coming up the stairs after seeing yo report card*

  • @caprip06
    @caprip06 6 лет назад +205

    Who misses when he played yandere simulator I think he should play again because theres more updates you know and he was so funny

    • @NathanIrizarry1
      @NathanIrizarry1 6 лет назад +2

      Pri Pri as fun as it was it’s a dead game

    • @King_K_Kralex
      @King_K_Kralex 6 лет назад +3

      savannah mcgill
      But people still play, what's your point?

    • @sminem6572
      @sminem6572 6 лет назад +2

      I miss the days when he played Amnesia and SCP Containment Breach...the good old days.

    • @delightfulrainclouds6394
      @delightfulrainclouds6394 6 лет назад +2

      Pri Pri I know!!
      There is SO much and I really enjoyed him playing it
      One of my favorites!

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 6 лет назад +2

      It was starting to become a series like Subnautica where he just screwed around with every new update and tried to do the dumbest thing possible.
      Not saying that's a bad thing or you shouldn't like it, but he has said in the past he doesn't like when that happens to a series, which is why he took a massive break from Subnautica (Jack did the same thing with both of these games).
      Also, if you follow the development of the game like me, you'd know that the developer has actually been more focused on making minor adjustments and changes to the game as well as working on the actual game plot itself (AKA implementing rivals, their cutscenes, and their schedules).
      There's not much more to do, regardless of whether you're playing to goof off or to see what the game has so far. Especially not for a 20 minute RUclips video.

  • @bipbipbip1
    @bipbipbip1 6 лет назад +67

    What's so wet and slip slappin over here!? ~ Markiplier
    Every fangirl in this channel: *AHHHHHHHHHH*

    • @senerdesee
      @senerdesee 6 лет назад +3

      SomeRandomCow Dude for real my friend screemed twice as loud as that , i am not kidding

    • @BOOitsaghost
      @BOOitsaghost 6 лет назад +1

      SomeRandomCow lol

    • @bipbipbip1
      @bipbipbip1 6 лет назад +6

      WELSI AQUATEMPEL As long as she doesn't see the TASTEFUL nudes video, it won't get louder.

    • @badgerbutt9350
      @badgerbutt9350 6 лет назад

      Somerandomcow you have earned a sub or two

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 6 лет назад

      rev oni
      k

  • @eppssilon
    @eppssilon 6 лет назад +14

    Animators! This is the best time for you to shine!

  • @bellefontaine1914
    @bellefontaine1914 6 лет назад +13

    the doors were the best part of the game XD "YOU BROKE MY NOSE" - mark 2018

  • @alyssaabeyta04
    @alyssaabeyta04 6 лет назад +268

    "Do you remember me?"
    "You shouldn't have forgotten me...I'll make you remember.."
    I smell Darkiplier! Or, I'm just crazy.

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 6 лет назад +3

      No, Dark's indefinitely there........

    • @justelai4218
      @justelai4218 6 лет назад +11

      You just sniffed fleer

    • @archerscars7380
      @archerscars7380 6 лет назад +4

      it would've been so cool if he did a couple of Dark edits in this vid

    • @habeanliliana5024
      @habeanliliana5024 6 лет назад +2

      not crazy

    • @soggyrats
      @soggyrats 6 лет назад +2

      what does he smell like?

  • @shiftygames6157
    @shiftygames6157 6 лет назад +162

    someone needs to remix a song of "got some weird moving bullshit, thats not right"

  • @careless-minds
    @careless-minds 6 лет назад +7

    "Now Umfend is a love story about.....something."
    -Markiplier Mar. 30, 2018

  • @emilyjanner8926
    @emilyjanner8926 6 лет назад +27

    5 layers of *fleer*

  • @sargeantreyna2286
    @sargeantreyna2286 6 лет назад +153

    SHE WANTS YOUR FLEER!

  • @argus2244
    @argus2244 6 лет назад +166

    fleer
    [ˈflir]
    VERB
    literary
    fleers (third person present) · fleered (past tense) · fleered (past participle) · fleering (present participle)
    laugh impudently or jeeringly.
    "he fleered at us"
    synonyms: mock · deride · ridicule · sneer at · be scornful about · treat contemptuously · jeer at · jibe at · make fun of · poke fun at · laugh at · scorn · laugh to scorn · dismiss · pooh-pooh · make light of · belittle · taunt · tease · make a fool of · rag · thumb one's nose at · take the mickey out of · poke mullock at · make sport of · fleer at · bite one's thumb at · scout at
    NOUN
    archaic
    fleers (plural noun)
    an impudent or jeering look or speech.
    ORIGIN
    late Middle English: probably of Scandinavian origin and related to Norwegian and Swedish dialect flira‘to grin’.
    Translate fleer to
    From Oxford Dictionaries
    I didn’t even think it was a real word lol

    • @loogiw2163
      @loogiw2163 6 лет назад +6

      ArgusCalthus22 what. The fuck.

    • @SiegfriedFafnirsbane
      @SiegfriedFafnirsbane 6 лет назад +4

      ArgusCalthus22 why the fuck?

    • @xandelta5306
      @xandelta5306 6 лет назад +6

      ArgusCalthus22 thank the fuck

    • @sarahcooper3796
      @sarahcooper3796 6 лет назад +1

      ArgusCalthus22 why am i crying😂😂😂 i cant breathe

    • @eliseslush
      @eliseslush 6 лет назад

      You are a trooper, PeaceBear16! NOICE

  • @butterboybutter5493
    @butterboybutter5493 6 лет назад +48

    That moment when u r so early there is no jumpscare list.

    • @azurio_2857
      @azurio_2857 6 лет назад

      Butterboy butter Sadly not :'(

    • @pedrogrotto9177
      @pedrogrotto9177 6 лет назад +1

      because there are like... only 1 or 2 jumpscares, and none of them is scary

    • @desert4902
      @desert4902 4 года назад

      im early too

  • @lrose5522
    @lrose5522 4 года назад +3

    "Like I read newspapers!" Nice to know that the protag can go through a whole ass haunting and then still snark their haunt.

  • @fr.tiffani_
    @fr.tiffani_ 6 лет назад +105

    Oh hi mark

    • @Heyisnico101
      @Heyisnico101 6 лет назад +2

      Nightfox 1298 why are you laughing noob she just saying hi noob

    • @SnowflakeTeardrop
      @SnowflakeTeardrop 6 лет назад +2

      i did not hit her

    • @imoffended2444
      @imoffended2444 6 лет назад +2

      Nico Gamer1gameon why do you not get the joke noob it's a meme noob

    • @RaulHernandez-ec6lv
      @RaulHernandez-ec6lv 6 лет назад +1

      hi guys

    • @shirlatte
      @shirlatte 6 лет назад +6

      I did not hit her
      .....its bullsh*t, i did not hit her
      I DID NOT