I found a two-person cult on YouTube

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  • Опубликовано: 21 июл 2019
  • The Angelic Initiative is like a two-person Cult on RUclips, who are trying to bring souls through psychic means to heaven, or something.
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    About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
    Ted Nivison is a RUclips entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on RUclips making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, RUclips, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well.
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  • @calebanderson6285
    @calebanderson6285 4 года назад +12124

    Girl on the left is following the “yes and” rule of improv

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  4 года назад +2964

      Now this a good comment

    • @hugeman537
      @hugeman537 4 года назад +400

      yes and its because she took drama in high school

    • @berke2336
      @berke2336 4 года назад +349

      @@hugeman537 ...or years of trauma and brainwashing
      either way she's good

    • @chunkyhorsemilk3932
      @chunkyhorsemilk3932 4 года назад +138

      That's true

    • @willy5847
      @willy5847 4 года назад +183

      You guys need to take a look back at their channel its gotten worse its super fucking creepy and i came across jamies old youtube channel and the difference in such a short time is fucking terrifying this girl is obviously brainwashed and something sinister is going on far from angelic i uploaded a video about it but no ones gonna see it lmao so im spreading awareness anyway i can we need to put this in front of some big channels like keem and scarce at the bare minimum its a gold mine of content but im more concerned about the dark aura surrounding the channel all you have to look at is the comments of their latest post and u will immediately notice something is off

  • @JebStar10
    @JebStar10 4 года назад +5207

    "We all have these weird cloggy tangles"
    Those are called intestines.

    • @Niamhmusicmusic
      @Niamhmusicmusic 4 года назад +50

      Pull out those Trauma-Strands

    • @joseph_daniels
      @joseph_daniels 4 года назад +20

      NOW PULL OUT YOUR INTESTINES SPIRIT WAMEN

    • @chasecooper670
      @chasecooper670 4 года назад +6

      *Intestines?*

    • @mikehart2756
      @mikehart2756 4 года назад +8

      JS10 _ that’s trueeeeeeee

    • @vidphotal5742
      @vidphotal5742 4 года назад +2

      im not even kidding i read this the SECOND she said it

  • @titaniumsquid136
    @titaniumsquid136 4 года назад +1636

    The way the girl on the left looks/moves i feel that the mom fed her some shroom tea without her knowing before all the episodes.

    • @kbomb61
      @kbomb61 2 года назад +4

      Nah man she’d be cracking up at everything

    • @tabortoothtiger7580
      @tabortoothtiger7580 2 года назад +93

      @@kbomb61 Not everybody reacts the same way to certain things. I've seen several people comment that they've seen this type of reaction from either themselves or others on shrooms.

    • @jacobfromallstate4963
      @jacobfromallstate4963 2 года назад +25

      @@tabortoothtiger7580 that's true

    • @WhiffleWaffles
      @WhiffleWaffles 2 месяца назад +11

      That would be super concerning, but the entire channel is already concerning. And apparently it's gotten worse. The poor girl.

    • @PhysicsAndPuns
      @PhysicsAndPuns 10 дней назад

      As a shroomer I would agree, HOWEVER, tolerance for shrooms goes up really fast, idk how she'd be able to get this fucked up this often and still get high at all a month later.

  • @ehidunno9737
    @ehidunno9737 2 года назад +920

    That girl on the left literally looks like she’s been brainwashed, only being able to respond in certain phrases and being constantly shutdown with her mum, only letting her agree with her. It’s kinda scaring me

    • @rustinstardust2094
      @rustinstardust2094 Год назад +13

      Same. It's been a few years...maybe she's better now

    • @cameronbruning148
      @cameronbruning148 10 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@rustinstardust2094Don't worry, she's doing fine from what it's looking like. She still believes in spirituality but she does provide counter points to her ideas showing to me that the mother was the one who believed in all of the psychic mojo stuff.

    • @snoochieboochienoochies3394
      @snoochieboochienoochies3394 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@cameronbruning148how do you know any of this?

    • @cameronbruning148
      @cameronbruning148 10 месяцев назад

      @@snoochieboochienoochies3394 I decided to look into their later videos and looked at the daughters Twitter to find all this out.

    • @snoochieboochienoochies3394
      @snoochieboochienoochies3394 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@cameronbruning148 but why?

  • @gayforjschlatt
    @gayforjschlatt 4 года назад +6132

    “Some people are idiots...”
    “That’s true!”
    Me to myself

  • @rebeccaalbers9222
    @rebeccaalbers9222 4 года назад +5205

    “That’s true, even the trees know your credit score is shit” I died

  • @lizc6393
    @lizc6393 2 года назад +170

    She is 100% feeding that poor girl LSD and gaslighting/negging her.

    • @Rygoat
      @Rygoat 2 года назад +28

      This is where my thoughts are. This started off kind of funny, then left me feeling like that daughter has spent her whole life being micro-dosed and brainwashed

  • @amandamcroberts
    @amandamcroberts Год назад +1149

    As someone who’s been in a two person cult, I really worry about the daughter. Just seems like the mother is really being degrading and probably is much more abusive behind the scenes. I’ve been in those shoes and it is a horrible experience.

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose Год назад +50

      is a two person cult not just an abusive relationship

    • @amandamcroberts
      @amandamcroberts Год назад +176

      @@cosmosisrose well, it was an abusive relationship, but the reason I call it a two person cult is because it wasn’t just our relationship that was toxic. It was all based around a belief system/religion in which the other person was a higher authority. I was the follower and I had to believe and follow what they said about God. If not I was treated awful and had horrible things told me to. The other person took what certain people of faith were saying and twisted it to their own narrative to get control over me. Does that make sense?

    • @trombonesarecool1
      @trombonesarecool1 Год назад +37

      @@amandamcroberts hope everything has been going better. Thank you for explaining it more in thought.

    • @amandamcroberts
      @amandamcroberts Год назад +42

      @@trombonesarecool1 you’re welcome, and thank you for your kind words. It’s been a few years since it happened and I’ve healed and moved forward and grown from it.

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose Год назад +19

      @@amandamcroberts yeah that makes sense! thanks for taking the time to explain it

  • @abraxis7292
    @abraxis7292 4 года назад +5154

    Her daughter is full blown groomed to be some weird cult chick. Saw a video of her daughter before she was wacked out and saying "that's true" a lot.

    • @MrGaxiolaX
      @MrGaxiolaX 4 года назад +24

      Please link me

    • @FanaticalLikeADemon
      @FanaticalLikeADemon 4 года назад +30

      @@MrGaxiolaX ruclips.net/video/BcScFB6z4XY/видео.html

    • @gaylord8691
      @gaylord8691 4 года назад +67

      @@MrGaxiolaX check out paymoneywubbys video about it

    • @Gr8Binski17
      @Gr8Binski17 4 года назад +309

      Yeah, the Wubby video shows how the mom literally took her life away. She has become a mind ccontrolled zombie.

    • @peepee4250
      @peepee4250 4 года назад +294

      I feel so sorry for her daughter, I feel like the way she acts is because of issues with her mother. I wanna give her a hug :( I hope the son isn’t as gone

  • @anthonygroza2441
    @anthonygroza2441 4 года назад +4372

    legitimately worried that the daughter is under the influence.

    • @nyxiescribbles
      @nyxiescribbles 3 года назад +304

      deadass hoping shes ok ngl

    • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
      @lavasharkandboygirl9716 3 года назад +77

      She seems like she’s on both coke and heroin

    • @js0219
      @js0219 3 года назад +390

      Supposedly the daughter was a normal college girl with a very bubbly personality, she posted on twitter n stuff but ig she had to abandon her friends or something because of this? Im not sure but yes shes most likely being brainwashed or something by her crackhead mother

    • @billmanbillman7894
      @billmanbillman7894 3 года назад +38

      @@lavasharkandboygirl9716 or just crazy acid trip

    • @studentsofdestruction6915
      @studentsofdestruction6915 3 года назад +193

      It’s actually super sad. Up until a few years ago she was just a college student and her Twitter was super funny, but she made a video that said she was stuck with her mom and had to abandon her friends

  • @carazy123_
    @carazy123_ 4 года назад +1474

    I’m actually concerned for this girl on the left. She seems like she’d have a decent life if it weren’t for... this...

    • @simonmize465
      @simonmize465 2 года назад +28

      That’s what I was thinking too! I was looking through the comments to see if anyone was thinking the same thing. She seems really nice and attractive but was just raised by a crazy person 😂

    • @raizenmazoku1519
      @raizenmazoku1519 2 года назад

      Y'all just want to smash

    • @HamiltonIsLife
      @HamiltonIsLife Год назад +112

      Why’d this dude base it on her being attractive or not like. Tf

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath Год назад

      She wasted 3 years of her life on a "spiritual healing degree", apparently. I feel really bad for her.
      Older lady seems like she has mental illness of some kind. Not sure if it runs in the family, or just copious amounts of drugs, money, and free time.

    • @nothankyou6580
      @nothankyou6580 Год назад

      @@HamiltonIsLife cuz she’s got big tits

  • @ramby3405
    @ramby3405 3 года назад +392

    The girl on the left is so high. I swear right before the recording she sat in a room inhaling fumes for hours. "That's truuuuuue." "OOOOOHHHH, that's riiiiiiigggghhhhtt."

  • @EverydayFishWasTaken
    @EverydayFishWasTaken 4 года назад +3278

    "That's true"
    "See, now you look like an idiot"
    "... *Gasp* Oh no"

  • @humphrey327
    @humphrey327 4 года назад +1075

    There’s a reason her son doesn’t wanna be in the videos

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  4 года назад +237

      Lol

    • @irendelman
      @irendelman 3 года назад +33

      Wow look it’s Ted

    • @oliverhackshaw2778
      @oliverhackshaw2778 3 года назад +2

      @Stryker some other crap

    • @nffns866
      @nffns866 3 года назад +1

      @Oliver Hacksaw Loool

    • @Jster11.11
      @Jster11.11 3 года назад +9

      @@TedNivison Go away Ted this chat belongs to the people

  • @harmonyart4544
    @harmonyart4544 4 года назад +573

    The arm strength of that girl must be insane.

    • @legoyoda2773
      @legoyoda2773 3 года назад +46

      Go look at their channel now, her tricep is fucking gigantic

    • @lisaspikes4291
      @lisaspikes4291 Год назад +3

      At least they won’t get flabby arms! 🤣

  • @yahooanswers4843
    @yahooanswers4843 3 года назад +1096

    speaking as a person who has talked to trees: they are NOT that communicative. most I've ever gotten out of a tree is the location of a different tree and even that took a while

    • @petrogradadministration2310
      @petrogradadministration2310 3 года назад +49

      What

    • @yahooanswers4843
      @yahooanswers4843 3 года назад +130

      @@petrogradadministration2310 what's not clicking

    • @icebane8699
      @icebane8699 3 года назад +16

      the trees

    • @Stroddy
      @Stroddy 3 года назад +94

      I can sniff out a fake tree-talker when I see one, and you sir, are no tree-talker.

    • @yahooanswers4843
      @yahooanswers4843 3 года назад +213

      @@Stroddy you disrespect me in this way... in My house.. I'm gonna tell the trees you're talkin shit

  • @TigerBears11
    @TigerBears11 4 года назад +2687

    Seeing your name pop into my notifications is about as much psychic healing as I need.

  • @pizzastixx7249
    @pizzastixx7249 4 года назад +6582

    Why do you have such a low amount of subs with such high qual content

    • @kristopher9531
      @kristopher9531 4 года назад +33

      Haha qual

    • @zach7322
      @zach7322 4 года назад +296

      Pizza Stix just wait, he’s gonna be like Carson and get hundreds of thousands of subs in months, as he deserves

    • @sazd2421
      @sazd2421 4 года назад +34

      That's true

    • @christianmueller5401
      @christianmueller5401 4 года назад +1

      If these ain’t the facts

    • @R0b0SquidHDMC
      @R0b0SquidHDMC 4 года назад +2

      @@zach7322 yes, but since his content is more like Wubby's, i wouldve used that example

  • @archieg8009
    @archieg8009 Год назад +71

    I totally started pulling out my trauma only to hear her mom immediately say that I've already missed my chance.

  • @cyber_nuggets8302
    @cyber_nuggets8302 3 года назад +448

    0:30 that's true
    1:00 that's true
    1:30 that's true
    2:00 that's true
    2:30 that's true
    3:00 that's true
    3:30 that's true
    4:00 that's true
    4:30 that's truuuuuuuue
    5:00 that's true
    5:30 that's true
    6:00 that's... true
    6:30 that's true
    7:00 that's true?
    7:30 that's true
    8:00 that's true
    8:30 that is true
    9:00 that's true
    9:30 that's true
    10:00 that's true
    10:30 that's true.
    10:42 that's true

  • @aaabbb8876
    @aaabbb8876 4 года назад +706

    Them speaking is me trying to get to 10,000 words in my entrance paragraph

  • @brynachhart2432
    @brynachhart2432 4 года назад +5034

    From the tones of voice they’re using, their eyes, their posture and the way their sentences are malformed, I assume they’re using magic mushrooms. Extended use would for sure cause delusions of grandeur and enlightenment. Word repetition and deep exhales along with the older woman being annoyed with the younger woman’s false enlightenment especially believing nature holds sentience. All classic side effects.

    • @jasonsimmons4319
      @jasonsimmons4319 4 года назад +326

      Im getting high dose psychedelic vibes as well.

    • @OneEyeDollar6
      @OneEyeDollar6 3 года назад +7

      You are so full of shit lol

    • @felixstewart9705
      @felixstewart9705 3 года назад +255

      @@OneEyeDollar6 haha what do you mean? If you've done or been around people who've done magic mushrooms it seems like that's definitely what's going on

    • @OneEyeDollar6
      @OneEyeDollar6 3 года назад +22

      @@felixstewart9705 I've done them and been around people on them plenty, never seen anybody act like that.

    • @felixstewart9705
      @felixstewart9705 3 года назад +270

      @@OneEyeDollar6 🤷 I've been with friends outside and had realizations about nature before and been the same kind of blown away as in the video. If I had grown up with a mom who told me that there was a landline to an angel and the wire reached out of my fucking back and then I was on mushrooms, I can definitely see that as my reaction. Especially the way the mom has these realizations and the daughter has a completely different one but thinks she's on the same page. Creating profound ideas out of a misunderstood exchange has often been my experience. These things might have never happened to you but I don't think you can say someone's full of shit because you didn't have a similar experience. These ARE things that DO happen to people on mushrooms, whether you've personally experienced them or not.

  • @grasseous
    @grasseous 3 года назад +564

    The Angelic Initiative sounds like it could be like a group of interest in the SCP universe.

  • @Crimson_Dusk
    @Crimson_Dusk 3 года назад +164

    5:52 "Now you look like an idiot"
    "Oh no"
    ...
    "That's true"

  • @nolancaudill831
    @nolancaudill831 4 года назад +1445

    Does shrooms and meth once.
    Girl in Blue: *blank stare into the universe* “That’s trueeee.”

  • @ItsCvrter
    @ItsCvrter 4 года назад +1848

    “come down the rabbit hole, you dont have a choice” well when you put it like that guess you’ve got my full attention

  • @rlbaase3
    @rlbaase3 3 года назад +147

    I'm honestly jealous of her ability to form continuous strands of enticing nonsense

    • @HamiltonIsLife
      @HamiltonIsLife Год назад +2

      I’m good at this I just keep talking

  • @Akursedtime
    @Akursedtime Год назад +14

    Seeing the daughter. It is so disconcerting because it feels like she is being brainwashed and abused by her mother.

  • @widecappuccino
    @widecappuccino 4 года назад +503

    0:01 THE VOIDMASTER HAS AWOKEN FROM HIS AMBIENT SLUMBER

  • @zack5969
    @zack5969 4 года назад +5288

    Words can’t express how fantastic your channel is

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  4 года назад +1465

      This is very nice of you to say

    • @zack5969
      @zack5969 4 года назад +276

      thank you “Ted”

    • @THEMEISTER004
      @THEMEISTER004 4 года назад +50

      @@TedNivison notice me fellow tall man

    • @AwesomeTreee
      @AwesomeTreee 3 года назад +43

      but numbers can
      10/10

    • @MeatHusk
      @MeatHusk 3 года назад +36

      “That’s true”!

  • @WrenOliver
    @WrenOliver Год назад +35

    I feel like the daughter just wants her mothers love so badly that she goes along with this craziness and she still gets made fun of by her mom

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Год назад +5

      That's exactly what I was thinking. What a sacrifice. I also think it seems like the mother has convinced the daughter that she is worthless, ignorant, and stupid, and can't live without her. The reality is that the mother would be lost without a disciple to validate her, and to have power over. A cult leader is not a cult leader without followers. I look forward to hearing that the daughter has broken free of her mother's control, and is reclaiming her thoughts, beliefs, and life in general as her own.

  • @Maggie_mccann
    @Maggie_mccann Год назад +21

    it's giving the vibe of a parent (younger girl) playing with their toddler (older woman) and the toddler is telling the parent that they're not playing correctly

  • @bonez7386
    @bonez7386 4 года назад +726

    old woman: "you look like an idiot"
    The young one hesitating to say thats tru: "oh no"

  • @joeyconaton5872
    @joeyconaton5872 4 года назад +750

    Entertaining video for someone who has a monopoly on all of the stores in smp live

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  4 года назад +288

      It’s true. Next I’ll be purchasing everything ever

    • @gavinbelanger3007
      @gavinbelanger3007 3 года назад +3

      @@TedNivison how am I first to respond

    • @themessenger8656
      @themessenger8656 2 года назад +2

      @@TedNivison yea sure you will... 😢

    • @noahfleming9111
      @noahfleming9111 2 года назад +3

      @@themessenger8656 *crys in brail*

  • @jellyfishb3ans
    @jellyfishb3ans 2 года назад +116

    The way the mom says “our son” and then “knew his mother [could speak to the dead]”, she talks as though she is not the mother herself, even though that’s clearly the context of what she’s saying? The daughter clarifying that Lynn is her mother and they were talking about her brother was actually necessary for me to comprehend what Lynn was even saying. It makes me think that Lynn’s consciousness no longer recognizes/associates with her relationships and probably even her life on the whole. Maybe some sort of dissociative state/disorder?

    • @MrMuel1205
      @MrMuel1205 Год назад +8

      Or ketamine...

    • @ellatizzy9726
      @ellatizzy9726 10 дней назад

      Or perhaps she believes she is multiple people, hence the "our son", and at that moment she is some other identity, hence her speaking about her son's "mother" in the third person.

  • @therealslimshitty5186
    @therealslimshitty5186 3 года назад +47

    "Now you look like an idiot."
    "..."
    _"Oh no"_

  • @massdysfunkton
    @massdysfunkton 4 года назад +1632

    Honestly if u found more “gems” from these _brilliant_ psychics, this _transcendental_ duo, i would not be pissed that u made another vid on it

    • @twilightsparkle75
      @twilightsparkle75 2 года назад +2

      ... physics..? do you mean psychics?

    • @massdysfunkton
      @massdysfunkton 2 года назад +2

      @@twilightsparkle75 maybe…

    • @mason2120
      @mason2120 Год назад +1

      why did you comment this like Ted would say it

    • @Arrandir
      @Arrandir Год назад

      That’s true

  • @Thedragon5881
    @Thedragon5881 4 года назад +300

    Favorite line?
    "That's true, even the trees know your credit score is shit"

  • @retroruin4917
    @retroruin4917 3 года назад +64

    they're gonna end up being the last people alive on earth and they'll be saying
    "They missed the window of opportunity..."
    "That's true!"

  • @larkaltaccount2654
    @larkaltaccount2654 3 года назад +89

    For anyone wondering, yes, this is still going on. It is currently on episode 1215, posted yesterday, the episode is called sleep deprivation. That’s concerning. The daughter seems to also have a channel called Jamie McGonagill where she talks about “Ocala Equine Healing” which seems to spiritual(?) healing for horses

  • @kaelinreynolds5812
    @kaelinreynolds5812 4 года назад +165

    My trauma string is completely stripped from my body when I watch your videos

  • @--insertcoinhere--7195
    @--insertcoinhere--7195 4 года назад +183

    After hearing “That’s True” too many times, I hear “Bat Stew”

    • @foolscrown1416
      @foolscrown1416 4 года назад

      fuck, i can't unhear it

    • @Kimmie6772
      @Kimmie6772 4 года назад

      Bat stew

    • @superwildwarrior5758
      @superwildwarrior5758 4 года назад +19

      THIS COMMENT WAS FORESHADOWING

    • @Topgglerd
      @Topgglerd 4 года назад +3

      SuperWildWarrior yeah it didn’t age well at all 😂

    • @squabbbb
      @squabbbb 4 года назад +8

      Someone read this comment and said "hey, bat stew? Sounds pretty good" and now we're all fucked

  • @SiobhanYmeow
    @SiobhanYmeow 3 года назад +34

    "start with the trees before we get to the grasses" is a weird way of saying to start with a ton of weed then dwindling it down

  • @kikiwg2264
    @kikiwg2264 2 года назад +40

    I already know "that's true" is going to become a subconscious auditory habit for me and I don't want it to pfff

  • @halpal390
    @halpal390 4 года назад +263

    ill be your hype man ted. "today were gonna bake a pie" "thats true"

    • @madi777x
      @madi777x 3 года назад +5

      underrated comment

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 4 года назад +499

    I feel like Lynn McGonagill and Jay Swoohoo would be good friends.

    • @collinfogarty2670
      @collinfogarty2670 4 года назад +14

      You have plauged me for months Daniel Sambar, I see your comments on nearly every RUclipsr I watch and it scares me

    • @DanielSambar
      @DanielSambar 4 года назад +19

      Collin Fogarty - I’m sorry you’ve been cursed with such misfortune.

    • @MinecraftManager
      @MinecraftManager 4 года назад +2

      bruh u a plague

    • @ethop8273
      @ethop8273 4 года назад +1

      Thats True...

    • @joeroganreal
      @joeroganreal 4 года назад +2

      Daniel Sambar Same here. I even see you on ODS, which is pretty surprising because I feel like not many people know about them, despite their sub count.

  • @nimbusshadow-wings
    @nimbusshadow-wings 3 месяца назад +6

    "the angelic initiative" sounds like an analog horror series

  • @404personnotfound___7
    @404personnotfound___7 2 года назад +14

    4:50 is GOLD
    "Im trying to take out a small ten thousand dollar loan to start a small CUPCAKE business, will you invest with me, tree?"
    Tree: FUCK OFF
    Lynn: "thats true, even the trees know your credit score is shit!"
    Im *dying* with laughter rn

  • @jojamms
    @jojamms 4 года назад +122

    *Sees a literal spirit of someone who’s been dead for many years*
    “hi”

  • @elisekelly2877
    @elisekelly2877 4 года назад +852

    it’s been a long time since i’ve genuinely laughed out loud at a video, thank you so much

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  4 года назад +244

      You’re welcome! Thanks for the nice comment Elise

    • @fuckthaclout
      @fuckthaclout 4 года назад +3

      @@tron.6041 what

    • @neo-fox1185
      @neo-fox1185 3 года назад +3

      @@fuckthaclout what

    • @Adam-rh7lh
      @Adam-rh7lh 3 года назад

      @@neo-fox1185 what

    • @BLANKONTOP
      @BLANKONTOP 3 года назад

      @@Adam-rh7lh what

  • @limeon8426
    @limeon8426 Год назад +20

    This has too be the most depressing cult I've ever heard of.

  • @wendymccoy1093
    @wendymccoy1093 3 года назад +17

    The close up while she's talking gives me life

  • @k9feline476
    @k9feline476 4 года назад +337

    1:10 this move caught me so off guard. nothing could have prepared me for the pure amount of raw swag that this point radiates. this simple point made me do a double take. i wish i was this cool.

    • @CarsonG1017
      @CarsonG1017 3 года назад +16

      He trained for years just to this once.

  • @liamplunkett9551
    @liamplunkett9551 4 года назад +120

    bruh why does the younger one look like the default female in mass effect andromeda

  • @ditchdot
    @ditchdot Месяц назад +3

    need to hire the girl on the left as my personal hypeman she just goes "thats truueee" after everything i say

  • @bjartskular749
    @bjartskular749 10 месяцев назад +4

    Bro this video is just scary four years later; the comments are all either “You’re so funny Ted” or “They’re definitely on shrooms and the mom is an abuser”. Like I just feel like the daughter is stuck in a horrible situation that everyone can see but nobody does anything about. I personally have no experience with psychedelics, but having my experiences with hallucinogen overuse, mind-altering substances like this are among the most terrifying things I can imagine. I really, really hope someone’s stepped in by now.

  • @Ben-pt4mq
    @Ben-pt4mq 4 года назад +117

    Is it me or did the girl on the left seem hypnotized

  • @festive-ronpa
    @festive-ronpa 4 года назад +173

    ted you're hilarious and i love your vids but like what did we just watch......

  • @micaelasparrow650
    @micaelasparrow650 Год назад +2

    The older lady is just saying a string of spiritualist sounding words that don't necessarily make sense together and the other girl is high out of her mind vibing.

  • @frogking5298
    @frogking5298 3 года назад +11

    they always say it only takes 3 people to start a cult, in this case it's the two women and the shared "child soul"

  • @simonimanse8782
    @simonimanse8782 4 года назад +156

    Good video, imma talk to George Washington now

  • @notarealperson9135
    @notarealperson9135 4 года назад +25

    "Now I'm pissed... I hate riddles."

  • @serenfal7713
    @serenfal7713 3 года назад +17

    "even the tree knows your credit score is shit!" i died

  • @charlie6658
    @charlie6658 4 года назад +13

    love how the “poetic shakespeare quote” is literally just saying that shakespeare is using a type of writing often used for love poems.....for a love poem. what a shocker

  • @hase4681
    @hase4681 4 года назад +363

    Rise up theodore nvision viewers. we are oppressed in both SMP and real life.

  • @mr.chanthabane1209
    @mr.chanthabane1209 4 года назад +246

    You fill me with a happy feeling Ted Nivison.

  • @sariahsaurus
    @sariahsaurus Год назад +7

    The poor English teacher who was just expecting an answer about what sonnet means and got a response about psychic connection to Shakespeare 😢

  • @chlorin333
    @chlorin333 Год назад +12

    these videos are like when you hang out with your very religious extended family and you just go with everything they say because you want them to like you.

  • @dgeames1154
    @dgeames1154 4 года назад +151

    HEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TED! come back and read this on your birthday

    • @tertiaryconsumer9291
      @tertiaryconsumer9291 4 года назад +14

      Lol, found a life hack. If you replace ted's name with your's this will also work on your birthday.

    • @esotericpince
      @esotericpince 4 года назад +1

      @@tertiaryconsumer9291 oh shit

    • @chqip3528
      @chqip3528 4 года назад +4

      yeh no we gonna break you out of Area 51 just wait, you have passed the human race in intelligence

    • @tertiaryconsumer9291
      @tertiaryconsumer9291 4 года назад +2

      @@chqip3528 oh shit oh fuck

  • @trevorbirdingtierlist
    @trevorbirdingtierlist 4 года назад +106

    This... are they high? I think they’re high. I have no experience with being high myself, but there has to be some plant that makes people this crazy.

    • @asschlatt
      @asschlatt 4 года назад +9

      Trevor L. magic mushrooms

    • @MysticalOriginz
      @MysticalOriginz 3 года назад +48

      400mg nerds rope

    • @image_not_uploaded
      @image_not_uploaded 3 года назад +4

      Jared Priddy that they took accidentally

    • @shae.2214
      @shae.2214 3 года назад +7

      The people in the comments keep saying that they think the young girl is being brainwashed or drugged by her mom. Someone said that, because of their movements, speech patterns and delusions that they’re most likely on shrooms

    • @izriel7779
      @izriel7779 3 года назад +4

      Sadly no amount of weed will make you this high. (Speaking from experience) However, Ecstasy, LSD or Heroin can make someone like this... (speaking from experience)

  • @sirbutterbutter8792
    @sirbutterbutter8792 3 года назад +34

    The lady on the right is the best example of how every teachers expect their students talk and write

  • @Whyistomatoafruit
    @Whyistomatoafruit 2 года назад +14

    I’ve been up the entire night with insomnia, and somehow got snagged onto this crazy-train of Lynn and Jaime’s magical kingdom. I just binged 4 or 5 of their videos back to back and at this point I’m pretty sure that my cat wants me to roll a doobie with him.
    Or maybe it’s my houseplant.

  • @janahoeningmusic
    @janahoeningmusic 4 года назад +48

    "Now you look like an idiot."
    "Ohhh nooooo"

  • @camilabravo969
    @camilabravo969 4 года назад +91

    “even the trees know your credit score is shit”
    MY HEART

  • @FakieStreams
    @FakieStreams Год назад +4

    8:10 When you're in class and you know the answer but you already said the wrong answer too many times so the teacher wont pick you anymore.

  • @supperpuppy8
    @supperpuppy8 3 года назад +9

    The day when Jamie isn't considered the "Jamie body mind" and "Jamie life" like how Lynn is the "Lynn life" ; I'll cry literal tears bc that means she finally roped Jamie in for good

  • @lexxynapper5201
    @lexxynapper5201 4 года назад +53

    A cult with two people you say
    You mean friendship

  • @xG4LxFireSoul
    @xG4LxFireSoul 4 года назад +70

    You're so underrated and it angers me.

  • @fuckthaclout
    @fuckthaclout 4 года назад +10

    Me when i dont have enough words for my essay : 2:00

  • @jonny6905
    @jonny6905 3 года назад +5

    3:08 She really said That sure as hell is not true

  • @jaelibrete
    @jaelibrete 4 года назад +101

    Ted, I genuinely love you’re content bro, even tho you look like Randell from monsters inc. keep being cool and posting on twitch ily :’)

  • @tripalink
    @tripalink 4 года назад +51

    How have these ladies been at an ungodly level of high for 1000 episodes

  • @Aemilius_Roswell
    @Aemilius_Roswell Год назад +4

    Their entire video just feels like a fever dream that I want to forget

  • @toadstools8372
    @toadstools8372 4 года назад +8

    That girl on the left has some serious shit going on with her.. is this family okay?

  • @disdatboi2285
    @disdatboi2285 4 года назад +74

    You know it’s good when the channel “works with spirits”

  • @iveseenya
    @iveseenya 4 года назад +31

    This makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

  • @panickedshears
    @panickedshears Год назад +2

    The long stretches of the mom talking sounds like if you just hit the auto fill button on your phone a bunch of times and it spawned shit about trees

  • @turtleduck33g
    @turtleduck33g Месяц назад +2

    They look like they are about to pop out of a tree stump and say "I am the lorax and I speak for the trees" 💀

  • @kinleespam792
    @kinleespam792 4 года назад +7

    2:29 *"oh, you're speaking to the grass? hmm?"* ted what the fuck have you gotten yourself into this time??

  • @GriffBob
    @GriffBob 4 года назад +50

    Wow. Maybe they should talk to the spirit of JehBerDeh.

    • @katieshort101
      @katieshort101 4 года назад +1

      GriffinIsLame that’s a name i haven’t heard in a while

  • @kaly7693
    @kaly7693 Месяц назад +3

    It's incredibly weird to see someone I knew in high-school featured on this channel >_< she's very nice, I don't think she ever mentioned having a psychic mom.

  • @cats.cant.contour8812
    @cats.cant.contour8812 Год назад +3

    You know, we're always telling people to touch grass. They took it a step further and started to talk to it. Be better everyone 😂

  • @vanessarae5567
    @vanessarae5567 4 года назад +89

    Ted is super cute and his content is always good, I genuinely don’t understand how he doesn’t have more subs.

  • @SockAnimates
    @SockAnimates 4 года назад +17

    the lady on the left looks like my old year 7 teacher from a few years ago
    I’m scared that my old teacher has become a yoga lady that continuously says “that’s TRUE”

  • @Kappamsu
    @Kappamsu Год назад +2

    This came on while i was in a sleep paralizys with autoplay, those calm voiced just made it 10000x creepier

  • @barnaclescum7011
    @barnaclescum7011 3 года назад +32

    Lynn: our elemental standards have added another spiritual layer of density in the experience of true life force energy yet still exercising the right of non-physical plant spirits
    Girl: *THATS TRUE*

  • @Cheese10151
    @Cheese10151 4 года назад +112

    This video felt like my therapist assessing my fever dreams and my sleep paralysis hallucinations
    Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

    • @YourLeastFavoriteWhiteDad
      @YourLeastFavoriteWhiteDad 4 года назад +3

      This is my subconscious at it's finest

    • @mousemane
      @mousemane 4 года назад +1

      Me when I convince myself that I’m detaching from my ego while tripping

  • @1MD.
    @1MD. 4 года назад +18

    congrats on 60k theo, get yourself a celebratory glass of milk.

  • @connorgrummon3655
    @connorgrummon3655 3 года назад +3

    This is my obscure comfort video

  • @Grace-ij5mq
    @Grace-ij5mq Год назад +7

    paymoneywubby also made a video meeting them if anyone wants to fall further down the rabbit hole