Your videos are Absolutely Awesome. So entertaining and I admire the artwork. There's something about your voice that is so soothing, I truly enjoy listening and also, You are quite easy on the eyes... 🥰🤗👍
Police: "Police Department, how can we help you?" Army: "Yea, this is the US-Army. We need your help at retrieving a Huey which position is currently unknown but was last seen towards Washington." Police: "...... *heavy breathing* ..."
@@Treblaine it’s almost like they completely ignored the other 29 helicopters on their base hahaha. i mean realistically they couldn’t get involved unless they call in the national guard but still funny to think about.
@@tbomb2336 That comment was written 2 months ago, and I don't remember the video that well, but I'm pretty sure the video did not specify those as factors in that judgment and probably made it sound more like a vindictive act by the court system. Anyway I'm sure those are the conditions I made that comment under.
as a french small arms repairman who spent three years in afghanistan singing "napalm sticks to kids" with the americans every single night, that reference brought a lot of good memories back !
@@MrSpanks Napalm is a volatile gasoline that has the texture of jelly. Once it sticks to you, you become a human candle. The song was referencing the US bombing of NVA villages during the Vietnam War.
Spectacular opening. "Da Whi Ouse". And not even ninety seconds deep in the story and we have the involvement of Florida Man. I'm not bored anymore, you're a blessing wrapped in a charming brogue, Qxir.
Because it's really the only way to get our governments attention anymore if we keep going on their land they have to stop the very reason we are doing it
2020 was the trailer. The full length feature, if anyone looks into the U.N.s own webpage regarding Agenda 2030, will involve murder hornets killing honeybees, thereby threatening crops and food, more Vax insanity, more purposeful division, and, of course more civil unrest and disenfranchisement. The full length feature has all the hallmarks of a Trilogy at least. Like Vaxing, Elections, and, Globalist Warming politics. There will be zero shortage of talking heads suggesting what we need to believe.
@@joshadkin7021 The actual agenda 2030 from the United Nations aims to end poverty and hunger along with battling climate change but why actually read the document when someone on a Facebook conspiracy group can tell you everything that you need to know
Just wanted to say that you make some of the most entertaining and interesting content on any media or platform and your dry sarcasm and comedic presentation really carries that. Everybody in this household loves you and appreciates you, man. Thanks and stay safe!
Love you're work! So many great stories I'd never have heard otherwise. I love your delivery and sardonic wit. Please keep making more. I'm always so excited to see you in my recommended vids.
@@ZefVolk Question, do you have any articles or anything that the black panthers invaded the Capitol? I’ve only ever seen articles about them occupying the Californian state Capitol.
I took a school trip to DC in 06 when i was a teen and our schedule got messed up so we ended up going to look at the white house around 8pm. We were all dressed up and very bored so i decided id jump up and down by the fence, feigning an attempt at climbing. I noticed shapes moving on the roof of the white house and there were rumors snipers were posted there nightly so i assumed that was them. I waved and shouted, pointing them out directly. My classmates moved away from me. I kept yelling that i could see the men and gave one the finger. To my delight he returned the gesture, slightly backlit by floodlamps on the rear lawn. The other shapes on the roof wiggled again and i presume they were laughing at us both as i figured they were already aiming at me, hence the prior movements. Best school trip ever.
In 2003, a kid in my computer science class, emailed bush jr death threats, and the secret service actually showed up to the school. He was stupid enough to use his school email address, so it was easy work on their part.. They even took the computer he used with them! He's not allowed to use computers anymore either. Shit was crazy.
I just noticed yesterday that you hadn't uploaded in a while. Glad you're back and hope you had a good break! Edit: I can't see this being researched, written, drawn, and filmed in 3 days, so you're timing is incredible.
I was in dc a few years ago and one of us had a good camera. We took a few pictures of the white house, Capitol and nearby buildings. We played spot the sniper back at the hotel. That place is defended.
Good to see QIXR back with some new Tales From the Bottle. Fun Fact: Clingfilm was discovered when napalm was developed. Clingfilm was originally a by-product of napalm production, but I think that they use different processes nowadays.
Fun fact: I’m an Urban Explorer and one of my favorite places to go to is Forest Haven Asylum. What I didn’t know is that it’s down the road from NSA and Fort Meade, and it’s a short 5 minute drive from Tipton Airfield,
"Living your dream blasting 'Fortunate Son' over the exotic jungle of a foreign land. Flying low across the trees, pilots doing what they please, dropping frags on refugees... napalm sticks to kids." Best quote of the video. Hahaha Didn't realize the rime was an old song till I finished the vid.
I simply subscribed to Qxir because of his nonchalant humor and the his deliveries coupled with the accent is effing great! I'll watch boring stories just to hear his funny quips!
This sounds like an extreme security bungle until you realize that 1. The president wasn't there 2. Shooting down the helicopter over the city could have killed innocent people, and 3. There hadn't been any precedent of people flying bombs into U.S. government buildings at that point. So their reaction kind of makes sense. In addition he really got off light all things considered, but I think it's more of a credit to his lawyers than anything for successfully arguing that he had a disturbed mental state, didn't mean to or in the end hurt anyone, and had genuine contrition. The fact that he wasn't dishonorably discharged though is a shocker!
The story has been embellished over the years. Supposedly, Kristofferson _did_ land a helicopter on Cash's property, but neither Cash nor his wife, June, were home at the time.
So the guy was facing only 6 months and a $100 fine, but his lawyers were not happy and wanted to take a chance with the army and he had an arguably a far worse outcome. Those are some shite lawyers
That first guy was kind of a legend those guys weren’t skilled enough and that’s not the time you take the aircraft to the very edge of your control by the ground in a residential area. It just feels like if I was chasing a guy on a motorcycle and flipped myself over independent of him hitting me that he definitely would not get a murder charge I’m the one who accelerated in a tight corner. That second guy was just a looney it seems like he needed a nitwit school.
I toured the White House in 2012. It was free to tour, but you also had to apply like, nearly a year in advance. Provide every bit of information possible too. My teacher got taken aside by the guards because his info didn't match what they had on record, but they let him in. He said that the guard screamed at him when he (teacher) asked to explain this predicament to his students. While, no, the money this guy had to pay wasn't more expensive than a White House tour.... You also have to spend nearly the same length of time just submitting paperwork and getting approved to even go inside.
Love it. More evidence that timur U.S. military turns out such winners. Poor guy though, should've just let him be a pilot lol. Keep the greatness comin man ur awesome!
That man was the celebrity of the prison. "What you in for?" "Just robbed an helicopter to visit the whitehouse and had a helicopter chase with police. Nothing crazy you know"
The mad bastard skillfully evaded various pursuers and Sprinted after taking multiple bullets. I think the military lost their chance at Captain America.
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Your videos are Absolutely Awesome. So entertaining and I admire the artwork. There's something about your voice that is so soothing, I truly enjoy listening and also, You are quite easy on the eyes... 🥰🤗👍
Nice nod to the dust off game.
This was not posted at a good time in America
Would you please pronounce your channel name? The intro ain't clear to understand. Thanks! 🤗
@Qxir day 6 of asking for one on Eddie Chapman
When the army calls the police to get back a helicopter. Cracks me up.
Police: "Police Department, how can we help you?"
Army: "Yea, this is the US-Army. We need your help at retrieving a Huey which position is currently unknown but was last seen towards Washington."
Police: "...... *heavy breathing* ..."
You dont unleash the demon in your own home
"Oh my god. He's stolen one of our helicopters, HOW will we POSSIBLY be able to follow him?"
@@Treblaine it’s almost like they completely ignored the other 29 helicopters on their base hahaha. i mean realistically they couldn’t get involved unless they call in the national guard but still funny to think about.
Spend a little time in the military you’ll find out how incredibly easy stealing any vehicle would be IF you know how to operate it.
He did something crazy and hurt nobody,
A true Madlad
Well, he didn’t hurt anyone, but he did get shot five times
@@idbestshutup4424 Madlad
Didn't hurt anybody, but they still tried to convict him of attempted murder, which is complete BS.
@@edwhatshisname3562 forcing a perusing helicopter into a dive is attempted murder
same with the near miss with the car
@@tbomb2336 That comment was written 2 months ago, and I don't remember the video that well, but I'm pretty sure the video did not specify those as factors in that judgment and probably made it sound more like a vindictive act by the court system. Anyway I'm sure those are the conditions I made that comment under.
“Napalm sticks to kids” is a fuckin bop
Too bad you can’t use it these days without getting REAMED.
@@GIANT406 we used it. Hahah
Hello FBI Agent, I’m an Agent of the crown 🤝
Your goddam right
Right? Ps, highly advise you avoid that search history bud.
Fun fact: Napalm Sticks To Kids was made by a group of US veterans that decided to become musicians after Vietnam.
Fun fact: Napalm Death was made by the friends of the 'kids' after they died in the Vietnam war
you can hear in their voices they experienced the things they are singing about
I thought the song was made by soldiers while stationed in Vietnam near the end of the war
Holy crap!! My PLT Sgt would sign that during formation..
Crispy on the outside.
Gooey on the inside
A bit of black humor is good for taking the edge off the horror of reality.
"Born in Panama City, Florida."
Of course.
hey now
Same thing I thought 😂
Be glad its Florida
What would u say when Florida madness moved to .......I dunno California or Texas?
😆 I was looking for this comment upon hearing the narrator mention his state..
I literally said „Of course he’s born in Florida“ out loud lmao
He truly was an incredible pilot. The army missed out
The army prolly had greater pilots
as a french small arms repairman who spent three years in afghanistan singing "napalm sticks to kids" with the americans every single night, that reference brought a lot of good memories back !
One of the few good memories I would imagine
@@nickrustyson8124 more good memories than bad ones come from those times to be honest, i prefer military life to civilian one. it's easier.
@@petitponeydu7727 u should look st mikeburnfire's military stories on youtube one of them was also a small arms repairman
@@dabtican4953 ahah yeah i know those guys ! They are very funny
@@petitponeydu7727 :D
Fair play to the guy, he had more excitement in one hour than most of us do in a lifetime.
“Offering only vague proverbs in Guidance” isn’t that the Irish way.
Indeed it is, comrade.
Maybe
OF COURSE the guy that flew the heli was from Florida, why am I not suprised
State pride
I actually heard the same story at my school, but instead of death threats it was furry porn. The administration and teachers deny it ever happened.
You *cannot* just leave us with that and not tell the full story
@@NoNo-xh7ru You do not want the full story, you only want the furry porn details, am I right?
Furry or Furby?
Cos this could be either just plain ol' disturbing, or life-altering, PTSD type disturbing..
which president was it
@@FriedrichHerschel
I am from the US government these files are too sensitive for eyes.
I had to take them, you did not see anything.
'Napalm sticks to kids!' - What a jolly song!
@Yabobe O'Boyle oh my god! So it's basically a plastic fire?!
@Yabobe O'Boyle do you get a big problem with witches in Senegal?!
@Yabobe O'Boyle what the fuck did you talk about lol
@@MrSpanks Napalm is a volatile gasoline that has the texture of jelly. Once it sticks to you, you become a human candle.
The song was referencing the US bombing of NVA villages during the Vietnam War.
@@MadWatcher 😔
Spectacular opening. "Da Whi Ouse". And not even ninety seconds deep in the story and we have the involvement of Florida Man. I'm not bored anymore, you're a blessing wrapped in a charming brogue, Qxir.
Where the president lives
The timing on this post is amazing considering he probably researched and recorded before the current events of the white house
You mean capitol they attacked the capitol not the white house
@xirsamoht x no this is the first I’ve ever seen this video from Qxir
Why do people like illegally going on federal property so much
It’s only fun if it’s illegal
Because it's really the only way to get our governments attention anymore if we keep going on their land they have to stop the very reason we are doing it
@@chickenwarriorr it's only fun if it's illegal
Cuz it’s fun
Don't start
The attention to detail is so good that he animated him in the proper pilot seat for a helicopter. I’m impressed
America is just one big GTA V lobby
literally considering how low this guy was flying this is gta type of shit
Well... you're not wrong
I’m Australian but I’m guessing America’s close to having flying motorbikes that are accessible to the public for some reason
Well america is better cause it dont got flying bikes in it
*On behalf of the company* “we agree”
When you hear "Florida man" and "helicopter" in the same sentence you know it's not gonna end well.
"Born in Florida" Ahhh that explains everything
You seem like the type of guy to listen to napalm sticks to kids
And I respect it
Sounds like a 2020 moment
2021
Like two days ago
2020 was the trailer. The full length feature, if anyone looks into the U.N.s own webpage regarding Agenda 2030, will involve murder hornets killing honeybees, thereby threatening crops and food, more Vax insanity, more purposeful division, and, of course more civil unrest and disenfranchisement. The full length feature has all the hallmarks of a Trilogy at least. Like Vaxing, Elections, and, Globalist Warming politics.
There will be zero shortage of talking heads suggesting what we need to believe.
@@joshadkin7021 The actual agenda 2030 from the United Nations aims to end poverty and hunger along with battling climate change but why actually read the document when someone on a Facebook conspiracy group can tell you everything that you need to know
@@dr.woozie7500 I feel like they ment to say 2021 also, but we may never know, lol
This reminds me of a German guy that landed his airplane on the Red Square in 1987. You should make a vid about him!
Der olle Matthias Rust
This is one of the BEST series on RUclips period!
Just wanted to say that you make some of the most entertaining and interesting content on any media or platform and your dry sarcasm and comedic presentation really carries that.
Everybody in this household loves you and appreciates you, man. Thanks and stay safe!
What a time to talk about the white house right now ....
white house is not the capital.
Hunter well it's important governs t building I'd say it White House than capital as the most important American buildings
Why?
@@obviouslytwo4u there are people storming the capital over the election.
You need further education on the English language
good to know a person from my hometown did something of note, unlike anyone else from here
What an absolute legend, I love him so much
Hello from Serbia Subotica from A VERY VERY BIG FAN!! VIVA LA IRELAND!
A vsauce video and a Qxir video on the same day?
Now this is epic
Who
@@TheJoethud22 whoms't
Nah. This is RUclips.
You are quickly becoming one of my favorite presentation methods on yt.
“Blasting ‘Fortunate Son’ over the exotic jungles of a foreign land….” 😂😂😂 That freakin’ hilarious, Qxir!
I like this tale, good for Preston. All in good fun as he was trying to hurt nobody
Loved the Napalm Sticks to Kids reference.
Don’t ever stop uploading, man. Obair mhaith, lad
Love you're work! So many great stories I'd never have heard otherwise. I love your delivery and sardonic wit. Please keep making more. I'm always so excited to see you in my recommended vids.
Next up: List of security breaches of Capitol Hill
Next up battle of bunker hill part 2
The black panthers invading was an interesting one.
@@ZefVolk Question, do you have any articles or anything that the black panthers invaded the Capitol? I’ve only ever seen articles about them occupying the Californian state Capitol.
Bombing of 1983
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LOOOVE that poem about flying low across the trees. Great writing all over on this channel.
This made me smile. Great work as always.
Add psychic to your resume. Your timing is ironic perfection.
Another great story I never heard before! Great work lad
As a resident of Panama City, Florida, it doesn't surprise me that he's from here.
Lmao !
Sound likes something that happened in the last 2 days
I took a school trip to DC in 06 when i was a teen and our schedule got messed up so we ended up going to look at the white house around 8pm. We were all dressed up and very bored so i decided id jump up and down by the fence, feigning an attempt at climbing. I noticed shapes moving on the roof of the white house and there were rumors snipers were posted there nightly so i assumed that was them. I waved and shouted, pointing them out directly. My classmates moved away from me. I kept yelling that i could see the men and gave one the finger. To my delight he returned the gesture, slightly backlit by floodlamps on the rear lawn. The other shapes on the roof wiggled again and i presume they were laughing at us both as i figured they were already aiming at me, hence the prior movements.
Best school trip ever.
Where else have I recently seen someone unlawfully entering a government building before?
How should I know what you've seen
Sad to see he's no longer around, only a yr younger than me. Glad he found happiness in his life.
"Robert was born in Florida"
Enough said
Really glad you're back man
In 2003, a kid in my computer science class, emailed bush jr death threats, and the secret service actually showed up to the school.
He was stupid enough to use his school email address, so it was easy work on their part.. They even took the computer he used with them! He's not allowed to use computers anymore either. Shit was crazy.
Lol
Proud of you for calling yourself on the Maryland jawn
He didn’t even get dishonorably discharged, that’s nuts
I just noticed yesterday that you hadn't uploaded in a while. Glad you're back and hope you had a good break!
Edit: I can't see this being researched, written, drawn, and filmed in 3 days, so you're timing is incredible.
Me: In light of current events this should be interesting.
QXIR: he was born in Panama Florida...
Me: God Dam It!!!
What a timely video.
No way a government building could be so unguarded that some one can get to it.
"Hmm, what's like the most illegal thing I could do with this helicopter I just stole"
I’m pretty sure he was pardoned by Nixon too
my name is Preston and this video makes me feel good and bad at the same time.
I was in dc a few years ago and one of us had a good camera. We took a few pictures of the white house, Capitol and nearby buildings. We played spot the sniper back at the hotel. That place is defended.
At the end of the day this mad lad actually achieved something. The old days were so much different
Living in Panama city for a few years, I can confirm that there are people that are capable of this.
Fun fact: The tail is wagging the dog is a proverb meaning that something less important is control something way more important than it.
Qxir posted; it’s a good day.
Good to see QIXR back with some new Tales From the Bottle.
Fun Fact: Clingfilm was discovered when napalm was developed. Clingfilm was originally a by-product of napalm production, but I think that they use different processes nowadays.
So basically: This incident is another in a long line of failures in just about every system the US has to offer.
Fun fact:
I’m an Urban Explorer and one of my favorite places to go to is Forest Haven Asylum. What I didn’t know is that it’s down the road from NSA and Fort Meade, and it’s a short 5 minute drive from Tipton Airfield,
"Living your dream blasting 'Fortunate Son' over the exotic jungle of a foreign land.
Flying low across the trees, pilots doing what they please, dropping frags on refugees... napalm sticks to kids."
Best quote of the video. Hahaha
Didn't realize the rime was an old song till I finished the vid.
I simply subscribed to Qxir because of his nonchalant humor and the his deliveries coupled with the accent is effing great! I'll watch boring stories just to hear his funny quips!
So the title should be “Florida Man steals military helicopter lands on White House lawn”
Just a genuine good guy who wanted a tour .
"Man lands helicopter on White House Lawn" almost sounds like an Onion headline.
People who say fuck it and just do whatever they want for a day make the best stories.
The dude was from Florida...well that practically explains the entire story doesn't it.
"It'd cost you more for a tour. Fucking hell, you may as well at that point."
Classic.
Every time Qxir shows up in my sub feed, it brightens up my day :D Best youtuber ever! Yes, me included. He's better than my channel lol.
Missed you mate, glad you´re back!!
He got off incredibly well considering if he had tried that today he would have been blown to bits before the chopper got off the ground.
Cory in the House is one of my favorite animes, along with Toy Story and airplane instruction videos from the 80s.
Don't be scared to call it Merry Land, makes us sound like an amusement park
Disneyrica
LoL. I love your story telling. Especially all the well placed sarcasm and swearing. LoL.
"i have many more" but i fucking watched them all
Same here...
They're too good to not watch
He did that on the day I was born!!! 17/1/1974!! Legend
How has this already got a dislike it's been out for 2 minutes and the video is 9 minutes long. some people...
..Ex girlfriends
Probably came from one of the people who's been caught jumping the fence and they're mad they didn't think to steal a chopper.
That's me skipping through CNN videos 👩🔧🇺🇲🇷🇺
This sounds like an extreme security bungle until you realize that 1. The president wasn't there 2. Shooting down the helicopter over the city could have killed innocent people, and 3. There hadn't been any precedent of people flying bombs into U.S. government buildings at that point. So their reaction kind of makes sense.
In addition he really got off light all things considered, but I think it's more of a credit to his lawyers than anything for successfully arguing that he had a disturbed mental state, didn't mean to or in the end hurt anyone, and had genuine contrition. The fact that he wasn't dishonorably discharged though is a shocker!
Didn't Kris Kristofferson do something like this to give Johnny Cash a mixtape?
The story has been embellished over the years. Supposedly, Kristofferson _did_ land a helicopter on Cash's property, but neither Cash nor his wife, June, were home at the time.
A hell of a pilot, a goddamn hell of a pilot.
So the guy was facing only 6 months and a $100 fine, but his lawyers were not happy and wanted to take a chance with the army and he had an arguably a far worse outcome. Those are some shite lawyers
Federal charges are also very light with tame jails and prisons. You DO NOT WANT to be jailed by the US military, you may not survive even a week.
A yo for real for real. You said Maryland right the whole time. Good job mate, from Baltimore with love.
That first guy was kind of a legend those guys weren’t skilled enough and that’s not the time you take the aircraft to the very edge of your control by the ground in a residential area. It just feels like if I was chasing a guy on a motorcycle and flipped myself over independent of him hitting me that he definitely would not get a murder charge I’m the one who accelerated in a tight corner. That second guy was just a looney it seems like he needed a nitwit school.
I toured the White House in 2012. It was free to tour, but you also had to apply like, nearly a year in advance. Provide every bit of information possible too. My teacher got taken aside by the guards because his info didn't match what they had on record, but they let him in. He said that the guard screamed at him when he (teacher) asked to explain this predicament to his students.
While, no, the money this guy had to pay wasn't more expensive than a White House tour.... You also have to spend nearly the same length of time just submitting paperwork and getting approved to even go inside.
Ohh.. so the Napalm sticking to kids was actually a song then 😂🤣😂
Classic banger beat we used to play in Vietnam. Kids these days will never understand. 😤😤😤😤
@@foxtailedcritterawful profile picture.
Love it. More evidence that timur U.S. military turns out such winners. Poor guy though, should've just let him be a pilot lol. Keep the greatness comin man ur awesome!
I’m surprised that didn’t happen Wednesday
Why? The mob's leader already lives there.
Your videos land right into my notifications and steal my heart.
Ah yes, I remember this mission in Payday 2
That man was the celebrity of the prison.
"What you in for?"
"Just robbed an helicopter to visit the whitehouse and had a helicopter chase with police. Nothing crazy you know"
Corey aint in the house anymore.....😭
The mad bastard skillfully evaded various pursuers and Sprinted after taking multiple bullets. I think the military lost their chance at Captain America.
He got less time than Dodgy Dan for having northern lights in his attic
The timing of this video is impeccable
Oof Cory in a different house now.