Him: hesitates Me: Cmon keep it for a bit Him: keeps losing Him: See, we are humans and we learn from our mistakes Him: Loses F- edit: omg so many likes thanks -
"If someone doesn't like your new logo you play the Club Penguin dance" - RUclips comment section of the announcement of your new logo, the first hate comment you find
Honestly the lesson Para tries to teach us without contradicting himself is super wholesome and i took ot to heart while laughing my ass off at him trying so hard not to cuss i did try unfair mario and i got so pissed off i started cussing in my native language (my lil bro was present at the time)
“For every country you infect, you have to sing that country’s national anthem.” -Plague Inc. Edit: I didn’t copy anyone, I came up with this by myself, because I am quite a fan of Plague Inc. I know the top comment says the same thing, check the replies to that comment :) edit 2: came back a year later, and people are still calling it copied. believe what you want, but when i commented this, i scrolled down the comment section because people were calling it copied, and the other comment was posted literally 3 hours after mine.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear eton
Игры
Its funny how he keeps talking to not lose his sanity every minute.
Ah finaly a normal comment
True
Ayyyy normal comment
Finally some good -f*cking- comment
He makes it a lesson instead
"If you start talking, the video ends"
-Unfair Mario
@Melvin Pougoue that's exactly why it's funny
*_Video Turns Out 1 Second Long._*
Sea Gaming genius
@Melvin Pougoue he has videos of 2 second videos
balkan
Imagine unfair mario if every death was followed by a pop-up ad
The video ends instantly
That would be unfair
Cover the whole screen with a pop up ad right before getting killed so when the ad is gone they see the death screen and don't know why they died.
Now that's very unfair
You just get a mobile game.
Fun Fact:His anger bar is actually the red bar under the video and it shows how mad he is.
Yes
Literally
true
TRUE TRUE 🤣
But who aksed
“If you find a curse word, the video ends”
-google, child friendly
"Sexual Abuse" shows up first
@@zunlise2341 Omg GOOGLE GET THIS RIGHT
Spiler alert
@@zunlise2341 shit-
i was guna like this but its at 666 likes
"I am learning"
*proceeds to die 6 times in a row*
A normal comment
Impossible
Oh nice! Normal comment :D
@raphael cernay why?
@raphael cernay what?? But normal comments are actually relieving! There are too many "if" comments
@Nelson Lantican it’s a joke
"if you say something not child friendly the video ends"
Parashock: fuu..un
He wanted the video to end there but the editor had other plans
😂😂
@@lastmabue9268 😂😂😂😂
if you say something that is not child friendly the vidio ends.
parashock:...FUUUUCK
LOL. That is amazing
Parashock trying to be family friendly is the most simultaneously hilarious and painful thing ever.
Yep
*p a i n*
69th like nice
Fr
*Parashock loses his sanity for 8 minutes*
he already lose like more than half of his sanity in the beginning
he is probably dying
Lol
OH MY GOODNESS A NORMAL COMMENT
How are you here again
“If you win, the video ends”
-World’s Hardest Game (Livestream)
Gaming with Shao best idea I’ve seen for a while
Torture
some men just want to watch the world burn
Hmm it wouldn’t be a video at the time
I didn’t even see this until I posted my comment
5:54
-"As long as you stay *CALM* "
**Calm intensifies**
“As long as you stay calm, everything will be fine.”
People in insane asylums:
There are dying slowly
“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.”
Hello my vn friend
my god only one reply lets make it two
haha
ok
Lol i think this never get old
Alternative tilte: second grader trying not to swear because teacher is in the classroom...
That be great for a reupload
@Austin S
You mean title edit?
Lol
HAHA
XD
"I'm not gonna say those 'Nono' words" -ParashockX 2020, also known as Josh
Wait is he a josh will he be at the josh fight
@@videofreak6454 yes it is
but...COPPA allows swearing,and this video came out in 2020,money isn't the only motivation to live
who’s parashockX 2020????
Your watching ParashockX and it's ParashockX in 2020
I love how he’s actually trying to tell true and positive information while playing in insanely rage inducing game
“Not stressed enough to a point where I’m gonna quit the ga-“
**spike**
*_”FU-“_*
Some Guy *LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA*
@@justnozomichr ck
Nice 169 likes
CK
haaa
Alternate Title : A Man Trying To Hold his Rage for 8 Minutes.
9*
User_KV it’s 8 minutes and 53 seconds there fore 8 minutes
@@supanoodleman1707 can you at least say less than 9 minutes?
What's Up Sonic The God.exe
This video got 2 top normal comments so far. That's awesome
Girls: "Boys aren't child friendly"
Boys after seeing their crush say that:
I aM LEaRLEaRNing
I aM a CaLm MaN
evry second of the every second of the video: "it is ok, stay CALM!!!"
"If someone finds out you're a youtuber the video ends"
-Any online game that has voice chat (You gotta speak in voice)
Nice idea
OOF. But some people don’t know him. So, his luck is very slim but it is possible.
@@KarstenPHT at least he is gonna have fun and finally upload a long video XD
@@Harleywastakenwastaken this one was kinda long
@@dynastycreeper83 yeah, this video is kind of long. But he generally rarely uploads long videos.
I love how much he tries to convince himself he’s sane.
Parashock: "learn from your mistakes"
Me: SoMe MiStAkEs GeT mAdE, tHaT's AlRiGht ThAt'S oKaY
In tHe End ItS bETter fOr Me tHaTS THe MoRAl oF thE sToRY bABe~
xD
I don't get it, is this a joke I'm too Boomer to understand
@@dbjdkjshfk pain*
@@dbjdkjshfk oh sorry
8:27 I’m getting stressed it’s ok tho not stressed enough to a point where I’m gonna quit the game
* loses *
FU-!!!
* video ends *
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"If you fail you eat something spicy"
- Duolingo Spanish Lessons
And then he dies
jaja yo no fallaria XD
@@3miplus660 Ya fallaste en poner la tilde a fallaría 😔
If u fail you eat one of ur fans
More like "If you fail light yourself on fire to end suffering before bird breaks in"
“A family friendly Channel”
*Karen has entered the chat*
“Fu-“
*Karen is calling the manager*
Lmao 😂🤣
RUclips: 👀
*Kirby is calling the police*
Sueing...
Sueing..
Sueing.
Sueing..
Sueing...
Your carrier is over Karen
LOLZ
"if you find a sad person the video ends"
-google search: happy
Him: hesitates
Me: Cmon keep it for a bit
Him: keeps losing
Him: See, we are humans and we learn from our mistakes
Him: Loses
F-
edit: omg so many likes thanks -
him:oof
uuuuuuuu...n
no...
"You can learn from mistakes"
Me and the boys after a math test: *BIG brain intensifies*
Me after being born: *BIG BRAIN INTENSIFIES*
😂😂
@@brady3920 me after dying: BODN QEXN THAT IS THE NAME OF GOD
Squid ward after finding out mayonaise is in fact an instrument: * forehead becomes bigger that patricks torso *
@@RickCore0H me after falling off a cliff: *BIG brain intensifies*
Me: finally a video long enough to entertain me. Me in my heart: say the f word
Thx for not spamming "if you" comments
Chinzorig we don’t do that here
Chinzorig “if someones in the reply section say’s don’t give an if you suggestion, the video ends
Well that’s dumb
i wanna like the comment but it’s at 420-
Change the title to:
"Try not to laugh child friendly edition"
tru not to lautgh but COPPA will murder me edition*
i love how you can hear and visibly see his fury but he covers up the rage deep down and chains it up as much as he can
"Not stressed enough to a point that i will quit the game- FUUU
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CK
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CK
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"If you say the f-word, your mouse sensitivity increase"
- Getting over it
Or just a swear word
you: "watch out for those potholes" me: "WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!!!!!"
plot twist: he cut out all the cussing
Lmao i love how he just pauses e every time he dies, you can feel his rage slowly building up
Lol
E
E
E
That’s the games automatic pause button to allow the player to feel bad about how many deaths they have
I can literally hear the rage in his voice... 😂
Sunny same
100th like
Same
Same
@@satbehindyouinmath4252 hi boi where is baby
“If you find Sonic, the video ends,”
Google search-Mario
"If you find computer mouse, the video ends"
-Google search: Mouse
That was way too easy
@Juls Draws *sudo wipe computer mice universe*
"If you find school, the video ends"
Google Search: hell
Hahah lol good idea 🤪
Google search: shooting
@@henkdesteen6267 south park did it already so it's not too soon
Yes
If you find guns the video ends
Google search: school supplies
If you die, the brightness lowers
-any shooter game
And the brightness gets higher for each death, but for another video
Any game*
Lemme guess, if he do that challenge he probably will choose Valorant
he already did that ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@zoomboi4204 haha I have not fallen for your trap
I love how ParashockX is acting like he's teaching children about how we shouldn't get mad and acting like little kids are watching 😀👍🎵🎶
"if u get a notification the video ends"
-your phone
I love how he loses his sanity more and more everytime he dies
ah finaly a stolen comment
Stolen comment alert
"If you stop reading backwards the video ends"
- Any Dr.Seuss book
Noicee
Epic
Good one!
don't be sad because it ended,be happy coz it happened
Perfect
0:03 ahem did the vid end
-If I say something not child friendly, the video ends - Unfair Mario
-Kids liked that
"If someone doesn't like your new logo you play the Club Penguin dance"
- RUclips comment section of the announcement of your new logo, the first hate comment you find
Took me 29 images in around 15 seconds XD
“If you curse you have to stay silent for 30 seconds”
-Minecraft Hardcore
O
minecraft hardcore in the end*
No
he has to be silent so he shuts up
*Terraria Hardcore Master Mode
1:52 LOL i live how he says his “calm” its very calm
every time he dies, you can feel the anger building up more XD
Parashock: just keep calm
*Dies*
Parashock:JUST KEEP CALM
FU
woah, a normal comment
Nice a normal comment
Every time he says “It’s ok” I feel his soul leave his body further
Honestly the lesson Para tries to teach us without contradicting himself is super wholesome and i took ot to heart while laughing my ass off at him trying so hard not to cuss i did try unfair mario and i got so pissed off i started cussing in my native language (my lil bro was present at the time)
Ngl he sounded like mokey or sr pelo when he said
"OH BOY"
IKR
8:28 it's oké though not stressed
Enough to a point where i'm gonna
Quit the ga-
(died instantly)
FU--
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Nice save no one saw (wipes head with a napkin)
"If someone disconnects, your videos ends"
- Splatoon 2
The video is gonna be 2 seconds
0.0000001 second long video
problem is that i don't think he can record switch games. i hope he actually does this tho
Oof
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html he've done
4:21 for a sec i thought he was gonna say the face of danger
I thought he said: “I need to be careful, and watch out for those buttholes!” * Mario jumps up enthusiasticlly *
“If you miss a shot, the video ends”
- Wii Sports Resort: Basketball Pick Up Game
Steven Rodriguez then what’s this also it’s not a rick roll ruclips.net/video/eY52Zsg-KVI/видео.html
Trxsh Gang forever well, I mean it’s not
E
Trxsh Gang forever im not falling for that
So u want him to buy a wii
He sounds like a grandma when he says no no words
Agreed
Aggre
Michael Lee
Dead link
@@whitebloodcell8916 ew wtf, thank god I can erase history
@@whitebloodcell8916 you disgust me
Its fun watching Parashock slowly ascend into madness but refraining to admit it by swearing because of the challenge
“If you scream, you donate money to charity”
- Any horror game
“If you get annoyed the video ends” - The narrator is a d
The video is litteraly going to end 10 seconds after he plays it
What game is that? Sounds interesting
@@unknownwill4th549 its what it sounds like
@@ohitscryo oh
“If you miss a shot, the game ends”
- Wii Sports Resort: Basketball Pick Up Game
This will be maybe next
instant death
You can really hear the RAGE in his voice! And he said "no-no words" ALOT-
Him: I A M L E A R N I N G.
Me: no school at summer!
"If you feel disturbed, the video ends"
-Salad Fingers (youtube)
RUclips or google
Evie Snow RUclips probably, I’ve seen the videos, it won’t last long
Hello..
I like rusty spoons...
That shit is gonna give me nightmares
YES WE NEED
"if you get disconnected or get a server error, the video ends"
-GTA Online
-Fallout 76
Sooooo... No video
NAH i know a better game
MARIO KART 8 (DELUXE)
SPLATOON 2
Suvan TM \\ SuvanTheMinecraftian nope red dead online is worse
Yes plz
ParashockX: uploads a video that claims to be family friendly.
Me: checks if the miniplayer is active.
6:15 this is the point of the game where it becomes more unfair by becoming fair
Josh: "This is fun. We're having a fun time."
COPPA: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
Who is josh??
pieter gaming yeah wth is josh?
@@ParmanRS PARASHOCKX
@@ParmanRS Parashockx his name is josh
pieter gaming uncultured swine
"If you touch a cactus, the video ends."
-Internet connection dinosaur game
Andy Uren he already did that...
So basically "if you die the video ends"
@@markwonmally4423 no because birds
Crispy children why why did we have to get Rick rolled
If you kill a scientist, the video ends
-jetpack joyride
This is how many times he said "as long as i remain calm", "we are learning today"
and "no no words"
“For every country you infect, you have to sing that country’s national anthem.”
-Plague Inc.
Edit: I didn’t copy anyone, I came up with this by myself, because I am quite a fan of Plague Inc. I know the top comment says the same thing, check the replies to that comment :)
edit 2: came back a year later, and people are still calling it copied. believe what you want, but when i commented this, i scrolled down the comment section because people were calling it copied, and the other comment was posted literally 3 hours after mine.
Good one dude 😂👍
Best one ever
That's amazing Meghan
Gets to russia - USSR theme
Yessss
*"if you say no kid friendly words, the video ends"*
*"his mind: I really wanna curse."*
*"also him: FUU-"*
Donna Elston, the first part made me laugh a lot. 0:01
-UN!
"If you rage the video gets faster"
-Grumpy Cats Worst Game Ever
“we learn from our mistakes”
-Parashock but in family friendly :D
“If I stop talking, the video ends” Any game
He already did that with Mcraft
Rap god mode: on
That is impossible
Nintengon R is it tho
"If you hit a bomb, the video ends."
- Fruit Ninja
parashock: screams like crazy
also parashock: as long as i stay calm
Para: "Now, you see not everything in life"
Ad: *THE AMAZING OPTIMUM*
If you die the brightness get reduce until you can't see anything...
- any game..
Good one
A horror game would make this short-
Geometry dash
Anh Triết Bill would be good with the siren head game where you jump straight to the hame
This would go great with getting over it.
When you fall, brightness goes down...
You really wanted to say something not child friendly this entire time didn’t you
I would like this comment but it's at 69 likes
Thank you for this comment, I now know that he wanted to cuss the hole time. 👏
@@God-mc2pw *whole
*Yes.*
Lol
Alternative title : ParashockX being agressively calm for 9 minutes
You sounded mental the entire time I still don't know how you did this for over 8 minutes I know I can't
“I’m stressed but not stressed to the point where I’m gonna quit the ga-“
*Chiiiiiinnnng*
“FUUUUU-“
*outro music*
LaLaLaLaLaLaaaa! *music*. *higher music*. *video ends*
WHO RUINED THE 69 LIKES???
8:27 :((
Ahh yes a normal comment
"If you die, the video ends"
-Dumb ways to die
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear eton
@@AxxLAfriku I've seen you literally everywhere
@@AxxLAfriku what
37seconds
@@angelat2146 he self promotes everywhere in a secret way
Love your vids man! ❤️
ParashockX: “we are not gonna say any of those Nono words
My sister not even 2 seconds into the game: “FLIP FLOP CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! REEEEEE!”
This is what smiling for the picture when you don't want to feels like.
If you die the controls change.
Any shooting game.
Of course he’ll pick overwatch
@Vallo Khio if he does this he’ll probably do valorant
Oh that's going to be hard when it says that there are unassigned controls
Touhou 15 lmao
It’s IF NOT WHEN
Parashock: That’s okay! We all learn from these mistakes!
Parashock inside: *my pain is immeasurable and my life is ruined.*
ParaShockX: we learn from our mistakes
ParaShockX's brain: *visible frustration*
More like: If I say something not child friendly the video gets *DemOnITIzeD*
DemonIzed?
You sound like a teacher trying not to swear infront of their class
I can hear the pain in his voice. I felt the pain so badly.
When you're so focused on getting the video to 8 minutes by not failing the challenge that you keep forgetting the level's trolls