"I started crying when I started reading...this book.....that I was writing." This. It's almost like he forgot he had written it. Maybe he had a ghost writer write it, and had forgotten that his name was on it. Either way, I'm @#$@ dead...
This is the jet guy who said he bought a Cessna Citation Jet...CASH. And because of "jealousy" felt by the people, he bought a more expensive jet...CASH. He then said "Act happy over my blessings.". See John Oliver's bit on televangelists.
Before the video I would have been sure that it was just a reference to the televangelist's favorite metaphor; sowing seeds (money) to reap future rewards. But now...now I don't know
If you're talking about Kenneth Copeland, he's actually still whining about people being on his case about his (four?) multimillion-dollar jets. He's the worst kind of person lmao
Creepy, disturbing, do not let this man do one-on-one counselling with any female, especially teens. And no sense letting him counsel males lest he infect them with his icky views on women. I once cried over my writing when I read it a year later. The writing was awful. My dream of being a writer died a little bit that day. On the positive side at least I’d grown enough to recognize it was bad writing.
He's a complete creep. So many of these god-botherers just don't get how repugnantly sleazy they are. Makes you want to go take a bath after seeing this.
@@wallraven55 Did you not watch the clip all the way through? It's only a minute and a quarter, or are you not even able to concentrate that long? 😝 The creep said that he cried when he read what he had himself written. Please don't make me mansplain why Chris Connors' comment was a humorous take on that.
@@wallraven55 That distresses me deeply. I don't know if I'll ever recover from such a deep, truly cutting response. All I can do is beg on bended knees for your mercy, and perhaps forgiveness.
At some point this guy has got to look at himself and say: “Shit, everything I believe isn’t backed up by a single line in this 20th century translation of this 4th century compilation of 2nd century stories about a first century Jewish boy that seems to fulfil some thousand year old indistinct prophecy.”
Lol, although almost all of the NT is generally agreed to be first century. Some scholars put some of the shorter letters and Revelation early to mid (thats pretty fringe) second but the Gospels, Acts and Paul's non and somewhat contested letters are all held to be first century.
_"That which can not be unseen."_ As part of my duties I managed the Terms of Service department while programming and running data centers. In 20 years, I've seen, heard, and read a lot of disgusting stuff (11 of which resulted in multiple decades of prison for the perp). While this is bad, it's about a .08 on the scale of 1 to 11 for me. FYI: After a bad one, we had to have psychologists in for the entire team - their recommendation was that front line workers be cycled out with in 4 to 6 months, max, more like 2 or 3 when possible, for their mental health.
Taken with more context, I could see some of this stuff making sense. But that long, introspective, regret-laden pause after that marriage statement… Ain’t no context for that other than pastor needs prayer. 😂
i started crying when i started reading … this book … that i was writing … that i am reading … before crying … because noone bought one… so i am trying … selling … by crying… “ … or he was crying because the deadline was tomorrow and he havent started writing… and when he read it… he cried again… it was so bad… :)
"I started crying when I started reading...this book.....that I was writing." This. It's almost like he forgot he had written it. Maybe he had a ghost writer write it, and had forgotten that his name was on it. Either way, I'm @#$@ dead...
To be fair, as a writer myself, that sounds exactly like something I'd say about my own stories. 🤣
That 100% sounds like something Garth Marenghi would say.
You'd also cry while writing a book if you forgot how to spell seven words in a ten-word sentence
I think he's much more humble than you would understand.
LOL 😂
This is the jet guy who said he bought a Cessna Citation Jet...CASH. And because of "jealousy" felt by the people, he bought a more expensive jet...CASH. He then said "Act happy over my blessings.". See John Oliver's bit on televangelists.
Can we just appreciate for a moment that one of his phone numbers is *-SEED* 😂
Praise seed! 😁
I would like to unsee this please 🤦♀️
Before the video I would have been sure that it was just a reference to the televangelist's favorite metaphor; sowing seeds (money) to reap future rewards. But now...now I don't know
AN ALMIGHTY SEED!!!
"Spread thy seed" He commanded!
That long pause. He was in some deep thought...
Unintentional comedic timing
So that’s what the “I bought two jets, cash, act happy for me” guy became…
If you're talking about Kenneth Copeland, he's actually still whining about people being on his case about his (four?) multimillion-dollar jets. He's the worst kind of person lmao
@@arche2460 No not Kenneth Copeland, the guy from this video was also featured in that televangelists episode they did back in their early days.
That dye job couldn’t have been less convincing of it was neon purple.
That last one about the book sent me over the edge.
Creepy, disturbing, do not let this man do one-on-one counselling with any female, especially teens. And no sense letting him counsel males lest he infect them with his icky views on women.
I once cried over my writing when I read it a year later. The writing was awful. My dream of being a writer died a little bit that day. On the positive side at least I’d grown enough to recognize it was bad writing.
He's a complete creep. So many of these god-botherers just don't get how repugnantly sleazy they are.
Makes you want to go take a bath after seeing this.
Where did the second paragraph come from? What does it even mean?
@@wallraven55 Did you not watch the clip all the way through? It's only a minute and a quarter, or are you not even able to concentrate that long? 😝
The creep said that he cried when he read what he had himself written. Please don't make me mansplain why Chris Connors' comment was a humorous take on that.
@@christopherbedford9897 Your comment was annoying to read
@@wallraven55 That distresses me deeply. I don't know if I'll ever recover from such a deep, truly cutting response. All I can do is beg on bended knees for your mercy, and perhaps forgiveness.
🤮🤮🤮
Also, "I started crying when I was reading this book... that I was writing" 🤣🤣🤣
Probably says something about me that I'd rather have the food he was describing than whatever fantasy was rattling around in his head.
Asexuality is valid!
Have some cake and a pleasant time invading Denmark.
"Porking" beans, yum
That was super creepy.
Man, Daredevil's brother really went in a different direction from his twin.
HA! Good catch!
Is this an authentic reference to the identical twin that Stan Lee Matt Murdock had made up but who is now A REAL CHARACTERS
@@jaynenunya6070 That would be the reference I was making, yes.
That was the least sexy 1:16 of my life.
(The 0:03 was for John Oliver’s introduction.)
11/10 comment, Anne.
Actually, I'm gonna make it the least sexy 1:12 because the announcer guy is always a pleasure to listen to.
At some point this guy has got to look at himself and say:
“Shit, everything I believe isn’t backed up by a single line in this 20th century translation of this 4th century compilation of 2nd century stories about a first century Jewish boy that seems to fulfil some thousand year old indistinct prophecy.”
Lol, although almost all of the NT is generally agreed to be first century. Some scholars put some of the shorter letters and Revelation early to mid (thats pretty fringe) second but the Gospels, Acts and Paul's non and somewhat contested letters are all held to be first century.
I'm really sorry I watched this. That which can not be unseen. 😳
Hence why I immediately scrolled down and started reading the comments. There are some things that just... No.
_"That which can not be unseen."_
As part of my duties I managed the Terms of Service department while programming and running data centers.
In 20 years, I've seen, heard, and read a lot of disgusting stuff (11 of which resulted in multiple decades of prison for the perp).
While this is bad, it's about a .08 on the scale of 1 to 11 for me. FYI: After a bad one, we had to have psychologists in for the entire team - their recommendation was that front line workers be cycled out with in 4 to 6 months, max, more like 2 or 3 when possible, for their mental health.
Hats off to John Oliver - this was hilarious!
Well he isn't shy with his contact details, so... how about some light trolling?
Taken with more context, I could see some of this stuff making sense. But that long, introspective, regret-laden pause after that marriage statement… Ain’t no context for that other than pastor needs prayer. 😂
Guarantee you will find that guy on Grindr 🤣
0:07 Before meth.
0:17 After meth.
This is hilarious...up to a point. Then your gorge rises.
Wait, what? Put it back in your pants!
Follower of Jesus...I think Jesus should watch his back
I do like me some mounds. Coconut and chocolate is a good combo.
Don’t you mean Almond Joy? This segment’s got nuts, Mounds don’t.
Who likes short shorts? He likes short shorts.
That is the Trump of Televangelists! "I started crying when I was reading this book that I was writing."
It's time Megareverend and CEO of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption returns. Praise be!
At time marker 0:50, when he let's himself fantasize and it's caught on camera....That's the cherry on the cake!..ROTFLMAO😂😂
Unintentional comedic timing
If Quagmire was in that clip saying "Giggity" every time that priest said something sexual. Quagmire would collapse from exhaustion..
It's like a peak into a personal therapy session
"Ways to SOW....!
Into our ministry."
As if there isn't enough reasons to stay away from religion.
I want more of this guy he’s hilarious!
0:30 that's not a marriage that's a roadside dinner 🤦
"Goddy has a great body."
-Jim Caddick
Where do they find these gems?
i started crying when i started reading … this book … that i was writing … that i am reading … before crying … because noone bought one… so i am trying … selling … by crying… “
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or he was crying because the deadline was tomorrow and he havent started writing… and when he read it… he cried again… it was so bad… :)
Unintentional comedic timing
Goodness this was an unpleasent watch. I am Christian and engage with all sorts of different Christians and have never come across anyone like this.
This is why religious organizations shouldn’t be tax exempt.
Idk. Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption could buy another private plane with that money
Damn straight!
Wrong. That is like comparing snake oil salesmen to legit doctors. Do not paint everyone with that broad brush stroke!
I love your channel and I hope that one day John Oliver calls you out on his show
He did. Look up his bit on televangelists.
What the actual fuck?
this is the most appropriate comment in the whole section
OG twitch streamers
What is going on right now
Which episode is this from?
I've heard of being into feet, but toenails is quite a specific fetish.
Is he trying to get people to be closer to God or is he trying to be a pick up artist?
man's gotta fund his stripper-habit somehow i guess.
Yes.
yes.
WHAT!
0:52 , thinks "I wonder what sex with a woman is like"
That is one thirsty televangelist. Very creepy man!
I won't be able to listen to black eye peas ever again
Wasn't he talking about the food?
@@titanuranus3095 does it matter? My mind already made the connection XD
Who likes short shorts?
Unfortunately, this man.
I like short shorts!
"Shart sharts"
I prefer long longs
The fuck did I just watch
Today's word of the day is
'Cringeworthy'.
Please tell me this is a comedian. Never mind, he's clearly an American Evangelist.
I answered my own question!
Thank you what the fuck
The absolute irony.
🤢🤮
Now that’s a true man of God!! ( cue sarcasm 🙄)
Wtf? I would ask if this is real, but... of course.
At least he likes "shart sharts".
kkkkkkkkkkkk perfeito
Very weirdly but now I like Mike Murdock. Hope there is no news of him taking advantage of anyone around. That would make my like into disappointment.
Wut
Eeeek.
So nasty 😂😭
EWWWWW!!! That is all. Just EWWWWWW!!!
Disturbing.
Ewwwww
🤦🏻♀️
First
Ewwww...Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Christianity is a joke.
🤦♀️
Ewwwww