Last Week Tonight - And Now This: The World's Horniest Televangelist

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @davehoekenga4477
    @davehoekenga4477 2 года назад +712

    "I started crying when I started reading...this book.....that I was writing." This. It's almost like he forgot he had written it. Maybe he had a ghost writer write it, and had forgotten that his name was on it. Either way, I'm @#$@ dead...

    • @Hannahmypet
      @Hannahmypet 2 года назад +24

      To be fair, as a writer myself, that sounds exactly like something I'd say about my own stories. 🤣

    • @echidna8159
      @echidna8159 2 года назад +13

      That 100% sounds like something Garth Marenghi would say.

    • @tarielkaroldan4106
      @tarielkaroldan4106 2 года назад +4

      You'd also cry while writing a book if you forgot how to spell seven words in a ten-word sentence

    • @rjones6801
      @rjones6801 2 года назад +1

      I think he's much more humble than you would understand.

    • @rog2881
      @rog2881 2 года назад

      LOL 😂

  • @doug5441
    @doug5441 2 года назад +97

    This is the jet guy who said he bought a Cessna Citation Jet...CASH. And because of "jealousy" felt by the people, he bought a more expensive jet...CASH. He then said "Act happy over my blessings.". See John Oliver's bit on televangelists.

  • @harbingerdawn
    @harbingerdawn 2 года назад +339

    Can we just appreciate for a moment that one of his phone numbers is *-SEED* 😂

    • @CJFerg81
      @CJFerg81 2 года назад +14

      Praise seed! 😁

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 2 года назад +15

      I would like to unsee this please 🤦‍♀️

    • @brendanwatroba8568
      @brendanwatroba8568 2 года назад +21

      Before the video I would have been sure that it was just a reference to the televangelist's favorite metaphor; sowing seeds (money) to reap future rewards. But now...now I don't know

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 года назад +4

      AN ALMIGHTY SEED!!!

    • @taylorhorner1065
      @taylorhorner1065 2 года назад +7

      "Spread thy seed" He commanded!

  • @11dubs30
    @11dubs30 2 года назад +168

    That long pause. He was in some deep thought...

  • @geordiecarragher926
    @geordiecarragher926 2 года назад +119

    So that’s what the “I bought two jets, cash, act happy for me” guy became…

    • @arche2460
      @arche2460 2 года назад +10

      If you're talking about Kenneth Copeland, he's actually still whining about people being on his case about his (four?) multimillion-dollar jets. He's the worst kind of person lmao

    • @franckj.
      @franckj. 2 года назад +17

      @@arche2460 No not Kenneth Copeland, the guy from this video was also featured in that televangelists episode they did back in their early days.

  • @kingdave31
    @kingdave31 2 года назад +80

    That dye job couldn’t have been less convincing of it was neon purple.

  • @writerach
    @writerach 2 года назад +55

    That last one about the book sent me over the edge.

  • @chrisconnors7418
    @chrisconnors7418 2 года назад +257

    Creepy, disturbing, do not let this man do one-on-one counselling with any female, especially teens. And no sense letting him counsel males lest he infect them with his icky views on women.
    I once cried over my writing when I read it a year later. The writing was awful. My dream of being a writer died a little bit that day. On the positive side at least I’d grown enough to recognize it was bad writing.

    • @christopherbedford9897
      @christopherbedford9897 2 года назад

      He's a complete creep. So many of these god-botherers just don't get how repugnantly sleazy they are.
      Makes you want to go take a bath after seeing this.

    • @wallraven55
      @wallraven55 2 года назад +3

      Where did the second paragraph come from? What does it even mean?

    • @christopherbedford9897
      @christopherbedford9897 2 года назад +12

      @@wallraven55 Did you not watch the clip all the way through? It's only a minute and a quarter, or are you not even able to concentrate that long? 😝
      The creep said that he cried when he read what he had himself written. Please don't make me mansplain why Chris Connors' comment was a humorous take on that.

    • @wallraven55
      @wallraven55 2 года назад +6

      @@christopherbedford9897 Your comment was annoying to read

    • @christopherbedford9897
      @christopherbedford9897 2 года назад +7

      @@wallraven55 That distresses me deeply. I don't know if I'll ever recover from such a deep, truly cutting response. All I can do is beg on bended knees for your mercy, and perhaps forgiveness.

  • @CrisSelene
    @CrisSelene 2 года назад +33

    🤮🤮🤮
    Also, "I started crying when I was reading this book... that I was writing" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ijustdocomments6777
    @ijustdocomments6777 2 года назад +57

    Probably says something about me that I'd rather have the food he was describing than whatever fantasy was rattling around in his head.

    • @Ava-wu4qp
      @Ava-wu4qp 2 года назад +9

      Asexuality is valid!
      Have some cake and a pleasant time invading Denmark.

    • @vinosmanuel
      @vinosmanuel 2 года назад

      "Porking" beans, yum

  • @kasondaleigh
    @kasondaleigh 2 года назад +33

    That was super creepy.

  • @welcometogeektown
    @welcometogeektown 2 года назад +37

    Man, Daredevil's brother really went in a different direction from his twin.

    • @BoBo0807
      @BoBo0807 2 года назад +3

      HA! Good catch!

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 2 года назад +1

      Is this an authentic reference to the identical twin that Stan Lee Matt Murdock had made up but who is now A REAL CHARACTERS

    • @welcometogeektown
      @welcometogeektown 2 года назад

      @@jaynenunya6070 That would be the reference I was making, yes.

  • @anneonymous8359
    @anneonymous8359 2 года назад +79

    That was the least sexy 1:16 of my life.
    (The 0:03 was for John Oliver’s introduction.)

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 года назад +2

      11/10 comment, Anne.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 года назад +4

      Actually, I'm gonna make it the least sexy 1:12 because the announcer guy is always a pleasure to listen to.

  • @kevmccarthy8311
    @kevmccarthy8311 2 года назад +52

    At some point this guy has got to look at himself and say:
    “Shit, everything I believe isn’t backed up by a single line in this 20th century translation of this 4th century compilation of 2nd century stories about a first century Jewish boy that seems to fulfil some thousand year old indistinct prophecy.”

    • @LlywellynOBrien
      @LlywellynOBrien 5 месяцев назад

      Lol, although almost all of the NT is generally agreed to be first century. Some scholars put some of the shorter letters and Revelation early to mid (thats pretty fringe) second but the Gospels, Acts and Paul's non and somewhat contested letters are all held to be first century.

  • @christiner6000
    @christiner6000 2 года назад +14

    I'm really sorry I watched this. That which can not be unseen. 😳

    • @tzvikrasner6073
      @tzvikrasner6073 2 года назад +2

      Hence why I immediately scrolled down and started reading the comments. There are some things that just... No.

    • @Trump2PrisonOn34Counts
      @Trump2PrisonOn34Counts 6 месяцев назад

      _"That which can not be unseen."_
      As part of my duties I managed the Terms of Service department while programming and running data centers.
      In 20 years, I've seen, heard, and read a lot of disgusting stuff (11 of which resulted in multiple decades of prison for the perp).
      While this is bad, it's about a .08 on the scale of 1 to 11 for me. FYI: After a bad one, we had to have psychologists in for the entire team - their recommendation was that front line workers be cycled out with in 4 to 6 months, max, more like 2 or 3 when possible, for their mental health.

  • @lisawise1950
    @lisawise1950 2 года назад +64

    Hats off to John Oliver - this was hilarious!

  • @robertofontiglia4148
    @robertofontiglia4148 2 года назад +45

    Well he isn't shy with his contact details, so... how about some light trolling?

  • @thatboybear
    @thatboybear 6 месяцев назад +3

    Taken with more context, I could see some of this stuff making sense. But that long, introspective, regret-laden pause after that marriage statement… Ain’t no context for that other than pastor needs prayer. 😂

  • @JD.Knight
    @JD.Knight 2 года назад +11

    Guarantee you will find that guy on Grindr 🤣

  • @redlightmax
    @redlightmax 2 года назад +30

    0:07 Before meth.
    0:17 After meth.

  • @garryferrington811
    @garryferrington811 2 года назад +44

    This is hilarious...up to a point. Then your gorge rises.

    • @DiscoFang
      @DiscoFang 2 года назад

      Wait, what? Put it back in your pants!

  • @shamaliwije4872
    @shamaliwije4872 2 года назад +10

    Follower of Jesus...I think Jesus should watch his back

  • @IridescentW
    @IridescentW 2 года назад +5

    I do like me some mounds. Coconut and chocolate is a good combo.

    • @azbz9075
      @azbz9075 2 года назад +1

      Don’t you mean Almond Joy? This segment’s got nuts, Mounds don’t.

  • @stuartmorgan3654
    @stuartmorgan3654 2 года назад +10

    Who likes short shorts? He likes short shorts.

  • @PatrickMobileHomes
    @PatrickMobileHomes 5 месяцев назад +1

    That is the Trump of Televangelists! "I started crying when I was reading this book that I was writing."

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 2 года назад +1

    It's time Megareverend and CEO of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption returns. Praise be!

  • @HarrisO.R8
    @HarrisO.R8 Год назад +1

    At time marker 0:50, when he let's himself fantasize and it's caught on camera....That's the cherry on the cake!..ROTFLMAO😂😂

  • @demons27
    @demons27 2 года назад +1

    If Quagmire was in that clip saying "Giggity" every time that priest said something sexual. Quagmire would collapse from exhaustion..

  • @Hirnlego999
    @Hirnlego999 2 года назад +1

    It's like a peak into a personal therapy session

  • @11dubs30
    @11dubs30 2 года назад +2

    "Ways to SOW....!
    Into our ministry."

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 2 года назад +46

    As if there isn't enough reasons to stay away from religion.

  • @LordSkella
    @LordSkella 2 года назад

    I want more of this guy he’s hilarious!

  • @tweaker1bms
    @tweaker1bms 2 года назад +4

    0:30 that's not a marriage that's a roadside dinner 🤦

  • @wadedevinney9681
    @wadedevinney9681 5 месяцев назад

    "Goddy has a great body."
    -Jim Caddick

  • @ophelias4172
    @ophelias4172 2 года назад +2

    Where do they find these gems?

  • @mityaboy4639
    @mityaboy4639 2 года назад +2

    i started crying when i started reading … this book … that i was writing … that i am reading … before crying … because noone bought one… so i am trying … selling … by crying… “

    or he was crying because the deadline was tomorrow and he havent started writing… and when he read it… he cried again… it was so bad… :)

  • @LlywellynOBrien
    @LlywellynOBrien 5 месяцев назад

    Goodness this was an unpleasent watch. I am Christian and engage with all sorts of different Christians and have never come across anyone like this.

  • @flszen
    @flszen 2 года назад +38

    This is why religious organizations shouldn’t be tax exempt.

    • @Ava-wu4qp
      @Ava-wu4qp 2 года назад +2

      Idk. Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption could buy another private plane with that money

    • @mirrorblue100
      @mirrorblue100 2 года назад

      Damn straight!

    • @davidthedeaf
      @davidthedeaf 2 года назад +1

      Wrong. That is like comparing snake oil salesmen to legit doctors. Do not paint everyone with that broad brush stroke!

  • @themexicankitchen
    @themexicankitchen 2 года назад +7

    I love your channel and I hope that one day John Oliver calls you out on his show

    • @doug5441
      @doug5441 2 года назад

      He did. Look up his bit on televangelists.

  • @bill929
    @bill929 2 года назад +13

    What the actual fuck?

    • @Sarah-oj7bh
      @Sarah-oj7bh 2 года назад +2

      this is the most appropriate comment in the whole section

  • @Kufunninapuh
    @Kufunninapuh 2 года назад +1

    OG twitch streamers

  • @Admiralmeriweather
    @Admiralmeriweather 2 года назад +5

    What is going on right now

  • @carolyndewey8625
    @carolyndewey8625 2 года назад +3

    Which episode is this from?

  • @TheOneWhoMightBe
    @TheOneWhoMightBe 2 года назад +2

    I've heard of being into feet, but toenails is quite a specific fetish.

  • @ArcturusOTE
    @ArcturusOTE 2 года назад +19

    Is he trying to get people to be closer to God or is he trying to be a pick up artist?

  • @js2010ish
    @js2010ish 2 года назад +2

    WHAT!

  • @tyujivulpus
    @tyujivulpus 2 года назад +7

    0:52 , thinks "I wonder what sex with a woman is like"

  • @cutechristaandfishyjay8955
    @cutechristaandfishyjay8955 Год назад

    That is one thirsty televangelist. Very creepy man!

  • @mangana215
    @mangana215 2 года назад +3

    I won't be able to listen to black eye peas ever again

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 2 года назад

      Wasn't he talking about the food?

    • @mangana215
      @mangana215 2 года назад

      @@titanuranus3095 does it matter? My mind already made the connection XD

  • @ximtir
    @ximtir 2 года назад +12

    Who likes short shorts?

  • @griffinsprague-dixon3131
    @griffinsprague-dixon3131 2 года назад +2

    The fuck did I just watch

  • @wmst5065
    @wmst5065 2 года назад +3

    Today's word of the day is
    'Cringeworthy'.

  • @neilthehermit4655
    @neilthehermit4655 2 года назад

    Please tell me this is a comedian. Never mind, he's clearly an American Evangelist.
    I answered my own question!

  • @josephbeaulieu1569
    @josephbeaulieu1569 2 года назад +3

    Thank you what the fuck

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 Год назад

    The absolute irony.

  • @jbeta4948
    @jbeta4948 2 года назад +10

    🤢🤮

  • @emanjam45
    @emanjam45 2 года назад +1

    Now that’s a true man of God!! ( cue sarcasm 🙄)

  • @GodofPainBelial
    @GodofPainBelial 2 года назад +1

    Wtf? I would ask if this is real, but... of course.

  • @BrBill
    @BrBill 2 года назад

    At least he likes "shart sharts".

  • @thatae89
    @thatae89 2 года назад +3

    kkkkkkkkkkkk perfeito

  • @oliviatiwaladeadedokun2929
    @oliviatiwaladeadedokun2929 2 года назад +3

    Very weirdly but now I like Mike Murdock. Hope there is no news of him taking advantage of anyone around. That would make my like into disappointment.

  • @JKSSubstandard
    @JKSSubstandard 2 года назад +2

    Wut

  • @DJS11811
    @DJS11811 6 месяцев назад

    Eeeek.

  • @tonyrae86
    @tonyrae86 2 года назад

    So nasty 😂😭

  • @writerinprogress
    @writerinprogress 2 года назад +2

    EWWWWW!!! That is all. Just EWWWWWW!!!

  • @JK-vp2ux
    @JK-vp2ux 2 года назад +2

    Disturbing.

  • @markphc99
    @markphc99 2 года назад +2

    Ewwwww

  • @nicolenox7882
    @nicolenox7882 2 года назад

    🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @TechySpeaking
    @TechySpeaking 2 года назад +1

    First

  • @GaliSinatra
    @GaliSinatra 2 года назад

    Ewwww...Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • @OceanicPicon815
    @OceanicPicon815 2 года назад

    Christianity is a joke.

  • @albertaadams4640
    @albertaadams4640 2 года назад

    🤦‍♀️

  • @mirrorblue100
    @mirrorblue100 2 года назад

    Ewwwww