Fun fact: The velociraptor thing is a polish meme conspiracy theory claming that Poland used to be a great slavic empire in the roman empire's times called Wielka Lechia (The Great Lechia). It was super advanced and had a military made up of dinosaur units like the raptor cavalry. It's existance is now heavyly censored by "the goverment".
Sounds like The Great Tartarian one I heard of a few years back - a supposed empire that stretched Hungary to the Pacific. The story goes that all the empires of Europe ganged-up on them and erased all traces of them, because, y'know, those European Empires all got along SO WELL all of the time and NEVER fought each other... Starting to think some of these are A.I generated experiments designed to see how gullible people REALLY are...
This is the comedy police,the punishment for that puns is that if Jesus ever comes back you won't be allowed to meet him,this also applies but not limited to Keanu Reeves,Moistcritikal and Morgan Freeman
Velociraptor Jesus in Poland is my new band name cause it sounds metal as hell lol. Also I love Moonbeam just occasionally hanging out while you play - cats are awesome
Recommendation, give the cat a layout of treats with certain treats focusing on different paths in the focus tree. Basically, the cat controls your game.
6:34 Stak: My Flag is a Winged Hussar riding a Velociraptor. Me: Holy shit that's badass. Even more badass than the Mongol Cavalry doing drive by's using PPSH-41s
This whole path is basically a mix of different ideas of weird and wacky Polish conspiracy theorists, but just smashed together into an in comprehensive cluster of nonsense (while there are people who believe that Jesus was actually Polish or that a great Polish empire dominated the prehistoric world and fought with Alexander the Great, you won't find one person that believes all of this all at once) and I absolutely love it. The Messianic Poland path is based on Polish romantic literature and acctual religious movements (more like small sects/religious secret societies) from that time period. It's a really cool path and has loads of references to Mickiewicz, Słowacki and other Polish writers of that time and their weird mystical religious ideas about Poland being a "Messiah of Nations" prophecised to free Europe from the shackles of tyranny.
6:34 That is a monument of "światowit" an archaic name that loosly translates to "world-seeing" 4 faces all around the head make it so he sees everything.
Idk I'm personally a fan of the Equestria At War route that leads to Celestia becoming the God-Empress of Ponykind cleansing the world with the wrath of the Sun. This one is definitely up there though.
The comies are actually anarchists and if you go down that path it is the most overpowered thing in the whole flicking game it gives cores and war goals on everyone and everything
18:24 That's one of the problems with a lot of the total conversion mods. These mods don't update the base game AI, and it leads to brain dead AI who do things like send their 40w panzer divisions to garrison islands in the South Pacific meanwhile the German homeland itself is defended by only a token force of infantry. Some mods, like Road to 56 and Equestria at War, actually put in a HUGE amount of work to manually update the AI, nation by nation, to make sure each nation uses the correct military strategy.
If I remember correctly, there is a 4th hidden path for religious Poland, inspired by Polish poetry. I'm pretty sure that's the "Human Evolution" guys, and they're... democrats. Yep, democrats. Specifically how democrats were imagined by a certain Polish poet back in the year 1835- so complete rejection of any order, complete personal freedom, and destruction of any and all religion.
In it's conception liberum veto was not stupid it just became corrupted. Unanimousility (not sure if this is a word) of Commonwealth's parliament was the founding block of what Commonwealth was. The issue was that one person could break the whole parliamentary session instead of blocking bill by bill.
As a pole I can confirm we use velociraptor scavengers to look for holy relics around the world which will be used to resurrect Jesus once more and make him the king of Poland
Polish is a phonetic language, if you know any other like Spanish or Japanese you can probably try and sound it out. That being said, Sejm is pronounced seym, J in Polish makes basically the same sound as Y does in English.
The funny thing is that in modern Poland there are people who believe that there was once a Slavic empire (which they call Great Lechia), bigger than the Roman Empire. But it was forgotten because of a Vatican conspiracy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I know it's lame compared to this but you can core ALL of Eastern Europe and Russia as Bohemia by going the Pan-Slavic route, that is surprisingly not as insane as you would think. However if you do want something absolutely insane go as Slovakia, if you want to get a preview watch mountain general's video on it, but I think you should just go in, and look at the focus tree, and paths.
Sejm is pronounced nearly identical to English "same" (Wikidictionary even states is pronounce exactly like English "same", although I think that the /m/ at the end is a little bit stronger, but it may be just me).
Fun fact:
The velociraptor thing is a polish meme conspiracy theory claming that Poland used to be a great slavic empire in the roman empire's times called Wielka Lechia (The Great Lechia). It was super advanced and had a military made up of dinosaur units like the raptor cavalry. It's existance is now heavyly censored by "the goverment".
oh no the velociraptors got him
Sounds like The Great Tartarian one I heard of a few years back - a supposed empire that stretched Hungary to the Pacific. The story goes that all the empires of Europe ganged-up on them and erased all traces of them, because, y'know, those European Empires all got along SO WELL all of the time and NEVER fought each other... Starting to think some of these are A.I generated experiments designed to see how gullible people REALLY are...
Most Poland thing Ever
I personally prefer the Velocipastor.
I am disappointed that not more people have referenced that cinematic masterpiece that puts Kubrick to shame.
This is the comedy police,the punishment for that puns is that if Jesus ever comes back you won't be allowed to meet him,this also applies but not limited to Keanu Reeves,Moistcritikal and Morgan Freeman
@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 what about Ewan McGregor
Best movie in the world it even beats infinity war and endgame
@@zacksefchick9535 I said "not limited" so no MacGregor
You should do Trotsky’s antarctica next. I need to see the penguin invasion.
I'm sorry the WHAT!!!
Seconded
Hell March only with penguin squaks instead begins
Ehfuckingscuse me?
Upvote this bullshit
"The world will answer for what they did to Poland and god will not be so merciful."
"Because he’s with us."
That's cold🥶
As a Polish American who can speak both Polish and English both languages hurts my eyes looking at it
welcome sorry it sucks we're working on that
@@rhaynneliebendw Adds more exceptions to spelling and grammar rules.
@@Snaperkid Deutsch ist besser.
Velociraptor Jesus in Poland is my new band name cause it sounds metal as hell lol. Also I love Moonbeam just occasionally hanging out while you play - cats are awesome
Recommendation, give the cat a layout of treats with certain treats focusing on different paths in the focus tree. Basically, the cat controls your game.
Clearly this is what history was meant to be! Another well made video mate!
10:32
Stak: What the F*ck *Camera Zooms in*
Me: Wow that's the first time I ever heard Steven swear and has his camera zoom in while he's swearing
You introduced the German Empire to the concept of Velocirapture!
Jesus procedes to reach Nazareth in his Velociraptor and wins the Tiberian-finish civil war
- Avarge kaiserredux game -
*Me, reads the title*
Also me: LETS GOOOOOOOOO
7:15 - He looks more like he wants you to get out of his office and not come back until you get him some pictures of Spider Man XD
3:27 ISP is finally playing Alf Landon USA
6:34
Stak: My Flag is a Winged Hussar riding a Velociraptor.
Me: Holy shit that's badass. Even more badass than the Mongol Cavalry doing drive by's using PPSH-41s
Def want a penguin invasion
All hail Raptor Jesus!
Speaking of Dinosaurs and HOI4, there's a mod where you can play as nations run by dinosaurs called "Falling Star".
This whole path is basically a mix of different ideas of weird and wacky Polish conspiracy theorists, but just smashed together into an in comprehensive cluster of nonsense (while there are people who believe that Jesus was actually Polish or that a great Polish empire dominated the prehistoric world and fought with Alexander the Great, you won't find one person that believes all of this all at once) and I absolutely love it.
The Messianic Poland path is based on Polish romantic literature and acctual religious movements (more like small sects/religious secret societies) from that time period. It's a really cool path and has loads of references to Mickiewicz, Słowacki and other Polish writers of that time and their weird mystical religious ideas about Poland being a "Messiah of Nations" prophecised to free Europe from the shackles of tyranny.
6:34
That is a monument of "światowit" an archaic name that loosly translates to "world-seeing"
4 faces all around the head make it so he sees everything.
This gotta be the best path in any hoi4 mod, it’s glorious.
Idk I'm personally a fan of the Equestria At War route that leads to Celestia becoming the God-Empress of Ponykind cleansing the world with the wrath of the Sun. This one is definitely up there though.
@@Xynth25 sounds Burgsys to me
@@danii8168 naahh, that one is the funny joke taboritsky path
Lore of Hoi4: Jesus Gets a Velociraptor in Poland Momentum 100
The comies are actually anarchists and if you go down that path it is the most overpowered thing in the whole flicking game it gives cores and war goals on everyone and everything
Play Hoi4 with the cat making all the decisions, you can use treats to make him pick a focus
His daughter has learned to sabotage playthroughs, so Chairman Kitty would be easier.
The title was a rollercoaster from start to finish.
It would be interesting to see an independent Alaska as they can be the deadliest catch that no one gets
Once you finish the special options you should play as the Mexican death cult
18:24 That's one of the problems with a lot of the total conversion mods. These mods don't update the base game AI, and it leads to brain dead AI who do things like send their 40w panzer divisions to garrison islands in the South Pacific meanwhile the German homeland itself is defended by only a token force of infantry.
Some mods, like Road to 56 and Equestria at War, actually put in a HUGE amount of work to manually update the AI, nation by nation, to make sure each nation uses the correct military strategy.
If I remember correctly, there is a 4th hidden path for religious Poland, inspired by Polish poetry. I'm pretty sure that's the "Human Evolution" guys, and they're... democrats. Yep, democrats.
Specifically how democrats were imagined by a certain Polish poet back in the year 1835- so complete rejection of any order, complete personal freedom, and destruction of any and all religion.
Least chad Poland playthrough.
The patagonian front of Argentina is one amazing nation to play
I agree it would be fun to see him try to qonquer argentinia.
And perhaps even al of South America
I want to see Trotsky’s Antarctica
We need Luxembourg AGAIN
You should do Kaiserredux but as one of the United States factions in the civil war ( you choose which one).
Jesus should go on your trip to Japan! Hahaha, Great playtrough!
Could you do a history video about the Sejm (the thing you couldn’t pronounce) and Liberum Vetto and how stupid it was?
In it's conception liberum veto was not stupid it just became corrupted. Unanimousility (not sure if this is a word) of Commonwealth's parliament was the founding block of what Commonwealth was. The issue was that one person could break the whole parliamentary session instead of blocking bill by bill.
Hey stak
Idea: There is a super fun path with france, bring back napoleon, and take over europe.
As a pole I can confirm we use velociraptor scavengers to look for holy relics around the world which will be used to resurrect Jesus once more and make him the king of Poland
Your lack of tanks disturbs me
KX is great. And it has provided my favorite hoi4 run ive ever played. The New England Pershing path. My favorite update
Złoty would be promised zwoty, as that ł makes the English W sound.
Polish is a phonetic language, if you know any other like Spanish or Japanese you can probably try and sound it out. That being said, Sejm is pronounced seym, J in Polish makes basically the same sound as Y does in English.
This is literally the most random mod ever in some aspects, and I love it.
As a canadian I think the polar bears should invade
Can we please see if tibet has a focus tree and bring the glory of Buddha to the world.
Moonbeam looks like a good cat, with a perfect name
At this point who hasn't ruled poland in KX?
That +30 iis as real as the man him self.
I am very curious about the penguin/polar bear invasions. Would love to see either/both of those.
I totally remember hearing bout this about the J-man having a velociraptor as a mount instead of a horse lol. Otherwise fun mod, 10/10.
1:53 as a polish person, i don't blame you
I got whiplash from that title, EXCUSE ME?! I need to reinstall Kaiserredux.
It would be fun to do a run as Egypt and rebuild the ancient Egyptian Empire
What a title
Jesus christ it's raptor christ
Moon beam needs to play as germany
Most normal part of Kaiserredux
most sane kaisseredux path:
if you have jesus can't you make a new holy grail
10:27
Why did he have to dmsya Jizzus!
I definitely want to see Rise of Imperium in Kaiserredux
Raptor Jesus rises again…
The funny thing is that in modern Poland there are people who believe that there was once a Slavic empire (which they call Great Lechia), bigger than the Roman Empire. But it was forgotten because of a Vatican conspiracy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I know it's lame compared to this but you can core ALL of Eastern Europe and Russia as Bohemia by going the Pan-Slavic route, that is surprisingly not as insane as you would think. However if you do want something absolutely insane go as Slovakia, if you want to get a preview watch mountain general's video on it, but I think you should just go in, and look at the focus tree, and paths.
Now that’s just straight up God vs Charles Darwin
Not versus. Even worse. They're in allience.
I was pulled in just by the video title alone.
You know shits fucked when something actually happens in South America
15:34 hold the line
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
Do Somalia in Kaiserredux or Millenium Dawn, your choice
Dinosaur Jesus is a mess, blessed be.
Pax Brittania, try it! Any of the 6 countries that have focus trees are good, but I enjoyed the 2nd Continental Army.
Rise of the imperium would be fun
Play the iron curtain mod on hearts of iron four
I think you can read "sejm" as "say" and just add an "m" at the end
I'm once again asking for you to look at Red Flood
All praise the lord
Another polish crusade YES
now fellas fellas, return to monkey can be fire
Very well then
STAKUYI: *plays as Poland*
ME: It is Poland's GOD GIVEN RIGHT to fight both the Germans and the Russians!!!
The Pope himself is Austrian!
Well the Pope may be Austrian, but Jesus is Polish. You’re on!
Do the imperium of man next
I’m right in the middle of work but that title was so out of left field that I need to see what’s happening.
Can you do the Second Sengoku mod?
New hoi4 dlc
by god alone
Everyone expects the Spanish inquisition but never the polish inquisition
3:52
You say “Asia is burning”, as if it doesn’t normally do that in HOI4.
Sejm is pronounced nearly identical to English "same" (Wikidictionary even states is pronounce exactly like English "same", although I think that the /m/ at the end is a little bit stronger, but it may be just me).
Yeah, your god's pretty cool. But does he ride a dinosaur?
This was recorded a while ago, the Don and volga countries are still there
edit: nvm it's kaiserredux im just a monkey and didn't realize
Hey, can you do a video about the Ottoman Slap? Was it real?
Do the fallout one 0:48 I want to see how the mod did it please
Just noticed the United Ireland. Maybe you should do a revenge story on the English?
Poland Moment
You should do the OWB crossover gamerule
Where iz the 3rd video in this poland series
Day 37 of asking Stakuyi to play as Michigan
wait... penguin invasion?
nice finally an new video