Hoi4: Jesus Gets a Velociraptor in Poland

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 243

  • @whiteink225
    @whiteink225 Год назад +64

    Fun fact:
    The velociraptor thing is a polish meme conspiracy theory claming that Poland used to be a great slavic empire in the roman empire's times called Wielka Lechia (The Great Lechia). It was super advanced and had a military made up of dinosaur units like the raptor cavalry. It's existance is now heavyly censored by "the goverment".

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Год назад +2

      oh no the velociraptors got him

    • @doubledouble4g379
      @doubledouble4g379 Год назад +2

      Sounds like The Great Tartarian one I heard of a few years back - a supposed empire that stretched Hungary to the Pacific. The story goes that all the empires of Europe ganged-up on them and erased all traces of them, because, y'know, those European Empires all got along SO WELL all of the time and NEVER fought each other... Starting to think some of these are A.I generated experiments designed to see how gullible people REALLY are...

    • @Now_Roxas
      @Now_Roxas 8 месяцев назад

      Most Poland thing Ever

  • @Garrison_Sisk
    @Garrison_Sisk Год назад +500

    I personally prefer the Velocipastor.

    • @joecrazy9896
      @joecrazy9896 Год назад +22

      I am disappointed that not more people have referenced that cinematic masterpiece that puts Kubrick to shame.

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 Год назад +9

      This is the comedy police,the punishment for that puns is that if Jesus ever comes back you won't be allowed to meet him,this also applies but not limited to Keanu Reeves,Moistcritikal and Morgan Freeman

    • @zacksefchick9535
      @zacksefchick9535 Год назад +6

      ​@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 what about Ewan McGregor

    • @rajatempest2140
      @rajatempest2140 Год назад +4

      Best movie in the world it even beats infinity war and endgame

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 Год назад +2

      ​@@zacksefchick9535 I said "not limited" so no MacGregor

  • @Alexander59059
    @Alexander59059 Год назад +390

    You should do Trotsky’s antarctica next. I need to see the penguin invasion.

  • @SiameseTankist
    @SiameseTankist Год назад +59

    "The world will answer for what they did to Poland and god will not be so merciful."
    "Because he’s with us."

  • @ZarthianOrder
    @ZarthianOrder Год назад +103

    As a Polish American who can speak both Polish and English both languages hurts my eyes looking at it

    • @rhaynneliebendw
      @rhaynneliebendw Год назад +4

      welcome sorry it sucks we're working on that

    • @Snaperkid
      @Snaperkid Год назад +5

      @@rhaynneliebendw Adds more exceptions to spelling and grammar rules.

    • @rhaynneliebendw
      @rhaynneliebendw Год назад +3

      @@Snaperkid Deutsch ist besser.

  • @kelseywoods5817
    @kelseywoods5817 Год назад +56

    Velociraptor Jesus in Poland is my new band name cause it sounds metal as hell lol. Also I love Moonbeam just occasionally hanging out while you play - cats are awesome

  • @blackmegalogan307
    @blackmegalogan307 Год назад +41

    Recommendation, give the cat a layout of treats with certain treats focusing on different paths in the focus tree. Basically, the cat controls your game.

  • @kannonspendstoomuchtime
    @kannonspendstoomuchtime Год назад +79

    Clearly this is what history was meant to be! Another well made video mate!

  • @jaredjosephsongheng372
    @jaredjosephsongheng372 Год назад +2

    10:32
    Stak: What the F*ck *Camera Zooms in*
    Me: Wow that's the first time I ever heard Steven swear and has his camera zoom in while he's swearing

  • @GnomePickles
    @GnomePickles Год назад +20

    You introduced the German Empire to the concept of Velocirapture!

  • @amhumanperson3592
    @amhumanperson3592 Год назад +3

    Jesus procedes to reach Nazareth in his Velociraptor and wins the Tiberian-finish civil war
    - Avarge kaiserredux game -

  • @joseantonioparraayon3102
    @joseantonioparraayon3102 Год назад +20

    *Me, reads the title*
    Also me: LETS GOOOOOOOOO

  • @doubledouble4g379
    @doubledouble4g379 Год назад +1

    7:15 - He looks more like he wants you to get out of his office and not come back until you get him some pictures of Spider Man XD

  • @aravindhanil7235
    @aravindhanil7235 Год назад +2

    3:27 ISP is finally playing Alf Landon USA

  • @jaredjosephsongheng372
    @jaredjosephsongheng372 Год назад +2

    6:34
    Stak: My Flag is a Winged Hussar riding a Velociraptor.
    Me: Holy shit that's badass. Even more badass than the Mongol Cavalry doing drive by's using PPSH-41s

  • @Ksescel
    @Ksescel Год назад +8

    Def want a penguin invasion

  • @iratepirate3896
    @iratepirate3896 Год назад +9

    All hail Raptor Jesus!

  • @nonverbalpie8151
    @nonverbalpie8151 Год назад +3

    Speaking of Dinosaurs and HOI4, there's a mod where you can play as nations run by dinosaurs called "Falling Star".

  • @swietomir_piotrowicz
    @swietomir_piotrowicz Год назад +7

    This whole path is basically a mix of different ideas of weird and wacky Polish conspiracy theorists, but just smashed together into an in comprehensive cluster of nonsense (while there are people who believe that Jesus was actually Polish or that a great Polish empire dominated the prehistoric world and fought with Alexander the Great, you won't find one person that believes all of this all at once) and I absolutely love it.
    The Messianic Poland path is based on Polish romantic literature and acctual religious movements (more like small sects/religious secret societies) from that time period. It's a really cool path and has loads of references to Mickiewicz, Słowacki and other Polish writers of that time and their weird mystical religious ideas about Poland being a "Messiah of Nations" prophecised to free Europe from the shackles of tyranny.

  • @kudrzyk
    @kudrzyk Год назад +10

    6:34
    That is a monument of "światowit" an archaic name that loosly translates to "world-seeing"
    4 faces all around the head make it so he sees everything.

  • @mushroomy9899
    @mushroomy9899 Год назад +10

    This gotta be the best path in any hoi4 mod, it’s glorious.

    • @Xynth25
      @Xynth25 Год назад

      Idk I'm personally a fan of the Equestria At War route that leads to Celestia becoming the God-Empress of Ponykind cleansing the world with the wrath of the Sun. This one is definitely up there though.

    • @danii8168
      @danii8168 Год назад

      @@Xynth25 sounds Burgsys to me

    • @metaparalysis3441
      @metaparalysis3441 Год назад

      @@danii8168 naahh, that one is the funny joke taboritsky path

  • @sahilhossian8212
    @sahilhossian8212 Год назад +1

    Lore of Hoi4: Jesus Gets a Velociraptor in Poland Momentum 100

  • @takiss1016
    @takiss1016 Год назад +2

    The comies are actually anarchists and if you go down that path it is the most overpowered thing in the whole flicking game it gives cores and war goals on everyone and everything

  • @Cole-man208
    @Cole-man208 Год назад +5

    Play Hoi4 with the cat making all the decisions, you can use treats to make him pick a focus

    • @sld1776
      @sld1776 Год назад

      His daughter has learned to sabotage playthroughs, so Chairman Kitty would be easier.

  • @Rundownmoon
    @Rundownmoon Год назад +2

    The title was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

  • @PsychoticWiki
    @PsychoticWiki Год назад +2

    It would be interesting to see an independent Alaska as they can be the deadliest catch that no one gets

  • @no-kr5zv
    @no-kr5zv Год назад +7

    Once you finish the special options you should play as the Mexican death cult

  • @trapical
    @trapical Год назад +1

    18:24 That's one of the problems with a lot of the total conversion mods. These mods don't update the base game AI, and it leads to brain dead AI who do things like send their 40w panzer divisions to garrison islands in the South Pacific meanwhile the German homeland itself is defended by only a token force of infantry.
    Some mods, like Road to 56 and Equestria at War, actually put in a HUGE amount of work to manually update the AI, nation by nation, to make sure each nation uses the correct military strategy.

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 Год назад +6

    If I remember correctly, there is a 4th hidden path for religious Poland, inspired by Polish poetry. I'm pretty sure that's the "Human Evolution" guys, and they're... democrats. Yep, democrats.
    Specifically how democrats were imagined by a certain Polish poet back in the year 1835- so complete rejection of any order, complete personal freedom, and destruction of any and all religion.

  • @eisbergsyndrom5010
    @eisbergsyndrom5010 Год назад +1

    Least chad Poland playthrough.

  • @FelipeTempestad17
    @FelipeTempestad17 Год назад +2

    The patagonian front of Argentina is one amazing nation to play

    • @jordyvandeursen2445
      @jordyvandeursen2445 Год назад

      I agree it would be fun to see him try to qonquer argentinia.
      And perhaps even al of South America

  • @AgustusSinclairCo.
    @AgustusSinclairCo. Год назад +4

    I want to see Trotsky’s Antarctica

  • @tylerclaussen9802
    @tylerclaussen9802 Год назад +2

    We need Luxembourg AGAIN

  • @lexi1031
    @lexi1031 Год назад +4

    You should do Kaiserredux but as one of the United States factions in the civil war ( you choose which one).

  • @GekkertIV
    @GekkertIV Год назад +3

    Jesus should go on your trip to Japan! Hahaha, Great playtrough!

  • @Swaceierad
    @Swaceierad Год назад +19

    Could you do a history video about the Sejm (the thing you couldn’t pronounce) and Liberum Vetto and how stupid it was?

    • @Hadar1991
      @Hadar1991 Год назад +2

      In it's conception liberum veto was not stupid it just became corrupted. Unanimousility (not sure if this is a word) of Commonwealth's parliament was the founding block of what Commonwealth was. The issue was that one person could break the whole parliamentary session instead of blocking bill by bill.

  • @hudsonparker791
    @hudsonparker791 Год назад +1

    Hey stak
    Idea: There is a super fun path with france, bring back napoleon, and take over europe.

  • @MarcanMC
    @MarcanMC 8 месяцев назад

    As a pole I can confirm we use velociraptor scavengers to look for holy relics around the world which will be used to resurrect Jesus once more and make him the king of Poland

  • @Mustang-wt1se
    @Mustang-wt1se Год назад +1

    Your lack of tanks disturbs me

  • @sombertownds149
    @sombertownds149 Год назад +2

    KX is great. And it has provided my favorite hoi4 run ive ever played. The New England Pershing path. My favorite update

  • @level20art50
    @level20art50 Год назад +2

    Złoty would be promised zwoty, as that ł makes the English W sound.

  • @nexdemise4182
    @nexdemise4182 Год назад +8

    Polish is a phonetic language, if you know any other like Spanish or Japanese you can probably try and sound it out. That being said, Sejm is pronounced seym, J in Polish makes basically the same sound as Y does in English.

  • @S.1.L
    @S.1.L Год назад

    This is literally the most random mod ever in some aspects, and I love it.

  • @darcyhedges3693
    @darcyhedges3693 Год назад +1

    As a canadian I think the polar bears should invade

  • @Reasonumber5
    @Reasonumber5 Год назад +2

    Can we please see if tibet has a focus tree and bring the glory of Buddha to the world.

  • @TAP7a
    @TAP7a Год назад

    Moonbeam looks like a good cat, with a perfect name

  • @whiteink225
    @whiteink225 Год назад +1

    At this point who hasn't ruled poland in KX?

  • @Tera_Hai
    @Tera_Hai Год назад

    That +30 iis as real as the man him self.

  • @kuriea552
    @kuriea552 Год назад +1

    I am very curious about the penguin/polar bear invasions. Would love to see either/both of those.

  • @TheRavenLord1
    @TheRavenLord1 Год назад +1

    I totally remember hearing bout this about the J-man having a velociraptor as a mount instead of a horse lol. Otherwise fun mod, 10/10.

  • @zoepszoeps5499
    @zoepszoeps5499 2 месяца назад

    1:53 as a polish person, i don't blame you

  • @bcbgaming4481
    @bcbgaming4481 Год назад +1

    I got whiplash from that title, EXCUSE ME?! I need to reinstall Kaiserredux.

  • @CaptainSpork7
    @CaptainSpork7 Год назад

    It would be fun to do a run as Egypt and rebuild the ancient Egyptian Empire

  • @glocknessmonster115
    @glocknessmonster115 Год назад +1

    What a title

  • @sussyyoutuber7668
    @sussyyoutuber7668 Год назад +1

    Jesus christ it's raptor christ

  • @tramkar
    @tramkar Год назад +1

    Moon beam needs to play as germany

  • @ahuman9100
    @ahuman9100 Год назад

    Most normal part of Kaiserredux

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 Год назад

    most sane kaisseredux path:

  • @kipsper8722
    @kipsper8722 Год назад

    if you have jesus can't you make a new holy grail

  • @8-bit_astronaut
    @8-bit_astronaut Год назад

    10:27
    Why did he have to dmsya Jizzus!

  • @williamradke4290
    @williamradke4290 Год назад

    I definitely want to see Rise of Imperium in Kaiserredux

  • @guitarrcat6582
    @guitarrcat6582 Год назад

    Raptor Jesus rises again…

  • @marcelprzygoda
    @marcelprzygoda Год назад

    The funny thing is that in modern Poland there are people who believe that there was once a Slavic empire (which they call Great Lechia), bigger than the Roman Empire. But it was forgotten because of a Vatican conspiracy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @rhodesianbacon1589
    @rhodesianbacon1589 Год назад +2

    I know it's lame compared to this but you can core ALL of Eastern Europe and Russia as Bohemia by going the Pan-Slavic route, that is surprisingly not as insane as you would think. However if you do want something absolutely insane go as Slovakia, if you want to get a preview watch mountain general's video on it, but I think you should just go in, and look at the focus tree, and paths.

  • @averagepotatoenjoyer
    @averagepotatoenjoyer Год назад

    Now that’s just straight up God vs Charles Darwin

    • @filiprohn1643
      @filiprohn1643 Год назад

      Not versus. Even worse. They're in allience.

  • @thereaper9965
    @thereaper9965 Год назад

    I was pulled in just by the video title alone.

  • @SulphuricPotatoe
    @SulphuricPotatoe Год назад

    You know shits fucked when something actually happens in South America

  • @problemomomobiting5609
    @problemomomobiting5609 Год назад

    15:34 hold the line

  • @bananajones4121
    @bananajones4121 Год назад

    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

  • @Baller474
    @Baller474 Год назад +1

    Do Somalia in Kaiserredux or Millenium Dawn, your choice

  • @baronghede2365
    @baronghede2365 Год назад

    Dinosaur Jesus is a mess, blessed be.

  • @crossbones5428
    @crossbones5428 Год назад

    Pax Brittania, try it! Any of the 6 countries that have focus trees are good, but I enjoyed the 2nd Continental Army.

  • @awesomeblb3407
    @awesomeblb3407 Год назад

    Rise of the imperium would be fun

  • @SVDenjoyer
    @SVDenjoyer Год назад +2

    Play the iron curtain mod on hearts of iron four

  • @Kubaxwot
    @Kubaxwot Год назад

    I think you can read "sejm" as "say" and just add an "m" at the end

  • @alexzandrsokolov3184
    @alexzandrsokolov3184 Год назад

    I'm once again asking for you to look at Red Flood

  • @adamklaphake5431
    @adamklaphake5431 Год назад +1

    All praise the lord

  • @Falcorian1
    @Falcorian1 Год назад +1

    Another polish crusade YES

  • @carmenlewis6924
    @carmenlewis6924 Год назад

    now fellas fellas, return to monkey can be fire

  • @RaptorJay
    @RaptorJay Год назад

    Very well then

  • @hillbillywizard497
    @hillbillywizard497 Год назад

    STAKUYI: *plays as Poland*
    ME: It is Poland's GOD GIVEN RIGHT to fight both the Germans and the Russians!!!

  • @charlesbrooks94
    @charlesbrooks94 Год назад

    The Pope himself is Austrian!
    Well the Pope may be Austrian, but Jesus is Polish. You’re on!

  • @forkorn2166
    @forkorn2166 Год назад +1

    Do the imperium of man next

  • @AirJimInCT
    @AirJimInCT Год назад

    I’m right in the middle of work but that title was so out of left field that I need to see what’s happening.

  • @benjaminkaufman8034
    @benjaminkaufman8034 Год назад +1

    Can you do the Second Sengoku mod?

  • @ahyes2
    @ahyes2 Год назад

    New hoi4 dlc
    by god alone

  • @WE_DONT_LIE
    @WE_DONT_LIE Год назад

    Everyone expects the Spanish inquisition but never the polish inquisition

  • @xXoutcxstii
    @xXoutcxstii 9 месяцев назад

    3:52
    You say “Asia is burning”, as if it doesn’t normally do that in HOI4.

  • @Hadar1991
    @Hadar1991 Год назад

    Sejm is pronounced nearly identical to English "same" (Wikidictionary even states is pronounce exactly like English "same", although I think that the /m/ at the end is a little bit stronger, but it may be just me).

  • @varthalgamekiin4931
    @varthalgamekiin4931 7 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah, your god's pretty cool. But does he ride a dinosaur?

  • @memphissander3512
    @memphissander3512 Год назад

    This was recorded a while ago, the Don and volga countries are still there
    edit: nvm it's kaiserredux im just a monkey and didn't realize

  • @tariqrashid9191
    @tariqrashid9191 Год назад +1

    Hey, can you do a video about the Ottoman Slap? Was it real?

  • @thelich9902
    @thelich9902 Год назад

    Do the fallout one 0:48 I want to see how the mod did it please

  • @joemckeownprobably
    @joemckeownprobably Год назад +1

    Just noticed the United Ireland. Maybe you should do a revenge story on the English?

  • @zuck9822
    @zuck9822 Год назад

    Poland Moment

  • @ragingpsychiatrist5375
    @ragingpsychiatrist5375 Год назад

    You should do the OWB crossover gamerule

  • @proatnothing4263
    @proatnothing4263 4 месяца назад

    Where iz the 3rd video in this poland series

  • @mrmackinac5266
    @mrmackinac5266 Год назад +2

    Day 37 of asking Stakuyi to play as Michigan

  • @jeroylenkins1745
    @jeroylenkins1745 Год назад

    wait... penguin invasion?

  • @sebastianertel696
    @sebastianertel696 Год назад

    nice finally an new video