Go See Shane Live in ME / MA / MI / TX and more @ shanemgillis.com Go See Matt Live in ORLANDO / LAS VEGAS / BOSTON and more @ mattmccusker.com Go See Shawn Gardini if you want in PHL / CHI / ST LOUIS / INDY / COLUMBUS @ linktr.ee/shawngardini Please go See Lemaire Nate Shawn and more! At optimum noctis in Austin TX April 2 at the creek and the cave @ www.creekandcave.com/events/optimum-noctisvb6dfsz Go See DRIP! at The Stand NYC April 3 thestandnyc.com/shows/show/8361/20240403-700-pm-drip
Just got off a call with my boss and was about to kick the stool out from underneath my feet when I was blessed by the sweeeetest of notifications that the dawgs are ready with another sermon. Blessed be thy dawgs.
@@FatTony_FootballRight? Ya gotta work up to that. When texting a 10yo you start with "U up?" with a pic of you lifting your shirt in bathroom mirror with your flash on for some reason despite the room being plenty bright. Or something like that. Idk.
25:50 - This is what we've been missing. Matt saying "If you're in a relationship... laying there, cohabitating... SINFULLY OBVIOUSLY" is what we come here for
Rewatched the episode where Shane brings up bill burrs quote about living on a futon at 30. Shane said “I’m starting to see the bad side of chasing a dream” well Shane. Look at you now man. Look at you now. Proud dawg
There's an old test episode of matt and shane where shane says he shouldn't be able to vote. Matt asks why? He says "because I live on a mattress eating beans" 😂😂😂
We lost one of the dawgs this week, had to put my dog to sleep. It was truly like having a Down Syndrome friend. One of the true bros, and happy until the end. This podcast has really helped me cope. Thank you Matt and Shane.
@@panicbuyflax3461 yeah definitely the government or terrorists even though there’s recordings of the Captain dispatching an emergency ahead of time, and it being at 2 am, let’s chill lol
@@Nunya7211 Buddy, it's an observation while watching the podcast, plenty of people comment while watching. Quit being a socially inept freak and enjoy the content.
Matt did crush the Schaumburg Improv, barely made it out the doors through the falling rubble. Him spazzing on that guy in the crowd was an absolute killer moment.
Matt I love you so much, particularly love when you reveal hilariously embarrassing anecdotes from your life . We’re all just humans. God bless you and your family
My favorite joke about Don Lemon is finding out his sister died drowning in a pool and a post on 4chan read: "Looks like Don's sister is actually the *anchor* of the family"
its cool hearing matt talk about the show in Schaumburg cause i went to the last show of the night and they did in fact make an announcement telling us not to vape at all hahaha
Go See Shane Live in ME / MA / MI / TX and more @ shanemgillis.com
Go See Matt Live in ORLANDO / LAS VEGAS / BOSTON and more @ mattmccusker.com
Go See Shawn Gardini if you want in PHL / CHI / ST LOUIS / INDY / COLUMBUS @ linktr.ee/shawngardini
Please go See Lemaire Nate Shawn and more! At optimum noctis in Austin TX April 2 at the creek and the cave @ www.creekandcave.com/events/optimum-noctisvb6dfsz
Go See DRIP! at The Stand NYC April 3 thestandnyc.com/shows/show/8361/20240403-700-pm-drip
Come to Cincinnati
I've been WAITIN' for a bridge to get hit by a motherfuking boat
😅6o😅g
I'm so high it looks like shane has a camel toe
Ray Romano catching strays lol
Just the two boys? This is a treat.
Tru
The best ones
Just two Irish Americans slaving away like our ancestors
Don't wanna be a hater but I have to be in a full focused state to listen to more than the two diz-awgs
A couple of tasty treats
Just got off a call with my boss and was about to kick the stool out from underneath my feet when I was blessed by the sweeeetest of notifications that the dawgs are ready with another sermon. Blessed be thy dawgs.
Dang man don’t worry, your mom will up your allowance soon.
Chill bro , were all dogs here ...
.@@240hash
If you do it send the video to guard dawg for an intro remix.
You trying to resurrect for Easter bro?
You won’t.
"Left on read by a ten year old" had me absolutely floored.
It was too much
@@FatTony_FootballRight? Ya gotta work up to that. When texting a 10yo you start with "U up?" with a pic of you lifting your shirt in bathroom mirror with your flash on for some reason despite the room being plenty bright. Or something like that. Idk.
That whole segment had me 😂😂
@@FatTony_Footballwomp womp
@@beercavetech I meant that in a funny way, lol.
25:50 - This is what we've been missing. Matt saying "If you're in a relationship... laying there, cohabitating... SINFULLY OBVIOUSLY" is what we come here for
affirmations from the Shaman. we are blessed
read this as it happened. holy shit that was great
@@conman11the lord works in mysterious ways
Google ray Romano Pickle 😮😮😮😮
Katt said it best “Diddy wants to party, and you gotta tell him no”
😂😂😂😂😂
Damn, i never knew that one😂
Nate didn't get the memo 😞
'Diddy gotta be told 'Don't''
“Protect that virgin hole”
Matt > Everyone else in podcasting. Nobody can replace the king, good to have him back!
he truly is the king of kings when it comes to the podcast game
@@highlybaked8417need to replace Ari or Mark with Matt on Protect the Parks
Praise the true shaman 🙌🏽
@@LilTaco777hell no. Replace Mark??? No
@@GLo1991that word association autism thing gets old pretty fast. He derails good topics with it.
M: "Daaamn they had work husbands at Nickelodeon?"
S: "They had work... children."
Thank god this episode dropped, I was driving on the highway all stressed out. Now that this pod dropped I can sit back, relax, and close my eyes.
U close your eyes while driving?😅
@@whosaidwhat12you might not get a reply on this one. He’s on to the great dawg park in the sky.
@@grilledcheez8491fucking golden comment bro😂we ain’t ever hearing from Jordan again
@@whosaidwhat12 well done you got the joke
Brotha no! You need to recline the seat back too
Rewatched the episode where Shane brings up bill burrs quote about living on a futon at 30. Shane said “I’m starting to see the bad side of chasing a dream” well Shane. Look at you now man. Look at you now. Proud dawg
There's an old test episode of matt and shane where shane says he shouldn't be able to vote. Matt asks why? He says "because I live on a mattress eating beans" 😂😂😂
@@cboooo2086he does have a point.
You should be proud. You were a major factor in his success.
We lost one of the dawgs this week, had to put my dog to sleep. It was truly like having a Down Syndrome friend. One of the true bros, and happy until the end. This podcast has really helped me cope. Thank you Matt and Shane.
Sorry to hear, all dawgs go to heaven!
Rip my Dawgs dawg
Rip to a real one🙏
Did you dig a grave in your backyard and put him in it afterwards
Shane and Matt would think this comment is gay
I shouldn’t place my happiness in the hands of others but this podcast is in charge of my dopamine production
Starbucks ice coffee, roaring fire in the background. Shane's ballin' outta control
Almost. The straw in the coffee kicks him back a couple of gay notches lol
BROTHERS REJOICE! PRAISE BE THE DAWGS!
And praise the editor. Those intros are gold
@torched80 that last ep I was fuming, they coulda added some of the pics on the screen and Gunilla pig video!
Raise up and reinvigorate your soul with the boys. How great is our God.
Praise Allah
@@t.Purpose.t.Found.t It is good Friday
Aligning my soul to 432hz for this episode
No matter how successful these two become I hope they never stop podcasting
Neil Brennan wrote for All That on Nickelodeon and is even in some of the sketches. You guys should have him on the pod and ask him what he knows.
Yeah I'm sure all parties would love to speak about pedophilia in the industry they work in yeah bro great idea
Hahaha! Imagine being a kid and having Brennan creepin' up on ya..
Neal Brennan absolutely sucks
Makes sense that guy is the driest desert in the world
Let’s go
that diddy intro was crazy 🤣
I'm proud of you!
Dude i thought it was the “immaboutocum!” Guy
Stthhaaaaaaapppp
Am I seeing things or was that Leonard Fournette behind Diddy at the beginning?
i just know shane wrote the rap with lemaire
"30gs for an original Hit" and then the diddy audio was top tier.
Heard it on OTG 2 weeks ago.
Shane changing the subject real fast
@@DerekOfRivia Over the groan?
Dude Matt's so quick with the jokes it's unreal. It's like his mind only thinks in comedic gold
@@plead_da_fif-420meat riding wild out here. Could be you in the diddy audio
"Id rather have the black teens, no diddy on that" blessed be the big dawg
The Ray Romano and Pickle guy gloryhole bit being on kids tv is insane
“I been waiting on a boat to hit a bridge”😂😂😂😂😂
Lol not even close
That bridge went down to easy like a controlled demolition.. boats can’t melt steel beams😂
@@panicbuyflax3461 yeah definitely the government or terrorists even though there’s recordings of the Captain dispatching an emergency ahead of time, and it being at 2 am, let’s chill lol
@@MisterRawgersyour not too smart are you 😂😂😂 if u can’t tell they were joking then idk how your a Mssp fan
@onlyifyouknew4508 *you're
"Thank god people are calling diddy the diddler" -Chris d'elia
chris d'iddlelia
The buses of kids, have a tight schedule diddlers at 3 diddleias by 4:30
And a new rap/improv group was born, "boner thugs n diddlers".
Delia is loving this shit
@@lukeberthiaume595they run a tight ship
“That’s why it’s a wet market” gosh darn it they have done it again
A Jacoby Brissett check down pass being part of the intro gets me every time😂
Finally a straight dawgs episode. Much needed dawgs.
P DIDDLER!!
CALLING ALL DAWGZ, REPEAT, CALLING. ALL. DAWGZ.
REE REE 🐷🐷🐷
Checking in 🐕🦺
Mayday we’ve lost all power to the bridge and we’re about to hit a…..
Locking in
We got guys
I’ve been waiting for a strong black conservative like Matt to break down the diddy situation.
Matt casually playing off being 400 years off on a natural disaster. Never change McCusker. lol
Reminds me of the old test episode where he thought Pearl Harbor was just two planes lmao.
@@Nunya7211 how is this the one comment you decided to reply on from this whole thing? Says a lot about ya dude..
@@Nunya7211 Buddy, it's an observation while watching the podcast, plenty of people comment while watching. Quit being a socially inept freak and enjoy the content.
this feels like getting home after a bad day at work
You don’t have a job dawg lol you don’t have to lie to kick it
Allah shines on you gardini takin time out of his Ramadan fast to post this for us
Gardini is cool like that?
His comedy this weekend was so good.
Shalom
@fugaziishime he’s doing it for his gf, which is kinda gay but mashaallah he works in mysterious ways
@@mere7583 gay u mean doing anything for ur lover in general
Matt claiming to be a Haitian expert while simultaneously not knowing about the earthquake is peak Shaman
big mouth little knowledge. "is it an island?"
@@RobertSlover to be fair, who really cares about the place THAT much?
@@Bluecifarian anyone with a little compassion and heart.
" We shunned the Karen's and then the crime rate went through the roof " 😂😂😂😂
Casually farting into the mic, finger pointing to recognize the mic fart, then not reacting at all for it is a true bromance @27:00
Can’t wait for Guard Dawg to shine the way we know he’s destined to shine.
Matt did crush the Schaumburg Improv, barely made it out the doors through the falling rubble. Him spazzing on that guy in the crowd was an absolute killer moment.
I’m studying for a big exam in an hour and the boys blessed me with just enough time to finish this cast. 2024 year of the dogs
Man, on this fine Maundy Thursday, the big dawgs blesses us with a pure Matt & Shane episode. Truly a blessed time for us dawgz.
Never fix that cable hanging in the back. That’s how people will know if you go from a dog to a segura
Diddy pushing the "Vote or Die" thing makes sense now.
Gotta love it when it's just the Dawgs. Especially when the shaman returns, yessss.
Finally, two kings holding court alone
This pod always seems to come out at the perfect time
True. I was jerkin it and when I saw the notification instant 💦
“They got like 10 minutes in jail” got me
"Haiti is now nickelodeon dude" 😂😂😂😂😂🎉
4:00 the Karen’s are like spiders or bees. They’ll get ya sometimes and you get pissed, but they’re a necessary part of our ecosystem
Calling P Diddy "The Diddler" is comedy gold
The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again
Currently sitting in a bubble bath in Kyoto Japan listening to the dawgs. Woof woof to all you dawgs
Shane would’ve 10000% partied with diddy but 20000% woulda called him gay if he tried getting touchy feely
we gotta get the bull high on life, before this whole ship hits a bridge or something
I bet diddler has his goons pin you down if you don't do it voluntarily
And also up until Diddy did get handsy Shane would absolutely be trying to instigate that.
True. Now Matt on the other hand… 😂
Seeing Shane tonight in Portland. Let’s gooooo
I’m shocked he’s allowed there 😂.
Lots of old test stories in the new set. So happy to see it. beezer opened!!!! So fucking stoked on that
2 cups not using any of the 4 coasters. Love it. 1 Matty boy fart not even commented on. Also LOVE IT!!!! 😂
lol intro with diddy talking about 2016 is phenomenal 💀
Current events and a history lesson?
This is truly a return to form.
Thank you for your obvious input, critique dawg
@@JimmyJamesJimbo
Just doing the Lord’s work one comment at a time.
The fart during the ad killed me.
Wow- the boys didn't even bother warming up. Straight into it- HARD!
Just listened to episode #43... It's like an Alex Jones, Bohemian Grove call back with the Diddy 'conspiracies'!
Thankyou watch our clips too
It just hasn’t been a dawg’z day but this’ll make it a lil better, thx boys
Finally just 2 boys and 2 mics. Happy almost Friday my fellow dawgs
Blessing us with a pod on the eve of good Friday. Truly a gift for the dawgs
Love the fart on mic to right back to mouth hahahahah classic
Matt mccusker is a national treasure. Keep shining you syrup slinging machine.
Been a rough week at work. This literally saved me from calling it quits and walking out.
Should still quit. Start internet snooping for a less gay job ..tonight.
❤
“And then he snatched the blankets off of me in a fit of rage” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Matt doing tucker laugh is killer
Diddy’s gone but our shaman has returned. Praise be the dawgs
Check under your beds for P. diddlies before saying your nightly prayers Dawgs 🙏
Matt I love you so much, particularly love when you reveal hilariously embarrassing anecdotes from your life . We’re all just humans. God bless you and your family
I was mad stuck in traffic, till I seen the dawgs bless and now it’s a good Thursday afternoon
I fucking love you guys. Keep being bros, dawgs.
greatest intro song and then the transition to Diddy
WILDWILDWEST
Now this is a very nice treat. These are my favourite episodes.
Just the 2 real OG dawgs. We thank you 🙏
Puff?
Puffy?
Diddy?
Hiding in plain sight boys😂
Funny thing is they refer to gay men in the UK as a "Puff"😂😂
but i will always stand up for ditty gayness?? wait....Puff daddy is gay?!
Puff Did-He
Peter Puffers 😂 and he was the Puff Daddy.
Its All Coming Together
Blessed I am on this most stressed of days by non other than the grace of the dawgs
I totally wanted to hear these two's take on the Didler, lmfao!
Two in one week? You guys are the real DAWGZ
The shaman has returned. Blessed be the dawgz
Week 9 of asking to get Gerbz back on to bless the cast🙏
43:33 - whoooooa dude. Look at how harsh Shane's vibe gets toward Nate plugging his stuff. He looks genuinely pissed off 😂
Dude was fuckin rambling tho didn’t even know what he was saying
I was scrolling to see if anyone saw this and had context. Was super weird!
Work has been working me like a horse and this all I needed on my late lunch
Matt is a God-Tier conversationalist. Just a stream of consciousness existentialist
Was just studying clips from the Old Testament, but now let us gather for this new bountiful slop dawgs
It's a time warp. Yet surprising how the convo has had the same vibe for 6 years.
Matt approached me. Shook my hand. Straight NPC’d Out.
The dawgz pop up with a new vid just as im smokin my weed this is a blessed day
Just wait till Spud get goin on this on War Mode! Shout out to the Mode
This makes up for the last one
Man when the fuck are we going to get the Matt and Shane Secret Comedy tour. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE PISSIN ME OFF!
matt getting his news from twitter explains so much
God bless the dawgs
Dawgz unite, it's go time!
We need a cast with the infamous Dairy Queen. Find the king Reddi-Tore.
Thank god we see Gard-Dog's beautiful mitts to start off a Tag-Team cast. 00:00
new eps don’t stack up to the old ones
Blessed be the dawgs, for they have delivered us from Thursday.
This whole podcast felt like i was preprogramed❤ outstanding!
My favorite joke about Don Lemon is finding out his sister died drowning in a pool and a post on 4chan read:
"Looks like Don's sister is actually the *anchor* of the family"
Blessed be us dawgs with two episodes this week🙏🏻🙏🏻
Praise be, fellow dawgs. I am blessed to be among you all.
Our dawg food bowls hath been filled again
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
its cool hearing matt talk about the show in Schaumburg cause i went to the last show of the night and they did in fact make an announcement telling us not to vape at all hahaha