Food Theory: The WORST Crimes of Food Mascots... EXPOSED!
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
- Should Domino's Lock Up the Noid?
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Theorist, who do you think is the WORST food mascot? We know that the Burger King likes to break the law, Finn the Goldfish is kind of shady, and Count Chocula has a shameful past.... but are there cereal, fast food, and other mascots who are worse? Today we analyze their crimes and see who should be locked up for their crimes!
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Credits:
Writers: Santi Massa, Brett Turley
Editors: Koen Verhagen, Pedro Freitas, Nick Cramer, Dom Sealion
Sound Designer: Yosi Berman
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Welcome to Food Court (0:00)
Fast Food Mascots (3:30)
Breakfast Cereal Mascots (7:55)
General Food Mascots (9:20)
Beverage Mascots (11:06)
Snack Food Mascots (13:28)
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"So chetser ceetah is the one who is behind bars the longest"
Jolly Green Giant with 4,850,000,005 years in jail: *am i a joke to you*
ITS ALL BOTS
@ButterTofu1 IKKKK I posted this like 2 mins ago 💀
Counting 8 bots in this reply section
why are there so many bots💀
He couldn't fit in a jail cell ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Prisoner: "So, what are you in for?"
Jolly Green Giant: "Oh, I destroyed all of human civilization to make cheese."
Prisoner: seems reasonable cheese is love cheese is life
Chester Cheetah: "I feel you, man."
You know, a small felony
@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCal it's may
@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCal The heck you doing here? go to the copy of danno inside the void. also wth only 9 comments when theres bots?
The Jolly Green Giant should have the longest sentence if it wasn't for a couple of things.
1) We don't have a cell big enough for him.
And
2) We are all dead seeing how he just changed the day night cycle instantly and removed the moon from orbit.
We are doomed
I'm glad you called out the Cinnamon Toast Crunch squares, I was going to bring it up if you hadn't. Those cheerful little cannibals have weirded me out since I was a kid.
@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsbro what 😭
@@Polarsunsets stop responding the bots
@@ImANormal_Guy mb
I’m glad I’m not the only one put off by their cannibalism. Best cereal, worst commercials
SAME DUDE I HADE THE SAME IDEA
The time that the M&M’s LITERALLY ATE ONE OF THE SPOKESCANDIES
The amount of bots here 💀
THEY EAT THEIR OWN KINDDDD
I mean like- no wonder the orange m&m is terrified all the time
Spokescandies is such a good word.
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTPOld News
The Noid irl: Hehe I steal
The Noid in Family Guy: Hehe I ste- *Gets killed*
That one was so classic for Adam West (RIP)
Maybe it's the noise who shouldn't have avoided me
10
WHAT THE HECK? Anyways lol
@melissadaniel7862 the one Family Guy joke that actually made me laugh.
Yep 4,850,000,005 years is a reasonable sentence 😂
Or as GoAnimate would call it, a slap on the wrist.
Yeah well that's what happens when you take a bite out of the moon😂
yes
Cheese 🧀 🫕 🍕
All the new theorist hosts are doing great and obviously Matpat is a legend but in my personal opinion, Santi is as good as Matpat if not better. He's killing it, straight homicide
Santi oiled up
I'd say that out of the 4, Santi and Amy give the right kind of energy. Idk what it is about Lee and Tom, but they seem to have a different kind of energy they bring with each episode.
@@LegendofKal Tom is just too unhinged
It will never feel the same again 😢
But I like santi
"Chester Cheetah would be serving the most time in jail"
Green Giant: *am I a joke to you?*
What are the Green Giants crimes?
The thing with the green giant is that they'd have to actually be able to keep him behind bars. When the list of crimes include moving the sun and moon with his bare hand, all I can say is good luck with that.
I believe they mean the most realistic amounts of jail time.
@@masedaace5473 Did you watch the video?
@@xriban4363I say that the charges wouldn't stick because the changes that occur to the planet would only be indirect to the giant's actions
I feel like a round two would definitely have to include the Cocoa Puffs mascot, I remember him causing some serious damage
and also Little Caesar, he has a spear and used to be a roman dictator who had an army of around 5,000 men by his side as well
@@amberjackson5932 to the best of my knowledge he is a cosplayer/reenactor, but also I can't really think of any commercial where he does anything besides say pizza pizza at the end, little ceasers does a lot of focus on the food shots and not many animated segments
What about Apple jacks or fruit loops I think they did something bad I mean apple jacks ofc but maybe froot loops did something
@amberjackson5932 Aya might have already took care of him
Et tu brute
Watching about food while eating food, is such a good combination!
Fr
what's your BMI
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTP Who asked?
some of the food you're watching are also eating food! (cannibal M&Ms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch squares lol)
@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCal body count?
9:36 It's shocking to consider the most evil out of these macots happens to be for vegetables of all things.
You know its a good day when food theory comes out with a long form video
sorry, but this is not long form
long form (by food theory standards) is more like 20+ minutes
this video is nearly 16 minutes, so i would say it’s a little bit on the longer side, but not long form
15 minutes? Long form?
Just wait until this commenter finds out about Miniminuteman and Biliaridon's Alien Biospheres
I just got done watching a 1 hour and 20 minute video essay on Tyr from God of War. 15 minutes is a commercial on YT these days.
@@MagickP00dle yet at the same time RUclips shorts is a thing
@@BenedictSandwich do you also consider shorts long form? What's your point?
What’s are you called if you step on lucky charms
You’re a cereal killer :)
You better not be playing any trix, here I thought it would make you Captain Crunch
@@h2dfives799or a Green Giant
You’re telling me Captain Crunch isn’t even a real Captain?
Yo he got the check
We have x now
You must be new here my friend, welcome and watch old videos 😅
That's right. From what i remember, he's a lieutenant.
yeah ikr
I’m so incredibly happy and proud with how Santi has been handling food theory. So excited when a new video is up!! Thank you!!! I needed a video to watch while I ate my lunch😊
Agreed! He's so charismatic!
@UTTPWorldPoliceyou should be in jail for 48000000 years
BRO I WAS LOOKING FOR A VIDEO WHILE EATING, THANK YOU
SAMMEEEEEEE
same
Same bro
Same
Bots are so annoying
This Food Theory Video seems expandable (please make this into a series)
3:42-3:55 “Fast Food Deadpool” is a great way to describe this character.
Those ads are pretty funny.
@UTTPGeneralOrange get a life and grow up!
It is he is the fast food Deadpool heh
@@Youraverageartist87 The only thing funnier is the fact that Jack in the Box once collaborated with the real Deadpool at one point.
Santi becoming more and more animated with every video and I'm here for it!
Food Theory Keeps getting better and better
I’m sorry for the bots
I'm sorry for the bots
This is actually one of the most fun episodes of food theory in a while, not that matpat wasn’t as good anymore or anything, I just think Santi is really onto something here!!!
3:34 Santi : Wendy nothing Me : have you seen the things she says on twitter
5:39 *Duolingo entered the chat*
@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCalshut up
spanish or vanish
Captain crunch better be ready for some crunch time in JAIL!!
(I’m sorry)
The next person to comment is who asked thinks That food theory content is better and that Matt Pat will be missed
ur forgiven
that was an actually good joke
Oooh, interesting concept! Can't wait for the bots
Fr
All over this comment section already
And there they are...honestly why doesn't youtube do something about it??
@@juanelcrack1803 because then they could have to get rid of all the bots, so instead they give vague "promises" about fixing it while doing nothing so it looks out of their hands.
@@AlastorFan5900 Yeah, well, until that does happen, it's up to us to keep reporting them and the accounts they advertise every time they show up. The more people report them, the sooner they get terminated.
One of my favorite videos of this channel is the Cap’n Crunch video, great to see another video talking about the crimes of food mascots
Bot
The Noid would 100% be charged for "terroristic activities" and no way he only gets "10+ years" that dude is never getting out.
Nah man, he's on death row.
Just to point out, you CAN be tried twice for the same crime. If the crime breaks both US state and federal laws you can be tried by either or both. So you can be found not guilty in a state trial but then the feds can grab you on the courthouse steps and charge you
Finally! I have been waiting for some video like this to come out since 2020!
Two minutes in and I already love this idea! Santi bringing us back to the roots of silly food theory episodes, just feels so nostalgic and I love it!
THIS IS AMAZING! I’ve been hoping and wishing food theory would do this for so long, I even suggested this a few months ago, so thank you so much for doing this
The mascots have some dark secrets
Yep.
Canonically the Rasin Brand mascot is the strongest.
Because it’s the literal sun?
Who asked + I just farted
Bagel
Battle iq has to be nuts
4:52 Neil Ciceriega immediately started playing in my head. Which is an absolute win!
Great video! The "Charged for their crimes" Video type combined with Food theory is an awesome idea, and it was really fun to watch! keep making amazing content!
9:06 “DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?” - French man
Yas! - a Scottish man
4:52 LEMON DEMON REFERENCE “A MASK OF MY OWN FACE, ID WEAR THAT” (sorry I like indie music a little too much)
as matpat once said, "lemon demon"
SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THIS
Santi! Our family has some video ideas:
1. The lie about maraschino cherries. Are they really cherries?
2. Science behind drinking out of glass vs plastic and why glass tastes better
3. Has McDonald’s been lying to us about the Big Mac (or all of their food) and its “freshness”
4. Something about bioengineered food
5. The Maple syrup lie. How companies put additives in maple syrup but it’s not 100% maple (same with honey)
6. Is bug protein really better than animal protein?
7. Why are all of the food mascots evil?
8. Which food mascots would create the best good and evil team? (Thinking along the lines of DC and marvel 😅)
9. 48hour wilderness survival
10. 96hour water fast challenge- do it and then explain the science behind why it’s a benefit
We love the videos every week!🎉😊
I would put this on their Redit (I dont think they check the YT comments)
I really do enjoy Santi as Matt pats replacement on food theory! Great job once again!
4:52 I'd Wear That!
11:36 I love little crossover Easter eggs with all these videos now😂😂😂
your ability to keep things interesting never ceases to amaze me!
A legal eagle cameo missed opportunity but another incredible episode I loooove Santi😊
Unfortunately, the punishments usually don't always fit the crime in USA
If I see one of those spam bots. I’m gonna die. I didn’t ask bots. And MatPat is missed
Oh and bots, I cannot see you anymore. You’ve been hidden.
my condolences×4
They’ve been forced to add random characters to the end of their messages to avoid filters. Just keep reporting…
Don't reply to their comments everyone, it makes RUclips think that they are real
10:11
The collector from toh: 👁️👄👁️
Nearly everyone on BFB: 😅
But have you heard of moving the earth onto the moon? (BFB reference)
Very great stuff👍👍
5:00 How many burgers would the Hamburglar burgle if the Hamburglar could burgle burgers?
1:19 how many burgers could a hamburgler burgle if a hamburgler could burgle burgers.
I need a part two yesterday😩😭
Prisoner: so what are you in for?
Hamburglar: rubble, rubble
Well Santi is clearly not a lawyer, because sentencing does not ever work that way. Adding a second count does not double the length of time, so 10 counts would not increase jail time by an order of magnitude. As I understand it, federal sentencing guidelines are pretty complicated, but most crimes have a maximum sentence that can't be exceeded, and there is a lot that is up to the judge's discretion. Most of these crimes I think are unlikely to exceed 10 total years in prison for the perpetrators, and of course we're not factoring in the statute of limitations for most of these decades old crimes is well past expired. You'd have an uphill battle just getting a jury of peers to convict them in the first place, let alone sentence them to life sentences for burglary, battery, and vandalism!
uh oh food theory has gone BONKERS
good theory
They have
Bots are so annoying
@@SwissooI true. And youtube does nothing about it; i have reported them but still
UH OH HERE COMES BAD THEORY
"Chexecutioner." Santi, how could you?? 😭😭😭
I love Santi. He's doing such a great job living up to Matt's legacy. Good theory never fails to deliver a great episode ❤️
I like Santi!
These mascots are awesome! Always had one on my table growing up in breakfast
Love these kinds of vids!!!!
Go pick on someone your OWN size
Let’s go! Santis first food theory conspiracy about food people!
Santi is the kinda guy to eat the minty m&m with no question
4:45 LEMON DEMON REFERENCE??/?
Food Theory just keeps getting better! 💛
These mascots Better Call Saul if they want to get out of this one💀
*Mascots breaking the law* : Thats gonna be interesting!
matpat will be missed
Oh my goshh, was not expecting this about cereal😨😨 LOVE THIS
Great video Santi
Hi
Boi
Happy first comment 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Nah there’s spambots invading this comment
@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsIt’s kinda sad seeing pointless comments flooding the reply space. It’s not even rage bait anymore my man just said hi 😭😭
No, they’ve got rid of the old food theory intro
More mascot crimes heck yeah I love these episodes
This will probably be one of my favorite videos
Can you try to stop the spam bots? It’s genuinely sad and annoying to see them disrespecting these amazing channels, I don’t think you’re going to see this, but i can hope
I’m glad that more people are stepping in on this issue. I’ve been trying to raise awareness and the computers hate me now lol
To any of you yttp clowns, I asked and no your content isn't better and mat pat will be missed dearly, to anyone else who sees this comment, have a nice day and thank you for your consideration
Lol I feel ya! I’m the captain of the Spider Society Bait Police, so they really hate me! I got 1000 and counting replies on my comment from them 😂
@@TheFistOfNuevaYorkyeah I couldn't even get from the bottom of the replies to reply
@@DashyAndLuxplease like my second comment so people see that one instead of the first one. They shut my replies on the first one so I can’t talk to anyone 😭
9:50 Ah, so that's why he's named _Jolly_ ...
I wish that he covered sour patch kids. Theres some seriously funny and illegal stuff that goes on in their commercials
What is up with these bots
Imr
*sad that matpat retired*
I love the theory channels fr fr
"Food Court" should really be a regular sub-segment on Food Theory ... cuz ... everyone know how fun navigating the legal system is!
Not bad
10:49 sometimes I wonder, why I even take it seriously; sat down to verify the math..
😂😂😂😂I haven't laughed this hard in awhile for a theory. Great writing
Is this matpat?
No
Its his editor
The clock rotates
and the indestructible movement of time continues.
The time for Him is soon to arise,
not long now.
He welcomes you to His mind,
but It knows what that means.
It knows the truth.
Every detail matters.
0:05
Brothers, sisters the whole company rises against us while criminals wait and watch from the arsenal laughing.
Come with me and show them what it means to cross the Theorists.
As someone in the criminal justice field, and a long time theorist, this episode makes me beyond happy
ATTENTION! Please go like my other comment on this video instead of this one as the Computron Mob shut my replies off here so I can’t communicate with you guys. In the great words of Han Solo “I must’ve hit real close to the mark to get ‘em all riled up like that.” If you can’t find my other comment and you have something to say to me, go find me on another Theorist video. I’m fairly easy to find on any of the recent GTLives. Anyway, the advice below is still valid. Love you all
-Captain Arachnight 2099/Miguel O’Hara of the Spider Society Bait Police ♥️🕷️💙
⚠️Hello everyone!⚠️ Your friendly neighborhood Bait Police officer here to remind you not to reply to computers under comments! Replying to them makes RUclips think that they’re real people.
Things to do if you see a computer reply:
1. Do NOT reply! I know it might be tempting to clap back as these computers tend to slander our favorite creators, like Santi here, but replying to them will fool the RUclips algorithm into thinking that they’re real people.
2. Report the comment either for “Unwanted commercial content or spam”, or for “Harassment and bullying.” (Either works, but if you try both a couple of times and the comment doesn’t get removed, try reporting for Hate Speech.)
3. Block the account by going to their channel, first pressing the “Report” button to report the channel and then clicking “Hide this user from my channel” so that pesky computer account can’t reply to your comments anymore.
Safe commenting, friends 🫡
-Officer Miguel O’Hara of the Bait Police 💙🕷️♥️ (I swear it’s me, just rocking a Shanks pfp rn because he’s the GOAT)
PS. I’m NOT a computer and if you reply, I will get back to you as soon as I can. Ask me literally anything, even something dumb like who my favorite One Piece character is. I swear I’m not a computer!
Also, I am using the word “computer” instead of the “B O T” word in my comment and subsequent replies as the comments seem to get hidden for some reason when I use the latter 🤔 Please do the same so I can see your reply. YT filtration is evil!😡
I miss matpat
🗣️
Yeaaa…..😢
Dude. Shut up
Yeah………😢😢😢😢😢😢
Yea but he is also fun and good
Santi, I was nervous about still enjoying the food theory after Matpat left. But i’m so pleased and excited about what you’ve done so far on the channel. The name of “Edu-tainment”lives on with you new hosts as you do these silly videos that brighten our days. Thank you!
About Kool-Aid Man, we also have to remember the Jonestown incident... and whether he supplied the drink part of the concoction.
"Congrats to everyone Who is early and who found this comment.. 🐼🐧
Early
@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsshut up
Who asked + I just farted
✅
Nice
I need matpat
At first I hated the idea of new hosts but I’m getting used to it your doing a great job Santi the transition was seamless
I didn't expect rabid fire style episode to go over so many mascots, this was fun.
This comment is to test how many bots will reply 💀👍
Beep boo boo bop.
Answer 7
Here so kids can’t say first
11:36 tom with a moustache is GREAT, and i cant wait for every new video that the new theorists are up to :)
Theme song for this video "BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAAAAAW!!!!"
Imma like my own comment🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
You're awful
I do that too
Nice :) God bless!
Yep me too
Update: I did in fact like my own comment