All of these happen in Ohio naturally, sand being in someone is a blessing zues hitting a streetlight is normal, The water happens every day, the wine happens too, and hades curse is just a normal day Edit 1: well, ohio has been here for at least a couple months, and hades curse is the drive to school btw Edit 2: I'm fucking Laughing My ass off rn cus I checked and someone said it's the same in the f***** Phillipines 😂😂😂😂
@mrkamater-kuner7296 Hades is also the God of Volcanoes so him causing forest fires does make a little bit of sense, that and the fact he's also the God of the Underworld and there's plenty of fire down there.
@@TrashCan-q5o they are all from Super Mario 64 except for the Zeus and Hades one. The Zeus one is also from a Mario game, one of the newer ones I can’t remember. It’s for the haunted house levels though.
Average programmer experience You can't escape the bugs because you're tired and have been working till 3am. It will hurt and you will want to destroy your device. You gave it a nice try, but jt wasnt meant to be[gone]. Time to go to bed.
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*Nuh uh* 🗿
Hi
@@mohammedxgamer6328 hi
*Nuh uh*
Pharaoh summoning sand inside a person sounds absolutely insane 💀
free glass 🔥🔥🔥🔥
did he eat the glizzy plant or something
i remember that texture
*summons Sand in your mouth*
Diabolical
@@Capandset Old cinnamon challenge video
Apollo’s curse would be a poetic song while he crashes the sun into the earth
As the world caves in would be a fitting song
Percy Jackson reference???
Lmfao
"Here comes the sun, doo doo doo"
No it goes like "your are my sunshine my only sunshine"😂😂
Hades curse is just a average day in Australia for us
Naw
Mm
M
It’s worse
Same for us in California!
Same in Alberta during the summer
All of these happen in Ohio naturally, sand being in someone is a blessing zues hitting a streetlight is normal, The water happens every day, the wine happens too, and hades curse is just a normal day Edit 1: well, ohio has been here for at least a couple months, and hades curse is the drive to school btw Edit 2: I'm fucking Laughing My ass off rn cus I checked and someone said it's the same in the f***** Phillipines 😂😂😂😂
@@thebransons9387isn’t Ohio like 1 - 2 years old
Edit: I’m literally talking about the meme don’t tell me it’s 100+ years old🙏😭
The wine bottle one took me out ☠️
The wine bottle one took me out🤓🤓
Funniest joke in 2024:
I don’t even like wine and somehow it was still the most upsetting to me
Damn, Zeus really hated that streetlight💀
🙃
@@JohnnPeter-h7z 🃜🃚🃖🃁🂭🂺
Fr bro it was damn confusing why ha hates it
I am pretty sure that street lamp is now pregnant.
I was literally just thinking that😂
Hades’ curse is sick though
Only that he had nothing to do with fire 🤔
But he got defeated by the first Chinese emperor
you are sick
@@martinroner5688 fr tho
curse of vanishing when
Bro really hates that streetlight💀
Zeus said: fck this streetlight in particular
Zeus: This Streetlight Doesn’t Give Light So I’ll Give It Light
Zeus: Nothing more erect than mine.
My laggy wifi making these look low quality makes this video so much better💀
WAIT FR? 💀
I swear Zeus just tryna beef with a streetlight
(Edit: why does this have so many likes)
JUSTICE FOR THE STREETLIGHT!!
That street light must be kratos man💀
nah zeus tryna fuck the streetlight
@@DEWHITEOSCAR nah bro is saitama in the season 1 intro 🤣
@@gibidoune what Saitama has to do with Zeus or Kratos?
Thanos: *Snaps fingers*
The popular girl at school:
💀
Wtf lol
I think i understand
Oh the first part?
THAT IS CRAZYYYYY, atleast she wont have to be a teen mom anymore
Pharaohs curse is all fun and games till you gotta pee
🙃
@@JohnnPeter-h7z you be peeing sand and dust
@@JohnnPeter-h7z yo toilet will be filled with sand
Ouch
WUT 😟
Bro hades would be THE spot for a metal gig
Hade's curse wasn't even a curse, his Uber driver took him straight to hell
The uber guy was charon in disguise
The hell you mean @Adeepatay581 Thats just transit bro
Bluds driver was named tedd
Bros in California💀
POV: the driver says “have you ever just asked yourself if any of this matters?” As the speed of the car slowly reaches 100 mph
Zeus: "YOU THINK YOUR THE ONLY FLASHY ONE?"
*spams lighting on streetlight*
Lmao 😂
Zeus thinks he is the streetlight
🙃
Tengan?
Circle circle r2 r1 l2 Square square square triangle
I love how its all funny mario music, then hades shifts to *SEPHIROTH*
IKR
Didn't Cloud work for Hades while looking for Sephiroth in KH1?
True but advent version fits better
Oh cloud better run
That's because Hades is pretty chill in most mythologies. If you get cursed by *him* then you really f*cked up.
Grimace shake: ❌
Pharaoh's curse: ✅
still joking about grimace shake unironically is geniunely wild
@@imag3ryon god
Hades curse is just:KEEP FUCKING DRIVING.
videogame mission type drive lol
@@casoxotic Far cry 5 ending ahhh drive💀
Shit be looking like the fire breather from Content Warning
he hit the chained qtes perfectly into a combo
@@LegoBeerus. frrr bro
Him: starts with pharaoh
Also him: proceeds to do all greek deities
@EvanPullen ares is from roman mythology
@@JulesVanRegemortelares is greek afaik
@@JulesVanRegemortelares is a greek deity of war, however his roman name is mars.
@@Sam_sammington thank u, somebody read Rick Riordan 😅
@EvanPullen no, Ares is Greek.
"Return the slab or suffer my curse" looking ahh
Goated comment
Fr
Courage the cowardly dog!
W courage the cowardly dog reference🗣️🗣️🗣️
W REFERENCE RIGHT HERE!
1. cimmonin
2. bathroom fix
3. lightning bolt strucking
4. wine break
5. nuke
6. fire haven
"ZUUUUS, IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME, COWARD, COME DOWN HERE AND FACE ME NOW"
It's Zeus zuus
STRIKE ME DOWN ZUES, YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS.
ZOOS‼️ YOUR SON HAS RETURNED‼️‼️I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE GODS OF OLYMPUS‼️‼️‼️
Zoooooozs
he will make with an other demi god 😂😂
Me during Hades curse: “🎶IM ON THE HIIIIIGHWAY TO HELL! IM ON THE HIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELLLLLL!🎶”
absolutely banger song!
@mrkamater-kuner7296 hades is the god of the underworld
nah its kino der toten
Highway to Hell goes hard
@mrkamater-kuner7296 Hades is also the God of Volcanoes so him causing forest fires does make a little bit of sense, that and the fact he's also the God of the Underworld and there's plenty of fire down there.
That Pharaoh: Return Da Slaaaaab
Posidedon: AMBATUKAAH
😂😂😂
It should be "m" at the end of ambatukaam
Poseidon*, not posideDON, but poseidon
Zeus: I HATE STREETLIGHTS!
Dionysus: TEIK THIS, MORANS!
Ares: IMMA STOP THIS DOOD
Hades: *Omega Flowey laugh*
bro the first one is an average 2-year old kid after playing in the sand during lunch💀🙏
That would be me 💀
Bro really said ∆⃟⃟𓋢𓉣𓉤𓉡⃟⃝ᥫ ∆⃟⃟𓋢𓉡⃟⃝ᥫ 𓃻
Edit: ∆𓋢𓉤𓉡⃟∆ 𓃻𓉣𓉤𓉡᭡
Tf is thay
Bro speaking hyroglyphics
He's saying fax rn tbh
The symbols???????
Wtf how did u write that???
Love how it’s a ton of gods from Greek mythology and a random pharaoh
THE pharaoh
The Pharaoh turns your insides to sand, that's why he rolls with the crew
@@LeoTheYutyZeus: "welcome to the crew Pharaoh"
Pharaoh: "yoo this is sick thanks man"
@@The-skeletonified-man lmao
@@LeoTheYuty Technically, Theoretically, Maybe, considering The fact, Just Possibly, The Pharaoh could be the god of the dessert..
The alcoholics really be hating Diyonisus’ Curse
How come a God of wine have beef with the alcoholics?
@@davidkruhek7124 They didn't leave enough wine for him 💀💀
@@davidkruhek7124 because greed
@@davidkruhek7124 they secretly drank the entire wine stock
Snob drink, deserves hate, waste of grapes
no one talkin abt the "ares' curse"💀
Yes.💀
Exactly like god dude
Kinda got me ngl
Everyone else: Mario songs
Hades: YOU BETTER KEEP DRIVING BI-
Wait what song is that
@@Imdead5467 one winged angel (sephiroths theme in final fantasy there’s also another version of it called advent: one winged angel)
it’s literally just a video of someone driving in california 😭😭😭
Can you tell name of Ares' curse song pls? :
@@dizzzyaySuper Mario 64 - Koopa's Theme
Pharoah: don’t be suspicious the Greek gods haven’t noticed I’m not one of them
What do you mean? Pharaoh was my favourite Greek God!
🙃
@@creepedoomboomyour dumm😂
@@creepedoomboom oh nah 💀
@@creepedoomboom💀💀
The songs opened up a whole new level of nostalgia
It is.
What are the names of the songs?
I need to know the names
The last one is One Winged Angel from Final Fantasy 7!
@@TrashCan-q5o they are all from Super Mario 64 except for the Zeus and Hades one. The Zeus one is also from a Mario game, one of the newer ones I can’t remember. It’s for the haunted house levels though.
Hades curse is juat a normal Florida Morning
Zeus trying to make that one streetlight work again
Hades curse is literally California in the summer when someone sneezes
That aint even Hades, That's Hestia's domain
Minecraft nether be like:
@@LawrenceLafuentefinally someone other than me says it
Apolos curse: permanently day
Nuh uh it's the sun gets 200,000x hotter
@@Fat_ahh So Arizona?
Bro turned on “always day”
helios*
Nah, he'd send a highly infectious and deadly plague to be inflicted upon the citizens of earth
Oh wait
Great combo of concepts
VG music / mythos / memes
-all with context that harmonizes. Props to the creator for the mind stretch
Hades really said "Nah, can't be bothered, get Sephiroth to do it"
Kingdom Hearts be like-
May your heart be your guiding key
Your cooked
Man got 𓏏𓎼𓋴𓉔𓉔𓆓𓐍𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂝𓊪𓃉𓐀 curse
Does that Translate to Pharaos curse?
@@ee3660💀
💀@@ee3660
@@ee3660 that's from prison
@@Drippy_Kirby_69420 nah
"STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS. YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO-" Famous Last Words
Ahhhhh i remember that lol
pikmin
Pikmin
Damn, first 100 like comment
“YOU SHALL NOT BE FREE FROM MY CURSE!” *starts summoning sand inside of you*
🤨
@@Carlgaming-jc9df it's sand bro..... there is nothing dirty about it
just sandy
@@Astaroth_The_Devil 🤨🤨🤨
@@Carlgaming-jc9df bro dirty minded
Bro got the pharaos curse then proceeds to spawn the entire Saharan desert with that sneeze
Bros hated by everyone and everything💀
R.I.P
A Venetian had a heart attack, pneumonia, bronchopneumonia and a panic attack while watching the video of Dionysus' curse fr😔
Bruh the mario64 music was on point!💀
153 likes? And no comments? Let's fix this
@@learningenglish242please don't.
Zeus' curse: "Fuck this lamp post in particular."
Lol
Dionysus' Curse: "Fuck these bottles in particular"
Ares' curse: "fuck those operators of atgm"
Poseidon's curse: "fuck this pipe in particular."
pharoah's curse: "Fuck this ma- I mean uh"
the sm64 music gives me 783876663626277 years of life
Ikr
The music in the first clip is from an old show called « popee the performer »
no its the desert theme in sm64!
@@leecross473 mb, ur right. I confused it with a similar sounding audio 👍
that zeus music gave me nostalgia
Do you know which soundtrack it’s called?
Dionysus one got me f*****g dying
THE WINE JUST RANDOMLY FALLING 🤣🤣🤣
Edit: wow, 111 likes, ive never got so much likes in a comment, tysm guys!
The music in first one tho💀💀💀💀
He dead
lol
Mario 64 fits to memes toooo gooood
At this point ares just trolling💀😭🙏
"💀" in slang is a way to replace "I'm a slutty Femboy" or "Please fuck me with your big hard cock", commonly used by Femboys.
"💀" in slang is a way to replace "I'm a slutty Femboy" or "Please fuck me with your big hard cock", commonly used by Femboys.
Yeeting a nuke
Yeeting a nuke
The sounds are nostalgic as heck
Sisyphus' curse: doing a task, then fking it up and having to start all over
*Ultrakill P rank player heavy breathing.*
THIS PRISON TO HOLD ME?
I didn't expect an ultrakill player here
And i dont regret a SECOND of it
Average programmer experience
You can't escape the bugs because you're tired and have been working till 3am. It will hurt and you will want to destroy your device. You gave it a nice try, but jt wasnt meant to be[gone]. Time to go to bed.
@@NotGuymen a visitor? Hmm, indeed. I have slept long enough
Dyionysuis' curse boutta get me Drunk 💀.
Pharaoh: *Egyptian*
Everyone else: *Greek*
Also Pharaoh is not even a deity is he?
@@makhmutov yeah the pharaoh is just the Egyptian ruler -- BUT the pharaoh WAS considered a demigod of sorts, so not inaccurate
He didn’t have powers tho
@@makhmutov they thought themselves deities.
Except for Sephiroth. He’s Japanese I think.
The first one ate too much cheerio dust💀
Hade curse: accidenty touched the earth
Zeus: beef with street light
Fr
He mad that he not the only one control lighting
Hade's curse is just literally the nuclear ending of Far Cry 5 😭
rahh i miss playing that game so much, had to delete it it was pretty damn good
The last one ☠️ Bro is driving in the nether 🔥🔥🔥
Pharaoh one got me of guard💀
ME TOO , DUDE ☠️
hades curse looks like tranzit
Yes
The pregnant lady when thanos snaped
NAHHHH
he sneezed and got the pharohs curse at the same time wow
POV: You ate a dry ass biscuit
Fr
Demeter’s curse: *bad harvest for the season*
Unfunny
Zesus really wanted beef with the streetlight 💀💀
The streetlight 9 months later: 🤰
The pharaoh's curse is so funny 😭
Athena’s curse is probably something like “You are now breathing manually.”
@Hexler_TheWitchture
(Edit: true… how did I even misspell that???)
First bro ate the dune burger 💀
💀💀💀
That first one came out on beat
Bro had his soul taken out of his body😂😂
Bro forgot to return the tombstone💀
First man just coughed up a whole desert
All fun and games until we see venus's curse
ah hell nah
No thanks
What did Venus do again?
@@dathanreyes9281 you dont wanna know
Just know that is god of 💕
Bro the bowsers castle music hits hard 🔥
New curses just dropped
Mida's curse: a gold bar hits you
Would absolutely love that
No that would be sooo bad like I could pay my bills that would suck 🌚
only it hits you at mach 7. And goes straight for the cranium.
@Hexler_TheWitch "You'll never see it comiiiing!"
No gold or money (Midas is the king of greed)
Pharaoh's curse music and the dude got me dying 😭💀
Dionysus,Ares and Hades all gave me 360° no scopes
Return the slab at once!
Zeus did NOT like that light post
pole really said "I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE DRUNK DRIVERS OF OLYMPUS!"
bro hades curse background was WILD just like WILD
We have a Pharaoh ' s curse at first , then we have Greek Gods ' curse...
Rocket launchers ancestors 100% got beef with Ares 💀
Finally someone talking about Aries
@@TTARENEY Fr bro 💀
If I was in the last one I would play “Highway To Hell”
RUclips shorts users finding this meme after a whole ass year
Bro got cursed by an entire mythology 💀
That one pregnant woman when thanos snap his fingers:
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bro it should have come out from the womb ☠️
Went from Egyptian to Greek mythology lol
Bro really said 𓄿𓅁𓅂𓆖𓆕𓅢𓀌𓀍𓀎𓁛𓁜𓁙𓁝𓁣𓁧𓋇𓋌𓁶𓁵
Now imagine all those curses into one, Kratos' Doom
My honest reaction: 💀
My honest face: 💀
Life after watching this video: 💀
afrodite curse: *testicular torsion!*
Hades’ curse is driving in Australia
"jesus christ johnny how many slabs did you take?"
*"Yes"*
bro zeus curse is like zeus is fighting with the pole ☠️
The music makes this so goofy
Bro explaining gow in 60 sec☠️💀
The Poseidon's curse happened to me yesterday