Chefs parents explain about the time they met the loch ness monster Sorry its just stills, i tried to upload the real video but it was a copyright violation! The sounds the funny part thow!
"Well, it was about that time that I noticed the girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era." This gets me every time. XD
SuperiorNizzle you can find something new every single time you rewatch an episode. Sometimes you notice something from 15 years that applies more aptly to a situation today than it did back then! Lol.
***** you don't drink malt liquor at a bar, you drink it out of a brown paper bag on the sidewalk. and yes, 40oz. of freedom usually comes out to about treefiddy.
***** Aww fuck not you again. Also, I can go buy thunderbird, (dirt cheap wine-ish liquor shit), for around a dollar from the local "liqueur"store. There are many cheap drinks that also can include Night Train Express and Cisco. Then again a bottle of bloody Johnny Walker and Hennessey can reach 500+ US dollars so it is all fair game.
***** Yes we do, I get a state tax and a federal tax on all my booze, (two taxes on a sale). And yes, I definitely wont be going to Canada any time soon to waste myself.
Parker and Stone had no idea at the time. But when they came up with this scene, they had unknowingly created one of the best running gags in all of South Park.
I drive school buses, & this year, after 5 year's here, I asked for a raise. My boss asked, "How much?" I said, "I'm gonna need about tree fitty." He went nuts! Just because I'm Scottish, & born in the Paleozoic era, & 20 stories tall....
I went on a first date at a restaurant with a chick I was talking to online. She is attractive, funny, very smart, and we had a great time. When it came to the bill I offered to pay the bill and she offered to cover the tip. Then she said she was short on the tip. I asked her how much she needed. I won't forget the next words out of her mouth: "About tree fiddy." It was about this time I noticed that my date was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era. I said, "Damn it, monsta, get out of this restaurant! I ain't givin' you no damn tree fiddy!"
Mr Handsome Hippo Nope, that's not what the two lads said. But in reality, it should have been the Paleozoic era. Although, during that era, most species would evolve.
desfefe Indeed. Plesiosaurs, which it's generally believed the 'monster' is a type of, first appeared during the late Triassic period (Mesozoic era). The latest Paleozoic period (Permian) predates this by some 50m years.
1010ryuzaki what the fuck is a coruscation and what the fuck is the pedidoic era, well this did come from someone with a minecraft profile picture so i shouldn't be surprised
So I’m a student in college and I want to share my story. I had to take an English class my freshman year. It was a fun class, and I liked the teacher, but there was so much work I could barely keep up. I fell behind and handed in three papers late. Because they were late I had lost a lot of points and I was on the verge of failing. I went to my teacher, a nice brunette woman, and asked “Professor Erickson, what do I need to do to bring up my grade?” She leaned down and looked me in the eyes and said “I need about tree fiddy.” That’s when I realized my teacher was actually a 20 foot tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era and I said “get out of here you damn Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t givin you no damn tree fiddy!”
reminds me of a time when I went to the mountains and encountered the abominable snowman, I was at an hotel in a mountain town and a snowstorm was coming, I took a walk outside in the yard before going back inside, then suddenly as it was snowing, a mysterious figure appeared in the fog, I got closer and I understood that it was a 2.5m tall primitive ape with white fur. i asked him "what do you want mister snowman" and he said "i need about 🌳 fiddy" and that's when i realized he it wasn't the abdominal snowman, but a giant prehistoric sea turtle with a giraffe neck aka the lock ness monster covered with a white wolf fur jacket, however i did encountered the real abominall snowman 2weeks later
I,ll link if peeps like (have to chase down the memory hole) about a non fiction account by a an Hindu fellow that wrote a book along the lines of ' A drug dealer for a day' or similar . . he was an true investigative journalist who (due to his brown Indian skin) He 'introduced' himself into the black run highrise welfare drug den ghetto's of Chicago He pretty soon was 'party' to the inner goings on of black inner city drug gangs (excellent book & will find info if anyone interested) But to my point (!) with 'affirmative action' older black 'safe ?' people were housed in traditional white neighbourhoods (ooh how cute ) But (!) these old 'quiet' black fellows had family back in the hood ! #FootinTheDoor Yeah so the Hood relatives of these 'old & tired & peaceful , guffaw' black fellows invaded these once peaceful white suburbs & turned them into hellholes . . thank your local mafiocracy Dem for your . . lit tire shoved down around your neck . . South Africa blacks style .
Ben Winter - I was eagerly expecting a “tree fiddy” punchline to your weird story but disappointed you’re just a ranting racist boomer right-nut 8-story-tall WAIT A SECOND
TechWithKEM what's strange is as I see your comment it's sitting at 3.50 million views. Your comment was posted 3 years ago...not sure if it's 3.5 years.
Chef's Mom: "Lord he was angry." Chef's Dad: "Damn right I was angry." Chef's Mom: "Not you the monster. He was about to kick yo' ass." I was drinking water when this came up...almost ended very badly.
The lochness monster is the most elaborate and elusive scam artist to date, he condensed himself into the body of a little girl, despite being 8 stories tall, and even spent millions if not billions to build an alien spaceship to probe chefs dad, the dedication is there
“Lord he was angry...not you, da monsta, he was about to kick yo ass!” I have no idea why that makes me laugh as hard as it does. It just does. One of life’s simply luxuries, I reckon.
*I started going to the gym a year ago. I've met several of my friends there and even made a few enemies. But I met a girl there that I couldn't stop thinking about. She was more beautiful than anyone I had ever seen, and I wanted her. We started talking and I found out she was single, so we started going out. Weeks went by as we got closer and closer until one day, I wanted to take it a step further. I asked her to come to my bedroom for some 'fun' and she followed me. When we got into the room, she stopped. I asked what was wrong, and she said back to me, " Well, it's just... I need about tree fiddy." And that's when I realized she was a 20-story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. The Loch Ness Monster had tricked me again!*
So I was on Discord one day, leaving it running like I usually do. One day while I was in the middle of playing a game I got a friend request from someone, so I accepted it. A while later they DMed me, we exchanged hellos and small talk and it continued that way for quite some time. Eventually we became somewhat friends, often asking eachother how our days were to varying results. He was there for me and I was there for him. One day however, he came online, asking me the usual questions and talking about the usual things, until he changed the subject to something a bit more serious. Discord friend told me he was a bit behind on rent, and desperately needed some money so I decided to help him out. I asked him "How much are you behind on rent?" And I'll never forget what he said to me. He said "I need about tree fiddy." It was about dang time I realized his profile pic was 8 stories tall and of a crustacean from the Paleolithic era. Damn it monstah! Get out of my DMs I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!
the other day I was walking down the street and a hobo aproached me, he asked for change and then told me about how his wife divorced him and took his kids, he spent all his money on alimony then got sick and couldn't pay his alimony do to medical bills so he went to prison, while in prison he was fired and couldn't get a job after he was released, this story touched me so I said "hobo how much do you need" and he said "I need about tree fiddy" that was when I realised that this hobo was 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era, so I said "DAMMIT MONSTA I AINT GIVIN YOU NO DAMN TREE FIDDY" and he said "how bout two fiddy" so I said "DAMMIT MONSTA GET YOUR OWN DAMN MONEH"
I can't tell if Chef's dad doesn't know what a crustacean is or if all the other people who claimed to have seen the Loch Ness Monster got it really wrong.
So the other day a jahova's witness knocked on my door asking me if I would like to hear about christ. Now im an athiest but I hate turning people down so I let her come in. She sat on my couch and started telling me about jesus and how he had died for our sins but what really caught my attention is when she stopped and said "look the church isnt doing so good. Their trying to get reasons to knock it down to build a mall" this broke my heart so I asked her how much would be a good amount to stop the demo of the church and she said " I.. I need bout tree fiddy." Thats when I realized the Jahova's witness was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protazoic era. So I said " GOD DAMN IT MONSTA GET OUTA MAH HOUSE. I AINT GIVEN YOU NO DAMN TREE FIDDY." So he asks "well how about too fiddy?" So I says "before you wanted tree fiddy now you want too fiddy?!? What is there a sale on lach ness munchies?!?" So I gave him a dollah but now he comes back every week askin for a tree fiddy. Any help?
+Vincent “Captain Homeless” Rombola Dude, you and your first world problems. Do you know Loch has been here for millions of years and still not a citizen. You know Loch can't work or feed his KIDS!. You know how expensive water is??? By the metric ton! But no let's keep prehistoric creatures as non citizens. And deny their refugee status. What are you one of those hard line Scott's or something man? And for the last time why is it Monster!. Have you seen a fucking T-Rex, Oh but Loch he's a monster. Look man your probably an alright guy. I just know how it's been for Loch. Oh and btw never spoke to you before but he asked me to ask you if you had that Tree Fiddy. He got into an altercation totally not his fault and can't make anymore calls.
Well I was on the internet one day looking around, when I saw a Steam sale going down. I open Steam and go to one of the games I want to check the price tag. The game's price tag said "about tree fiddy." It was at that point of course, that I realized the Steam client was eight stories tall, and a crustacean from the plesozoic era. "GET OUT OF HERE LOCH NESS MONSTER!" I yelled. "YOU AIN'T GETTIN NO DAMN TREE FIDDY!"
Little do they know this skit plays in my head every single day whether I think about it or not!!!! This joke is forever funny!!! Its my Funny Bone!!! Bout 3 Fiddy
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"Well, it was about that time that I noticed the girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era."
This gets me every time. XD
😂😂
Anyone could get fooled!
Thats my fav part 2,so funny
Same here 😂
Classic.!!!!
I love how they consistently call the kids "crackahs". 😂😂
Mario1611 Only noticed this after years of watching this clip 😂
SuperiorNizzle you can find something new every single time you rewatch an episode. Sometimes you notice something from 15 years that applies more aptly to a situation today than it did back then! Lol.
They just cute as the dickens
they have no right using that word
And they just answer like it doesn't matter.
To this day nobody knows what the lochness monster needed tree fiddy for.
***** There was a sale on loch ness munchies. lol
Malt liquor duh
***** you don't drink malt liquor at a bar, you drink it out of a brown paper bag on the sidewalk. and yes, 40oz. of freedom usually comes out to about treefiddy.
***** Aww fuck not you again. Also, I can go buy thunderbird, (dirt cheap wine-ish liquor shit), for around a dollar from the local "liqueur"store. There are many cheap drinks that also can include Night Train Express and Cisco. Then again a bottle of bloody Johnny Walker and Hennessey can reach 500+ US dollars so it is all fair game.
***** Yes we do, I get a state tax and a federal tax on all my booze, (two taxes on a sale). And yes, I definitely wont be going to Canada any time soon to waste myself.
I love how one of the funniest south park moments is also one of the least offensive.
Unless you're a Lochness monster.
Wonder if that says something.... Hmmm.
+Derek Van Deusen +SavageHelix Unless you're a crustacean from the paleolithic era
+Lars T. or you're in the mood for graham crunchie things.
Derek Van Deusen ;
I'm like #200....An' I'm gonna need about tree fitty.
"I gave him a dollar." "She gives him a dollar!"
Nola Chick "Of course he not gonna leave now, he gonna think you got more."
Nobody gives away their last dollar to be fair.
@@eternallegacy89 he tricked me
@@e13kid She didn't give away her last dollar, only gave him one in hopes he would go away.
Parker and Stone had no idea at the time. But when they came up with this scene, they had unknowingly created one of the best running gags in all of South Park.
Is it really a running gag if it only appeared in one episode?
@@Keyring7031Running gags come in all shapes and sizes- and lengths.
@@Keyring7031 It’s a running gag in popular culture. I still regularly see it quoted on social media forums. Shit gets me every time
They continue with the Succubus episode.
I need about tree fiddy
Goddammit lochness monster!
We work for our money around here!
joe clark we don't take too kindly to people who work for their money around here.
What is there a sale on loch Ness munchies or sumthin!?
Why you need 3 fiddy monster?
I gave him a dollah
+beinyourguard gave him a dollah!
beinyourguard She gives him a dollah!
+beinyourguard You gave that damn lockness monster a dollar!?!
Mr. L i thought he'd go away if i gave him a dollar
Well no WONDER the damn monster keeps coming back!
"Well no wonder the damn monster keeps coming back to our house, you keep giving him tree'fiddy".
I love how they complement each others' stories.
I drive school buses, & this year, after 5 year's here, I asked for a raise.
My boss asked, "How much?"
I said, "I'm gonna need about tree fitty."
He went nuts!
Just because I'm Scottish, & born in the Paleozoic era, & 20 stories tall....
HAHA HAHA
It's funny cause I used to drive a school bus.
Loch Ness monsters gotta eat too... and maybe raise a family. Impressive you can get by on just tree fiddy!
GOD DAMNIT LACHNESS MONSTA!!!! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!
Get your own damn money!
For being a millions-year-old creature, you sure have grown a lot in just the past 20 years to have gone from 8 stories tall to 20 stories tall lol
"What?! You gave him anotha damn tree fiddy?!"
"He tricked me!"
I went on a first date at a restaurant with a chick I was talking to online. She is attractive, funny, very smart, and we had a great time. When it came to the bill I offered to pay the bill and she offered to cover the tip. Then she said she was short on the tip. I asked her how much she needed. I won't forget the next words out of her mouth: "About tree fiddy." It was about this time I noticed that my date was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era. I said, "Damn it, monsta, get out of this restaurant! I ain't givin' you no damn tree fiddy!"
i hope you guys are married XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love you
😂😂😂
I think you missed one more, when Chef was a little boy and he wanted $3.50.
Tree fiddy.
Oh my God, I love Chef's parents so much. This scene always kills me. I wish they'd bring them back because these two were comedic gold.
I love how South Parks most tame joke is still comedic gold even after so many years this aired.
I love when Chef's mother says "He tricked me". I nearly pissed myself from laughter the first time I saw that episode!
Gamora: Did you do it?
Thanos: Yes.
Gamora: What did it cost you?
Thanos: About tree fiddy.
Gamora: Well, it was about that time I realized that Thanos was about 8-stories tall, and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era!
Perfect
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Hahahahha GOOD ONE!
well it was about that time i realized that this girl scout was 8 stories tall and a coruscation from the pedidoic era
8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleolithic era
desfefe Is it not Paleozoic?
Mr Handsome Hippo
Nope, that's not what the two lads said. But in reality, it should have been the Paleozoic era. Although, during that era, most species would evolve.
desfefe Indeed. Plesiosaurs, which it's generally believed the 'monster' is a type of, first appeared during the late Triassic period (Mesozoic era). The latest Paleozoic period (Permian) predates this by some 50m years.
1010ryuzaki what the fuck is a coruscation and what the fuck is the pedidoic era, well this did come from someone with a minecraft profile picture so i shouldn't be surprised
Where I live, someone has a license plate that states, "Tree Fiddy."
+Big_dro
Tr3Fi6y
Are they also approximately 8 stories tall?
Is it a black Dodge Charger? 'Cause if it is that's my car 😂
Is the driver a crustacean from the Paleolithic Era? Because that might actually be the Loch Ness Monster.
Loch Ness monster need that tree fiddy
I love how his voice cracks when he says "raisin oatmeal".
LOL "No not you, the monster, he was about to kick yo ass!" XD
So I’m a student in college and I want to share my story. I had to take an English class my freshman year. It was a fun class, and I liked the teacher, but there was so much work I could barely keep up. I fell behind and handed in three papers late. Because they were late I had lost a lot of points and I was on the verge of failing. I went to my teacher, a nice brunette woman, and asked “Professor Erickson, what do I need to do to bring up my grade?” She leaned down and looked me in the eyes and said “I need about tree fiddy.” That’s when I realized my teacher was actually a 20 foot tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era and I said “get out of here you damn Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t givin you no damn tree fiddy!”
reminds me of a time when I went to the mountains and encountered the abominable snowman, I was at an hotel in a mountain town and a snowstorm was coming, I took a walk outside in the yard before going back inside, then suddenly as it was snowing, a mysterious figure appeared in the fog, I got closer and I understood that it was a 2.5m tall primitive ape with white fur. i asked him "what do you want mister snowman" and he said "i need about 🌳 fiddy" and that's when i realized he it wasn't the abdominal snowman, but a giant prehistoric sea turtle with a giraffe neck aka the lock ness monster covered with a white wolf fur jacket, however i did encountered the real abominall snowman 2weeks later
Hahaha, I can never see an old, black couple again without thinking of these two...
😭😭😭
The old couples where all their grandparents were slaves so they all have fancy white names
I,ll link if peeps like (have to chase down the memory hole) about a non fiction account by a an Hindu fellow that wrote a book along the lines of ' A drug dealer for a day' or similar . . he was an true investigative journalist who (due to his brown Indian skin)
He 'introduced' himself into the black run highrise welfare drug den ghetto's of Chicago
He pretty soon was 'party' to the inner goings on of black inner city drug gangs (excellent book & will find info if anyone interested)
But to my point (!) with 'affirmative action'
older black 'safe ?' people were housed in traditional white neighbourhoods (ooh how cute )
But (!) these old 'quiet' black fellows had family back in the hood !
#FootinTheDoor
Yeah so the Hood relatives of these 'old & tired & peaceful , guffaw' black fellows invaded these once peaceful white suburbs & turned them into hellholes . . thank your local mafiocracy Dem for your . . lit tire shoved down around your neck . . South Africa blacks style .
Ben Winter - Did you just have a stroke? Do you require medical assistance?
Ben Winter - I was eagerly expecting a “tree fiddy” punchline to your weird story but disappointed you’re just a ranting racist boomer right-nut 8-story-tall WAIT A SECOND
Omg, his subscriber's amount is 350 too!
It was about that time that I realized that bmn8 was about eight stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleolithic era!
you mean tree fiddy?
bluebe123 hahaha TechWithKEM i really should read these comments more
i just need about 350 subscribers....
TechWithKEM what's strange is as I see your comment it's sitting at 3.50 million views. Your comment was posted 3 years ago...not sure if it's 3.5 years.
Chef's Mom: "Lord he was angry."
Chef's Dad: "Damn right I was angry."
Chef's Mom: "Not you the monster. He was about to kick yo' ass."
I was drinking water when this came up...almost ended very badly.
AAH SHUT YOUR DAM MOUTH WOMEN!!!!
GAD DANG NANAH
‘Well it was about that time that I noticed this Girl Scout was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jurrasic World 3 leaked
Love that part 🤣
LMAO!
WHAT, you gave that damn monster another tree fiddy? he tricked me XD
"you chef's parents?"
"yeah, all his life!"
No shit hahahahaha
The lochness monster is the most elaborate and elusive scam artist to date, he condensed himself into the body of a little girl, despite being 8 stories tall, and even spent millions if not billions to build an alien spaceship to probe chefs dad, the dedication is there
And succesfully passed as an ophtalmologist with actual clientelle for who knows how long!! Gotta give him some credit!
All for tree fiddy
Still one of the greatest jokes in SP history.
IndigoPhoenix21 I need about tree fiddy
“We had taco salad that night”
“Don’t minda What we had fo dinna woman”
20 years later and this is still funny as hell
This is the one of the most random things on this show and it’s absolutely hilarious and idk why
“We has taco salad for dinner that night.” Lmao
"Don't matter what we had for dinner woman!"
"i need about tree fiddy"
Lol, this is still one of the most brilliant and hilarious things to ever happen on South Park.
This will never get old.
I just got a scholarship worth $350 and it reminded me of this XD
BRBallin1 Good Job!!
Lessgoooooo my guy
hahahhahha
Brian triggered much?
Welll it was about dat time I realised BRBallin1 was 3 stories tall and wuz a crustacean from the paleozoic era...
“Lord he was angry...not you, da monsta, he was about to kick yo ass!”
I have no idea why that makes me laugh as hard as it does. It just does. One of life’s simply luxuries, I reckon.
AHH shut your dam mouth womon!!!!
What!? You gave that monster another damn tree fiddy!?
I'll never get over how funny the old animation was. The news seasons are good but this cheap animation adds so much the the show.
He was angry, damn right I was angry ! No the monster he was about to kick your ass xD
I love how angry he gets at the monster.
*I AIN'T GIVIN YOU NO TREE FIDDY YOU GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTA!*
"He tricked me" lmao
I need about tree fiddeh
gawd damn loch ness monstah D8
I gave him a dolla.
Terry Welch she gave him a dollah!
***** well of course hes not gonna go away nelly! you give him a dolla hes gonna assume you got more!
***** Then one time I believe it was July...
"not you, the monster. he was about to kick yo' ass"
2020 who still here ?
The entire series is now available on HBO Max.
Andrew Fusco yes and it was just on Hulu for a while until just a few weeks ago smh
I have no idea why this ridiculous exchange between Chef’s parents still cracks me up. 😂
"I need about tree fiddy."
Rick Harrison:
"I'll give you one fiddy and not a penny more."
When ever I need money and ask my step dad for it I say "imma need about tree fiddy".
WELL IT WAS ABOUT DAT TIME
*I started going to the gym a year ago. I've met several of my friends there and even made a few enemies. But I met a girl there that I couldn't stop thinking about. She was more beautiful than anyone I had ever seen, and I wanted her. We started talking and I found out she was single, so we started going out. Weeks went by as we got closer and closer until one day, I wanted to take it a step further. I asked her to come to my bedroom for some 'fun' and she followed me. When we got into the room, she stopped. I asked what was wrong, and she said back to me, " Well, it's just... I need about tree fiddy." And that's when I realized she was a 20-story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. The Loch Ness Monster had tricked me again!*
dang what is that Loch Ness zoned lol
Lord he’s was angry
@@therandumbshow5264 dam right I was angey
@@moodyowlproductions4287 Not you, the Loch Ness Monster!
DON'T MATTER WHAT WE HAD FOR DINNER, WOMAN!
One of South Park's absolute best moments of humor ever.
Loch Ness Munchies XD
......da best......omg the accents!.....the girlscout.......hilarious..!!!
So I was on Discord one day, leaving it running like I usually do. One day while I was in the middle of playing a game I got a friend request from someone, so I accepted it. A while later they DMed me, we exchanged hellos and small talk and it continued that way for quite some time. Eventually we became somewhat friends, often asking eachother how our days were to varying results. He was there for me and I was there for him.
One day however, he came online, asking me the usual questions and talking about the usual things, until he changed the subject to something a bit more serious. Discord friend told me he was a bit behind on rent, and desperately needed some money so I decided to help him out. I asked him "How much are you behind on rent?" And I'll never forget what he said to me. He said "I need about tree fiddy."
It was about dang time I realized his profile pic was 8 stories tall and of a crustacean from the Paleolithic era. Damn it monstah! Get out of my DMs I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!
I need tree fiddy, a dollar would just do.
FilmCow, you have been enlightened.
"LET ME TELL THE DAMN STORY, NOW!"
I laughed so hard I started crying.
That part is in the episode 'Succubus'.
the other day I was walking down the street and a hobo aproached me, he asked for change and then told me about how his wife divorced him and took his kids, he spent all his money on alimony then got sick and couldn't pay his alimony do to medical bills so he went to prison, while in prison he was fired and couldn't get a job after he was released, this story touched me so I said "hobo how much do you need" and he said "I need about tree fiddy" that was when I realised that this hobo was 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era, so I said "DAMMIT MONSTA I AINT GIVIN YOU NO DAMN TREE FIDDY" and he said "how bout two fiddy" so I said "DAMMIT MONSTA GET YOUR OWN DAMN MONEH"
Your chefs parents? “yeees alll his liiiife” years later still destroys me
"...theys was probin me and all that."
"We had taco salad that night."
"IT DON'T MATTER WHAT WE HAD FOR DINNER WOMAN!"
This is one of my favorite South Park episodes
I just watched this ten times in a row. It becomes unfunny after the eighth time, but by the end of the ninth time it’s funny again.
"Tree fiddy."
"Let me tell the damn story, now! He wanted tree fiddy."
I can't tell if Chef's dad doesn't know what a crustacean is or if all the other people who claimed to have seen the Loch Ness Monster got it really wrong.
So the other day a jahova's witness knocked on my door asking me if I would like to hear about christ. Now im an athiest but I hate turning people down so I let her come in. She sat on my couch and started telling me about jesus and how he had died for our sins but what really caught my attention is when she stopped and said "look the church isnt doing so good. Their trying to get reasons to knock it down to build a mall" this broke my heart so I asked her how much would be a good amount to stop the demo of the church and she said " I.. I need bout tree fiddy." Thats when I realized the Jahova's witness was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protazoic era. So I said " GOD DAMN IT MONSTA GET OUTA MAH HOUSE. I AINT GIVEN YOU NO DAMN TREE FIDDY." So he asks "well how about too fiddy?" So I says "before you wanted tree fiddy now you want too fiddy?!? What is there a sale on lach ness munchies?!?" So I gave him a dollah but now he comes back every week askin for a tree fiddy. Any help?
+Vincent “Captain Homeless” Rombola Dude, you and your first world problems. Do you know Loch has been here for millions of years and still not a citizen. You know Loch can't work or feed his KIDS!. You know how expensive water is??? By the metric ton! But no let's keep prehistoric creatures as non citizens. And deny their refugee status. What are you one of those hard line Scott's or something man? And for the last time why is it Monster!. Have you seen a fucking T-Rex, Oh but Loch he's a monster. Look man your probably an alright guy. I just know how it's been for Loch. Oh and btw never spoke to you before but he asked me to ask you if you had that Tree Fiddy. He got into an altercation totally not his fault and can't make anymore calls.
FOR THE LAST TIME MONSTA I AINT GIVEN YOU NO TREE FIDDY!!!!
If ya keep givin' him tree fitty, he just gonna keep comin' back fo' more!
Dammit, stop givin' him money! Not even a dolla!
See that was your first mistake. Everyone knows you don't give that monsta any money.
kick that fucka's ass
This never gets old lol i come back time to time to watch again
I've literally had this stuck in my head for years 😂😂 every time I hear some one say anything about three
Some thing never get old…if I live to be tree fiddy…this will still crack me up
If I had 3 fiddy for every time I laughed at this, maybe I wouldn’t need 3 fiddy.
He only needed $2.50 the second time cuz he already had a dollar from the last time 😂
I love this skit we still talk about this years from now and we still laugh about it till this day
I live near Inverness in Scotland.
Its crazy the amount of American tourists going about shouting "tree fiddy"
Particularly the ones in their 20s
Well you just discovered what every millennial American male watched growing up.
Does your accent sound like Shrek?
😂
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I love that little stutter he does when he says I at the start everytime 😂
" I said What do you want from us monsta?!"
" and the monsta bent down and said,...... *I NEED ABOUT 3 FIDDY* "
This is the exact amount for a triple cheeseburger at Burger King
*Loch Ness Monster finds all seven Dragon Balls*
SHENRON: What is your wish?
LOCH NESS MONSTER: I need about tree fiddy.
Well I was on the internet one day looking around, when I saw a Steam sale going down. I open Steam and go to one of the games I want to check the price tag. The game's price tag said "about tree fiddy." It was at that point of course, that I realized the Steam client was eight stories tall, and a crustacean from the plesozoic era.
"GET OUT OF HERE LOCH NESS MONSTER!" I yelled. "YOU AIN'T GETTIN NO DAMN TREE FIDDY!"
Aw man, classic South Park at it's finest.
This is still so hilarious :D
Little do they know this skit plays in my head every single day whether I think about it or not!!!! This joke is forever funny!!! Its my Funny Bone!!! Bout 3 Fiddy
This has to be in the top three funniest South Park moments. Fuck, it always makes me laugh.
All of a sudden there's this HUGE MONSTA!
Anyone want to give me Tree Fiddy?
how about two fiddy?
DAMMIT MONSTER GET YO OWN GODAMN MONEY !
And that's the last time we heard about the loch ness monsta
Gotta give it to the loch ness monster, he's really persistent for his 3.50s. I wonder what he's buying for exactly 3.50.
Honestly, there are some bits from South Park that no matter how many years pass by, this one (among others), will ALWAYS crack me up! LOL XD
Some girl put her onlyfans price at $3.50 and I comment "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster!"
Oh my God my baby’s about to marry a succubus!
Hold on let me see if I got tree fiddy!
Thank you!
It was about that time that I noticed that girl scout was about eight stories tall...Classic!
This never gets old lol still remember it the first i saw it lol
Oh my god, the dislikes have passed Tree-Fiddy
NOOOO
Damn those loch ness monsta's!!!
DAMMIT MONSTA!!! GIT OFF MA LAWN!!!
"I am once again asking you for about tree fiddy"
Covid 19 in 2020 made me realize why that monster needed tree fiddy all the time.
I always found this way funnier than its supposed to be