Declan Kostka Yeah, I think it was Carl Sagan, though I didn't really think about who I was quoting, I just remembered hearing/reading it somewhere and thought it seemed to fit here.
Bla Bla Bla Ok, if you like TF2, you will know about the Gun Mettle update. You will also know that it added a taunt for spy called the Boxtrot, where our lovable sneaky frenchman pulls out a cardboard box colored the same as the team he is in and walks around. Also, while he does this, sentry guns miss him. 2013 predicted a TF2 update 2 years early....
"It was the King Color, of which all the lesser colors are merely partial and wishy-washy reflections. It was octarine, the color of magic. It was alive and glowing and vibrant and it was the undisputed pigment of the imagination, because wherever it appeared it was a sign the mere matter was a servant of the powers of the magical mind. It was enchantment itself. But Rincewind always thought it looked a sort of greenish purple."
in all my years of watching nerdcubed, i've never bothered to watch this video, and i have no damn clue why. i guess past me was really fuckin' stupid, 'cause i'm loving this.
dan is genuinely my favorite RUclipsr I've unsubscribed from others who just make videos purely for views and cash, whereas Dan makes consistantly funny videos and puts way more effort editing and making videos he deserves to be proud of the community he has created, from one long time procrastinator, thank you dan.
We have! When he released his book, Fuck Yeah Videogames, there was a Tortilla Lasange edition that came with a poster of the recipe. Funnily enough, I have the poster and still haven't made it...
Here's the steps, before buying it, you have to make MONEY, before that, you have to WORK, and to do that you need ENERGY, and to get energy you need FOOD, and to get that you need MONEY. Wait, are we now just stuck in a time loop?
why in your latest vids the comments are disabled please enable them because my favorite thing from your Father and Son days: loot crate was the minecraft calender
"This wine is very light, it goes down pretty easily"
"Yeah it's liquid"
Fucking genius
I know right
"It goes down really, really easily."
"Yeah, it's liquid."
This is why I love dan's humor.
xDJ Rockstar some drinks are rough and some are smooth that's what he means, that's smooth
xDJ Rockstar me too
I only just realised Greenish Purple is a Hitchhikers Guide reference
Same
Wait what?
His new favorite colour is purplish green
I had no idea. I thought it was just old nerd3 quirkiness
I love the "Starring" list:
Pizza as Burnt
Cheese as On pizza
(and don't forget that little Ashens chef excellence joke!)
Bahia Zobiri can you english? Also, that's not even Dan it's just a fan channel
You forgot to mention:
Floor as trap
Not sure this qualifies as parody, it does however qualify as superfantastique.
I'm in LA right now.....which is in Finland.
I died at this point. Dans comedy level is too good for me.
Dan, the first step of making a pizza would be to create the universe.
LOL :D
No, that's the first step in making an apple pie from scratch :P
Jonathan Hughes Ah, dammit, I always get apple pie and pizza confused :)
Quoting Carl Sagan I see?
Declan Kostka Yeah, I think it was Carl Sagan, though I didn't really think about who I was quoting, I just remembered hearing/reading it somewhere and thought it seemed to fit here.
"but somehow end up in space. With oxygen" unlike your Kerbals
I just realized that nerd cubed put in an ashens reference by calling himself chef excellence
All my favorite RUclipsrs come together!!
It's RUclips Inception!
I thought it was when he said about ashens' gameboy filmy thing
And a Doctor Who refference "What about my body?" "Ah, you can grow a new one!"
Either Dan is really tall, or all women he knows are really short.
I was just going to say that
Yeah, right. He's probably 8 feet tall.
I immediately thought of Emma 😂
FuckMotheringVampire Helsing abridged reference
All the women he knows are really short
Okay, it's official, I need that t-shirt
Bla Bla Bla It was a Limited Edition tshirt designed by phillymar, not actually an official Valve Store tshirt. So, its gone forever!
But if Bla Bla Bla needs that shirt! He/she is going to die!
Bla Bla Bla Ok, if you like TF2, you will know about the Gun Mettle update. You will also know that it added a taunt for spy called the Boxtrot, where our lovable sneaky frenchman pulls out a cardboard box colored the same as the team he is in and walks around. Also, while he does this, sentry guns miss him.
2013 predicted a TF2 update 2 years early....
+Ewan Law Its a Metal Gear reference...i think.
Buckwild324 It's a Portal refence :)
So this just reappeared on my home page. Always worth a rewatch.
"imagine if i haven't been drunk...hehe"
-Demoman
Shoot for the moon, land above the stars.
Shoot for the car park somehow be in space. (With Oxygen)
Inspirational.
Preferably
I was totally prepared for an explosion the entirety of this video
"Daniel Hardcastle as Chef Excellence" heh, ashens ref
Laughed too hard at "BUT WHAT ABOUT MY BODY" "Oh you'll grow a new one"
"It's very hard to drink out of a starship."
if you have a long enough straw, those spiky ones would work, you can gouge someones eye through the back of their head with those, i should know,
I usually prefer to drink in one
I screamed when I saw Hannah
...She's not that scary. :)
I dont like hannah
+Rattlebones 22 LEAVE!!!!!!!!
Fir some reason when she popped up it scared the fuck out of me
Look at that Chef Excellence Excel
Yay one of your favourite youtubers...AND ENABLE THE COMMENTS!!!...plz
Hannah Hart, "What's a wine gum?"
Me and Dan: "OMG"
seriously though...what's wine gum??
what IS a wine gum?
im serious
love me some wine gums especially the red ones (only the red ones)
xander the classy rainbow kitty if they don't actually have wine in them then i need 1000 of them, they look delicious
DinoDoesStuff Chewy sweets
Semptember 19...
ToonTown closed.
Pirates of the Carribean Online closed.
Nerd Cubed quit his job for RUclips.
I was born.
:o
toon town isn't closed
Pirates of the Caribbean online is dead tho
"It was the King Color, of which all the lesser colors are merely partial and wishy-washy reflections. It was octarine, the color of magic. It was alive and glowing and vibrant and it was the undisputed pigment of the imagination, because wherever it appeared it was a sign the mere matter was a servant of the powers of the magical mind. It was enchantment itself. But Rincewind always thought it looked a sort of greenish purple."
in all my years of watching nerdcubed, i've never bothered to watch this video, and i have no damn clue why. i guess past me was really fuckin' stupid, 'cause i'm loving this.
What I really love is that he's been around long enough for me to forget some videos, so I get to laugh like a moron at them yet again.
This is literally my dream come true XD my two favorite youtubers hands down in the same room :D
7:32 An excellent reference
7:34 ASHENS REFERENCE
dan is genuinely my favorite RUclipsr I've unsubscribed from others who just make videos purely for views and cash, whereas Dan makes consistantly funny videos and puts way more effort editing and making videos he deserves to be proud of the community he has created, from one long time procrastinator, thank you dan.
Dan is the true Chef Excellence
No, Dan is chef pestilence.
An Excellent Frozen Pizza
lol
ashans quote
September 19...The day that ToonTown closed...
"Yeah, it's liquid" Died and reborn at that part!
someone else shares my love and understanding of greenish purple!
Dan is chef excellence
+Keegan Whipple :DDDDD I feel good that i get a reference thing!!!!!
+WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGOOOOOOOOOONN!!! Yaaaaaaaaaa!!!
The floor is a trap!!!!!!!1
Greenish-Purple = Teal
Teal is a medium-saturated, blue-green color, similar to medium green and dark cyan.
Nope, it's Teal. I've checked.
+mrdaxtercrane the wikipedia definition is literally ''a dark greenish-BLUE'' its not greenish purple.
+NaomiRemixes- Remixing Great songs Nope, fuck your shit. Purple is just a slightly warmer colour than blue.
mrdaxtercrane there's no need to swear or be rude.
+roonut You're beating a dead house. What the hell is a Discworld.
Chef Excellence
"An Excellent Pizza"
either N3 is tall or he hangs out with short people
Both
Yes.
Have u seen him and Emma
Both
Dave is dead! No!
And yes, Dan hangs out with short people, Like Emma and Hannah, but I think Wot and His dad are roughly the same height as Dan.
6 years later and still no Tortilla lasagna
"An excellent video"
You know what's ironic? That Dan doesn't drink, but the ad that played before this video was for Bud Light Lime.
youtube detected drunkenness, which consists of doing a superman dive and only going 1 inch
0:40 And in a few short days I WILL KNOW THE SECRETS
So Chef exelence is real!! we must tell Ashens!!!
Omg I've seen this video a thousand times and just noticed the Ashens reference. xD
its nearly been 7 years and we still haven't be told how to make tortilla lasagne
We have! When he released his book, Fuck Yeah Videogames, there was a Tortilla Lasange edition that came with a poster of the recipe. Funnily enough, I have the poster and still haven't made it...
i miss posting comments to nerdcubed :(
Yeah it really sucks
I agree
Will Clark true
Will Clark true
Not true, youtube is bullshit, and you just have to deal with it, untill now, shut the fuck up
"Goes down easy," "Yeah, it's liquid!"
*"oh god, RUN"*
*thump*
*"i killed hannah hart!"*
After this Hannah hart was never seen again
She's probably tied up in his cupboard.
Charlie Hinkley probably
The Hannah hart that's been uploading is an android
+Charlie Hinkley SYNTH!
jacob beardsley are we humans
Or are we androids
its very hard to drink out of a starship.
It's 4 in the morning and when hanah jumped out I shat myself
Do a vlog with your dad :3
All this time I thought Waldo was some weird parody of Wally - when actually they're the same thing. SOOO CONFUSE!
You know how America took a load of English words and either changed the name for it or the meaning of the word itself? Yeah, that happened.
Yeah and they still use all the wrong measurements - Wally is actually named different things in every country though!
04whim Yeah, for example we took imperialist and made it into a bad thing. Oh I can't hear you over my FREEDOM.
wheres waldo?
PieMaster2425
You mean the lie of a nation called America?
I fucken love how all the jokes nowadays come from videos from 7 or 8 years ago.. Greenish purple, god hates ducks, etc. Its awesome
My favorite color is Tardis blue
My is portal white
My favorite color is Dad³ orange.
what regeneration color blue?
Mine is the fresh blood of my enemies
Mine is abysmally sinister red.
His eyes are weird.
Dan after a special person died recently ive been down and sad but since watchin your vids you always make me smile thanks
Love the credits! Chef excellence... I wonder who else got that joke :)
An excellent reference.
Wow, we are witnessing history here, this guy's first ever real-life social interaction with a female human.
So... his mum isn't a female human?
c0d3r3d And neither is Emma Blackery? Or any other girls that went to his school?
*****
Exactly. All robots.
Because Emma Blackery doesn't exist?
You missed his old Q&A
I love that shirt
Here's the steps, before buying it, you have to make MONEY, before that, you have to WORK, and to do that you need ENERGY, and to get energy you need FOOD, and to get that you need MONEY. Wait, are we now just stuck in a time loop?
BradyCray1337
before you can work you have to be born
1:33 pause and look at Dan's face.
Slater Gutierrez HOLY SHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
Love the portal tshirt!!!! SOOOMUCH AWESOMEEE
"CHEESE as ON PIZZA"
Floor as Trap, that one killed me xD
So you're in LA in Finland in Canada.
I went there last year on a family vacation. Lovely people there.
Ahh those were the days…
I miss Wot
PLEASE make your tortilla lasagna!!!
7:34 Ashens reference Daniel Hardcastle As Chef Excellence.
Fast forward a few years
I love the Ashens reference in the credits
I wonder what she was doing down there....
StupidGamer Grow up.
Dystopian animator who rarely wears hats be nice to him man he was trying to answer my question....
jordan mang It's not really an answer, it's more of an inmature post.
Dystopian animator who rarely wears hats
ok calm down...
she suck... literally
Hannah Hart is pretty
does anyone know his email?
Dennis Berne ermmm.... o.O
haha kidding sorta
Dennis Berne His?
nerd3 email I forgot the main guys name
An Excellent Crossover.
why in your latest vids the comments are disabled please enable them because my favorite thing from your Father and Son days: loot crate was the minecraft calender
It was because to many people were putting links that had virus' in them or other..... stuff if you know what I mean.
***** As if it ever was any better
BaneHydra you couldn't put links into comments before.
NERD JUST GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!
I need more of this. Now.
One of my favorite videos :) I would love to see even more videos with other RUclipsrs!
Dan's eyes are simply just amazing! xD
The golden age of RUclips
Agreed
Damn, I’ve been watching you for 5 years. 8 year old me are didn’t understand you but I had fun watching you. Keep up the good work man!
Hannah: this goes down really well.
Dan: It’s a liquid.
Simple, quick, hilarious.
Daniel Hardcastle as chef excellence... I see what you did there.
Loving the Ashens reference at the end.
I LOVE HANNAH HART THIS IS LIKE MY TWO FAVORITE INTERNET PEOPLE TOGETHER
OHMYGAWD
Grean and purple work so well together, my fav colour is lime green
you two are... are... GENIUSES
I remember when this video was new...jeez when did I get old
Legend has it that to this day, Wot still doesn't know where his pizza went.
This channel deserves more subscribers
Nerd should totally be the next doctor
How come we have not had a video on this channel for 30 DAYS!!! Come on Dan!!!
I understood the "purplish green" thing xD I love it
I love all your videos nerd cubed!
That last Hello was perfect XD
Dan!!!! I need more of this in my life!!!
Please do more sketches 😫😫😫
Please please, more of this
having just read 'the colour if magic' ive finally realised the reference
Nerdcubed just has that death stare
I fangirled when Hannah appeared...
Over 6 years and no tortilla lasagne
I don't believe there was no alcohol involved in this video