Observe, a genius chef at work. Just look at the soup: Soap - for a clean, bright base Fire extinguisher - to cool the heat Cactus - for a sharp accent Flower Pot - for a pleasant floral, earthy aftertaste
I'm a trained chef, and I can confirm: This is actually what we do most of the time. "A veggie burger with bacon? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL, GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT!" *proceeds to blend shit together randomly and hope people like it*
I feel like Job Simulator is just the VR experience of being Agent 47 but without all the killy killing he does. Still a better Hitman game than Absolution.
+Lynchology101 There's a difference between predicting the future and making so many guesses that statistically some have to happen xD And there are surprisingly few predictions even then xD
Dan you do realise you've probably single handedly sold about a dozen Vive headsets with these videos? You should be proud of them, they're fucking quality. Keep it up,
"Close the fridge, grab the order, miss the order, close that fridge, grab the order, there we go, close it up, smash that down, I can't read this so BLEND!!!!" I'm dead. XD XD XD XD
18:40, fucking hell, I've never fucking laughed so fucking much in my fucking life. Fuck me that was fucking funny as fuck. Dan you fucking legend, you are a fucking hilarious fuck.
This is the best Nerdcubed plays I've seen in ages and definitely the best one of this Job Simulator serious laughed so hard throughout the entire thing, thanks Dan!
"Hey how olds the kid? Old enough to drink? Alriiight!" "We're gonna have a grown up party, which i just like a kids party only with slightly more crying!"
BEST QUOTES!!! "We're Gonna Have A Grown Up Party!" "Gorden Ramsay!" "Order Blended!" "I GOT HIM TO LEAVE AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SMASH UP SOME DISHES!"
meow paws ive watched it many times scince he uploaded it he is a hillarious youtuber without the amounts of esiting needed like gaming lemon does i mention him cause hes also a brit
7:50 "Grow faster! This is why we genetically modified you! We didn't do it just to piss God off, did we?" Uh...yes? I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS JOURNEY
As I clicked on this video to re-watch again, I was surprised to see that this was uploaded 7 years ago. This then put me into a panic realising that I have been watching dan for 11 or so years and counting. And I have loved every second of it.
The part where you made the special order and sent out just the raw steak was amazing on another level XD you had me in tears throughout the entire video
Best line of the video: “We’re going to have a grownup party, which is like a kids party with only slightly more crying”
XM-1-24-B as a human being I can confirm
2 years later and i still die at "my finest vintaege grape jeuce... i have pulled zee cork oeut, and i have thrown it on zee floor."
Same
5:31
i'm so glad someone else finds this hilarious, i come back to this video like once a month to rewatch especially that part
Same, 4 years later, been watching for too long now
@@davidwallace3738 4 years later and this was uploaded 2 days before my birthday so it was like the best bday present ever
Observe, a genius chef at work. Just look at the soup:
Soap - for a clean, bright base
Fire extinguisher - to cool the heat
Cactus - for a sharp accent
Flower Pot - for a pleasant floral, earthy aftertaste
I'm a trained chef, and I can confirm: This is actually what we do most of the time.
"A veggie burger with bacon? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL, GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT!" *proceeds to blend shit together randomly and hope people like it*
Also, he ate like half of the shit he cooked. This is also accurate.
i second this opinion XD i am a chef as well
Evil Taco Same. Not professional but fast food
Do you blend cockroaches together and eat them?
No we put them in that pepper grinder the waiter walks around with.
I *EMOTION* this channel. I hope Dan never stops making *ENTERTAINMENT OPTIONS*.
Cap'n Game :D
Graham Vsgaming
It helps that this *ELECTRONIC ENTERTAINMENT APPARATUS* is very enjoyable.
Dan is by far the most *ACCEPTABLE* channel on this *ONLINE VIDEO PLATFORM*
Y.U.S
(NOTE! Y.U.S. mean's You utterly suck.)
"THIS IS WHY WE GENETICALLY MODIFIED YOU, WE DIDNT DO IT JUST TO PISS GOD OFF DID WE!"
One of my favourites.
8/10 on the Ramsey impression. Minus 2 points because he didn't call anyone a donut or donkey.
Trent Stines you bleeping bleep for bleeping not giving a 10/10 you bleep
Or an idiot sandwich
He missed that opportunity with the meatball sandwich
Or say bloody hell
He didn’t call anyone an idiot sandwich
Or raw
I feel like Job Simulator is just the VR experience of being Agent 47 but without all the killy killing he does. Still a better Hitman game than Absolution.
haha
+Lynchology101 There's a difference between predicting the future and making so many guesses that statistically some have to happen xD
And there are surprisingly few predictions even then xD
NEON
Abosolution was absolutely trash
One of the only RUclips channels that can *ACTUALLY* make me laugh.
Also,
That tv scene thoug
15:56 That was a "mis-steak"...
lorenplanes well yeah, steak puns are hard. You could say they're a... Rare medium well done
Amazing
TheGreenPanda be careful with your puns, the stakes are high..... we should stop with the puns, our lives are at stake.....
OMFG IKR IM A BIT TICKED HE DIDNT SAY IT AS A JOKE OR REALIZE THAT XD
Aether (Seinfeld theme)
I was in tears when he did the gordon ramsey part... F***
+Matty R Hutch same XD
same XD
+Matty R Hutch same XD
Me tooooo and that tie fighter he made XD
+Matty R Hutch Me too
15:56 I wonder if Dan knew he made that beautiful pun
misteak lol
Ayyyy, MiSTEAK
YOU'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE
I was wondering too
Missed Steak
I lost my sh!t at the beeps :)
same
+MN-14 Im going to sue him, cause I tried to make his special soup, and ended up in A&E, thanks NERD
+MN-14 SAME!!!
+MN-14 I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard.
Same😂😂😂
“Time to get down my vintage wine grape jui- ............ I need a break.”
*Dies laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
i shit myself on the ramsey part, but its so true
Stalker same
Stalker wait what 😳
I was Laughing the ENTIRE TIME!!! Good Job Dannel! :)
Stalker l
Playing it at 2x playback speed makes it even more accurate.
Gordon Ramsay part had me in tears.
10/10 on the Ramsey impression
+{MLP} Rainbow Dash amazing impression
+{MLP} Rainbow Dash Didn't scream IT'S RRAAWWWWRR 5/10
+{MLP} Rainbow Dash
That f*****g impression was f*****g brilliant. f*****g 10/ f*****g 10.
11.1/10
+{MLP} Rainbow Dash 11.7/10
Dan you do realise you've probably single handedly sold about a dozen Vive headsets with these videos?
You should be proud of them, they're fucking quality. Keep it up,
+Lavender Harmony id say more around 100 of them at least
+Poadiup Lets say at least 50 ^^;;?
+Lavender Harmony Are you trying to - sorry still catching breath- be realistic?
I can't believe that they are £700 though. that is f*cking insane.
Dan was one of the main reasons why i got one out of the many other reasons
"Close the fridge, grab the order, miss the order, close that fridge, grab the order, there we go, close it up, smash that down, I can't read this so BLEND!!!!"
I'm dead. XD XD XD XD
IKR?
h
b
2:03
at the end I started crying
SAME xDDDDDD
I see you have also worked in a professional kitchen.
I am in tiny heaven!
"3, 2, god this is taking forever, 1, avuala ze perfect pizza"
The audience will have tears in their eyes! From laughing, at how tragic it is!
18:40, fucking hell, I've never fucking laughed so fucking much in my fucking life. Fuck me that was fucking funny as fuck. Dan you fucking legend, you are a fucking hilarious fuck.
Fucking hell it took you a fucking while to get the fucking joke. Fuck me. Fucking limey fuck.
+YOGSFANS Kane FUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
Me too I was crying with laughter
+Jake McCarney shut up
That was my favorite part, I literally cried.
I could not keep it together when he started his Ramsey impersonation! Too damn funny!
This is the best Nerdcubed plays I've seen in ages and definitely the best one of this Job Simulator serious laughed so hard throughout the entire thing, thanks Dan!
i couldn't breath i was laughing to hard at the Ramsey part.
SHADOWxWOLF I'm sure A lot of people were
SHADOWxWOLF Love it
I was laughing so much I couldent stop to see the screen
SHADOWxWOLF has great
SHADOWxWOLF I can't breath ever
It's breathe
"Hey how olds the kid? Old enough to drink? Alriiight!" "We're gonna have a grown up party, which i just like a kids party only with slightly more crying!"
That Gordon Ramsey moment had me dying of laughter.
+gamerdanger99 touché
same I couldn't stop laughing :D
Yas
"Oh there you go, now I built a f*cking TIE fighter!" Beautiful
+gamerdanger99 I fell out of my chair and laughed for about 3 minutes.
I was fucking crying at the Gordon Ramsey part X'D
+Jacob Creevey SAME XD
+Jacob Creevey same
me too lol:-D
SAMMEEE
I **BEEP** Was **BEEP**ing crying
18:42 Your welcome.
LOL IT MADE ME FART AND ALMOST MADE ME PEE MY PANTS
+Omar Diaz the fuck?
WHAT?
XD
Thank you...so much...i almost passed out
This wouldn't have been a proper episode of Gordon Ramsay because the meats fucking frozen!
DONKEY
FUCKING RAW
Your logo is not what Gordon Ramsay is when people cuss at Gordon
WRONG STEAK KNIFE!
ITS FUCKING RAW!
Will forever love this video, it legitimately feels like one long hilarious skit rather than a playthrough and it's the best, I still quote this daily
The Job Simulator videos are starting to become my favorite NerdCubed video series
i was in tears at the Gordon Ramsay part
me to 😂
Same I couldn't stop laughing
+Andy Sutherland DUDE EVERYONE WAS
Who else pissed themselves laughing at the Gordon ramsey bit
+Eoin Murphy Its so accurate xD
me i cried
ive bever laughed so hard at a youtube video in my life😂
that bit was hilarious
The answer is affirmative
BEST QUOTES!!!
"We're Gonna Have A Grown Up Party!"
"Gorden Ramsay!"
"Order Blended!"
"I GOT HIM TO LEAVE AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SMASH UP SOME DISHES!"
18:42 That censor spree is EPIC
"Since it's fucking star wars I made a fucking tie fighter out of fucking meatballs"
Best Gordon Ramsey impression on earth could not stop laughing
That is actually the plot of Star Wars 8, Gordon Ramsey joins the Cubed Rebellion to fight off the Meatball Empire
Omg I almost died
15:50 cooking steak
Nerd: "That was a mistake."
haha
get it?
mis-steak?
wait this came out 7 YEARS AGOOOO?????
this is currently my favorite video on youtube....
meow paws ive watched it many times scince he uploaded it he is a hillarious youtuber without the amounts of esiting needed like gaming lemon does i mention him cause hes also a brit
meow paws same
you don't Internet much do you?
This is my favorite nerdcubed video
Pumpkin Spice Bleach same
the Gordon Ramsay sketch killed me xD
15:56 That... was a misSTEAK
Well done Dan
I love how he synced up the ending music so it looks like he made the cymbal sound by slamming his hand on the order bell. :D
7:50 "Grow faster! This is why we genetically modified you! We didn't do it just to piss God off, did we?"
Uh...yes? I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS JOURNEY
15:57 That was a mi-STEAK!
Yes I need help.
the "i am becoming the cupboard" killed me
*cupboard
Go fuck youself
well then...
Jr. Jackrabbit I gotchu fam
m'kay then.
His Gordon Ramsay impression is simply amazing, and had me laughing for ages.
Holy S**t, that Gordon Ramsey part had me in tears.
F***ing brilliant.
“Well, that water all evaporated immediately so I guess it’s warm enough.”
Fun fact. One of my favorite videos I watched as a kid was uploaded on my birthday 4 years ago
When he was cursing I literally started to laugh so hard I crying
I was crying
Same xD
same
that robot proposal is how I imagined Dan and Rebecca's proposal..and I had Dan's exact reaction when I found out. 😁❤
+beinglauren what proposal?
+Megalovania what do you mean what proposal? the one where they got engaged?😂
beinglauren when the hell did rebecca and dan get engaged?
+Megalovania about 10 days ago
beinglauren wait, where did he say it, twitter, or a video? if a videop than give me a link please
Oh my god Please do a million more of these!
As I clicked on this video to re-watch again, I was surprised to see that this was uploaded 7 years ago. This then put me into a panic realising that I have been watching dan for 11 or so years and counting. And I have loved every second of it.
Oh God it's been 9 years for me now. Jesus.
7:08 😂 Nerdcubed throwing some staff XXXDXXD
18:42 I absolutely lost my shit I started laughing till I couldn't breathe!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Lol
F*****G MEATBALS
Dylan Hawkins same
I can just see Dan sitting at his desk watching the gordon Ransay part like 100 times while editing. Perfect 1000/10
Oh my fucking God, the tv part at the end made me laugh my ass off.
Job Simulator videos remain some of your funniest ones Dan
Hot Pocket Evolution:
Hot Pocket > Lava Pocket > Literally the core of the sun pocket
Dear god that gordon ramsey segment was brilliant
the gordon ramsey bit "cause its f**king star wars day i f**king made a f**king ty-fighter" LMFAO HAHAHA
this has to be one of the best series ahaha
His Gordon Ramsay impression is top notch.
"Let me just put this on the bread and eat it!" ......"Now I'm tripping!"...."this is magical"..."my hands are huge."
“We didn’t do it just to piss god off did we” I’m dying 😂😂
my mom watches hells kitchen, i had her watch the Gordon Ramsey bit....she laughed for a solid 20 min and she is still giggling about it
Wow, still laughing an entire week later?!
+ADventuresVDO she reminds herself about it now and then...and when she watches Hells Kitchen she cant take it seriously
FUCKING DONKEY
Some say she is still laughing to this day.
Censorship is vastly funnier than regular rage.
"cuz this is f***g starwars i made a f*****g tie fighter..." I CANT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING!!!
oh my god that ramsey impression literally had me ROFL
"Mmmmm! FlavorCube is the best flavor of cube!"
"Oooh! I can feel my cubes flavoring!"
XD
I was laughing so hard at the Gordon Ramsey part I was in tears
I actually started crying of laughter at the end. fucking hell he channeled his true chef there
I really hope they make a second one of these, it's stupidly great entertainment
4:45 oh ah oh ah oooooooo!
8:14 “HE’S TRYING TO PROPOSE!!!!! WOAHHHH!!!” 😂
You know, Surgeon Simulator 2013 would be awesome on the Vive.
There already is a surgeon sim 2013 for vive. But it's only a demo.
Oh man, the gordon ramsy part had me in stitches
Your Gordon Ramsay impression was amazing! I literally started crying from laughter!
ah yes, childhood.
same
18:41 to 19:11 BEST PART
RavencaioBR it was the fucking best
For Sure XD
The new gorden ramsey
"that, that was a mistake" A MIS STAKE HAHAHAHAHAHA
*bleep*-ing heel, the *bleep*-ing Gordon Ramsey imitation was *bleep*-ing spot on, you *bleep*-ing *bleep* *bleep*.
I *EMOTION* this game.
AFFIRMATIVE
+Lucky God
I think I'm SANDWICH, shouldn't of eaten the MALFUNCTION
My GASTROLE INTENSTINEAL tube is malfunctioning I need to visit the WASTE DESPOSAL CENTRE
The mother: "Little Timmy is allergic to warmth"
Also the mother: "Hey, we do get a free microwaved cake with a burning candle on top, right?"
"HE'S TRYING TO PROPOSE!"
I laughed way too hard at that
key word "trying"
BlueFire 🔏
Edible burrito exit button?! VR really *is* the future...
19:00 never laughed so hard in my life. :)
I died when he made Job bot leave.
rip
RIP in peace.
+Some One "Rest in peace in peace" well done great english.
+Liam Wright that's part of the joke you dumbass
+SASQUATCH 101 GET REKT M9
That Gordon Ramsay part lmao 😂 I was dying I watched 5 times
17:00 "don't judge me judge your door"
I'm dying
One of your funniest videos in a while, keep up the good work, Dan!
That ending ROFL
My rib cage still hurts I cant stop laughing. You're awesome Dan
The best part was when he was imitating Gordon Ramsey! 😂😂
"That one was a miSTEAK."
Unnoticed pun
11:32 Nerdcubed singing.
I actually lost it at the Gordan Ramsay part.
When he drank the wine i lost it. I LOST it. HAHAHAHAHA
Holy! 4 years already... I remember when it was barely a few days old. I'm getting old 🥺 and I can feel it 💔😭
The part where you made the special order and sent out just the raw steak was amazing on another level XD you had me in tears throughout the entire video
blend the exit burito and drink it.