man ive been goosing for some extesential dread and nothing quite brings it to me like these chaotic creators.its always nice to have charlie for sum laughs, ted for breaking my fingers when ever I try to type this message and schlatt.... schlatt
As a Schmeater myself, I can only say this. There may or may not be a slight chance that buying one of these said shirts may or may not cause certain issues with your performance to may or may not be fixed [disclaimer: shirt does not fix erectile dysfunction]
Glad to know that this is the perfect podcast to listen while shopping at a Wal-Mart, minding your own business until you witness a woman trying to buy a child for $250,000.
I've tried the slimy slider and let me tell you, its edible possibly twice! It slides down my throat nicely and gives me max knowledgeable, I can finally do math almost correctly now! And it stays in your belly for a while but when it comes out it will make your prostate pulse and make little noises come out of your vocal cords, and who doesn't want that!
this is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst inconspicuously taking children and sanding them down into flat stanley, only to roll them up and give them back to their families in a little jar.
Honestly I feel the color of the shirt itself is such a large factor I believe. I’d rather die than wear a beige shirt. But black is so universal. And I just know if I were eating (perhaps a sandwhich) and for sure get the white dirty in a heartbeat.
If I could justify the purchase, I would buy the slimy slider. I can almost feel it slipping effortlessly down my throat before I even have a chance to chew. Superb.
Not sure what I was expecting for 'Charlies music' but Temmie village is perfect for him. Now I want to see a fan edit of him in the corn costume set to that song.
They forgot our most sacred law: Every interaction must start with a mutual exchange of howdy, or else all parties involved must duel at THE SALOON, at noon
Idk if Scott chose Charlie's "music", or if he chose it himself, but the immense joy i felt upon hearing the Temmie theme was indescribable. No contest, i will now purchase the Slimy Slider.
I like to put chuckle sandwich on in the background while doing other things, so i can have the delightful experience of tuning back in to sentences like "that's what the pyramid baby can be used for" and "children working in a Mr. Beast chocolate factory"
this podcast feels like Scott driving a car trying to keep it together while his three kids Charlie, Ted, and Schlatt fight tooth and nail in the back seats
I knew Charlies theme song was the Tem Village theme on loop for eons. It just makes sense. The Slimy Slider will win with Desert power and nobody can stop it.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while making a “this is the perfect podcast to listen to while…” meme about the very first thing they mention rather than just enjoying the podcast
personally i ordered the knee breaker burger out of pure fear, the slimy slider because it looks so.. appetizing. then i ordered the pin to put on the visor in my car.
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MERCH IS AVAILABLE FOR ONE MORE WEEK! GET IT WHILE YOU CAN OR YOU'LL BE LEFT OUT AND EVERYONE WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU! chuckle.menu/
If I buy it I will be made fun of for having the phrase “yuck yuck sauce” on my back
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GET THE SLIMY SLIDER SHIRT NOW FOR THE INCREDIBLE PRICE OF ONLY 0.0157% OF A CHILD!
chirlie slimsicile
edible only once ☝️
That’s a steal!
Needs more ”mayo”
Ted had to have gotten into Slimecicles account. Only he would buy small pieces of children to assist in his diabolical plan
This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst attempting to purchase more infants for my collection
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the profile picture perfectly matches the comment
Do u prefer pyramid or cylindrical children? As a consumer of infants I actually prefer sphere baby's
@just do it I have planted a bomb under your mattress
@@Lil_Gwimbly definitely pyramid, pyramids are triangular and the triangle is the strongest shape. The more durable the better.
Ted's country voice sounds exactly like my pastor
I'm so glad you said something. Sounds like every Mormon
Bruh I was just watching one of your automated sorting system videos!
it was so good, and he had the hand gestures/body language down to a T
His inflections were so spot on I thought he was gonna start a rant about "Christian values"
Really that funny
can’t wait to hear what lovely things Schlatt will tell us about Texas this week
Can I be on the podcast someday boys?
The weekly Texas update with big guy
@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress
@@RickyLeik just start your own podcast
Shmeet up :)
i never realized how terrifying ted's eyes are when he looks directly into the camera, it's like a fucking predator telling me my time is over
Glad I wasnt the only one who was Startled to say the least.
@@sydneyp.7133Like 15:43 when he was pitching the kneebreaker burger
This is the perfect Podcast to listen to after being grabbed by *THE* *TIME* *HOOK* and having to traverse *THE* *CAVE*
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literally abt to clean my room i cant wait to listen to this completely normal podcast hosted by sane, reasonable people
@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress
Charlie Slimecicle and the Tem music is the best thing ever
That man is literally a Tem if made into a human male
holy shit I’ve been wondering what that music was! I’ll let you buy my kid when I get one
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while attempting to conceal the child i am sitting on under my trenchcoat.
@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress
how do i watch these? ive been trying to fins them TwT
@@thatamericanloser2833 "Bomb has been planted."
he better be perfectly cylindrical!
I just wanna acknowledge how perfect Charlies music is for him, kuddos scott
man ive been goosing for some extesential dread and nothing quite brings it to me like these chaotic creators.its always nice to have charlie for sum laughs, ted for breaking my fingers when ever I try to type this message and schlatt.... schlatt
@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress
Schlatt
as a person from Texas, Ted’s Texan accent is disgustingly good.
What racist acts has southern Ted committed?
Same as normal Ted
All of them.
One mild critique: he says "what" instead of "hwat"
1945 was a long time ago, leave Ted alone.
Charlie: the cause of the problem
Schlatt: the effect of the problem
Ted: the (failed)solution of the problem
Nah, I think it’s more like
Schlatt: the cause of the problem
Ted: the effect of the problem
Charlie: the failed solution to the problem
This is the perfect podcast to repress memories of my parents attempting to sell me in a Kmart.
@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress
@warrior there is a pipe bomb in your car
what
Good times
The schmeet is the sustenance,
The knee breaker is the weapon,
And the slimy slider is the transport.
The holy trinity
As a Schmeater myself, I can only say this. There may or may not be a slight chance that buying one of these said shirts may or may not cause certain issues with your performance to may or may not be fixed
[disclaimer: shirt does not fix erectile dysfunction]
I love how everyone has at least one clip containing a lethal weapon in the intro
Glad to know that this is the perfect podcast to listen while shopping at a Wal-Mart, minding your own business until you witness a woman trying to buy a child for $250,000.
This podcast is the perfect podcast to listen to when you need a perfect podcast that is the perfect podcast to listen to perfectly
I've tried the slimy slider and let me tell you, its edible possibly twice! It slides down my throat nicely and gives me max knowledgeable, I can finally do math almost correctly now! And it stays in your belly for a while but when it comes out it will make your prostate pulse and make little noises come out of your vocal cords, and who doesn't want that!
What the fuck
A true American classic!
I'm sure that if Schlatt doesn't win, he'll end up combining his votes with whoever else didn't win and make the ultimate sandwich.
Haha I wonder where I have heard that before! I'm sure it will end just fine and there will be no explosions involved
@@spacetrashfallingdown haha yeah and the person with the most votes won't go crazy or anything
O.o
🤔🤔🤔 seems familiar
I bought all three shirts because I love all of you equally (put Charlie's in my cart first)
the only good left in the world
schmeats better
I hate you Centrists
this is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst inconspicuously taking children and sanding them down into flat stanley, only to roll them up and give them back to their families in a little jar.
real
This happened to my buddy Eric
the perfect podcast to listen to whilst staring straight into the sun
Grace? Is that you?
I like aiming max-speed shopping carts at peoples cars and watching them sacrifice their own well-being as they try to stop the inevitable
relatable
i love when they are telling scott to edit stuff in and they think they look so cool when it’s simply not edited at all. it’s so funny every time.
28:47 is potentially the most chaotic/unhinged thing I have ever heard from Ted and it was so out of nowhere my god
Honestly I feel the color of the shirt itself is such a large factor I believe. I’d rather die than wear a beige shirt. But black is so universal. And I just know if I were eating (perhaps a sandwhich) and for sure get the white dirty in a heartbeat.
If I could justify the purchase, I would buy the slimy slider. I can almost feel it slipping effortlessly down my throat before I even have a chance to chew. Superb.
33:55
Oh gosh if Schlatt finished that rhyme with what I think he was going with it, OH BOY it definitely would’ve fit for the south down here😂
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I sneak into a rated R movie whilst sitting on two other children wearing a trench coat.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while teds strangling grasp on your neck pulls you to hell
relatable
same happened to me, what a coincidence
oh my god ted was the figure with the time hook the whole time, the hell that he pulls you to is just the LA/influencer lifestyle
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while swapping children with unsuspecting mothers at the local hospital.
i remember that meme, if you search it up google actually tells you its fake now lol
Not sure what I was expecting for 'Charlies music' but Temmie village is perfect for him. Now I want to see a fan edit of him in the corn costume set to that song.
This is the perfect podcast to listen too while selling my child!
Very true, Paul!
Great job, Paul!
Nice comment Paul
Thanks, Paul.
@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress
Love how slimes endorsement for his sandwich boiled down to “the meek shall inherit the earth”
Nogla and Schlatt interactions just bring a smile to my face, my 2 most fave ccs
They forgot our most sacred law: Every interaction must start with a mutual exchange of howdy, or else all parties involved must duel at THE SALOON, at noon
Lol
This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst preparing to enter *the cave*
I really hope Charlie’s music comes up again in future episodes
Good news!
this is the best podcast to listen to while eating the knee-breaker burger and experiencing no negative effects from the burger
this is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst i sell my offspring to another women for $200,000 in Crockett, Texas
@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while fleeing the country
@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress
do an episode where you never say welcome to chuckle sandwich and the intro music just keeps ramping up until you can only hear the music
charlie saying he wants a big round lizard had me laughing so hard
This podcast was perfect to listen to while I'm at my job... Overnights stocking at Walmart. I want to try and make a cart go 20 mph.
Ted's faced completely morphs in to like a 40 year old Texan's face when he talks with that Texas accent.
Charlie’s ability to start bits so quickly always makes me feel like i’m missing a past bit
Idk if Scott chose Charlie's "music", or if he chose it himself, but the immense joy i felt upon hearing the Temmie theme was indescribable. No contest, i will now purchase the Slimy Slider.
28:47 i bet schlatt knows of a boeing engineer that collabed with a horse in enumclaw, washington.
I can imagine the arguments when the kid grows up 😂 like the moms goes “I could traded you for $200,000 but I didn’t and THIS is the thanks I get???”
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while filing down toddlers for my spherical children Etsy shop
"we'll use your pyramid child to ramp off of!" YEAAAAAAH BABYYY
Cant wait to settle down to another episode of Chussy Smegma!
Country Ted literally just sounds like Huell Howser. He could do some hilarious bits with that.
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while getting a schlobotomy
I like to put chuckle sandwich on in the background while doing other things, so i can have the delightful experience of tuning back in to sentences like "that's what the pyramid baby can be used for" and "children working in a Mr. Beast chocolate factory"
Ted actually came into my house and told me to purchase the Knee Breaker Burger T-Shirt, or he'd break my knees to add to the sandwich
having lived in the south all my life, i thought it was impossible to suck at doing a country accent. this episode proved me so, so wrong.
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while full-sending a cart of heavy items through the middle of my local walmart.
When he said moon beast all I could hear was Bizlys pure joy and excitement
This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst vibing to charlies music.
6:19 my mouth dropped wide open for a second
the first half of that was the single most accurate rural texas accent i’ve heard since moving
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while forging adoption records for abandoned babies in china
16:49 cmon that was freaking awesome Scott the Editor
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while bidding on an unborn child in target.
it it wierd that i find the intro music and video satisfying in some kind of way. I don't know how to explain it. lmk if anyone agrees
The drinking schlatt animation was great Scott, keep up the good work!
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while sanding my baby into a pyramid
@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress
this podcast feels like Scott driving a car trying to keep it together while his three kids Charlie, Ted, and Schlatt fight tooth and nail in the back seats
Scott is the glue that holds this sandwich together
Great podcast for the Schmeaters, Beaters and Slime Eaters
Shulk irregularly blinking with the power of digital mechanisms without his glasses staring directly into the camera is genuinely terrifying
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while creating a series of disconnected and yet unified bits.
33:55 i know for a fact that schlatt's next line was going to be "he's a big queer" and i'm disappointed that he didn't say it
This is the perfect podcast to list to while my cat (who hates mondays) eats the 12 inch lasagna i just baked
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while digging 6 ft holes for unsuspiscious reasons
Charlie's music is perfect for Charlie
I am currntly grounded and do not know how long I am able to be here but I thank you for your pleasant noises during this trying time in my life
this is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst committing atrocities in the state of texas
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while driving on clear roads whilst suffering from a never ending cold.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while filling my shopping cart and preparing for the run
This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst I consume large amounts of hot candle wax
I knew Charlies theme song was the Tem Village theme on loop for eons.
It just makes sense.
The Slimy Slider will win with Desert power and nobody can stop it.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst consuming the *bean* and traversing the long, continuous void once known as troglydeshh
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while making a “this is the perfect podcast to listen to while…” meme about the very first thing they mention rather than just enjoying the podcast
@just do it No. Fucking. Way.
@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress
44:45 started dying when he said he had a charlie horse in his forehead😭😭😭
Why is there like a minute of "Schlatt" just sitting there listening 2:48 - 3:23
i'm glad somebody else noticed
glad this podcast randomly graced my recommended im already obsessed
Schlatt's sales pitch was short, simple, and had a clear message and all I have to say is I'm gonna do it.
6:03 to 7:50 is the best bit ever
personally i ordered the knee breaker burger out of pure fear, the slimy slider because it looks so.. appetizing. then i ordered the pin to put on the visor in my car.
"Scott, play my music!" Made me laugh so fucking hard
Things I thought I would never hear:
Ted speaking Texan
Someone buying a child at Walmart
This is the perfect podcast to listen to
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being arrested for child purchasing
Bro the Music Scott put for Charlie was actually a banger.
I purchased the knee breaker burger not because I’m in any danger, but because of the implication that things might not go my way if I were to refuse
A quarter of this video is a merch turf war and I'm all for it