@@legion999 no I get that, I just thought NL wasn't making a joke in the moment, but that might just be watching too much boxing killing my sense of humour.
@@benvipond9034 I'm saying they can look less intimidating than they actually are power wise, and no being as lean as possible is not at all everyone's goal in body building in fact looking massive is a lot of people's goals just as much as those who wanna be thin but jacked
@@benvipond9034 He's obviously talking about overall mass not muscle vs fat. Bodybuilders have a low fat % so they are lean in that sense of the word but they are overly bulky just in terms of overall mass (even if it's all muscle) for the sake of weightlifting/aesthetics which is impractical for literally every other physical application including fighting. Sure you can lift hundreds of lb but doesn't mean shit if you get gassed after 30 seconds. There's a reason professional fighters don't look like bodybuilders and vice versa, but rather pro fighters just look like normal fit people just to a higher degree.
If he was sooner on the list he gets in the 10-0, but my egg man needed a win some where, he was 20 minutes on a row with "this man would make me kiss my own ass"
@@TheRugFace For Star Wars and Moonknight, do you think Disney would want Oscar Isaac in better shape or worse shape than the A24 indie sleeper hit Ex Machina?
"I don't care if I've got a few inches on Daniel Radcliffe AND I'm taller" must have been him misspeaking because he had a completely straight face afterwards
Seth Rogan supporters were hilarious. Ryan would absolutely roll that jelly roll. I cannot think of a non-disabled, non-elderly person less intimidating.
This guy would definately run from half of the guys on the green tier. Especially Mahershala Ali, Adam Driver and Devonte. I guess he's hoping the cops will step in so he can beat them in court.
this what Bing Ai think: Based on these actors’ ages, physical attributes and roles, I would say that Ryan Letourneau might have a chance against Ke Huy Quan or Rory Kinnear if he were to fight them one-on-one. However, he would probably lose against Brendan Fraser or Adam Sandler due to their size advantage or experience with physical comedy respectively. And he would definitely lose against Robert Pattinson because he is younger, fitter and has played a vampire before.
So according to this list and the other, in NL's head we live in a world where there's a possibility that Timothy Chamalamadingdong can win in a fight against a panda.
Pandas are weaksauce honestly can’t see one putting up much of a fight. I don’t think Tim o thee can finish off the panda unarmed, he doesn’t seem like he has it in him however I think he can put enough of smack down that the panda would retreat eventually
@@matthall7359 Bro, it's a Panda bear. Emphasis on the BEAR part. it can outrun anything but the worlds fastest sprinters, weighs up to 350 pounds, with a bite force that can instantly break 99% of the bones in your body. You know whats black, white and red all over? A panda standing on top of Tim's corpse.
will poulter is like 6'3 and built, with no disrespect, he would crack the egg with ease...... You could see nl's ego start to affect his rankings more and more as he realised that all that was left was loads of guys he had no real shot against when the board was already heavily skewed towards the 'would beat me up' side
A lot of those I would run too. Actors seem above average on the crazy scale. Also Patrick Stewart is fit as hell. I wish one of those was a nl fan xD I'd want to watch the real thing.
Im so disappointed not to see Steven Seagull there. I reckon you could take him today. Would also make for very amusing discussion. Also, you'd probably get called out by Seagull and have to give him a beat-down in real life. 😂
Ok, listen, bodybuilders are absolutely something to be concerned about. They may gas easy, but with that kind of power behind their strikes, all it takes is 1 punch landing to drastically change everything about the fight, if not completely end it outright. It doesn't even have to be a great one but assuming absolute basic knowledge of how to throw a punch, its still fight-ending power. Also height absolutely is a big advantage, its a bitter pill to swallow being 5.8 myself, but its just a fact. Reach advantage is huge, it means you have to work extra hard and weather some strikes before you even get to striking range yourself, your defense and mobility (both footwork and head movement) have to be on point and even if you do get in, its not like they have no options, they can throw hooks, uppercuts, elbows, knees, they can clinch you and their sweeps will be more effective with the increased leverage. Higher and thinner center of balance? yeah not really a factor at all, its not like a single leg kick will bring them low, it just doesn't work that way, and even if it did, again you'd have to get in range in the first place.
"even if I have a few inches on Daniel Radcliffe, and I'm taller"
Had me in stiches
so funny
Did NL want a wrestling match or a sword fight?
I'm guessing he meant reach? It matters a lot in a fight obviously.
@@calypso4882 it's a dick joke
@@legion999 no I get that, I just thought NL wasn't making a joke in the moment, but that might just be watching too much boxing killing my sense of humour.
I think NL underestimates himself. How many Hollywood actors can output 220 watts on 30 minutes Sufjan Stevens peloton ride?
I hope patrick stewart is one of them
How does someone below 6' with no combat experience have this level of physical confidence? I gotta get a Peloton
Take 4 BJJ classes and you will feel on top of the world for a week
Funfact, peloton means fearless in finnish 🙃
Reminder that a lot of streamers have never actually been in a fight
@@finalcountdown3210 I took BJJ and now I have no joints left
@@jenm1 That's why they call it "Bereft of Joints Jitsu"
NL: Bodybuilders actually aren't fit or threatening basically
Also NL: movie stars with abs can kick anyone's ass
Diff is most of those actors are lean and not just pure bulk, some exceptions but still
@@goodguybrian9764 half the point of bodybuilding is to be as lean as possible
@@benvipond9034 I'm saying they can look less intimidating than they actually are power wise, and no being as lean as possible is not at all everyone's goal in body building in fact looking massive is a lot of people's goals just as much as those who wanna be thin but jacked
@@benvipond9034 He's obviously talking about overall mass not muscle vs fat. Bodybuilders have a low fat % so they are lean in that sense of the word but they are overly bulky just in terms of overall mass (even if it's all muscle) for the sake of weightlifting/aesthetics which is impractical for literally every other physical application including fighting. Sure you can lift hundreds of lb but doesn't mean shit if you get gassed after 30 seconds. There's a reason professional fighters don't look like bodybuilders and vice versa, but rather pro fighters just look like normal fit people just to a higher degree.
I mean he is not a fighter nor a bodybuilder, Fighter>>>>>Bodybuilder>>>>Average person
I love this content because its so random that no one can predict what will be next
It's like he's the rougelike of RUclipsrs
I hope he enters another tierlist arc, that shit was top content
Breakfast and drink tier lists were absolutely pogged out
They’re honestly GOATed content, I’ve rewatched the tier list playlist so many times
now that HITMAN is over (and there's no GeoGuessr) this is the only way
I'm still waiting on standard time chess
I came here from the Warhammer 40K parody edit!
Colin Farrell is also Irish, that's a buff in skill and crazy.
Skill in what? Eating potatoes and being poor?
There’s no way I’d fight Colin Farrell
colin the kind of guy that would bite your ear off in a fight
@@santaclawz4431 righteous catholic anger and making bombs
@@santaclawz4431 mountain peoples get a +to aggression and fighting
Holy cow he's Tierlist pilled, this really is the golden age
i think he could take Ryan Letourneau from the Northern Lion Super Show
That depends. Is ass-kicking on the docket?
Ryan Letourneau rinses me, no doubt about it
He got dad strength now.
E sports superstar Northern??? No chance
No chance, that guy is bald.
Ryan has dad strength, that's at least +1 over normal.
Oscar Isaac is in Marvel and Star Wars shape and was buff af in Ex Machina. You get him zero out of ten rounds.
Yeah, think Isaac could legit pull him apart with his bare hands😂
If he was sooner on the list he gets in the 10-0, but my egg man needed a win some where, he was 20 minutes on a row with "this man would make me kiss my own ass"
Ex Machina was nearly ten years ago...
@@TheRugFace For Star Wars and Moonknight, do you think Disney would want Oscar Isaac in better shape or worse shape than the A24 indie sleeper hit Ex Machina?
@@justnachoday5811 Didn't watch any of those, but unless he takes his shirt off in one of them, it's probable that he's just a normal looking guy.
I would fight Seth Rogen, but I’d be afraid to be hit and then he does his iconic laugh at me. The psychological warfare would crush me.
I'd be afraid to hit him and have him call me an anti-semite
I would 100% put Adam Driver in the Nope I'm Running spot lol
While he did do training in the Marine Corp, he seems like a genuinely nice dude, not sure he’d actually kick your ass.
@@int3r4ct for sure, but if we're talking angry blood lusted Adam Driver I want no part of that lol
Considering that Adam Driver is a former marine, I think he just kills him
My immediate thought when Adam Sandler came up was also “but he plays basketball all the time” lmao
Adam Sandler is well rested from all his vacations that he calls movies and he has that old man strength. I think it would be even.
i think the “thank you, librarian”s that have been coming up lately are nice 🥺 much love librarian
I love this game of nl convincing himself to place them one tier higher than he knows they should be
The Oscar Isaac slander and the Daniel Radcliffe praise. He has those two totally backwards.
"No offense to this guy... I forgot his name" 💀
"I don't care if I've got a few inches on Daniel Radcliffe AND I'm taller" must have been him misspeaking because he had a completely straight face afterwards
The 40k version of this is hilarious.
Saw an edit of this but overlayed with 40k Primarchs and i had to come see who he was actually talking about😂
Grocery store/drinks/food/snack/shopping cart tier lists were top tier content, so I'm here for this return.
I came here from the Warhammer 40K parody edit!
The man really put Ryan Reynolds as a tougher opponent than Oscar Isaac. Insanity
Canadian bias smh my head
Oscar 5'9 72kg
Ryan 6'2 84 kg
Is Oscar Isaac a bad mf? Not seen much of him before
@@Nick-xu7ns Canadians automatically start with a woodcutter's axe
no matter who does this list, even tom hardy is running from himself
"They're making the blade movie, right now" oh well
Dev Patel bit hits different after Monkey Man
The Costco arc continues 🤣
you should rank which celebrity kids your kid could take in a fight
10:13 in my head I was like "yooo that's Ron Weasly" so I'm glad someone else in chat said it lmao
NL puts on a masterclass here of saying the same thing in many different ways
NL not realizing how insanely dehydrated every male actor has to get for a shirtless scene
NL shares a hairline with Voldemort, makes the Radcliffe matchup compelling
HE'S BALD?
Seth Rogan supporters were hilarious. Ryan would absolutely roll that jelly roll. I cannot think of a non-disabled, non-elderly person less intimidating.
What about a one Northern Lion
I like how he pronounced Timothy Chalamet like 4 ways
Adam Sandler seems a little too unhinged to be confident against for me.
also colin farrell's eyes scare me, i would not want to fight him
I agree but he is pretty old now your strategy would be to wear them out
NL slowly learning about how jacked Will Poulter is was hilarious
Honestly it should have been a definite loss against Will Poulter, but I think ethan hawke would have been a draw
"We've all got our own cursed load to pull in this life..."
5 seconds later:
"I think I could probably beat up Dave Franco"
Only real update to this tier list is now Dev Patel is in the "Nope I'm Running" category after Monkey Man
Finally some good fucking content
me every time NL uploads
Tommy Wiseau LOVES America, there is no way that guy doesn't play at least an hour of basketball every day
The Warhammer 40k edit of this brought me here
Same.
Makes this even funnier to watch 😂!
There is no fucking way I could hurt Patrick Stewart. His time as Picard was too fundamental to my development for me to raise a hand against him
I'd definitely run from Colin Farrell. He feels like the kind of guy that would go berserk when the punches started flying.
I refuse to believe Nat Wolff would take more than one punch to kill
"a pampered coastal elite"
What's your search history look like now? Looking up weirdly spindly male stars images.
Peloton riders thinking they can fight irl is incredible content
i love that the definitely beats me up section has more people than all of the fight is a draw and up combined
Haven’t tuned in for a little, but this is a must watch
if there's a no-shave NL in the thumbnail, be ready for some toxicity LMAO
Sour patch kids are D tier
This guy would definately run from half of the guys on the green tier. Especially Mahershala Ali, Adam Driver and Devonte. I guess he's hoping the cops will step in so he can beat them in court.
This is criminally underrated content right here
can't wait till NL tells us a egg would have a draw with a panda.
this what Bing Ai think:
Based on these actors’ ages, physical attributes and roles, I would say that Ryan Letourneau might have a chance against Ke Huy Quan or Rory Kinnear if he were to fight them one-on-one. However, he would probably lose against Brendan Fraser or Adam Sandler due to their size advantage or experience with physical comedy respectively. And he would definitely lose against Robert Pattinson because he is younger, fitter and has played a vampire before.
I asked ChatGPT about this. It agreed that NL could beat Timothée Chalamet but said he'd lose to Florence Pugh. AI has still got a long way to go lmao
So according to this list and the other, in NL's head we live in a world where there's a possibility that Timothy Chamalamadingdong can win in a fight against a panda.
Pandas are weaksauce honestly can’t see one putting up much of a fight.
I don’t think Tim o thee can finish off the panda unarmed, he doesn’t seem like he has it in him however I think he can put enough of smack down that the panda would retreat eventually
@@matthall7359 Bro, it's a Panda bear. Emphasis on the BEAR part. it can outrun anything but the worlds fastest sprinters, weighs up to 350 pounds, with a bite force that can instantly break 99% of the bones in your body.
You know whats black, white and red all over? A panda standing on top of Tim's corpse.
@@erikralph listen bub I’ve seen the RUclips videos i know their true nature
"I saw hustle , with bo cruz" lmao
I wasn't even in chat and this man ROASTED me 🤣🤣🤣
How delightfully surprising.
"Smoke more pots" lmao
I think NL is wrong about Sandler
Ah, yes. One of the most important videos of his career, maybe ever
You could def beat Tommy, but you're not leaving without a serious injury
Adam Sandler would 10-0 Timothee Chalamet. Make it make sense
how are you going to defeat Patrick Stewart when he uses magic or enters your brain?
will poulter is like 6'3 and built, with no disrespect, he would crack the egg with ease...... You could see nl's ego start to affect his rankings more and more as he realised that all that was left was loads of guys he had no real shot against when the board was already heavily skewed towards the 'would beat me up' side
NL, thinking that smoking can affect the way you fight. Then there’s Nate Diaz whoopin ass in the ufc.
A lot of those I would run too. Actors seem above average on the crazy scale. Also Patrick Stewart is fit as hell.
I wish one of those was a nl fan xD I'd want to watch the real thing.
If you've seen ex machina I think you'd run from Oscar Isaac. He has major psycho vibes and he's ripped.
The K8 banter is so good
did I hear that he’d got more tier lists in store?
Im so disappointed not to see Steven Seagull there. I reckon you could take him today. Would also make for very amusing discussion. Also, you'd probably get called out by Seagull and have to give him a beat-down in real life. 😂
NL has just about all of them considering “no touching of the hair and face does not apply to this man.”
I've met Tommy Wiseau irl, he's TINY. Easily destroyed.
44:37 Cracked me up
NL please watch and review the green knight. Film changed my perspective
NL not even drawing against Jesse Eisenberg let alone clearing
Oscar Isaac is the panda take of this tier list
I wish Jonathan Majors was on here. He’s a “nope I’m running” for me for sure.
There is no way you could have taken Patrick Stewart at 34....look him up.
There's a good artical about it from an old blog called Rule. Look up Patrick Stewart Rule 34
Ok, listen, bodybuilders are absolutely something to be concerned about. They may gas easy, but with that kind of power behind their strikes, all it takes is 1 punch landing to drastically change everything about the fight, if not completely end it outright. It doesn't even have to be a great one but assuming absolute basic knowledge of how to throw a punch, its still fight-ending power.
Also height absolutely is a big advantage, its a bitter pill to swallow being 5.8 myself, but its just a fact. Reach advantage is huge, it means you have to work extra hard and weather some strikes before you even get to striking range yourself, your defense and mobility (both footwork and head movement) have to be on point and even if you do get in, its not like they have no options, they can throw hooks, uppercuts, elbows, knees, they can clinch you and their sweeps will be more effective with the increased leverage. Higher and thinner center of balance? yeah not really a factor at all, its not like a single leg kick will bring them low, it just doesn't work that way, and even if it did, again you'd have to get in range in the first place.
I still think kates funniest roast was NL’s crusty college socks story, and i dont think she even realized how massive a roast it was
This guy put Oscar Isaac way too high
My man is truly fiending for a hit
half way through this was hilarious.
Keep in mind that this man thinks he has a nonzero percent chance at beating a bear.
🐼
If it's a smaller black bear, he might have a 0.1% chance. Plus the bear would likely run away if attacked.
This was golden
The rumors of tier list videos' demise have been greatly exaggerated
tier list era is back pog
This is so good my content monster is fed
Long awaited Sesame Street character tierlist when?
nl thinking his can take Will Poulter is hilarious to me
No touching of the hair or face!
This is excellent content
0:49 It's Tuesday. Is this guy on coffee?
Streamed yesterday Monday, uploaded to YT today Tuesday
@@darbow898 Thank you captain obvious, I guess my joke was a dud
dude thinks he can beat up spiderman lol
cmon ben stiller is almost 60, you can cook him
Will Poulter is jacked now he’d destroy Ryan