Your target is Agent 47 - Hitman 3

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

Комментарии • 293

  • @MaxMirga-v9f
    @MaxMirga-v9f 2 месяца назад +2534

    This probably what the ica agents in Berlin heard

    • @germanchickent
      @germanchickent 2 месяца назад +87

      That's exactly what I thought 😂

    • @CrackellinoBlackshire
      @CrackellinoBlackshire 2 месяца назад +104

      And all the bosses from Hitman Absolution

    • @MaxMirga-v9f
      @MaxMirga-v9f 2 месяца назад +15

      @@germanchickent lol

    • @MaxMirga-v9f
      @MaxMirga-v9f 2 месяца назад +15

      @@CrackellinoBlackshire i forgot about that

    • @geoguru32
      @geoguru32 2 месяца назад +25

      Wouldn't be, because Diana is 47's handler. Jiao is the ICA agents' handler.

  • @dukeoferrol2274
    @dukeoferrol2274 2 месяца назад +1773

    That’s quite a resume.

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg 2 месяца назад +103

      Still not qualified enough to work at an Entry level job.

    • @chevigne
      @chevigne 2 месяца назад +27

      THAT, is agent 47

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 17 дней назад +3

      He has a particular set of skills

  • @BernardoOne
    @BernardoOne 2 месяца назад +1087

    somehow 47 looks even balder using Novikov's suit.

  • @StupidMarioBros1Fan
    @StupidMarioBros1Fan 2 месяца назад +924

    "What If the Clones weren't eliminated at the end of _Codename 47_ ?"

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 2 месяца назад +51

      Or more or less someone successfully made a clone of 47 down to a tee minus free will part.

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 25 дней назад +16

      ​@@evandaymon8303
      Technically the aforementioned Mr. 48s.

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 25 дней назад +21

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird true but there's also something to consider. They aren't that adaptive compared to 47. Had to look it up and turns out having no free will make them terrible at combat since they cant think for themselves what to do in combat situation against 47. So clone here can't be 48 he needs bit of free will to make his own decisions to survive anything.

    • @Davidpoland2005
      @Davidpoland2005 18 дней назад +3

      i would kill for a hitman paradox timeline universe thing dlc

    • @reesmorgan
      @reesmorgan 15 дней назад

      Clonename 47

  • @glowingfox704
    @glowingfox704 2 месяца назад +931

    "Maker of mediocre movies."
    From what I've heard, too real

    • @Leo-ym5xn
      @Leo-ym5xn 2 месяца назад +95

      My God, those movies were totally something Rangan would produce 😂

    • @volvomodus
      @volvomodus  2 месяца назад +116

      Wish I could forget everything these movies lmao

    • @annemccormick2561
      @annemccormick2561 2 месяца назад

      ​@@volvomodus You are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED
      Prayer for giving your life to Christ
      Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name Amen
      come to christ before it's to late We've all sinned and deserve hell only though faith in him will we be saved the time is short,till his return he offer,you,salvation don't deny it and reject itJesus loves you he is salvation from hell and his come to him and be saved no matter what you've been through no matter what you've done Jesus still loves you and died for your sins and will take you back with open arms

    • @Stardust55514
      @Stardust55514 Месяц назад +16

      The first one was kinda nice, the second one must have all copies of it destroyed

    • @schlockbustervideoreviews5911
      @schlockbustervideoreviews5911 22 дня назад +7

      ​@@Stardust55514 I don't know why people hate the second one, I thought it was fairly good.

  • @livert1135
    @livert1135 2 месяца назад +268

    This is basically the description the agents in Berlin got

  • @ExtantPerson
    @ExtantPerson 2 месяца назад +507

    I was lowkey expecting to see 47 wearing Ljudmila Vetrova's outfit when Haven Island showed up

    • @volvomodus
      @volvomodus  2 месяца назад +74

      Not possible with mods... Yet anyway 🤔

    • @canineatnight6026
      @canineatnight6026 Месяц назад +5

      me double taking the mendoza for Tamara

  • @PLANDerLinde99
    @PLANDerLinde99 2 месяца назад +260

    47 is literally everybody. He's just that good

  • @poundlandspeedwagonrequiem
    @poundlandspeedwagonrequiem 2 месяца назад +433

    ICA's Employee of the Month, not only did he infiltrate his targets but also took over their operations and retained the cash flow

  • @Japple_Junior
    @Japple_Junior 2 месяца назад +510

    Agent 47 shoots himself. Suicidal Assassin.

    • @atreyusmith1899
      @atreyusmith1899 2 месяца назад +15

      LMAO

    • @davidcaceres9184
      @davidcaceres9184 2 месяца назад +33

      If he does it unnoticed and with a sniper without taking his suit off, would he gets SA/SA/SA/SO

    • @majimbo480
      @majimbo480 2 месяца назад

      What is the third sa for​@@davidcaceres9184

  • @gamerhandstv69
    @gamerhandstv69 2 месяца назад +92

    The person that was tasked with this contract after hearing his Wrapsheet: *"UH, FUCK NO?!"*

    • @JamesTK
      @JamesTK 16 дней назад +8

      The the camera pans out and it’s 47 taking a contract on 47… naturally

  • @СтасСтафеев
    @СтасСтафеев 2 месяца назад +245

    Top-notch drummer, tattoo master, fashion model, winemaker, real estate agent, drug dealer, fortune teller...

    • @journeyman210
      @journeyman210 2 месяца назад +39

      You forgot professional shaman

    • @gamingpanda7516
      @gamingpanda7516 2 месяца назад +8

      I love this comment

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 17 дней назад +7

      ... And hobo test subject

    • @gordo965
      @gordo965 15 дней назад +4

      ...janitor

    • @darkhunter5293
      @darkhunter5293 15 дней назад +4

      Surgeon, cop, Biker, Soldier, Pit crew member, bouncer.

  • @Shabrone
    @Shabrone Месяц назад +94

    1:10 Agent 47 actually tells the truth almost all the time

    • @slendermansmoom
      @slendermansmoom Месяц назад +45

      "I change my clothes all the time"
      "It's to die for"
      "In my line of work, privacy is power"

    • @smoketnt5290
      @smoketnt5290 Месяц назад +16

      Hilariously so

  • @silverbeach1557
    @silverbeach1557 17 дней назад +36

    I was fully expecting the ending to be Agent 47 tasked with assassinating himself, like somebody paid for the hit but every other assassin refused the job.

    • @fanman3172
      @fanman3172 17 дней назад +4

      He’s only the one who could actually have a feasible shot.

  • @linkstorm6
    @linkstorm6 Месяц назад +82

    I think this is a really interesting target concept! i like to imagine it like you have to find him before he finds you, and hes randomized to be ANYONE. You really need to keep an eye out for any tell of 47

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 21 день назад +11

      Every single person could be a slim shady lurking.

    • @ImJustK01
      @ImJustK01 19 дней назад +10

      @@EGRJ he could be working at Burger King.

    • @franciscol3510
      @franciscol3510 17 дней назад +2

      @@ImJustK01 Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce

    • @darall7758
      @darall7758 14 дней назад +4

      This reminds me of what multiplayer of Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, 3 & 4 used to be, you had to find players among dozens of NPC clones just by the way they behave, find your target and avoid/incapacitate/escape your pursuers. The most thrilling stuff I've ever played, it made me lowkey paranoid at the time. I bet something similar could be done for Hitman's multiplayer.

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma Месяц назад +102

    Damn, Agent 47 entered his full villain Arc taking over all his former targets lifes😂😂😂

  • @TrinityBigDragon
    @TrinityBigDragon 2 месяца назад +236

    You forgot the "I will leave you to prepare" :p

    • @alexanderglex4600
      @alexanderglex4600 2 месяца назад +48

      No amount of preparation is beating this man, he'll have an explosive on the plane you use to enter the country lmao

    • @lukmanalghdamsi3189
      @lukmanalghdamsi3189 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@alexanderglex4600 big boss can beat him. batman can beat big boss.
      call batman. he will deal with him

    • @RyanLombardo-H
      @RyanLombardo-H 2 месяца назад +10

      That’s the problem, Jiao didn’t leave the Berlin agents to prepare.

  • @Vuki1231
    @Vuki1231 2 месяца назад +64

    Damn, he has got the Johnny Sins look and resume. Impressive.

    • @jetdragon5
      @jetdragon5 2 месяца назад +1

      crazy

    • @davidcaceres9184
      @davidcaceres9184 2 месяца назад +5

      Man works 20 jobs to buy a single collectors item in freelancer

  • @nikto7297
    @nikto7297 2 месяца назад +42

    "In hitman 3, you don't only blend in the environment. YOU are the environment"

  • @dontcheckitontop
    @dontcheckitontop 2 месяца назад +103

    if this was in the game, what would happen is you spawn in and then you wouldnt because you would be dead immediately

    • @chibisayori20
      @chibisayori20 2 месяца назад +25

      it would be a combat only mission, you'd have use the enemy reinforcements as a distraction to make 47 preoccupied (so he fights the enemy reinforcements) so you can have a chance at eliminating him

  • @Trzebiat
    @Trzebiat 2 месяца назад +84

    And you're playing as Lucas Grey in this scenario

    • @volvomodus
      @volvomodus  2 месяца назад +11

      🤔

    • @A_Game_Zone
      @A_Game_Zone 2 месяца назад +5

      Ayy it's the legend!

    • @thefixer47
      @thefixer47 2 месяца назад +5

      Trzebiat and Volvomodus, Two legends at one place

  • @samedwards3285
    @samedwards3285 19 дней назад +7

    "I will leave you to prepare, good luck Agent Wick."

  • @Obviousinnuendo
    @Obviousinnuendo 2 месяца назад +32

    Agent 17's briefing be like:

  • @TheDarknessStirs
    @TheDarknessStirs 2 месяца назад +27

    "If anyone is cut out for this job, it's you."
    Yeah, because no one else in the world can beat a guy who casually opposes drug cartels, militaries and evil geniuses. And an organization which controls the whole world.

  • @coleslaughtervids9721
    @coleslaughtervids9721 2 месяца назад +13

    Agent 47, is like Roger from American Dad with all these jobs and disguises.

    • @darkhunter5293
      @darkhunter5293 15 дней назад

      But smarter and more of an actual ghost.

  • @_narski_
    @_narski_ 2 месяца назад +20

    This is the amount of experience that entry level jobs require nowadays 😂

  • @alaaumohamed5025
    @alaaumohamed5025 2 месяца назад +32

    Wow every targets suit
    Edit:thank you for the likes guys

  • @Speak4Yourself2
    @Speak4Yourself2 2 месяца назад +7

    Outstanding! He looks amazing in every single 'costume', especially Victor Novikov.

  • @Louis.7493
    @Louis.7493 2 месяца назад +9

    imagine an actual contract mode where it's a player against another player but the NPCs are replaced with clones and there is no "sense through walls"
    whoever gets more points (cooler and more silent takedowns) wins
    that would be a nice change of pace in my opinion

    • @volvomodus
      @volvomodus  2 месяца назад +4

      They have to try out creative modes like these in the next game

    • @Louis.7493
      @Louis.7493 2 месяца назад

      @ it could just be a major update i see no difference in the releases they made since hitman 2

  • @LeoPerkk
    @LeoPerkk 2 месяца назад +9

    "Quite the resume"

  • @CsubAzUrmedve
    @CsubAzUrmedve 16 дней назад +1

    She sounds like she introduced us to Johnny Sins.
    "Former plumber, astronaut, doctor."

  • @peters9329
    @peters9329 22 дня назад +2

    The experience you need for an entry-level job

  • @ewanedwards6822
    @ewanedwards6822 20 дней назад +2

    Your character after completing all the questlines in an open world RPG.

  • @C.Fanbert
    @C.Fanbert 2 месяца назад +6

    "full time criminal" yeah my freelancer runs usually don't do much to dispute that...

  • @gerundofrovia
    @gerundofrovia Месяц назад +3

    ... and among all else... a sick ass drummer

  • @ILoveROldRap
    @ILoveROldRap 2 месяца назад +5

    the biggest What if in history:

  • @penguinking2258
    @penguinking2258 17 дней назад +1

    Lmao after watching this i am subscribing this video was beyond hilarious and he looked so weird and balder in Viktor Novikov,s suit man. This made me laugh.

  • @SolaireIntensifies
    @SolaireIntensifies 17 дней назад +1

    Agent 48, this is your assignment...

  • @NightBread
    @NightBread 16 дней назад +1

    imagine how terrifying it would be to try and hunt down a clone of 47 while he tries to hunt you down

    • @JamesTK
      @JamesTK 16 дней назад

      Replace all male NPC’s with 47… now find the right clone

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 18 дней назад

    "Skill creativity and luck" meanwhile that French cop nearly merked him at the start of Contracts so bad he started having flashbacks

  • @blakegriplingph
    @blakegriplingph Месяц назад +2

    "They said I could be anything."

  • @theelusiveman9706
    @theelusiveman9706 17 дней назад

    The perfect man himself, is this actually legit I haven’t played in a while.

  • @milton5609
    @milton5609 2 месяца назад +2

    This video is a masterpiece

  • @COINTO55
    @COINTO55 3 дня назад

    this video made my day, thank you

  • @danielyoungblood3931
    @danielyoungblood3931 2 месяца назад +4

    47, you do not have time to do all of this shit dawg.

    • @volvomodus
      @volvomodus  2 месяца назад +1

      47 just has too many interests at once

  • @CynFan1001
    @CynFan1001 24 дня назад +2

    Imagine if this was just stitched together by his enemies, it gave me that vibe at 1:05.

  • @DokterCreeper
    @DokterCreeper 15 дней назад

    I was expecting him to take himself out in the end and for her to say "well done 47"

  • @thefixer47
    @thefixer47 2 месяца назад

    That's just incredible. The best thing I've ever watched. 47 is really every single target and chief if everything lol

  • @borek92
    @borek92 15 дней назад

    Not something I thought I needed but here we are

  • @theguy5855
    @theguy5855 13 дней назад

    this feels like a bonus secret mission

  • @MOHAMMAD_AMIN_MJD
    @MOHAMMAD_AMIN_MJD 2 месяца назад +1

    Infinite creativity, such a masterpiece every time 👏🏻💯🔥✨

  • @Loginv
    @Loginv 20 дней назад

    this is amazing LOL I love these

  • @AlistairBremen
    @AlistairBremen 2 месяца назад +2

    Old man caught me off guard 😂

  • @trooper2708
    @trooper2708 14 дней назад

    How many crimes have you committed ?
    47 : Yes

  • @supersaiyanjack9233
    @supersaiyanjack9233 22 дня назад

    This mod is hysterical

  • @cijayfish
    @cijayfish 2 месяца назад +14

    Genuinely wondering why there isn't a jaccuzi target in HITMAN. Every 2 games there was one.

    • @captainpoptarts
      @captainpoptarts 2 месяца назад +8

      Technically, there are 2 in haven, if you set it up

    • @suma5939
      @suma5939 2 месяца назад +3

      @@captainpoptarts all 3 can be killed in a jacuzzi, 2 at once and TW in his house

  • @bruhmomentum404
    @bruhmomentum404 2 месяца назад +4

    lmao he took everyone's job

  • @hunterheck4600
    @hunterheck4600 20 дней назад

    He truly is "Mr. Worldwide"

  • @m-aeibi
    @m-aeibi 2 месяца назад +2

    47 is how many jobs this man has

  • @Neth110
    @Neth110 Месяц назад

    Me: *goes back in time and steps on a butterfly*
    Me when I come back:

  • @IrrationalDelusion
    @IrrationalDelusion 2 месяца назад +3

    Terrorist turned insurgent. How unexpected! 😂

  • @Pepega_Ch
    @Pepega_Ch 2 месяца назад +10

    Damn, 47 is a man of so many careers including being a dying old man lol

  • @blainebishop5913
    @blainebishop5913 2 месяца назад

    Time traveller: *shaves head*
    The timeline:

  • @davidcaceres9184
    @davidcaceres9184 2 месяца назад +3

    Only guy that has a chance is agent 007

  • @BADWRENCH12
    @BADWRENCH12 17 дней назад +1

    Yeah your on your own

  • @BercowSandwich
    @BercowSandwich 22 дня назад

    I don't know why, but Providence's top Controller playing the cello at Arc Society gatherings is hilarious to me

  • @MaxEG-i3w
    @MaxEG-i3w 10 дней назад +2

    The only part i noticed the audio splicing is "agent 47 the apex predator."
    As i play untouchable quite a bit and know that audio clip from anywhere
    Really good job!

  • @triangularguard8970
    @triangularguard8970 21 день назад

    Teacher: “Oh come on, the test isn’t that hard! You’re overreacting.”
    The Test:

  • @CluttrdGD
    @CluttrdGD Месяц назад +2

    Imagine someone made a clone of Agent 47, this would be an interesting elusive target, one which is randomized with clothing, actions and can kill you too.

  • @danielnishiyama
    @danielnishiyama 2 месяца назад +1

    OMG That's the ultimate target!!! I wonder if he is elusive as well!!!

  • @PanMan47
    @PanMan47 2 месяца назад +1

    Hahai what is this man your videos are always excellent

  • @Aged-Mayonnaise
    @Aged-Mayonnaise 18 дней назад

    1v1 online hitman death match. You have to discover who the other guy is, AND discreetly kill him without him killing you first.

  • @isaacmuncal4949
    @isaacmuncal4949 2 месяца назад +1

    Agent 47 if his targets doesn't exist

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 22 дня назад

    "Your target is a man of infinite masks - who has no true face."

  • @campagnollo
    @campagnollo 21 день назад

    On this contract, you don’t have to worry about the guards deleting you.

  • @RuyVuusen
    @RuyVuusen 17 дней назад

    Translation: You have outlived your usefulness; we do not expect you to return.

  • @RobertoGoodra
    @RobertoGoodra 2 месяца назад +2

    The enemy has been oneself.
    The hero in turn is the villain, the objective is to obey and win 😃

  • @jameswarcroft8529
    @jameswarcroft8529 2 месяца назад +2

    When you buy all the properties in GTA online

  • @thisisMAW
    @thisisMAW 2 месяца назад +2

    make a contract, play as the constant, and eliminate 47!

  • @lucasurquiza554
    @lucasurquiza554 2 месяца назад

    I'd say this needs a sequel, but you've already made several videos of 47 as the target (and I love them).

  • @mojoe6396
    @mojoe6396 2 месяца назад

    utterly brilliant

  • @voiceovershill7620
    @voiceovershill7620 2 месяца назад

    The only other bald guy I could think of with this many jobs is Johnny Sins.

  • @smithsam3727
    @smithsam3727 2 месяца назад +12

    I will…leave you to prepare.

  • @Dlfghldyd
    @Dlfghldyd Месяц назад

    He looks so cool with those outfits

  • @aaronanderson5366
    @aaronanderson5366 2 месяца назад +2

    Could you just imagine

  • @anacondra2293
    @anacondra2293 18 дней назад

    Imagine it’s Agent 47 hearing this

  • @パンの爪
    @パンの爪 2 месяца назад +1

    In this timeline, "Agent 47" is not a proper noun, but a common noun meaning "Anybody with a job".

    • @kirajosuta
      @kirajosuta 2 месяца назад +1

      What does パンの爪 mean ? Like a nail bread ? I'm wondering what could that possibly be

    • @パンの爪
      @パンの爪 2 месяца назад

      @@kirajosuta "Bread's Nail". When I had to decide my name, I wanted it to be something which does not exist. This was the first thing I came up with.

  • @Grayson-tk5hn
    @Grayson-tk5hn 2 месяца назад +2

    a mission where you need to kill 47/someone like him would be cool

  • @ArtSurvivesArtist
    @ArtSurvivesArtist 2 месяца назад +1

    I was waiting for 47 to shoot himself in the head at the end.

  • @hoangduong5954
    @hoangduong5954 2 месяца назад

    I was waiting for the "good luck. Agent 47"

  • @FaneBenMezd
    @FaneBenMezd 2 месяца назад +2

    Diana used way too many words just to say "47, kys"

  • @BATMAN69420-V
    @BATMAN69420-V 2 месяца назад +1

    All this target info ? nah 47 is the man

  • @Drm8872
    @Drm8872 Месяц назад

    I think that would be the toughest target imagine losing and he's standing next to you

  • @redmenace8
    @redmenace8 2 месяца назад

    This is hilarious, so good

  • @Ihavenoideaeitheruhh
    @Ihavenoideaeitheruhh 2 месяца назад

    Would be a sick twist in hitman 4, where it's kinda hide and seek almost like freelancer where he's anybody, anywhere.

  • @MrMannerless
    @MrMannerless 10 дней назад

    He is the Manager of both local McDonald’s stores and Employee of the Month 4 years in a row. An outstanding fry cook, and renowned for creating the greatest soft serve cone in the country. He is capable of salting the chips so perfectly that the restaurants require fries deliveries every 2 days, and he created his own Big Mac Special sauce, leaving the original to completely fall out of favour. Though you’d never know any of this because he’s also the most modest man you’ll ever meet. Good luck with your order and bring me a thick shake.

  • @UnstoppableGiant
    @UnstoppableGiant 18 дней назад +1

    You can’t even wear some of those costumes so idk how you did that lmao

  • @WaltuhPinkman
    @WaltuhPinkman 2 месяца назад

    It gets even funnier when you realize that the ICA actually has been after him (Apex Predator mission in Berlin).

  • @SirQuantization
    @SirQuantization 19 дней назад

    So many professions, are we sure this is 47 and not Johnny Sins?

  • @rosered6
    @rosered6 2 месяца назад +4

    Please IO Interactive create this mission!