I currently (kind of) have a D club, it’s never been bare skin at least not on purpose, we’ve only done our boxers but we’ve recorded and shared how many erections we’ve had in a day, and the “lengths” we’ve achieved. But we all have girlfriends so it’s not gay
You guys keep your boxers on? What a bunch of pussies. In fact, if you guys don't give blowjobs to eachother at least once per meeting you guys are gaaaaaystwvzy!!!#!$+#
You know when Arin says "I was with a girl," we all know that was Suzy.. =/ and I could for sure see Suzy saying "wtf dude?!" in that situation with Arin saying "I'm going to shoot on your tummy," XD
I totally thought this was going to be a whole video of all the times they’ve talked about erectile dysfunction and was confused how they made it to an hour
Even then you can't put dicks in the title. RUclips will stomp your video out of existence. You've got to be more creative with a video title if you hope to survive on here.
I feel like the club members are arin, ross, oney, brent, and brian. And this all happened right before they started filming but arin was too embarrassed to tell dan
Danny: so it would escalate Arin: and then every do often, it would escalate Danny: what do you mean escalate I DONT KNOW DAN, YOU JUST SAID THE SAME THING
Reminds me of the Space Quest 2 playthrough. >You can't alter course "Alter course" >'Alter' not recognised "Well, you just said it to me, so who's the asshole now, Space Quest 2?"
There is seriously a 1.5+ hour long video of these guys talking about their dicks. Maybe Avi wasn't making a mistake when he texted Dan "You poor gays"
You know, there was once a pornstar whos porn name was Long Dong Silver. His ding ding was 16" long. He died in his 40's do to heart complications directly related to the size of his johnson. Moral of the story is, to big is actually not good or healthy.
I just imagine a stadium full of people and it's dead silent. And then you hear a gentle slapping sound getting faster and faster until you hear Arin's voice yell. MY PUSSY!
weve got Tal Rimoni making individual best of's each series danny & arin make, weve got Lesmo creating multi part anthologies of the grumps exploits... and then theres Bman64... with his 'every time they mention dicks' compilation
Guys I want to call my dick a name like Excalibur but because my dick is smaller I was gonna name it after a dagger, but there's no good ones, can you guys find me one?
I’ve been looking for this fucking compilation for YEARS since I first watched it. I knew the title but every time I searched it it wouldn’t come up. I’m so happy I found it at 3am
Did I miss it or did this compilation not include clips from the "thinky pinky" mario galaxy episode? That's one of the best gg moments and would've fitted brilliantly into this video.
Alright so he made the D club to make fun of the people calling them gay...but that shit was straight up gay. Like not as a slur, but like...that shit's straight up homosexual XD
Story Guy you know what? Fair point. Now that I think about it, you're completely right. I'm pretty sure that if I tried to do this with any of my friends, they'd freak out, and probably call me gay. Probably a product of "hetero culture" as you call it. Honestly don't feel like that's political, more of a cultural thing. Unless you start saying Hillary or Trump is the root of all these problems. Congratulations! You've changed my mind!
i know this is late, and i don't know if this was an edit, but at 1:40:49 a part of the tune for the song Luigi's Balad plays. i could be hearing things, but i don't think i am. while arin is talking about shriveled nuts during shrinkage.
Ross is such an unassailably good person that that's probably true that he'd laugh at it. I mean, these guys love Ross. The whole "Dammit Ross" think is more of a meme than these guys being upset with him. If they legit didn't like him or he couldn't handle the deprecating humor, he wouldn't have been brought on. Plus Dan and Arin in this vid joke about their own micro/macro penises a whole hell of a lot too.
my girlfriend's nipples are not even on getting hard. like one is very soft and other is hard im like "why is this one soft" its weird probably not connected to being turned on
Wasn’t there a moment where the Grumps (mostly Arin) were talking about not having time to jerk off on the tour bus or something? What episode was that from?
It's just amazing how much they talk about dicks and sex and other shit related, that there's enough material to make a 1.4+ hour long compilations of it.... fuck
Aura RedWolf I'm actually pretty disappointed that they didn't even respond. :( I was gonna have fun with them! I couldn't wait to hear their explaination
I currently (kind of) have a D club, it’s never been bare skin at least not on purpose, we’ve only done our boxers but we’ve recorded and shared how many erections we’ve had in a day, and the “lengths” we’ve achieved. But we all have girlfriends so it’s not gay
I'm going to share this beautiful comment with your girlfriend later tonight and see what she thinks.
You guys keep your boxers on? What a bunch of pussies. In fact, if you guys don't give blowjobs to eachother at least once per meeting you guys are gaaaaaystwvzy!!!#!$+#
When you eventually do remove your boxers remember to say ‘no homo’
sssssuuuuuuuurrrreeeeeeee
+Bman64
chill bro it was a joke, it's like saying no homo
You know when Arin says "I was with a girl," we all know that was Suzy.. =/ and I could for sure see Suzy saying "wtf dude?!" in that situation with Arin saying "I'm going to shoot on your tummy," XD
Arin, "I think I have a crush on Suzy." My god that's adorable
Addie Quintana Little did he know, they would get married later on
When when when when when when when when when time stamp time stamp
Dan used astonish! Dan used harden! Dan used string shot! Dan fell asleep!
"yeah, it was funny..."
"Yeah. It was funny!"
*"YEAH IT WAS FUNNY"*
Joseph Perez
*n i n e t e e n ? !*
*EXPLAIN THE SET OF CIRCUMSANTECES*
*W E W E R E L I K E S E M I - H A R D*
*_THIS IS NOT REAL_*
“Yeah it was funny”
Is unironically my favorite thing to say when I say something weird and someone calls me out on it.
Now I imagine Dan laying out a bed of roses, lighting candles stripping his female companion and whispering in her ear *"INFINIDAGGER!"*
Really good imagination
As he climaxes, he screams "HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Ok so when I read this I read roses as Ross soooo...
This video should just be the entirety of Game Grumps all stitched together.
AMA Request: Guy who touched dicks with Arin
He should not be ashamed.
RetroThe GameBro I have so many questions.
*Guys
Adam Smith
I think he only touched with one guy
My bet's on it being Spazkid.
Make them a special guest on an episode of genital jousting
Two Feet Flacid would be the best band name. 😂
I've been on youtube since 2005. It's all been building toward this video. This... is perfection.
Daniel Gould Good thing your account is a good seven years older than Game Grumps lol
"pleasantly uncomfortable" nothing can describe it more accurately
D-club is best GG story.
I totally thought this was going to be a whole video of all the times they’ve talked about erectile dysfunction and was confused how they made it to an hour
I realized the title would've been confusing.
But I had to call this something other then penis compilation.
Bman64 Could've called it 'Dicks and Stuff'
Even then you can't put dicks in the title.
RUclips will stomp your video out of existence. You've got to be more creative with a video title if you hope to survive on here.
Which is understandable, RUclips Adsense be a harsh mistress
nice picture
That thumbnail though. Poor Ross getting the “short end of the stick”.
Slightly Decent tomayto, tomahto
_Beautiful_
I feel like the club members are arin, ross, oney, brent, and brian. And this all happened right before they started filming but arin was too embarrassed to tell dan
Mr. Apple Juice If there Oney then there 1,000,000% should be Julian and Ding Dong cause they subtly mentioned it
I would have called it sexcaliber
Danny: so it would escalate
Arin: and then every do often, it would escalate
Danny: what do you mean escalate
I DONT KNOW DAN, YOU JUST SAID THE SAME THING
hamnerheads He was probably joking the first time.
Yeah like Hav said he probably was joking and didn't expect the answer
It wasn't REAL until Arin said it.
Reminds me of the Space Quest 2 playthrough.
>You can't alter course
"Alter course"
>'Alter' not recognised
"Well, you just said it to me, so who's the asshole now, Space Quest 2?"
They have such nice singing voices, and they use it to sing about penises
There is seriously a 1.5+ hour long video of these guys talking about their dicks. Maybe Avi wasn't making a mistake when he texted Dan "You poor gays"
That happened? WHEN??? WHAT EPISODE??? WHAT SERIES??? WHAT YEAR???
no way. i mean, knowing the grumps, this can't be ALL the times they've talked about dicks on video, right?
jade do you think whoever made this video to edit EVERY time the grumps talk about a boners. That would take MONTHS.
ryan inches more like years tbh
ryan inches no excuses do you want me to get me Wilson!
khi coolblast *proceeds to beat box*
ryan inches your name is perfect for this comment
After watching the D-club video for the first time i now wonder if all guys have such interesting conversation's
It doesn't surprise me in the least that a compilation about them talking about their junk is this long ;D
Yuffa Tuff WINK ;)
Dan talking about over sharing during journey to sillius is hilarious in hindsight.
You know, there was once a pornstar whos porn name was Long Dong Silver. His ding ding was 16" long. He died in his 40's do to heart complications directly related to the size of his johnson. Moral of the story is, to big is actually not good or healthy.
That thumbnail
I never knew i needed this
So glad my mom doesn't know english
Is that something to be glad over? Really?
for videos like these, yes xD but it also has its negative effects sometimes...
Me too, that's the only good thing about living in South America.
Wow. Being a boy must be fun
"I hope you enjoy this compilation of Dan and Arin talking about their things."
So... every episode of Game Grumps?
I'd pay to see arins show in Vegas honestly
I just imagine a stadium full of people and it's dead silent. And then you hear a gentle slapping sound getting faster and faster until you hear Arin's voice yell. MY PUSSY!
this really puts into perspective just how often they talk about dicks, not a complaint, just an observation
Game Grumps is ALSO "defined by its motivation". ...Wow!
...
...WOW!
the d club story kills me everytime
weve got Tal Rimoni making individual best of's each series danny & arin make, weve got Lesmo creating multi part anthologies of the grumps exploits... and then theres Bman64... with his 'every time they mention dicks' compilation
You know you wanted it. ; )
I hope there's a "D club" in every schools.
If there is, then I am with the wrong group of people
I’m part of one
Pigpug Pigpug You just have to look really hard and you'll find it
I'm part of one
So far with the schools I've gone to there has been
"It feels like AWESOME!" - Derny 201something
Owen _ ..He's like 37
Noobcake 042 That comment has nothing to do with Dan's age
D Club = Straight Club
There's nothing wrong with 5 inches, baby
Guys I want to call my dick a name like Excalibur but because my dick is smaller I was gonna name it after a dagger, but there's no good ones, can you guys find me one?
Sting, not a dagger but it's Bilbo's short sword k bye
The blade of galadrial
Cir Circle I like it
Blade of Whoa (Blade of Woe from Skyrim)
call it needle
I'm surprised this wasn't 3 years long.
Wow, 1h40min! Feature length! Penis pun!
the goo shooting part was so funny I don't even know who I am anymore
No joke: my school has a D club called "The little dick gang." It's not even a secret, they're proud of it.
This video offends me greatly
And it's NOT because I have a baby penis!
Yeah! Why would you even assume I have a baby penis?! Especially because I DO NOT have one! Nope. No sirree!
the correct term is micropenis, and the community will thank you to address it thusly.
I can't believe this compilation is only 2 hours long
ah yes 1hr 41mins and 30 seconds of dick jokes......... seems like an ordinary episode
I’ve been looking for this fucking compilation for YEARS since I first watched it. I knew the title but every time I searched it it wouldn’t come up. I’m so happy I found it at 3am
WELP THIS MADE MY DAY
The best Game Grumps compilation title of 2017
I have never related to a penis appearance conversation any more in my life...
When you hear Dan laughing from outside the office
Daniel Avidaniel
Why am I listening to this while filling out my lab manual? And why is it helping me stay concentrated on my work?
Alright, our safe word is "harder"
i just watched 1 hour and 40 mins of dan and arin talking about dicks
you could say im doing pretty well in life
Best thing ever
Ercetion Defection
"No one wants to be the tiny dick guy in the D-Club"
ain't that life
Did I miss it or did this compilation not include clips from the "thinky pinky" mario galaxy episode? That's one of the best gg moments and would've fitted brilliantly into this video.
That moment you realize that you listened to two grown men talk about dicks for an hour and 40 minutes and don't regret a second of it.
Looks like someone has eREKTile Dysfunction
Brb looking up brontosaurus.
the thumbnail is so funny
Suzy, ignore this!
Basically the whole episode lol
All hail the D club, let it live on for all eternity.
I fucking lost it at the D-club. I’ve been hearing about it but never knew the origins
"Pussy-whacking, nut-having Danny and Arin"
Now I want both of them to sing Blue from The Heathers musical
Alright so he made the D club to make fun of the people calling them gay...but that shit was straight up gay. Like not as a slur, but like...that shit's straight up homosexual XD
Story Guy you know what? Fair point. Now that I think about it, you're completely right. I'm pretty sure that if I tried to do this with any of my friends, they'd freak out, and probably call me gay. Probably a product of "hetero culture" as you call it. Honestly don't feel like that's political, more of a cultural thing. Unless you start saying Hillary or Trump is the root of all these problems.
Congratulations! You've changed my mind!
i know this is late, and i don't know if this was an edit, but at 1:40:49 a part of the tune for the song Luigi's Balad plays. i could be hearing things, but i don't think i am. while arin is talking about shriveled nuts during shrinkage.
When i saw there was a feature length films worth of game grumps dick jokes, i was all yes please finally
i feel like danny is the one with the blue shirt in the thumbnail bc it’s his favorite color
18:14 Idk why I'm laughing so hard! XD
i can't believe they went with hj man instead of handy man
Man.. even i feel bad for Ross with that thumbnail. Uncalled for :/
But that's the nice thing about Ross. He couldn't care less about it! He'd probably laugh
Ross is such an unassailably good person that that's probably true that he'd laugh at it.
I mean, these guys love Ross. The whole "Dammit Ross" think is more of a meme than these guys being upset with him. If they legit didn't like him or he couldn't handle the deprecating humor, he wouldn't have been brought on. Plus Dan and Arin in this vid joke about their own micro/macro penises a whole hell of a lot too.
TIL Arin thinks 7" is average.
WE'RE ALL PENISES
Opening best
As far as I know, kids in elementary school still do pen15. I did in fifth grade in 2014/2015.
This is literally almost 2 hours long
this is literally the most pointless comment
Fucking love this while high
my girlfriend's nipples are not even on getting hard. like one is very soft and other is hard im like "why is this one soft"
its weird
probably not connected to being turned on
Faulty wiring, not up to code.
probably. she should be checked.
I fucking thought ED stood for Enormous Dick. Because of the thumbnail..
IT'S NOT A BAD DICK I thought it stood for erectile dysfunction.
Inversiol D it is
Inversiol D it does
Wasn’t there a moment where the Grumps (mostly Arin) were talking about not having time to jerk off on the tour bus or something? What episode was that from?
Boop. ruclips.net/video/Z6V3Vw02hPo/видео.html&list=PLRQGRBgN_EnrzdGqBL9mP7crrIWd1zM6D
It's just amazing how much they talk about dicks and sex and other shit related, that there's enough material to make a 1.4+ hour long compilations of it.... fuck
i call my dick the ruler, but the females call it the two inch punisher.
15:06
My... God o-o
And I can question my life...
I played this on repeat at my aunts birthday party on real loud speakers no one stopped it for like 20 minutes
Does anyone else think Dan's song about the baby penis at 17:12 sounds remotely like those soft rock songs about Jesus?
And Arin said he couldn't sing.
I find this a little awkward to watch after the other night where I couldn't get it up.
Ironic coming from The Chub Lord
AOTA Vids quite
spent around 18 minutes of this comp trying to figure out what E.D. meant
50:49 JESUS OW WHY
Did they have socks on tho?
I need that video about the jacking off guy montage
...asking for a friend
Why is this age restricted?
This video gave me flashbacks of my ex
I thought e.d. stood for eating disorder for a sec... Not fun. Anyways good vid.
Ducky LaLa who is acie??
Aura RedWolf I know! I just thought that their comment was so juvenile that I just had to tease them though
Aura RedWolf I'm actually pretty disappointed that they didn't even respond. :( I was gonna have fun with them! I couldn't wait to hear their explaination
my dick is named winter so in the middle of sex i can scream WINTER IS COMMING