Andrew Tate Helped Us Escape The Matrix | Hasanabi Reacts to Boy Boy
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Hasan reacts to Aleksa and I Did A Thing who have made a hilarious new video about Andrew Tate and his recent bout of egotistical rambling!
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About Hasan:
Hasan Piker is Political Commentator turned Twitch Streamer (#13) known for his Turkish heritage and leftist takes, often speaking on topics like Socialism, Communism, Capitalism, and Marxism (and occasionally 9/11). He loves reacting to political news, and occasionally goes on IRL adventures with his friends. He likes to react to popular media content with his audience as well, such as Jubilee, JCS (Jim Can't Swim), Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, True Crime, trending Twitter posts or TikToks, and other creative videos.
I remember when I liked Jordan Peterson and I started cleaning my room. My mom was like "I'm so proud of you" and I was like "Jordan Peterson said to do it every day and it helps me " and she's like "I've been telling you to do that for 10 years dumbass"
Lol
Lmao that’s funny 😂 Its always something that’s common sense and just goes as a rule of life that can blow right over our heads sometimes.
Ngl w mom
Is your mom Hasan?
Let me guess: no father figure?
“How can I be depressed, I engage in self-harm” should not have been as funny as it was
"I can squeeze my hand and break my own bone" It's called osteoperosis, an old person's disease, lmao
OHH i thought he said break my own “ball” still bad tho lmaoo
Not that old, still have it. Some metabolic issues come with osteoporosis and pregnancy puts you at risk. Just saying, young people get it too, haha
Not old people. Low movement style of life gives it ya too
@@WarpPotato ngl I forgot to edit it but it gets noticed so I'll leave it there 💕
@@chrislancaster it's always a blank profile icon
I like how Hugh Jackman is given as an example of a stoic man as if Hugh Jackman isn't famously a musical theatre actor who also played Wolverine.
They imagine him only as Wolverine, not as the guy belting out show tunes on Broadway.
@@sandpiperr Lets not also pretend that taking a role of a superhero in tights is a very serious one to take.
I'm going to have a serious conversation with my dad about why he didn't beat me as a kid. How being loving and caring prevented me from achieving enough power to break my own hand later in life.
"dad you're not a maaan you're a poussy wtf ?!??!"
disappointing.
him being bated into replaying the 9/11 clip was probably the best thing ive seen in a long time.
I was literally loling
The left side dudes reaction was funny
These two guys together is chaos with a purpose.
Andrew Tate’s idea of masculinity is just Pitbull music videos mixed with CTE.
Be the pitbull (dog) 😂
At least pitbull looked like the mole thing from Kim possible..
@@utvm6748 Nah, pitbulls are usually sweet and loving.
Andrew Tate isn't.
God i laughed so hard at the depression part
No doubt! I had to rewind to make sure I heard correctly.
Hilarious how into the matrix they are considering the Wachowski sisters are trans
Tate practises radical trans inclusive misogyny. He admitted that if given the choice between Megan Fox with a penis or Hulk Hogan with a pussy, he’d pick Megan Fox since picking Hulk Hogan would be “gay”. So that’s something ig 🤷♂️
My favorite was that photo of Tate’s with a group of young women where he thought it made him look like a ladies man but instead made it look like he was reluctantly taking a photo at his 20 year old cousin’s slumber party with her friends as they were binge watching Taylor Swift videos and old Disney movies
And painting each other's nails
Have you guys seen the sleepover scene from white chicks? That's what I'm imagining 😂
honestly one of my favourite hasanabi reactions and i keep coming back to rewatch the video every now and then / to listen to it. Cracks me up so fkn much.
Andrew Tate once dodged bullets on a rooftop I seen it
Kinda feels like one got stuck in his brain
@@AbbyGravy I wish
He dodged it do hard his brains smoothened out from how fast he moved
Why is Hasan constantly watching Andrew Tate if he hates him? Tate lives in his head rent free it seems like.
I seen ur mum dropping u on ur head as a child
Its finally clicked for me andrew tate is to men n teen boys today what skins n lana del rey lyrics was to teen girls on tumblr in 2014 aka an unhealthy coping mechanism that validates ur misery by encouraging wallowing in it rather than actually getting better
Also whos idea was it to include certified Gay Song™ the most beautiful boy in the video like did they not realize that a song sung by a man n titled the most beautiful boy is Gay™
I don't see how these things are alike.
After reading Tate's account of how his father raised him, he strikes me as a man who as a child was mistreated by his father and taught twisted ideas of what it means to be a man and what it means to be a woman, and grew up to be a person that believes his father was completely right.
Exactly, its sad
Yep
Ik it’s a joke but CTE does correlate with depression, for anyone interested I recommend looking into Mike Webster’s days after his NFL Hall of Fame career. RIP, he deserved better
aggression, mood instability and then parkinson’s right?
@@siobhan-rae Ya depression, insomnia & severe back pain too. He used to super glue his rotting teeth back into his mouth & tase himself to sleep. He would to park his car & spend the night there because he didn’t have the attention span or memory to get home. His wife left because he forgot to check the mail for bills, stopped reading to his kids before bed & disappeared for days at a time & she didn’t understand he was ill. He retired with millions yet his house was foreclosed just 18 months after he retired. The only thing he never forgot was to call his daughters every night before bed as they were living with their mom. This is coming from a man who had a photographic memory before CTE, he was undersized for his position so he was always hitting & getting hit high, but he embraced the toughness of football even when he shouldn’t have such as playing in a game that he showed up to in crutches with torn knee cartilage. He tried to talk his son out of playing but his son said he would play with or without help so Mike spent his last years coaching his son even running in drills with him despite his back pain, he showed up to every game for his son even when he was shaking too hard to drive there, he had a heart attack & his son begged him to go to the hospital because his lips were purple & he refused because he didn’t have insurance, his ex wife finally convinced him to let her drive him to the hospital but it was too late & he died at 50. It’s such a tragic story
@@siobhan-rae Ik that’s an essay lol but every detail is so illustrative of how quickly & severely his life was ruined
@@anthonytitone ruclips.net/video/VLAFLHwZHDY/видео.html&pp=ygULc29zbXVsYSBjdGU%3D
How I can Be sad when I can Break my own hands is the single most funny thing this year for me
Like ya how can you be sad when you can kill yourself HAHAHAHA
Jordan Peterson said it best: boys need to be sold an adventure. That's why Tate is popular. He's telling a grand narrative of good v evil, mediocre vs the exceptional. Hasan says "go to the gym too" yeah but the STORY of the "Why" is not nearly as compelling as what Tate is weaving
Wouldn't the "why" be just, to be fit? To not be a blob? Idk that seems like a reason to be found not given. I can guarantee most people who watch tate don't even go to the gym they just think they're manly because they watch tate lmao. If you don't wanna save yourself no one can save you.
@@moonookie It is a truism that exercise makes you fit. Or reading books makes you gain knowledge. Everyone knows that. The will to action is what is lacking. And humans think in narrative (Yoel Harrari talk about this, and Carl Yung). A narrative will almost always be more compelling, especially to young men than "exercise good".
@@dukeofdenver manipulation you mean? I mean if you like being manipulated that's your problem dawg. A lot of people find their own reason or just follow the simple fact that "exercise is good for you". When i went to actual therapy i truly realised what actual challenge means and Jordan Peterson will never reach that. My therapist made me find my own reason and monitored it instead of manipulating me into being a "good healthy person".
@@dukeofdenver tho i wanna know what narratives you mean. Gimme those movie like narratives lmao. Your life is a fuuuucking movie man it's so cinematic and well written but in reality it's just a normal dogshit life living under your corpo overlords lmao. No matter whatt philosophical reason you gained from Jordan vegetable Peterson is just another dumbass reason to do exercise that a lot of people do. What's more to it?
@@dukeofdenver people like you prove that Jordan is specifically the white person's therapist. Specifically for white sheltered men.
Wow theres way less tate npcs in the comments than usual
Give it time, -sometimes- they're a bit slow...
I can pretend to be one if you want 😊😊
@@sgn4354 because they're good malders , whats there to not love hate watchers ?
@SGN Its like going to the zoo to watch animals
Give them time, they’re busy jerking off to him
How beautiful it would have been if someone thought to edit the Adin Ross clip to when he sniffed Tates seat later in that same video while talking about “his effect on young men” 😂 so much more accurate
The thing about Tate being depressed but not realizing what it is reminds of that Cumtown bit they did about italian mobsters.
"I'm not depressed, I'm pissed at myself. It's like I'm self pissed"
I bought my tiny shades already. "Are you ready to begin?". Whoops, thats batman.
Tate's loser argument over "smashing 68 peoples faces." i find this especially weird as a comment, as i have a body count higher than this from my decade and a half in the military, and all it did was fuck me up.
Well that's cuz you're not built different. You can't squeeze your muscles to break your own bones can ya?
Where's your BUGAAEE AND SPARKLING WOTAH
That was exactly what went through my head. Harming other people often results in feelings of guilt and self loathing, at least for those with empathy and decency. I hope you are doing ok and have things in your life you can turn to when those dark feelings get too heavy.
Save our boys from the Matrix!
Tate is emotionally stunted. In a bad situation such as his, feelings of fear, disgust, sadness, are too nuanced and difficult emotions to experience and express. So Tate and those like him manifest it as anger in order to feel some semblance of control. Anger without direction becomes hate, and it causes so much bitterness when he sees people deviating from his hateful standards yet leading fulfilled lives. Which is something he is incapable of doing.
Andrew Tate is indeed mentally I’ll. He’s a manic guy.
@@SuperSweetLucas yeah he's so insecure he has to cope up for it lmao. He feels manic but he's overcompensating.
My dad suffered badly with bipolar mania. Tate isn't manic, he's just a narcissistic sociopath.
Who could appreciate masculinity more than the gayest man?
Again... I love these two.
Boy Boy is pure gold
The Matrix is actually a really good movie tho
Id rather live in a peaceful world, than a apocalyptic giant robots trying to kill me world.
@@HallgrimICE Weird part about that movie is that humanity seemed fine for the most part? It’s not like they fed off misery like demons or something unless I’m mistaken. Haven’t seen it in a decade. Living on a ship that you just know stank of BO and eating gruel everyday seems worse. But I guess that’s the entire point of the movie. Shitty “real” life vs Normal fake one
I think people being idiots and not understanding the movie killed it for me. I'd rather take a movie that's brutally honest and to the point than trying to engage people on a maturity level they're not capable of.
@@moonookie why would other people not understanding it ruin the movie for you?
@@FrenkieWest32 because i create stories too. And i like critically analysing them. I wanna send a message using my narratives but i have realised that humans are idiots and by being cryptic you're just wasting the potential of change your stories may have had.
17:50 yeah that whole “they’re just saying ‘X’ what’s wrong with it”. Like no one’s upset for them saying that thing. It’s the context and their background that’s wrong. It’s like the whole Nickmercs saying “leave kids alone”. Nothing wrong with that idea, but it’s implying gay people are doing shit to kids when they’re not. That’s the issue is that he’s using it as an excuse to say a really bigoted thing but make it appear noble or innocent
I mean, my man IS the 9/11 guy though. Chat is excused this time.
Meh, Azan isn't the 9/11 guy. Rudy Ghouliani is the 9/11 cynical guy. He's the one who really built his fame around it.
Andrew Tate is literally the personification of the matrix. Change my mind
The matrix is just a film 🎥
@@itsmeagain7825 you don't say! Of course the matrix is a film. People like taternuts use "the matrix" to mean the system of controls on society. They claim to have "escaped the matrix".
So, what I mean is that they are a manifestation of the system of control they've claimed to escape. They are keeping people in the proverbial matrix by convincing them they've escaped.
@@itsmeagain7825about gender norms and how it feels to accept yourself as trans
"How can I be depressed? I engage in self harm" had me crying 😭😭💀
Andy’s man’s brain is literally mush
2:40 to be fair, i think chat wanted hasan to see the sequence and build up towards the reaction, not just the clip of the twin towers xD
Andrew Tate is a cartoon. No one in their right mind can take this cartoon character seriously.
Andrew Tate is literally just the epitome of "I think im smart bc im loud"
So an abused child can become an abusive adult and manipulative psychopath? Does medical science know about this stunning development?
im tryna see hasan in the court so tate cant legally run away this time
A 6-pack is a responsibility
“Ohywe noywe”
2;20 why's he look like mat Walsh lol
15:17
I live in Gary, nobody here sounds like Andrew Tate 🤣
Noone in Luton sounds like that either, he's a mix of both accents and it's hilarious.
Why did George Janko make the final edit of that tatertot video
- baaald
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Does Andrew have a pain fetish?
I definitely think it's plausible that in a Matrix just not Andrew Tate's fairy tale ridiculousness
Edit: also, things are getting so crazy and absurd that they have to be programs. However, it's not ridiculous because of people thinking Andrew Tate is terrible, it's because people like Andrew Tate exist.
It's also plausible that your neighbor Billy down the street actually created the universe, and is perfectly hiding the traces, but we don't take it seriously because it's so unlikely and there's no evidence for it. Something being plausible is a ridiculously low bar. Practically the only things that fail are things that go directly against scientific observations like flat earthers.
If we were in a matrix, Andrew Taint would 100% be a tool for the powers that be. He preaches hyper materialism, individualism, and extreme narcissism... that seems like something the ruling powers would be interested in. Divided we fall.
27:40
I would watch the fuck out of a trump/tate podcast. Could you even imagine it?
The Spartans moive they showed is Meet the spartans not 300 lol
You can’t let it go can you ?
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9/11
The bald has is rancid
Man Man
You don’t want to be remembered as a great inspirational individual who saved 100 of people in his life sacrificing himself.
when Hasan is depressed he goes to a brothel to get off
Oh wow. You sure gottem!
First of all, sex work is real work and legal brothels are one of the more ethical ways to consume sex work. Sex work can be insanely lucrative and it's no more unethical to "sell your body" for sex than to do so for McDonalds.
Second, I assume you are referring to the one time he went to a brothel and didn't even get a girl then pretending he goes constantly.
Third, you wish you had the cash to pay a sex worker that isn't a desperate street level hustler who does sex work out of pure desperation.
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If you look up to hasanabi I question your merit as a man
@@bambidawg5376 a decent man whp knows hpw to treat people normal and not like a cringe mysagonist moron
@@bambidawg5376 ur literally hate watching thats at the top of the list of the most pathetic things u can fo
Hassan you are trying too hard
He doesn't even need to try
All hail saint Tate!!! He shall rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nothing gayer than wanting a man to rule the world. what do you want, to get on your knees for him 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Brain damage
Ur just stuck in the matrix
@@solidraven6986I can't tell if you're being serious
@@nunpho 1000% serious
Could be a lot of people looking silly if they don't find evidence after 6 months of desperate investigation. If he is proved innocent of rape and trafficking, you lot need to apologize. This case reminds me of the Eleanor Williams case, she claimed groomed gang raping and everyone thought it was true. Innocent until proven guilty, lets see what happens.
People dislike him for stuff that is just out there... Kind of little to do with whether he gets convicted or not for something in Romania.
Well guess what? He's finally been charged!!! About bloody time too!
@@nunpho Dont get too excited, hasn't it got to now go through a judge to go to trial which can take 60 days. Having 300 million in bitcoin makes me skeptical the tates needed to traffic 7 women to do tiktoks. And they are bragging about having evidence against the girls bragging about the money they will get
how about make content about you not about other people its getting annoying and repetitive
cope
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@@nonsononessunooko4066 you make better content than hasan ngl, entertaining, and straight to the point
@@888xoreooo9 haahah thanks bro
Dude literally putting a video about Andrew Tate everyday. The obsession is real 😂😂😂 #rentfree
Wait for some time, he will post more 😂😂 because your daddy got charged recently 😂😂😂
Why do you people listen to hasan, these type of people have no good and no valuable advices to make you the better person a powerful individual, why do you listen to inefficient influencers who doesn’t teach great things like go to the gym be respectful become a gentleman protect does who you care about and love ❤️
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